Pinkie: Ignorance

1/2
>Day ignorance is bliss in Equestria
>Wake u-
>"Hiya!"
"What the eff!"
>As soon as you open your eyes, you're rewarded with a pink face with two sky blue eyes
>You instinctively flinch
>Pinkie Pie is standing over you
>"Good morning, Nonny!"
>What the fuck, Pinkie
"Pinkie, what the fu-"
>She plants a kiss on your forehead
>"Did you have a good sleep?"
>You cover your face with your arms before she can continue her assault
"Why the hell are you in my house!"
>"Silly Anon, I'm in your house every day."
>You grab her sides and lift her off of the bed, sitting up to face her
>You have the urge to run away but you know how that turns out with Pinkie Pie
"Usually you visit after I eat breakfast."
>"But I wanted to break the meta."
>You ignore her remark about the "meta"
"Just... How long have you been standing over me?"
>"As soon as you fell asleep, silly!"
>You decide not to question her further
>Ignorance is bliss, especially with Pinkie Pie

2/2
"Pinkie, this is going a bit too far. I don't want to get a restraining order on you."
>"Restraining order?"
>Fuck the p0ny system
"You don't have restraining orders in Equestria?"
>"Nopey-dopey."
>You sigh
>Despite her lack of courtesy for personal space, she has never been any real danger to you
>You pat her head
"Ugh... Don't do things like this, alright?"
>"But I had fun last night."
>Wat
"Wait. Did we drink or something, last night?"
>"Nope."
"What do you mean you had fun last night? I was alone before I went to bed."
>"So you think."
"Pinkie, you're scaring me."
>"Wake up."
>Wake up in your modest house in P0nyville
>You blink, noticing nothing was out of the ordinary
>No sign of any pink nearby
>As you get off the bed, you fail to notice the four hoof indents on the bed surrounding you
>While showering, you realize the "rape" attempt had not happened yet, today
>Or has it?
>Fucking Pinkie Pie