Wrong_Way

Mark Hab Counsoling Post Brohood(Vacuna Dream)

Jan 4th, 2014
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  1. HabeusKaiju is resting in his office
  2. Wrong_Way is standing outside Hab's office, his hand raised almost ready to knock
  3. Wrong_Way lightly knocks on the door
  4. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm? Come in!
  5. Wrong_Way slowly opens the door
  6. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, hi there..."
  7. Wrong_Way closes the door behind him
  8. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, Mark! Have a seat!
  9. Wrong_Way takes a seat
  10. <HabeusKaiju>: What's up, buddy?
  11. Wrong_Way scratches the back of his head
  12. <Wrong_Way>: "So...I've been having this dream..."
  13. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm?
  14. HabeusKaiju pulls out a notepad
  15. <Wrong_Way>: "It's like every few days, but it's really starting to get to me."
  16. <HabeusKaiju>: Can you describe it?
  17. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright...You know when everyone got "invited" to join up with those Brotherhood goons?"
  18. <HabeusKaiju>: Yep
  19. <HabeusKaiju>: Sorry again about that, man, I didn't know Jet would do that
  20. <Wrong_Way>: "No... that's not really it..."
  21. <Wrong_Way>: "But, yeah...didn't know Jet would flip like that."
  22. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh so...this student...Vacuna...."
  23. <Wrong_Way>: "...She tried to eat my leg."
  24. <Wrong_Way>: "And that keeps popping up in my dreams."
  25. <Wrong_Way>: "I'm fighting aliens, bam there's Vacuna trying to eat my leg and then i'm suddenly naked and in Math class and Frankie's there..."
  26. <HabeusKaiju>: Wait, for real?
  27. <Wrong_Way>: "Yes! For real!"
  28. <HabeusKaiju>: Need Mr Pilly?
  29. <Wrong_Way>: "...I guess."
  30. HabeusKaiju pulls out Mr Pilly 2.0, and tosses it to Mark
  31. <HabeusKaiju>: So naked in front of Frankie is next?
  32. Wrong_Way squishes Mr Pilly in his arms
  33. <Wrong_Way>: "Not always, but then the dreams just suddenly take an weird turn."
  34. <Wrong_Way>: "It's like, normal dream, Vacuna shows up, nightmare."
  35. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
  36. <HabeusKaiju>: So, you had a bit of fear of Vacuna?
  37. <Wrong_Way>: "Not really I guess? I mean, before these dreams showed up, I almost forgot about that incident."
  38. <Wrong_Way>: "But now, sure I guess..."
  39. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmm
  40. <HabeusKaiju>: You know, I may have someone that might be able to help you with...dream stuff
  41. <HabeusKaiju>: Never been a psychoanalyst myself
  42. <Wrong_Way>: "Really?"
  43. <HabeusKaiju>: Nah man, a cigar is a cigar, and all that jazz
  44. <HabeusKaiju>: Ya catch my drift?
  45. <Wrong_Way>: "...Yes?"
  46. Wrong_Way squishes Mr. Pilly again
  47. <HabeusKaiju>: Sorry buddy
  48. HabeusKaiju pats Wrong_Way on the shoulder
  49. <Wrong_Way>: "...Maybe it'll go away on it's own."
  50. <Wrong_Way>: "...Wait, I think I jinxed myself."
  51. <HabeusKaiju>: Don't worry man, I can get someone to help you
  52. <HabeusKaiju>: It will be fine
  53. <HabeusKaiju>: Now, what else on your mind? How's Theo doing|?
  54. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh, Theo Junior? Well, he's alright. I think he had some digestive problems earlier, but I think they're gone now."
  55. <Wrong_Way>: "I should probably get him some cleaner rocks."
  56. <HabeusKaiju>: You do that, and how you doing, man?
  57. <HabeusKaiju>: With the whole...Francesca situation?
  58. Wrong_Way looks at Mr. Pilly
  59. <Wrong_Way>: "I'm alright I guess...Donnie says that she's got a plan."
  60. <Wrong_Way>: "So, I'm not too convinced she's gone forever."
  61. Wrong_Way looks back up
  62. <Wrong_Way>: "She'll come back eventually, right?"
  63. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, this is the first of I have heard of said plan
  64. <Wrong_Way>: "Maybe Donnie should visit you more."
  65. <Wrong_Way>: "I'll take his word for it, since he was close to Frankie like his own shadow."
  66. <HabeusKaiju>: Huh
  67. <HabeusKaiju>: Well, if she said she has a plan, she'll most likely come back
  68. <HabeusKaiju>: Wish I knew about this but, eh, guess ol' Theo is always the last to know
  69. HabeusKaiju shrugs
  70. <HabeusKaiju>: You afraid Lamia's gonna make his moves?
  71. HabeusKaiju chuckles
  72. <HabeusKaiju>: Wrong_Way?]
  73. Wrong_Way went into a coma picturing that
  74. <Wrong_Way>: "uhuhum...."
  75. Wrong_Way is holding Mr. Pilly tight in his arms
  76. <HabeusKaiju>: welcome back]
  77. <Wrong_Way>: [sorry, had to eat or I would DIE]
  78. <Wrong_Way>: "Ohgodshebettercomebackohgod"
  79. <HabeusKaiju>: Oh, calm down, you know she'll be fine
  80. <HabeusKaiju>: bit risky for a kid to be doing this, but eh
  81. Wrong_Way toughens up a bit
  82. <Wrong_Way>: "Yeah! I mean, she'll probably kick his ass or something."
  83. <HabeusKaiju>: That's the spirit!
  84. <Wrong_Way>: "...Though maybe that tree guy might seduce her or something."
  85. Wrong_Way goes back to hugging Mr. Pilly tightly
  86. <HabeusKaiju>: Really?
  87. <HabeusKaiju>: That's a bit creepy, don't ya think?
  88. <Wrong_Way>: "..Yeah."
  89. <Wrong_Way>: "But he's evil!"
  90. <Wrong_Way>: "...But I doubt he's that evil."
  91. Wrong_Way sighs
  92. <Wrong_Way>: "Alright...I guess everything will figure itself out."
  93. <HabeusKaiju>: Yep!
  94. <HabeusKaiju>: So anything else, buddy?
  95. <Wrong_Way>: "Nothing else I can think of. Thanks for seeing me."
  96. <HabeusKaiju>: You're welcome, Mark, it's my thing
  97. Wrong_Way gets up
  98. <Wrong_Way>: "Uh, have a good day..."
  99. <HabeusKaiju>: Hmmm
  100. <HabeusKaiju>: You sure you okay? Where's the streak of confidence from before?
  101. <Wrong_Way>: "Oh yeah, I'm fine. I'm just wondering if I have to feed Theo Junior soon. He was giving me the turtle eye earlier but I already gave him breakfast...:
  102. Wrong_Way sighs
  103. <Wrong_Way>: "Turtles, am I right?"
  104. <HabeusKaiju>: Turtles eyes?
  105. <Wrong_Way>: "It's like the stink eye, but turtles aren't good at giving stink eyes. So they give you this really turtleish expression..."
  106. Wrong_Way attempts to imitate it with his face, but just comes off looking like he's faking being an old guy
  107. <HabeusKaiju>: Huh
  108. <HabeusKaiju>: You sure ya aren't going crazy?
  109. HabeusKaiju chuckles
  110. Wrong_Way fixes his expression
  111. <Wrong_Way>: "Nah, just obsessed with my turtle."
  112. <HabeusKaiju>: Alrighty then
  113. <Wrong_Way>: "I forgot how much fun and work they are."
  114. <Wrong_Way>: "Anyways, I'll see you!"
  115. Wrong_Way heads for the door
  116. <Wrong_Way>: "Have a good one."
  117. Wrong_Way leaves Hab's office
  118. <HabeusKaiju>: Seeya!
  119. <Wrong_Way>: [and scene?]
  120. <Wrong_Way>: [unless someone else in the chat wants to get consoled
  121. HabeusKaiju shoots Wrong_Way]
  122. <HabeusKaiju>: and scene]
  123. <Wrong_Way>: [):]
  124. <HabeusKaiju>: :#]
  125. <HabeusKaiju>: :3]
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