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  1. Make a bear character in D&D 3.5
  2. DM laughs
  3. Make bear a rogue, put every point I can into disguise
  4. Prestige class as a spy to get more disguise
  5. DM says I can't speak english
  6. Max out bluff
  7. By growling and gesturing, I can fake speaking a language I don't speak (english) use money to hire a butler NPC
  8. Give him magical item to let him speak bear
  10. "An excellent suggestion, Mister Bearington. We really should ask the group to investigate the Black Marsh
  11. Over the course of the game, be knighted as Sir Bearington
  12. Queen holds a dinner in my honor.
  13. A guest becomes the first man to ever make a perception check that can beat my disguise
  14. Check fails
  15. Man is escorted out of the castle while the guards apologise profusely for the indignity
  16. "We're so sorry, Sir Bearington, very sorry for this man's behavior"
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