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- SirSoob, March 17, 2013; 21:34 / FB 9717
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- The fluff-master 250
- By SirSoob
- >Be that anon again
- >your favorite author just won a challenge on the 'Booru
- >Well, not won, but he at least made the 4th place spot
- >Still you feel the need to congradulate him! (Notpattingselfonthebackhereatall.gif)
- >You decide to call him on the skype
- >But you lost your good mircophone!
- >Fuuuuuuuuuccccck
- >Oh wait...you have that mic you used to use
- >One second, gotta check the closet
- >Be anon in closet
- >Yeah gay joke ha ha ha
- >Anywho, your looking for a certain box
- >But you just found a music box!
- >It plays this nice little tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvwlcr69FAI, until the 30 second mark, then repeat from 0:00)
- >Nope, not in this box
- >Not in this one either!
- >For god's sake, where is this dumb thing!?
- >"Fwuffy mwic wan' out! Daddeh hewp!"
- >Oh there it is!
- >The box near the ent...erance....
- >Facepalm
- >Get the mircophone out
- >Its a Fluff-master 250
- >The 2nd version of the Fluffy-master series
- >Hasbio decided to cash in on the profits of Fluffy ponies, well before they were broken out
- >And this was a mircophone made about a year before then
- >Basicly, its like a fluffy pony, but it's ears are the little speakers
- >The main part is located on the top
- >Amazing kinda, no poopies, no need for food, same fluffy
- >It was semi good
- >Then you got a better mircophone a week later
- >Oh well, a microphone's a mircrophone
- >"Yay! Fwuffy-phone gowin uppsies! Weee!"
- >Oh boy, you forgot why you replaced it
- >Connect the headphones to the internet
- >"Oooh, fwuffy love eletwicticy"
- >Just a simple congrats, you remind yourself
- >"FWUFFY WUV SKYPIES!"
- >You call your friend
- >Booop Boooooop Booo-
- >"Hey anon! Whats up?"
- >I heard you made the post from (insert contest starter here)
- >"Fwuffy wuv havin' new fwiends onwine!"
- >"......You have that Fluff master still?"
- >"Yep"
- >"Wow. I thought you replaced it!"
- >"Daddeh nu wepwace fwuffy-mic! Fwuffy mic iz gud mic!"
- >"Its just a temporary thing really, my other microphone is lost somewhere"
- >"Fwuffy nu wan back in box!"
- >"Quiet fluffy" You both say
- >"Fwuffy nu like meanie hoomans! Fwuffy giv Eaw huwties
- >Wait what
- >You hear a loud screech
- >Oh fuck earbleeding
- >"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WITH A THORN BUSH!"
- >You tear out the mic and throw it on the ground
- >That broke a earpiece
- >You end the call
- >That convo was extremely awkward
- >But hey, the fluffy was quiet
- >But alas poor fluffy, that thing must pay for your insolence
- >Get the bat, and the laptop
- >Yes the fluffy laptop (CAUSE LEMMINGS.GIF(Read most of the other entries)
- >Put on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4HqI1s8Xgs
- >Oh yeah, this part....
- >crank up the volume
- >Have a field day on the headphone part
- >"WAAHHHH FWUFFY NU WAN'", "WHY HUWT FWUFFY FWIEND!?!" "MUMMAH!" "NU WAN DIE!"
- >Fluffy goes deaf, the connector broke,and the laptop has hidden itself(Read:Went into that sleep state that takes longer to get out of than normal)
- >Have decent excuse for why to sell it to user 'Techbuser1109' on craigslist for a trade
- >He works on this stuff for a living aparently
- >He wanted a new piece of tech, so bam, you got him your Fluff-master
- >He was impressed
- >He got those, but
- >You got an not so abused pair of headphones
- >Actually there pretty great headphones, the guy must have rebuilt them
- >you hope the same for the fluffy
- >Everything went better than expected today
- >Well except your ears, and that convo
- >Ohwell.gif
- >Go back to trying to wake up the fluffy-top
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