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dream log 89 - too many roommates

Feb 1st, 2019
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  1. it's the first (long) dream of the year. and after my birthday.
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  3. and...
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  5. i'm at the RIT college campus, and i'm living in a dorm now. it's a small, cramped room, and mine houses four people, and i have three roommates. they're pretty nice, i guess, but they go out everywhere and i find myself hanging out with them because i'm nervous and have no idea what to do.
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  7. i quickly realize that the money i bought was not enough, even not for eating restaurant food, and i learn what it's like to live on a limited budget. i almost have to beg them to stop, but then someone tells me to try a dinosaur-head-shaped ice cream, so i buy one, but it turns out it's worth about $20 dollars, which i cough up. the ice cream was delicious though.
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  9. so one night i'm sleeping on top of the bunk bed, and the next morning i find my space up there even more cramped, because someone ACTUALLY put an extra bed - more like a tiny hammock - above my space, so i have another roommate sleeping above me and i can barely move. one of my roomies explains that it's a friend of hers, and she will be leaving soon.
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  11. i go out by myself, and come back to a destroyed hotel i used to be in - i remember creating a pretty big hole through the vertical of the building - and so i try to ride the elevator up to the 90th floor, but apparently it's too destroyed. some monster ripped through it.
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  13. i come back to my room and both the hammock and my bed are gone.
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  15. ...and there's shit on the floor. like, actual, literal human shit. turns out someone was babysitting and the baby pooped on the floor, which no one is willing to touch. it does get picked up eventually, by who, i don't know.
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  17. another night, i wake up to realize that everybody is gone. it's too early - they shouldn't be. so i open the door and HOLY SHIT THERES A WASP BEHIND ME which for some reason i actually try to kill with my bare hands while my roommates scream.
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  19. (mental note to self: if i actually get sleeping arrangements like that, i'm absconding the fuck out of there.)
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