ALTERNATE LOG 3: SUBJECT A317CHANCE - Mr. Killums

ALTERNATE LOG 3: SUBJECT A317CHANCE - Mr. Killums
GIVEN DESCRIPTION: Hit the deck, close your eyes, and count to [REDACTED], cause you're in the path of the one and only menace to sobriety, Mr. Killums! Everyone and their mama has heard about Run the Jewels, world-famous hip-hop duo, but fewer know of their little friend: a devious little squirrel with a penchant for murder, booze, and any illicit substance he can get his fuzzy hands on. After being kidnapped(?) and getting his eye chewed off at a gruesome concert, Killums has gone quiet and hasn't made many public appearances, being a forgotten part of RTJ's history...but don't think he's gonna stay the bottom of the totem pole for long!

...Who's FAUX? Fuck outta here! Mr. Killums has ended up in an alternate dimension out of sight and out of mind, away from his original destination. But that ain't gonna stop him from getting his second chance and proving himself among the band of freaks he's stuck with! With an Uzi in hand, a cigarette in the other, and absolutely no [REDACTED] given, you best be ready for some action only a rodent like Killums can provide! WHAT'CHU GONNA DO?!

RESEARCH NOTES: Subject A317CHANCE comes in the form of Mr. Killums, a sentient doll associated with the hip-hop duo of Killer Mike and El-P, known by their shared stage name as Run the Jewels. Killums comes from "CHANCE" and is the first character to not directly replace another- rather, he comes from a world where CHANCE's bracket accommodated 20 separate characters. However, evidence is presented to suggest that participants such as Erdrick and Wicke are not present in this timeline. Observation shows that Killums was going to fight Ruby Gloom & Phantasma Phantom in losers round 1. How a dropdown and general bracket format for this would play out long-term is unknown, but based on other data gathered about this reality, it is unlikely CHANCE would have lasted long.