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  1. [04:04:27] arhowe: timMrBones
  2. [04:04:47] anonymousv8: this does look like mario
  3. [04:05:09] 7locrian7: oh
  4. [04:05:16] 7locrian7: i came here assuming you'd play mario
  5. [04:05:32] egg1111115: is this mario odyssey
  6. [04:05:48] popcorncolonel: heyo
  7. [04:06:07] 7locrian7: FeelsBadMan
  8. [04:06:13] rickeon: what do you have against mario
  9. [04:06:33] anonymousv8: rickeon have you spoken to oldmario /s
  10. [04:06:40] rickeon: good point
  11. [04:06:43] egg1111115: mario odyssey is too heteronormative for tim
  12. [04:06:54] egg1111115: come back when mario's marrying yoshi
  13. [04:07:04] raynor_ex: it's super pubg odyssey
  14. [04:07:05] pinguino: is this the switch version
  15. [04:07:15] juggerjazz: Oh
  16. [04:07:16] egg1111115: what
  17. [04:07:16] bananaburger: timOh
  18. [04:07:17] anonymousv8: lol
  19. [04:07:17] savellon: cirWut
  20. [04:07:19] popcorncolonel: pubg.
  21. [04:07:21] tlink9: timOh
  22. [04:07:23] q1s2: oh
  23. [04:07:26] jinrai__: timOh
  24. [04:07:26] slice919: Solid
  25. [04:07:27] orionsnebula: This is a bug I have seen before
  26. [04:07:28] bananaburger: ok
  27. [04:07:29] arhowe: paper maching
  28. [04:07:31] pinguino: not last!
  29. [04:07:35] orionsnebula: The next one should be fine I think\
  30. [04:07:35] anonymousv8: this is the new 2.1g patch
  31. [04:07:56] bananaburger: thats enough for pubg today
  32. [04:08:02] egg1111115: ping this is breath of the wild, see the paraglider
  33. [04:08:25] bl0cks: can you believe mario came out 8 minutes ago
  34. [04:08:28] bl0cks: im so happy for him
  35. [04:09:11] miracleflare: the mario and bowser wedding amiibos looking like they're holding hands was a big hint too
  36. [04:09:23] bl0cks: i hope theyre happy together
  37. [04:09:23] rintezuka1: ello o/
  38. [04:11:33] miracleflare: pubg, but set inside a confusing next of city streets
  39. [04:11:39] miracleflare: nest
  40. [04:12:57] rickeon: when are you going to become a professional fortnite streamer
  41. [04:13:03] theangreealpaca: hows it goin Tim
  42. [04:13:34] bananaburger: who knows when ill play it
  43. [04:13:36] egg1111115: not everyone has a switch
  44. [04:13:38] gashapon: I'm avoiding the streams
  45. [04:13:41] miracleflare: i'm too poor for video games i can only experience them through other people
  46. [04:14:00] bananaburger: i guess you're right'
  47. [04:14:04] madtaz64: the economy
  48. [04:14:08] bananaburger: its my fault i havent played samus returns too
  49. [04:14:11] madtaz64: 's fault
  50. [04:14:31] bananaburger: what can i say? i'm lazy
  51. [04:15:15] apathetic_divine: Hello Tim~
  52. [04:15:30] bananaburger: and cheap gas
  53. [04:15:56] bananaburger: that reload sound still haunts me
  54. [04:15:57] taggenjuskor: hey tim i put a plastic tiara on a tails plush today and it reminded me of you for whatever reason
  55. [04:16:08] dajmasta: gimpy?
  56. [04:16:32] theaxel11: hey did you see the patch change for pubg tim?
  57. [04:16:39] dajmasta: nice shootin, tex
  58. [04:16:46] mishmishaa_: tims playing pubg <3
  59. [04:17:04] slice919: Yep
  60. [04:17:07] taggenjuskor: because it's sonic-related. the tiara is unrelated, but necessary
  61. [04:17:07] slice919: thats it really
  62. [04:17:30] popcorncolonel: lol
  63. [04:17:38] pinguino: apparently they majorly screwed things up by doing a major engine update a month before release
  64. [04:17:39] popcorncolonel: hard working development for this game
  65. [04:18:07] pinguino: they've been saying they want 1.0 before the year's up
  66. [04:18:07] bananaburger: heh
  67. [04:18:19] bananaburger: like minecraft
  68. [04:18:24] ichbinbacon: hi tim
  69. [04:18:27] theaxel11: you would think they could get more done with 40 some mill from the game
  70. [04:18:34] slice919: I really hope the new build is good
  71. [04:18:46] slice919: No they're not updated the live version really
  72. [04:18:46] popcorncolonel: that is 1.0 tim
  73. [04:18:49] rickeon: they're finally adding vaulting with 1.0 right
  74. [04:18:54] theaxel11: ya
  75. [04:18:55] pinguino: 99.9999-repeating players jump out of a plane
  76. [04:19:04] bananaburger: is the zombie mode out yet?
  77. [04:20:57] dajmasta: oh not from all the running in game? timBBQQT
  78. [04:21:01] bananaburger: gettin toned for that next cosplay
  79. [04:21:37] gashapon: monoTONEDtim
  80. [04:21:41] dajmasta: ....jiro
  81. [04:21:41] bananaburger: interesting
  82. [04:21:54] slice919: i love me some jiro meat
  83. [04:22:02] dajmasta: aceLewd
  84. [04:22:03] bananaburger: the first way you said it
  85. [04:22:10] bananaburger: that wasnt jiro
  86. [04:22:17] dajmasta: i've heard yearo is basically it
  87. [04:22:25] slice919: just call it gyro to make people upset
  88. [04:22:30] bananaburger: ^
  89. [04:22:47] dajmasta: ahahahah hahaha haha ha
  90. [04:22:59] bananaburger: i miss my shrimp scampi pizza now
  91. [04:23:15] followthetraincj: shrimp scampi pizza?
  92. [04:23:17] followthetraincj: also sup
  93. [04:23:24] bananaburger: yeah
  94. [04:23:29] bananaburger: it was a california pizza kitchen thing
  95. [04:23:35] followthetraincj: weird
  96. [04:23:44] bananaburger: it had shrimp and caramelized onions on it
  97. [04:23:48] bananaburger: and some other things
  98. [04:24:02] followthetraincj: caramelized onions make me ill but
  99. [04:24:04] followthetraincj: shrimp is good
  100. [04:24:10] rickeon: onions go with everything
  101. [04:24:10] bananaburger: i thought it did
  102. [04:24:11] dajmasta: onions work with a lot of stuff
  103. [04:24:29] bananaburger: i'm not a big fan of raw onions though
  104. [04:24:36] jencis0: onions and strawberries 👌
  105. [04:24:43] dajmasta: dans game
  106. [04:24:43] rickeon: I don't even assume you can taste food
  107. [04:24:53] dajmasta: i don't consider some of what you eat to be food
  108. [04:24:57] followthetraincj: i wish i didnt taste food
  109. [04:24:59] followthetraincj: itd be easier
  110. [04:25:04] bananaburger: https://cpkprod.azureedge.net/Contents/Images/Pizza_ShrimpScampi.jpg
  111. [04:25:04] mishmishaa_: coffee peanut butter?
  112. [04:25:34] dajmasta: so by the transitive property
  113. [04:25:37] followthetraincj: i mean that looks good, banana, but idk....
  114. [04:26:01] bananaburger: i could understand why someone wouldnt like it
  115. [04:26:12] followthetraincj: wtf there's a moose in my skylines city. i didnt even know moose were in this game
  116. [04:26:15] followthetraincj: its 'wandering around'
  117. [04:26:26] jencis0: meese
  118. [04:26:28] dajmasta: maybe you have to just keep swirling it for the full effect
  119. [04:26:33] dajmasta: a nice peanut coffee hurricane
  120. [04:26:35] bananaburger: what about peanut butter?
  121. [04:26:40] mishmishaa_: use pb powder?
  122. [04:26:49] bananaburger: in coffee?
  123. [04:26:54] bananaburger: i dont think ive ever tried that
  124. [04:27:05] bananaburger: maybe i will some day
  125. [04:27:12] popcorncolonel: ez
  126. [04:27:15] followthetraincj: r i p
  127. [04:27:18] bananaburger: i was a fan of your hot chocolate mix in the soylent idea
  128. [04:27:19] dajmasta: ha
  129. [04:27:22] bananaburger: when it actually mixed together
  130. [04:27:24] mishmishaa_: O
  131. [04:27:26] captainmcfancypants: ha x 4
  132. [04:27:28] franswahx: ha ha
  133. [04:27:30] dajmasta: hah
  134. [04:27:31] bananaburger: ha
  135. [04:27:33] somenerd: Cold blooded
  136. [04:27:34] inayamander: ha
  137. [04:27:35] omg_acronyms: tpKaibalolz
  138. [04:27:43] popcorncolonel: timHA
  139. [04:27:51] dajmasta: see tim, violence isn't paying
  140. [04:28:06] inayamander: ha
  141. [04:28:08] popcorncolonel: ha ha ha ha
  142. [04:28:09] captainmcfancypants: ha x 5
  143. [04:28:13] dajmasta: timClip
  144. [04:28:14] inayamander: AH HA HA HA HA
  145. [04:28:28] popcorncolonel: use them to loot more cars
  146. [04:28:31] somenerd: Free car
  147. [04:29:01] blondrobin: tim why do you have several extended mags
  148. [04:29:28] dajmasta: he's trying to compensate for something
  149. [04:29:31] blondrobin: extendedest mag
  150. [04:29:32] shimmerfairy: The McDonald's Big Mag
  151. [04:29:42] dajmasta: GunUse will review it
  152. [04:29:44] omg_acronyms: you never know when youll need an extended extended mag
  153. [04:29:49] juggerjazz: An extended mag so big it counts as armor
  154. [04:30:01] rintezuka1: Time to shoot in the air some warning shots? Nobody would come close after hearing 100-ish warning shots
  155. [04:30:01] inayamander: I'm pretty sure they sell pills to extend your mag
  156. [04:30:05] blondrobin: you can call it "russian ammo" and "american ammo"
  157. [04:30:14] johnnymaq: have you even tried out first person mode?
  158. [04:30:30] slice919: Do it tim
  159. [04:30:33] rintezuka1: aw
  160. [04:30:40] dajmasta: they'll just stand there, mouth agape, "that is the biggest mag i have ever seen"
  161. [04:30:43] slice919: Third person is for nerdies tim
  162. [04:30:47] slice919: Are you a nerdie?
  163. [04:30:56] dajmasta: is that like a bird that likes math?
  164. [04:31:01] slice919: yeah
  165. [04:31:14] johnnymaq: you should try it out at least
  166. [04:31:24] johnnymaq: not more crawling in the grass for you
  167. [04:31:28] johnnymaq: np*
  168. [04:31:42] dajmasta: if only the mag didn't extend so high
  169. [04:32:30] dajmasta: you gotta lead at that distance
  170. [04:33:45] dajmasta: m-m-m-m-monster kill
  171. [04:33:47] zelst: killamanjaro
  172. [04:33:48] bananaburger: is there workshop for this game?
  173. [04:33:49] followthetraincj: because halo is the best
  174. [04:34:16] bananaburger: you'd get VAC'd
  175. [04:34:20] dajmasta: he seems like a nice dude, he'd probably just have goons for that
  176. [04:34:33] metaconstruct: sup goons
  177. [04:34:40] fusxfaranto: if there was workshop they couldn't get away with 1000 skirts
  178. [04:34:45] followthetraincj: zoom!
  179. [04:34:45] fusxfaranto: $1000
  180. [04:34:46] dajmasta: gotta go fast
  181. [04:34:49] bananaburger: that was a fast man
  182. [04:35:24] bananaburger: suddenly there are a ton of negative reviews for this game
  183. [04:35:33] dajmasta: review bombing, probably
  184. [04:35:41] bananaburger: i really like that valve added the graph that shows how people reviewed it over time
  185. [04:35:44] bananaburger: that was really smart
  186. [04:35:46] slice919: In game ads for some vpn or some shit
  187. [04:35:47] somenerd: Blunderful
  188. [04:35:49] zelst: the vpn advertisment
  189. [04:35:49] pinguino: VPN ads but no Chinese servers
  190. [04:36:02] dajmasta: LUL
  191. [04:37:01] bananaburger: im seeing a lot of hacker complaints
  192. [04:37:09] dajmasta: one country neighboring china should just get a whole bunch of server farms and host local servers for them timBBQQT
  193. [04:37:44] apathetic_divine: @StereotoneTim I feel like I should let you know that for practically the last week every time I would go to make a new tab in my browser your channel would be recommended to me, with a thumbnail that was just Bob from Food Use eating a bowl of mac and cheese. ...Thanks Tim?
  194. [04:37:49] johnnymaq: hacking is a big thing because lootboxes exist
  195. [04:37:56] mishmishaa_: how do you tell someones cheating?
  196. [04:38:21] johnnymaq: speedhacks are very obvious, they run as fast as cars
  197. [04:38:22] dajmasta: youtube is telling you that you've made some bad choices
  198. [04:38:36] doubleguns: or like when you shoot them 34 times and don't die?
  199. [04:38:44] doubleguns: and they shoot you twice and you die
  200. [04:39:04] johnnymaq: damage hacks dont exist like that, it's just speed and aimbots really
  201. [04:39:18] plutiestare: hey nerds cirComfy
  202. [04:39:18] johnnymaq: that just means you're bad (:
  203. [04:39:25] bananaburger: heh
  204. [04:39:25] somenerd: Also hackers wear skirts
  205. [04:39:28] skygtr350: cirComfy 💨
  206. [04:39:31] somenerd: Hey wait a second
  207. [04:39:34] doubleguns: well luckily I don't play this game....
  208. [04:39:38] dajmasta: you can probably do some lag compensation manipulation
  209. [04:39:50] dajmasta: then you can aimbot to make your shots do more damage
  210. [04:40:05] bananaburger: holy cow i didnt realize how far into the game this was
  211. [04:40:11] missfrann: all the streamers i watch are playing odyssey
  212. [04:40:15] missfrann: except tim. thank you tim
  213. [04:40:20] dajmasta: the shirt has already come off, of course this is near the end
  214. [04:40:26] somenerd: Tim hates joy
  215. [04:40:45] johnnymaq: lag helps you a bit in terms of the extra edge of if you shoot each other at the same time, but not on a long term fight, you're already dead if theyre aimbotting anyway
  216. [04:40:46] dajmasta: tim will either win the round or overdose on redbull
  217. [04:40:48] dajmasta: win-win
  218. [04:41:11] it_is_fanatic: spoil me, daddy
  219. [04:41:45] dajmasta: just be very quiet, tim
  220. [04:42:04] plutiestare: slug mode enabled
  221. [04:42:11] dajmasta: ~waggle waggle~
  222. [04:42:44] iggzy: Tim is true MLG
  223. [04:42:52] dajmasta: MLG slug strats
  224. [04:42:59] mogamepro: don't notice me senpie
  225. [04:43:05] mishmishaa_: O
  226. [04:43:06] bananaburger: nice
  227. [04:43:09] dajmasta: he's by the dirt
  228. [04:43:12] somenerd: Killer grass
  229. [04:43:12] it_is_fanatic: 6 kills monkaS
  230. [04:43:15] maxmckillip: has tim won solo before?
  231. [04:43:22] omg_acronyms: diemMONKAS
  232. [04:43:24] blondrobin: miltiple times
  233. [04:43:26] bananaburger: probably
  234. [04:43:29] blondrobin: multiple*
  235. [04:43:50] maxmckillip: nice nice I've seen you stream this before but havent caught a winner. Whats the highest kill count? @StereotoneTim
  236. [04:43:54] maxmckillip: You got this!
  237. [04:44:04] maxmckillip: they have to come to you
  238. [04:44:07] slice919: Wait for him to run first
  239. [04:44:15] dajmasta: maybe wait for people to run out of that area and then hug the circle when it closes?
  240. [04:44:40] maxmckillip: nice one
  241. [04:44:43] metaconstruct: m u r k e d
  242. [04:44:44] bananaburger: also nice
  243. [04:44:46] dajmasta: murdertonetim
  244. [04:44:48] dubiousrhino: hi tim
  245. [04:44:50] elagabaluscaesar: I smell chicken
  246. [04:44:55] theeyesofsyn92: Hey Tim and Chat
  247. [04:45:05] blondrobin: that backpack is going to kill you
  248. [04:45:05] bananaburger: not a great spot
  249. [04:45:07] metaconstruct: you gonna get popped
  250. [04:45:35] slice919: TIM
  251. [04:45:36] blondrobin: holy shit
  252. [04:45:36] metaconstruct: EEEE
  253. [04:45:37] dubiousrhino: TIM
  254. [04:45:38] vision_cs: HOLLY SHIT TIM
  255. [04:45:38] mogamepro: bamGG
  256. [04:45:39] thunderclaw5: grats!
  257. [04:45:39] dubiousrhino: YOU DID IT
  258. [04:45:39] bananaburger: Pog Champ
  259. [04:45:39] followthetraincj: YAY
  260. [04:45:39] sobeman1: TIM
  261. [04:45:39] maxmckillip: NICE JOB!
  262. [04:45:39] vision_cs: NICE
  263. [04:45:41] doubleguns: timOh SHIT
  264. [04:45:41] inayamander: timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus
  265. [04:45:41] mishmishaa_: WOW
  266. [04:45:42] savellon: cirMiku
  267. [04:45:43] senstrae: Chicken dinner!
  268. [04:45:43] dajmasta: sbzyChicken sbzyChicken sbzyChicken sbzyChicken sbzyChicken sbzyChicken sbzyChicken
  269. [04:45:44] elagabaluscaesar: PagChomp
  270. [04:45:44] followthetraincj: chicken dinner!!!!
  271. [04:45:45] it_is_fanatic: IS THAT HIM?
  272. [04:45:45] mishmishaa_: D
  273. [04:45:45] missfrann: HEY GOOD JOB <3
  274. [04:45:45] plutiestare: cirGasm
  275. [04:45:45] theeyesofsyn92: Congratulations!
  276. [04:45:45] shimmerfairy: \ timPlus /
  277. [04:45:46] santanadvxfan: timMinus timMinus timMinus timMinus timMinus timMinus timMinus timMinus
  278. [04:45:46] raynor_ex: CHICKEN!
  279. [04:45:46] sobeman1: timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus
  280. [04:45:46] skygtr350: timPlus
  281. [04:45:46] dubiousrhino: THREE CHEERS FOR TIM
  282. [04:45:47] pinguino: wait I missed it, do it again
  283. [04:45:48] mogamepro: miracles do happen
  284. [04:45:48] dajmasta: incGG
  285. [04:45:48] blondrobin: the other guys all failed to move up tim
  286. [04:45:50] gashapon: GJ!!
  287. [04:45:51] vision_cs: oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  288. [04:45:51] santanadvxfan: 8 kill win
  289. [04:45:52] skygtr350: someone died out of the zone like a fool
  290. [04:45:52] vision_cs: NICE
  291. [04:45:54] misterrogers187: formlessHype formlessHype formlessHype
  292. [04:45:55] dajmasta: nice work tim timPlus
  293. [04:45:58] foreverska: hip hip hooray
  294. [04:45:58] apathetic_divine: Yay!
  295. [04:45:58] thunderclaw5: how many chickens have you gotten?
  296. [04:45:59] blondrobin: they were scared of getting caught by you two
  297. [04:45:59] somenerd: Wooo
  298. [04:46:00] jencis0: I missed it..
  299. [04:46:01] vision_cs: timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus timPlus
  300. [04:46:02] franswahx: timQR
  301. [04:46:02] dajmasta: those were ballsy slug strats
  302. [04:46:05] giribot: yay!
  303. [04:46:05] raynor_ex: good job chickening
  304. [04:46:05] misterrogers187: formlessNuke formlessNuke
  305. [04:46:05] elagabaluscaesar: timMrBones TPTreat
  306. [04:46:08] inayamander: They were scared of your extended mag.
  307. [04:46:15] missfrann: you sounded so happy when you won that was adorable
  308. [04:46:18] blondrobin: tim has the biggest mag
  309. [04:46:19] dart133: gg, nicely done tim
  310. [04:46:24] gashapon: https://clips.twitch.tv/CooperativeAdorableLyrebirdCoolCat
  311. [04:46:26] dajmasta: his mag is hueg
  312. [04:46:29] pinguino: now do it in squads
  313. [04:46:33] vision_cs: timMrBones
  314. [04:46:33] misterrogers187: Ur 2nd guy killed the first guy u were shooting at
  315. [04:46:38] maxmckillip: whats highest kill count with a win?!? @StereotoneTim
  316. [04:46:40] skygtr350: timMrBones TPTreat
  317. [04:46:42] dajmasta: TPTreat timMrBones
  318. [04:46:44] vision_cs: steakR
  319. [04:46:45] elagabaluscaesar: TPTrick timClip
  320. [04:46:50] dajmasta: oh you gotta pay for that one?
  321. [04:46:51] theeasterferret: TPTrick timMrBones TPTreat
  322. [04:46:56] blondrobin: the last one died outside playzone
  323. [04:46:57] inayamander: "I have a huge mag." - Tim2017
  324. [04:47:02] dajmasta: yuge
  325. [04:47:05] blondrobin: they died at the last second, I saw the kill on the tracker
  326. [04:47:10] maxmckillip: @StereotoneTim congrats!
  327. [04:47:10] misterrogers187: Perfect timing. Awesome
  328. [04:47:11] skygtr350: Hill guy killed tree guy, you killed hill guy, someone died out of the playzone
  329. [04:47:12] elagabaluscaesar: It's free
  330. [04:47:12] jencis0: PowerUpL TPFufun PowerUpR
  331. [04:47:18] pinguino: tpYGOyugiboy TPTreat
  332. [04:47:25] popcorncolonel: why does mr bones have 3 arms tho
  333. [04:47:27] bananaburger: TPFufun
  334. [04:47:27] apathetic_divine: Is 8 the highest kill count so far in general?
  335. [04:47:31] plutiestare: TPTreat disgusting prime users
  336. [04:47:33] bananaburger: thats not what i wanted
  337. [04:47:39] bananaburger: oh its prime only?
  338. [04:47:40] popcorncolonel: gratz tim
  339. [04:47:41] skygtr350: timMrBones TPTreat
  340. [04:47:43] monotonetim: timMrBones TPTreat
  341. [04:47:50] savellon: DarkJebaited
  342. [04:47:56] maxmckillip: TPTreat TPTreat TPTreat
  343. [04:47:56] blondrobin: timMrBones TPTreat
  344. [04:47:57] somenerd: glhf
  345. [04:48:03] dajmasta: rip ears
  346. [04:48:06] omg_acronyms: tpExodiaface TPTreat
  347. [04:48:07] misterrogers187: Go for back to back
  348. [04:48:08] metaconstruct: this is a good emote TPFufun
  349. [04:48:11] bananaburger: i was lied to its not free
  350. [04:48:13] shimmerfairy: I don't get any, I'm expecting TPTreat
  351. [04:48:13] followthetraincj: timMrBones TPTreat
  352. [04:48:22] dajmasta: this is a good emote SabaPing
  353. [04:48:27] maxmckillip: PrimeRlyTho
  354. [04:48:29] skygtr350: From 1st to 89th
  355. [04:48:37] elagabaluscaesar: It's prime only, but it's not a lootbox emote
  356. [04:48:52] bananaburger: i dont even want to hear about lootbox emotes
  357. [04:49:00] bananaburger: what was twitch thinking when they did that?
  358. [04:49:12] dajmasta: they were thinking timDinero
  359. [04:49:23] metaconstruct: 96 people send to the shadow realm tpYGOyugiboy
  360. [04:49:26] dajmasta: loot bottom emotes they make the rockin world go round
  361. [04:50:01] bananaburger: its more that everyone is trying to make money off of it now
  362. [04:50:25] johnnymaq: there are worse things people spend money on
  363. [04:50:31] plutiestare: just enable a bunch of FFZ emotes tim, they're free after all cirThree
  364. [04:50:31] blondrobin: so what you're saying is the twitch emotes are communism that is destroying the evil of value
  365. [04:50:33] gamecynic: You don't miss Mario Golf?
  366. [04:50:33] bananaburger: oh yeah
  367. [04:50:35] johnnymaq: oh man
  368. [04:50:38] dajmasta: don't they still do that?
  369. [04:50:39] theaxel11: i really hate the loot box infection
  370. [04:50:41] skygtr350: They still do Monopoly every year don't they
  371. [04:50:45] bananaburger: i think they still do it from time to time
  372. [04:50:48] psychicassault: the monopoly thing is going on right now
  373. [04:50:55] psychicassault: in canada at least
  374. [04:51:01] mishmishaa_: ^^
  375. [04:51:06] skygtr350: No, it was all online
  376. [04:51:15] dajmasta: americans don't have time for filling a board
  377. [04:51:19] skygtr350: pieces had code that you did online
  378. [04:51:35] blondrobin: that's time you could spend eating MORE McDonaldsTM food
  379. [04:51:38] bl0cks: i liked it because even if the big prizes were a scam, you could still get free fries or burgers sometimes
  380. [04:51:47] it_is_fanatic: It's just a joke
  381. [04:51:57] theeyesofsyn92: I think it's matching up pieces or something of the sort, I remember the board one, because I remember when you matched sets up, you got free things, like food and whatnot
  382. [04:51:57] somenerd: French fries
  383. [04:52:01] skygtr350: timMinus
  384. [04:52:02] shimmerfairy: Only a mean MC could get a song stuck in your head.
  385. [04:52:04] missfrann: i have stay with me stuck in my head
  386. [04:52:10] bananaburger: theres a song you played that i shazamed that i really liked
  387. [04:52:18] slice919: i have tokyo tower in my head
  388. [04:52:19] dajmasta: if your mag stays extended for more than 4 rounds, please see a doctor
  389. [04:52:19] bananaburger: but the only copy of it i can find is on youtube
  390. [04:52:29] bananaburger: it was called say goodbye
  391. [04:52:34] gamecynic: I haven't eaten in McDonalds in years because every time I ate there it was ALWAYS worse than I remembered.
  392. [04:52:40] metaconstruct: number one in the world baby
  393. [04:52:45] shimmerfairy: timPlus
  394. [04:52:49] bananaburger: i had mcdonalds a few weeks ago
  395. [04:52:52] metaconstruct: timPlus timPlus
  396. [04:52:54] plutiestare: Undersea Super Train Marine Express is the only song you need in life!
  397. [04:52:55] misterrogers187: My family was a Burger King family
  398. [04:52:59] bananaburger: because thats like the only fast food place around me thats open 24 hours
  399. [04:53:00] gamecynic: timDad
  400. [04:53:03] maxmckillip: ever play first person? @StereotoneTim
  401. [04:53:05] elagabaluscaesar: Where are my Wendy's boys?
  402. [04:53:06] dajmasta: well if you eat there enough your expectations will be so low that it won't be worse any longer
  403. [04:53:11] bananaburger: and kind of the only fast food place around me in general
  404. [04:53:14] metaconstruct: dadorable
  405. [04:53:19] somenerd: Thanks McDonalds for saving Tims relationship with his dad
  406. [04:53:24] dajmasta: d'awwww
  407. [04:53:37] dajmasta: man, tim before he had this voice.... i have no idea
  408. [04:53:41] skygtr350: Always get Boardwalk and never Park Place
  409. [04:53:46] skygtr350: timMinus
  410. [04:53:57] shimmerfairy: Screw that, get the red squares!
  411. [04:54:15] theeyesofsyn92: I remember really long car trips with my mother, when she had a CB radio and decided to wander across the east coast.My mom and I would wind up gathering a bunch of those from stopping at McDonald's every so often
  412. [04:54:28] sobeman1: "tim being born" Hello mother, I am Tim. Where is my soylent
  413. [04:54:41] dajmasta: bullets per time interval
  414. [04:54:41] misterrogers187: I want to play monopoly the real game now, love spending 4hours playing that lol
  415. [04:54:46] theeyesofsyn92: I just remember finding out I was lactose intolerant because of a McDonalds Milkshake
  416. [04:54:55] shimmerfairy: Young Tim, the hit new CBS show. "Where is the soylent, mother?"
  417. [04:54:55] gamecynic: Anyone got any strong Halloween plans?
  418. [04:54:57] theeyesofsyn92: after consuming one
  419. [04:55:00] dajmasta: but mcdonald's shakes don't have any milk....
  420. [04:55:04] theeyesofsyn92: not caused by
  421. [04:55:09] theeyesofsyn92: you get what I mean
  422. [04:55:12] dajmasta: oh, that was the control?
  423. [04:55:26] bananaburger: whats a strong halloween plan?
  424. [04:55:26] skygtr350: The revolver with a silencer looks great LUL
  425. [04:55:33] shimmerfairy: @Misterrogers187 I like emulating the N64 Monopoly :P
  426. [04:55:44] dajmasta: labs = firing ranges?
  427. [04:55:49] gamecynic: idk. Stuff where you do things under the excuse of Halloween
  428. [04:55:58] bananaburger: not really
  429. [04:55:59] dajmasta: but can you 8x scope your silenced revolver?
  430. [04:56:01] bananaburger: when is halloween?
  431. [04:56:04] bananaburger: tuesday?
  432. [04:56:06] dajmasta: yes
  433. [04:56:10] shimmerfairy: the 31st
  434. [04:56:16] bananaburger: i mean i know that
  435. [04:56:29] bananaburger: i have one tomorrow
  436. [04:56:30] elagabaluscaesar: timFacts
  437. [04:56:33] dajmasta: it's the day when you see all the kids out at night demanding candy
  438. [04:56:34] somenerd: Halloween is whenever you're most drunk
  439. [04:56:38] gamecynic: Tim has good Halloween plans
  440. [04:56:43] bananaburger: im going to go buy discount candy the day after
  441. [04:56:45] metaconstruct: tuesday
  442. [04:56:46] plutiestare: we don't really do halloween in the UK, am i missing out chat?
  443. [04:56:48] bananaburger: i do that on valentines day too
  444. [04:56:51] seraphim_z: halloween is when your house gets TPed
  445. [04:56:53] misterrogers187: I can’t wait to see all the costumes, love Halloween
  446. [04:56:54] dajmasta: always stock up on candy after
  447. [04:56:58] dajmasta: fantastic idea
  448. [04:57:08] dajmasta: easter is the money holiday for candy
  449. [04:57:11] gamecynic: I'm just gonna get super drunk at a party tomorrow
  450. [04:57:12] bananaburger: clearance candy tastes the sweetest
  451. [04:57:24] dajmasta: cause you get cadbury chocolate mini eggs
  452. [04:57:28] exiledcat: magic is dead
  453. [04:57:31] bananaburger: halloween doesnt really have a lot of meaning to me anymore
  454. [04:57:33] skygtr350: Just steal all the good candy from your kids danShrug
  455. [04:57:45] bananaburger: now that i can just go out and buy candy myself
  456. [04:57:45] blondrobin: gun clones
  457. [04:57:46] johnnymaq: I forgot mario can't double jump, this sucks
  458. [04:57:52] followthetraincj: god how many elementary schools does this stupid city need
  459. [04:57:55] bananaburger: its like whats the opint
  460. [04:57:59] bananaburger: point*
  461. [04:58:05] misterrogers187: I love taking my little nephews around to houses they get so happy over little piece of candy lol
  462. [04:58:09] blondrobin: tim remember to reload your new extended mag
  463. [04:58:10] dajmasta: r u i n e d
  464. [04:58:14] skygtr350: timMinus
  465. [04:58:20] johnnymaq: sorry
  466. [04:58:21] rickeon: why do you need double jump when you can take over people's souls
  467. [04:58:21] theeyesofsyn92: I'm going to grab some big bags of candy, try and be that house who hands out stuff they'll actually like, and then watch Blade Runner and The Crow
  468. [04:58:33] tlink9: Actually he can triple jump
  469. [04:58:43] johnnymaq: it's better that you get let down now
  470. [04:58:53] dajmasta: the thought ends because you get shot?
  471. [04:58:58] bananaburger: what to kids in the city actually do for halloween?
  472. [04:59:00] shimmerfairy: That's where the thought ends because that's where your life ends. timBBQQT
  473. [04:59:09] psychicassault: I lived in the middle of nowhere so we never got trick or treaters, except one year when a homeschooled kid up the road knocked on our door. We had no candy to give out so my mom gave him an old horseshoe
  474. [04:59:14] theeyesofsyn92: Is Baltimore really that dangerous?
  475. [04:59:20] bananaburger: nice
  476. [04:59:22] dubiousrhino: Tim that is not a relatable problem
  477. [04:59:24] asakai: Parts
  478. [04:59:25] exiledcat: lab smell?
  479. [04:59:28] somenerd: Dress like a cop in Baltimore
  480. [04:59:39] misterrogers187: Lol I’m only an hour from Baltimore
  481. [04:59:50] blondrobin: psychosomantis
  482. [04:59:51] inayamander: psychosemantic?
  483. [05:00:01] elagabaluscaesar: psychosyntactic is what he meant
  484. [05:00:14] exiledcat: psychoschematic
  485. [05:00:17] shimmerfairy: psychosynaptic
  486. [05:00:22] dajmasta: psychomantisic
  487. [05:00:23] somenerd: Psychosomatic
  488. [05:00:24] inayamander: more like psychodramatic
  489. [05:00:25] it_is_fanatic: psychofanatic
  490. [05:00:29] pinguino: aww
  491. [05:00:29] skygtr350: LuL
  492. [05:00:30] blondrobin: YEAH
  493. [05:00:31] dubiousrhino: lmao
  494. [05:00:31] dajmasta: ran over YOU
  495. [05:00:41] exiledcat: took him out with you, nice
  496. [05:00:47] dajmasta: mystery murderer
  497. [05:00:54] inayamander: box
  498. [05:01:01] blondrobin: winners' winnings are automatically donated
  499. [05:01:02] gamecynic: No money for LOSERS
  500. [05:01:08] dajmasta: 1100 dollery-dos
  501. [05:01:10] misterrogers187: Government
  502. [05:01:19] dajmasta: the gubmint took it away
  503. [05:01:26] shimmerfairy: You landed on the Income Tax space.
  504. [05:01:27] exiledcat: you won 43rd place
  505. [05:01:27] somenerd: Gotta pave them roads
  506. [05:01:37] elagabaluscaesar: Baltimore has 100% income tax
  507. [05:01:40] dajmasta: gotta restock those houses
  508. [05:01:42] misterrogers187: That’s all u get after taxes
  509. [05:01:46] dajmasta: no income zone
  510. [05:02:18] dajmasta: just train the mice, tim
  511. [05:02:20] dajmasta: you have plenty
  512. [05:02:39] blondrobin: if the mice could do it would you spare them as a reward
  513. [05:02:47] turnsie: If anything I feel like Tim should be giving the mice massages
  514. [05:03:01] elagabaluscaesar: New project: grow mice with big primate arms
  515. [05:03:08] exiledcat: no mice left behind
  516. [05:03:11] dajmasta: tim is a man of science
  517. [05:03:19] johnnymaq: propose a theory that continuous massage can cure depression
  518. [05:03:26] dajmasta: he will not coddle a mouse that is sucking up
  519. [05:03:42] exiledcat: mice-age
  520. [05:03:46] johnnymaq: but you'd probably end up massaging the mice
  521. [05:04:23] blondrobin: that is the nicest micro-uzi ever
  522. [05:04:29] blondrobin: are you happy to have it
  523. [05:04:36] elagabaluscaesar: The poor Drosophila students don't get to give massages at all
  524. [05:05:22] blondrobin: should've put all your uzi mods on the UMP
  525. [05:05:25] misterrogers187: There’s a massage school near me and I go get 15$ massages all the time cuz it’s them practicing
  526. [05:05:38] shimmerfairy: what is Drosophila?
  527. [05:06:04] theeyesofsyn92: I made chicken
  528. [05:06:06] theeyesofsyn92: and rice
  529. [05:06:08] dajmasta: esportsmantonetim
  530. [05:06:13] theeyesofsyn92: but not for dinner
  531. [05:06:19] blondrobin: and prophylactic
  532. [05:06:19] bananaburger: what esports team are you going to sign with?
  533. [05:06:30] dajmasta: the monoteam
  534. [05:06:43] theeyesofsyn92: aren't tomatoes out of season right now
  535. [05:06:48] theeyesofsyn92: well, most varieties
  536. [05:06:56] theeyesofsyn92: apples are on sale though
  537. [05:07:01] popcorncolonel: infantrate
  538. [05:07:05] elagabaluscaesar: It only plays single player games from 1997
  539. [05:07:11] dajmasta: pro-ducer
  540. [05:07:51] plutiestare: tim is only an amateur food blogger after all
  541. [05:08:07] blondrobin: tim is a conniseur of fine food bloggers
  542. [05:08:11] theeyesofsyn92: I'm not a "pro" I do garden for a hobby though, I'm sure there is a variety of winter harvest tomatoes, but you'd need a pretty warm climate
  543. [05:08:15] theeyesofsyn92: D
  544. [05:08:32] dajmasta: tim is the top of the food review food chain
  545. [05:08:37] bananaburger: you're probably his biggest fan
  546. [05:08:38] blondrobin: i thought you supported bob from food use
  547. [05:08:41] blondrobin: are you betraying him
  548. [05:08:55] dajmasta: his love for bob comes out as slanderous critique
  549. [05:09:34] theeyesofsyn92: When you care about someone's content, sometimes a bit of constructive feedback is needed
  550. [05:09:37] theeyesofsyn92: or whatever
  551. [05:09:40] theeyesofsyn92: I don't know
  552. [05:09:50] theeyesofsyn92: I just like to garden man
  553. [05:10:23] dajmasta: red zone, tim
  554. [05:11:14] gosupancake: I think there was somebody in the abiilting
  555. [05:11:17] gosupancake: the one youre going int o
  556. [05:12:55] dajmasta: liar!
  557. [05:13:09] dajmasta: not the last one timBBQQT
  558. [05:13:16] gosupancake: weird, thought I saw movement in the window from across the road
  559. [05:13:44] gosupancake: Ill take my ban now
  560. [05:14:06] troxior: no cheeck pad pickup?
  561. [05:14:41] troxior: Yeah it was in the house, no worrries.
  562. [05:15:05] skygtr350: timMinus
  563. [05:15:28] skygtr350: I like the extended mag on the tommy gun
  564. [05:15:29] troxior: You gonna pop something else pretty soon.
  565. [05:15:32] skygtr350: quality texture there
  566. [05:15:44] slice919: Tommy can only fit silencers for some reason
  567. [05:16:20] blondrobin: Why in the crazy is Tim not using an actual scope on the skis
  568. [05:16:25] dajmasta: machetetonetim
  569. [05:16:37] dajmasta: salting the earth wherever he goes
  570. [05:17:00] skygtr350: It's an S12k
  571. [05:17:14] blondrobin: Oh, i was mistaking it for the similarly named sniper
  572. [05:17:58] exiledcat: taking the scenic route i see
  573. [05:18:10] followthetraincj: livin large
  574. [05:18:31] slice919: Nah
  575. [05:18:32] blondrobin: Now you really need that gas!
  576. [05:18:33] skygtr350: The extended mag just hanging out of the bottom of the Tommy's drum LUL
  577. [05:19:00] blondrobin: No
  578. [05:19:05] blondrobin: It was a sarcastic comment
  579. [05:19:16] skygtr350: Esports ready game timBBQQT
  580. [05:22:35] shackledpurse: Take. It. Off.
  581. [05:22:56] skygtr350: How many bits for a private session without a shirt? 🤔
  582. [05:23:56] gamecynic: TactictoneTim
  583. [05:24:17] shackledpurse: Tactical magazine haha
  584. [05:24:51] skygtr350: those are tactical too
  585. [05:24:54] communismfordummies: Metal Gear?!
  586. [05:26:03] anonymousv8: theses spicy noodles are.. hot
  587. [05:26:46] gamecynic: You might be able to get to a better position... but idk I've never played this personally
  588. [05:26:48] skygtr350: Metal Gear Survive got a release date. I'm sure it'll be a great addition to the franchise
  589. [05:27:10] blondrobin: What the hell happened
  590. [05:27:26] blondrobin: Like six people all died outside play zone in rapid succession
  591. [05:28:07] gamecynic: Starfish in the middle of the road and no one will notice. Trust me.
  592. [05:28:39] smarioman: Reminds me of those poor highway turtles.
  593. [05:29:05] elagabaluscaesar: timDinero timDinero timDinero
  594. [05:29:18] thatguydaniel: How rude of that person. Never kill someone taking a dirt nap
  595. [05:30:11] rickeon: mario is new
  596. [05:30:14] bananaburger: mario but we already mentioned that
  597. [05:30:15] shackledpurse: Mario
  598. [05:30:28] dubiousrhino: wolfenstein?
  599. [05:30:35] bananaburger: mario is really the only thing worth talking about
  600. [05:30:40] blondrobin: nothing is new, all things are static and will remain so until the end of time
  601. [05:30:48] shimmerfairy: What about Sonic Forces?
  602. [05:30:49] smarioman: New Super Mario Bros. will always be new. That's the genius of it.
  603. [05:30:52] rickeon: new assassin's creed
  604. [05:31:01] bl0cks: mama mia
  605. [05:31:02] dubiousrhino: new wolfenstein is new
  606. [05:31:07] somersault_: uhhh .hack is new
  607. [05:31:19] skygtr350: Oh god Sonic Forces
  608. [05:31:25] smarioman: There's a Sonic Forces demo I've been seeing.
  609. [05:31:27] skygtr350: did you see the Sonic Forces Switch controller skin?
  610. [05:31:28] bananaburger: sega does what nintendont
  611. [05:31:42] rickeon: you can roll around in mario, sonic is obsolete
  612. [05:32:04] gashapon: Will you play Sonic Forces on the main channel?
  613. [05:32:14] skygtr350: http://nintendoeverything.com/wp-content/uploads/sonic-forces-launch.jpg
  614. [05:32:36] greasydratini: you have the comic chat for it
  615. [05:32:37] skygtr350: P5 hat
  616. [05:33:08] elagabaluscaesar: Tim's "de-backlogging" plan seems to suffer from Zeno's Paradox.
  617. [05:33:38] benaffieck: big fan of that fro tim
  618. [05:33:40] bananaburger: oh wow that controller
  619. [05:34:10] smarioman: Lies! You could be de-backlogging now, but you play this instead.
  620. [05:34:18] turnsie: and the having a face
  621. [05:34:36] elagabaluscaesar: This computer simulation shows what a hypothetical Tim face would look like
  622. [05:34:36] mishmishaa_: a red headed italian tho? does that happen?
  623. [05:34:47] ipangrazio: I have red hair
  624. [05:34:54] ipangrazio: I'm kinda Italian
  625. [05:34:58] skygtr350: You already do that though timOh
  626. [05:35:45] omg_acronyms: you gave up on the crossbow dream real quick
  627. [05:36:29] exiledcat: sick tricks yo
  628. [05:36:36] shackledpurse: perfect
  629. [05:36:46] shackledpurse: 5/7
  630. [05:36:49] omg_acronyms: perfectly executed 10/10
  631. [05:37:37] domaspiragas: You did look cooler. You should do it again.
  632. [05:37:44] elagabaluscaesar: Did you grow up in the Gulf War or something?
  633. [05:37:49] exiledcat: you could cover yourself in bandaids for halloween
  634. [05:37:54] smarioman: Did the other kids think you were cool at least?
  635. [05:37:57] rickeon: flesh colored band aids
  636. [05:38:11] sungiant_: why are light up shoes not allowed for adults anyways
  637. [05:38:14] sungiant_: wheres the rules for that
  638. [05:38:18] rickeon: how often have you close examined someone's hands
  639. [05:38:32] bananaburger: adults expose their wounds to the elements
  640. [05:38:35] bananaburger: because they can handle it
  641. [05:38:39] smarioman: @sungiant_ I've seen adult light up shoes. They have USB charging and everything.
  642. [05:38:44] sungiant_: infections are a sign of weakness
  643. [05:38:50] bananaburger: ^
  644. [05:38:56] sungiant_: if your bandaid wound gets infected you deserve to die
  645. [05:39:03] omg_acronyms: as a person that is forced to use a box cutter for work i wear many bandaids to work
  646. [05:39:06] tifakitteh: Use leeches to clean the evil inside you
  647. [05:39:20] sungiant_: do you ever start new meds and just like stare at your hands and kinda wonder why theyre there
  648. [05:39:22] rickeon: I've cut or burnt myself cooking a bunch of times and needed a bandaid
  649. [05:39:25] communismfordummies: I used lsd once and dissociated with my hands, now I have to check if they're mine constantly
  650. [05:39:43] sungiant_: yeah like how did my hands get here anyways
  651. [05:39:46] tifakitteh: Were they not yours once, Communism
  652. [05:39:48] sungiant_: i didnt put them there
  653. [05:39:51] smarioman: I think they even have an app that lets you set up the light colors and sequences.
  654. [05:39:57] exiledcat: explodes, then you just fly to your destination
  655. [05:39:57] communismfordummies: I mean, I grew them myself
  656. [05:40:17] sungiant_: your gunning to running ratio is off
  657. [05:40:30] bananaburger: i like that the red zone is actually dangerous now
  658. [05:40:39] apathetic_divine: @StereotoneTim Did you say on an earlier stream that your AliExpress order was lost in the mail? Have they located it yet?
  659. [05:40:59] dajmasta: the petal to the meddle
  660. [05:41:13] followthetraincj: pedal to the flower
  661. [05:41:13] communismfordummies: the pedal to the mcgriddle?
  662. [05:41:18] tifakitteh: Is it the FFXIV catgirl outfit
  663. [05:41:26] dajmasta: peddling kids
  664. [05:41:45] omg_acronyms: is it based on kamen rider?
  665. [05:41:45] dajmasta: traveling cyclist peddlers
  666. [05:41:50] shackledpurse: meddling peddlers
  667. [05:42:00] apathetic_divine: I thought it was the Dangan-whatever one...
  668. [05:42:01] communismfordummies: pedalphilia, sexual attraction to bicycles
  669. [05:42:09] followthetraincj: wait whoa whoa whoa
  670. [05:42:14] followthetraincj: what FFXIV outfit
  671. [05:42:16] dajmasta: and i would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling peddlers!
  672. [05:42:22] followthetraincj: i love XIV i play it all the time because i have no life
  673. [05:42:35] tifakitteh: What datacenter, Cj
  674. [05:42:37] dajmasta: you don't sit on it, tim, you take it for a ride timClip
  675. [05:42:43] skygtr350: Since you missed it last time Tim http://nintendoeverything.com/wp-content/uploads/sonic-forces-launch.jpg
  676. [05:42:46] dajmasta: spooky.
  677. [05:43:13] skygtr350: You can look cool like Joker timClip
  678. [05:43:21] dajmasta: don't forget him
  679. [05:43:21] sungiant_: tim you made me spend 30 dollars on cities skylines
  680. [05:43:29] tifakitteh: Can you select the Likes and Dislikes of your Sonic Forces OC
  681. [05:43:39] gamecynic: Joker the Hedgehog
  682. [05:43:40] sungiant_: i dont know i just got the DLC
  683. [05:43:43] smarioman: Can you make your character look like a knock off Sonic?
  684. [05:43:55] sungiant_: hey my cities are a mess you wouldnt like them
  685. [05:43:58] mogamepro: but I am doing it wrong
  686. [05:44:01] sungiant_: theyhre special and unique
  687. [05:44:10] raynor_ex: it would be surprising if you managed to make your chraracter ~not~ look like a knockoff sonic
  688. [05:44:11] sungiant_: curvy
  689. [05:44:27] sungiant_: dumpsters with trains in them
  690. [05:44:31] gamecynic: Tim is so edgy tonight
  691. [05:44:47] dajmasta: timEdge
  692. [05:44:56] sungiant_: timEdge happens and ill sub
  693. [05:45:00] tifakitteh: So edgy I cut myself when I came into the stream
  694. [05:45:07] tifakitteh: As opposed to when I came onto the stream
  695. [05:45:17] dajmasta: metadimensional knife
  696. [05:45:26] dajmasta: you make timFace but give it an emo haircut
  697. [05:45:27] q1s2: spiritual knife
  698. [05:45:35] tifakitteh: 1000°C knife
  699. [05:45:47] dajmasta: gone sexual
  700. [05:45:58] dajmasta: tim's gone straight to the big house
  701. [05:46:01] sungiant_: probabalistically
  702. [05:46:04] dajmasta: this is the police
  703. [05:46:08] sungiant_: good word tim had too look that up
  704. [05:46:24] dajmasta: didn't get the backpack?
  705. [05:47:02] dajmasta: a floor down, i think
  706. [05:47:17] sungiant_: nice
  707. [05:47:19] tifakitteh: S T I F F oh
  708. [05:47:22] elagabaluscaesar: timBin
  709. [05:47:24] sungiant_: sounds like a good show
  710. [05:47:24] dajmasta: scared stiff timClip
  711. [05:47:27] exiledcat: what are garbage children
  712. [05:47:36] dajmasta: timBin timKid
  713. [05:47:51] shackledpurse: they go from 6 o'clock straight to midnight!
  714. [05:47:56] gamecynic: Do you still have open emote slots, Tim? Or are they all filled now?
  715. [05:47:57] dajmasta: tim would be a top 10 garbo child for sure
  716. [05:48:06] bananaburger: so you'd just be snarky with everyone?
  717. [05:48:19] dajmasta: kids, tim, they're fooling kids
  718. [05:48:42] gamecynic: timQR
  719. [05:48:43] ipangrazio: They don't put the snarky ones on TV cause they beat them
  720. [05:49:06] domaspiragas: You're the guy that goes to the jump scare "haunted houses" and stares the actors in the face rather than playing along.
  721. [05:49:10] dajmasta: get rekt, children
  722. [05:49:24] sungiant_: why are these people so bad
  723. [05:49:25] bl0cks: theyre not allowed to physically touch you, and also it doesn't actually discourage trouble behaviour
  724. [05:49:26] dajmasta: dood
  725. [05:50:02] shackledpurse: you shot him
  726. [05:50:21] followthetraincj: fiend
  727. [05:50:39] bl0cks: next episode of making a murderer
  728. [05:50:40] smarioman: I have video evidence.
  729. [05:50:43] gamecynic: Present evidence to show that Tim shot the man
  730. [05:50:44] bl0cks: did tim shoot the man?
  731. [05:51:09] smarioman: And nearly 200 eyewitnesses.
  732. [05:51:25] gamecynic: I didn't see shit
  733. [05:51:36] plcx: slope too steep
  734. [05:51:42] tifakitteh: I cannot say for sure if I said something or not
  735. [05:51:55] smarioman: Nice bushwhacking.
  736. [05:51:55] tifakitteh: ... if I saw something
  737. [05:52:07] mrzorage: Tim you not playing Mario like a cool kid
  738. [05:52:21] sungiant_: what a bad playter
  739. [05:52:24] sungiant_: who are these people
  740. [05:52:25] theletter8: hello Tim and chat
  741. [05:52:32] tifakitteh: Hello eight
  742. [05:53:16] benaffieck: hi 8
  743. [05:53:53] skygtr350: sharp pan
  744. [05:54:13] tifakitteh: Has anyone ever tested how many times you'd need to hit a tire with a frying pan IRL
  745. [05:54:29] smarioman: @tifakitteh probably.
  746. [05:54:32] somersault_: atleast 2
  747. [05:54:44] skygtr350: timMinus
  748. [05:54:50] gamecynic: rip mythbusters
  749. [05:54:54] thunderclaw5: that's more a thing for matpat tbh
  750. [05:55:11] dajmasta: a nice 3x scope timClip
  751. [05:55:14] sungiant_: living under a rock probably
  752. [05:55:17] skygtr350: maybe kipkay can do a life hack on pans and tires timQR
  753. [05:55:18] turnsie: Grant Imahara is wasting his life with the robot nonsense
  754. [05:55:19] tifakitteh: We could ask kipkay
  755. [05:55:20] turnsie: Maybe he'll do it
  756. [05:55:21] tifakitteh: Damnit
  757. [05:55:21] sungiant_: eating penguins
  758. [05:55:36] dajmasta: XXX scope
  759. [05:55:38] skygtr350: 15X is odd timClip
  760. [05:55:51] bananaburger: i hope so
  761. [05:56:07] gamecynic: Good win
  762. [05:56:09] xstone567: welp
  763. [05:56:09] dajmasta: "after i win this round"
  764. [05:56:12] exiledcat: time to look it up
  765. [05:56:18] dajmasta: hubris literally killed him
  766. [05:56:20] turnsie: Wow, he was in more than one
  767. [05:56:24] smarioman: That's a victory in my book.
  768. [05:56:51] tifakitteh: Hubris killed the cat
  769. [05:56:56] dajmasta: timVictory = timMrBones
  770. [05:57:08] bananaburger: im prepared to laugh
  771. [05:57:12] bananaburger: OH YEAH
  772. [05:57:14] bananaburger: now i remember
  773. [05:57:24] sungiant_: ive never seen this wtf
  774. [05:57:47] sungiant_: watch the gorbachev pizza hut ad after this
  775. [05:57:49] bananaburger: maybe i can enjoy mcdonalds fries again!
  776. [05:57:50] dajmasta: the truth about french fries
  777. [05:57:56] shimmerfairy: THE T R U T H TheIlluminati
  778. [05:58:06] dajmasta: eye wand two believe
  779. [05:58:25] shimmerfairy: Simplot?
  780. [05:58:34] tifakitteh: I like how they have a fake process to show to people to make it romantic
  781. [05:58:53] skygtr350: timMinus
  782. [05:58:58] dubiousrhino: Tim I have to mute your stream b/c I do not want to listen to 5 minutes of grant talking about french fries
  783. [05:59:05] bananaburger: you can eat them RIGHT now
  784. [05:59:05] miracleflare: no, they're caterpillar husks. mystery solved
  785. [05:59:13] dajmasta: i was, tim
  786. [05:59:24] smarioman: McDonald's uses synthetic potatoes formed using hazardous chemicals.
  787. [05:59:31] ipangrazio: McDonald's corporate is clueless Tim
  788. [05:59:32] smarioman: Duh.
  789. [05:59:33] johnnymaq: that was a great face
  790. [05:59:34] skygtr350: Adding chemicals to potatos
  791. [05:59:36] xstone567: same lmao
  792. [05:59:37] sungiant_: she has more of an upward inflection than valley girls
  793. [05:59:39] tifakitteh: Potatoes are GMOs
  794. [05:59:45] goat_attack: ah yes everyone's favorite: ingredients
  795. [05:59:48] bananaburger: hahahaha
  796. [06:00:01] shimmerfairy: they taste really good, Grant? Then why did you stop eating McD's?
  797. [06:00:11] bananaburger: guilt
  798. [06:00:21] miracleflare: you're thinking of our burrito eggs
  799. [06:00:25] bananaburger: CUHRAZY
  800. [06:00:28] shimmerfairy: K R A Z Y
  801. [06:00:31] dajmasta: curazy
  802. [06:00:31] dubiousrhino: this is extremely boring
  803. [06:00:33] bananaburger: this is so scripted
  804. [06:00:36] ethernetseeds: CRAZY TAXI FRIES
  805. [06:00:40] dajmasta: yuge
  806. [06:00:41] tifakitteh: So why did they show some parts of the process backwards
  807. [06:00:43] johnnymaq: it's a boring 'how is ti made' episode
  808. [06:00:53] sungiant_: gmos make you grow taller
  809. [06:00:54] bananaburger: excuse me?
  810. [06:00:58] coldie48: i am a potato
  811. [06:00:59] skygtr350: Potatoes are people timMinus
  812. [06:01:00] dajmasta: i'm a potato and i post in chat like a person
  813. [06:01:09] dubiousrhino: can't believe Grant sold out this hard
  814. [06:01:09] missfrann: and they return to dirt
  815. [06:01:09] exiledcat: i just ate a potato today
  816. [06:01:10] shimmerfairy: Soylent Green is Potatoes. timBBQQT
  817. [06:01:15] smarioman: We're eating people? This is worse than Soylent.
  818. [06:01:15] sungiant_: i respect grant for this
  819. [06:01:19] bananaburger: they're making grant work?
  820. [06:01:20] dajmasta: mac fries?
  821. [06:01:30] bananaburger: and you call yourself a scientist?
  822. [06:01:31] tifakitteh: You either sellout or you sink into oblivion
  823. [06:01:34] bananaburger: oh my god
  824. [06:01:35] skygtr350: That's a person
  825. [06:01:37] johnnymaq: wow potatoes
  826. [06:01:44] sungiant_: they murdered that person
  827. [06:01:46] sungiant_: in cold blood
  828. [06:01:47] bananaburger: listen i have nothing against mcdonalds fries
  829. [06:01:50] ethernetseeds: man these McDonalds™ fries are great
  830. [06:01:51] bananaburger: but wow this is just
  831. [06:01:53] dajmasta: he reverse engineered cut potatoes
  832. [06:01:55] shimmerfairy: To this. Potato.
  833. [06:02:00] dajmasta: what revolutionary research
  834. [06:02:07] sungiant_: tim have you seen the Mikhail Gorbachev pizza hut ad
  835. [06:02:09] tifakitteh: This is just what
  836. [06:02:10] xstone567: someone really asked that question
  837. [06:02:24] followthetraincj: when you have to prove
  838. [06:02:27] sooperman23: that is not reverse engineering, that was just a backwards tour...
  839. [06:02:28] tifakitteh: I mean, anything is food if you're hungry enough
  840. [06:02:29] followthetraincj: your food is made of real food
  841. [06:02:33] followthetraincj: then i hink theres a problem
  842. [06:02:33] seraphim_z: McRib 🤢
  843. [06:02:37] shimmerfairy: EVOLVE
  844. [06:02:48] miracleflare: this toothpaste in my mouth could be food
  845. [06:02:54] sungiant_: haHAA
  846. [06:03:11] dajmasta: less pixels to render that way
  847. [06:03:16] bananaburger: alright mcdonalds burgers arent very good
  848. [06:03:23] skygtr350: Again?
  849. [06:03:25] shimmerfairy: again?
  850. [06:03:29] tifakitteh: I get sick almost everytime I eat Mcdonalds
  851. [06:03:29] johnnymaq: dosh, grab it while it's hot
  852. [06:03:33] shimmerfairy: timClip
  853. [06:03:41] ethernetseeds: man this McDonald's™ cheeseburger™ sure is great while sitting here in my local McDonald's™ restaurant
  854. [06:03:42] dajmasta: timLewd
  855. [06:03:47] bananaburger: i mean
  856. [06:03:51] skygtr350: beef "trimmings"
  857. [06:03:53] miracleflare: i can't believe i had a crush on this guy when i was 11
  858. [06:03:53] johnnymaq: are eyes not beef?
  859. [06:03:53] dubiousrhino: Tim this is the worst thing you've ever done on stream
  860. [06:04:02] missfrann: if you trim the beef does it grow back?
  861. [06:04:02] bananaburger: THIS IS REAL MEAT!
  862. [06:04:07] ipangrazio: It's the extra fatty parts
  863. [06:04:13] ipangrazio: For maximum cheapness
  864. [06:04:23] bananaburger: we do use it in other products though
  865. [06:04:23] followthetraincj: this is for idiots
  866. [06:04:30] miracleflare: the pink slime goes into the apple pies of course
  867. [06:04:32] sooperman23: it's real "beef"
  868. [06:04:35] rickeon: I've never understood what was wrong with the pink slime
  869. [06:04:39] missfrann: how do you know tim
  870. [06:04:41] ethernetseeds: McDonald's Radium™
  871. [06:04:41] dajmasta: everyone knows the pink slime is the stawberry shake
  872. [06:04:43] masterglitch: pink slime is in the chicken nuggets
  873. [06:04:50] missfrann: have u ever taken your geiger counter to mcdonalds
  874. [06:04:55] skygtr350: it goes into a freezer
  875. [06:04:56] bananaburger: mcnuggets are my guilty pleasure
  876. [06:05:01] miracleflare: same
  877. [06:05:05] johnnymaq: beef out is what the knockoff meat freakazoid says to transform
  878. [06:05:08] masterglitch: and notice she said there's no pink slime *in the burgers*, she never said they flat out don't use it...
  879. [06:05:08] ipangrazio: I just love how "Chicken Flavor" is an ingredient in the nuggets
  880. [06:05:27] sooperman23: call wendys, they are freezing their meat
  881. [06:05:29] ethernetseeds: McDonald's burger replicating
  882. [06:05:32] exiledcat: that's how i cook
  883. [06:05:34] missfrann: he's a hamburger scientist
  884. [06:05:38] skygtr350: You never know if you're cooking the Uranium burger
  885. [06:05:40] masterglitch: OSHA is a bitch, man
  886. [06:05:41] aauxillia: Boring real meat burgers, where are the ones made with radioactive isotopes?
  887. [06:05:44] miracleflare: sometimes the burgers explode
  888. [06:05:49] dajmasta: in case you have to fight it to the death
  889. [06:05:50] tifakitteh: In case the meat mutates and comes to life, and tries to fuse with pink slime with his brain
  890. [06:05:56] rickeon: they have to protect themselves from the vengeful cow ghosts
  891. [06:05:59] omg_acronyms: becauyse they pulled him opff the line, you think they actually use that kitchen?
  892. [06:06:08] bananaburger: look at all of that special sauce
  893. [06:06:12] bananaburger: the moment of truth?
  894. [06:06:14] miracleflare: THE mickey d??
  895. [06:06:17] bananaburger: its a big mac my man
  896. [06:06:28] johnnymaq: describe taste
  897. [06:06:31] ethernetseeds: how much money did they pay him?
  898. [06:06:36] dajmasta: 2 months and 100 lbs later
  899. [06:06:37] bananaburger: wow this big mac is very mediocre
  900. [06:06:38] skygtr350: tastes like a crappy fast food burger
  901. [06:06:40] turnsie: I've never seen a big mac that big
  902. [06:06:44] dajmasta: timOh , this is why it's been 15 years
  903. [06:06:46] sungiant_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
  904. [06:06:47] sungiant_: tim
  905. [06:06:48] miracleflare: it's falling apart in my hands, needs more slime to hold it together
  906. [06:06:50] omg_acronyms: at least 6 bucks @EthernetSeeds
  907. [06:06:53] aauxillia: He's doing it wrong, he needs to be in his car eating
  908. [06:06:57] slice919: What does he know that we dont 🤔
  909. [06:07:08] johnnymaq: is his eyebrow always raised?
  910. [06:07:11] miracleflare: ronald is in the nuggets
  911. [06:07:11] ethernetseeds: psh, I would have done it for a Big Mac™
  912. [06:07:14] bananaburger: ronald mcdonald retired
  913. [06:07:17] dajmasta: what is the ratio of chicken to mcnugget in a chicken mcnugget?
  914. [06:07:22] dubiousrhino: why does Grant do this surely he could make more money with his fucking robotics background
  915. [06:07:26] ipangrazio: Meat scientist
  916. [06:07:29] ipangrazio: I want that job
  917. [06:07:33] dajmasta: timOh
  918. [06:07:35] miracleflare: 🐔
  919. [06:07:39] bananaburger: something something soylent green
  920. [06:07:41] shimmerfairy: Soylent McNuggets is people.
  921. [06:07:54] tifakitteh: Every guy everywhere is a meat scientist
  922. [06:07:57] tifakitteh: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
  923. [06:07:57] dajmasta: is that an anaconda?
  924. [06:08:00] bananaburger: but what it is it used in?
  925. [06:08:09] bananaburger: also it looks like some pretty good strawberry ice cream
  926. [06:08:11] reddy_colm: fake news
  927. [06:08:18] dajmasta: his mind is easily blown
  928. [06:08:20] ethernetseeds: chickens are real?
  929. [06:08:23] followthetraincj: my god
  930. [06:08:26] followthetraincj: they cut chicken?!
  931. [06:08:27] bananaburger: wow a real chicken
  932. [06:08:34] ipangrazio: Being the chicken cutter must be a terrible job
  933. [06:08:38] missfrann: there's no way they have people do that and not robots
  934. [06:08:41] raynor_ex: confirmed: chicken is involved in the process of making chicken nuggets
  935. [06:08:43] tifakitteh: Fake, machines do all the work, not humans
  936. [06:08:44] idklolorly: why isnt it automated
  937. [06:08:46] dajmasta: then do you put lotion on the skin?
  938. [06:08:47] miracleflare: the pink slime is what we feed the chickens of course
  939. [06:08:59] bananaburger: so where does the slime come in?
  940. [06:08:59] dajmasta: beaks would be gritty
  941. [06:09:05] johnnymaq: iirc pink slime like that is an additive in ground beef
  942. [06:09:06] miracleflare: sometimes a head
  943. [06:09:07] smarioman: Maybe they can't generalize the process for all chickens.
  944. [06:09:07] followthetraincj: this looks disgusting
  945. [06:09:09] hulio826: Wow Grant shilled the fuck out
  946. [06:09:14] followthetraincj: i don't care if it's all meat
  947. [06:09:15] skygtr350: pink slime
  948. [06:09:16] dajmasta: i mean, it's ground meat
  949. [06:09:16] followthetraincj: it looks disgusting
  950. [06:09:20] hulio826: I'm eating god dammit
  951. [06:09:23] dajmasta: of course it looks disgusting
  952. [06:09:27] miracleflare: now i want a turkey burger
  953. [06:09:39] ethernetseeds: you expect meat in a nugget?
  954. [06:09:40] raynor_ex: here's 4 types of chicken meat, so now let's turn it into chicken slop
  955. [06:09:42] dajmasta: a giant chicken flavored lava lamp
  956. [06:09:59] sungiant_: real water
  957. [06:10:06] shimmerfairy: Salt increases flavor? FAKE!
  958. [06:10:08] dajmasta: an antioxidant LUL
  959. [06:10:20] smarioman: She says it's the same so often, it's actually making me more suspicious that there's switching going on.
  960. [06:10:26] dajmasta: "meat"
  961. [06:10:28] missfrann: no it looks pretty similar
  962. [06:10:31] miracleflare: can he make a battlebot to automate this process?
  963. [06:10:34] missfrann: grand please
  964. [06:10:39] billielethargy: breader
  965. [06:10:41] dajmasta: could use a little pink food coloring
  966. [06:10:49] sooperman23: gross, gimme my pink slime back
  967. [06:10:53] johnnymaq: they didn't even talk about the different shapes
  968. [06:11:01] shimmerfairy: a blend of 11 herbs and spices
  969. [06:11:04] dajmasta: no rice flower in tempura?
  970. [06:11:07] miracleflare: man i just wanna learn how to recreate the texture of the coating
  971. [06:11:21] rickeon: I kind of want chicken nuggets now
  972. [06:11:25] turnsie: ten-pyura
  973. [06:11:29] raynor_ex: is this the nug jiggler?
  974. [06:11:35] missfrann: i got some nuggets from a pizza place here and they were disgusting
  975. [06:11:38] reddy_colm: that's the point of the video
  976. [06:11:39] raynor_ex: where bad and naughty children get put?
  977. [06:11:41] bananaburger: any szechuan sauce?
  978. [06:11:45] dajmasta: restaurant
  979. [06:11:48] johnnymaq: mcnuggets are still great, cause you cant do it yourself even if you know how to cook
  980. [06:11:49] sunburnn: look at those nuggets dancing
  981. [06:11:54] johnnymaq: factory goodness
  982. [06:12:12] skygtr350: Make sure it isn't fully cooked
  983. [06:12:13] ethernetseeds: job sounds awful
  984. [06:12:23] bananaburger: "pick up on a chicken flavor"
  985. [06:12:27] dajmasta: it has to taste like chicken
  986. [06:12:37] reddy_colm: what if he said finger lickn good
  987. [06:12:37] dajmasta: good criteria
  988. [06:12:42] dubiousrhino: Tim please no more
  989. [06:12:43] shimmerfairy: Celery Notes, a sequel to Pet Sounds?
  990. [06:12:50] missfrann: i'd sell out for pretty much anything tbh
  991. [06:12:58] sooperman23: my job is to have a perm. stomach ache...
  992. [06:13:01] dajmasta: now to bob's trip to the mcnugget factory parking lot
  993. [06:13:08] reddy_colm: I AM NOT A ROBOT
  994. [06:13:08] shimmerfairy: I WAS THERE IN THE TRENCHES
  995. [06:13:09] billielethargy: i wish it was thigh meat though
  996. [06:13:17] miracleflare: where does the dark meat go
  997. [06:13:19] gruesomeencore: no way
  998. [06:13:27] bananaburger: didnt they used to use dark meat too?
  999. [06:13:32] raynor_ex: hey, the mc rib is back
  1000. [06:13:36] bananaburger: LuL
  1001. [06:13:40] tagsdc: lol
  1002. [06:13:40] gashapon: I remember when McNuggets weren’t only made of white meat
  1003. [06:13:42] shimmerfairy: new hold on screen
  1004. [06:13:43] johnnymaq: haha
  1005. [06:13:43] ilissos: sound of freshness
  1006. [06:13:45] skygtr350: nice sound
  1007. [06:13:46] dajmasta: TEAR ITS FLESH AND BONE
  1008. [06:13:46] billielethargy: LuL
  1009. [06:13:49] sungiant_: like a sausage
  1010. [06:13:54] missfrann: rip and tear
  1011. [06:13:56] dajmasta: like an apple
  1012. [06:14:01] masterglitch: @Gashapon i miss the dark meat honestly
  1013. [06:14:12] superironbob: same reason people thought taco bell used near below food grade meat
  1014. [06:14:13] dajmasta: M Crib
  1015. [06:14:20] gashapon: @masterglitch same
  1016. [06:14:43] dajmasta: jaypay artifacts
  1017. [06:14:52] sooperman23: grant had too many questions...had to replace him
  1018. [06:14:54] reddy_colm: look up gta 6 videos lmao
  1019. [06:14:55] bananaburger: how can she slap
  1020. [06:15:07] dajmasta: low
  1021. [06:15:10] dajmasta: timMinus
  1022. [06:15:13] miracleflare: low
  1023. [06:15:30] bananaburger: i kind of hope he was behind the giant robot thing
  1024. [06:15:37] lolpako: How can she slap!
  1025. [06:15:44] doubleguns: did we watch the new Food Use yet
  1026. [06:15:53] shimmerfairy: search for "McDonalds EXPOSED" :P
  1027. [06:15:54] dajmasta: timOh
  1028. [06:16:02] shimmerfairy: How do you cook an egg? Seems sketchy.
  1029. [06:16:05] missfrann: they have eggs?
  1030. [06:16:07] johnnymaq: how are eggs are made????
  1031. [06:16:16] sunburnn: mcdonalds asked him how are they made???
  1032. [06:16:19] skygtr350: blogger timClip
  1033. [06:16:20] bananaburger: someone does
  1034. [06:16:20] miracleflare: it's soft-shell eggs harvested from eggbound hens. magical!
  1035. [06:16:22] tifakitteh: You, in a few minutes
  1036. [06:16:24] ilissos: lmao
  1037. [06:16:24] greasydratini: who reads the mcdonalds TWITTER
  1038. [06:16:25] awesomeluke54: mcdonalds doesnt even know
  1039. [06:16:31] kaicrowley: They asked him to find the answers? ... Shouldn't they know?
  1040. [06:16:38] bananaburger: is it time to find ronald mcdonald's twitter account?
  1041. [06:16:39] tlink9: McDonald's blog lmao
  1042. [06:16:39] sooperman23: "real beef" eggs
  1043. [06:16:47] greasydratini: Chocolate eggs
  1044. [06:16:49] ethernetseeds: the paperwork burned in a fire long ago
  1045. [06:16:50] greasydratini: easter eggs
  1046. [06:16:54] bananaburger: is there any pink slime in these eggs?
  1047. [06:16:56] turnsie: I've been trying to find egg free eggs for years
  1048. [06:17:00] ethernetseeds: now they just make them based on traditional oral stories
  1049. [06:17:01] turnsie: What are you hiding, mcdonalds
  1050. [06:17:03] missfrann: "grant, this is a sneaking mission"
  1051. [06:17:09] johnnymaq: that's one classy dressed mcdonalds employee
  1052. [06:17:16] johnnymaq: classily
  1053. [06:17:17] bananaburger: oh wow they really do have square eggs
  1054. [06:17:24] tifakitteh: They're all the same eggs, they're just prepared slightly differently
  1055. [06:17:28] ipangrazio: It actually isn't lol
  1056. [06:17:28] greasydratini: Liquid egg
  1057. [06:17:32] missfrann: do they have tesseract shaped eggs for us 4d beings
  1058. [06:17:33] miracleflare: we have our love triangle egg
  1059. [06:17:36] ipangrazio: It's called "Liquid Egg Product"
  1060. [06:17:42] awesomeluke54: wow!
  1061. [06:17:45] bananaburger: wow thats a real egg
  1062. [06:17:48] skygtr350: ROUND EGG!?
  1063. [06:17:54] bananaburger: WOW
  1064. [06:17:58] miracleflare: it's actually rubber cement
  1065. [06:18:00] ethernetseeds: not square eggs?
  1066. [06:18:02] bananaburger: this video
  1067. [06:18:02] shimmerfairy: Everything on the Net is true! TheIlluminati
  1068. [06:18:07] bananaburger: haHAA
  1069. [06:18:09] bananaburger: no shells
  1070. [06:18:11] tagsdc: she has kids :(
  1071. [06:18:14] ilissos: I'm just glad to see stereotypes about the amazing McDonalds corporation being shattered.
  1072. [06:18:17] greasydratini: Now you're here FOREVER
  1073. [06:18:19] orionsnebula: Eggs are so cheap to begin with. Wouldn't it be more expensive to fake it?
  1074. [06:18:27] awesomeluke54: thats what I thought
  1075. [06:18:28] kaicrowley: "Yeah! *smashes egg and hand directly into grill*"
  1076. [06:18:30] ethernetseeds: she's actually a mcdonald's employee in disguise
  1077. [06:18:31] bananaburger: that laughter was so fake
  1078. [06:18:36] miracleflare: it's eggs [citation needed]
  1079. [06:18:46] sjctheos: grant selling out FeelsBadMan
  1080. [06:18:46] sungiant_: tim have you see the pizza hut gorbachev commercials
  1081. [06:18:56] sooperman23: reverse engineer that egg grant
  1082. [06:19:12] sungiant_: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgm14D1jHUw
  1083. [06:19:25] johnnymaq: is it weird that i'll never click on clickbait titles like 5$ egg vs 95$ egg, but I really want you to?
  1084. [06:19:27] tifakitteh: I like how they blurred whatever was on the girl's shirt
  1085. [06:19:31] sungiant_: really makes you think 🤔
  1086. [06:19:31] missfrann: thinking:
  1087. [06:19:34] johnnymaq: it's like i'm putting the blame on you
  1088. [06:19:37] bananaburger: how can mcdonalds be real if our mcnuggets arent real?
  1089. [06:19:39] greasydratini: Mcdonalds working for the globalists?
  1090. [06:19:47] legocraftmation: lol, 15 subscribers
  1091. [06:19:50] miracleflare: does the burger king rule over the white castle?
  1092. [06:19:54] ilissos: Having an existential crisis in the McDonalds drivethrough.
  1093. [06:20:13] kaicrowley: I wish I was rich enough to eat at McDonald's a lot
  1094. [06:20:15] greasydratini: WHERES THE PINK SLIME?!
  1095. [06:20:15] bananaburger: "McDonald's fries are the best!" -McDonalds Employee
  1096. [06:20:20] ethernetseeds: orphan burgers™
  1097. [06:20:21] missfrann: it's in the ice cream
  1098. [06:20:25] shimmerfairy: Is there pink slime in your meat? There's no "pink slime".
  1099. [06:20:26] exiledcat: it's a different colored slime
  1100. [06:20:28] ilissos: Contemplating my life choices over a freshly brewed beverage at the McCafe.
  1101. [06:20:38] orionsnebula: McDonald's is so much more expensive than just eating regular groceries.. He must have been either dumb, or a lazy student (like most I guess)
  1102. [06:20:45] ethernetseeds: wait there isn't pink slime in their pink slime kid's meals toys?
  1103. [06:20:46] miracleflare: maybe the pink slime was the friends we made along the way
  1104. [06:20:55] shimmerfairy: Why would anyone freeze food?
  1105. [06:21:03] rickeon: why doesn't mcdonald's just slaughter it's cows in store
  1106. [06:21:08] johnnymaq: it's almost like you should always freeze beef if you don't use it withing a couple days
  1107. [06:21:11] bananaburger: i freeze bread sometimes
  1108. [06:21:16] awesomeluke54: wow
  1109. [06:21:17] billielethargy: hahahaha
  1110. [06:21:25] miracleflare: smdh if you don't hunt down your own meals and eat it right off the bone before the body's cold
  1111. [06:21:29] kaicrowley: 10/10
  1112. [06:21:36] ronball: yeah, they used cardboard jugg eggs for everything when I worked there. the sketchiest things are chicken by far. anything breaded is offsite. the beef was legit. frozen beef.
  1113. [06:21:37] hulio826: I saw Grant Imahara at the Renn Faire last year
  1114. [06:21:40] shimmerfairy: I want Gordon Ramsey to investigate McDonald's.
  1115. [06:21:43] hulio826: Closest ive been to fame
  1116. [06:21:48] dajmasta: no tim, don't look that up
  1117. [06:21:50] greasydratini: call her blog trash
  1118. [06:21:55] greasydratini: make her cry
  1119. [06:22:01] sungiant_: aaaaaaaaaaa
  1120. [06:22:01] awesomeluke54: SWAG
  1121. [06:22:04] reddy_colm: anyone else really want to go to burger king for some reason
  1122. [06:22:05] dajmasta: F
  1123. [06:22:15] bananaburger: what the hell
  1124. [06:22:15] kaicrowley: Uhhh... so she blogs for McDonalds and is worried about what's in their eggs?
  1125. [06:22:18] dajmasta: wayback machine? timClip
  1126. [06:22:22] bananaburger: why is firefox trying to copy chrome so much now
  1127. [06:22:24] greasydratini: her blog had pink slime
  1128. [06:22:24] sooperman23: mcdonalds was an inside job
  1129. [06:22:27] orionsnebula: Have any of the pages been archived?
  1130. [06:22:28] tifakitteh: Technically we were all eggs at one point
  1131. [06:22:34] kaicrowley: SWAG
  1132. [06:22:38] shimmerfairy: We are all eggs on this blessed day.
  1133. [06:22:44] raynor_ex: shouldn't that be McSwag?
  1134. [06:22:56] dajmasta: I'm Letsplaying it
  1135. [06:23:09] ronball: the eggs were fine bro. I chugged some McDonald's jug egg before...same as doing it at home really
  1136. [06:23:14] miracleflare: let's play: mcdonalds monopoly
  1137. [06:23:21] shimmerfairy: The McFamily McArches blog
  1138. [06:23:36] reddy_colm: i wish it was 2012 again
  1139. [06:23:53] reddy_colm: xxx.avi.exe
  1140. [06:23:56] xstone567: have you played the mcdonalds video game
  1141. [06:24:00] shimmerfairy: Does McDonald's SCOPP THEIR EGGS??!?!?!
  1142. [06:24:27] greasydratini: Tyson made of pink slime?!
  1143. [06:24:29] shimmerfairy: *SCOOP
  1144. [06:24:37] devined: what did i just come in to
  1145. [06:24:41] orionsnebula: I hear McDonalds kills the chickens
  1146. [06:24:42] tifakitteh: Mike Tyson stabbed chickens at Mcdonalds?!
  1147. [06:24:45] greasydratini: Are the myth busters made of pink slime?
  1148. [06:24:48] kaicrowley: You don't stab chickens. Pls. That's way too much manpower.
  1149. [06:25:02] bl0cks: he forgot the part where they summoned the chicken's parents to watch the chicken's sacrifice, and they hug and cry as their child is killed, and the baby looked at me and waved
  1150. [06:25:06] smarioman: Yellow means 404 error.
  1151. [06:25:09] bananaburger: mike tyson bit a chicken's ear off during a match
  1152. [06:25:15] kaicrowley: Not to mention damaging to the meat
  1153. [06:25:26] shimmerfairy: Took my credit card know
  1154. [06:25:26] devined: what is this?
  1155. [06:25:29] skygtr350: long been know
  1156. [06:25:42] smarioman: A blogger was paid to write that grammar error.
  1157. [06:25:47] orionsnebula: This site is such a sham
  1158. [06:25:57] tifakitteh: Who is your favourite McDonalds character, chat?
  1159. [06:26:05] devined: hamburgler obv
  1160. [06:26:15] shimmerfairy: My favorite character from McD's is Krusty the Clown.
  1161. [06:26:19] marko97marko97: I like that purple testicle character
  1162. [06:26:23] turnsie: Grimace
  1163. [06:26:25] bananaburger: now im asking myself if egg blogs actually exist
  1164. [06:26:26] turnsie: Could it be
  1165. [06:26:28] bananaburger: turns out they do
  1166. [06:26:29] kaicrowley: Mayor McCheese
  1167. [06:26:32] bananaburger: https://www.incredibleegg.org/blog/
  1168. [06:26:33] turnsie: You're craving my mcnuggies, chat?
  1169. [06:26:35] miracleflare: they're real eggs, straight from the in vitro facility
  1170. [06:26:38] greasydratini: ask them about the hamburglars
  1171. [06:27:31] tifakitteh: Didn't you know Tim, all articles are now ads in disguise today
  1172. [06:27:35] ethernetseeds: you vote matters
  1173. [06:27:44] skygtr350: SourPls
  1174. [06:27:56] miracleflare: this is true voter fraud
  1175. [06:28:00] smarioman: Did it actually count all of those votes?
  1176. [06:28:07] smarioman: I saw the numbers change.
  1177. [06:28:36] sungiant_: oh my
  1178. [06:28:41] bananaburger: this should be interesting
  1179. [06:28:42] sungiant_: click it
  1180. [06:28:44] sungiant_: you fucking wont
  1181. [06:28:45] skygtr350: banned
  1182. [06:28:46] safetystick: OOOHHHHH
  1183. [06:28:47] sungiant_: no balls tim
  1184. [06:28:49] ethernetseeds: click it
  1185. [06:28:55] miracleflare: crackbutt, maybe
  1186. [06:28:56] greasydratini: is he naked?
  1187. [06:29:03] safetystick: LINK
  1188. [06:29:03] bananaburger: hahaha
  1189. [06:29:04] skygtr350: she
  1190. [06:29:05] greasydratini: Link?
  1191. [06:29:06] sungiant_: ZOOM
  1192. [06:29:09] kaicrowley: rays2
  1193. [06:29:12] delafoi: oh god
  1194. [06:29:14] bananaburger: turn around
  1195. [06:29:14] smarioman: Enhance!
  1196. [06:29:15] ilissos: welp
  1197. [06:29:19] miracleflare: that's the real golden arches
  1198. [06:29:21] reddy_colm: ENHANCE
  1199. [06:29:23] tagsdc: they're making pink slime
  1200. [06:29:30] sungiant_: spiderman
  1201. [06:29:32] sungiant_: and elsa
  1202. [06:29:33] flamin_b: You've shown much worse.
  1203. [06:29:35] miracleflare: nursery rhymes
  1204. [06:29:35] sungiant_: mcdonalds
  1205. [06:29:43] sungiant_: spiderman and elsa tim
  1206. [06:29:50] bananaburger: i found it if you guys want to watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvPKh4yeuw4
  1207. [06:29:53] followthetraincj: wtf
  1208. [06:29:59] skygtr350: what's a hotcake
  1209. [06:30:03] delafoi: bob bart
  1210. [06:30:03] skygtr350: those are PANCAKES
  1211. [06:30:06] safetystick: hey bob
  1212. [06:30:08] abortion_shark: kind of a weird name
  1213. [06:30:18] gashapon: Looks like a reposter
  1214. [06:30:24] smarioman: All over the course of 8 hours though?
  1215. [06:30:26] shimmerfairy: It's a brand new video, Tim.
  1216. [06:30:27] rickeon: I'm guessing it's neopeggie not bab part
  1217. [06:30:33] followthetraincj: must be some dude just took it and posted it
  1218. [06:30:34] bananaburger: what is happening
  1219. [06:30:37] followthetraincj: that toilet cup
  1220. [06:30:38] followthetraincj: why
  1221. [06:30:41] elliottwain: Nah, all of these are just reuploads
  1222. [06:30:42] legocraftmation: Instagram name on the top left
  1223. [06:30:47] kaicrowley: Peggy Hill?
  1224. [06:30:52] tlink9: bob bart mall cop
  1225. [06:30:53] omg_acronyms: im sorry did she jsut say shes peggy hill?
  1226. [06:31:00] skygtr350: timMinus
  1227. [06:31:03] followthetraincj: 2 views
  1228. [06:31:05] sungiant_: tim if you dont watch the spiderman and elsa mcdonalds prank im unsubbing
  1229. [06:31:06] johnnymaq: oh god
  1230. [06:31:06] ipangrazio: 2 views lol
  1231. [06:31:09] sunburnn: @followthetraincj i cant think of a worst idea for a cup
  1232. [06:31:12] safetystick: @Bananaburger yo that was a great video thanks
  1233. [06:31:28] bananaburger: it was pretty good wasnt it
  1234. [06:31:31] greasydratini: Oh jesus
  1235. [06:31:32] followthetraincj: @sunburnn same
  1236. [06:31:35] skygtr350: COME ON
  1237. [06:31:36] kaicrowley: Is that the same kid?
  1238. [06:31:36] safetystick: Also :skull:
  1239. [06:31:37] miracleflare: if a rhyme video doesn't immediately begin with johnny johnny, i just tune it out
  1240. [06:31:38] shimmerfairy: timMrBones
  1241. [06:31:43] followthetraincj: skeleton dad
  1242. [06:31:45] greasydratini: What the hell is this
  1243. [06:31:47] bananaburger: so is that the brother who died?
  1244. [06:31:47] delafoi: too spooky for me
  1245. [06:31:49] safetystick: SourPls
  1246. [06:31:51] greasydratini: she's dead
  1247. [06:31:53] miracleflare: rip
  1248. [06:31:56] bananaburger: what the fuck is happening
  1249. [06:31:58] smarioman: Did they melt that kid's skin off?
  1250. [06:31:59] ethernetseeds: what...
  1251. [06:32:02] followthetraincj: no views
  1252. [06:32:05] followthetraincj: we are the first
  1253. [06:32:07] greasydratini: He's stealing a car
  1254. [06:32:11] bananaburger: the skeleton is the kid who got crushed by the fries in the first video
  1255. [06:32:12] safetystick: mah jam FeelsGoodMan
  1256. [06:32:14] johnnymaq: This deserves way more than zero views
  1257. [06:32:19] miracleflare: JOHNNY JOHNNY
  1258. [06:32:24] shimmerfairy: These are new videos, guys.
  1259. [06:32:26] safetystick: +1
  1260. [06:32:34] followthetraincj: the filmography is not bad
  1261. [06:32:36] marko97marko97: The fuck
  1262. [06:32:37] greasydratini: Hes abducting the kid
  1263. [06:32:37] bananaburger: this is art
  1264. [06:32:39] followthetraincj: all things considered
  1265. [06:32:40] slice919: timPlus
  1266. [06:32:44] tlink9: thanks Russia
  1267. [06:32:53] safetystick: Kid just wants some mc donalds
  1268. [06:32:59] safetystick: Mr bone's wild ride
  1269. [06:33:00] kaicrowley: "Babyskelett"
  1270. [06:33:00] johnnymaq: this took considerable effort
  1271. [06:33:10] murugo: Isn't it illegal for skeletons to pump their own gas
  1272. [06:33:10] xstone567: 5 yr old in the front unbuckled
  1273. [06:33:10] skygtr350: it's great
  1274. [06:33:12] followthetraincj: the skeleton movement doesnt look bad either
  1275. [06:33:16] sungiant_: why is the youtube video in german but its in russia
  1276. [06:33:17] followthetraincj: im baffled
  1277. [06:33:19] hamandmoreham: the music is so intense
  1278. [06:33:20] orionsnebula: HE DIDN'T PAY!!
  1279. [06:33:21] billielethargy: LuL
  1280. [06:33:23] sungiant_: is this stolen from somewhere
  1281. [06:33:24] orionsnebula: He stole that gas
  1282. [06:33:27] safetystick: ORC
  1283. [06:33:28] marko97marko97: They killed that kid
  1284. [06:33:32] elliottwain: Friggin Russia man
  1285. [06:33:40] marko97marko97: He’s a skeleton now
  1286. [06:33:42] safetystick: this kid is savage
  1287. [06:33:45] ethernetseeds: why is there a guy with an ipad rather than a terminal with a speaker?
  1288. [06:33:46] shimmerfairy: E M O J I
  1289. [06:33:47] followthetraincj: emoji movie
  1290. [06:33:48] sjctheos: SAVAGE
  1291. [06:33:49] miracleflare: EMOJI
  1292. [06:33:53] followthetraincj: even russia is infected
  1293. [06:33:59] chillgod: what is this
  1294. [06:34:00] omg_acronyms: WHY DIES THE CHILD NOT HAVE SHOES ON
  1295. [06:34:04] billielethargy: im happy that exists
  1296. [06:34:05] sungiant_: where was this taken from
  1297. [06:34:12] followthetraincj: does the title say the skeleton is his babysitter?
  1298. [06:34:13] alice_who: Are children the target audience for this?
  1299. [06:34:14] bananaburger: what
  1300. [06:34:15] safetystick: YOOOOOO
  1301. [06:34:17] ilissos: uhhh
  1302. [06:34:17] greasydratini: What the hell?!
  1303. [06:34:19] safetystick: MAKES SENSEEE
  1304. [06:34:19] miracleflare: uh
  1305. [06:34:23] safetystick: L O R E
  1306. [06:34:24] sunburnn: what happened to murray?
  1307. [06:34:28] bananaburger: timOh
  1308. [06:34:37] followthetraincj: nice
  1309. [06:34:37] turnsie: Why does the skeleton speak english
  1310. [06:34:39] miracleflare: p
  1311. [06:34:47] safetystick: yup
  1312. [06:34:52] bananaburger: thanks for saving us
  1313. [06:35:01] safetystick: ye
  1314. [06:35:04] greasydratini: perfect
  1315. [06:35:04] skygtr350: ???
  1316. [06:35:04] sungiant_: yep
  1317. [06:35:05] followthetraincj: well it is
  1318. [06:35:15] smarioman: Auto subtitles maybe?
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