PVPable items worth over 50k

Expensive PVP items as of October 03 2023:

empty hourglass: 1000m
glob of extra-green chlorophyll: 1000m
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball: 330m
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt: 130m
tiny prop sword: 100m
First Post shirt package: 60m
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm: 55.56m
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler: 51.07m
ancient turtle shell powder: 50m
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower: 38m
heavy hot sauce: 32m
thicksilver spurs: 25m
folder (Jackass Plumber): 20m
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw: 20m
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis: 14.9m
folder (skull and crossbones): 12m
gilded BRICKO chalice: 10m
golden plastic oyster egg: 9.9m
warehouse key: 9.46m
seal-toothed rock: 9m
alien plant pod: 8m
hourglass: 8m
alien animal milk: 8m
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter: 7.8m
fish stick cozy: 7m
folder (KOLHS): 6.25m
space pirate treasure map: 4.5m
Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook: 4.5m
Non-Euclidean Finance: 4.12m
silent F: 3.8m
large pile of sand: 3.59m
ancient turtle shell: 3.54m
Alice's Army Foil Martyr: 3.5m
Peek-a-Boo!: 3.2m
deactivated putty buddy: 3m
silent G: 3m
silent U: 2.9m
folder (catfish): 2.75m
hot stuffing: 2.6m
Alice's Army Foil Dervish: 2.6m
Space Baby bawbaw: 2.6m
Young Man's Cargo Load: 2.3m
silent K: 2.3m
silent V: 2.25m
Alice's Army Foil Sniper: 2.23m
goblin bone hilt: 2m
sticky sword blade: 2m
Young Man's Crew Sequester: 2m
loose blade: 2m
silent R: 1.89m
space needle: 1.82m
stone turtle: 1.5m
giant X: 1.5m
giant O: 1.5m
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack: 1.5m
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper: 1.48m
silent A: 1.45m
spooky cluster: 1.4m
can of Minions-Be-Gone: 1.4m
silent C: 1.35m
silent D: 1.1m
sharp tin strip: 1m
wad of spider silk: 1m
goblin collarbone: 1m
dollhive: 1000k
folder (tranquil landscape): 950k
immense ballet shoes: 948k
pile of sand: 937.78k
penguin-smacking club: 900k
psychedelic bubble wand: 899.99k
spaghetti with rock-balls: 899k
silent T: 850k
Atomic Comic: 790k
gilded BRICKO brick: 749k
folder (holographic fractal): 700k
buffed alien drugs: 690.42k
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes): 685k
infernal snowball: 666.42k
Lazybones™ recliner: 660k
hot cluster: 649k
intriguing puzzle box: 609k
sentient meat mass: 598k
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs: 575k
riboflavin: 555.55k
alien protein powder: 547.72k
heart of rock and roll: 500k
lead collar: 500k
silent Y: 500k
broken chocolate pocketwatch: 488.88k
simple AI: 485k
flytrap bezoar: 469.5k
digital key lime: 450k
silent S: 450k
little piece of steel: 432.1k
antique nutcracker figurine: 405k
vicious spiked collar: 400k
silent N: 400k
Lars the Cyberian: 389k
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face: 375k
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel: 349k
ticksilver spurs: 329.97k
cotton candy cordial: 300k
Twelve Night Energy: 300k
miniature Jacob's ladder: 300k
evil noodles: 300k
nauseating reagent: 299.99k
bottle of Cochon Noir: 299.9k
hare brush: 294.89k
silent Q: 294.49k
Can-Can skirt: 292.93k
hunk of granite: 286k
gazing shoes: 280k
shovelful of dirt: 269.01k
space bar: 250.89k
glimmering buzzard feather: 250k
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden: 250k
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman: 250k
folder (barbarian): 250k
tarnished luggage key: 250k
primitive alien medicine: 250k
miniature castagnets: 243k
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook: 240k
green rock candy: 240k
dream of a dog: 235k
insulated gold wire: 224.47k
roller skate doll: 200k
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip: 200k
hermedisiac cologne: 200k
giant driftwood sculpture: 200k
broken carburetor: 200k
khaki duffel bag: 199.88k
LavaCo™ Lamp housing: 198k
beige clambroth marble: 196k
warbear gyro: 195k
new habit: 195k
99.44% pure math: 193.33k
water log: 190k
scimitar cozy: 185k
nanite-infested fruitcake: 180k
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber: 180k
folder (Knight Writer): 180k
Grim Brothers' story book: 180k
prescription teeth whitener: 180k
soup turtle: 180k
Potion of Heroism: 179.74k
tiny plastic Professor What: 177k
Alice's Army Foil Bowman: 175k
Winifred's whistle: 175k
dusty right second rear claw: 175k
Aura Libre: 174k
folder (yellow): 170k
mushroom slab: 169.96k
bindlestocking: 165k
pearidot: 165k
deactivated MicroMechaMech: 165k
nugget of ticksilver: 164k
plastic bazooka: 161.62k
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting: 150.6k
Red Pill: 150k
decanter of fine Scotch: 149k
wicksilver spurs: 146.81k
jet bennie marble: 145.92k
full lava bottle: 143.9k
computronic processing unit: 130k
Alice's Army Foil Horseman: 130k
stench cluster: 130k
Kiss the Knob apron: 127.72k
Alice's Army Foil Coward: 125k
sweet tooth: 125k
jangly spurs: 125k
toy six-seater hovercraft: 124.9k
space invader: 123.46k
eye 'n' horn shampoo: 122.87k
denastified haunch: 120k
electric mushroom: 120k
hi-octane carrot juice: 119.8k
capped blue lava bottle: 117.71k
roller skate decoy: 116k
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman: 115k
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating: 115k
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick: 111.11k
Alice's Army Foil Nurse: 110k
Alice's Army Foil Cleric: 110k
cold cluster: 110k
eldritch rub: 106.01k
capped red lava bottle: 103.05k
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡: 101.01k
capped green lava bottle: 101.01k
glimmering penguin feather: 100k
silent H: 100k
brittle plastic handle: 100k
leftover pasty: 100k
kitty sheet music: 99.98k
string of blue beads: 99k
dusty left fourth front claw: 99k
tin foil: 98.77k
sprinkle-begging cup: 98.77k
tiny die-cast goose a-laying: 98k
chocomotive: 95.56k
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg: 95k
witch's brew: 94.55k
The Cooler Out of Space: 94k
eldritch mushroom: 94k
quantum polarity inducer: 92k
arm buzzer: 90.91k
calavera concertina: 90k
tiny plastic briefcase bat: 90k
metallic foil bow: 90k
miniscule beatbox: 90k
Can of Spaghetto: 90k
tiny die-cast turtle mech: 90k
thin gold wire: 90k
portable Othello set: 90k
corrupted bird DNA: 90k
chocolate-stained collar: 89.89k
silent W: 88.99k
pocket lint (blue): 88.89k
uncapped green lava bottle: 88.89k
dove DNA: 86k
very fancy whiskey: 85.5k
detective tattoo: 85k
tryptophan dart: 85k
string of red beads: 84.85k
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun: 84.8k
rusty staff: 83.98k
folder (dancing dolphins): 82.83k
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine: 81.99k
bumblebee marble: 81.39k
Space Baby children's book: 81.11k
caret: 80k
Bonestabber: 80k
folder (Ex-Files): 80k
mentholated wine: 80k
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose: 80k
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master: 80k
tiny die-cast golden ring: 80k
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun: 80k
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot: 79.97k
Feliz Navidad: 79k
peppermint sprig: 78.9k
uncapped red lava bottle: 78.89k
uncapped blue lava bottle: 78.89k
pirate shaving cream: 77.99k
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left): 77.78k
human musk: 77.37k
sleaze cluster: 77k
balanced antler: 76.54k
Riker's Search History: 75.99k
chocolate rabbit's foot: 75.36k
100-Watt bulb: 75k
clockwork chef head: 75k
black BRICKO brick: 75k
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree: 75k
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning: 75k
silent E: 75k
scale-mail underwear: 74k
bad rum and good cola: 73.72k
abstraction: comprehension: 71.98k
cuppa Gill tea: 71k
cuppa Royal tea: 70.4k
amphibious tophat: 70.01k
marionette collective: 70k
Ultimate Mind Destroyer: 70k
cuppa Voraci tea: 70k
cuppa Sobrie tea: 70k
delicious star salad: 70k
primitive alien mask: 70k
pearl diver's necklace: 69.99k
fish juice box: 69.7k
superduperheated metal: 69.7k
souvenir flag: 69.7k
liquid rhinestones: 69.3k
orange boxing gloves: 69.07k
toggle switch (Bounce): 69k
silent Z: 69k
ice stein: 68.9k
shoulder-warming lotion: 65.7k
clockwork pirate skull: 65k
Serenity trading card: 65k
bottle of Greedy Dog: 65k
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard: 65k
pristine walrus tusk: 65k
4-dimensional fez: 64.78k
evil paper umbrella: 64.67k
snarling wolf shield: 64.65k
miniature tophat: 64.25k
bananagate: 64k
string of green beads: 63.64k
Climate Colada: 63.4k
tin drum: 63.33k
borg sock monkey: 63k
clockwork maid head: 62k
glyph of athleticism: 61.5k
polo trophy: 61k
warbear liquid lasers: 60k
blood-red mushroom wine: 60k
smoldering staff: 60k
Li'l Businessman Kit: 60k
scary death orb: 59.9k
staph of homophones: 59.78k
clockwork hat: 59k
clockwork trench coat: 59k
tempura cauliflower: 56.99k
radioactive spider venom: 55.56k
cane-mail shirt: 55k
classy monkey: 55k
mini-Mr. Accessory: 55k
"honey" dipper: 55k
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button): 55k
beggin' cologne: 55k
digital key lime pie: 54k
digital underground potion: 54k
Cajun accordion: 53.14k
fishbone kneepads: 53.14k
cuppa Obscuri tea: 52.95k
gingerservo: 52.2k
cuppa Mediocri tea: 51.95k
cane-mail pants: 51.9k
sicksilver spurs: 51.86k
fishbone fins: 51.52k
Smoldering Clover™ candle: 51.29k
Pocket Professor memory chip: 51.25k
tiny do-rag: 50.01k
bartender-in-the-box: 50k
projectile icemaker: 50k
dusty left eighth rib: 50k
dusty right third rear claw: 50k
bottle of Vangoghbitussin: 50k
plastic bib: 50k
decaying wooden paddle: 50k
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery: 50k
blue canary nightlight: 50k
gummi sword: 50k
gingerbread spice latte: 50k
primitive alien booze: 50k
silent B: 50k
grilled mooseflank: 50k
peppermint syrup: 50k
mushroom tea: 50k

Mirrorable items:
space needle: 1.82m
Can-Can skirt: 292.93k
giant driftwood sculpture: 200k
beige clambroth marble: 196k
tiny plastic Professor What: 177k
bindlestocking: 165k
plastic bazooka: 161.62k
jet bennie marble: 145.92k
Kiss the Knob apron: 127.72k
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick: 111.11k
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡: 101.01k
string of blue beads: 99k
tin foil: 98.77k
sprinkle-begging cup: 98.77k
tiny die-cast goose a-laying: 98k
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg: 95k
arm buzzer: 90.91k
calavera concertina: 90k
tiny plastic briefcase bat: 90k
tiny die-cast turtle mech: 90k
portable Othello set: 90k
string of red beads: 84.85k
rusty staff: 83.98k
bumblebee marble: 81.39k
Bonestabber: 80k
tiny die-cast golden ring: 80k
balanced antler: 76.54k
chocolate rabbit's foot: 75.36k
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree: 75k
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning: 75k
scale-mail underwear: 74k
marionette collective: 70k
primitive alien mask: 70k
pearl diver's necklace: 69.99k
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard: 65k
pristine walrus tusk: 65k
4-dimensional fez: 64.78k
evil paper umbrella: 64.67k
snarling wolf shield: 64.65k
string of green beads: 63.64k
tin drum: 63.33k
borg sock monkey: 63k
smoldering staff: 60k
staph of homophones: 59.78k
clockwork hat: 59k
clockwork trench coat: 59k
cane-mail shirt: 55k
"honey" dipper: 55k
Cajun accordion: 53.14k
fishbone kneepads: 53.14k
gingerservo: 52.2k
cane-mail pants: 51.9k
fishbone fins: 51.52k
projectile icemaker: 50k
gummi sword: 50k
mini-marshmallow dispenser: 49.97k
licorice whip: 49.9k
fishbone belt: 48.48k
KoL Con 13 T-shirt: 48.48k
giant cheesestick: 48k
quirky accordion: 48k
Sketcherz™: 48k
pulled porquoise pendant: 47.48k
ancient turtle shell helmet: 46k
goulauncher: 45k
furry green turtle: 45k
Bal-musette accordion: 45k
sour ball and chain: 45k
aquamariner's necklace: 44.3k
porquoise eyebrow ring: 44k
bezoar ring: 44k
carrot-on-a-stick: 43.2k
tin tam: 43k
mafia organizer badge: 42k
sword behind inappropriate prepositions: 41.5k
dark porquoise ring: 40.98k
space heater: 40.61k
Ice-Cold Beer Ring: 40k
pink pinkslip slip: 40k
tiny plastic batbugbear: 40k
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming: 40k
fire hose: 40k
fishbone corset: 40k
long-forgotten necklace: 40k
portable dam: 38.9k
fancy ball mask: 38.5k
sponge helmet: 37k
square sponge pants: 37k
plain paper hat: 36.96k
fish stick: 36.5k
antique Canadian lantern: 35.75k
Super Magic Power Sword X: 35k
teflon swim fins: 35k
shark jumper: 34.8k
hep waders: 34.74k
coconut bikini top: 34.57k
pirate shirt: 33.33k
albatross necklace: 33k
pearl diver's ring: 32.98k
can opener: 32.5k
spongy shield: 32k
clockwork detective skull: 32k
porquoise necklace: 31.78k
roboduck-on-a-string: 31.4k
discarded swimming trunks: 31.38k
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg: 31k
gravy boat: 31k
clockwork staff: 30.7k
clockwork crossbow: 30.66k
auxiliary backbone: 30.51k
lemonade marble: 30k
brass dorsal fin: 30k
blunt icepick: 30k
pulled porquoise earring: 30k
snailmail hauberk: 30k
pulled porquoise ring: 29.99k
floral print shirt: 29.29k
Cerebral Culottes: 29.28k
clockwork pants: 29.01k
glass pie plate: 29k
machetito: 28k
aquamariner's ring: 27.78k
candy stick: 27.27k
Cerebral Cloche: 27k
skeletal scabbard: 26.8k
peppermint-scented socks: 26k
Boris's ring: 25k
Sneaky Pete's breath spray: 25k
rusty diving helmet: 25k
electric crutch: 25k
ancient calendar: 25k
rubber cape: 25k
foam pistol: 25k
murderbot plasma rifle: 25k