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- Toops sat on the patio in nothing but his plaid boxers and dark shades, the <insert beer> on the table beside him glistening with the dampness of the beach air. He was content for once. Then he went inside and played Dark Souls 2. Later he got hungry and ate some pasta. He had to try anything to get his mind off the fact that a seagull had stolen his hat. "Damn seagulls", he angrily muttered to himself. "But I'll have the last laugh," he said while screwing in a panel on an ominously looking invention.
- Toop's love, Othlon walked out onto the patio. "Oh Toops, my love," she said, "make love to me under the moonlight."
- "Oh, I will," Toops said, taking of his glasses, "but before I get in dat ass, you better get ready Othlon."
- "HEYO!" she said, taking off her shirt
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