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Kara no Kyoukai Event and Rome, thanks to Summary Anon

Apr 1st, 2016
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  1. There are only bits and pieces of KnK translated, so here they are as well as two random parts of the last part of Rome:
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  3. [In reaction to Shiki joining Chaldea]
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  5. >Roman: Ahh man, another freak joined up.
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  8. >Void is now the landlady of the building, so she wants to kick out the squatting Servants.
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  10. >Mashu: surelet'sgowiththat.jpg.
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  13. Well, that was easier than expected. Thanks to GOLD's Kintoki, I managed to clear 804 in one go and didn't even have to use any Commands.
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  15. By the way, to the guy asking what the fuck is going on in that room:
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  17. Mysterious heroine X appears because she has picked up a powerful Saber reaction in the area. She introduces herself using the typical Superman intro (It's a bird! it's a plane! No! It's...) before finally claiming to be from outer space. Mashu corrects her by saying there are no Sabers with them, since Shiki is an Assassin.
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  19. Then everyone turns around to see Shiki turned into Void, who asks them what are they lingering around for and to prepare for battle, since given that they've encountered a lifeform, she wants to rush before the freshness spoils. Yes, Void meets a supposed alien, and the first fucking thing she does is get uncommonly excited about the prospect of filleting her.
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  21. Anyhow, MHX gets freaked out and tries to retreat, you punch her shit in and she runs away. Void is super miffled about having lost the chance to kill an alien and vows to cut her ahoge off next time he sees her. Roman comes back from the bathroom having missed everything that happened, and Shiki goes back to normal, again believing she just tripped on something and lost consciousness during the fight.
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  23. Aanyway, a few more misc servant fights and enough farming to clear out the shop and I'll be done with this event until the 3rd.
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  25. Okita and Nobu Scene:
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  27. Oh man, this is hilarious.
  28. >Okita: So you realized, Mashu... no, Oppai Servant!
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  30. >I have taken offense! Okita! It's that assassin Okita! Even though she's just my foil! Lately, the cute Okita-san has been earning loads of Friend Points! By comparison, Nobunaga's FP are... (just guess).
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  32. >"During the Honnouji event most of you were all 'Nobu is so cute! Nobu is the best! Nobuuuuuuu!' And so on. But once the event finished and I served my part, it's only Okita that has been prospering!"
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  34. Basically, she's just fucking pissed nobody is using her, so she declared the building to be hers and wants to hijack the event to use it as the foundation for producing a "Nobu no Kyoukai" film
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  36. About Ghosts:
  37. >Meph: “That is a super-regenerating, super-enduring, super-skilled innocent monster. It might be called the final class of beings that resent humans.
  38. >Among magicians, there is this Whatshisname Murder that is especially good at killing primates but…
  39. >This thing shaped like a form of a small-fry nameless ghost seeks to lay its hands on that territory.”
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  41. That's all it says. This is the extent of the comparison. They are things created out of hatred solely to kill humans. Avenger also called himself just that, claiming to be the third best anti-human after "the dog and the spider," and Avenger is weak as balls. Far from equating them, Void later only says that the ghosts are specifically not like PM, and are a "degraded copy of the Beast of Alaya", which before you get all excited about power-levels, is exactly what Servants happen to be. They're hijacked imitations of the Counter Guardian system, i.e the Beasts of Alaya.
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  43. tl;dr the ghosts are just preliminary versions of the (Not-Really) Immortal Super Butthurt Agglomeration at the top of the building. They're kind of an artificial Wallachia made out of resentment instead of fear, and aimed specifically at killing humanity's shit similarly to Angra Mainyu.
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  47. Rome:
  48. Christ, this whole fucking chapter.
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  50. >Nero: "Hey, did you hear that rumor about an old God appearing in a Mediterranean island? Why don't we disregard the war and the whole fucking plot and just go look at that for a while?"
  51. >[They go do that]
  52. >Stheno: "Hi, I'm a goddess, but I'm so weak I could be summoned as a Servant. Since I can't sick my little sister on you, I'll convince you to go into a deep dark cave because I totally have a treasure there you can take." (She actually says the "sick my sister on you" part out loud.)
  53. >Nero: I don't see anything suspicious abut this!
  54. >[They go do that. Cave is full of a skeletons and a fucking Chimera]
  55. >Stheno: "Congratulations brave heroes, turns out I'm kind of a bitch, which honestly you should have known since I gave you my goddamn name up front and all."
  56. >Elizabeth and Tamamo: "We're here for absolutely no conceivable reason."
  57. >Roman: "Well this has been a huge waste of time. Now if only something implausibly convenient could happen to tie this back into the plot..."
  58. >[Caligula bursts out of the beach]
  59. >Caligula: "I AM OBSESSED WITH NERO IN A VERY RAPEY WAY."
  60. >[You kill him]
  61. >Stheno: "In gratitude for tossing that guy out who was only here because of you to begin with, and in order to pretend this segment had any purpose whatsoever, I am going to tell you were the Alliance headquarters are. Which I happen to know because shut up."
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  63. 10/10 writing, sasuga Sakurai.
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  65. Also, I'm not kidding; Elizabeth and Tamamo are literally just fucking there for no reason, they do nothing, and then you just leave. Stheno intended for Tamamo (and liz I guess) to burst out of the treasure box and attack you after you kill the Chimera but... something to do with the carrots she promised as reward. Either Cat ate the ones in the box and went looking for more, or she ate the actual box, not really sure.
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  67. Another Rome Snippet:
  68. Random snippet outta nowhere, but I wanted to leave this out here:
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  70. >Mashu:"At that time, I had the support of a powerful Caster, but right now..."
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  72. She's talking about the fight against Arturia Alter in Fuyuki, specifically in how she managed to resist Excalibur thanks to Cu backing her up.
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  74. Just thought I'd drop this by next time someone pulls that stupid "Mashu canonically beat Alter on her own" argument. They two-teamed her.
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  76. >Mashu:"Though it's distinct shape may be erased... the meme will remain in this world."
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  78. This is only funny because I'm a childish fuck. They're talking about how Rome is technically eternal, since it will live one through the successive generations that will inherit its spirit.
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  80. ...yet when this popped up, I couldn't help but remember the Pompeii graffiti thread and read it as Mashu saying Rome will live on through its memes.
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