Drunk

"Do you really think this was such a good idea?" Alice said with a rare hint of concern for the influenced campers below as she hoveres on her broom with Susie.

The cat simply snickered at all that was happening below. "This isn't a good idea, Alice, this is a GREAT idea!"

Much before what was transpiring now, Susie had planned a prank on the whole camp and let Alice in on what she planned. Although it was particularly sadistic, her plan involved having soup served at the mess hall for dinner. There was a catch. Before it was served, Susie had spiked the soup with a relic from her past, an entire bottle of Русский Стандарт. She used her magic to blend the vodka in with the soup, making it undetectable for the unsuspecting campers.

And then, the soup was served to the campers. By the time dinner concluded, they were all under the influence. Some had passed out to sleep fast, but others remained awake, their actions now governed by how drunk they were.

The Moon was distressed, trying his best to coerce drunken campers to their cabins, but the campers did not listen and some tried throwing rocks at him.

Howard and the other monsters were offered some of the spiked soup by Susie that night as well, and now they were gathered around a television that wasn't actually on. They were crying drunken tears as they belived they were watching a movie with a sad ending.

Pepper was asleep as usual, the alcoholic soup taking effect on him, but he hung from a tree branch by the leg of his pants. Max had somehow acquired Pajamas from Oscar and began to dance with him, though the clothing hitman did not mind for now, he knew tonight would be the perfect opportunity to take out his next target, the annoying Monkey camper who was out for a swim at the shore.

The witch Betsy was however not let in on Susie's prank and so became a victim of the soup as well. While under the influence of Susie's vodka, the witch sought out the drunken Hedgehog and guided her back to her camp counselor cabin, where she in secret continued to 'teach' Hedgehog more 'magic'.

"Well, it is amusing, but I'm one of the campers might get lost or.... Hmmmph..." Alice stopped mid speech, rubbing her chin.

"Uh oh, what diobolical plan are you thinking now?" Susie asked with interest.

"I've got it! I'll gather up all the sleeping campers and put them to bed, buuuuut...." Alice got out.

Susie raised her puffy eyebrow in anticipation.

"I'll take all the awake campers to the basketball court and tell them whoever gets the most dunks will win a prize." Alice finished.

Susie thought for a moment before smiling, the prospect of drunken children playing basketball for a reward sounded amazing.

"Alice, you're a genius. Go gather the awake babies and I'll get a prize for them to quarrel over." Susie said.

Alice nodded as she hovered off to get the drunken campers. Susie flew over to the mess hall. She had just the perfect prize in store for the campers, mostly a because she knew it would embarrass a certain camper if she displayed it.

As she strided through the shamble of a mess hall with flipped over tables and even a broken window, she stepped over a sleeping Alien to reach the freezer when she suddenly heard it...

A Creeeeeeeeeeking sound from the wooden boards that made up the floor.

Her gaze shot over to the mess hall's door as she spotted Oscar trying to sneak out. The sodden boy was definitely under the influence, that could be seen by a hiccup the vodka soup gave him. Though he wasn't as drunk as anyone else on the island.

Alarmed, the sleeping alien sprinted out as Oscar and Susie stared at each other.

"Oh, uh! Hey, Susie. Don't-*hiccup* erh, mind me, I'm just going-*hiccup* back to my cabin."

Quickly, Oscar moved to exit the building as fast as his drunk self could until the door slammed shut and locked with a wave of Susie's hand.

"Well, well, weellll. Trying to abandon me at the last minute, baby?"

"Oh, no no no, I'm just really tired, just want to get to bed, you know..?" Oscar stammered as Susie came over and grabbed him by his shirt's collar.

"To bed, hm? Don't worry, that'll happen in just a minute. This was apart of my plans after all. I just hope we don't make too much noise..." Susie said as she pulled him to the back door of the mess hall, which led to the trail to her cabin.

"Wh-what do you-*hiccup*- mean..?"

"Well, I have something to do with Alice in a bit, but right now, you're mine, baby."

Oscar gulped, too drunk to try and resist. He had a feeling he knew what she was implying....