Glorious Ubuntu Greeting

OWS=(Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday)
PS1="\[\033[1;37m\][\[\033[32m\]\u\[\033[37m\]: \[\033[34m\]\w\[\033[37m\]]>\[\033[00m\] "
echo -n -e "\033[1m`figlet -f smslant Ubuntu $(lsb_release --release | cut -f2)`\033[0m" | sed -e 's/^/ /' | lolcat-c
echo " Welcome back, $USER! Today is ${DOWS[$(date +%u)-1]}, $(date +%m/%d)." | lolcat-c