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- >be me, trying to help ex with TF2 contracts
- 20:45 - _TheBloofer_: -boop-
- 20:45 - Edric Bodolf: Hey
- 20:46 - _TheBloofer_: Hey
- 20:47 - Edric Bodolf: Hopefully anything at all of any kind counts...
- 20:47 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 20:48 - Edric Bodolf: Yep.
- 20:48 - Edric Bodolf: Missed our fucking chance.
- 20:49 - Edric Bodolf: I will never get that contract done.
- 20:49 - _TheBloofer_: it put us in a mid game, heh
- 20:49 - Edric Bodolf: Then we just quit and requeue?
- 20:49 - _TheBloofer_: wanna try something first
- 20:49 - Edric Bodolf: Huh?
- 20:50 - _TheBloofer_: oh they moved it, hmm
- 20:50 - _TheBloofer_: maybe I can demo it
- 20:50 - Edric Bodolf: I'm out
- 20:50 - Edric Bodolf: Should we requeue?
- 20:50 - _TheBloofer_: okay
- 20:51 - _TheBloofer_: Sometimes the engi is dumb
- 20:51 - _TheBloofer_: and jetpack pyros can get past XD
- 20:51 - Edric Bodolf: Hm
- 20:52 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 20:52 - _TheBloofer_: wait turbine
- 20:52 - Edric Bodolf: Not even sure if I should bother, if nothing counts...
- 20:52 - _TheBloofer_: greg it will
- 20:52 - Edric Bodolf: What, like it did before?
- 20:53 - Edric Bodolf: Like how I have 2/2 caps, since I capped twice?
- 20:53 - _TheBloofer_: so we're doing turbine contract now
- 20:53 - _TheBloofer_: is it active?
- 20:55 - Edric Bodolf: Yes
- 20:55 - Edric Bodolf: And i'm getting fuck all contract progress
- 20:55 - Edric Bodolf: Like I PROMISED I wouldn't
- 20:56 - Edric Bodolf: I will give you £99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 if any contract at all ever is possible
- 20:57 - Edric Bodolf: Ben
- 20:57 - Edric Bodolf: PlEASE can we requeue
- 20:57 - _TheBloofer_: yes
- 20:58 - _TheBloofer_: I hate turbine
- 20:58 - Edric Bodolf: I;m going to requeue over and over again until there's only 99% cancer or less
- 20:59 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 20:59 - _TheBloofer_: again, make sure 2fort is active
- 20:59 - Edric Bodolf: Midgame cancer
- 20:59 - Edric Bodolf: I'm requeueing
- 21:00 - Edric Bodolf: Are you sure you wanted to stick around?
- 21:00 - _TheBloofer_: stick to 2fort
- 21:00 - Edric Bodolf: I'll be thrown into the same server over and over and over
- 21:00 - _TheBloofer_: No, it doesn't let you rejoin the same match after manually leaving
- 21:00 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: That's a lie
- 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: Leave
- 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: I'm requeueing
- 21:01 - _TheBloofer_: why
- 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: It's an inprogress match
- 21:01 - _TheBloofer_: they had no engies
- 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: I garuantee you there would be no way to cap
- 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: at least check that first
- 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: And i'm out anyway so I can't get back in
- 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: yeah but
- 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: in future pls
- 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: You weren't looking at YOUR team's composition, right?
- 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: Cause you can't see enemy classes
- 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: I went to cap
- 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: there was no defense at all
- 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: Well fuck me, that's fucking typical.
- 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: If I stayed, there would have been engies though.
- 21:03 - _TheBloofer_: thats why I said to check before leaving
- 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: But if I stay, then they'll have defense
- 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: So what's the fucking point going into prestarted games?
- 21:03 - _TheBloofer_: it's not me picking to
- 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: I said why should _**I**_ bother?
- 21:04 - Edric Bodolf: There is literally no point
- 21:04 - Edric Bodolf: If it were hypothetically possible to cap, it wouldn't fucking count
- 21:04 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: IT'S A FUCKING PRE STARTED GAME
- 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YA, HUH
- 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: And there will be engies.
- 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: I fucking TOLD you.
- 21:06 - Edric Bodolf: Leave.
- 21:06 - _TheBloofer_: um
- 21:06 - _TheBloofer_: ok
- 21:06 - _TheBloofer_: the team is winning though...
- 21:07 - Edric Bodolf: Did you see that fucking caner>
- 21:08 - Edric Bodolf: See?
- 21:08 - _TheBloofer_: we get a fresh match now
- 21:08 - Edric Bodolf: Wefucking don't.
- 21:08 - _TheBloofer_: oh
- 21:08 - Edric Bodolf: No we don't, ben.
- 21:08 - _TheBloofer_: people are voiting other shit
- 21:09 - _TheBloofer_: -left-
- 21:09 - Edric Bodolf: leave.
- 21:09 - _TheBloofer_: I did
- 21:09 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 21:09 - Edric Bodolf: Watch this cancer.
- 21:10 - Edric Bodolf: Did you just take it?
- 21:10 - _TheBloofer_: yes
- 21:10 - Edric Bodolf: leave, requeue.
- 21:10 - _TheBloofer_: why
- 21:11 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
- 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: Levae.
- 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: Leave.
- 21:11 - _TheBloofer_: why do you keep leaving?
- 21:11 - _TheBloofer_: even when we had it?
- 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: NO.
- 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: We did NOT.
- 21:11 - _TheBloofer_: I did
- 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: You died and a cunt stole it.
- 21:12 - _TheBloofer_: You should have followed me...
- 21:12 - Edric Bodolf: And what?
- 21:12 - Edric Bodolf: And the magical cap fairies get it for me?
- 21:12 - _TheBloofer_: picked it up and capped
- 21:12 - Edric Bodolf: Give me any proof at all that that would work.
- 21:12 - _TheBloofer_: just queue
- 21:14 - Edric Bodolf: Ineed to fix the keyboard.
- 21:16 - Edric Bodolf: Leave.
- 21:17 - _TheBloofer_: I have
- 21:17 - Edric Bodolf: I'mtryingtofixmyfuckingspacebar
- 21:19 - Edric Bodolf: Ben
- 21:20 - _TheBloofer_: Yes?
- 21:20 - Edric Bodolf: Can you czx
- 21:20 - Edric Bodolf: When I get my own keyboar
- 21:20 - Edric Bodolf: I'm offering you £20 do just do this fucking cancer for me
- 21:22 - Edric Bodolf: Why do I vbother
- 21:22 - Edric Bodolf: What doyou even fucking get from this anyway?
- 21:24 - _TheBloofer_: mediocre stuff
- 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: Is it AT ALL worth it?
- 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: Then fuckit
- 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: Iwish the pyro update never happened
- 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: All it did was break my fucking kryboard
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