strm/cnscsnss 190915

Using a baguette as a weapon wasn't the brightest thing i had done, but i didn't care at that moment. all that mattered was surviving.

i stood inside tesco's, primed and armed with bread. ah, if only tesco were like walmart in america and selled guns too. what had happened was that we had won a competition where we had control over tesco for an entire day, all damages paid for. i had suggested the idea of a battle royale - winner gets to take whatever they want.

and so 12 of us walked into tesco this morning to do battle. now here i was at my starting point, armed and ready to face my opponents.

a klaxon blasted out and the battle began! i ran to the narby confectionary, where i still had perfect view of the bakery. when someone tried to come for me, i would shock them with my skills. i watched eagerly, and eventually someone came towards my spot - gadget. i was ready for her, and as she started to walk on, i jumped out and tried to hit her with my stale baguette, but she cut it in half with a kitchen knife, before pulling out a toy lightsaber than shone blue. i ran away, and she chased me. i had to find a new

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