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Kissing Booth 4: Everything's just fine, old pal

Dec 28th, 2012
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  1. >You are Fluttershy
  2. >And you're not quite sure what you're supposed to do in a situation like this
  3. >Twilight's advice, or orders, you're never quite sure which she's giving, were simply to find Rainbow Dash and console her
  4. >As if it were that simple...
  5. >You WISH it were that simple, but it seems nothing ever is with Dash
  6. >Actually, nothing ever is with other p0nies...at least not for you
  7. >If only your old friend Rainbow Dash was a cockatoo with a broken wing, or even just another bear with a bad back, you'd have her fixed in a jiffy!
  8. >But no, Rainbow Dash was a p0ny, a thinking, feeling p0ny who probably wouldn't just be happy if you offered her a treat
  9. >Well...cider is a treat, maybe you can give her some of that and she'll feel right as rain
  10. >You'd like that
  11. >Luckily, you're not alone in your intimidating task
  12. >Applejack is with you
  13. >Together, you've searched the park, the lake, the town square, even Twilight's library...she probably wouldn't have been there, but Applejack insisted you try everywhere imaginable
  14. >You agreed with her, she's probably right
  15. >"Nuts" the earth pony angrily states, kicking the dirt with her hoof
  16. >You're both standing outside of the library, looking at your own hooves in defeat
  17. >"Well, Fluttershy, there's only one thing to do at a time like this"
  18. >Oh! You think you know the answer to this one!
  19. "Go ask for help?" you inquire
  20. >She gives you an irritated look, you must have said something wrong
  21. >"What? No! You've gotta go and check out her house!"
  22. "Her...house?"
  23. >"You know! The one in the clouds?"
  24. "Oh, um...right"
  25. >Why hadn't you two started there, anyway?
  26. >"C'mon now, ah know where it's situated, we'll head over there and you can head on up to see if she's there"
  27. >Oh...now you remember why you hadn't suggested it in the first place...probably the same reason she hadn't
  28. >Clouds means flying, and flying means Applejack can't come to help you talk to Rainbow Dash if she's up there
  29. >Goodness, if she is, that would mean you'd have to...
  30. >You gulp
  31. >Do this on your own
  32. >Considering Dash's state when she left, you really don't want to do that
  33. "W-wait, Applejack...maybe we could go see Twilight and she if she'd conjure up some wings for you? Like she did for Rarity that one time?"
  34. >The earth p0ny 'tsks' as she runs away from the library, toward the edge of town
  35. >You follow, also on your hooves
  36. >"There's just no time for that sort of thing, Fluttershy. Not when there's a perfectly good set of wings attached to yer back"
  37. >You guess that's a fair assessment, but you're still nervous
  38. >You both gallop in silence until you reach Rainbow's house
  39. >More specifically, you reach the area underneath Rainbow's house
  40. >Applejack turns to face you
  41. >"Okay, Fluttershy, just fly on up there and find out if she's there. If she is, try to talk to her, see where her head is at, if she's still...well..."
  42. >She looks away from you, a pained expression on her face
  43. >"Ya know, like this mornin'"
  44. >You look up at Rainbow's house
  45. >It's really high up
  46. >You've been there many times before
  47. >Meals, check ups with her pet, Tank, sleepovers...
  48. >But not for anything like this
  49. >The severity of the situation makes the height of the house seems to grow
  50. >It's REALLY high up, now
  51. >"Well go on then, Flutter-butt"
  52. >You turn your gaze from the cloud home to look once more at Applejack
  53. >The orange mare is smiling warmly at you
  54. >"Don't worry 'bout a thing. This is still Dashie we're dealin' with, not some manticore or somethin' fierce like. She's yer friend and Ah'm sure she'll be happy to see ya"
  55. >She takes a step toward you
  56. >"And remember, sugercube, Ah'll be right here on the ground, waitin' for you get back"
  57. >Applejack's encouragement doesn't go wasted on you
  58. >You DO feel strong enough to tackle this job, you CAN talk Rainbow Dash down
  59. >You want to tell AJ just how much better you feel now, but unfortunately all that comes out is a breathless
  60. "Okay..."
  61. >Well, that probably didn't inspire her, but you spread your wings and head on up anyway
  62. >As you fly up and up, you remember the events of this morning
  63. >How Anonymous had goaded her at the park, how Rainbow Dash had been, well...kind of mean to him
  64. >And, more importantly, how he had...kissed her
  65. >You don't think you've seen anyp0ny, or in this case anyhuman, kiss somep0ny else like that
  66. >It was very romantic
  67. >You smile remembering that kiss
  68. >Oh, she just looked so happy! So at peace...
  69. >For some time now, you've wanted your old pal Dashie to be happy with somep0ny
  70. >You know more about her than most do...
  71. >She's...well...not had a lot of fortune in the romance department
  72. >You shudder at the unpleasant memories, which makes your wings get out of synch with one another and you wobble a bit as you fly
  73. >Quickly, you perform a slight maneuver to straighten yourself out and continue your journey sky-ward
  74. >Just a little trick Rainbow Dash taught you
  75. >You wonder how she's doing now
  76. >Ordinarily, any mare who had been kissed like that by a stallion, even one so exotic as Anonymous, would be overjoyed, but no...
  77. >That kiss turned out to be a cruel joke
  78. >Anon had turned the girls' kissing booth charity into a mockery for his enjoyment
  79. >You remember with angry thoughts how he had stated that he "got you good, Rainbow Cunt!"
  80. >Such an awful thing to say!
  81. >You wanted to tell him so, right then and there!
  82. >To ask him what his mother would think to hear her son say such things!
  83. >You sigh
  84. >But...as usual, you hadn't said anything
  85. >Even after Anonymous had left, even while Rainbow cried, then fumed, then destroyed her stall, then ranted about, uggh, Sky Lance and her father, you just sat to the side and cried
  86. >Why couldn't you be more assertive?
  87. >You swear you learn a lesson about this about every other week or so, but it never seems to sink in
  88. >Old habits are terribly hard to break, it seems
  89. >Old habits...that reminds you
  90. >Anonymous displayed a habit you hated to see
  91. >He drank so, so much alcohol
  92. >You realized that he could drink more than a p0ny, being so large, and be fine, but still, it was a lot
  93. >It made you sad to see him do that
  94. >He seemed like he was a nice stallion, or...um, what did he call himself?
  95. >Oh, right, a man
  96. >He seemed like a nice man
  97. >He shouldn't have to...
  98. >Oh wait, you were at Rainbow's house now
  99. >Your thoughts had clouded your vision, and you had automatically flown all the way up to Rainbow Dash's house and landed right in front of her door
  100. >You take a deep breath
  101. >Okay, Fluttershy, it's now or never, you can do this, girl, you can...
  102. >"Oh hey, Fluttershy"
  103. >You nearly do a g-darn back flip as Rainbow Dash herself opens her door and addresses you
  104. >Your fear frozen face leaves her raising a brow and cocking her head at you
  105. >"Ummm, Fluttershy?"
  106. "HI, RAINBOW DASH!"
  107. >Probably too loud, but you're really really nervous
  108. >She laughs awkwardly
  109. >"Uh, hi, Fluttershy. So, to what do I owe the visit? It's not time for Tank to get a checkup again, is it?"
  110. >She...she sounds so casual...like nothing happened this morning
  111. >It's probably your turn to say something, by the way
  112. "Uhhh...uhhmmmm no...NO!"
  113. >Hold it together, Fluttershy...
  114. "No, I...I...just wanted to talk with you...uh, if that's okay with you..."
  115. >She laughs again, just as awkwardly though
  116. >"Yeah, sure, Flutters. What's up?"
  117. >You take a good, hard look at her
  118. >There's no way she can be so ambivalent, so casual about what had happened earlier today
  119. >You notice that despite her relaxed demeanor, her eyes are more red than usual
  120. >Almost like she had been crying...a lot
  121. "Well, how are you?"
  122. >Wow, wonderful start, Flutter-failure
  123. >"Um, I'm fine?"
  124. "Are...are you sure? I mean, this morning you..."
  125. >She rolls her eyes
  126. >"Oh yeah, that. Pssh. No, I'm over that. It's all good. I guess even the Dash gets one pulled on her from time to time"
  127. >She's not...she's not REALLY that "over it", is she?
  128. "Oh, um, okay...well it's just that I don't really believe that..."
  129. >Dash's expression sours and she stares you down
  130. >"Well, believe it! I'm over it and that's that! That stupid monkey is not going to get in my head!"
  131. >Her eyes suddenly widen, realizing what she just said
  132. >"I-I mean he DIDN'T get in my head, t-that's what I meant!"
  133. >She's looking more nervous than well, you
  134. >Now it's your turn to look quizzically at her
  135. "Are you sure, Rainbow Dash? I mean, I don't think I've ever seen you that upset. At least, not since Sky..."
  136. >"Don't you EVER say that name to me again, Fluttershy"
  137. >The hatred dripping from her voice causes you to take a few steps back
  138. >She's staring daggers at you, even baring her teeth a little
  139. >It's way more intimidating than you'd like to admit
  140. >But you have to keep going, you have to keep pressing here, it's for her own good
  141. "Okay...b-but Rainbow, all the girls were really worried about you. And so was I! We just wanted to make sure you were alright is all"
  142. >The hatred fades from Dash's face, a smile replaces it, thank goodness
  143. >"Aww, you guys don't have to worry about me! I'm way tougher than that! Hey! You want to go grab some lunch or something?"
  144. >Lunch sounds nice, anything sounds nicer than this, but you've still got a job to do here
  145. "Well, first I think we should go talk to our friends, to let them know that you're okay and everything"
  146. >She sighs
  147. >"Yeah, yeah. I guess if they're that concerned we should go talk to them and junk"
  148. >Dash moves past you and gets ready to fly down to the ground
  149. >"So where are they anyway? Probably at Pinkie's snacking on some cupcakes, right?"
  150. "Well, I don't know really. Except for Applejack, she's right below us"
  151. >Rainbow gives an annoyed, hmmph, followed by a flick of her tail
  152. >"I figured she'd be one of the first on the scene...I guess it's just as well, gonna have to tell her that I'm alright despite the fact that she's just going to tell me I'm not over and over again"
  153. >She turns to face you
  154. >"Don't get me wrong, her heart's always in the right place, but that p0ny just loves to think she's right all the time"
  155. >She giggles
  156. >"Not that I'd know anything about that, huh?"
  157. >You don't answer and just begin to fly down towards the ground
  158. >Rainbow follows quickly and passes you easily, eventually slowing down a little to match your speed
  159. >"Hey, Fluttershy" she begins
  160. >"Even though I'm totally fine and all, which I am, totally fine that is"
  161. >She sounds like she's trying to convince her self more than you
  162. >"Thanks for coming to talk to me, it means a lot, pal"
  163. >She turns and beams at you
  164. >You muster a smile to give back at her, but you still feel like something is wrong here
  165. >Well, maybe is she IS really over it, she's usually very resilient...
  166. >Then again, she usually doesn't blow up like she did, it's so unlike her
  167. >You're nearly at the ground now, you can see Applejack's pensive stare gazing up at you both as you approach
  168. >Well, you gave it your best shot, nop0ny can ask for more than that right?
  169. >Perhaps one of your other friends will be able to coax more information out of Dash
  170. >When you land, Applejack asks a lot more questions than you did
  171. >Ones that seem to irk Rainbow Dash
  172. >She keeps trying to tell AJ that she's fine, but AJ isn't buying it, it seems
  173. >Thankfully, you're left out of the discussion, you wouldn't like to be a part of their fighting
  174. >After what seems like an eternity, Applejack sighs in defeat and tells you both that you need to go talk to the other girls
  175. >Soon enough the three of you arrive back at the kissing booths, the event seems to be over and there are many p0nies cleaning up and carting the booth materials away
  176. >Part of you wishes you had been able to stay
  177. >Sure, you wanted Dash to be happy with somep0ny, but darn it, Fluttershy has needs too
  178. >A stallion of your own would suit you just fine, or even some kisses from one...
  179. >But this isn't the time to think of yourself, no matter how long it's been since you've been bedded...
  180. >No matter how long it's been since you felt the warm, intimate embrace of another p0ny
  181. >No matter how long it's been since you felt a long, thick, throbbing...
  182. >You said this wasn't the time for that!
  183. >Pinkie Pie and Rarity are present, helping with the cleanup
  184. >You all go through the same song and dance as before
  185. >Is Dash fine?
  186. >Yes, she is
  187. >No, she isn't, she can't be
  188. >YES, SHE IS!!
  189. >And so on and so forth until the two of them concede like you and Applejack
  190. >"Uggh, so if we're freaking done here can we all PLEASE just go get something to eat?!"
  191. >Rainbow is becoming more and more impatient to drop the subject, even twitching nervously a little whenever somep0ny asks her a question about the events of this morning
  192. >"Oh my goodness, I thought you'd never ask!"
  193. >Pinkie, oh dear, you've been worrying about her saying something potentially out of line and setting Rainbow Dash off again
  194. >"All this talk about kissing has got me thinking about mouths! And when I think about mouths I think about what to put in them! And when I think about what to put in them...!"
  195. >"Okay, Pinkie we get it!" Dash interjects quickly
  196. >"Let's just...NOT talk about kissing anymore and just talk about food"
  197. >"One moment, if you please Rainbow Dash"
  198. >Rarity, who had asked the least questions, instead preferring to watch Dash with a critical eye from the sidelines, spoke up now
  199. >"What now?!" Rainbow asked, the anger beginning to grow in her voice
  200. >"Well, if you would allow me to finish without snapping at me, I would tell you that, since your departure, Twilight has left and returned, telling Pinkie and I that we should all meet her at...well, a certain location to be disclosed later"
  201. >Dash falls from the air where she had been hovering and slumps on to her belly
  202. >"At least tell me there's food there..."
  203. >Rarity giggles
  204. >"Yes, I suppose there is, technically, food where we happen to be going. Come along now, girls!"
  205. >Rarity leads your small party along the outskirts of town
  206. >Nop0ny talks much, you all just take turns eying Rainbow Dash questioningly
  207. >She just looks straight ahead, eyes locked, mouth drawn up tight
  208. >Not angry, just...preoccupied, her mind seems to be a million miles away right now
  209. >It isn't long before you turn from Dash to look ahead
  210. >Oh, how did you get here?
  211. >This place seems rather familiar...when were you here last?
  212. >Your traveling party now stands/hovers outside of a rather large looking house
  213. >It's relatively new, simple white paint covers it's exterior
  214. >Green shutters flank the two windows positioned on either side of a massive door
  215. >Your friend Twilight sits on a chair much too large for her on the porch of this enormous house
  216. >Oh...oh, my
  217. >You know where you are...
  218. >Dash speaks up, her teeth clenched and her body shaking with rage
  219. >"What...are we doing...at HIS house?!"
  220. >You decide that Rainbow Dash is, most certainly, NOT "over it"
  221.  
  222. End of Chapter 4
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