mmm sammiches

-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] paps TG --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] eardroops and falls over on BD --
CBD: aaddsfg
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] flopped on --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] sighs --
?TG: updαte me, feαthers
CBD: had sex with karkat
CBD: traumatized that one kid
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] shrug --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is still purring. --
?TG: y☼u meαη Nepetα sαw?
CBD: no he didnt see
?TG: s☼ h☼w did y☼u trαumαtize him?
CBD: i just told him what happened before he could eat karkats jizz off the floor thinking it was strawberry jelly
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] falls over laughing --
?TG: αwes☼me
CBD: hahaha
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] fistbunp approved for takeoff --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] bunpeth --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] would really like some sex --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] groans in his sleep, foot stirching. --
CKK: twitching*]
CBD: hehe aw
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] pokes KK's foot --
?TG: well thαt kitty seems pleαsed
-- CURRENT karKitty's [CKK'S] toes wiggle, stretching out. --
CBD: shiiit
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] thinks this is the cutest fucking thing --
?TG: whαt
CAC: :33<....
CAC: :33< tooess
CBD: cute
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] toepoke --
?TG: hαηd me α feαther
CBD: hang on
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] runs a hand along one of his wings, finding a loose feather and plucking it, handing it over to TG --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] takes the feather and oh hey lets tickle the shit out of that foot. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] kicks, feet going back under the blanket. --
?TG: shαll i pursue?
CBD: dawwwhahaha
CBD: nah
CBD: when he retreats leave him be
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] sits up, wings stretching out. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] chuckles --
CKK: *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*
?TG: wh☼'s α cute kitteη??
CBD: karkats the cutest kitten
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] gets up, mind you, he's only in a tshirt, and trots into the kitchen. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] puts the feather shaft in his mouth and watches. --
CBD: karkat i can see your ass
?TG: hush
?TG: its α free sh☼w
CBD: hahaa
CAC: :33< Meeeeooooww
?TG: Nepetα, get α g☼☼d eyefull ☼f pill☼w
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] gets a glass of water, and the cookies are magically perfect and not burnt or anything. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] magic cookies --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Chocolate chip. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is probably good for another round... --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] smirks will definately want to be in this round --
-- CURRENT autisticallyCatastrophic [CAC] round of what --
-- CURRENT autisticallyCatastrophic [CAC] :33 --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] cookies --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] stretches, popping his back, wings stretching out to their full length before going limp --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tailflicks and bends over to pick up the dishcloth he dropped. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] sucks on the shaft of the feather --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] perks his ears --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] leans to the side a bit to get a nice view of karbutt --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] whistles --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] gives a wolf whistle --
CKK: ...
CBD: heh
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] shrugs like its nothing before. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] lays on his belly, arm propped up with his chin in his hand, tail feathers sticking up in the air --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is just cleaning up the kitchen half naked, nothing to see here. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] more like everything to see here --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is still clothed, what is wrong with this picture? --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] had put his pants back on earlier because of nepeta --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] wiggles --
CBD: babe do you even realize how hot you are
CBD: even when youre doing mundane shit like cleaning
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] sticks out his tongue --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] just cannot take his eyes off Karkat --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] will help by stroking those wings --
CKK: FFFF.
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's feathers puff up --
CKK: THIS IS NOWHERE NEAR HOT.
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] groans a little, relaxing --
CBD: liar
CBD: it is so hot
CBD: because
CBD: its you
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] curls his tail up in the air. --
CKK: IF YOU SAY SO.
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] rub rub, thjis totally isn't molesting --
CAC: ...
CAC: :33<What
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's eyebrows raise, taking a nice full view of Karkat's ass. --
CKK: I SEE THAT LOOK THERE, BIRD~
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] admire's KK's hot ass while blatantly NOT molesting BD. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] try stroking the undersides of bird's wings --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] strokes under the wings. --
CAC: :33<....
-- CURRENT autisticallyCatastrophic [CAC] distraught --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] moans a little, cooing. The underside of his wing is sensitive --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] purrs and continues the stroaking. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] wiggles his hips a bit against the floor, before reaching under himself to try and undo his fly, fumbling with the button --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] do a through job of molesting those wings. and stop humping that bird ass this instant. no I said stop. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] earperks. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] gosh way to not even let a bird get out of his pants first --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] horny fuck first clothes later --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] wait... --
-- CURRENT autisticallyCatastrophic [CAC] runs out the room crying --
CAC ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] lol --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] aww --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] I scared a cat --
CKK: AND I THOUGHT I HAD HORMONE ISSUES.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] hands on his hips, looking at the pair. --
?TG: shit Neps
CBD: striders are highly sexual creatures
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] WHY WON'T THESE DAMN HIPS STOP MOVING --
?TG: we ηeed sex αs mαηy times αs we cαη fit iη α dαy
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] groans a bit, grinding his hips back against TG's, but also trying to get his pants and underwear off. Which is hard to do with someone on your ass. --
CBD: mmnnh
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] moans, humping away while molesting the underside of the feathers. Why am I still clothed? WHY CRUEL WORLD --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] snorts and pokes ?TG. --
CKK: LET HIM GET HIS PANTS OFF, DOOFAS.
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] has gotten tangled in his pants >:L --
?TG: i cαη't fuckiηg st☼p
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] help meee --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] sighs and pulls them apart. --
CKK: MUST I DO EVERYTHING?
CBD: ap-parently
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] whines, ears flat --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] helps bird out of his pants after getting him untangled. --
CKK: THERE.
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] finally frees himself of his pants and underwear with Karkat's help, and tosses them aside. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] works on freeing himself, fuck zipper why you no woork --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] wiggles his hot birdbutt a little, tailfeathers up in the air --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] tries to attach himself back to feathers'ass --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] who needs pants, lets just tear mine off and regret it later --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] wants to join, but doesn't want to interfere. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] you better interfere up in here --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Make me. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] groans, grinding his hips back against TG's again --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] moans, humps that delightful bird ass --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] inches away... --
CBD: nnnnh karkaaaat...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] stops. --
CKK: YES?
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] come on, Karkat, look at this moany bird and his horny face. Don't you want to make this a threesome? --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] whines. Yes I do, but I don't think I can slide under bird like this. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] still has one virgin place --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] can't top. >>; --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] tries and lifts himself up a bit with his arms, even with TG on/in his ass. --
CBD: k-karkat
CBD: cmere
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] latches onto BD while he lifts himself. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] crawls over, sliding under on his stomach? Since BD doesn't have time to get a condom. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] grabs Karkat's waist with one hand, quickly pushing himself in before mostly laying atop the other, his hips' movements exaggerated due to the action behind him. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] groans faintly, ears drooping as he wiggled a little. --
CKK: M-MNN-
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] grunts happily. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] kisses and sucks on Karkat's shoulder, nibbling slightly as TG's forces his hips against Karkat's in an erratic rhythm. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] slows down for Karkat's sake at least, growling as he did so. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] didn't mind the speed really, shivering and panting under BD and drooling against the pillow. --
CKK: A-AAAH...
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] just returns to his previous speed, seeing how Karkat can handle it obviously --
?TG: ☼h fuck
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is practically gasping for breath due to the dual stimulation, drooling and nibbling against Karkat's skin, grinding his hips against both partners --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] can feel his eyes roll back into his head. Humps away like its his sole purpose in life, to have sex --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is scratching up the hardwood floor again, whining and pressing his rump further into Bird's, tail curling around Dave's leg. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] reaches down and about BD so he can stroke a hand along KK's inner thigh --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] shivers, purring heavily and turning bright red again. His was doing wonders for his homones, just so you know. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] half whimpers, half moans, nuzzling against Karkat's shoulder as he continues to thrust into him, aided by TG's own movements, already getting close thanks to the dual stimulation. --
CBD: mmffffuck
?TG: fuckiηg αwes☼me... fuuuuuuck
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] pants and lays himself across BD as he rams in now, trying to see if he could find the feathery Dave's prostate before anyone climaxed. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's prostate is a little difficult to find, thanks to unique bird-like internal anatomy. But TG eventually finds it, causing Bird to squawk and yelp. --
?TG: y☼u ☼kαy feαthers??
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] shivers and earperks, hearing his mate yelp. --
CKK: ARE YOU OKAY?
CBD: aaaahn
CBD: g-good
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] HITS IT AGAIN --
?TG: reαlly??
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] squawks again, followed by a long, drawn out moan, drooling against Karkat --
CBD: ffffuck yes
?TG: g☼☼d
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] jackhammer that spot! --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's body shakes, his already raspy voice becoming high pitched, breathless and loud, crying out repeatedly. He tries not to dig his talons into the skin of Karkat's waist, but he can't quite help it as he's pounded into and, in turn, pounds into Karkat. --
?TG: ☼kαy]
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] screams a little in pleasure, ears pinning back and biting into one of the pillows. Fuck, he wasn't used to this speed, but he wasn't about to complain. He liked it. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] can feel his end coming but will that stop his hips? doubtful --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] whimpers, shaking heavily against Karkat, dangerously close, mouth hanging open and drooling. --
CBD: fffuuuuuck!!
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tears the pilow, panting and whining as his finiosh came faster than he wanted it to, staining the floor with a fresh coat of red. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] shudders, crying out loudly, coming next after Karkat. His muscles tighten as he releases for the second time tonight in his partner. --
CBD: karkat!!
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] lets out a screeching snarl as he hits his own climax and floods that birdy ass with brilliant red semen --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] lays under them, panting heavily, ears, wings, and tail limp. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] groans, biting Karkat's shoulder when he's suddenly filled with red troll jizz. He apparently has a thing for partners with lots of red jizz. --
CBD: aaaaannnhh
CKK: j-jesus...
?TG: ☼h fuck...
?TG: feαthers y☼u're swelliηg like α bαl☼☼η
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] goes limp, relaxing and cuddling on top of Karkat, whimpering and moaning a little --
?TG: *bαll☼☼η]
CBD: i am??
?TG: yeαh
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] trolls and their literal jizz-buckets-ness --
?TG: its pretty αwes☼me
CBD: guess thats why i feel good
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] <-- huge cumslut, oops --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] <-inflation kink? --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is slighting into beastiality? but only with Toothless the dragon. Oops. --
?TG: shit I wαηt t☼ plug it up iη there
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] I FULLY AGREE WITH YOU KARKIT --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] toothless is a sexy bastard --
CKK: mrrrrrrrrrrr....
CBD: mmmmn
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] drools slightly --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's eyes are closed, taking his sweet time before trying to pull out of Karkat --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is just going to be a cork for BD until he can find a suitable plug --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] might have passed out./.. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] nuzzles and kisses for passed out KK --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is 0kay with that --
CBD: mmmmn...
CBD: love you karkat
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] nuzzlenuzzlekiss --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] remain unsure if you can love KK --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] KK is mine --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] would probably think it weird to have 2 dave's in love with him. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is 0kay with just being friends --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] i got KK first. and im his babydaddy. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] good for you --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Pailrails? --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] if you want that KK --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] almost forgot my search for quadrant partners, shiiit --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] kinda wants to roll over and lay on his back but he can't with TG pinning him down B( --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] just lay on me man, I got no tails or wings to get caught or injured? --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] you're on top of me with your dick in my ass, im kinda trapped --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] stands somewhat --
?TG: y☼u wαηt ☼ff??
CBD: want to lay on my back
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] 's wings flap tiredly a couple times --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] lifts BD off his dick and sets him on the bed. --
?TG: better??
CBD: much
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] lays on the bed, ass in the air --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] grunts and rolls onto his back, wings stretched on either side of him, and puts his hand on his somewhat distended belly. --
?TG: thαηk fuck
CBD: that was fun
?TG: yeαh
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is so glad karkat is ok with him 'masturbating' with other daves --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is so glad he can get laid while looking for a matesprit --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] earperks and meows, it's suddenly not so warm. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] goes and gets the cat --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] gimme kitty --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] sets the cat beside BD BESIDE. pauses to poke that bloated bird belly --
CBD: nuh
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] smells like sex and intense pheromones. He's gonna need a bath. --
?TG: mm?
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is literally filled with jizz. He definitely needs a bath. --
CKK: ...
CKK: fff.
CKK: who looks pregnant now?
CBD: pfff
CBD: rude
CBD: im still waiting for you to get a belly dude
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] rubs the bird belly idly --
CBD: nnn
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] squirms just a little, closing his eyes --
CKK: part cat, i won't get one until the day of or a day or so before.
CBD: no fun
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] rub rub --
CKK: if i get one before then, it means somethings wrong
CBD: i wanted to enjoy a blimpy karkat...
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] chuckles and rests his head on bloated bird belly --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] careful with the pressure, TG, youll make bird leak --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] is always careful with his pillows. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] licks Bird's cheek, purring. --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] yawwwn --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] coos, humming a little --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] chirps --
-- ??? turntechGeartroll [?TG] snooze~ --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] has dozed off, snoring a little --
CBD: (( going to bed goodnight ))
CKK: [ nini! ]
?TG: ηiηi!]
CBD: (( dont abuse the sleeping bloated bird too much ))
?TG: sssh pill☼w, ☼ηly dreαms η☼w]