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- >Day you get your fairy in Equestria.
- >Wake up.
- >Shit. Shower. Sword.
- >Do some stretches in your treehouse to limber up.
- >Today's the day you're finally going to tell that goddamn tree off.
- >Living in this forest is fucking lame, man.
- >Suddenly, a wild knock appears!
- >At the base of your... tree... house?
- >Whatever.
- >No time for questions.
- >Now is the time of action!
- >You didn't crawl around on your hands and knees to get this midget sword for nothing.
- >Backflip out your front door cause ladders are for pussies.
- >Land on top of Fluttershy accompanied by a squeaking sound.
- >Damnit, wrong tree...
- >She starts to open her mouth to say something but you cut her off.
- "No! Whatever it is, Fluttershy, no! I don't want to hear anything out of you. Don't even peep!"
- >She wilts and turns to go, tearing up.
- >Behind her remains a strange orange chicken with purple hair.
- "Oi! Fluttershai! U ferget chickun!"
- >The little creature fluffs up and squints its eyes in disdain.
- >"I'm not a chicken! I'm Scootaloo!"
- >Holy shit!
- >This thing can talk!
- "So what do you want, chicken?"
- >Her wings buzz and she huffs.
- >"Fluttershy brought me so that I could wake you up with my voice."
- >She opens her mouth to let out a shrill note.
- >You smirk and stifle a laugh.
- "Wake me up? You mean... like a chicken?"
- >Scootaloo's face scrunches up and her whole body flashes red.
- >She hovers in mid-air in rage.
- >"I'm NOT a chicken!"
- >Scootabuse threshold reached.
- >Orange and purple tints the horizon and you squint to try to make out what exactly has caused the change.
- >A flood of angry Scootaloos wash over you in a flurry of kicking and biting.
- >The aftermath is brutal.
- >Your body is a bloody pulp on the ground.
- >You hear chimes as a light pink glow circles around your corpse.
- >Gasping, you breathe in again.
- >You stand up and straighten your tunic.
- "Fucking chicken..."
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