DIo time machine

The eyes grew stern. "I'll have you know, 'urchin', that my 'mitts' are immaculate—'but I digress'. It is true, I have watched you for a long time, and with great interest at what 'stunt' you would pull to try and defeat me. I must say I am greatly 'amused', and for that I must earnestly 'thank' you, dear JoJo—Things have grown quite dull 'as of late'. So allow me to add a little 'fun' of my own—for I also possess a copy of the novel The Time Machine by H.G. Wells! Let us see how you contend with my 'creations'. Vaati, Legosi, Peter Porker. It is time you brought 'joy' to your Master!"

A rupture appeared in the space-time continuum. From it burst a toboggan identical to that in which JoJo and his companions rode, flying with such force that before JoJo got a good glimpse at its three riders it collided with them. A violent lurch jolted them aside, the toboggan rocked and wobbled, and Foo had to seize Gloria by the collar to keep her from rolling out. JoJo gripped the steering wheel to correct the course only to learn the steering wheel was entirely vestigial and did nothing whatsoever. His next idea was to deal a stunning blow to the Dio-face in the light, but the face had already vanished.

- Voeltz Semi-Finals