Death Messages

namespace DeathCounter
{
    public static class Messages
    {
        public static string[ ] ExplosionStrings = new string[]
        {
            " is splattered across the floor.",
            " got creamed by an explosion.",
            " has to be scraped off the walls.",
            " has been blown to smithereens.",
            " has been turned inside out."
        };


        public static string[ ] RocketStrings = new string[]
        {
            " ate a missile.",
            " had a hole blown through their chest.",
            " got splattered by a missile.",
            " rode a rocket.",
            " was caught in rocket burst."
        };


        public static string[ ] BulletStrings = new string[]
        {
            " is now full of holes.",
            " said hello to my little friend.",
            " got turned into swiss cheese.",
            " failed to dance.",
            " ate hot lead.",
            " is swimming in bullets.",
            " got a hole in the head.",
            " was shot to pieces.",
            " is riddled with bullets.",
            “ bled out.”,
            “ got shredded.”
        };


        public static string[ ] DrillStrings = new string[]
        {
            " got chewed up by a drill.",
            " got ground to dust.",
            " forgot they aren't made of stone.",
            " got drilled."
        };


        public static string[ ] SuicideStrings = new string[]
        {
            " committed suicide.",
            " took the easy way out.",
            " said goodbye to this cruel world.",
            “ had enough of life.”,
            “ died. Nobody knows why, it just happened.”
        };


        public static string[ ] FallStrings = new string[]
        {
            " fell to their death.",
            " forgot about gravity.",
            " should have turned on their jetpack.",
            " left a small crater.",
            “ went SPLAT!",
            “ forgot to stop.”
        };


        public static string[] GridStrings = new string[]
        {
            " forgot to stop.",
            " is smeared across the side of the ship.",
            " made contact with cold hard steel.",
            " has been sacrificed to klang."
        };


        public static string[ ] GrindStrings = new string[]
        {
            " fell into a grinder.",
            " got cut to ribbons.",
            " got shredded in a grinder."
        };


        public static string[ ] WeldStrings = new string[]
        {
            " got melted.",
            " had an unfortunate accident involving a welder and six giraffes.",
            " forgot welders work on humans.",
            “ got burned alive.”,
            “ got burned to ashes.”
        };


        public static string[ ] AsphyxiaStrings = new string[]
        {
            " forgot to breathe.",
            " suffocated.",
            " forgot to put their helmet on.",
            " ran out of air.",
            “ asphyxiated.”
        };


        public static string[] FloatingStrings = new string[]
        {
            " had something heavy dropped on their head.",
            " got crushed by a big rock.",
            " failed to re-enact Indiana Jones and the boulder."
        };


        public static string[] BoltStrings = new string[]
        {
            " was mauled to death.",
            " got eaten.",
            " had their face chewed off."
        };


        public static string[] NaniteStrings = new string[]
        {
            " was turned into grey goo.",
            " got disassembled by nanites.",
            " was executed for impersonating a nanite."
        };
    }
}