E3 Booth

E3 Booth

Based on: Smooth - Santana

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb9wx0hmFpI (There are loads so pick any)

Man it's a hot one
You think as you stand in the LA sun
Waiting to get into E3 and see so many games
Under one roof

Then the doors open
The sweaty journos start to rush in
You've got a press pass and you know what to do
So you start to move

And you see
A hall with games and games and games
In every corridor and lane
So many things to see and do
At every E3 booth

So you find yourself waiting
In an endless queue
To play a game that comes out in a day or two
It wasn't even worth it and that's the truth yeah
Go to E3, see the games,
You'd better write about it

Sony don't turn up
And you couldn't see Microsoft, fuck
You watched the Nintendo direct on your iphone
Missed Ubisoft too

But fuck the keynotes
They're only good for memes and dev quotes
It's sorta funny to laugh and to be rude
That's all you can do

You want to
Play games, yeah you don't want to sit
And watch some marketing bullshit
You've had enough of buzzword dudes
At the E3 booths

Yeah you pick up some swag bags with dumb gaming loot
The sort of plastic shit that makes our rivers pollute-d
You got them from a wage slave at an E3 booth yeah
Go to E3, see the games, you'd better write about it

[Insert dorito pope voiceover from a video recorded at E3]

And now E3 is over and the hype wasn't true
It was miserable and sweaty, there was too much to do
You get the feeling E3 just isn't for you, yeah
Went to E3, saw the games, you'd better write about it

You'd better write about it
You'd better write about it
Journo's all write about it
For one more year you'd better write about it

You'd better write about it
You'd better write about it
You'd better write about it
You'd better write about it