YuYuYui's 5th anni short story

Agricultural land liberation army, Suwan~ The wheat demon lord's trap~

[Demon lord side]

Wak: Destroy the Agricultural land liberation army led by the saint by any means necessary, Chikage. Are you ready?

Chi: Yes, I got it. I will kill every one of them with my giant scythe.

Wak/Chi: We demons will fight until the bitter end! For our wheat demon lord, and udon!

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[Suwan side]

Mit: It is now time for us to defeat the demon lord army and clear the path for soba. We will regain our farming lands!

Anz: Yes, great saint! We, the agricultural land liberation army, Suwan. Will respect yours, the farm king's, and the soba God's will!

Tou: ...

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[Demon lord castle]

Fuu: Damn you, impudent Suwan, getting carried away... Don't you think I will let soba conquer us.

Wak: D-Demon lord! The enemies' invasion is going quicker than we anticipated, they've already reached the castle!

Fuu: Do not fret! Because I have an infallible udon... sorry. Ahem! I have an infallible card up my sleeve...

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[Suwan side]

Chi: Urk... Such power... So this is the saint's strength? A-All is lost...

Mit: Aah, finally, the time has almost come for the farm king to fill this region with soba!

Tou: Ku ku ku...

Anz: Tougou-sama...? What's happening?

Tou: Soba, liberation, what a joke. Humans cannot live on soba alone!

Mit: W-What did you say...? General Tougou, are you betraying us!?

Tou: Aren't you the traitor? Great saint. This decoration on your head is more than enough proof.

Anz: A saint's hair ornament is... Eh!? Aaaah! On closer look, t-this is wheat!

Mit: You fool. This is laurel... It's wheaaaat!? W-What does this mean...!?

Tou: I noticed it was strange for our faith to only let us plant buckwheat. While you need wheat flour to make delicious soba!

Anz: Now that you mention it... You're right, soba is better with 8/10 buckwheat rather than all of it. Was it because of this that the saint's hair ornament...

Mit: You're wrong! We only plant soba because I am the saint of the soba god! And if we absolutely need wheat, we can just import it!

Tou: Importation!? Aah, I've have quite enough of this! Why do I even have to wear this western armor!?

Tou: Tougou Mimori hereby leaves the agricultural land liberation army, and becomes a general of the Japanese style demon lord army. Glad to be part of your ranks!

Chi: Eh. A-Aah. L-Likewise... But, uuh... Getting a commanding post on your own accord is... a problem.

Anz: Uu~m... Maybe I'll change sides too. Darkness Wakaba-san from the demon lord army is so cool♪.

Mit: What is that reason!? Two high-ranking officers left for the enemy! Aaah! What should I do, Utano~~n!?

[Demon lord castle]

Fuu: Kukuku. Tougou was a spy I sent. It was her who replaced the laurel on the saint with wheat.

Wak: For the soba god's saint to wear wheat, it was bound to lower the troupes' morale. It was a truly magnificent plan.

Fuu: The wheat demon lord's trap, it must surely have tasted like some quality udon! Haaa ha ha ha ha!

[Tougou's mind]

Tou: (Fufufu. Only one step before I can achieve my ambition. Before I receive approval to grow rice and azuki beans from the demon lord army...)

Tou: (Then I will defeat the demon lord, establish the botamochi kingdom. And Yuuna-chan will become the botamochi queen!)

Tou: Ufufufufufufufufufufufufu♪.