A dream from last night

so i thought i'd write this down before i forget... there was this part where i was probably a drug runner, cause a couple of other assholes showed up, one had a gun. asshole #1 with gun pointed it at me, so i twisted his arm and he shot asshole #2 in the face. ded. punched asshole #1 in chest - ded. dropped gun, round goes off accidentally, shoots glass and destroys hallway (which was all glass, framed by metal. somehow ran to the other side.

the next moment, i'm lucid dreaming (end of the hallway was an elevator, don't remember what happened in it, but it flagged where i was as a dream, so instant admin.) decide to fuck around and teleport everywhere with a snap of my fingers. just say the location and ***snap*** i'm there. then i get a fucking quest (weird, i know) to drop off lunch to some friend or relative at a school that's kindergarden all the way to end of high school (it's pretty large). walking through the halls after dropping it off, and notice that the school's tried to become progressive so hard, that it's become *regressive*. kid drops bookmark that he's been handed in class earlier, has acronyms. ***internet*** acronyms. including nsfw.

So i exit the school, or at least try to; a friend's mom blocks the door, before she recognizes me. by that point, the friend whose parent is blocking my path shows up, and we both exit. I hadn't known she was going to show up, but meh. we both walk out and away from the building. as we come up to the stairs to go down, i run towards and then slide down the railing without a care (cause fuck balancing and physics). then we try to decide where the hell to go to grab food. i suggest a mall that's a little too far to walk, and then try to teleport us both. Nada. Nothing. Zilch. Friend thinks i'm trying to be funny. Try again, and nothing. Finally, another friend of mine shows up, quite literally ***out of nowhere.*** Fucker's stolen my admin creds. I do a whoami (linux ftw) and it returns just normal user group id. Fuck. Friend just gives me ability to float and then fucks off. I wake up shortly after dicking around my old house while floating around.