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  1. [15:28:49] <Roget> Ralph saves lives by properly accounting for all the medicine.
  2. [15:30:29] <AgentFlowers> Lily saves lives by doing her time on the wall.
  3. [15:30:42] <Puppetmaster> June wakes up on the roof. She doesn't remember why she's up here.
  4. [15:30:50] <Roget> Lily, roll perception.
  5. [15:32:52] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  6. [15:33:27] * Magnobile (~Magnolia@synIRC-BC586B86.cinci.res.rr.com) has joined
  7. [15:33:46] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  8. [15:34:29] <Roget> 6df+6
  9. [15:34:30] <Glacon> Roget: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  10. [15:34:47] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  11. [15:34:47] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 7 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, +, +, -)
  12. [15:35:51] <Roget> Lily, you see... something, lurking in the woods.
  13. [15:36:09] * ghostchibi has left
  14. [15:37:37] <AgentFlowers> She lifts her rifle, trying to get an estimate of it's silhouette. Could just be a bear... (survival?)
  15. [15:37:42] * Xiao (ninja@asian.vengeance) has joined
  16. [15:38:05] <Roget> Survival
  17. [15:38:14] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  18. [15:38:15] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 8 (6df+5=+, +, 0, -, +, +)
  19. [15:39:31] <Roget> It looks to be human sized, definitely not a bear.
  20. [15:39:37] <Roget> Small human
  21. [15:40:01] <Roget> under 5 feet, but the shadows make it hard to tell anything beyond that.
  22. [15:41:19] <AgentFlowers> She flicks on her radio. <Perimeter, this is Agent MacDonald on the wall, seeing something in the trees to the North. Looks like teenagers or something, over.>
  23. [15:42:12] <Roget> <<Agent MacDonald, please investigate further. We are sending Agent Fish to cover your position while you check it out, over.>>
  24. [15:43:46] <AgentFlowers> <<Roger that command, over and out.>> She shoulders her rifle and swings her legs over the ladder, sliding down, and heads into the trees.
  25. [15:44:26] <Roget> The figure moves back into the trees as she approaches. She can hear crunching leaves and twigs as it moves away from her.
  26. [15:44:53] <AgentFlowers> 6df stealth
  27. [15:44:53] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: stealth: 3 (6df=0, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  28. [15:45:08] <Roget> 6df+5 tee hee
  29. [15:45:08] <Glacon> Roget: tee hee: 7 (6df+5=-, 0, +, +, 0, +)
  30. [15:45:25] <Roget> As she approaches it, the figure dashes off again. Perception.
  31. [15:45:36] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  32. [15:45:36] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 4 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
  33. [15:47:02] <Roget> The figure seems to be floating slightly above the ground as it runs, and is now about 20~ feet in front of her, hiding behind a tree trunk.
  34. [15:47:55] <AgentFlowers> <<Command, redact previous assessment, subject appears to be floating. Suspected pool entity.>>
  35. [15:48:14] * Wogglebug has quit (Ping timeout: 183 seconds)
  36. [15:49:10] <Roget> <<Acknowledged. Please continue pursuit of entity, unless circumstances become dangerous. Over.>>
  37. [15:49:14] <AgentFlowers> "I can see you over there. Ollie ollie oxen free."
  38. [15:49:51] * Snowshoe is now known as Snoway
  39. [15:50:29] * thedeadlymoose is now known as thedeadlymaddy
  40. [15:50:52] * thedeadlymaddy is now known as thedeadlymoose
  41. [15:51:21] <Roget> "No, no, you can't make me."
  42. [15:51:32] <Roget> the entity scurries deeper into the woods.
  43. [15:52:04] <AgentFlowers> "I won't hurt you, pinky promise." She follows.
  44. [15:52:37] <Roget> "No, No, We Won't Go, We Just Want To Poke A Hole."
  45. [15:52:41] <Roget> Lily, perception
  46. [15:53:26] * isua03 (Mibbit@synIRC-AAC82DE7.aik.sc.atlanticbb.net) has joined
  47. [15:53:31] * Wogglebug (~chatzilla@synIRC-B0502B9A.tampfl.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined
  48. [15:54:08] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5 ~We?~
  49. [15:54:11] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: ~We?~: 3 (6df+5=-, 0, 0, -, -, +)
  50. [15:54:57] <Roget> Lily, it's slightly more clear. Looks like a kid. The tree canopy is blocking a bit of light.
  51. [15:56:37] <AgentFlowers> ~Fae? Brownie? Redcap?~ "Hey, I just want to make sure you're okay. This is a really dangerous area."
  52. [15:56:56] * isua03 has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  53. [15:57:13] * isua03 (Mibbit@synIRC-AAC82DE7.aik.sc.atlanticbb.net) has joined
  54. [15:58:50] <Roget> "Do You Remember How The Children Used To Sing?"
  55. [15:58:55] <Roget> Lily, roll perception
  56. [15:59:26] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  57. [15:59:26] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 4 (6df+5=0, 0, 0, -, 0, 0)
  58. [15:59:53] <AgentFlowers> "I know lots of songs."
  59. [16:00:12] <Roget> Lily, you can't tell where the voice is coming from. It's getting dark.
  60. [16:01:51] <AgentFlowers> ~It's only three in the afternoon, how is it dark...?~ "Can you come out?"
  61. [16:03:14] <Roget> "Why Don't You?"
  62. [16:03:53] <AgentFlowers> "I'm already out. See? Out."
  63. [16:04:23] <Roget> "Why Don't YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU." The voice has a noticable drop in pitch.
  64. [16:04:26] <Roget> lily, pdef
  65. [16:04:39] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 FUCK
  66. [16:04:39] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: FUCK: 8 (6df+6=0, +, +, +, 0, -)
  67. [16:04:45] <Roget> 6df+6 YOUR MOTHER
  68. [16:04:46] <Glacon> Roget: YOUR MOTHER: 8 (6df+6=0, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
  69. [16:05:22] <Roget> Lily, a blow from behind knocks you down. No body lost. Somethigns scurry off in several directions, but you can still hear them shifting. It's pitch dark. You can't see anything.
  70. [16:05:57] <AgentFlowers> <<Command, Agent MacDonald in the North woods requesting backup - OOF, /tabarnak/...>>
  71. [16:06:52] <AgentFlowers> She attaches her taclight to her rifle and turns it on.
  72. [16:07:35] <Roget> Roll Survival
  73. [16:07:39] * Snoway is now known as Snowshoe
  74. [16:08:33] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  75. [16:08:33] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 7 (6df+5=0, 0, +, -, +, +)
  76. [16:10:56] <Roget> The light flickers on. It provides... some illumination.
  77. [16:11:06] <Roget> The radio crackles dead air
  78. [16:11:34] <AgentFlowers> <<Command, please respond!>>
  79. [16:12:24] <Roget> <<WE REMEMBER YOU>>
  80. [16:12:28] <Roget> Lily, pdef again!
  81. [16:12:59] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 shit
  82. [16:13:00] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: shit: 4 (6df+6=-, -, 0, -, +, 0)
  83. [16:14:19] <AgentFlowers> "I survived the pit, komodo dragons, a cyber t rex and more zombies than the multiverse should have, I'm not dying to a god damned pukwudgie!"
  84. [16:15:00] <Roget> 6df+7 KABOOM
  85. [16:15:01] <Glacon> Roget: KABOOM: 8 (6df+7=+, +, 0, -, +, -)
  86. [16:15:18] <Roget> The radio violently detonates in her hand. -1 body, and it knocks Lily to the ground again
  87. [16:16:28] <AgentFlowers> "Aagh!" She drops the smouldering plastic. Can she see her own tracks?
  88. [16:16:44] <Roget> Roll survival
  89. [16:16:50] <AgentFlowers> 6df+5
  90. [16:16:51] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 2 (6df+5=-, -, -, -, 0, +)
  91. [16:17:29] <Roget> There seem to be... four or five sets of tracks leading out, and none of them look like her footsteps. Shit.
  92. [16:17:53] <Roget> "Lily Lily Pad On The Pool, We Jumped On Her And She Drowned Like A FOOL."
  93. [16:17:55] <AgentFlowers> Are all those tracks going in roughly the same direction?
  94. [16:18:22] <Roget> They're in all different directions, seeming to angle in a counterclockwise pattern around her.
  95. [16:19:21] <Snowshoe> Alex wanders around the perimeter of the site, quietly whistling to himself.
  96. [16:19:24] <AgentFlowers> "...Alright. You wanna dance?" She cracks her neck. "Lets dance."
  97. [16:19:49] <Roget> Alex, your radio gurgles.
  98. [16:20:34] <Snowshoe> Alex looks at his radio, pondering this strange new noise.
  99. [16:21:29] <Roget> It sounds like Lily, but distorted so you can't understand what she's saying. It's a really weak signal.
  100. [16:22:02] <Roget> Lily, you hear footsteps behind you.
  101. [16:22:18] <Snowshoe> He keys his radio. <<Hello?>>
  102. [16:22:30] <Roget> Alex, there's dead air. No response.
  103. [16:22:36] <AgentFlowers> She turns and fires!
  104. [16:22:42] * Dr_Kens (~The_Kens@synIRC-AEDA1FDA.openskytelcom.net) has joined
  105. [16:22:51] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 DANCE MOTHERFUCKER
  106. [16:22:52] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: DANCE MOTHERFUCKER: 6 (6df+6=-, 0, 0, -, +, +)
  107. [16:23:02] <Snowshoe> Alex looks around for some kind of indicator of anything.
  108. [16:23:02] <Roget> 6df+5 THE CHILDREN THINK OF US
  109. [16:23:03] <Glacon> Roget: THE CHILDREN THINK OF US: 2 (6df+5=-, 0, -, -, 0, 0)
  110. [16:23:22] <Roget> Lily knocks some small figure back into the brush. It squeals as it flees.
  111. [16:23:42] <Roget> "LILY LILY NOT A NICE LILY PAD WE BROKE HER SPINE JUST LIKE DEAR OLD DAD."
  112. [16:24:03] <AgentFlowers> Lily hoofs it in the opposite direction the thing is fleeing!
  113. [16:24:51] <Snowshoe> Any footprints? Some kind of indicator of direction?
  114. [16:27:30] <Roget> Alex, survival
  115. [16:27:33] <Roget> Lily, agility
  116. [16:27:36] <Snowshoe> 6df lolK
  117. [16:27:37] <Glacon> Snowshoe: lolK: 0 (6df=-, 0, -, +, +, 0)
  118. [16:27:42] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6
  119. [16:27:42] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 4 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, -, -)
  120. [16:28:41] <Roget> Alex, those... might be footprints? You guess? Maybe?
  121. [16:29:20] <Snowshoe> Alex, deciding he is clearly an expert on these sorts of matters, follows them.
  122. [16:29:46] <Roget> Alex, perception
  123. [16:30:03] <Snowshoe> 6df+4 this is where those two points from electronics would have gone
  124. [16:30:05] <Glacon> Snowshoe: this is where those two points from electronics would have gone: 4 (6df+4=0, +, 0, -, +, -)
  125. [16:31:07] <Roget> Lily, you trip on a root! pdef!
  126. [16:31:18] <Roget> Alex, the woods seem... unusually dark.
  127. [16:31:33] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 DAMMIT
  128. [16:31:33] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: DAMMIT: 2 (6df+6=-, 0, -, 0, -, -)
  129. [16:32:32] * Uncandescent (Mibbit@synIRC-CAD95E61.hsd1.mi.comcast.net) has joined
  130. [16:32:37] <Roget> 6df+5 lol that sucks
  131. [16:32:37] <Glacon> Roget: lol that sucks: 2 (6df+5=0, -, -, +, -, -)
  132. [16:33:11] <Roget> Lily, you whack your head on a rock. Ow. You're disoriented, but no body damage.
  133. [16:33:32] <Snowshoe> Alex forges onward, determined to follow those maybe footprints.
  134. [16:33:32] <Roget> "Give Up, Lily Pad. We Could USe You To Keep The Light One."
  135. [16:33:56] <AgentFlowers> "Sh-shit..." Damnit Fish was supposed to be covering her from the wall, where did he go?
  136. [16:34:10] <Roget> Alex, perception!
  137. [16:34:22] <AgentFlowers> "This is /my/ light, and it takes batteries, which I doubt you have, so no."
  138. [16:34:47] <Snowshoe> 6df+4 look a shiny rock
  139. [16:34:48] <Glacon> Snowshoe: look a shiny rock: 1 (6df+4=-, 0, 0, -, 0, -)
  140. [16:34:52] <Roget> "You Can Be Our Light. We Can Open You Up To Let Out The Light."
  141. [16:35:42] <AgentFlowers> "That is wrong on so many levels." She hauls herself to her feet and keeps going.
  142. [16:36:05] <Roget> Agility
  143. [16:36:12] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6
  144. [16:36:13] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: 10 (6df+6=0, +, +, +, 0, +)
  145. [16:36:16] <Roget> Alex, you hear something coming towards you
  146. [16:36:52] <Roget> Lily, you manage to nimbly sidestep some roots. You can hear some giggles from the brush up ahead.
  147. [16:37:21] <AgentFlowers> 6df+6 light up the brush with some BULLETS
  148. [16:37:22] <Glacon> AgentFlowers: light up the brush with some BULLETS: 5 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, 0, 0)
  149. [16:37:24] <Snowshoe> Alex looks towards the something.
  150. [16:37:47] <Roget> Alex, pdef
  151. [16:38:06] <Snowshoe> 6df+6 lily just shot me, didn't she
  152. [16:38:06] <Glacon> Snowshoe: lily just shot me, didn't she: 4 (6df+6=-, 0, 0, -, +, -)
  153. [16:39:19] <Roget> Yep. Lily, you bust through the darkness and see Alex, with a recent gunshot wound to the shin. Alex, -1 body because Lily shot you.
  154. [16:40:16] <Snowshoe> ~Guess I had that coming.~ He staggers and catches himself against a tree. "The /fuck/ was that for?"
  155. [16:43:12] <Roget> Alex, this just in, gunshot wounds hurt like a /motherfucker/
  156. [16:43:37] <AgentFlowers> "Shit, sorry Alex." She rushes to his side to hold him up.
  157. [16:45:40] <Roget> He's bleedin'
  158. [16:45:47] <Snowshoe> He waves her off with his free hand, still leaning on the tree to keep weight off his leg. "Yeah, okay, sorry, good. Why'd you /shoot/ me?"
  159. [16:46:07] * Uncandescent has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  160. [16:47:45] <AgentFlowers> "Fairies tried to kill me. You were unfortunately standing on the other side of their shrubbery."
  161. [16:48:50] <Snowshoe> "Fairies..." Alex looks at his leg. Medical to fix it up a bit, not to heal lost body?
  162. [16:49:58] <Roget> Yup
  163. [16:50:18] <Snowshoe> 6df+7 I am competent at this!
  164. [16:50:18] <Glacon> Snowshoe: I am competent at this!: 4 (6df+7=0, 0, -, -, -, 0)
  165. [16:50:29] <Roget> He manages to stem the bleeding a bit
  166. [16:51:36] <Snowshoe> He stands again, testing his leg. Any unusual noises coming from the shrubbery?
  167. [16:52:02] <Roget> Nope
  168. [16:52:26] <Snowshoe> "... You sure you didn't just feel like putting a hole in me?"
  169. [16:53:55] <AgentFlowers> "They exploded my radio."
  170. [16:54:09] <Roget> Alex, you can see the burns on Lily's hand.
  171. [16:55:11] <AgentFlowers> She swipes Alex's radio. "Command, this is Agent MacDonald. Returning to site, two agents wounded."
  172. [16:55:46] <Roget> <<Is the entity active or neutralized?>>
  173. [16:55:53] <Snowshoe> Alex stares at his radio like it's a puppy in danger of being lost forever.
  174. [16:59:42] <AgentFlowers> <<Active and dangerous.>>
  175. [17:00:46] <AgentFlowers> Then she returns the radio to Alex.
  176. [17:02:01] <Snowshoe> ~She took my radio.~ He takes it back and clips it back onto his belt, then turns around and realizes he has no idea where the hell he is.
  177. [17:04:18] * lurkd (Mibbit@synIRC-F2900ABF.dhcp.rvsd.ca.charter.com) has joined
  178. [17:08:28] * Alivi (~Alivi@synIRC-1C1564D3.int.bellsouth.net) has joined
  179. [17:08:29] * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to Alivi
  180. [17:09:06] <AgentFlowers> "Come on." She hauls his arm around her shoulders and starts half carrying him back to the site.
  181. [17:09:52] <Snowshoe> Alex allows himself to be half-carried, wondering why things like this happen every time he gets out of bed before five PM.
  182. [17:10:49] <AgentFlowers> She takes him straight to medical. "We need a medic!"
  183. [17:16:24] <Alivi> Eriko is in research.
  184. [17:16:53] <Xiao> Tyler's in the rec room.
  185. [17:16:59] <Xiao> He's reading some old issue of National Geographic.
  186. [17:17:21] <Puppetmaster> June's derping around on the roof.
  187. [17:19:00] <Alivi> Eriko gets up and goes to medical to visit her husband
  188. [17:19:54] <AgentFlowers> "Never a frigging medic when you need them..."
  189. [17:20:19] <Alivi> Eriko peeks into medical. "Ralph?"
  190. [17:20:30] <Puppetmaster> June decides she should stop being on the roof and go do work. She walks over to medical.
  191. [17:20:52] <AgentFlowers> "Ah, hey Eri. Do you know where Ralph is? I shot Alex."
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