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- Hey, everyone. Good news. Blacks and the police are getting along now.
- Watch Live: Donald Trump Speaks on 90th Anniversary of Social Security Act
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- Negress Lesbian Arrested After Licking 7-Year-Old Girl's Pussy and Then Taking Phone Away from Her After She Tried to Call Her Parents.
- Don chu trah to cowl da caps own mah azz!
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- .......... Weather!
- 10 Day Weather-Dale, TX
- As of 12:54 pm CDT
- Today
- Day
- 99°
- 15%
- SSE 11 mph
- Sun and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 99F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Heads-up
- Erin Puts Leeward Islands, Puerto Rico On Alert
- Humidity
- 40%
- UV Index
- Extreme
- Sunrise
- 6:57 am
- Sunset
- 8:12 pm
- Night
- 76°
- 8%
- SSE 11 mph
- Partly cloudy skies. Low 76F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 75%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 11:32 pm
- Moonset
- 12:29 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Fri 15
- PM Thunderstorms
- 96°
- /76°
- 54%
- SSE 13 mph
- Sat 16
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°
- /75°
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- SSE 11 mph
- Sun 17
- Mostly Sunny
- 98°
- /75°
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- S 9 mph
- Mon 18
- Mostly Sunny
- 98°
- /75°
- 12%
- SSE 7 mph
- Tue 19
- Mostly Sunny
- 99°
- /75°
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- SSE 5 mph
- Wed 20
- Mostly Sunny
- 99°
- /74°
- 24%
- NNE 6 mph
- Thu 21
- Partly Cloudy
- 97°
- /74°
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- NNE 7 mph
- Fri 22
- Partly Cloudy
- 96°
- /74°
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- E 6 mph
- Sat 23
- Partly Cloudy
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- /74°
- 24%
- SE 7 mph
- Sun 24
- Partly Cloudy
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- /74°
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- SE 7 mph
- Mon 25
- Mostly Sunny
- 96°
- /74°
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- Tue 26
- Partly Cloudy
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- Wed 27
- Partly Cloudy
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- Thu 28
- Mostly Sunny
- 96°
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- Current threat: Sand niggers not knowing how to fly planes. 👳🏾♂️✈️
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- England
- England, Engerland, Merry Olde England, Albion, North France, Airstrip One, Englandistan, Inkland, Britfagland, America's Bitch, Engayland, Britshits, Middle East Jr., US Aircraft Carrier, Crumpetville, Fatland, Scotlands arse, Wales' Abusive Spouse, Tea-and-Crumpet-land, Bongistan or New Pakistan is the largest and the most inbred city within the United Kingdom. (See Wales for above average inbreeding within the United Kingdom). The English are asymmetrical along the body, meaning that the left part is not a mirror image of the right. They do not have hardened exoskeletons which results in horrible skin conditions. They breathe via their lungs through their permanently flared nostrils.
- English bodies can be classified into three major parts: head, abdomen and limbs. The limbs, one pair each of legs and arms, attach directly to the head.
- The Queen is responsible for laying the thousands of eggs required for replacing workers lost in Iraq. The number of males is generally low because only one male (ubiquitously named Steve) is needed for the entire reproductive process. Despite this, all English people, regardless of sex, are referred to as Englishmen. This is probably due to the fact that all Limey females appear to be male.
- English males have absurdly curved penises. This has resulted in the banning of Englishmen from babysitting duties in France, Poland, and The United States of America due to vaginal and anal hookings.
- English women are famous throughout the world for their fried-chicken scented pussies and gravy scented poo pipes. For this reason, niggers are banned from touching English women. Entry into an English female can only be achieved with the aid of a dragon or an elfin password.
- Contrary to what most people believe, the English do not bite. They use their jaws to anchor themselves and then, using their strong mandibles, attach themselves to their food and tear at it with their limbs.
- English children are unisex until the age of 15 when they are sprinkled with the queen's fart dust and buried beneath Stonehenge for a fortnight. This process is knows as "Kimping the Wonksey" and ranks among the most hallowed of the world's coming of age rituals.
- (( THE QUEEN HAS FINALLY FUCKING DIED ))
- .......... Here's more IRC crap. God I hate those idiots. I hope they all get AIDS... Oh wait, nevermind. #LRH:
- [13:13] <+peaches> Creepy maintenance guys idleing outside my font door
- [13:13] <+sayjay> mace them
- [13:13] <+peaches> I can't read outside right now
- [13:14] <+flyback> ralph, that ain't funny
- [13:14] <+flyback> really
- [13:15] <+flyback> bunch of people tragically died cause of that shit
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- Arctocephalus forsteri, sometimes called the Australasian fur seal or the New Zealand fur seal, is a species of fur seal in the family Otariidae, the eared seals. It is found mainly around southern Australia and New Zealand, in coastal waters and on offshore islands. The male of this species has an average mass of around 126 kilograms (278 lb) and a length of 2 metres (6 ft 7 in), while females are typically between 30 and 50 kilograms (66 and 110 lb), with a length of up to 1.5 metres (4 ft 11 in). Arctocephalus forsteri has a deeper and longer dive than any other fur seal, with males being able to descend to 380 metres and stay underwater for 15 minutes. It has a diet which includes cephalopods, fish, and birds, and makes use of vocalisations and olfactory recognition for communication. The population of the species has been significantly reduced by human activity, and it is protected by legislation in both Australia and New Zealand. This female A. forsteri seal with a suckling pup was photographed at Admiral's Arch on Kangaroo Island, South Australia.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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