Pokemon Fail #3

    Kai: ok, lets get on this boat that obviously isnt Team Cage's and go to Johto
    Tyler:Ok
    Kai: ok, captn, start the boat, full speed to Johto
    Tyler:it's just me,You, Charizard,Avenger,Horridean,Infenix,Cptn,And your Pokemon
    Kai: yeah, lets have a battle in my boats stadium why we wait
    Tyler:Ok
    Kai: Ok, Pidgeot, i chose you!
    Tyler:Go Charizard!
    Use Razor wind!
    Tyler:Dodge it!
    Kai: ok, use Aeiral ace!
    Tyler:counter with Flamethrower!
    Kai:OH NOES!
    Kai: can you battle!?
    Pidgeot*gets up
    Kai:Ok, Use Feather dance to reduce his attack power!
    Tyler:.Charizard Flame Burst!
    Kai:Dodge it, then use Hyper ace!
    Tyler:Charizard Flamethrower non-stop and spin!
    Cptn:FULL SPEED AHEAD!
    Kai: Pidgeot, use Steel wing!
    Tyler:Dodge
    Kai:Follow em!
    Tyler:Now use Destruction!!!
    Kai: protect!
    Tyler:Now Flame Blast
    Kai:Dodge, and use quick attack!
    Kai: Pidgeot, Stell wing!
    Tyler:Charizard Blast burn and fly back for a no recharge!
    Kai: Ugh... Pidgeot, gust!
    Tyler:Beam Blast now!!
    Kai: Blind em with sand attack!
    Tyler:UGH Use Upbeam
    Kai:Dodge, finish with Hyper ace!
    Tyler:Hyper Protect, now i can block 3 moves
    Kai: stay back and use Hurricane blast!
    Tyler:Dodge and use windburn
    Kai:Protect!
    Kai: Use Hyper beam!
    DING DONG*
    Tyler:Your good,Charizard return.
    Tyler:Crap
    Captain:We have arrived in olivine's port
    Kai: i guess we cant battle anymore
    Tyler:Well are pokemon were both down anyways.
    Kai: Pidgeot, return
    Kai: MMMMM, smell the nice sea smell, i love Johto, have you been here before
    Tyler:Why yes yes i have
    Kai:What do you think of my home region
    Tyler:I told you yesterday.It's cool.
    Kai: oh, well, we can use Pidgeot to fly to New bark town, if you want or you can use Charizard
    Tyler:Ill Fly on Charizard.But first we will heal
    Kai: well, i gotta heal first
    Tyler:Come on out buddy!
    Tyler:oh i almost forrgot!
    Tyler:I have a friend i need to see.
    Kai: thanks Nurse, i have to go now
    Joy:Your welcome come back again.
    Kai: Pidgeot, go, fly me to New bark
    Tyler:Charizard go to New Bark.
    1 Hour Latter*
    Kai: aah new bark
    Kai: here, lets go to my house, it is right around the----
    Gary:TYLER!
    Cage Member: Now, ill aks again, GIVE ME YOUR POKEMON LADY!
    Tyler:Gary
    Kai: you stay here with your friend, ill take care of that guy.
    Tyler:Oh crap it's Cage
    Gary:Need some help guy?
    Kai: hey, leave her alone!
    Cage Member: MAKE ME PUNK!
    Kai: Ok, Exeggutor!
    Tyler:Ahh here it goes!
    Cage Member: GO, ARBOK!
    Kai:Use psychic!
    Arbok faints*
    Cage Member:UGH.... I LOST!
    Tyler:Shut it!
    Kai: now, beat it
    Cage Member:Sure ya jerk!
    Kai:I can't go anywhere with out them being around, even my home town.
    Tyler:So Gary whats up?
    Gary:Not much.
    Kai: Gary oak, like the guy who was in the Kanto league?!
    Tyler:I WAS IN THE KANTO LEAGUE TOO!!!
    Kai: but, this guy made it to the end, battle me, please?
    Gary:*Hmph*I would like to but i have to get somewere sorry.
    Kai: scarred
    Tyler:DENIED!
    Kai: you cant beat me
    Kai: my Exeggutor would crush you
    Gary:No serriously y sister is in trouble.
    Tyler:Bye Gary.*waves*
    Kai:I need a tough trainer to battle.
    Tyler:Ahh go ask the elite 4.
    Tyler:I have battled them and won.
    Kai: i have beaten them, i am the champion of Johto
    Tyler:I would have became it but i declined.
    Kai:*scoff* i am better than you, stop acting like your better
    Cage members:Hello chumps.
    Kai:Hhat is--- *gets punched*
    Tyler:Really you are gonna act like that?
    Kai: hey, whats the big idea
    Tyler:Oh crap Cage*Gets punched in the face*
    Tyler:Whats that for ya jerks!?
    Cage Members: Just a little warm up for our boss, Iradessa
    Tyler You turds.
    Iradessa: Hello, i am Iradessa, i have come to eliminate you, your getting in my way alot, and i cant stand you.
    Iradessa: so, lets battle
    Iradessa: two on two double battle
    Iradessa: Seviper, Weavile, Go!
    Tyler:Holy crap your ugly.Just kidding ill do the battle
    Tyler:GO CHARIZARD STAND BY FOR BATTLE!
    Kai: Go, Dragonite!
    Iradessa: Seviper, wrap on Chariard and Weavile, use Fury swipes on Charizard!
    Tyler:Charizard Flame Burst
    Iradessa:Dodge now!
    Tyler:You stupid____FLAME THROWER
    Iradessa: Poison tail on Charizard, Weavile, Dodge, and use Water pulse on Charizard!
    Tyler:AHHHH HELP CHARIZARD,FLY
    Kai:I am busy with the two over here, send another pokemon out!
    Tyler:Horridean Stand by For BATTLE!!
    tyler:Horridean use Flame claw!
    Iradessa:Weavile,block for Seviper, Seviper, use Poison desstruction!
    Tyler:AHHH CHARIZARD GRAB HORRIDEAN AND FLY!!!NOW USE SKY BEAM!!
    Iradessa: Weavile,use dig and take Seviper with you to dodge!
    Tyler:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Iradessa: now both come up and Weavile, Water pulse and Seviper Crunch!
    Tyler:Flame Burst *Both hit*
    Seviper Down
    Iradessa: Are you done, i have beaten you
    Tyler:Seviper Did ya like the crossfire!?
    Tyler:It's still on ugly!
    Iradessa: Return, ok, Blastoise, teach em a lesson!
    Iradessa: use Blizzard on the field, Weavile is ice, so he gets HP from it!
    Iradessa: HA HA HA HA HA HA!
    Tyler:Return,Now Go Avenger And Infernix!!
    Iradessa: Weavile, Night slash!
    Iradessa: Blastoise, use Hydro cannon!
    Tyler:They are both dark one is fire and one is fighting.
    Tyler:Both of you thunderbolt!!!
    Iradessa: blastoise, protect, Weavile dodge and use Water pulse!
    Tyler:Really....PATHETIC!
    Tyler:Use HYPER BEAM NOW AVENGER!
    Iradessa: Blastoise, explosion, Weavile, dig to dodge!
    Tyler:Fly Infernix
    Iradessa: Weavile, come up, and use Ice beam!
    Wait Avenger is evolving
    Tyler:Dodge
    Pokedex:Avenger is now Avengix!
    Tyler:SWEEET!!!
    Iradessa: Use Ice shard on Infernix, this cant be blocked!
    Tyler:I know use Avenging sword slash!!
    Tyler:Avengix return
    Iradessa: Blastoise return, go Gliscor
    Gary:*Sneaks in*
    Iradessa: Weavile, use Blizzard, bomb the field!
    Iradessa: Gliscor, fly to avoid damage!
    Gary*Behind his sister who is tyed up.
    Tyler:Jump,and Fly!!
    Tyler:Infenix catch Avengix!
    Iradessa's phone rings* ????: i need you here, stop playing, THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!!!
    Tyler:OHHHOOO
    Iradessa: Sorry, i must go, it has been a pleasur *grabs helicopter rope and flies off*
    Kai:Whats going on?
    Tyler:CHARIZARD FLAME_______THROWER!!!!
    Chopper flies off*
    Tyler:She is actualy nice?
    Kai: Those 2 were easy, how did it go, tyler?
    Tyler:Very good she has some talent.
    Kai:I wonder who that guy on the phone was, he sounded like the boss, but i thought she was the boss?
    Tyler:I don't Know she is your sister.
    Kai: by the way, who is Infernix carrying?
    Tyler:XD Avenger EVOLVED IN TO AVENGIX
    Tyler:*Opens pokedex*
    Kai: cool, so, my sisters battle style hasnt changed, still relying mostly on Weavile
    Pokedex:Avenfix, the avenging pokemon, and the evolved form of avenger,it has a razor sharp sword like claw witch can make a human bleed badley.
    Tyler:Yeah pretty much.
    Kai:*Sigh*...... well, what now?
    Tyler:Well i have a c-gear
    Kai:Me to.
    Tyler:I need to make a call.
    Tyler's c-gear rings*
    Tyler:Oh nevermind,Hello
    ???:Come to your Gym now!!
    Kai:You have a gym?
    Tyler:What why i don't meet the requirements yet.
    Tyler:Yes it's dark.
    Tyler:So i have to come or it will shut down?
    Guy:Yes.
    Tyler:XD IT'S 20 HOURS AWAY!
    Kai: Pokemon, gotta catch em all....hum hum hum.. OUT COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH!
    Guy:Then it's going to be shut down!
    Tyler:HECK NO YOU TURD
    GO ALAKAZAM
    TELEPORT NOW
    Kai:Excuse me, My Pidgeot flies at Mach 5 speed, i can have us there in about 20 minutes.
    Tyler:Sorry i need to be there now!Grab on Daisy and Gary to!Teleport now!
    Alakazam:Zam Zam!
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    woosh!*
    There
    Kai:*Throws up*
    Kai: what the *BLAAH* Was that
    Tyler:Ugh i hate doin that.
    Kai:Where are we?
    Tyler:My gym
    Tyler:I am the only Dark Gym Leader
    Kai:Cool.
    ===What will happen next time stay tuned and find out.===
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