Anon x Gilda - The Sensual Fist of Destiny

>You are Bystander #628, also known as Chase Savant; one of the seniors on the track and field team
>The scene before you is too familiar, one of the school bullies extorting an innocent student
>"You heard me dweeb, cough up the cash!"
>It was Gilda, the most butch bully the school had ever known
>The person she was yelling at was the new kid, Anonymous
>Nobody knew anything about him, but rumors had it that he was kicked out of his old school because he was caught fucking horses brought in for the veterinarian program they had set up; most likely just mean spirited rumors, though, spread by people like Gilda
>Gilda grabs on to Anon and gets into his face, scowling angrily
>"I'm REALLY losing my patience here, kid. Either fork it over or your jaw is officially broken!"
>Anon's face stays stoic and unchanging, you can imagine he is pretty afraid
>Normally you would look the other way, but you are not going to be a coward any longer. This is just plain wrong, letting this go through would be an injustice that you would feel guilty about letting happen; after all, you are pretty fit, you may be able to take Gilda
>You start to walk over to help Anon, when suddenly Anon puts his arms straight upwards and starts screaming
>"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!"
>This startles Gilda and she pushes him backwards out of surprise
>Anon continues to scream "GOAL" at the top of his lungs, while all people passing by stop dead in their tracks and look at him
>Even classes that were in session have been halted, teachers and students looking outside their doors to see what is all the ruckus
>Gilda knows that she would be the center of attention if she kept beating on Anon and just backs off, saying...
>"F-Fuckin' dweeb. You really pissed me off, now. Outside of school after school, if you aren't there, I won't just leave you with a broken bone."
>Gilda fast walks off, noticeably angry
>Holy cow, you would not have thought of doing that, how smart!
>You really need to go talk to this new kid, that display of feigned idiocy took bravery
>You start walking in his direction and try to speak to Anon
"Man, that was impressive. But how did you kno..."
>As you are in the middle of your sentence, Anon starts to dash off in the direction of Gilda
>While running off, you can hear him screaming over and over
>"HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA! HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA!"
>Whoa... This is too weird
>...Wait! He just dashed off in the direction of the person that wants to kick his ass, you gotta go stop him!
>You start running down the halls to catch up to Anon, but you can't find him worth anything
>His screaming still reverberates in your ears though
"What did he mean 'Holla Holla Get Dolla'?"
>Someone grabs the back of your shirt and gives it a tug
>You turn around to see Vice Principal Luna, she does not look happy at all
>...
>It has been about an hour since the incident, you had tried to explain to the Vice Principal that the shouting hadn't been you, but she didn't believe you
>She gave you a detention on the ground of being disruptive to classes and for running in the halls
>You decided not to try and fight it, after all, it was just waiting in a room for an hour extra after school, not even really a punishment for you who liked to meditate normally
>But there was no time for thinking about your after school punishment any longer, the end of school had arrived
>You decided that you would help protect the new kid earlier, and you don't go back on your words
>What kind of upperclassman would you be, either way, if you just let your underclassmen have the best years of their life ruined by a bully right before your eyes
>You loved High School, and were kind of sad to be graduating soon, the last thing you want is for an underclassman to think of High School as nothing but pain
>You rushed off to the back of the building, where most of the "meet me after school" announcements brought people
>You saw Gilda, but no Anon
>Anon must have decided to not show up
>...Or he didn't know where to meet up, he is new to the school after all
>Either way, you decide to go over to Gilda and try to explain to her that she should back off of Anon
>As you walk up, Gilda starts flipping out randomly
>"Where is that dweeb! I told him to come here and he just ignores me?! HE IS SO DEAD!"
>You get close enough to her and put your hand on her shoulder
"Gilda. We need to talk. You should leave the new kid alone, he is already getting bullied enough from the nasty rumors being spread about him, he doesn't need you to beat him up."
>Gilda doesn't even acknowledge you and starts to walk off
>"Fuckin' dweeb deserves what's coming to him. Come next week, the whole school will know what his dick looks like when he is taped naked to a flagpole."
>D-Did this underclassman just ignore you?!
>Oh that really does leave you rustled
>This time you fast walk over to Gilda and grab her on the shoulder again, but forcibly turn her around to look at you
"GILDA! I SAID..."
>*CRACK*
>All of the sudden your face is full of fist and your nose feels like someone shoved a ton of glass shards up them
"FFFFFUCK!"
>You kneel over, clasping your likely broken nose
>"I heard you the first time, Mr. Nobody, but I just didn't care enough to respond."
>All of the sudden you feel a sharp pain in your side as she gives your kneeling figure a good kick in the stomach
>You roll over in agony; this bitch hits much harder than you had expected
>"With that dweeb not showing up, I feel I need to let out some steam on something else. Hey Mr. Nobody, mind helping me lose some pent up stress?"
>Gilda takes her boot and stomps your head into the ground, smashing your fucked up nose up against the grass
>F-Fuck. You really underestimated this cunt, she hits almost as hard as Applejack, if not equally as hard
>S-Shit. You need to find a way out of this
>You keep trying to get up to defend yourself, but every time you attempt to get up, she kicks your chin, so you immediately faint for a few seconds
>For the next few minutes, she continues to kick your face in
>After a while, she stops kicking you and bends over your bloodied form
>She picks your completely swollen face up from the dirt and says
>"So scrub, do you really want to try and continue to tell me what I should or shouldn't do?"
>You stay silent, still a little rattled from the beating you got from this butch ass bitch
>"Here's a tip for you. I beat on who I want, I get what I want, and anyone who tries to stop me from either getting what I want or beating who I want ends up naked and bloody in a ditch. Do you really want to graduate having that being your defining moment? If not, then I recommend you never show your face in front of me again."
>Fuck this bitch, acting like she can tell you what to do. You went through worse Hell with your drunken father, this bitch doesn't know how to scare you
>You quietly whisper in her ear
"Fuck you... You ain't shit..."
>You then spit some blood onto her face as a rebuttal to her threats
>This obviously pisses her off, as she slams your head back into the ground and says sternly
>"I guess I haven't taught you your lesson yet. Let's go from half to death and crank that right up to finished."
>You brace yourself for another beating, when suddenly you hear Anon yelling
>"BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!"
>You look up towards Anon and see him dressed in some sort of rainbow horse costume
"F-fuckin wut?"
>Gilda just stands there, as stunned as you are
>"What the Hell is this? Are you some sort of furry? Shit, this is going to be better than I expected. Get your ass over here pony boy, I got a nice tasty knuckle sandwich for you."
>Gilda starts walking menacingly towards Anon
>No. He won't be able to fight her, she is too strong. You have to warn him!
"Anon! Run while you can, she is a monster!"
>Gilda continues walking to him, slightly faster with each step
>You can tell she is getting excited at the thought of beating the Hell out of Anon
"Seriously! Get out of here!"
>Anon continues to stand there unflinching
>"Say hello to my fist!"
>Gilda's walk turns into a run and she stretches her arm backwards for a punch
>Anon refuses to move though, he just continues to stare at her unmoving
>"GRRRRRAHHHH"
>Gilda throws a haymaker straight at Anon's face
>BUT MISSES
>Anon took one step forward as she threw the punch, putting his face right in front of hers
>"F-FUCKIN DWEE..."
>Before she could finish, Anon forces his lips into hers
>"MMMMMMFFFFFFF!!!!"
>You can tell Gilda is flipping out, trying to get out of the sudden locking of lips, but Anonymous is able to keep her attached to him with the power of his single hand grasping her chin alone
>After a few seconds, Gilda falls over onto her knees, blushing and squirming all over the place
>"Y-YOU DWEEB! THAT WAS MY FIRST K-KISS!"
>She is clutching her face in embarrassment, meanwhile you are merely watching this all unfold in disbelief
>Anon walks over to you, back turned to the squirming and embarrassed bully, and helps pick you up
"A-Anonymous?"
>Anon just gives you a stern look of camaraderie and a smile
>"Mah boi. Dinner."
>You have no idea what he means by that, but you don't care; what he did was completely awesome
>Anon sits you over on a nearby boulder in the ground and starts to walk over to Gilda
>You wanted to say something to him, to ask what he was planning to do, but you just couldn't muster out the words; his fur suit covered figure just seemed too awe inspiring as he walked away from you
>Anon goes back over to Gilda, and Gilda looks at him with a mixture of anger, embarrassment, and a bit of lust
>"Y-You dweeb... How are you going to take responsibility for this?"
>She asks meekly
>Holy shit... I never thought the butch chick, Gilda, could look that adorable and lovable...
>Anon leans over the completely defenseless, squirming, Gilda
>He looks straight into her eyes, and with a slight smile on his completely serious face, says
>"Gilda I..."
>He sticks out his hand for her to grab onto
>"A-Anon..."
>She grabs onto his hand slowly and starts to lift herself up, covering herself slightly, still embarrassed and semi-confused to her sudden feelings
>You don't even care that she just kicked your ass, you feel kinda happy for her... She is just too cute
>It sucks that you had to stick your head in where it didn't belong, but it was all worth it to see such an innocently adorable vision of love come to life. You wish nothing but the bes...
>As Anon starts to pick her up, his face goes from a gentle one to one of something straight out of your nightmares
>He looks pissed!
>"YOU AIN'T MY BABY MAMA!"
>Gilda goes from adorably confused to just straight up completely confused
>"Wha--?"
>Suddenly Anon cocks back his arm, his gentle helping hand turning into a one armed grapple onto her hand
>"A-Anon, what are you?!"
>Anon just starts to shout
>"ABORTION!!!!"
>His hand catches on fire randomly, you just sit there completely dumbstruck to what you are seeing
>"A-Anon! Please don't. I am sorry!"
>Anon ignores her and finishes his move
>"PUNCH!!!"
>Anon Falcon Punches Gilda straight in her cooter, lifting her up off of the ground
>Gilda's face just completely goes blank, as she makes an ahegao face from the pure pain and force of the punch just laid into her
"WWWHAAAA??!!!!"
>You sit there astonished, as you see Anon lifting Gilda up with the force of just one arm
>This day is one you never expected to come, the day Gilda was destroyed by a Rainbow Pony man by a strike to the cunt
>This is unbelievable, so many emotions, such raw energy, but it isn't over yet
>Anon screams out
>"GODDAMNIT ROSS!"
>His fist lights up and the energy surrounding his fist rips Gilda's pants and panties to mere particles
>Gilda reemerges from her state of unconsciousness to this sudden state of nudity she is in, with Anon's fist dangerously close to her cooter, as it is lifting her body from her pelvis
>She is crying, likely from a mixture of pain, humiliation, and a slight feeling of betrayal
>"L-LET ME D-DOWN A-ANONYMOUS!"
>She is gasping through sobs to try and form the words
>Anon pulls back the hood on his rainbow horse fur suit to reveal a fedora
>He uses his free hand to tip it and says
>"As you wish, m'lady."
>Anon throws Gilda down onto the ground, or so you would have thought
>As Gilda is falling, Anon uses his foot and kicks her straight up her cooter, which starts bleeding profusely as that happens
>Gilda starts to scream bloody murder
>"AAAAAAAAH! OH MY AAARRGGHH!!!"
>She probably just lost her virginity to Anon's fur foot
>Anon then kicks her upwards again, not fully detaching her cooter from his foot
>This time she lands on a pillow that you were surprised you hadn't noticed until now
>It was a dakimakura of Rainbow Dash, and it was wearing a horse strap-on
>Gilda's ass is penetrated by the Dakimakura's strap-on
>It was obviously too much for her to handle, as it impales her, she immediately stops her screaming and just vomits; which Anon, takes his foot out of her cooter in time to avoid the spew
>Anon turns around from the currently choking, sobbing, pillow penetrated Gilda and turns back to you, slowly walking to you
>You cower in fear from this man, he is not human
"Y-You went too far Anonymous! Why did you--"
>As you try to finish your sentiment, a voice from behind you whispers into your ear
>"Shhhhhh..."
>You smell a moist, thick, swampy musk from behind you
>You slowly turn around and see...
>It's Shrek
>He merely looks into your bloodied eyes and says
>"It's all ogre now, laddeh."
>You don't know why, but you start to feel tears come down your cheeks
>Y-You felt safe and secure, it was all over now...
>You slowly turn to look at Anonymous, but he is no where to be seen
>You quickly turn back around to try and find Shrek, but he is also gone
>W-What?
>You get up slowly to see all of the bystanders that were once watching, now manikins of their previous selves made out of onions
>Gilda is still edging on consciousness and unconsciousness and she sits upon the Dakifuckura
>You go over to Gilda and collapse upon her, hugging her and weeping
"It's finally over. Life has meaning once again, we are safe thanks to our glorious Ogrelord."
>Gilda just continues to twitch in silence
>You just kiss her on the cheek and cuddle the broken girl
>You reassure her that all will be fine, with the ancient words of your people
>You were never taught them, but somehow you just knew
"Shrek is love..."
"...Shrek is life."

THE END

SECRET BAD END PROLOGUE

>It is 7 AM, waking up in the morning
>Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
>You got your cereal
>Your beautiful wife Gilda awaits you with a slap on the ass
>"Go get 'em at today's conference, sugar ass."
>You just kiss her on the cheek and say
"And you go fuck up some criminals, my lovely kitten"
>As you go outside, you look up at the sky
>You still see Anon's face as clear as day, though you never knew what happened to him
>He just disappeared that day, both from the scene and from history
>Nobody seemed to have remembered him ever existing, except Gilda and you
>Somehow you knew that he was in a better place, wherever he was
>As you walk out, you stare directly at the sun, believing that one day you will be able to see the radiance of Shrek once again, but until then the sun will make due
>T'was another day in Equestria; one that you knew could not last forever, but you made each one count
>With the help of your lovely wife and the belief that you would one day see Shrek again, this world just seemed too wonderful and lovely; like something out of a dream
>But this is one dream you never want to wake up from
>...

>And then he woke up and his family life was as bad as ever. Gilda kicked his ass into unconsciousness and Anon committed suicide later that day, due to the humiliation of what Gilda did to him. Gilda is truly the worst bully in the school; don't fuck with Gilda.