satanon spending time and mrs.mayberry

from /hhg/ - Helluva Hotel General #819
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>satanon spending time with lucifer and lilith
>Starting to enjoy himself
>Gets summoned by cultists
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>[confused bleating]
>"OUR LORD, WE HAVE SUMMONED YOU TODAY TO PARSE YOUR UNHOLY WISDOM ONTO US"
>Satanon looks around the room and sees 20 something people, half of which are teenagers and the other half 30 somethings
>freezes them all
>goes back to hell
>they're all waiting for him outside of Luci's palace by the time he heads home
>they get frozen again
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>Charlie scolds Satanon

>"Anon, I know you're shy, but those people were really excited to see you and they worked hard for it. You could at least say hello"

>"THEY'RE EXCITED TO SEE ME BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM BULLSHT SUPERPOWERS AND HELP THEM ESTABLISH A NEW WORLD ORDER"
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>they followed him to the hotel and started saying "yeesssss new world order" outside
>one shouts "HEY THANKS FOR THE SWEET SUPER POWERS"
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>"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SUPER POWERS YOU DULL BASTARDS YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE BONES"

>"Anon!"
>"What did I tell you about cursing!?"

>"To not fking do it!"
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>mrs.mayberry was the one to find satanon after charlie mistook moxxie for him
>she got to spend the day with the little devil
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>Seeing a little "kid" all teary eyed hits her like a knife straight in the heart
>She starts trying to comfort him while he weeps and sputters
>She can't quite understand what's wrong, and she's desperate for him to articulate it so she can help, like a good teacher should
>The little demon forces out what's made him so miserable

>"She left me here"

>Mayberry briefly thinks that its just an issue of someone having gotten separated from their child
>But...
>Even if demon aging is a little harder to pin down than humans are, this one looks just a little too old to believe that having his guadian out of sight means he'll never see them again

>"I knew she was going to leave me"
>"They always do"
>"Every time"
>"They're lying when they say they love you"

>Mayberry clutches the little caprine demon and has her own little breakdown as his bitter words of rejection echo into her own miserable past.