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  1. Any Malu:
  2. Hey guys!
  3.  
  4. Today i'm very excited!
  5.  
  6. I don't know if you remember, but a few weeks ago i made a post on facebook
  7. about which foods from movies, games and cartoons you guys would like to try
  8. out and guess what...
  9.  
  10. Ta-da!
  11.  
  12. So,because i'm very popular, some ultra-famous friends of other cartoons sent some things for
  13. me to try out, and guys, they delivered at my house for free!
  14.  
  15. Malu's Mom:
  16. Malu, what's all this delivery thing that's shown up in my card statement right here?
  17. You're gonna pay for it, you hear?
  18.  
  19. Any Malu:
  20. Okay!
  21.  
  22. Let's try the first one.
  23.  
  24. Woow!!
  25. It's looking good, isn't it guys?
  26. I wanna see how well it'll taste, this donut from The Simps-
  27.  
  28. YouTube:
  29. The Ministery of Cartoons informs you:
  30. You cannot say the name of the cartoons
  31. if you do not hold its respective royalties
  32.  
  33. Any Malu:
  34. What the heck? huh! That's crazy.
  35. Anyways, as i was saying, this donut right here is from The Simpso-
  36.  
  37. YouTube:
  38. The Ministery of Cartoons has already warned you!!
  39. You cannot say the name of the respective cartoons without holding
  40. its royalties.
  41.  
  42. Any Malu:
  43. Ugh, freaking annoying! Okay, alright, alright.
  44.  
  45. Then, let's do something else, guys.
  46. I wanna see who can guess from what cartoons all this food
  47. i'm about to try out is from.
  48. Write it in the comments, alright?
  49.  
  50. Hm, just look at this, guys.
  51.  
  52. Uhhhh, donuts. Gosh! This is really sweet, huh?
  53. (If cartoons could get diabetes, i'd be screwed.)
  54.  
  55. -jump cut-
  56.  
  57. Guys, for this one i'm really curious, but i'm not dumb or anything since
  58. i sorted the good flavors, left the bad ones back there.
  59.  
  60. Lemme try this little bean. Not an actual bean, no, rather a jelly bean, magic,
  61. of all flavors.
  62.  
  63. Hmmmmm, now i wanna try this one right here.
  64.  
  65. Chocolate Frog:
  66. Please don't eat me! I'm a frog with wife and 8000 little tadpoles to raise!
  67.  
  68. [G E T S C R E W E D]
  69.  
  70. -jump-cut-
  71.  
  72. Any Malu:
  73. No biggie, guys, but this chocolate tastes like bog.
  74.  
  75. Hmm, this pie smells good!
  76. Hum, delicious! Tastes like the pie from McDo-
  77.  
  78. YouTube:
  79. The Ministery of Cartoons doesn't allow comparative mentions without commercial involvement.
  80.  
  81. Any Malu:
  82. Commercial Involvement? Sponsor me, then!
  83.  
  84. -jump cut-
  85.  
  86. Huh, guys, this looks like dog food.
  87.  
  88. -jump cut-
  89.  
  90. The heck? Ugh, it's stuck.
  91.  
  92. -jump cut-
  93.  
  94. Hmmm, look at this, guys!
  95. I wanna see you guess which one this is.
  96.  
  97. ~I wanna see you guess! The name of this candy!~
  98. ~With the bite i'm gonna give~
  99.  
  100. Ow! Oh, my god, it's like it's the ice age inside my head.
  101.  
  102. -jump cut-
  103.  
  104. [Laughing like Scooby-Doo.]
  105.  
  106. -jump cut-
  107.  
  108. This is the fitness segment, love it.
  109. Eesh, doesn't look too good, really, but let's try it, right, guys? That's what we're here for.
  110. Huh, My face is kinda numb. Ah!
  111.  
  112. [G E T S C R E W E D]
  113.  
  114. -jump cut-
  115.  
  116. Holy crap, this is sour!
  117. Thank goodness i don't use magic.
  118.  
  119. -jump cut-
  120.  
  121. [Laughs like Scooby-Doo again]
  122.  
  123. -jump cut-
  124.  
  125. Guys, the heck is this?
  126. Eggs, chilli, cheese, biscuits, fruit bowl...
  127. Hold on! This is the omelette from the Eggscellent Challenge from Regular Show?
  128. Huh? Regular Show! Regular Show!
  129. Regular Show! Regular Show!
  130. I can actually say this one's name?
  131.  
  132. -jump cut-
  133.  
  134. Guys, i dunno if i'm gonna be able to eat this whole thing, but it's said that if we can
  135. eat all of it we'll win this beautiful cap!
  136. Whoa, what a cool cap! Wow!
  137.  
  138. -jump cut-
  139.  
  140. Then, let's begin!
  141. I don't know if i'll be able to handle it.
  142.  
  143. Done!
  144.  
  145. Where's my cap?! I have rights! I want the cap!
  146.  
  147. -jump cut-
  148.  
  149. Huh, candy apple? We're not in the June Festival yet.
  150. Though, i think it's rotten, huh? Pass!
  151.  
  152. -jump cut-
  153.  
  154. I am ready!
  155.  
  156. Malu's Mom:
  157. Malu, have you shown them the packed lunch i made?
  158.  
  159. Any Malu:
  160. No mom, i'm still trying out other things, i'll show it later, alright?
  161.  
  162. Malu's Mom:
  163. You gotta advertise the wage earner of the family.
  164.  
  165. Any Malu:
  166. Advertise...
  167. Where's the funding for the ad?
  168.  
  169. Malu's Mom:
  170. And who's the one who pays the monthly payments of your school, huh? You think it just
  171. falls out of the sky?
  172.  
  173. Any Malu:
  174. Okay, alright, alright.
  175.  
  176. -jump cut-
  177.  
  178. Alright then guys, let's try out this marvelous food.
  179.  
  180. Malu's Mom: Don't call it that!
  181.  
  182. Any Malu:
  183. Alright, delicious packed lunch.
  184.  
  185. But not today, alright, guys?
  186.  
  187. -jump cut-
  188.  
  189. How do you open this thing?
  190.  
  191. Mushroom?! Really guys? I'm allergic to mushrooms!
  192.  
  193. Malu's Mom:
  194. Oh dear god! My wedding's tableware! It's all done with, What disgrace is this??
  195. This has gotta be because of that pink girl. Malu!!
  196.  
  197. Any Malu:
  198. Alright guys, if you managed to guess some of the food, write it down in the comments, and also
  199. leave your suggestions of what else you guys wanna see in my channel. Ah, and also, whoever sent the mushrooms
  200. can you tell me how the heck do we make things go back to normal? This is it guys, now i'm just gonna wait
  201. the camera's batteries run out since i don't have any way of turning it off.
  202.  
  203. Malu's Mom:
  204. Malu, i'm being buried alive, Malu how do you [non-distinguishable mumbling]
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