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- >Be an Artificer from Eberron. Artificer Anon.
- >You live in a dirty office in the Cogs, which gives off a strange smell you can never get rid of.
- >You don't get many customers, so you are usually sleeping at your desk during work hours. Like right now.
- >"Greetings. I have a commission for you, Artificer Anon."
- >You can hear a flat, monotonous voice.
- >You open an eye to see a hulking warforged, covered in adamantine plates, staring down at you.
- >"Greetings. I have a commission for you, Artificer Anon."
- >You mumble something noncommittal.
- >"Greetings. I have a commission for you, Artificer Anon."
- "Yeah, I heard. You said so twice already."
- >"Will you accept my commission, Artificer Anon?"
- >You hazard a glance at the clock on your desk. It's 11:30 at night. Not work hours.
- >You were sleeping in the office again.
- >"Will you accept my commission, Artificer Anon?"
- "No, it's night. Stop repeating yourself."
- >You begin to close your eyes when you feel cold metal against your neck.
- >The warforged has a sword.
- >"You will accept my commission, Artificer Anon."
- >This is the problem with having an office in the Cogs. Every once in a while, someone tries to rob you.
- >They don't normally ask for commissions, though.
- "Fine! What do you want me to make?"
- >"Artificer Anon, you will make a magic item."
- >He's a slow one.
- "Yeah, I got that. What kind of magic item?"
- >Hopefully you can buy time, and figure out some way to escape.
- >"Artificer Anon, you will create a spell scroll."
- >Pretty standard stuff, not too hard.
- "Okay, do you have a specific spell you want on it, or...?"
- >The blade presses against you neck.
- >"Artificer Anon, you are to scribe this spell."
- >The warforged places a bloodstained paper that seems to be from a spellbook on your desk.
- >You never were very good at reading magical notation, but it looks like some form of transmutation spell.
- >"Artificer Anon, you must begin scribing."
- "Look, dude, my materials are over there. So could you please remove the sword?"
- >You gesture to the door to your workroom.
- >"I am not dude. I am Spork."
- >The Warforged removes his sword from your neck, thankfully.
- >You head over to your workroom and begin to scribe the spell.
- ~
- >It is noon the next day when you finish, and you have passed out from fatigue."Done. Evil spell scroll. Goodbye."
- >Spork grabs the scroll, and trudges out of your office wordlessly.
- >You fall asleep.
- ~
- >It has been a week since Spork was in your office, and you are considering buying a better office, in a less crime-ridden neighborhood.
- >BOOM.
- >You hear an explosion, and, being an aspiring adventurer, immediately grab your coat and run out of your office, towards the sound.
- >You come to what appears to have been a marketplace, now strewn with rubble and see a blackened, but otherwise familiar looking Warforged standing with the charred remnants of a scroll clutched in one hand.
- >It's Spork. Of course it's Spork.
- >The spell didn't seem explosive when you scribed it. The scroll must have been faulty.
- >Spork is probably rather pissed, so you decide to try and slink away.
- >You are an Artificer, not a Thief, and Spork notices you immediately.
- >"Artificer Anon, your scroll was not functional."
- >Uh oh.
- >Spork draws its sword, and begins to steadily trudge toward you.
- >You turn and run, but, well, you're an Artificer. You aren't much for athletics.
- >Spork grabs the back of your shirt, and you know you are already dead.
- >Pop.
- >You feel Spork let go, and you hit the ground face first.
- >Groaning, you glance over your shoulder at Spork.
- >Spork appears to be a tiny metal horse.
- >Huh.
- >Your coat seems rather large, and you struggle to your feet.
- >Pop.
- >Then promptly fall onto all fours.
- >You glance at yourself, though you already have a fairly good idea as to what has happened.
- >Navy blue hooves. Not a normal horse color, you'd say.
- >You rub your forehead, and realize that you seem to have a horn, like a unicorn.
- >You've heard of unicorns, as they are the Symbol of House Orion.
- >Your brother works for House Orion. He's rather successful. Maybe you should have...
- >You shake all thoughts of employment from your head, and Spork begins to march toward you.
- >It doesn't seem that tiny any more.
- >"Artificer Anon. You must reverse this immediately."
- "Can't, man, sorry. Not my spell."
- >Wow, your voice is weird.
- >Spork continues to walk.
- "Woah, look, I'm sorry! I'm sure we can find a House Jorasco Healer for me, and a House Cannith Artificer. Sound good? Sounds good."
- >Spork stops.
- >"Acceptable. We shall start at a House Cannith building."
- >Spork begins trudging off in another direction, and you follow behind, worried as to what will happen if you don't.
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