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  1. >be me, trying to help ex with TF2 contracts
  2. 20:45 - _TheBloofer_: -boop-
  3. 20:45 - Edric Bodolf: Hey
  4. 20:46 - _TheBloofer_: Hey
  5. 20:47 - Edric Bodolf: Hopefully anything at all of any kind counts...
  6. 20:47 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  7. 20:48 - Edric Bodolf: Yep.
  8. 20:48 - Edric Bodolf: Missed our fucking chance.
  9. 20:49 - Edric Bodolf: I will never get that contract done.
  10. 20:49 - _TheBloofer_: it put us in a mid game, heh
  11. 20:49 - Edric Bodolf: Then we just quit and requeue?
  12. 20:49 - _TheBloofer_: wanna try something first
  13. 20:49 - Edric Bodolf: Huh?
  14. 20:50 - _TheBloofer_: oh they moved it, hmm
  15. 20:50 - _TheBloofer_: maybe I can demo it
  16. 20:50 - Edric Bodolf: I'm out
  17. 20:50 - Edric Bodolf: Should we requeue?
  18. 20:50 - _TheBloofer_: okay
  19. 20:51 - _TheBloofer_: Sometimes the engi is dumb
  20. 20:51 - _TheBloofer_: and jetpack pyros can get past XD
  21. 20:51 - Edric Bodolf: Hm
  22. 20:52 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  23. 20:52 - _TheBloofer_: wait turbine
  24. 20:52 - Edric Bodolf: Not even sure if I should bother, if nothing counts...
  25. 20:52 - _TheBloofer_: greg it will
  26. 20:52 - Edric Bodolf: What, like it did before?
  27. 20:53 - Edric Bodolf: Like how I have 2/2 caps, since I capped twice?
  28. 20:53 - _TheBloofer_: so we're doing turbine contract now
  29. 20:53 - _TheBloofer_: is it active?
  30. 20:55 - Edric Bodolf: Yes
  31. 20:55 - Edric Bodolf: And i'm getting fuck all contract progress
  32. 20:55 - Edric Bodolf: Like I PROMISED I wouldn't
  33. 20:56 - Edric Bodolf: I will give you £99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 if any contract at all ever is possible
  34. 20:57 - Edric Bodolf: Ben
  35. 20:57 - Edric Bodolf: PlEASE can we requeue
  36. 20:57 - _TheBloofer_: yes
  37. 20:58 - _TheBloofer_: I hate turbine
  38. 20:58 - Edric Bodolf: I;m going to requeue over and over again until there's only 99% cancer or less
  39. 20:59 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  40. 20:59 - _TheBloofer_: again, make sure 2fort is active
  41. 20:59 - Edric Bodolf: Midgame cancer
  42. 20:59 - Edric Bodolf: I'm requeueing
  43. 21:00 - Edric Bodolf: Are you sure you wanted to stick around?
  44. 21:00 - _TheBloofer_: stick to 2fort
  45. 21:00 - Edric Bodolf: I'll be thrown into the same server over and over and over
  46. 21:00 - _TheBloofer_: No, it doesn't let you rejoin the same match after manually leaving
  47. 21:00 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  48. 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: That's a lie
  49. 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: Leave
  50. 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: I'm requeueing
  51. 21:01 - _TheBloofer_: why
  52. 21:01 - Edric Bodolf: It's an inprogress match
  53. 21:01 - _TheBloofer_: they had no engies
  54. 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: I garuantee you there would be no way to cap
  55. 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: at least check that first
  56. 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: And i'm out anyway so I can't get back in
  57. 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: yeah but
  58. 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: in future pls
  59. 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: You weren't looking at YOUR team's composition, right?
  60. 21:02 - Edric Bodolf: Cause you can't see enemy classes
  61. 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: I went to cap
  62. 21:02 - _TheBloofer_: there was no defense at all
  63. 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: Well fuck me, that's fucking typical.
  64. 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: If I stayed, there would have been engies though.
  65. 21:03 - _TheBloofer_: thats why I said to check before leaving
  66. 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: But if I stay, then they'll have defense
  67. 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: So what's the fucking point going into prestarted games?
  68. 21:03 - _TheBloofer_: it's not me picking to
  69. 21:03 - Edric Bodolf: I said why should _**I**_ bother?
  70. 21:04 - Edric Bodolf: There is literally no point
  71. 21:04 - Edric Bodolf: If it were hypothetically possible to cap, it wouldn't fucking count
  72. 21:04 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  73. 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: IT'S A FUCKING PRE STARTED GAME
  74. 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YA, HUH
  75. 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: And there will be engies.
  76. 21:05 - Edric Bodolf: I fucking TOLD you.
  77. 21:06 - Edric Bodolf: Leave.
  78. 21:06 - _TheBloofer_: um
  79. 21:06 - _TheBloofer_: ok
  80. 21:06 - _TheBloofer_: the team is winning though...
  81. 21:07 - Edric Bodolf: Did you see that fucking caner>
  82. 21:08 - Edric Bodolf: See?
  83. 21:08 - _TheBloofer_: we get a fresh match now
  84. 21:08 - Edric Bodolf: Wefucking don't.
  85. 21:08 - _TheBloofer_: oh
  86. 21:08 - Edric Bodolf: No we don't, ben.
  87. 21:08 - _TheBloofer_: people are voiting other shit
  88. 21:09 - _TheBloofer_: -left-
  89. 21:09 - Edric Bodolf: leave.
  90. 21:09 - _TheBloofer_: I did
  91. 21:09 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  92. 21:09 - Edric Bodolf: Watch this cancer.
  93. 21:10 - Edric Bodolf: Did you just take it?
  94. 21:10 - _TheBloofer_: yes
  95. 21:10 - Edric Bodolf: leave, requeue.
  96. 21:10 - _TheBloofer_: why
  97. 21:11 - Edric Bodolf is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  98. 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: Levae.
  99. 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: Leave.
  100. 21:11 - _TheBloofer_: why do you keep leaving?
  101. 21:11 - _TheBloofer_: even when we had it?
  102. 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: NO.
  103. 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: We did NOT.
  104. 21:11 - _TheBloofer_: I did
  105. 21:11 - Edric Bodolf: You died and a cunt stole it.
  106. 21:12 - _TheBloofer_: You should have followed me...
  107. 21:12 - Edric Bodolf: And what?
  108. 21:12 - Edric Bodolf: And the magical cap fairies get it for me?
  109. 21:12 - _TheBloofer_: picked it up and capped
  110. 21:12 - Edric Bodolf: Give me any proof at all that that would work.
  111. 21:12 - _TheBloofer_: just queue
  112. 21:14 - Edric Bodolf: Ineed to fix the keyboard.
  113. 21:16 - Edric Bodolf: Leave.
  114. 21:17 - _TheBloofer_: I have
  115. 21:17 - Edric Bodolf: I'mtryingtofixmyfuckingspacebar
  116. 21:19 - Edric Bodolf: Ben
  117. 21:20 - _TheBloofer_: Yes?
  118. 21:20 - Edric Bodolf: Can you czx
  119. 21:20 - Edric Bodolf: When I get my own keyboar
  120. 21:20 - Edric Bodolf: I'm offering you £20 do just do this fucking cancer for me
  121. 21:22 - Edric Bodolf: Why do I vbother
  122. 21:22 - Edric Bodolf: What doyou even fucking get from this anyway?
  123. 21:24 - _TheBloofer_: mediocre stuff
  124. 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: Is it AT ALL worth it?
  125. 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: Then fuckit
  126. 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: Iwish the pyro update never happened
  127. 21:24 - Edric Bodolf: All it did was break my fucking kryboard
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