Deadmeat Chronicles: Night Attack

>You are a maroon fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are happily eating your nummies.
>It is a huge pile of the greenest yummiest nummies ever!
>And hamburgers scattered all through them!
>You are a happy content fluffy as you nibble and chomp on these great nummies.
>”Dat am smawty nummies!”
>You spin around, “Nuu! Dis am….”
>You stop when you see the fluffy.
>He is a unicorn fluffy with burns and melted skin all over his body.
>One of his eyes is missing and holes are all over his body.
>You can make out patches of his dark blue fluff and light blue mane.
>He is much larger than you staring down at you.
>”Dat am smawty nummies! Yoo am take smawty nummies!”
>You step back, “Nuu! Deadmeat nuu take nummies! Yoo am take Deadmeat nummies!”
>”Yoo kiww smawty!”
>He starts to stomp and the ground shakes.
>”Deadmeat nuu wan kiww yoo! Yoo twy make Deadmeat dead!”
>”YOO KIWW SMAWTY!”
>He starts to stomp viciously shaking the ground.
>You yell and jerk your head up, “Deadmeat nuu mean make dead!”
>You open your eyes staring out into the night.
>You feel the ground shaking.
>You shake your head trying to wake up.
>You had another bad night see.
>”Gif owwies!”, “Bad fwuffy!”, “Gif owies fo smawty!”, “Bad! Bad! Bad!”
>You realize the bush you are in is shaking and it feels like the ground is being trampled next to you.
>You look across your bush and see four fluffies stomping your memorial nest that you keep in memory of Sissy and Charcoal.
>You stand up and stomp at the fluffies, “Why yoo bad fwuffies in Deadmeat hidey hole!”
>They stop stomping the empty nest and look at you, then at the nest, then at you.
>One shouts, “Gif bad smawty owwies!” and charges.
>Before you can react he boops you on your nose.
>The other three quickly surround you and start to boop and kick.
>From outside you hear, ”Owwies! Hase haf owies!!!”
>You swing your hoof and hit one of the attacking fluffies across his head knocking him out of your hidey hole.
>One fluffy jumps on your back and bites your ruined ear.
>Another bucks your leg causing you to stumble.
>Rivets of pain start to shoot through your body as your ribs start to get bucked.
>You roll out of your bush in desperation.
>The fluffy on your back remains on holding you tightly.
>”EEEEEEE!”
>You let out a shout of pain as a fluffy bites your tail and starts to pull.
>Haze is running from four fluffies who are nipping his tail and batting him about his ears.
>”Stay way! Nuu smeww pwetty! Smawty! Wha Hase am do! Whaaaa!”
>You are trying to bite the leg of the fluffy on your back.
>It bites down harder on your ear.
>”EEEEEEE! OWIES! Meanie fwuffies! EEEEE!”
>The fluffy you knocked out of your bush is charging you from your front.
>He is a unicorn fluffy that has lowered his horn and rams you full in your chest.
>He freezes as you both let out screams of pain, “EEEEEEEEEEE!! EEEEEEEEEE!!”
>You stagger backward and fall to your side.
>The unicorn lies down and starts to cry covering his head.
>You feel your chest starting to get wet from boo boo juice.
>The other two fluffies start to buck your chest and tummy.
>”Hewp! Hewp Deadmeat! Bad fwuffies am gif sowwies Deadmeat! EEEEEE!! EEEEEEE!!!”
>Haze leaps away fron his persuers and closes in on the fluffy on your back.
>Bruce come stumbling up still sleepy, “Why smawty on gwound?”
>The pain is excruciating as you are pummeled mercilessly.
>Haze reaches you and boops the fluffy on your back.
>It winces but still holds on.
>Haze boops him again as hard as he can making the fluffy let go of your ear and lose his grip.
>Just as the fluffy loosens his grip, the four fluffies chasing Haze close in and jump him.
>You wiggle and roll away from the fluffy that was on your back.
>The fluffy desperately tries to hold on but realizes you are getting away.
>He shouts, ”Musta smawty get way! Gif owies munsta! Gif owwies fo smawty!”
>You kick your feet across the ground just as you are kicked in your chin.
>You are blind as you stagger up and start to run.
>You start to shout, “Bad fwuffies! Owchie fwens! Gif owchies bad fwuffies! Gif-“
>You trip and stumble feeling two fluffies jump on your back.
>They start to boop your head viciously.
>Bruce starts to wake up and realize you are being attacked.
>”Owchie fwens! Gif owies!”, Bruce shouts as he wades up to you and bats a fluffy on its ear.
>”WEEEEEEEE! SMAWTY SAY GIF OWIES!”
>Haze jumps up knocking the fluffies off him.
>They quickly scamble up and charge Haze again, “Gif aww munsta owies!”, “Meanie fwuffy!”, “Yoo am bad!”
>They start to buck Haze as he is looking around sniffing, “Nuu smeww pwetty! Nuu smeww pwetty!”
*sniff sniff*
>He zeroes in on one fluffy, “Yoo nuu smeww pwetty!”
>He charges and bites the fluffy’s nose causing it to squeal.
>Bruce shoves on of the fluffies beating you off and you finally stand up again.
>The other fluffy boops your face a few times before you can swipe back knocking him down.
>The metallic taste of boo bo juce fills your mouth and some is flowing from your nose.
>You stomp and lower your head, “Gif biggest owchies!”
>A fluffy once again jumps on your back.
>This time you can bite his leg and rip him down.
>”Gif bad meanie munsta owies!”
>You turn and see the other fluffies closing in on you again with Bruce swatting at their tails.
>You lower your horn and charges.
>One fluffy leaps forward to ram heads with you impaling his head on your horn.
>He goes limp immediately and falls taking you with him.
>You feel the stomps of its friends on your back, “Bad munsta! Gif sowwies!”
>You try to get back but your horn is stuck in the other fluffy’s head.
>”EEEEEEEE! MUNSTA HAF FWUFFY! HEWWWP!!!”
>Haze is still biting the other fluffy’s nose.
>Boo boo juice is starting to spurt from Haze’s mouth.
>He steps back coughing as three fluffy’s weigh him down swinging their hooves wildly hitting his body.
>Bruce steps back and looks at Haze then turns and goes back to hitting the fluffies attacking you.
>More of your fluffies start to wake and see what is going on.
>Bruce boops one of the fluffies hard and it falls down grabbing his nose.
>”Owies! Why hewt fwuffy! Am gud fwuffy!”
>You buck and swing your front hooves hitting the other fluffies hooves.
>It jumps back, “Nuuu! Munsta fwuffy gif owies! Yoo am bad meanie!!!”
>You try to stand with the head of the dead fluffy hanging from your horn.
>You grit your teeth as you look around.
>You see one of the attackers and step at him waving your hoof angrily at him, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Gif yoo biggest owchies!”
>Bruce runs up to the fluffy you are stepping toward.
>The fluffy sees bruce and puffs its cheeks, “Go way! Smawty say gif munstas owies!”
>Bruce puffs his chees as well.
>”Yoo nuu gif sowwies smawty!”
>Haze is stomping on the head of one of his attackers.
>Another is lying off to the side with its throat crushed.
>Suddenly you feel a ripping pain in your rear as the other fluffy once again bites and pulls your tail.
>You Jump forward trying to pull your tail from his mouth.
>You manage to jerk him forward.
>While he is stumbling you buck back catching him under his jaw.
>”WHAAAAAA! Munsta smaty gif sowwies to fwuffy! Wahhhhhh!”
>He lies on his back as you turn dragging the dead fluffy with you.
>You stomp to the downed fluffy and stomp him in the ribs.
>”Yoo am bad bad bad fwuffy!”
>Bruce and the other fluffy are in a dance as the fluffy tries to get past him to attack you.
>Haze tackles another one of his attackers.
>He quickly gets on top fo him and steps on the attacking fluffies lower jaw snapping it down to its neck.
>A toneless screech comes from the fluffy.
>You feel a head ram into your ribs.
>You fall over the fluffy you were stomping dragging the dead fluffy on your head with you.
>The bad fluffy had got around Bruce and was able to ram you.
>He leaps over the downed and crying fluffy and starts to stomp your chest owwie.
>”EEEEEE! Meanie fwuffy gif Deadmeat owwies!” You yell as burning pain shoots into your chest with each stomp.
>You frantically kick about knocking the attacking fluffy’s legs out from under him.
>He lands on you and he quickly grabs on biting your nose and chin.
>You bat as his sides yelling in pain and anger.
>Bruce has closed in on the fluffy you beat down and starts to buck him in his head and ribs.
>You start having a hard time breathing because of the boo boo juice coming from your nose and mouth.
>Haze is jumping on the bodies of the fluffies that were attacking him smiling and giggling.
>Your chest is burning and you are coughing spraying boo boo juice.
>You start to stomp down with your rear leg quickly finding your target.
>”Unf!”
>You kick down with all your might hitting the attacking fluffy on the tip of his pee pee place and hitting his special lumps.
>He freezes with his mouth in a silent scream.
>You stomp down repeatedly as you glare at your attacker.
>”Unf!”
>”Unf!”
>”Unf!”
>You reach around his neck and start to squeeze with all your might.
>He finally starts to cry, “Waaahhh! Pwease! EEEEEEE! Fwuffy sow-“
*POP*
>His head flops back and his body goes limp.
>You push him off you and start to stagger up.
>You are hit from the side sending you and your new attacker rolling.
>You feel the fluffy trying to bite your neck.
>You swing your hoof with all your might hitting the fluffy on the side of its head.
>His head jerks to the side and you feel his grip loosen.
>It quickly tightens up again and he turns on you again.
>His head leans into you and stops just before your neck.
*sniff*sniff*
>He lets go and jumps back, “Hase am sowwy smawty!”
>You focus on your attacker and see Haze laying on his belly looking at you.
>He had boo boo juice stains on his hooves, fluff and around his mouth.
>The side of his face is swelling and looks like one of his eyes are closing.
>”Yoo nuu gif sowwies hewd!”, you say glaring at him.
>You force yourself to stand again.
>You head is low tired from dragging the dead fluffy around.
>”Hewp smawty get bad fwuffy fwom hown!”, you shout.
>Haze quickly jumps up and grabs the fluffy stuck on your horn and starts to pull.
>You pull back wiggling your head.
>You feel crunching as you horn loosens and comes out with a small pop.
>You hold your head up and look around.
>The fluffy Bruce was kicking is not longer moving.
>You see dents in his head and a deep dip in his chest.
>You see parts of fluffies strewn where Haze was jumped.
>One fluffy is missing its face and its head is turned unnaturally.
>”Wahhhhhh! Why munsta fwuffy gif owwies! Wahhhhh! Fwuffy nee huggies! Wahhhh!”
>Your head turns slowly to the fluffy who rammed you giving you your chest boo boo.
>He laid crying through the whole fight.
>Haze looks at the crying fluffy, “Yay! Nuu smeww pwetty! Gif owwies!”
>You look at Haze, “Nuu! Deadmeat haf tawkies wif dat fwuffy!”
>Haze freezes and looks back at you, “Otay! Nuu sowwies!”
>Bruce stomps up in front of Haze, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Yoo twy gif sowwies smawty!”
>Haze looks back, “Hase nuu gif sowwies… Smawty gif big sowwie Hase…. Nuu mean jump smawty…”
>Bruce babbles angrily at Haze while you walk up to the crying fluffy.
>Pookie is running around, “Bad fwuffies am meanie to hewd! Gif big sowwies! Smawty make big sowwies meanie fwuffy!”
>You walk up in front of the crying fluffy who still has his face coveed.
>”Why yoo am be meanie Deadmeat!?” you demand.
>The fluffy gets quiet and lowers it hooves looking up at you.
>He starts to shake and looks around.
>He sees all his fellow attackers dead and you standing over him.
>He sees your owchie friends walk up and surround him.
>”AHHHH! Munsta fwuffies gif gud fwuffies owwies! Wahhhhhh!”
>He quickly covers his eyes again and makes scaredy poopies.
>Your eyes twitch as you look at the fresh pile of poop behind the fluffy.
>You bay his ears hard and yell, “YOO NUU HIDEY FWOM DEADMEAT!”
>The fluffy drops his hooves and cries again making more scaredy poopies.
>”Waaahhhhh! Fwuffy am sowwy! Onwy do wha smawty wan! Wahhhhhhh!”
>You point at the pile of poop, “YOO NUU MAKE BAD POOPIES WHEWE FWUFFY WIVE!”
>”AHHHHH! Fwuffy am sowwy! Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy! Am gud fwuffy!”
>”Cwean poppies! NOA!”
>The fluffy hops up and starts to eat the pile of poop.
>You still yell at the fluffy, “Why yoo gif owwies Deadmeat!? Why yoo gif owwies hewd!?”
>The fluffy is still crying as it talks between mouthfuls of poop, “Smawty say gif munsta fwuffies owwies! Huu huu huuuuu…. Nuu smeww pwetty….*nom*”
>You stomp, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
>The fluffy cringes away and takes another bite of poop.
>”Bu’ smawty say…*nom*… smawty say dat if munsta fwuffy go bye bye den fwuffies join hewd…”
>He gags and eats more of the poop pile before continuing, “Smawty say fwuffy be happy bad munsta fwuffy go way…. Huuuuu huuuuuu…*nom*”
>You stomp and make sparklies, “Whoo yoo smawty!?”
>He stops and points in the direction of the orange smarty’s herd.
>He turns and finishes the pile of poop as you stare in the direction.
>You sit and stare toward the herd he pointed at.
>Why would your herd friend send fluffies to hurt you?
>You remember how the other smarty would jump you from behind.
>He even sent his owchie friends to chase you around while playing tag.
>You cannot think of anything that seemed wrong.
>The frightened fluffy still cries, “Fwuffy am scawed… huu huu huuuu… wan hugies…”
>”Am otay! Nex Speshul Fwen gif huggies!”
>Next Special Friend runs up to the fluffy and starts to hug him.
>Bruce walks up and sits beside you, “Wha smawty wan do?”
>Pookie comes stomping up, “Gif owies! Smawty nuu weak smawty! Gif sowwies and wots owwies!”
>You turn and walk back to the crying fluffy.
>”Fwuffy am gud fwuffy… nu wan sowwies…”
>He stares in fear at your approach.
>Next Special Friend turns and sees you, “Yay! Nex Speshul Fwne am gud fwuffy smawty! Nex Speshul fwen gif-“
>She stops as she see your chest.
>”AHHHHH! Smawty haf owwies! Nee’ bestest huggies!”
>She truddles up to you and gives you a big hug as you stare down the invading fluffy.
>”Yoo am bad fwuffy!”
>Next Special Friend turns around, “Why dat fwuffy am bad?”
>An owchie friend simply says, “Bad fwuffy gif owwies smawty.”
>Next Special Friend puffs her cheeks and gives him a raspberry, “Yoo am bad fwuffy! Smawty am bestest smawty!”
>He lays on his belly crying harder, “Wahhhhhh! Am gud fwuffy! Wahhhhh!”
>”Yoo twy gif Deadmeat and fwen owwies! Twy gif biggest owwies!”
>”B-b-but smawty say yoo bad fwuffy! Wa-wa-wahhhhh! Onwy wan be gud fwuffy! Wahhhhh.”
>He is bawling in front of you.
>You stare down at him as your owchie friends look on.
>You are hurt.
>You are angry.
>You have learned your friend herd doesn’t want to be your friend.
>This fluffy tried to kill you, his tears try to hide that fact but the boo boo on your chest reminds you of what he tried to do.
>You want to lash out and scream.
>But for now you have to punish this bad fluffy who tried to hurt you and your herd.
>”Take bad fwuffy fwom hewd awea… gif wots sowwies…”, you say in a low voice.
>Your owchie friends and Bruce start to bat at the fluffies ears and nip his tail making him cry even more.
>As he truddles past the herd area they descend on him.
>They mercilessly beat and kick him.
>His cries echo through the night as your herd mercilessly beats on him.
>Haze hops around the site giggling and laughing.
>You notice how he is now limping a bit.
>They babble angrily as they kick his ribs and stomp his head.
>After what seems and eternity his broken body lays still.
>Your fluffies step away huffing.
>You trot up to the fluffy’s body and turn raising your tail giving him sorry poopies.
>You leave his body out for all to see.
>You walk back into the herd area.
>You feel your body becoming sore.
>You see Haze limping and one of his knees are swollen.
>Haze still smiles and laughs.
>Next Special Friend is hugging him trying to make him better.
>You walk to your bush with Pookie and Bruce beside you.
>You look at Pookie, “Take bad fuwffies fwom hewd awea and weave dem ou’”
>”Deadmeat wan fwuffy see wha Deadmeat do bad fwuffy.”
>You look at Bruce, “Yoo am haf owchie fwen say wound hidey hole. Nuu wan mo bad fwuffy gif owwies…”
>You crawl back into your hidey hole, nose up your leaf nest and lay down.
>You close your eyes wondering why the other herd decided they didn’t want to be your friend.
>Why did they send fluffies to hurt you…
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