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  1. futaba sakura goes to GAMESTOP to buy SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE
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  3. futaba stood in front of the gamestop, with sojiro's credit card in hand
  4. she was gonna buy super smash bros ultimate for the switch so she could play as herself, who is a squid in the game
  5. her brother home slice bread slice ren mamamia was also in the game so she wanted to get the game for sure now
  6. 'ah, gamestop.' futaba said at the front of the store. 'i cant wait to get super smash brothers for the switch, itll be so fun playing it.'
  7. however, thats when futablet realize...
  8. GAMESTOP WAS CLOSING SOON
  9. 'oh shit! i have to hurry and get smash bros!'
  10. so futaba ran into the gamestop.
  11. there were so many games, like knack on xbox and persona 5 dancing for ps4.
  12. but she had no time to stare at games in the window like she always does when forced to go shopping for sushi with morgana
  13. it was time to activate
  14. G A M E R   M O D E
  15. futaba ran to the switch section, and there was one ssbu copy left.
  16. 'ah phew, just in time!'
  17. futaba grabbed the copy of ssbu, but so did someone else...
  18. it was NAGITOE KOMAEDA FROM THE UNDERRONPA
  19. 'what the hell do you think youre doing?' futaba asked, very angery.
  20. 'i need it to stick my fingers up sans' ass...' exclaimed nagito.
  21. there was silence.
  22. then suddenly, futaba said...
  23. 'what in the actual fuck.'
  24. nagitoe then ran off with the copy of ssbu, when the shopclerk, akechi screamed 'pancakes', which probably meant 'hey youre supposed to pay for that'.
  25. probably
  26. but not all was loss, cause chiaki nanami ULTIMATE GAMER had entered gamestop at that very moment.
  27. 'whats going on? a sidequest or some shit?' she asked, kinda curious.
  28. 'omg is that really the ultimate gamer, chiaki nanami' said futaba
  29. 'yes it is i, the ultimate gamer, queen of epicness' replied chiaki.
  30. akechi then burst in and said 'pancakes', which to be honest i cant even translate at this point.
  31. 'what in the nether is he trying to say', asked nanami
  32. 'he probably means nagitoe just stole super smash bros and we must get it back' answered futaba.
  33. and without further ado, the two gamers nodded in agreement, drunk a potion of swiftness and chased after nagitoe.
  34. (on the rooftop of gamestop)
  35. 'lol i didnt even run that far, they cant catch me now' chuckled nagitoe.
  36. 'stop right there unepic gamer hater!' said two voices
  37. 'who the fuck was that' shouted nagitoe
  38. futaba and chiaki both flew up to the top of the gamestop, ready for action
  39. 'give it up nagitoe, you wont get away with this!' said chiaki, very angerily.
  40. 'yeah! i just wanna play as squid futaba!' futaba exclaimed.
  41. 'ha! bold of you to think i wont get away with this!' nagitoe taunted. 'after all...you forgot i can do THIS!' suddenly, his weave flew off, and his eye glowed blue.
  42. 'oh no! hes turned into sand undertale!' chiaki worryingly shouted. 'what do we do, futaba?'
  43. 'dont worry, i have the perfect plan.' futaba reassured chiaki. 'hey nagitoe or whatever your name is!'
  44. 'huh' nagitoe glanced over.
  45. 'theres a sans body pillow in the garbage bin by gameshop!' futaba said, still shaking.
  46. there was even more silence.
  47. 'oh dear lord, i HOPE this works...'
  48. nagitoe then heard the word hope. when nagitoe hears the word hope, that means he goes crazy!
  49. 'dID YOU JUST SAY H O P E ?' nagito exclaimed, before jumping off the building into the garbage bin, before being picked up by the battle bus from fortnite.
  50. '...what' futaba said, confused.
  51. 'dont worry, ill explain later.' chiaki said, relieved.
  52. finally, futaba was back at gamestop, and ready to buy smash bros ultimate! after this long journey, she felt relieved that she was finally gonna have a chance to play the game shes in herself. and she was gonna finallly go home and play it after the mess she had just gotten into. akechi greeted her at the counter, with 'welcome to ihop! i mean gamestop'. futaba was surprised akechi had said something other than pancakes, but that wasnt going to matter now! she was going to finally buy smash bros ultimate! she handed akechi sojiro's credit card, ready to finally-
  53. 'credit card denied', said the counter.
  54. the clock then hit closing time, and futaba and chiaki were kicked out of gamestop for wasting akechi's precious pancake time with the nagitoe chase. things were silent...but after a while, futaba finally exclaimed...
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  64. 'fuck.'
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  68. to be continued??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?
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