Snatched (2017)

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What does this say?

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Does it say, "i grabbed it
outta my suitcase

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"and went to the beach"

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or "girl who overplans
for vacation outfits"?

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There's just a picture
of a bird on it.

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It doesn't
say anything.

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No, I mean, like,
its vibe, you know?

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Like, what's its vibe?
Oh.

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It's perfect for Ecuador.

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Yeah. And, like,
why Ecuador?

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Because we didn't
want to go
somewhere touristy.

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We're not just, like,
a couple of white assholes.

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No offense.

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I really need it.

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I just want to, like,
sip a mai tai

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and smoke a j,
and then just
kinda, like

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start having red wine
at night.

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And then scotch.

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And if somebody's like,

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"have you ever done
ayahuasca?"

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I'll be like,
"no, is it safe?"

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And then I'll try it.
I don't care.

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And are things ideal,
financially, right now?

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No. The answer is no.

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But will
things pick up?

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One thousand percent.

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Did I tell you
Michael's band is
blowing up right now?

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Yeah.

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So, yeah, basically

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you know, money won't be
an "ish" much longer.

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This is a good color
for me, right?

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So, did you guys have this
in my size?

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Yeah, no.

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Sorry.

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Okay.
Thanks, anyway.

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Have fun on your trip.

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Nice meeting you.

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I hope you
find your keys.

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Oh, my keys. Fuck!

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This would be
cute on me if...

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Are you serious?

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What's up?

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You are supposed to be
selling clothes
to the customers.

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Not to yourself.

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And what are you even doing
on the floor?

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I'm re-racking
clothes

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you know what?
You're fired!
What?

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I'm done.
No, no, no.

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I need this job.
Can you just
think about this?

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Look at
the other employees.

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Like, what about this bitch?
I've never seen her do shit.

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You don't do shit here!

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She doesn't work here.

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Oh, okay.

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Hi. Thank you so much
for coming in.

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Look, can we just
talk about this

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when I get back from
my vacation to Ecuador?

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Vacation?

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You never even asked
for time off.

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And I'm realizing that
right now, okay?

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And it's because
i forgot.

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Get out!

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God! You know what?
I don't need this job.

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I'm gonna go have
a sick time in Ecuador.

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You have fun here,

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with all your shirts
and your hours.

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Because I don't need it.

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I'm about to
kick your ass.

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Takin' this.

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Put the damn hat down!

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I looked her
right in the eye,
and I went

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"i wouldn't work here
if you paid me."

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And I just stormed out.
Just like, for real.

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Like, "bye."
Another one will come.

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Right?
Yeah.

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You know what? I'm not gonna
talk about that anymore.

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I wanna focus
on you and me

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on the beach.
Are you with me?

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I can't go
to south America.

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What are you talking about?

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I can't go
to Ecuador.

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You know it's
a non-refundable trip,
right?

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I don't want to make it
about money

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because money
comes and goes,

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but I don't have any more
coming right now, so

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I'm breaking up
with you.

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When?

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Like, right now. This is it.
You're in the middle of it.

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Is it because
you're afraid

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because things are going
so great between us?

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That's what this is!
No.

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You're terrified, because
you've never felt this way

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about somebody before.

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I know what's happening.

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I'll tell you what it is.
Okay.

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The band is
really blowing up
right now, you know?

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I know.

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And I'm going like this.
I'm taking off, all right?

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Okay.
And this is you.

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Just on the ground.

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I'm up here, too.
No, you're not up there.

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Why can't I go up there?
No, stop.

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I'm going this way.
I'm with you.

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Well, I'm going
that way now.

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Now, I'm over there.

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I'm going.
You can't reach.

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My hand's over there.

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Look.
This is the thing.

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Where I'm going,
there's gonna be
a ton of...

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Inspiration.
...Pussy.

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Inspiration?
No, pussy.

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I keep talking
over you,

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but it's sounding like
you're saying...

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Pussy.

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I heard it that time.

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You heard it?

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You always say
music inspires you.

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Pussy inspires me.

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I have a pussy.

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You have one pussy.

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But there's gonna be, like,
hundreds of other pussies.

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What about just my pussy,
hundreds of times?

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That's not as inspiring.

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You don't want to lose us.
You don't want to lose this.

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No. Just no.

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All right,
this is the thing.

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You don't have
any direction in life.

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What does that mean?

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It means you're not
going anywhere.

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You're not
doing anything.

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You know what?
I am so sorry,
honestly

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I'm sorry,
but I want to see
other people.

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Excuse me?

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You're great

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but I have
a lot going on
right now.

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Yeah, I'm heartbroken.

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You're gonna meet
someone so special.

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Okay, I'm gonna go.
Bye.

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I want you to leave!

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You get out of here.

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Okay, one more for you.

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Yeah, not for you, Andrew.
You blew it.

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Hey, it's Emily.
Leave a message.

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Ah, em! Listen, honey,

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I want you to be
really careful

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because there was some kind
of heist in Delaware.

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Yeah, and I know you're in
New York and everything

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but you can never be
too safe, honey.

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Okay. All right.

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Okay, guys.

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Let's go to bed.

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What?

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What? No!

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Thank you. There you go.

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Oh!

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Poor thing!
You look awful.

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Thank you.

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Who the hell
does he think he is?

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How do you know
i didn't break up
with him?

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Did you?

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No.

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Of course not.

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All right,
this is a long hug.

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L know.
One more minute.

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I haven't seen you in,
like, forever.

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Can we just
move this hug along?

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Hello, Philip.

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Okay, honey.

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So you can stay here
for as long as you want.

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Carte blanche, okay?

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I definitely have
to go back tonight.

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Oh, tonight, right?

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Tonight, I'm going back.

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All right.
Well, do what you want.

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Thank you.
We're in the kitchen.

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Oh, Jeffrey's home?
What a shock.

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Okay, don't start!

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What?

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Agoraphobia is
not a joke.

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Mama, mama, mama... oh.

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Hey, em.

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I thought you were mom,

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'cause you guys have, like,
the exact same voice.

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Okay.
No, we don't.

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You have the exact same
haircut, too.

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You know who you have
the haircut of?

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Who's that?
Harry Potter.

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Harry Potter is
the greatest
of all the wizards.

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He's a hero
and a great role model.

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So, I'll take it
as a compliment.

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Mom, can I have
a chocolate milk?

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Oh, god, mama! Mama!

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Yeah?
Very cold!

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I didn't heat it up.

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It's bread temperature.

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Maybe three to four minutes
and get it nice and toasty?

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We could toasty-toasty!

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Don't ask mom
to toast your bread
for you!

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What? Is something wrong
with your legs?

200
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They're in
a seated position.
She's already up.

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I'll put the butter
on myself.
Thank you, mama.

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Wow, you're gonna
butter it yourself?

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Yeah, I'm gonna
butter it myself.

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Does mom feed you
like a baby bird
when I'm not here?

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I eat plenty. Don't worry
about my diet. Don't!

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Mama! She's showing me
her food in her mouth.

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No, I'm not, mom.
I'm chewing
like a person.

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Then she opened her mouth
and showed it to me.

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He's lying again.

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Hey, guys!

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This is supposed
to be fun.

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I know what's going on
with you, man.

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Ah, please.

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You got shot
through the heart.
Okay, Michael's gone.

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Ew.
And it sucks.

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Because you know what?
He was the best
you'll ever do.

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Mom, can I eat upstairs?
No!

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I would like to eat
right here with you, mom.
Mama.

219
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You're so gay for mom.

220
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I'm not gay for mom.

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You're gay for mom!

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She's a woman.
She has a vagina.

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You suck mom's dick.

224
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Guys! Cool it!

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If you keep this up,
I'm not cooking anymore

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and I'm not feeding you.

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Stop it.

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Truce.
Truce.

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Arthur!
Here, kitty, kitty.

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Honey, have you
seen Arthur?
Did he get out?

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He's right there.

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Oh, good.
Hi, okay.

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Does he ever move?

234
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,966
Sweetie,
want to watch a movie?

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I don't care, mom.

236
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Oh, honey,
i know you feel so sad.

237
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But everything is going
to get better, honey.

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I'll tell you,
when dad left

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I thought I would
never have sex again.

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And I was right.

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What?

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But I tell you,
i am really, really relieved

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that you are not going
on that trip.

244
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Who said I'm not going
on that trip?

245
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I'm definitely going
on that trip.

246
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I'm just trying to pick
which friend

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to bring with me
right now

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because, like,
everybody wants to go.

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Okay.

250
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I can't deal with
you evaluating my life
right now.

251
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,932
Can we just
take the night off?

252
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I'm not in a place.

253
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I get it.

254
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Enough.
Don't do that.

255
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,944
Okay, shadee,
how about instead of rent
this month,

256
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,145
hear me out

257
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:58,416
you cash in on a free trip
to Ecuador?

258
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,087
Come on!

259
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:04,089
Aren't you, like,
from there?

260
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:09,728
Uh, no, you're the one
who sounds racist, actually.

261
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,231
Wow, you jumped
to the c-word
pretty fast!

262
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,899
How rude is that?
Oh, shit.

263
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,501
Mom!

264
00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,236
Can I borrow a shirt?

265
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,206
Sure, honey.
Go into the hall closet.

266
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,021
Pack your bags.

267
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,056
You're going with me
to Ecuador.

268
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:14,459
Absolutely not.
Not with my knees.
Not going.

269
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,927
Yes, you are.
No!

270
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,296
Mom! Look what
i just found.

271
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:21,499
Look at how fun
you were.

272
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,369
Look at that!
I can't even believe
that's you.

273
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,104
Mmm-hmm.

274
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,205
Look at this.

275
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,807
Oh!

276
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:31,142
That was a long time ago,
honey.

277
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,944
Ma

278
00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,079
this would be
so great for you.

279
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:38,383
Oh, everybody knows you need
two years to plan a vacation.

280
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,218
No!
What are you
talking about?

281
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,187
You don't do
anything fun anymore.

282
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:42,187
I do!

283
00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:46,524
I go to the y twice a week,
and I take sculpting class.

284
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,359
I mean, look! Voila!

285
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,062
Mom! I told you
i would not
acknowledge that.

286
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,331
That is not right. Okay?

287
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,233
It's your home.
You put it where
you want it,

288
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:57,101
but it's an
upsetting image.
Okay.

289
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,871
Mom, look,
i didn't want
to do this

290
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,472
but here it goes.

291
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,342
What?

292
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,410
My trip...

293
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,477
Yeah?

294
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:10,415
...is non-refundable.

295
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,083
Oh, my god!

296
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:12,083
Yeah.

297
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:16,020
You always book refundable,
Emily! Everybody knows that!

298
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,255
I know, but...

299
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,890
Look, it's done,

300
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,892
and no one else
will go with me.

301
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:21,993
No one.

302
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:25,096
But I booked a journey.

303
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,031
And I refuse

304
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,001
I refuse to let
Michael's decision

305
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,403
dictate whether or not I,
as a woman

306
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,972
go on this trip.

307
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,140
I will embrace
this challenge

308
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,643
in the intrepid spirit

309
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,379
of all the independent
women

310
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,547
who have come
before me.

311
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:42,547
All the single ladies!

312
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,985
'Cause it's
upon their shoulders
that I'm standing.

313
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,520
No, I won't back down!

314
00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,557
No!

315
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,159
So I stand before you
right now, Linda

316
00:14:55,161 --> 00:14:56,995
and I ask you

317
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,930
will you

318
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,532
Linda, my mother,
middleton

319
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,934
join me

320
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,204
on this pilgrimage?

321
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,344
No.

322
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,281
Non-refundable!

323
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,316
Mom!
I can't.

324
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,518
Help me put the "fun"

325
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,988
in non-refundable.

326
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,344
I actually kinda caught
a piece of you, mom.

327
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,413
Could you lean out
a little bit?

328
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,416
That's cute.

329
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:53,618
Here, put this on.

330
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,186
What is this? What?

331
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:58,656
That is a rape whistle.

332
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,258
That's a rape whistle.

333
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,592
What?

334
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,329
This is
a dog whistle, mom.

335
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:04,329
Oh, well...

336
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,965
Are you afraid these dogs
are gonna rape me?

337
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,066
Is that the main concern?

338
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,233
Can I just see that?

339
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,969
I didn't look
at the dogs.

340
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,270
Do they look like
rapists to you?

341
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:12,270
Whatever!

342
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,473
Why don't you just say,
"thank you, mom"?

343
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,641
Thank you.

344
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,509
"I'm being raped by a dog."

345
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,447
Oh, my god!

346
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,217
It works.

347
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:29,420
Wow! Mmm-hmm.
Huh?

348
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,726
Welcome.

349
00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:36,160
Oh, thank you. Um

350
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,196
that's check-in, right?
Welcome.

351
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:42,734
No, no! Thank you so much.
No. Thank you.

352
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,538
This is me.
Thank you.

353
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,309
Oh, thank you
very much.

354
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,278
What's this?
Welcome!

355
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,648
Ma'am!

356
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,250
"Whale" what?

357
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,452
"Welcome."
Oh!

358
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,321
"Welcome."
I'm sorry. Honey!

359
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,455
They're not serving up
whale semen.

360
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,424
I'm so sorry.
I've got it, thank you.

361
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,026
I know,
but that was not good.

362
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,028
Okay.
And I have you down
for a king.

363
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,796
Oh. Nope,
that's not right.

364
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,564
I was supposed to
be a king

365
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,567
but one thing
led to another,
and I changed it.

366
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,269
So, it's two queens now.

367
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,604
Are you sure
you changed it?

368
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,039
Yeah, I called ahead.

369
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,041
I do see that note here.

370
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,710
Okay, well, can you look
at that note

371
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,279
and make that
note happen?

372
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:29,814
I'm sorry, I cannot.

373
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,050
So I'm just
gonna share

374
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,152
a king-size bed
in a romantic locale

375
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,553
with my mother?

376
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,622
You can sleep
head-to-toe.

377
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:41,059
Like we're 69-ing.

378
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,194
Great.

379
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,363
I know what that means,
you know. "69-ing."

380
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,731
Really, mom?
What does it mean?

381
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,132
Don't test me.

382
00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,744
Hey.
Hi.

383
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,345
You ate lunch
without me.

384
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:04,115
Oh, yeah. Sorry.

385
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,383
And you got a drink.

386
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,085
At 2:00 P.M.

387
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,520
Mmm-hmm. Sure do.

388
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,090
Hey, honey, you're gonna
break your toes in these.

389
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:12,090
No, I'm not.

390
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,625
These flip-flops are bad
for your feet.

391
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,760
Okay, all right.
I know.

392
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,728
I'm a grown woman,
so I'm fine.

393
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,197
But thank you.

394
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,232
Why are you dressed
like powder?

395
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,600
You look like a beekeeper.

396
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,402
Just get some sun,
is what I'm saying.

397
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,704
The sun
is very dangerous.

398
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:32,743
Mom!

399
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,245
Okay, please.
I just want to fix this.

400
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:34,245
You put so much on.

401
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:37,748
I don't want you
to get melanoma
in front of my eyes.

402
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,584
Please.
Here. Here.

403
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:42,720
Mom!

404
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,129
So

405
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,164
I'm just gonna
read my magazine.

406
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,440
Oh, that's nice.

407
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,376
I didn't know they had
a day care program
at the hotel.

408
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,312
So, I don't get it.

409
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,314
It's gross.
It is gross.

410
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,685
Oh, god!

411
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,821
Have you talked
to your dad lately?

412
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,457
Mmm-mmm. I think he's still
in Florida with Susan.

413
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,430
Let's go out tonight.

414
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,798
What? No, I can't.

415
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,301
Yeah, you and me.
We're going out.

416
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,270
No, no, no.
Why?

417
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:34,605
Hair, make-up, boobs.
We're going out.

418
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,440
Come on.
Don't do this.

419
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:40,444
Emily, I am not going
strolling in Ecuador
at night.

420
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,679
You're such
a scaredy-cat.

421
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,314
This is what
I'm talking about.

422
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,482
You're gonna miss
this whole trip.

423
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,350
Everything shouldn't be
so scary.

424
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,352
Oh, it damn well
should.

425
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,621
Okay, thank you.

426
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:53,357
Name's Ruth. Traveling with
my best friend, Barb.

427
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,494
We usually go to
the Arizona gem show
every year.

428
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,463
But this year,
Barb got a deal
on this resort.

429
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,865
Well, enjoy it.

430
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,300
Ecuador's a pretty place.

431
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,468
No arguing that.

432
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:05,970
But you can't
let your guard down.

433
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,339
That is right.
That is exactly right.

434
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,607
A lot of terrible things

435
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,375
happen outside
these little gates.

436
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,744
Exactly. See?
The world's a scary place.

437
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,348
One in four tourists in
south America are kidnapped.

438
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,583
What? Incredible!

439
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,850
Not true.

440
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,352
Totally true.

441
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,388
One, two, three,
somebody's missing.

442
00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,489
It's false.

443
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:25,489
Oh, my god.

444
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:29,493
Anyway, Barb retired
last year. Oh, look!

445
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,230
That's her over there.
Finally getting some peace.

446
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,764
You know,
she was in special ops.

447
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,600
And she's seen some shit.

448
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,368
Hi, Barb!

449
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,271
Special ops!
Wow, that's
very interesting.

450
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,842
Oh, don't bother
waiting for a response.

451
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,246
Barb cut her own tongue out
when she left the service.

452
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,380
Precautionary measures

453
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,449
to prevent from
being interrogated

454
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,517
for top secret information.

455
00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,919
Couldn't they just
torture her

456
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,455
into writing down
the information?

457
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,862
Well, anyway,
i best get going.

458
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,898
Here's my number,
in case you guys want
to grab dinner

459
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,667
or lunch, or breakfast,
or a snack.

460
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,002
Okay.

461
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:13,404
Or just kinda sit,
you know?

462
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,605
Just sittin'.

463
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,741
Thank you, Ruth.
Thank you so much.

464
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,676
See you at dinner.

465
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,680
- Wow.
- Well

466
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:26,384
I'm going to be having
a lovely evening
here tonight

467
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,286
reading my novellas.

468
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:30,688
Well, I'm going to get ready
and have a drink.

469
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,423
What a shock.

470
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,049
Hey, do you mind
if I join you?

471
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,918
Hey, that dude...

472
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,687
Oh, no. Uh, sorry.

473
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,754
You.

474
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,590
Mind if I join you?

475
00:22:06,592 --> 00:22:09,460
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, come over.

476
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,861
Please.

477
00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,997
Uh, not you. It was me.
Excuse me?

478
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,666
Could you kind of beat it?
'Cause you're a distraction.

479
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,702
Hey, how are you?
I'm James.

480
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,969
Emily.
Hi, Emily.

481
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,604
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

482
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,006
What happened
to your arm?

483
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,874
Did you try to kill yourself
'cause you're so ugly?

484
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,345
No, I, um

485
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,413
I've just spent the past
few weeks in koh phangan.

486
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:29,413
Mmm.

487
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:32,850
And my last day there I kept
thinking about that quote

488
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,719
"man cannot discover
new oceans

489
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:38,689
"unless he has the courage
to lose sight of the shore."

490
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,425
Wow, I love that
you don't

491
00:22:41,427 --> 00:22:42,893
care about sounding
like a weirdo.

492
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,995
Well, you know,

493
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,031
I wanted a tattoo
to symbolize that

494
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:50,368
but I'm pretty sure
i must have been wasted

495
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,002
because I don't know
what borat has to do

496
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:53,137
with any of that.

497
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,572
That is brutal.

498
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,840
Yeah, it is.

499
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,508
But, actually,
i can beat that.

500
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,776
Look at this.
Okay.

501
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:01,045
I got this.
I was 18, okay?

502
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,780
Look at that.
It's raised.

503
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,648
Touch it, it's raised.
That is horrible.

504
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,450
I got it
at the worst place.

505
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,651
And my skirt's
over my head.

506
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:07,651
Is that finished?

507
00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:11,922
I mean,
people have certainly
finished on it.

508
00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,924
I'm sorry.

509
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:13,924
I don't know
why I just said that.

510
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,460
I'm trying to, like,
be funny for you.

511
00:23:16,462 --> 00:23:18,662
So, here you are.
How come you're here?

512
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:20,464
I'm a model.
I'm here, modeling.

513
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:22,900
So you're not here
with your boyfriend?

514
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,068
Is he a model, too?

515
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,003
Uh, no, I'm just here
with, um

516
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,406
my

517
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,776
my mom.

518
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:33,477
Hey, that's so crazy
you're here with your mom

519
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:34,678
because I'm here
with my mom.

520
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,747
Really?

521
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,048
No, absolutely not.

522
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,951
That would be so sad,
because I'm an adult.

523
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,720
It's pronounced "adult."

524
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,190
You've been to Egypt?
What were you saying?

525
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,758
No, yeah,
i went to Egypt.

526
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,693
I know it's kind of
dangerous right now.

527
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:51,962
But, I've hiked up
mountains in Iran.

528
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,432
I've run with the bulls
in Spain.

529
00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:57,034
I've eaten poisonous
blowfish in Japan.

530
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,804
To me, those are the moments
that make life worth living.

531
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,806
I love everything
you're saying.

532
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,975
Your instagram
must be insane.

533
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:08,078
Oh, well, no. I'm not really
on any of those things.

534
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:10,080
How can anybody
see what you do?

535
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,183
Well, they don't.
But I get to live it.

536
00:24:15,687 --> 00:24:18,122
Do you wanna do
something tonight?

537
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,090
Like, something crazy,

538
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,926
or can we do
something amazing?

539
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:21,926
Yeah!

540
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:27,731
I'm sure we can rustle up
some adventure tonight.

541
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:29,533
Yes!
Yeah.

542
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:33,671
Everything okay
over here, Emily?

543
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,573
I met them at the pool.
Oh, you guys.

544
00:24:35,575 --> 00:24:38,008
Remember, never have more
drinks than you have tits.

545
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,477
Two tits, two drinks.

546
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,845
I know how many tits
i have.

547
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,012
Please, go away.

548
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:43,881
Did you just give me
danger eyes?

549
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,616
I don't even know what
"danger eyes" is.

550
00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:48,018
I gave you
get-the-fuck-outta here eyes.
Go away.

551
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,620
It was like this.

552
00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,021
That's kind of a thing.
I didn't make that face.

553
00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,156
I think you...

554
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,257
That's danger eyes.

555
00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:54,492
Go.

556
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,960
Go away.

557
00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:01,832
Ride or die.

558
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:07,137
Barb, you're wilin' out
right now.

559
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,106
Thank you, Barb. Okay.

560
00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:00,991
Hey.

561
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:02,693
Hey.

562
00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,628
That was not
what it looked like.

563
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:08,165
I was just washing my vagina
in case we hooked up.

564
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,900
That is what
it looked like.

565
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,268
Oh, okay.
Yeah.

566
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:14,038
'Cause when I drink sometimes
it smells like soup.

567
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,006
Hey, do you know what?
Shall we?

568
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,975
Yeah?

569
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:20,010
Hey, what kind of soup?

570
00:26:20,012 --> 00:26:22,246
Um, that is none
of your business.

571
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:49,907
Really? What? What?

572
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:52,943
Slow down. You're like...

573
00:26:53,778 --> 00:26:55,145
Here we go.

574
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,280
What is this?

575
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,815
Check it out.

576
00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,851
No.

577
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:02,886
Oh, my god!

578
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:04,755
What do you think?

579
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,123
I can't believe this.

580
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,758
I know.
They just sort of pop up.

581
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,326
Is this like a tree
or something?

582
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,894
It is a tree.

583
00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:12,663
You're gonna know all these
people by the end of it.

584
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:13,764
Yes.

585
00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:14,965
Hola!
Just two of those.

586
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:24,041
That's Capoeira.

587
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,670
Oh, shit!

588
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:54,705
Uh, I'm really sorry.
She's never done that before.

589
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:54,705
Oh, my god.
Are you okay?

590
00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,775
I think you might have
killed the guy.

591
00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,109
Holy shit.
I'm sorry.

592
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,983
Oh, this is nice.
Right?

593
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,251
That's made of glass.

594
00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,719
Yeah, it is.

595
00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:10,788
And the elevator there
is made of steel.

596
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,456
And you are okay
finding your room?

597
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,925
Oh. Yeah.

598
00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,194
No, I had a buzz earlier.

599
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,963
But it's gone now.

600
00:28:19,965 --> 00:28:21,865
Uh...

601
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,301
Your tit's out.

602
00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:27,771
Your tit's out, too.

603
00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,841
No, your tit
is actually

604
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:31,942
emerged.

605
00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,049
I thought
i felt a breeze.

606
00:28:40,251 --> 00:28:41,952
Will you excuse me?

607
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,320
Oh, no.
Yeah, absolutely.

608
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,761
God, I wish
i could invite you up.

609
00:28:50,763 --> 00:28:52,396
But I can't.

610
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,398
I have to 69 my mom.

611
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,400
Well, how about,
then

612
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,403
you set your alarm
for 9:00 a.M

613
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:02,406
and we will go
on another adventure?

614
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:05,342
Yeah! I would love it.

615
00:29:06,144 --> 00:29:08,245
Oh, shit.

616
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,813
I got my mom.

617
00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:11,148
No, bring her.

618
00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:12,816
It'll be fun.

619
00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:15,119
Oh, my god! James!

620
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:15,119
Thank you.

621
00:29:15,121 --> 00:29:18,155
That's all right.
The pleasure's
gonna be mine.

622
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,490
So, you get off to bed

623
00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:21,225
and I will see you
tomorrow.

624
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:25,095
I'll see you
tomorrow, too.

625
00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:43,814
Oh!

626
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:56,794
Sorry.

627
00:29:58,196 --> 00:30:01,265
Mom,
i had the best night.

628
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:04,535
I learned the capoa.

629
00:30:04,537 --> 00:30:07,871
You do that.
And I danced with a lady.

630
00:30:08,941 --> 00:30:10,007
I'm okay.

631
00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,943
And we twerked.

632
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:14,278
Did you ever twerk, ma?

633
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,813
No.
It's easy.

634
00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:17,214
You just loosen
your lower back,

635
00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:18,816
and you kind of jump.

636
00:30:18,818 --> 00:30:20,417
Are you getting it?
Yeah.

637
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,953
I was doing it
better before.

638
00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:26,223
What is this haunted swan
doing here?

639
00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:28,091
Scram, swan!

640
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,894
Mom

641
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,063
I met a man.

642
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,464
Yeah?

643
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:38,101
I met a real man.

644
00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:40,838
Well, drinking with a man
in a foreign country...

645
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,441
You know? It's a smart,
responsible thing to do.

646
00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:44,975
Thank you.

647
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:50,848
I know that
that is Sincere,
and I thank you.

648
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,217
You missed
a maleficent night.

649
00:30:53,219 --> 00:30:55,352
Well, I'm sorry.
Go to sleep.

650
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,921
I can't get in.
It's too tight, mom.

651
00:30:57,923 --> 00:30:58,989
Just, here...

652
00:30:58,991 --> 00:31:00,257
Just put your feet
under there.

653
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:01,458
It's so tight.

654
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:02,593
It's tight,
but it will untighten.

655
00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:04,127
What are they
trying to prove?

656
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,262
Just go to sleep, honey.

657
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:05,262
He's my soul mate.

658
00:31:05,264 --> 00:31:08,966
I know, I'm sure.
Yeah, whatever.
Wait till tomorrow.

659
00:31:08,968 --> 00:31:12,035
He's gonna take us
on a day trip.

660
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:12,035
Mmm-hmm.
And you're going.

661
00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:16,039
No, I'm not.
I'm gonna read my book,
is what I'm gonna do.

662
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,274
I've got ten pages left.

663
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,509
Now that I'm awake.

664
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:22,246
And hopefully you won't start
drunk-snoring till I'm done.

665
00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,081
Do you wanna know
how this book ends?

666
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:25,482
I do. Absolutely.

667
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:26,650
Then the only way
you're gonna find out

668
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:26,650
is if you come tomorrow.

669
00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:29,653
This is my book now.
This is not your book.

670
00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:31,121
Yes, it is.
This is my book.

671
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:31,121
You are too young
to be acting like this.

672
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:35,425
Oh, really?
Well, you're too old
to be acting like this.

673
00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:36,526
Now, give me my book!

674
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:37,594
No!

675
00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,463
You're coming!

676
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:41,265
You wanna know
how this ends, Linda?

677
00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:42,332
Yeah, I do.

678
00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:44,334
You will come tomorrow.

679
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:45,969
What did you do?

680
00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:48,639
I've got 'em right here
in my chi-chas.

681
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,474
Chi-cha?

682
00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:53,477
I'll see you
and James tomorrow.

683
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:54,945
God, Emily,
this isn't fun.

684
00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:56,146
Good night.

685
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,617
Oh!

686
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:02,386
Emily, please.

687
00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:04,621
It was the swan.

688
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,702
Ah!

689
00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:32,582
Ma!

690
00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:34,084
Is he looking at me?

691
00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:36,153
Is James looking?

692
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,554
No, he's not.

693
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,022
Here he comes.

694
00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:41,558
Here we go.

695
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,260
Yes!
Here you go.

696
00:32:43,262 --> 00:32:44,962
Thank you!
Thanks.

697
00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:47,497
Hey, cheers!

698
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,299
Ooh, cheers!
Cheers.

699
00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,434
What's in it?

700
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:50,434
I wish I could tell you.

701
00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,403
He said it was
a secret family recipe
or something.

702
00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,205
Oh, really?

703
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,306
It's good.

704
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:56,306
Do you guys mind
how we get back?

705
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,710
'Cause I was thinking
maybe we could take
the scenic route.

706
00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:01,278
We're gonna
go past waterfalls.

707
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,713
I always see about
12 rainbows.

708
00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,715
It's insane.
Or, if you want

709
00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:07,517
we could just take the old,
boring, dusty highway.

710
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:09,553
I'll take the old,
dusty highway.

711
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,188
What? Do you
hear yourself?

712
00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,990
Why are you
a life-ruiner?

713
00:33:12,992 --> 00:33:14,291
Do you know what?

714
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:15,592
She is kind of right
'cause I think we'd save

715
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,260
probably a whole

716
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:19,029
five minutes.

717
00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:20,697
So...
Okay.

718
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,332
Waterfalls and rainbows.

719
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:44,388
Where the hell are we?

720
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:47,190
Oh, we're just coming up
on a really beautiful view.

721
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:50,227
Do you guys have any service?
I have, like, no bars.

722
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,595
It's not letting me
post anything.

723
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,576
All right. That's it.

724
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:06,576
No more scenic route.

725
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:09,312
Let's just get us
on the main road, please.

726
00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:10,647
Are you sure?

727
00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:12,315
I mean,
this really is the way

728
00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:14,051
to experience the culture,
you know.

729
00:34:14,053 --> 00:34:15,152
No, thank you.

730
00:34:15,154 --> 00:34:16,286
Mom, it's fine.
I'm sure.

731
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:18,055
No, it's absolutely not!

732
00:34:18,057 --> 00:34:20,791
Just get us out, you know,
back, okay? And now!

733
00:34:20,793 --> 00:34:22,059
I want you to
do it right now.

734
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:22,059
I'm so sorry.

735
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:25,128
That's okay. Listen,
I'm really sorry, guys.

736
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:25,128
I didn't mean
to freak you out.

737
00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:28,532
Listen, I'm just gonna have
to turn around up here

738
00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:29,833
and then we'll get back
to the road.

739
00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,268
What was the name
of that dance

740
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:32,569
that we were doing
the other night?

741
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,337
Mom, you should have seen it.
Oh, my god!

742
00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:35,672
Capoeira!
Capoeira!

743
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:00,564
Oh, my god!

744
00:35:01,299 --> 00:35:02,632
Are you okay?

745
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,700
Oh, my god!

746
00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:05,435
Where are we?

747
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,374
Why would they take us?
Oh, my god!

748
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,344
Oh, fuck! Ew. Ew.

749
00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:16,246
Mom, why aren't
you talking?

750
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:18,381
Because I'm trying
to remain calm.

751
00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:21,618
And when I think about
where we are

752
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,220
and what's happening,
i start to panic.

753
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:24,788
And I don't
want to panic.

754
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,791
So I have chosen
to believe

755
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:30,127
that I am reading
a very compelling article

756
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:32,796
on local farming practices.

757
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,664
What the fuck is that?
Is that porn?

758
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,133
Because

759
00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:38,135
when I think
about all this...

760
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:39,803
I get upset!

761
00:35:39,805 --> 00:35:40,904
Oh, my god.

762
00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:44,541
So I'm moving on
to another article

763
00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,376
about this woman's asshole.

764
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:46,376
Her asshole?

765
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,412
Because I just don't know
what else to do.

766
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,514
Oh, my god!

767
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:50,514
Do you think
James is okay?

768
00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:53,517
Do you think they're
holding him here?

769
00:35:53,519 --> 00:35:54,918
Oh, Emily, don't you know

770
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,420
that James is part
of all this, honey?

771
00:35:57,422 --> 00:35:59,356
How can my daughter
be so foolish?

772
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,691
How could she
just not know this?

773
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,828
I am sorry
that this happened.

774
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,664
But I will get us
out of here, okay?

775
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,299
I'm gonna call...

776
00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:13,503
Oh, my god.
They took my phone.

777
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:16,306
Oh, my god,
they took my phone!

778
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:19,276
It's fine.
That's fine.

779
00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:20,844
We just gather
raw materials.

780
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,312
Okay, we...

781
00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:24,681
And we make a shiv.
I saw this.

782
00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,183
No.
I saw it. Yes!

783
00:36:26,185 --> 00:36:28,285
No. We fight, we lose.

784
00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,287
Holy shit!

785
00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:31,888
What are you
holy-shitting about?

786
00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:37,327
Oh, the blood on the wall?
Oh, well, that's there.

787
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,963
Hey, how about the scorpion,
over there in the corner?

788
00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:43,200
What? Oh, my god!
It's a fucking scorpion!

789
00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:44,467
Mom, you have to kill it.

790
00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:46,303
I'm not gonna kill it.
Kill it!

791
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,637
I can't kill it.

792
00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:51,708
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

793
00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:52,742
Where have you taken us?

794
00:36:52,744 --> 00:36:53,877
I have a few questions.

795
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:55,745
We have a very
high-up family,

796
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,314
and you're in
a lot of trouble.

797
00:36:57,316 --> 00:36:59,316
What the fuck is this?

798
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:01,351
That is heat-activated
birth control, sir,

799
00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:02,886
so please
keep that refrigerated.

800
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:05,355
This was a day.
This was a day trip.

801
00:37:05,357 --> 00:37:07,624
I know, but I like to be
prepared. It's important.

802
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,559
What's your pin number?

803
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,728
One

804
00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,796
two

805
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,432
three

806
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:18,368
four.

807
00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:19,436
Oh, god.

808
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,870
I was gonna change it.

809
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,772
Do you have husband?

810
00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,774
I am divorced.

811
00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:27,310
I also don't have
a husband yet.

812
00:37:27,312 --> 00:37:29,879
What about Jeffrey?
My son, Jeffrey.

813
00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:34,484
Oh, my god.
Our lives depend
on Jeffrey.

814
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:38,455
Shit.
What you're doing is shit.

815
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,490
It sucks.

816
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,927
Okay,
just think about
how to be better.

817
00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:49,366
You got Jeffrey.

818
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:50,900
Hello, Jeffrey.

819
00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:53,803
We have your mother
and your sister.

820
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,538
And you will now
pay ransom.

821
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,673
Pardon?

822
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,874
$100,000.

823
00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,376
Wired by noon tomorrow.

824
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:01,478
Okay, I don't know
who this is,

825
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:02,545
but if you keep
pranking me,

826
00:38:02,547 --> 00:38:03,680
I will report it
to the police.

827
00:38:03,682 --> 00:38:05,015
It will become
a police matter,

828
00:38:05,017 --> 00:38:06,816
and you will go to jail.
Okay?

829
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:09,286
I'm with Jacob right now.
It's his piano lesson.

830
00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:10,387
So fuck off.

831
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,622
Unfortunately,

832
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,823
for Linda and Emily

833
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,292
it is very real.

834
00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,893
Await further instructions.

835
00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:20,563
Mama? Hello! Hello!

836
00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:33,777
Oh, my god.

837
00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,722
Not too bad.

838
00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:48,725
However, I have to move you,
and that is annoying to me.

839
00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:51,428
Fortunately,
you have not
made me angry.

840
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:55,365
Should you ever
make me angry

841
00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:58,668
I will skin you alive
while your mother watches.

842
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,906
What does that mean?
Oh, god.

843
00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,108
Oh, my god. No! No!

844
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,609
Fight, mom. Fight!

845
00:39:06,611 --> 00:39:07,744
Fight, mom!

846
00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:10,013
Go limp. Go limp!

847
00:39:10,015 --> 00:39:11,715
No!
Go limp.

848
00:39:16,687 --> 00:39:18,355
I have a real phobia
about this.

849
00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:19,956
Of what?
Being locked in
a car trunk?

850
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:22,459
Yeah, I think everybody's
got that one, mom.

851
00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:27,030
Oh, my god!
I feel like I can get this.

852
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:28,865
It's loosening.

853
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,934
Hold on.
Wait, I think I got it.

854
00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:33,002
Oh! Okay.
Do me! Do me!

855
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:37,941
No. I don't care.
Okay.

856
00:39:38,776 --> 00:39:40,043
Okay. It's off.

857
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,511
Oh, my god.

858
00:39:46,784 --> 00:39:47,917
Oh, my god.
We're stopped.

859
00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:49,753
Okay, he's out.
What do we do?

860
00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:49,753
I saw this
on dateline once.

861
00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:51,888
These people were trapped
in a trunk,

862
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:51,888
and they found
these wires...

863
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,124
Wait, wires?
I feel some wires.

864
00:39:54,126 --> 00:39:55,458
Just grab it?
Yeah.

865
00:39:55,460 --> 00:39:56,926
Should I pull it?
Yes.

866
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:58,862
Oh!
Oh, we're out! Okay.

867
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:04,868
Okay.

868
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,838
Okay, this way, come on.

869
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,673
Mom, what are you doing?
My knees.

870
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:11,741
Keep up!

871
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,543
Oh, shit!

872
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,645
I told you not to wear
your flip-flops!

873
00:40:15,647 --> 00:40:17,881
It wasn't
flip-flop related, mother.

874
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:20,683
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

875
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:27,991
Oh, shit!
Go, mom!

876
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:29,726
Go!
Ola!

877
00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,127
Oh, my god!

878
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,629
Mom! Come on!

879
00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,130
I'm trying!

880
00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:38,501
Come on!
I'm coming.

881
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:39,836
Watch out, mom!
He's right behind you!

882
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:41,638
Emily!
Come on!

883
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:43,173
Oh, my god.

884
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:45,508
Come on!

885
00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:49,813
He's got my leg!

886
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:16,840
We're stopped.

887
00:41:16,842 --> 00:41:19,843
This is the end of the line,
whatever that means.

888
00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:21,911
Come on, honey.

889
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,980
Ma, do you think there's
any way that, like,

890
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,682
maybe that guy's okay?

891
00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:28,485
I saw his brains.

892
00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:30,186
Why can't you just
make me feel better?

893
00:41:31,121 --> 00:41:33,623
Oh, my god.
Thank you so much.

894
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:35,091
You are such a sweetie.

895
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,166
What? Hector morgado?

896
00:41:46,804 --> 00:41:48,071
This is...

897
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,606
Honey, he's nervous.

898
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,209
Wait,
where are you going?

899
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,577
Where are you going?

900
00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,045
Should we get
back in here?

901
00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:57,614
What are we
supposed to do?

902
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:01,050
Okay, we gotta get
out of here. Let's go.

903
00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:03,953
What we need to focus
on is that we got out.

904
00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,588
I don't know
why I let you talk me

905
00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:06,923
into this
in the first place.

906
00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,291
I should have stayed
at the hotel.

907
00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:10,860
I can't fight with you
right now. I'm starving.

908
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:11,995
Do you hear
my stomach?

909
00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:14,097
It's, like, crazy.
I'm so hungry.

910
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,000
- Oh, my god.
- A phone!

911
00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:19,569
A Turkey leg!

912
00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:21,037
Mmm-hmm,
hold on one second.

913
00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:23,139
State department,
this is Morgan.

914
00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:25,041
Please listen
very carefully to me, sir.

915
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:26,809
My mother and i
have been kidnapped.

916
00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:28,244
Mmm, okay,
where are you guys now?

917
00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,580
Puerto Matias.

918
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:30,580
Puerto Matias.

919
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:32,849
That's in Southern Colombia.
Let me pull that up.

920
00:42:32,851 --> 00:42:34,584
Will you hold on
for one second?

921
00:42:34,586 --> 00:42:36,286
They took us to Colombia.
It's fine, it's fine.

922
00:42:36,288 --> 00:42:38,588
It's just a different...

923
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:39,822
Zip code.
It's so far.

924
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:39,822
Okay.

925
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,625
Okay, go ahead and get out
a pencil and paper for me.

926
00:42:42,627 --> 00:42:44,861
And write down "calle..."

927
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:44,861
"Cali" what?

928
00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:48,798
Is this a tall building
that we need to get to

929
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,300
so you can pick us up
on the top of it?

930
00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:51,668
That's the address
of the nearest

931
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,002
us consulate in Bogota.

932
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:56,306
Okay, but you have
to actually come get us

933
00:42:56,308 --> 00:43:00,009
because we are Americans
in peril. So...

934
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:00,009
I'm sorry to tell you,

935
00:43:00,011 --> 00:43:02,312
but any time you
travel internationally,

936
00:43:02,314 --> 00:43:02,312
you take a risk.

937
00:43:02,314 --> 00:43:06,282
Most of Colombia
is beautiful and
very safe now.

938
00:43:06,284 --> 00:43:07,917
With the exception
of puerto Matias,

939
00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,686
which is very much not.

940
00:43:09,688 --> 00:43:11,054
So trust no one.

941
00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:11,054
Good luck.

942
00:43:11,056 --> 00:43:14,324
And thanks for calling
the us state department.

943
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:21,598
You talked to him.
What'd he say?

944
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,368
I think we're gonna need
to make another phone call.

945
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:27,070
We're gonna get you
out of this.

946
00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:29,639
I don't know if you remember
me telling you this

947
00:43:29,641 --> 00:43:31,708
but Barb was
in the special ops.

948
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:34,077
So she's highly trained
for this type of situation.

949
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,878
Let me tell you a story
about Barb.

950
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,047
We're on a limited time card.
We really need...

951
00:43:38,049 --> 00:43:39,916
1991, Kuwait.

952
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:41,217
Hot as fuck...

953
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,285
Hello?

954
00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,620
Hello?

955
00:43:45,356 --> 00:43:47,657
Oh, my god.

956
00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:49,158
This place seems okay.

957
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,696
Hi.

958
00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:56,399
Hi. When does
the next bus leave?

959
00:43:58,269 --> 00:44:00,803
Bus doesn't leave
for about 36 hours.

960
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,005
Oh, my god.

961
00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:04,641
But I know a man
who can take care of you.

962
00:44:04,643 --> 00:44:07,043
Oh, yeah,
I'm sure he could.
Mmm-hmm.

963
00:44:07,045 --> 00:44:09,178
This is how sex slavery
starts, honey.

964
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:09,178
I'm so sorry.

965
00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:12,649
Listen, no.
You don't have to
worry about that.

966
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:14,717
Those kinds of people want
young, beautiful females.

967
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,686
You're safe.

968
00:44:16,688 --> 00:44:18,888
Oh, well, yeah.
That's good.

969
00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,189
Okay, how dare you!

970
00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:22,258
Like, that is so rude.

971
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,693
That's crazy.
Well, honey.

972
00:44:23,695 --> 00:44:25,261
No. Like, how dare you.
That's my mother.

973
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:25,261
Honey, have a peanut.

974
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:27,797
Okay, fine.
But if you think
it would be safer

975
00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:29,198
for me to kind of,
like

976
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,867
go hide and then
she meets your friend

977
00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:32,035
who knows
how to get us to the...

978
00:44:32,037 --> 00:44:33,369
No, I don't want you
to do that.

979
00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,171
No, you're both safe.

980
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:37,173
How do you mean?

981
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,975
Your poofy face
will protect you.

982
00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:42,345
But, over there,
that man is who I mean.

983
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,717
Can I help you, ma'ams?

984
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,152
He's American.
America!

985
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,388
Oh, my god.
We're Americans. Hi.

986
00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,357
I'm Emily and this is Linda.
Hi, I'm Linda.

987
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,059
You don't even understand
the ordeal

988
00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:57,293
that we have just
been through.

989
00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:57,293
Yeah, I mean,
we were kidnapped.

990
00:44:57,295 --> 00:45:00,129
We really need to
get to the us consulate in

991
00:45:00,131 --> 00:45:01,764
Bogota?
Right.

992
00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:02,865
As soon as possible,
kind of.

993
00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:04,801
So, if you know
the easiest way.

994
00:45:04,803 --> 00:45:05,968
The easy way?

995
00:45:11,909 --> 00:45:14,110
They were laughing
at something else.

996
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:16,012
You're not going to find
that in Colombia.

997
00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:20,316
Ah, you've got
mountain ranges
to the north.

998
00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,451
Mom, come on.

999
00:45:21,453 --> 00:45:23,920
Jungles to
the east and west.

1000
00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:27,290
And, well, the mighty one,
the river,
she's to the south.

1001
00:45:28,292 --> 00:45:30,259
There is no easy trek.

1002
00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:31,994
There's a reason
they call Colombia

1003
00:45:31,996 --> 00:45:33,796
"the sack of the Jaguar."

1004
00:45:33,798 --> 00:45:35,832
I never heard of that before.
I'll tell you what.

1005
00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:37,934
I've got a slow boat,
headed down river.

1006
00:45:37,936 --> 00:45:39,969
I can take you east
along the Amazon

1007
00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:39,969
and stretch it up north.

1008
00:45:39,971 --> 00:45:42,905
We should be able to
drop you off close enough

1009
00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:45,141
that you can
make it to Bogota without
too much trouble.

1010
00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:46,209
Name's Roger Simmons.

1011
00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:47,477
The boat's docked
just out back.

1012
00:45:47,479 --> 00:45:49,879
Crew's getting her seaworthy
as we speak. So...

1013
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:51,914
I'll check in with them
then come back for you.

1014
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:52,982
Thank you.

1015
00:45:52,984 --> 00:45:54,050
Senor!

1016
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,220
Chicken wings
for the ladies.

1017
00:45:59,289 --> 00:46:00,890
You're safe with me.

1018
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,492
Thank you.

1019
00:46:03,994 --> 00:46:05,394
Yeah!

1020
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:06,896
Slow boat!

1021
00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:08,030
Slow boat.

1022
00:46:08,032 --> 00:46:09,432
You wanna
get the chicken wings?

1023
00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:10,867
That'd be great.

1024
00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:23,179
Ma, stop.
Don't, like, caress me.

1025
00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:23,179
Oh, sweetie.

1026
00:46:23,181 --> 00:46:26,816
You look just like you did
when you were three.

1027
00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:28,851
Okay. You need to start
dating again.

1028
00:46:28,853 --> 00:46:30,253
What?
Yeah, you do.

1029
00:46:30,255 --> 00:46:32,922
Oh, please.
Don't start with
this again.

1030
00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:35,024
Why?
I've been there,
done that.

1031
00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:36,559
All right,
I'm gonna pee.

1032
00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:37,994
Don't let them
take the wings away.

1033
00:46:37,996 --> 00:46:39,095
Okay, honey.

1034
00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:46,135
Oh, my god. Help!

1035
00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:48,070
Mom! Oh, my god! Ow!

1036
00:46:51,508 --> 00:46:52,942
Oh, my god.

1037
00:46:55,345 --> 00:46:56,412
That's him.

1038
00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:58,247
That's the guy.
Oh, god.

1039
00:46:58,249 --> 00:46:59,916
Hi, sir.

1040
00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:01,017
Remember us?

1041
00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:02,118
Shut the fuck up.

1042
00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:06,088
Why did you come
to south America?

1043
00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:07,356
I didn't want to come.
I never wanted to come.

1044
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:09,292
For the cultural
experience

1045
00:47:09,294 --> 00:47:11,360
and the red cross.

1046
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:12,595
You come down here

1047
00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:14,330
you stay
at your fancy resort

1048
00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,499
clutching your pearls.

1049
00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,034
Look at my people
like you are at the zoo.

1050
00:47:18,036 --> 00:47:19,335
What the fuck?

1051
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,270
You offer nothing
here to them.

1052
00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:22,972
And you take everything.

1053
00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:25,041
And then

1054
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:28,511
you kill my only nephew.

1055
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:29,846
Oh!

1056
00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:31,480
Oh, my god.
Oh, no. No.

1057
00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:33,149
- We had no idea.
- We didn't know.

1058
00:47:33,151 --> 00:47:34,951
- We're new in town.
- We're very new.

1059
00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,252
He was cute.

1060
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:36,252
He was fast.

1061
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:39,522
You should have seen him
in those last moments.

1062
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,891
I'm sorry.
But listen,
you kidnapped us.

1063
00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:44,227
And that's what
motivated that.
So, like

1064
00:47:44,229 --> 00:47:45,294
that is on you.

1065
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:46,629
Okay. What?
Wait a minute.

1066
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,431
She's really
such a good kid.

1067
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,199
She is garbage.

1068
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,467
No.

1069
00:47:51,469 --> 00:47:53,169
Yeah. Yes.

1070
00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:54,971
Yes, I am.
Yes, you are.

1071
00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:57,607
I am garbage.
I have never voted.

1072
00:47:57,609 --> 00:48:00,309
I don't know any Spanish.
I only know one word.

1073
00:48:00,311 --> 00:48:02,545
What they called me at my job
at the restaurant. Puta!

1074
00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:03,946
Which I don't know
what it means.

1075
00:48:03,948 --> 00:48:05,348
"Princess" or
"pretty" or...

1076
00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:07,383
It means "whore."

1077
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,885
That checks out.

1078
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:11,087
You took someone
from my family.

1079
00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,357
I must take someone
from yours.

1080
00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:19,061
That is the way it is.
I didn't make the rules.

1081
00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:20,329
Not this one.

1082
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,032
Mom.

1083
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:24,934
Okay. Okay.

1084
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:26,969
Hold on. Look!

1085
00:48:26,971 --> 00:48:28,604
A spear gun.

1086
00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:28,604
I want you to take that,

1087
00:48:28,606 --> 00:48:31,340
and I want you
to threaten him with it.

1088
00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:32,441
Okay, I'm gonna
distract them.

1089
00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:33,509
Where are you going?

1090
00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:34,944
I'm gonna distract them!

1091
00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:36,345
You're distracting them?

1092
00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:47,189
My son!

1093
00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:49,525
My son! My only son!

1094
00:48:50,662 --> 00:48:51,928
What?

1095
00:48:51,930 --> 00:48:53,996
Kill them!

1096
00:48:53,998 --> 00:48:55,998
I told you
to threaten him.

1097
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:55,998
That's his son?

1098
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,101
Someone order a boat
with a side of adventure?

1099
00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:01,203
Shut the fuck up, Roger!

1100
00:49:01,205 --> 00:49:04,540
My son! My only son!

1101
00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:06,075
- Go!
- Let's go!

1102
00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:07,276
Manuel! Quickly, the boat!

1103
00:49:07,278 --> 00:49:08,477
Come on, mom!

1104
00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,518
This is Morgan Russell.

1105
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,253
Yes! Morgan Russell!

1106
00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:18,387
I'm the one
that's been calling

1107
00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:18,387
about the middleton ladies

1108
00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:21,457
and their situation
down in south America.

1109
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:22,725
Let's go get 'em.
What's the plan?

1110
00:49:22,727 --> 00:49:25,261
Right, so, I told her
to contact me

1111
00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:25,261
once she gets to Bogota.
Mmm-hmm.

1112
00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:29,065
There's not much more
i can do,
unfortunately, sir.

1113
00:49:29,067 --> 00:49:33,269
Okay, I imagine that
you have some kind of

1114
00:49:34,004 --> 00:49:34,003
commando squad.

1115
00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:37,306
Maybe, like,
four underground
criminals

1116
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,742
who were tried for a crime
they didn't commit.

1117
00:49:39,744 --> 00:49:41,577
And they've been living
in the underground

1118
00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:43,279
kinda helping people
along the way, almost

1119
00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:44,547
sir, were you born
in the '70s?

1120
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:44,547
Yeah.
Mmm.

1121
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:47,516
That sounds like the a-team.
It is the a-team.

1122
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:49,285
Do you have an a-team?

1123
00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:52,121
We actually disbanded that
program in 1994, sir.

1124
00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:53,255
Fuck! Shit!

1125
00:49:53,257 --> 00:49:53,255
Okay, here's how
you can help.

1126
00:49:53,257 --> 00:49:55,725
Pull out a pen
and a piece of paper.

1127
00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:55,725
Okay.

1128
00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:59,261
And write down, "if you feel
the urge to call again

1129
00:49:59,263 --> 00:50:00,663
"resist it."

1130
00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,164
Wait. That's the advice?

1131
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,399
That's what
you're giving me?

1132
00:50:03,401 --> 00:50:04,467
Yep.

1133
00:50:42,707 --> 00:50:45,441
I don't remember
the last time
i had a drink.

1134
00:50:46,778 --> 00:50:49,311
Mom, you need to relax.
All right?

1135
00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:50,446
You're stressing me out.

1136
00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:50,446
I can't relax.

1137
00:50:50,448 --> 00:50:54,650
The most terrifying man
i ever saw in my life

1138
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:55,718
was going to cut us up

1139
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,720
in little pieces
with his machete.

1140
00:50:57,722 --> 00:51:01,323
And that was before
you murdered his son.

1141
00:51:01,325 --> 00:51:03,259
Accidentally murdered.

1142
00:51:03,261 --> 00:51:05,061
But, mom.
What?

1143
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:07,430
Can we focus on the positive?
Because we are safe now.

1144
00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:08,631
We're safe?

1145
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:11,534
You think we're safe?

1146
00:51:11,536 --> 00:51:13,202
Yeah, we're safe.
We're on a boat.

1147
00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:15,337
Look how fast
they found us!

1148
00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:17,306
I mean, I'm going to be
looking over my shoulder

1149
00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:18,841
for the rest of my life.

1150
00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:20,443
And then
when I go to sleep
at night,

1151
00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:20,443
I'm going to have
an image

1152
00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:25,614
of that spear going
into that man's throat.
Ugh!

1153
00:51:25,616 --> 00:51:27,450
Why would you
bring that up, mom?

1154
00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:28,617
Can't you just
comfort me?

1155
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,486
Can you just please
be my parent

1156
00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:31,754
and make me feel better?

1157
00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:33,089
Do you want me
to make you feel better?

1158
00:51:33,091 --> 00:51:34,156
Yes.

1159
00:51:34,158 --> 00:51:37,293
You are
a very gifted murderer.

1160
00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:39,595
Okay.

1161
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:39,595
You know, mom,

1162
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:43,165
just because you
can't control
this exact situation

1163
00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:45,367
does not mean
you have to
lash out at me.

1164
00:51:45,369 --> 00:51:47,570
I can't stop my hands
from shaking, honey.

1165
00:51:47,572 --> 00:51:49,305
Maybe you need to chill out
with the drinking,

1166
00:51:49,307 --> 00:51:50,873
just a little bit, mom.

1167
00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:53,642
Look, Roger is gonna
get us home.

1168
00:51:53,644 --> 00:51:55,111
Let's focus on that.

1169
00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:56,745
Roger's going to
get us home

1170
00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:59,615
just like James
was taking you out
on a date.

1171
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:00,749
Get it?

1172
00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:02,351
Judgment.

1173
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:04,353
Linda, Emily.

1174
00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:05,788
Luis, here, just got word

1175
00:52:05,790 --> 00:52:07,523
that there's a boat
50 klicks back

1176
00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:09,525
looking for two
American women.

1177
00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:11,193
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.

1178
00:52:11,195 --> 00:52:13,129
Now, see? What'd I tell you?
Okay, okay.

1179
00:52:13,131 --> 00:52:16,899
We have no choice but
to slip off now onto a canoe.

1180
00:52:16,901 --> 00:52:19,535
I'll guide you through
the sack of the Jaguar.

1181
00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:21,270
Oh uh...

1182
00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:23,339
You know, it's funny.

1183
00:52:23,341 --> 00:52:24,607
I've been looking
for adventure

1184
00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:27,143
ever since I got to this
godforsaken land.

1185
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:30,412
And now, well, now

1186
00:52:30,414 --> 00:52:32,882
it looks like
adventure's found me.

1187
00:52:33,750 --> 00:52:35,584
Yeah.
Yeah, it has.

1188
00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:52,768
Oh, I'm weak, honey.

1189
00:52:53,570 --> 00:52:54,703
You should eat something.

1190
00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:57,773
Hey, Roger.
Is this fruit okay?

1191
00:52:58,808 --> 00:53:00,309
Sure.

1192
00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:01,810
Okay.

1193
00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:03,312
Oh, wait, do you mean, like,
is it poisonous?

1194
00:53:03,314 --> 00:53:05,181
I don't know. Probably.

1195
00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:06,649
Oh, my god!

1196
00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:06,649
Ladies, listen to me.

1197
00:53:06,651 --> 00:53:10,419
There's always a risk if you
want to feast on the sack.

1198
00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:13,255
At some point, you're gonna
have to pick your poison.

1199
00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:14,690
Starvation

1200
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,925
or poison.

1201
00:53:15,927 --> 00:53:17,593
Mmm.

1202
00:53:17,595 --> 00:53:19,361
Vatmonos.

1203
00:53:21,698 --> 00:53:23,232
Oh!

1204
00:53:24,935 --> 00:53:26,202
Ow!

1205
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:28,204
And, gosh, wasn't it weird

1206
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:31,340
how soggy the wood was
when I tried to light it?

1207
00:53:31,342 --> 00:53:32,408
So weird.

1208
00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:33,876
Linda, thanks
for stepping up.

1209
00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:35,211
You really did a great job.

1210
00:53:35,213 --> 00:53:36,478
Yeah. It's awesome, mom.

1211
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,280
Thanks, honey.

1212
00:53:38,282 --> 00:53:40,482
Roger, why don't you
tell us a story?

1213
00:53:40,484 --> 00:53:43,219
You've been an expedition
guide for forever, right?

1214
00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:45,487
Expedition guide?
Oh, that's flattering.

1215
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:46,722
I haven't heard
that one before.

1216
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,290
Yeah, my story.

1217
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:50,559
Uh, I've been here

1218
00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:53,362
three long weeks now.

1219
00:53:53,364 --> 00:53:55,497
First time on a plane.

1220
00:53:55,499 --> 00:53:57,433
'Til recently, I was a gm
at a trader Joe's

1221
00:53:57,435 --> 00:53:58,701
up in Rochester.

1222
00:53:58,703 --> 00:54:00,703
Although,
one could say that

1223
00:54:00,705 --> 00:54:02,238
the way that store
was managed,

1224
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:03,372
that was the real jungle.

1225
00:54:04,709 --> 00:54:07,243
And then, well,
my doctor said I was sick.

1226
00:54:07,245 --> 00:54:09,645
So, I said to myself,
"Roger! What the heck?"

1227
00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:11,013
"Go on down
to south America."

1228
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:12,648
Oh, god. Are you ill?

1229
00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:15,017
Hmm? Yes, ma'am.
Caught the travel bug.

1230
00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:16,552
Oh, the travel bug.

1231
00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:17,853
I thought
he was saying...

1232
00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:19,521
And cancer.

1233
00:54:19,523 --> 00:54:21,924
Doc gave me, oh,
a month to live,

1234
00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:23,626
which gives me about
a week now, so, yeah.

1235
00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:24,994
I mean, because you're
not just gonna

1236
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:27,630
walk on in
to the Amazon

1237
00:54:27,632 --> 00:54:29,932
if you're expecting
to walk on out.

1238
00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,467
And so, yeah.

1239
00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:35,471
No.
Sure.

1240
00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:36,739
We got a big day
tomorrow, huh?

1241
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,941
So I think we need to catch
a little shut-eye.

1242
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,776
Someone needs
to stand watch.

1243
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:41,910
Why don't you guys
take the first shift?

1244
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,412
Wake me up in ten hours.

1245
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,014
Oh, boy!

1246
00:54:45,016 --> 00:54:48,017
I don't know if
I'll ever even be able
to get to sleep.

1247
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,927
God. Ugh!

1248
00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,796
Why are we still
following him?

1249
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,298
He's a cashier.

1250
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:03,832
He's a manager, mom.

1251
00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:05,301
Just stay positive.

1252
00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:07,436
Feel free to drink
from any puddle you see.

1253
00:55:07,438 --> 00:55:09,071
All water in the jungle
is safe.

1254
00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:11,774
You have no information.

1255
00:55:16,046 --> 00:55:17,746
Wait.

1256
00:55:22,652 --> 00:55:24,920
And just over this Ridge

1257
00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:26,755
that's the quickest way
to Bogota.

1258
00:55:31,729 --> 00:55:34,330
We're going to swing over
to the other side.

1259
00:55:36,099 --> 00:55:37,733
One at a time.

1260
00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:39,001
I'll go first

1261
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:40,402
'cause I'm the man.

1262
00:55:42,605 --> 00:55:43,972
Ha-ha!

1263
00:55:54,451 --> 00:55:55,617
Oh!

1264
00:55:57,887 --> 00:55:59,021
Fuck! Shit!

1265
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,356
Okay, okay.

1266
00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:02,358
Oh, my god!
This is bullshit!

1267
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,459
Okay.

1268
00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:05,027
Oh, my god!

1269
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:06,462
Maybe he's okay.

1270
00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:07,629
Okay, okay, okay.

1271
00:56:07,631 --> 00:56:08,764
Okay.
Okay.

1272
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:10,032
Okay? Okay?
Okay. Okay.

1273
00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,500
Okay.
Okay.

1274
00:56:14,905 --> 00:56:15,971
Russell.

1275
00:56:16,706 --> 00:56:18,040
Hello, Morgan.

1276
00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:22,378
Sir, you've called
12 times today.

1277
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:22,378
I've already told you.

1278
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:25,647
I've been in touch with
the us consulate in Bogota.

1279
00:56:25,649 --> 00:56:26,782
They put out an alert

1280
00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:28,650
with the Colombian military
and police.

1281
00:56:28,652 --> 00:56:29,952
All we can do is wait
until we hear from them.

1282
00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:31,987
And I wonder what

1283
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,857
joanne would think
about this.

1284
00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:38,660
Wait, did you say "joanne"

1285
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:41,397
like, my wife, joanne?

1286
00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:42,731
Is this some kind
of a threat?

1287
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,800
No,
i didn't say joanne.

1288
00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:44,800
You said "joanne."

1289
00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:48,003
I said "yo, Anne."
No, you said "joanne"

1290
00:56:48,005 --> 00:56:49,805
like you've been on
my Facebook page
or something.

1291
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:49,805
Let me tell you something.

1292
00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:52,808
You called an officer
of the us government

1293
00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:54,543
and threatened his wife
over the phone.

1294
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:54,543
I'm gonna tell you what's
gonna happen right now

1295
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:57,913
so I want you to get
real quiet, okay?

1296
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:01,683
If you call this number
one more
motherfucking time

1297
00:57:01,685 --> 00:57:03,519
I'm gonna show up
at your house,

1298
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,821
handcuff you
to the bumper of your car

1299
00:57:05,823 --> 00:57:07,456
and drag you
to federal prison,

1300
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:09,024
where you will
be skull raped

1301
00:57:09,026 --> 00:57:10,893
to within an inch
of your life,

1302
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:12,728
every single
fucking night!

1303
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:14,196
I don't think
you're gonna enjoy that.

1304
00:57:14,198 --> 00:57:16,198
Oh, yeah?
I'll come to your house,

1305
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,866
and I'll fuck your dick.

1306
00:57:21,471 --> 00:57:22,771
You know what? Hold up.

1307
00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:29,945
Yo, yo, yo!

1308
00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:32,047
"Yo, yo, yo"?
That's racist, Jeffrey.
That's fucked up.

1309
00:57:32,049 --> 00:57:33,182
"Yo, yo, yo"?

1310
00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:35,851
Yo, this is
this is Derrick.

1311
00:57:35,853 --> 00:57:37,119
What's your last name,
Derrick?

1312
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,154
Black.

1313
00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:40,556
Now let me
tell you something.

1314
00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:42,491
That threat you made
is all fucked up.

1315
00:57:42,493 --> 00:57:44,993
I'm gonna come to your house.
I got your address right here.

1316
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:28,504
Okay,
where do we go now?

1317
00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:30,572
Roger said
it's just across the Ridge.

1318
00:58:30,574 --> 00:58:32,641
Roger is dead.

1319
00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:33,775
I realize that.

1320
00:58:33,777 --> 00:58:35,811
Yeah, and he didn't know
anything.

1321
00:58:35,813 --> 00:58:37,279
Just use the map, mom.

1322
00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:40,148
Oh, my god.

1323
00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:42,251
This is a placemat
from a restaurant.

1324
00:58:42,253 --> 00:58:43,819
Everything will be fine.

1325
00:58:43,821 --> 00:58:46,021
Everything is not fine,
Emily Louise.

1326
00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,123
Look where we are.
Look where we are.

1327
00:58:48,125 --> 00:58:50,626
In the middle
of the Amazon!

1328
00:58:51,761 --> 00:58:53,529
Oh, my god!

1329
00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:55,831
That's how desperate I am
to spend time with you.

1330
00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,232
I see you
all the time.

1331
00:58:58,234 --> 00:59:01,136
You see me
when you
need something.

1332
00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:02,237
That's not true.

1333
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:02,237
Yeah, and you know what?

1334
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:05,941
When I just say anything
just remotely critical...

1335
00:59:05,943 --> 00:59:08,644
Wait!
"Remotely critical"?

1336
00:59:08,646 --> 00:59:12,014
Mom, you flat-out
insult me.
All the time.

1337
00:59:12,016 --> 00:59:13,081
What?

1338
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,316
It's not a good way
to raise kids.

1339
00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,253
What do you know
about raising kids?

1340
00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:20,556
What do you know
about anything?

1341
00:59:20,558 --> 00:59:22,558
Except posting
pictures of yourself?

1342
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,193
Okay, well, I only post
so many pictures of myself

1343
00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:27,863
because I want
people to witness me

1344
00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:30,332
having an interesting,
full life

1345
00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:32,734
and give me compliments
in the comments.

1346
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:35,771
You can do that without
posting pictures. I do.

1347
00:59:35,773 --> 00:59:37,706
You have a full,
interesting life?

1348
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:39,741
You just check the locks
all day.

1349
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,944
And change
the kitty litter.

1350
00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:44,813
You hide in your home
with your adult son.

1351
00:59:46,049 --> 00:59:48,050
Are you saying that
I've wasted my life?

1352
00:59:49,285 --> 00:59:50,352
I didn't say that.

1353
00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:52,054
You know what?
You're wrong!

1354
00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:56,158
Because I had you.
And I had your brother.

1355
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,627
So don't you dare say
i wasted my life.

1356
00:59:58,629 --> 01:00:00,262
I gave you
everything I had.

1357
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:01,830
Everything!

1358
01:00:01,832 --> 01:00:03,832
And I did it alone!

1359
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:08,737
What the hell have you
ever done for anybody?

1360
01:00:08,739 --> 01:00:10,706
For 18 years

1361
01:00:10,708 --> 01:00:12,341
your mother is the most
important person

1362
01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:13,875
to you in your
entire life.

1363
01:00:13,877 --> 01:00:15,711
And then...
And then...

1364
01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:17,379
One day, poof!
You're gone.

1365
01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:18,847
And then what are you
supposed to do?

1366
01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:20,248
Like, just adjust?
Just like that?

1367
01:00:21,084 --> 01:00:22,718
It's not possible, Emily.

1368
01:00:23,353 --> 01:00:25,253
You were mine.

1369
01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:27,089
And now, you're not.

1370
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:29,358
And I...

1371
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:31,893
I miss you.

1372
01:00:31,895 --> 01:00:34,663
Mom, I'm right here.

1373
01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:36,632
I'm the one who
invited you on this trip.

1374
01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:38,233
I'm on this trip, Emily,

1375
01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:41,336
because you didn't want
to drink mai tais alone.

1376
01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,640
No! You are
the mergle fur!

1377
01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:47,242
What the hell
is mergle fur?

1378
01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:48,977
Oh, Emily!

1379
01:01:00,223 --> 01:01:02,257
Oh!

1380
01:01:02,259 --> 01:01:03,825
Thank god!

1381
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:03,825
What's going on?

1382
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:07,929
Honey, we're so lucky
because I had to drag you

1383
01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:10,198
all the way through
the jungle, looking for help.

1384
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,267
And I ran into Dr. Armando
and his friend.

1385
01:01:12,269 --> 01:01:12,267
Now, this is maco,

1386
01:01:12,269 --> 01:01:14,670
who I've been teaching
a little English.

1387
01:01:14,672 --> 01:01:16,004
No big deal.
Go ahead.

1388
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,372
Hello.
Ah!

1389
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:19,207
Good.
That's great.

1390
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:20,809
He's been assisting me

1391
01:01:20,811 --> 01:01:22,844
as I search local plants
for a compound

1392
01:01:22,846 --> 01:01:24,680
that could potentially...
Are you ready?

1393
01:01:24,682 --> 01:01:25,814
Cure cancer.

1394
01:01:25,816 --> 01:01:27,349
That is amazing!

1395
01:01:27,351 --> 01:01:29,084
I think so.
Yes, thank you.

1396
01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:30,352
All right.
Well, thank you, guys.

1397
01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:31,720
- Thanks, macho.
- You ready?

1398
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,288
Yeah, we're gonna
head out of here.

1399
01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:35,424
Oh, you can't go
just yet.

1400
01:01:35,426 --> 01:01:37,359
Um, you have
a parasite in you.

1401
01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,227
What?
What's that?

1402
01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:40,729
Here's the thing.
Your mother told us

1403
01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:42,864
that you've been, like,
extremely hungry lately.

1404
01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:44,733
And thankfully,
when you passed out

1405
01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,234
you shat yourself.

1406
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:47,369
Thank god.

1407
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,137
Never seen so much shit.

1408
01:01:50,974 --> 01:01:52,908
Like a human, almost.
Yeah.

1409
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,843
Okay, we understand.
It was a lot of shit.

1410
01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:55,911
Lots of shit. Yes.

1411
01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:55,911
I'm sorry.

1412
01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:58,413
But through that, we could
take a stool sample

1413
01:01:58,415 --> 01:01:58,413
and test it

1414
01:01:58,415 --> 01:02:01,383
and determine that
you have a tapeworm.

1415
01:02:01,385 --> 01:02:02,751
A tapeworm?

1416
01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:05,253
Tapeworm.

1417
01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,922
What?
Can I look at that?

1418
01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:08,990
Yes, please.
A second opinion is...
Yes.

1419
01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:10,125
Please, please, please.
Go ahead.

1420
01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:13,261
So what's the treatment?
Like a z-pack?

1421
01:02:13,263 --> 01:02:14,930
If it's already affecting
your appetite,

1422
01:02:14,932 --> 01:02:16,498
I think it's probably...

1423
01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:18,967
It's pretty significant.

1424
01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:18,967
Oh!

1425
01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:21,403
Listen.
We're out of praziquantel

1426
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:21,403
so we're going to have

1427
01:02:21,405 --> 01:02:23,739
to substract it
from you manually.

1428
01:02:23,741 --> 01:02:25,273
What? Manually? What?

1429
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:26,408
With my manuals.

1430
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:27,743
That's fuckin' gross.

1431
01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:28,844
Good news! Right now,

1432
01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:30,245
the tapeworm
is really hungry, right?

1433
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:31,513
So what we're gonna do

1434
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:33,849
is we're gonna lodge open
your throat

1435
01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:36,284
and dangle a piece of meat
in front of your throat.

1436
01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:37,753
Try to coax it out.

1437
01:02:37,755 --> 01:02:38,887
It'll feel safe,
but it's not safe

1438
01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:40,021
because I'm gonna pull it.

1439
01:02:40,023 --> 01:02:41,156
No!
Slowly!

1440
01:02:41,158 --> 01:02:43,158
Slowly! Slowly!
Then, slap it down.

1441
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:44,459
Slap it down. Kill it.

1442
01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:44,459
You both have
to pull it out?

1443
01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:48,263
It's a two-man job, ma'am.
It's a two-man job, I'm sorry.

1444
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:50,432
I've got a worm, mom.
I know.

1445
01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:51,933
Mom!
I'm here.

1446
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:54,035
Get the worm out, mom.
I'm your pillar.

1447
01:02:54,037 --> 01:02:55,103
Hello.

1448
01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:04,780
Oh, hello.

1449
01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:10,352
When will we know
when it's working?

1450
01:03:10,354 --> 01:03:13,288
When we look into
the worm's eyes, Linda.

1451
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:15,357
Come outside and face me.

1452
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:17,392
Yes. Show me your face.

1453
01:03:18,528 --> 01:03:20,996
Oh, here it comes. Okay.

1454
01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:22,063
Okay.

1455
01:03:25,803 --> 01:03:26,902
Oh. What?

1456
01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:28,336
Oh, it's coming.
It's making its way.

1457
01:03:28,338 --> 01:03:29,538
Okay, relax, I got this. Move.

1458
01:03:32,075 --> 01:03:34,376
Knock me out!
Knock me out!

1459
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:44,286
What are you doing?

1460
01:03:44,288 --> 01:03:45,821
Okay! Okay!

1461
01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:52,327
Help me. Help me!

1462
01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:05,006
It's not like at home.

1463
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:07,909
I bet.
Oh, there she comes.

1464
01:04:07,911 --> 01:04:08,977
Oh, look!

1465
01:04:09,445 --> 01:04:11,012
Hi.
Hi.

1466
01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:13,882
Baby.
Hi.

1467
01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:14,950
Do you feel better?

1468
01:04:15,484 --> 01:04:17,118
I feel great.

1469
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,520
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.

1470
01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:19,588
You did good.

1471
01:04:20,323 --> 01:04:22,357
Hi, maco. Thank you.

1472
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:25,293
Emily, this is
a traditional gift

1473
01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:26,428
that the village
made for you.

1474
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,129
It's for protection
while you're here.

1475
01:04:28,131 --> 01:04:29,865
For me?
Yes, for you.

1476
01:04:29,867 --> 01:04:31,266
Oh, my god.

1477
01:04:31,268 --> 01:04:33,401
That's so nice.

1478
01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:35,136
It's heavy. It's thick.

1479
01:04:35,138 --> 01:04:37,305
It's, like, hurting.
Thank you.

1480
01:04:37,307 --> 01:04:38,373
It's tight.

1481
01:04:40,276 --> 01:04:41,610
Something kanye
would design.

1482
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:43,545
That's great.

1483
01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:49,451
Do they just kind of
do that all day?

1484
01:04:49,453 --> 01:04:50,619
Oh, yes.

1485
01:04:50,621 --> 01:04:52,888
When we got here,
we provided a lift.

1486
01:04:52,890 --> 01:04:54,589
They used to have to walk
miles up the hill.

1487
01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:56,024
But, much easier now.

1488
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:57,893
That's very
thoughtful of you.

1489
01:04:57,895 --> 01:04:57,893
And what do the men do?

1490
01:04:57,895 --> 01:05:01,296
They just kind of straight
chill, or...

1491
01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,932
Culturally,
the women do the work

1492
01:05:03,934 --> 01:05:05,901
and the men, they provide
the protection, you know?

1493
01:05:06,302 --> 01:05:07,636
Yeah.

1494
01:05:08,337 --> 01:05:10,372
That's fucked up.

1495
01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:13,642
Not for the men. Yeah.

1496
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,915
That's so cool.
This is what
you guys are up to.

1497
01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:23,585
Oh, I'm like in this now.
Okay.

1498
01:05:25,321 --> 01:05:26,521
Ooh!

1499
01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:32,661
Emily! The doctor said
he could get us to Bogota.

1500
01:05:32,663 --> 01:05:34,262
That is amazing.

1501
01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:35,463
Oh, my god!

1502
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:36,665
Okay. Do I have
a couple minutes?

1503
01:05:36,667 --> 01:05:38,099
'Cause I'm
kinda helping...

1504
01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:39,935
Helping out the ladies.

1505
01:05:44,473 --> 01:05:46,074
Thank you.

1506
01:05:46,076 --> 01:05:48,143
Come here,
you know i
got you, girl.

1507
01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:51,413
Look at you helping.

1508
01:05:54,116 --> 01:05:56,518
Yeah, I am helpful.

1509
01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,520
Honey, you know, when
i said that, I didn't mean...

1510
01:05:58,522 --> 01:05:58,520
What?

1511
01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:01,990
That I'm selfish
or that I'm worthless?

1512
01:06:01,992 --> 01:06:03,191
Which part of our fight?

1513
01:06:03,193 --> 01:06:05,093
Emily, come on.
I didn't mean that.

1514
01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:07,462
It's fine.
I know how you see me.

1515
01:06:11,233 --> 01:06:12,968
Yeah? Okay.

1516
01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:15,637
Oh, god.

1517
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,205
Shit, shit, shit, shit.

1518
01:06:18,641 --> 01:06:21,276
Shit, shit, shit!

1519
01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:22,644
There's some very bad men
looking for you.

1520
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:22,644
They have guns.

1521
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,613
They've blocked the main
entrance. It's really bad.

1522
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:25,613
We're fucked!

1523
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:29,217
No, nobody's being fucked,
okay? I got an idea.

1524
01:06:29,219 --> 01:06:30,986
I got an idea.
Go, I'll stall them.

1525
01:06:30,988 --> 01:06:32,187
Go, go, go.
Yeah?

1526
01:06:45,634 --> 01:06:47,302
Honey, get in here!

1527
01:06:47,304 --> 01:06:49,237
This won't hold both of us.
I'm too heavy.

1528
01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:51,673
No, you're perfect.

1529
01:06:51,675 --> 01:06:53,408
You're just perfect.

1530
01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:55,143
Okay, hold on tight.

1531
01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:56,578
And, remember,
when you get down there,

1532
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:57,679
get to the embassy.

1533
01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,681
No, mom!
I want to stay with you!

1534
01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,016
Mom!

1535
01:07:01,018 --> 01:07:02,317
Mom!

1536
01:07:02,319 --> 01:07:03,585
Everything's gonna be okay.

1537
01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:07,088
I love you!

1538
01:07:22,505 --> 01:07:23,638
Oh.

1539
01:07:56,672 --> 01:07:58,440
Hello.

1540
01:07:58,442 --> 01:08:00,275
Emily.

1541
01:08:00,277 --> 01:08:02,077
Hi.
Hi.

1542
01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:05,213
We were able to get
your items sent over
from the hotel.

1543
01:08:05,215 --> 01:08:06,481
Any updates on my mom?

1544
01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,283
Oh, I'm sorry.
There's nothing yet.

1545
01:08:08,285 --> 01:08:10,485
But we are
gonna get you

1546
01:08:10,487 --> 01:08:12,153
an escort
to the airfield base...

1547
01:08:12,155 --> 01:08:14,355
And then someone will
get you home from there.

1548
01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:16,324
I'm not doing that.

1549
01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:19,094
I'm not going anywhere
without my mother.

1550
01:08:19,096 --> 01:08:20,462
Can I be candid with you?

1551
01:08:20,464 --> 01:08:21,629
Yeah. What?

1552
01:08:21,631 --> 01:08:23,465
It's my third day.

1553
01:08:23,467 --> 01:08:26,201
And I guess everybody
takes off on Fridays,

1554
01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:27,335
but they didn't tell me

1555
01:08:27,337 --> 01:08:30,105
because it's my third day.

1556
01:08:30,107 --> 01:08:33,108
So if you could just
take your box and go.

1557
01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:34,375
I don't know
what you're talking about.

1558
01:08:34,377 --> 01:08:35,643
I just need to
find my mother.

1559
01:08:35,645 --> 01:08:37,312
That's why I'm here.

1560
01:08:37,314 --> 01:08:39,514
The only reason my mother
even came on this trip

1561
01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:42,250
is because I made her.
Because I am selfish.

1562
01:08:42,252 --> 01:08:44,385
And I need help
finding her right now,

1563
01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:46,654
and I need you to be the guy
that helps me.

1564
01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:49,257
Come on, man.
Be that guy.

1565
01:08:49,259 --> 01:08:50,458
Who's the guy?

1566
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,659
Not me!

1567
01:08:51,661 --> 01:08:53,394
It isn't.
It's never been.

1568
01:08:53,396 --> 01:08:55,763
I'd love to be the guy who
sweeps you off your feet

1569
01:08:55,765 --> 01:08:57,765
and is your hero
and can save your mother

1570
01:08:57,767 --> 01:08:59,501
and take care of you
and maybe we hook up.

1571
01:08:59,503 --> 01:09:01,236
I don't know.
Wait, what?

1572
01:09:01,238 --> 01:09:04,339
But I'm just saying
that I am not that dude.

1573
01:09:04,341 --> 01:09:07,142
So I need you
to be that girl

1574
01:09:07,144 --> 01:09:10,278
who just takes your box
and walks outta this office

1575
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,147
before you draw
any more attention

1576
01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:13,781
to the fact that
i don't know
what I'm doing.

1577
01:09:13,783 --> 01:09:15,550
Can I just use your phone?

1578
01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:18,153
Can you be the guy
that lets me use his phone?

1579
01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:20,822
Yes. See? That I can do.

1580
01:09:20,824 --> 01:09:21,890
Come on.

1581
01:09:28,832 --> 01:09:30,265
I haven't been trained
on the phone system.

1582
01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:31,566
Oh, my god!

1583
01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:40,642
Hello, Morgan.

1584
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:40,642
Hell, no.

1585
01:09:40,644 --> 01:09:43,545
Choose your next move
carefully, brother.

1586
01:09:45,448 --> 01:09:46,915
Wait! No, no, no!

1587
01:09:46,917 --> 01:09:48,316
Don't touch me.
Security!

1588
01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:49,551
Purell! Put on purell!

1589
01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:49,551
I fucking hate germs.

1590
01:09:49,553 --> 01:09:54,189
Fucking shit!
Let me have
my day in court.

1591
01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:56,391
All right,
wait, wait, wait!

1592
01:09:56,393 --> 01:10:00,261
Morgan, I'm a middle-aged man
who never leaves the house.

1593
01:10:00,263 --> 01:10:03,331
All I have in this world
is my mama and my sister.

1594
01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:05,266
And if something
happens to them

1595
01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:07,569
then all I'll have
is you.

1596
01:10:07,571 --> 01:10:08,937
And I'm telling you
right now

1597
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,873
I'm fucking annoying.

1598
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,442
I've read all
the game of thrones books.

1599
01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,743
I'll text you spoilers.

1600
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:15,743
Please.

1601
01:10:15,745 --> 01:10:18,746
I don't
want to go to an orphanage.

1602
01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:20,515
I can't be an orphan.

1603
01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:22,350
I need my mama!

1604
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,619
Help me find my mama!

1605
01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:25,753
Thank you so much
for answering.

1606
01:10:25,755 --> 01:10:26,854
I didn't know
who else to call.

1607
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:26,854
I'm all alone.

1608
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:29,624
The guy I dealt with
at the embassy was insane.

1609
01:10:29,626 --> 01:10:31,926
Emily, we're gonna
get you through this.

1610
01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:34,529
But Barb wants me
to let you know one thing.

1611
01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:37,498
She refuses to use
sexual humiliation

1612
01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:39,400
as an interrogation
technique.

1613
01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:40,635
What are you
talking about?

1614
01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:40,635
Fine! She'll use it.

1615
01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:44,372
I don't care what she does.
Just can you help me?

1616
01:10:44,374 --> 01:10:45,907
Meet us at
the presidente apartments

1617
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:45,907
at 19 hours.

1618
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:48,409
We're trying to use
her cell signal

1619
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:48,409
to narrow down
their location.

1620
01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:51,646
Colombian military is
setting up
a couple stingrays

1621
01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:51,646
in the region now.

1622
01:10:51,648 --> 01:10:54,382
We can have a unit ready
to go in by tomorrow.

1623
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:55,783
Well,
we got a big problem

1624
01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:57,518
'cause that unit
needed to be
there yesterday.

1625
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,388
I told you
to shut the fuck up!

1626
01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:01,456
Okay.

1627
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:02,257
Go ahead, solider.

1628
01:11:02,259 --> 01:11:04,926
We've got reports
coming in that puts them

1629
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:06,527
about 50 miles
outside of Bogota.

1630
01:11:06,529 --> 01:11:08,563
Yeah, that's
morgado territory all right.

1631
01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:09,797
Who's morgado?

1632
01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:09,797
Who's morgado?

1633
01:11:09,799 --> 01:11:12,567
Let's just say he's none
of your goddamn business.

1634
01:11:12,569 --> 01:11:13,835
- Let me come with you.
- No!

1635
01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:15,536
Please!
Absolutely not!

1636
01:11:15,538 --> 01:11:17,405
I'll translate.
You speak Spanish?

1637
01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:18,539
I speak dothraki.

1638
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,707
I speak klingon.

1639
01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:20,808
You speak klingon?

1640
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:23,444
Nope.

1641
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:23,444
Know what that means?
It doesn't mean anything.

1642
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:27,582
I'm coming with.
You're not going anywhere.

1643
01:11:27,584 --> 01:11:29,651
I think I see them
right there.
Is that them?

1644
01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:30,785
Little specks there?

1645
01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:30,785
Zoom in. Enhance.

1646
01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,954
You know,
why don't you
wait outside.

1647
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:34,289
Go, go in the hallway.

1648
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:35,423
Fuck!

1649
01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:36,724
Nerd. He's a nerd.

1650
01:11:37,593 --> 01:11:37,592
So what's the plan?

1651
01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:42,497
We have someone here I think
you're gonna want to see.

1652
01:11:44,667 --> 01:11:46,301
James?

1653
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:46,301
- Oh, my god.
- What's going on?

1654
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:49,537
Thank fuck. Emily. Listen,
you've gotta help me, please.

1655
01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:51,072
We found him
sitting at the bar,

1656
01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:53,441
chatting up another
pretty young girl.

1657
01:11:53,443 --> 01:11:54,809
It's a scam, Emily.

1658
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:57,578
Yeah, so Barb waited
for him outside

1659
01:11:57,580 --> 01:12:00,315
smacked him in
the back of the head,
threw him in the car

1660
01:12:00,317 --> 01:12:01,749
and here we are.

1661
01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:03,451
It's not a scam.
These women are crazy.

1662
01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,320
This whole fucking thing
is insane.

1663
01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:06,421
Crazy?

1664
01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:08,356
Oh, you wanna
know crazy?

1665
01:12:08,358 --> 01:12:11,025
You remember
my platonic friend, Barb?

1666
01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:12,794
Oh, Barb!

1667
01:12:15,564 --> 01:12:18,466
We were supposed to go
to the Arizona gem show

1668
01:12:18,468 --> 01:12:21,402
but instead, I'm here,
fucking with you.

1669
01:12:21,738 --> 01:12:28,476
You should know that Barb
spent her life in special ops.

1670
01:12:28,478 --> 01:12:30,478
Not that bullshit
regular ops.

1671
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:31,879
She's retired now

1672
01:12:31,881 --> 01:12:33,881
so she doesn't
have her toolkit.

1673
01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:36,351
But she was
able to improvise
a few things.

1674
01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:38,052
Which, I'm pretty sure,

1675
01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:40,722
will all be applied
to your dick hole area.

1676
01:12:42,624 --> 01:12:45,126
Esmeraldas!
She's in esmeraldas.

1677
01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:46,794
It's, like,
an hour's drive from here.

1678
01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,396
We got a real
chatty Cathy here.

1679
01:12:48,398 --> 01:12:49,964
Give me a map. I can mark it
on the map for you.

1680
01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:51,099
Write it down.

1681
01:12:51,101 --> 01:12:53,401
You want to start here...

1682
01:12:53,403 --> 01:12:55,436
Barb is really upset
about this. She had plans.

1683
01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,506
Now this doesn't always
show up on waze

1684
01:12:59,575 --> 01:13:01,042
but you be sure
to take that one

1685
01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,577
because it's
the quickest route

1686
01:13:02,579 --> 01:13:03,711
if you want to
avoid traffic.

1687
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,413
Okay.

1688
01:13:05,415 --> 01:13:07,382
Okay, let's go.
Listen, Emily.

1689
01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:08,916
Be sure you check
all the rooms.

1690
01:13:08,918 --> 01:13:10,651
She'll probably be held
on the third floor.

1691
01:13:10,653 --> 01:13:10,651
One of the rooms
in the back.

1692
01:13:10,653 --> 01:13:15,690
Do you have any loyalty
to the people who hired you?

1693
01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:18,393
Hey, Emily,
can I just say,
as well, you...

1694
01:13:18,395 --> 01:13:20,561
Fuck, you look great.

1695
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,130
Thank you.
I got a tapeworm.

1696
01:13:22,132 --> 01:13:23,698
Well, it's working
for you.

1697
01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:25,533
Hey, listen!
Are we, uh...

1698
01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:27,402
Am I ever going to
see you again?

1699
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,536
Well, I don't know.

1700
01:13:28,538 --> 01:13:29,937
I guess if you're, like,
in New York,

1701
01:13:29,939 --> 01:13:31,005
we could get a drink.

1702
01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:35,476
In your wet dreams,
motherfucker.

1703
01:13:54,898 --> 01:13:56,964
Be super quiet.

1704
01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:58,933
You have
arrived at your destination.

1705
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,067
Fix it!

1706
01:14:03,572 --> 01:14:04,705
Let's go get your mom.

1707
01:14:37,239 --> 01:14:38,840
Just walk.
Huh?

1708
01:14:45,747 --> 01:14:47,648
Ow!

1709
01:14:56,592 --> 01:14:56,591
Shh! Okay.

1710
01:14:56,593 --> 01:14:58,926
We're all
gonna jump down there,

1711
01:14:58,928 --> 01:14:59,994
sneak past those guys

1712
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,062
and get your mom.

1713
01:15:01,064 --> 01:15:02,129
Okay.

1714
01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:00,555
Fuck, fuck, fuck

1715
01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:31,819
oh, honey!

1716
01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:33,321
I made a shiv.

1717
01:16:34,656 --> 01:16:36,123
You're alive.

1718
01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:37,592
Oh, my god, mom.

1719
01:16:37,594 --> 01:16:39,026
I'm so sorry
i got you into all of this.

1720
01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:41,862
I should have just
listened to you.

1721
01:16:41,864 --> 01:16:42,930
I should have
listened to you.

1722
01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:42,930
That's okay.

1723
01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:47,868
You're always there.
If I'm sad or lonely.

1724
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:50,338
And it's 3:00
in the morning,
i call

1725
01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:52,607
and you answer.

1726
01:16:52,609 --> 01:16:54,108
You always answer.

1727
01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,876
I know, I know.

1728
01:16:55,878 --> 01:16:57,678
You're that person
for me, mom.

1729
01:16:57,680 --> 01:16:59,280
Okay, honey.

1730
01:16:59,282 --> 01:17:00,881
I'm so sorry.

1731
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:03,217
I love you.

1732
01:17:03,219 --> 01:17:04,285
I love you.

1733
01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:07,321
Honey, this is
a really long hug.

1734
01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:09,357
Can we have just
one more second?

1735
01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:11,025
I really thought
you were dead.

1736
01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:11,025
This is great,

1737
01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:13,794
but we really got
to get the fuck
out of here.

1738
01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:14,862
Okay, okay.

1739
01:17:24,841 --> 01:17:26,173
Okay, okay.

1740
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:40,721
Okay.

1741
01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:44,692
The car's over here.

1742
01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:45,926
- Oh, my god.
- Are you okay?

1743
01:17:46,361 --> 01:17:47,428
No.

1744
01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:53,067
Oh, my god!

1745
01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:53,067
Put up the window.

1746
01:17:53,069 --> 01:17:56,337
Do you have some cyanide
we could take, or something?

1747
01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:58,673
Oh, my god!
Hurry up! Hurry up!

1748
01:17:58,675 --> 01:18:00,141
Oh, my god!

1749
01:18:00,709 --> 01:18:00,708
Oh, my god.

1750
01:18:03,211 --> 01:18:05,813
It doesn't hurt too much,
but roll it down.

1751
01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:06,847
No.

1752
01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:08,282
Roll it down, pendeja.
No!

1753
01:18:08,284 --> 01:18:09,383
Push the fucking button.

1754
01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:11,285
I can't, pendeja.
It's broken.

1755
01:18:11,287 --> 01:18:12,420
It's broken?

1756
01:18:12,422 --> 01:18:14,021
Yeah, sorry. Goodbye.

1757
01:18:18,393 --> 01:18:19,727
Hi!

1758
01:18:19,729 --> 01:18:20,861
No! No! No!

1759
01:18:20,863 --> 01:18:22,697
No! No!

1760
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:23,764
No!

1761
01:18:28,438 --> 01:18:29,737
No!

1762
01:18:29,739 --> 01:18:31,839
Now, I'm gonna kill you.

1763
01:18:31,841 --> 01:18:33,474
Don't touch my daughter!

1764
01:18:41,183 --> 01:18:42,249
Don't move!

1765
01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:46,987
Now what?

1766
01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:48,723
Do you wanna dance?

1767
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:54,729
Yes!

1768
01:18:54,731 --> 01:18:56,397
Nice kick, malparida.

1769
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:57,998
Nice kick.

1770
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:59,066
Now

1771
01:18:59,868 --> 01:19:03,037
let me show you my dance.

1772
01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:04,171
Oh, my god.

1773
01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:20,888
Ugh! Okay.

1774
01:19:20,890 --> 01:19:23,157
I beg you.
Don't shoot me.

1775
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:25,226
You fucked with
the wrong bitches.

1776
01:19:25,228 --> 01:19:26,360
Yeah, you did.

1777
01:19:27,362 --> 01:19:29,330
Kill him, mom.
No. I can't.

1778
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:30,765
This is a mom thing.

1779
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:32,166
No, this isn't a mom thing.
You got this.

1780
01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,968
- It's not what I do well.
- I don't do it well.

1781
01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:35,269
You did it before.

1782
01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,771
Those were accidental.

1783
01:19:36,773 --> 01:19:38,205
I can't hold it anymore.

1784
01:19:38,207 --> 01:19:40,040
Okay, here I go.
Go!

1785
01:19:40,042 --> 01:19:41,308
I'm gonna count down,
I'm gonna do it.

1786
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:42,343
Please. Please.

1787
01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:43,511
100...

1788
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:45,813
99...

1789
01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:54,488
Oh, fuck!

1790
01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:55,790
Oh, thank god!

1791
01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:56,891
Come on. Kill me.

1792
01:19:56,893 --> 01:19:58,025
Now I'm getting
the confidence.

1793
01:19:58,027 --> 01:19:59,293
Give me that thing.
Oh, okay.

1794
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,195
No, I can't do that.
I just got excited.

1795
01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:02,897
Don't move!

1796
01:20:09,938 --> 01:20:11,272
I will kill you.

1797
01:20:12,073 --> 01:20:14,542
Very rude!
Very rude!

1798
01:20:21,082 --> 01:20:23,984
Here we go.
Moving in hot.

1799
01:20:23,986 --> 01:20:26,053
This is what we trained for.
You, on the roof.

1800
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:27,488
You, on the roof.

1801
01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:29,557
You, also on the roof.
Everyone on the roof.

1802
01:20:30,458 --> 01:20:31,592
I know you're scared...

1803
01:20:31,594 --> 01:20:34,528
Again,
shut the fuck up, man!

1804
01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:36,363
Okay?
Okay.

1805
01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:37,965
Jeffrey.
What?

1806
01:20:37,967 --> 01:20:39,066
Jeffrey!

1807
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:40,901
Mama...

1808
01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,904
Mama! Mama!

1809
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,106
Mama!

1810
01:20:46,108 --> 01:20:47,575
Mama!

1811
01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:00,387
I missed you.

1812
01:21:00,389 --> 01:21:03,524
Oh, my god!
I'm so happy to see you.

1813
01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:04,959
I left the house.

1814
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,126
You left the house.

1815
01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:07,628
I made all these
men come...

1816
01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:08,996
What?
Oh!

1817
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,232
Here! I made them come here
to get you.

1818
01:21:12,434 --> 01:21:14,268
I missed you!
I missed you, too!

1819
01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:16,503
Hey. Agent Russell.

1820
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,005
Let me take
that from you.

1821
01:21:18,007 --> 01:21:19,373
Good job with morgado.

1822
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,008
We've been looking for him
for a while.

1823
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:22,977
Oh, my god.
He's so mean.

1824
01:21:22,979 --> 01:21:25,045
Anyway, your brother
really cares about you.

1825
01:21:25,380 --> 01:21:27,181
Mama!

1826
01:21:27,183 --> 01:21:28,549
He's a real bummer.

1827
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:30,184
Oh, yeah. The worst.

1828
01:21:30,186 --> 01:21:32,152
Yep. Awful.
Full agreement.

1829
01:21:32,154 --> 01:21:34,154
Morgan. Morgan!

1830
01:21:34,156 --> 01:21:35,256
What?

1831
01:21:37,192 --> 01:21:38,259
Thank you.

1832
01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:45,165
You're the best!

1833
01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:47,534
You're the best!
Thank you for your help.

1834
01:21:50,306 --> 01:21:52,273
I wanna go home
so fucking bad.

1835
01:21:52,275 --> 01:21:53,641
I'm so hungry.
I'm so hungry.

1836
01:22:13,695 --> 01:22:15,629
Let's get the fuck
out of here!

1837
01:22:38,586 --> 01:22:41,088
Can I have just whatever
everyone is drinking?

1838
01:22:41,090 --> 01:22:42,256
Just, like,
your signature thing.

1839
01:22:42,258 --> 01:22:43,324
Yeah.

1840
01:22:47,495 --> 01:22:48,696
Hi.

1841
01:22:49,397 --> 01:22:50,998
Hey.

1842
01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,566
What brings you
down here?

1843
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:54,268
Oh, uh...

1844
01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:55,736
I'm actually
volunteering.

1845
01:22:55,738 --> 01:22:57,104
That's awesome.

1846
01:22:57,106 --> 01:22:58,672
Yeah, it's really fun.

1847
01:22:58,674 --> 01:23:00,074
Can I get you a drink?

1848
01:23:00,542 --> 01:23:02,509
Uh...

1849
01:23:02,511 --> 01:23:04,244
I'm kind of here
with somebody.

1850
01:23:04,246 --> 01:23:05,379
Oh.

1851
01:23:05,381 --> 01:23:06,647
Honey!
Hi, mom!

1852
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,215
Oh, god,
this is so fun!

1853
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:08,215
Isn't it?
I know.

1854
01:23:08,217 --> 01:23:12,252
Okay, so anyway, I met this
fascinating woman over there.

1855
01:23:12,254 --> 01:23:13,988
And she's gonna take us
to her home

1856
01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:15,689
and she's gonna teach us
how to make murtabak.

1857
01:23:15,691 --> 01:23:17,691
What is that?
It's a stuffed pancake.

1858
01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:17,691
Awesome!

1859
01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:21,095
I'm gonna go make a request
because I want to dance.

1860
01:23:21,097 --> 01:23:22,229
Oh, I love you.

1861
01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:23,330
I love you.

1862
01:23:26,034 --> 01:23:27,501
You're here
with your mother.

1863
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,236
Yeah.

1864
01:23:29,771 --> 01:23:31,205
Why?

1865
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:33,173
Um...

1866
01:23:40,715 --> 01:23:42,783
She's fucking awesome.

1867
01:23:44,252 --> 01:23:45,586
That's really sweet.

1868
01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:48,288
Her tit is out.

1869
01:23:48,290 --> 01:23:49,423
Wait, what?

1870
01:23:49,425 --> 01:23:51,091
Oh, mom!

1871
01:25:18,114 --> 01:25:19,279
Mama!

1872
01:30:21,048 --> 01:30:24,151
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