Hard to keep it in (SugarcoatxAnon, shitpost) p1?

>>Headcanon: When Sugarcoat likes a boy, she avoids him because her bluntness would make her tell him how much she wants to fuck him.

>Be late to class
>You have to sit right next to her
"Hey Sugar,"
>You wave to her
>Her eyes leave yours as soon as the words hit her
>She doesn't respond or nod or whatever and completely ignores you
>wew

>An hour later
>Prof asks for the students to open some book
>Oh fuck, you forgot about it!
>What a dumbass!
>But she does have it, of course
>Maybe you could ask her to share it?
"Uhm, Sugarcoat? I forgot the book and--"
>She rolls her eyes and groan, before you see and hear her palm impacting with her forehead
>And you think you hear a 'Why him?!' from her muttering
>You're not sure what to do, or say, guess you'll have to find some retarded excuse and tell the teach--
>But the screeching sound coming from the feet of the bench moving against the cold floor gets your attention
>And sure enough, a second later, the side of her desk hits yours
>You sigh in relief
"Oh thanks Sugar, you're a lifesaver, Fleur would've been so pissed if I told her I didn't have that damn book!"
>She doesn't say anything, or even look your way
>She simply opens the book and scooches closer to you
>You're not sure why she's acting this way
>You wouldn't say that you're 'friends' or anything, but you did discuss about shit from time to time
>Did you say something you shouldn't have?
>Or maybe she finally realized she's a 9 and you're not even a 7?
>You follow suit and shift closer to her
>Close enough for her smell to hit your nostrils
>fuck

>The class finally comes to an end
>And she's been ignoring you the whole lesson
>Even when you made those quirky remarks about Miss Fleur's flat butt, you always got a response from that!
>Something's definitely wrong
>You turn to her while she's putting the book away
"Are you okay? You've been kind of... quiet, today."
>She freezes for half a second, and goes back to what she was doing
"I know we're not best friends or anything but if I said something I shouldn't have--"
>"Don't worry about it."
>You raise an eyebrow at that
"Well, even if you say that..."
>She doesn't respond, and finishes tidying up
>Maybe it's that time of the month or something, or maybe she just doesn't want to talk about it?
>But just as you decide to give up, she sighs
>"I just need some time to think about our relationship."
>You blink
>Oh, so she did realize that she's way above your league
>O-oh well, i-it's not like you thought you had a c-chance or anything, haha, hah
"I, huh, I'll just be on my way then and leave you alone."
>"Yes, that would be for the best, before I say something I'll regret."
>Holy shit, this is defcon 3
>What did you do?!
"Uh, sorry..?--"
>"Like asking you to pin me against the wall and molest me."
>You blink again
>Twice
>Your eyes wide and mouth agape
>"I didn't mean to say that,"
>She stands up, picks her bag and turns towards the door
>And leaves, just like that
"Wait, what?"