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- Thanks. Have a good class.
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- Okay, someone has to address
- this towel situation.
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- Because, like,
- I labeled the beds...
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- specifically for certain towels.
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- Hi, Renee Bennett.
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- Oh.
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- Uh, Renee Bennett.
- Is this not where I go?
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- No, this is where you go.
- Just sign in here.
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- - Do you need shoes?
- - Okay. Yes.
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- 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:59,811
- - Okay, what size?
- - Eight.
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- - Eight?
- - Seven.
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- - Seven. Okay.
- - Nine and a half.
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- A nine and a half?
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- - Nine...
- - Okay. Yeah.
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- Double-wide?
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- Double what?
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- Double-wide.
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- Like the trailer?
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- - Um... Hmm...
- - Double-wide. Just...
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- Do we have
- a double-wide shoe?
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- It's just like a regular shoe,
- but it's wider,
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- and then it's wider for that.
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- I guess for just wider feet.
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- You know what,
- I think we have a male instructor
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- who used to be, like, a fireman.
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- Maybe he matches
- your big foot?
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- I'm just going to take these.
- These are perfect.
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- Okay. Have a good class.
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- So, your first time?
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- Mmm-hmm.
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- Me, too.
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- - Really?
- - Yeah.
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- We all got to
- start somewhere, right?
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- Yeah.
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- - All right, well, good luck.
- - Yeah.
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- - See you in there.
- - You too.
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- Sorry.
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- Sorry.
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- Oh, shit, are you okay?
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- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- No, seriously, are you okay?
- 'Cause that looks bad.
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- Yeah, no, I'm just going
- to get some smaller shoes.
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- - Are you okay?
- - Um... Yeah.
- 46
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- Hey, guys, this is Jen,
- and today I wanted to share
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- another really cool
- hair tutorial with you.
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- This look is a very punk rock
- faux-hawk using ponytails.
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- I'm going to start at the top
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- and add a bump
- to the top of my head.
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- Back comb with some hair spray
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- until you have
- a lot of volume there.
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- Now I'm taking
- another little section
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- a little bit wider.
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- Now tie this part back.
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- Now at the very end
- of your ponytail,
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- I have this little bit
- of hair at the end.
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- So I'm just going to give it
- a lot of volume.
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- So, this is the final look.
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- I hope you guys
- enjoyed this rock star,
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- kind of punk rock
- mohawk faux-hawk.
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- If you did, don't forget
- to give this video
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- a thumbs up
- and subscribe to the channel
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- for more hair tutorials.
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- This is Jen, and I will
- talk to you guys next time.
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- - Hi.
- - Hi.
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- Are you shopping for a gift?
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- Oh, no, just kind of
- browsing for me.
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- Okay. Um...
- So sizing is a little limited
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- here in the store,
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- but you could probably
- find your size online.
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- Hey, hi.
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- A guy ran by. It was weird.
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- - I'm trying.
- - Just, like, ask.
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- Just get in there.
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- Mason?
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- Should we have
- more, like, banter?
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- Nah, I'm good.
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- We should have fun in here.
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- We should come in and be,
- like, excited to interact.
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- I had sex last night.
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- Uh... Oh, cool.
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- I was alone.
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- Forget it.
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- Did you get that email
- from Corporate?
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- Complaints about
- the Clafoutis lipstick?
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- The Clafoutis?
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- Customers are saying...
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- it's way more orange
- than it looks online.
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- No. Okay, then tell me
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- this isn't
- the exact same color.
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- Look at this.
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- Look.
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- I just write code.
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- Come on, Mason.
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- This is exactly
- why they should just
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- let us run the website
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- from the 5th Avenue
- headquarters.
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- Right?
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- God!
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- Why does Lily LeClaire,
- like, hide us
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- in this weird
- Chinatown basement?
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- I'm so sick of it.
- Aren't you sick of this?
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- No.
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- I'm getting out of here.
- I'm getting a coffee.
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- A real coffee. Not that crap.
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- Do you want anything?
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- - Bagutti.
- - You mean a baguette?
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- - Yeah.
- - You want a whole baguette?
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- Half.
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- Half a baguette.
- That's not weird.
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- - Yeah?
- - Yeah,
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- the highlighter does it.
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- Viv, you look gorgeous.
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- - Right?
- - Yeah, you look really beautiful.
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- Ooh.
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- Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.
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- Just... I don't know
- if I look like me.
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- No, you don't
- look like yourself.
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- But you do look
- like Selena Gomez
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- in that video
- where she says, "It ain't me."
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- It is you.
- Like, I recreated it.
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- Are you sure I don't look like
- sort of a lady of the night?
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- Like a prostitute?
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- Come over here, boys.
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- No, and they don't talk
- like that anymore.
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- Like, it's kind of rad
- that your work
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- lets you take all this stuff.
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- I know.
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- Well, it's more like implied...
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- You know, they're not like,
- "Here's a gift bag."
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- But I steal it.
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- No, but a lot of it's recalled.
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- They wouldn't care.
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- Like, this one they said
- looks like contraception.
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- Oh, hey, it really does.
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- That's exactly
- what my pill pack looks like.
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- 00:09:03,011 --> 00:09:04,990
- Yeah, but a lot of people
- like having sex
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- and not having a baby,
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- so I don't know
- what the problem is.
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- I met this baby the other day
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- that was, like, wack as hell.
- Honestly.
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- - Really?
- - Okay.
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- This is the Groupie sight?
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- It's not "Groupie."
- It's Grouper Date.
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- And you're not bailing
- because we need three people
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- in order to get matched
- on a date.
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- - Yes.
- - Yeah, but look at them.
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- Come look at these pictures.
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- These are the people
- we're competing with?
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- Three Eurasian
- cocktail waitresses.
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- Yeah?
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- Three Australian wakeboarders.
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- And the Hadids!
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- Is that the mom?
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- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
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- I'm not competing with this.
- I'm not doing it.
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- 00:09:38,815 --> 00:09:41,909
- Well, Renee, the thing is,
- like, different kinds of men
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- are looking
- for different things.
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- Like, I mean, I know
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- that my guy is going to
- be interested
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- in the fact
- that I like true crime
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- and inter-species
- animal friendships.
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- Please...
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- And I've added them all
- on dares...
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- 00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:55,931
- No, don't put that
- on the profile.
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- 00:09:55,952 --> 00:09:57,972
- My God, Viv, nobody cares
- about the profile.
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- No one even
- looks at the profile.
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- The picture
- is all that matters,
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- and you get
- a picture of yourself
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- and you feel, like,
- really good about it
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- 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:07,858
- and you hide your double chin,
- you hide your acne,
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- 00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:09,025
- and you hide your cellulite.
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- 00:10:09,045 --> 00:10:10,910
- And then when the guy
- meets you in person,
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- he's, like, so disappointed.
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- 00:10:12,859 --> 00:10:13,984
- Or you take
- a picture of yourself
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- 00:10:14,005 --> 00:10:16,015
- where you feel like
- it really looks like you.
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- 00:10:16,036 --> 00:10:17,994
- And then
- you check your profile
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- and no one is liking it
- or clicking it or twitting it
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- 00:10:21,911 --> 00:10:22,994
- or poking you.
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- 00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:24,015
- And you didn't even want
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- 00:10:24,036 --> 00:10:25,911
- to go out with this guy
- in the first place.
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- 00:10:25,932 --> 00:10:28,921
- But he's rejecting you,
- and it's not fair,
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- and I'm sick of it.
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- 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:33,015
- Well...
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- 00:10:34,974 --> 00:10:38,829
- You raise a lot
- of interesting points, Renee.
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- 00:10:38,849 --> 00:10:40,860
- And thank you
- for that pep talk.
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- 00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:41,881
- Yes, thank you.
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- 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,808
- I feel like this is
- exactly what we needed.
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- 00:10:44,829 --> 00:10:45,860
- You guys are jerks.
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- 00:10:45,881 --> 00:10:47,849
- Let's just take a fun picture.
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- 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:49,016
- - Yeah.
- - Let's just do it.
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- 00:10:49,037 --> 00:10:51,027
- - I'm a photo queen!
- - Look at this face!
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- 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,849
- - Whoo!
- - Okay.
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- 00:10:55,038 --> 00:10:56,038
- That's not good.
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- 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:58,903
- We look like
- we're being attacked, Viv.
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- 00:10:59,809 --> 00:11:00,975
- - That's bad.
- - I look mid-poop.
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- 00:11:01,017 --> 00:11:03,903
- It looks like you're, like,
- having sex with me.
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- 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:06,903
- Viv!
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- 00:11:08,882 --> 00:11:09,882
- Okay...
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- 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,007
- Come on... And three.
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- 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:12,944
- And that's the one.
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- 00:11:18,039 --> 00:11:19,862
- What the hell, Mason?
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- 00:11:21,008 --> 00:11:22,956
- I spilled salad dressing
- on myself.
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- 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:24,028
- God, look, I know this office
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- 00:11:24,049 --> 00:11:25,893
- isn't the epicenter
- of anything,
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- 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:27,049
- but once we stop
- feeling compelled
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- 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,810
- to participate
- in things like pants,
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- 00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:31,841
- we've gone too far outside
- the social contract.
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- 00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,820
- We're in a crisis, Renee.
- The server's down.
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- 00:11:33,841 --> 00:11:34,841
- It's happened before,
- it always
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- 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:35,914
- comes back online,
- but not this time.
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- 00:11:35,935 --> 00:11:37,915
- Oh, no... Wait, wait, wait.
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- 00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:39,820
- How are we going to get
- the web traffic reports
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- 00:11:39,821 --> 00:11:40,863
- to Corporate
- for their 11:00 a.m.?
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- 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,019
- It's our only job
- in this stupid office!
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- 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,832
- I'm already
- printing out the reports,
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- 00:11:43,852 --> 00:11:44,863
- and it's not stupid.
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- 00:11:45,811 --> 00:11:46,852
- Maybe a little.
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- 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:47,977
- Either way, you can
- leave our stupid office
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- 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,029
- in about 10 seconds.
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- 00:11:49,884 --> 00:11:50,915
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- 00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:52,998
- You think I'm going
- to Lily LeClaire today?
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- 00:11:53,019 --> 00:11:55,925
- Oh, no, I am not
- going to Lily LeClaire.
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- 00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:56,989
- I promise you that, okay.
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- 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:58,895
- - I did not shower.
- - You never shower.
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- 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,905
- I never shower for work.
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- 00:12:00,926 --> 00:12:02,822
- Okay, I shower at night.
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- 00:12:02,843 --> 00:12:04,937
- When I shower is my business.
- I'm not going there.
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- 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,999
- No, I'm wearing
- bathing suit bottoms
- 231
- 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:08,833
- 'cause I have no clean undies.
- 232
- 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:09,968
- I have
- a Bed Bath and Beyond bag
- 233
- 00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:11,010
- for my purse. No!
- 234
- 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,812
- Repeat after me.
- 235
- 00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:14,968
- I am brave.
- 236
- 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:16,926
- - I am brave.
- - I am blonde.
- 237
- 00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,896
- - I am blonde.
- - And I got this.
- 238
- 00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:19,948
- And I got this.
- 239
- 00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:21,865
- - I am brave!
- - I am brave!
- 240
- 00:12:21,886 --> 00:12:22,979
- - I am blonde!
- - I am blonde!
- 241
- 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,823
- - And I got this!
- - And I got this!
- 242
- 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:25,854
- I am brave!
- 243
- 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,972
- For Steve in Marketing.
- 244
- 00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:26,055
- Okay, great. I'll make sure
- she gets them.
- 245
- 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:33,993
- Is that Avery LeClaire?
- 246
- 00:13:35,024 --> 00:13:37,014
- - Yeah.
- - There she is again. Oh!
- 247
- 00:13:42,983 --> 00:13:45,879
- Oh, my God.
- She's right there.
- 248
- 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:46,973
- Is that so cool?
- 249
- 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,025
- What's that?
- 250
- 00:13:48,046 --> 00:13:50,931
- You know,
- being the receptionist here?
- 251
- 00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:52,025
- Just being around it all?
- 252
- 00:13:52,046 --> 00:13:54,890
- No, I'm just
- an intern filling in.
- 253
- 00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,973
- They're trying to find
- a new receptionist, actually.
- 254
- 00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:58,858
- Shut up.
- 255
- 00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:00,931
- Oh, come on.
- It's like a dream job.
- 256
- 00:14:01,015 --> 00:14:03,911
- Um, I'll make sure
- Marketing gets these papers.
- 257
- 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:04,943
- Okay.
- 258
- 00:14:04,964 --> 00:14:06,057
- I'm gonna head out.
- 259
- 00:14:06,828 --> 00:14:07,995
- Can we all say hello
- to my grandmother, Lily,
- 260
- 00:14:08,016 --> 00:14:09,047
- who will be joining us today?
- 261
- 00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:10,849
- Hello, Lily.
- 262
- 00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:12,932
- We are in our third quarter
- of our fiscal year,
- 263
- 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,974
- and as you are all aware
- the research results
- 264
- 00:14:14,995 --> 00:14:17,953
- have come in
- on our diffusion line.
- 265
- 00:14:17,974 --> 00:14:20,901
- Do you have to say
- "diffusion" like that?
- 266
- 00:14:21,057 --> 00:14:23,954
- - Like what?
- - Like it means "low end"?
- 267
- 00:14:23,975 --> 00:14:25,017
- It does mean "low end."
- 268
- 00:14:25,954 --> 00:14:27,892
- It also means "accessible."
- 269
- 00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:30,850
- Or "thoughtfully priced."
- 270
- 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:31,881
- Say it like that.
- 271
- 00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:34,850
- Okay.
- 272
- 00:14:36,006 --> 00:14:37,985
- It seems that
- we have some work to do
- 273
- 00:14:38,006 --> 00:14:40,871
- on our diffusion line
- 274
- 00:14:40,892 --> 00:14:44,048
- because we are new
- to the diffusion landscape.
- 275
- 00:14:44,819 --> 00:14:45,934
- We need to get people
- used to seeing
- 276
- 00:14:45,955 --> 00:14:47,955
- our products not just
- at Saks and Bendel's,
- 277
- 00:14:47,976 --> 00:14:50,841
- but also at Target and Kohl's.
- 278
- 00:14:51,841 --> 00:14:52,882
- Jenn, go.
- 279
- 00:14:53,028 --> 00:14:55,861
- Well, it says here that 74%
- 280
- 00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,028
- of core diffusion
- demo respondents
- 281
- 00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:59,049
- strongly believe that we are
- 282
- 00:15:00,018 --> 00:15:01,059
- elitist pricks.
- 283
- 00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:04,924
- Okay, so what I am hearing
- is that
- 284
- 00:15:05,914 --> 00:15:07,914
- we need to pivot in order...
- 285
- 00:15:08,852 --> 00:15:10,883
- This is not
- rocket science, Avery.
- 286
- 00:15:10,904 --> 00:15:13,821
- We're just trying to start
- 287
- 00:15:13,842 --> 00:15:17,050
- a line of accessible cosmetics
- at Target.
- 288
- 00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:19,977
- Who here has gone
- makeup shopping at Target?
- 289
- 00:15:20,029 --> 00:15:21,821
- - You?
- - No!
- 290
- 00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:22,873
- - Either of you?
- - Mmm.
- 291
- 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,987
- No.
- 292
- 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:27,853
- Unbelievable.
- 293
- 00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:30,915
- People think
- that we are elitists
- 294
- 00:15:30,936 --> 00:15:33,843
- who do not belong at Target,
- 295
- 00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:34,968
- and they may be right.
- 296
- 00:15:35,051 --> 00:15:37,832
- But when people
- walk into this office,
- 297
- 00:15:37,926 --> 00:15:40,999
- I want them to see
- that Lily LeClaire
- 298
- 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,947
- includes everyone.
- 299
- 00:15:43,853 --> 00:15:45,843
- Even bargain shoppers.
- 300
- 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,969
- "Must be passionate
- about beauty..."
- 301
- 00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:56,010
- Me.
- 302
- 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,958
- "...and dream
- of sitting in our lobby..."
- 303
- 00:15:59,969 --> 00:16:01,000
- Me.
- 304
- 00:16:01,062 --> 00:16:03,021
- "...at the center of it all.
- 305
- 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:08,031
- "Must be stylish
- and full of confidence."
- 306
- 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,917
- I mean...
- 307
- 00:16:12,824 --> 00:16:14,897
- Maybe not full of confidence.
- 308
- 00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:18,928
- "The first face people see
- when they come to our office,
- 309
- 00:16:18,949 --> 00:16:21,959
- "in some ways, the real face
- of our beauty line."
- 310
- 00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:25,042
- Whatever.
- 311
- 00:16:31,002 --> 00:16:32,929
- Yes, it is the perfect job,
- 312
- 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,908
- of course I know that.
- I'm just...
- 313
- 00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:36,898
- I don't even see
- a point in applying.
- 314
- 00:16:36,918 --> 00:16:37,960
- I have no shot.
- 315
- 00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:39,950
- Yeah.
- 316
- 00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:42,866
- I'm not exactly
- the face they're looking for.
- 317
- 00:16:44,866 --> 00:16:46,856
- Oh. Hey, Jane,
- can I call you back?
- 318
- 00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:55,836
- Hi.
- 319
- 00:16:55,951 --> 00:16:57,940
- Um, Renee. We kind of met
- at SoulCycle...
- 320
- 00:16:57,961 --> 00:16:59,992
- - Oh, my God.
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 321
- 00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:01,044
- How's your vagina?
- 322
- 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,919
- - Oh.
- - Like, the whole region?
- 323
- 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:04,961
- Thanks for asking.
- 324
- 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,930
- The region is kind of
- as good as can be expected.
- 325
- 00:17:07,951 --> 00:17:08,951
- Was there blood?
- 326
- 00:17:08,971 --> 00:17:10,065
- There was not not-blood.
- 327
- 00:17:10,836 --> 00:17:11,858
- Hey, hi.
- 328
- 00:17:12,004 --> 00:17:13,004
- Wow.
- 329
- 00:17:13,025 --> 00:17:14,045
- - Hi.
- - I'm sorry,
- 330
- 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,066
- I'm so lost.
- 331
- 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:18,858
- Could you tell me where to
- find that squeezy dish soap?
- 332
- 00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:19,900
- - Uh...
- - Now, you're probably
- 333
- 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:21,004
- wondering why I'm not
- asking, you know,
- 334
- 00:17:21,025 --> 00:17:22,931
- the person
- that obviously works here.
- 335
- 00:17:22,952 --> 00:17:23,972
- But...
- 336
- 00:17:23,993 --> 00:17:25,014
- I don't work here.
- 337
- 00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:27,972
- But I've gotten
- really good at dishes.
- 338
- 00:17:27,993 --> 00:17:29,889
- And so, I was just wondering
- 339
- 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,035
- if you might
- have some dishes...
- 340
- 00:17:31,056 --> 00:17:32,921
- Oh, my gosh,
- I'm so sorry, I forgot.
- 341
- 00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:33,942
- It's in aisle 10.
- 342
- 00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:36,057
- - Hey, we're good, sir.
- - Oh.
- 343
- 00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:38,973
- I was thinking, you can
- give me your number...
- 344
- 00:17:38,994 --> 00:17:41,859
- Um, I'm so sorry,
- I don't give out my number.
- 345
- 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,828
- It's nice to meet you.
- 346
- 00:17:43,953 --> 00:17:45,036
- - So...
- - It's nice to meet you.
- 347
- 00:17:45,057 --> 00:17:46,859
- Good luck with the dishes
- and everything else.
- 348
- 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,890
- Thank you.
- 349
- 00:17:50,015 --> 00:17:52,838
- Does that kind of stuff
- happen all the time?
- 350
- 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:53,985
- What, him?
- 351
- 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,995
- Yeah, like a guy, like,
- trying to hook up
- 352
- 00:17:57,016 --> 00:17:59,027
- with you in
- a totally normal place?
- 353
- 00:17:59,047 --> 00:18:01,922
- Yeah, I'm sure that happens
- to you all the time, too.
- 354
- 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:02,964
- Uh, no.
- 355
- 00:18:02,985 --> 00:18:04,912
- That has literally never
- happened to me in my life.
- 356
- 00:18:04,933 --> 00:18:06,006
- Yeah, well,
- I don't believe you.
- 357
- 00:18:06,027 --> 00:18:07,027
- Wait, can I ask you
- a question?
- 358
- 00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:08,047
- Yeah.
- 359
- 00:18:08,068 --> 00:18:10,068
- Did you ever go on a trip
- to, like, Italy or something,
- 360
- 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,902
- and you land at the airport
- and then, like,
- 361
- 00:18:13,922 --> 00:18:15,059
- you meet these two guys,
- 362
- 00:18:15,830 --> 00:18:17,861
- and they're like,
- "Hey, come on this yacht with us,"
- 363
- 00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:20,965
- and then you wind up going on
- a yacht trip in, like, Capri.
- 364
- 00:18:20,986 --> 00:18:22,830
- And it's like
- this whole other part
- 365
- 00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:23,965
- of your trip
- you didn't even foresee.
- 366
- 00:18:24,923 --> 00:18:25,975
- - But, like...
- - Yeah.
- 367
- 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,934
- I had one like that
- last summer.
- 368
- 00:18:27,955 --> 00:18:28,986
- In Greece, though, not Italy.
- 369
- 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,017
- I knew it.
- 370
- 00:18:30,038 --> 00:18:31,975
- - I knew it! I knew it!
- - Yeah.
- 371
- 00:18:31,996 --> 00:18:34,017
- God, I knew
- that stuff happened.
- 372
- 00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:36,018
- Oh, man, I've just...
- 373
- 00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:38,841
- I've always wondered
- what it feels like to be just
- 374
- 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:41,904
- undeniably pretty.
- 375
- 00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:47,039
- And just have all those parts
- in life open up to you
- 376
- 00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,997
- that you only
- get to experience
- 377
- 00:18:49,018 --> 00:18:50,883
- when you look like you.
- 378
- 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,070
- Just once...
- 379
- 00:18:56,988 --> 00:18:58,061
- I mean...
- 380
- 00:18:58,832 --> 00:18:59,946
- I don't think that
- this mascara
- 381
- 00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:01,852
- or Wet n Wild bronzer
- 382
- 00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:03,905
- can do that kind
- of heavy lifting. So...
- 383
- 00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:07,905
- I'll just pray for a miracle.
- 384
- 00:19:08,019 --> 00:19:09,967
- Hey. It's not in 10.
- 385
- 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:13,915
- Nine. It was aisle nine.
- Do you want me to show you?
- 386
- 00:19:13,936 --> 00:19:15,998
- Can we get you back
- to register two?
- 387
- 00:19:16,019 --> 00:19:17,978
- I don't work here.
- 388
- 00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:29,500
- Make my wish right.
- 389
- 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,552
- I wish I were big.
- 390
- 00:19:54,646 --> 00:19:56,563
- This is crazy! This is crazy!
- 391
- 00:19:57,678 --> 00:19:58,688
- I wish...
- 392
- 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:01,543
- I wish I was beautiful!
- 393
- 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:18,699
- Please.
- 394
- 00:20:19,606 --> 00:20:21,596
- Please, please,
- please. Please.
- 395
- 00:20:51,566 --> 00:20:53,566
- What's up, SoHo, I'm Luna!
- 396
- 00:20:57,597 --> 00:20:58,701
- Are you ready?
- 397
- 00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:02,514
- All right, y'all, I don't know
- 398
- 00:21:02,535 --> 00:21:03,640
- what you came
- in here for today,
- 399
- 00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:06,692
- but what I do know is that
- the miracle is already here.
- 400
- 00:21:07,671 --> 00:21:10,505
- You just have to open
- your heart and receive it.
- 401
- 00:21:10,525 --> 00:21:11,650
- I want you
- to look in the mirror
- 402
- 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,525
- and visualize the change
- you came in here for.
- 403
- 00:21:14,546 --> 00:21:16,650
- Is it spiritual?
- Is it physical?
- 404
- 00:21:17,494 --> 00:21:18,525
- Is it emotional?
- 405
- 00:21:18,692 --> 00:21:21,661
- Today I want you
- to look in the mirror.
- 406
- 00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:24,495
- You're not going to see
- what you normally see.
- 407
- 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:25,641
- Today you're going to see
- 408
- 00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:29,506
- what you've
- always wanted to be.
- 409
- 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,578
- So, you ready
- to get your life?
- 410
- 00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:35,547
- SoHo, are you ready
- to get your life?
- 411
- 00:21:35,568 --> 00:21:36,620
- Change your life!
- 412
- 00:21:36,641 --> 00:21:39,526
- Change your body!
- Change your life!
- 413
- 00:21:39,547 --> 00:21:40,662
- Yeah!
- 414
- 00:21:42,485 --> 00:21:43,610
- Three, two, one!
- 415
- 00:21:48,632 --> 00:21:49,684
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- 416
- 00:21:54,590 --> 00:21:55,632
- We got a white girl down.
- 417
- 00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:04,632
- Hey.
- 418
- 00:22:08,653 --> 00:22:11,476
- You hit your head really hard
- on the way down.
- 419
- 00:22:12,528 --> 00:22:14,612
- Sorry. Oh, God.
- 420
- 00:22:16,549 --> 00:22:17,685
- Here's an ice pack.
- 421
- 00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:21,466
- Oh, God, thank you.
- 422
- 00:22:21,612 --> 00:22:22,643
- And some water.
- 423
- 00:22:24,674 --> 00:22:27,509
- And we have
- a complimentary bandana.
- 424
- 00:22:29,509 --> 00:22:31,665
- You didn't have to do that.
- This is too much.
- 425
- 00:22:34,529 --> 00:22:36,509
- This is huge.
- 426
- 00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:47,529
- Did something
- happen to your arm?
- 427
- 00:22:49,687 --> 00:22:51,697
- Should I call a doctor?
- 428
- 00:22:53,645 --> 00:22:56,562
- Yeah...
- 429
- 00:23:07,489 --> 00:23:08,530
- Are your legs okay?
- 430
- 00:23:08,572 --> 00:23:11,677
- No! They're not okay.
- 431
- 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:18,490
- They're amazing. Oh, my God.
- 432
- 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:20,552
- Do I look super toned to you?
- 433
- 00:23:20,636 --> 00:23:21,646
- Uh...
- 434
- 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,656
- I don't know
- how to answer that.
- 435
- 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,656
- - Oh, my God, feel my abs!
- - Uh...
- 436
- 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:27,688
- Rock hard, right?
- 437
- 00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:29,469
- Feels full.
- 438
- 00:23:29,490 --> 00:23:30,605
- - It's a rock.
- - Uh-huh.
- 439
- 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:32,543
- Wait...
- 440
- 00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:44,678
- Wait.
- 441
- 00:23:45,699 --> 00:23:47,657
- Wait, no.
- 442
- 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:50,470
- Wait.
- 443
- 00:23:50,658 --> 00:23:51,658
- Wait.
- 444
- 00:23:54,710 --> 00:23:56,565
- - That's me?
- - Yeah.
- 445
- 00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:57,710
- No.
- 446
- 00:24:04,502 --> 00:24:08,471
- What? Oh, my God,
- do you see this?
- 447
- 00:24:08,523 --> 00:24:09,523
- Yes?
- 448
- 00:24:09,544 --> 00:24:13,607
- I mean... Look at me!
- Look at my jawline!
- 449
- 00:24:14,503 --> 00:24:16,566
- No, no, I always
- wanted this to happen.
- 450
- 00:24:16,586 --> 00:24:17,701
- You dream this will happen,
- 451
- 00:24:18,472 --> 00:24:19,524
- but I never thought
- it would really happen!
- 452
- 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:20,659
- I mean, look at me!
- 453
- 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,701
- Look at my boobs!
- Look at my ass!
- 454
- 00:24:27,701 --> 00:24:29,524
- I'm beautiful!
- 455
- 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:34,681
- All right, if you're good,
- 456
- 00:24:35,692 --> 00:24:38,515
- I'm going to take this back
- and go to the front.
- 457
- 00:24:38,535 --> 00:24:39,681
- As long as you don't sue.
- 458
- 00:25:11,672 --> 00:25:13,526
- Hey, great dress.
- 459
- 00:25:13,547 --> 00:25:14,569
- Thanks. It's from Target.
- 460
- 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,600
- Of course it is.
- 461
- 00:25:16,621 --> 00:25:18,517
- Aren't girls like us so lucky,
- 462
- 00:25:18,537 --> 00:25:19,673
- that we can shop like anywhere
- 463
- 00:25:19,694 --> 00:25:21,683
- and still look fly as hell.
- 464
- 00:25:21,714 --> 00:25:23,642
- - I guess.
- - Yeah!
- 465
- 00:25:26,704 --> 00:25:29,714
- Oh, gosh! Thank you.
- 466
- 00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:31,662
- Chivalry, alive and well.
- 467
- 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,486
- Jimmy, come here!
- 468
- 00:25:51,497 --> 00:25:52,601
- For Lisa in HR.
- 469
- 00:25:52,622 --> 00:25:54,580
- My name's Renee Bennett,
- 470
- 00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:56,581
- and I'm applying
- for the receptionist job.
- 471
- 00:26:10,685 --> 00:26:12,487
- Don't scream.
- 472
- 00:26:12,591 --> 00:26:14,539
- Slowly turn around.
- 473
- 00:26:15,654 --> 00:26:18,572
- Okay, I know you don't
- recognize me.
- 474
- 00:26:18,592 --> 00:26:19,624
- - I know that.
- - Mmm.
- 475
- 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:22,697
- But I'm going to prove to you
- that I am your friend.
- 476
- 00:26:22,717 --> 00:26:24,665
- - Your good friend...
- - Hey, sluts.
- 477
- 00:26:24,686 --> 00:26:27,655
- Oh, my God. Okay.
- Don't scream.
- 478
- 00:26:27,676 --> 00:26:30,551
- No, no one is screaming.
- 479
- 00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:32,551
- Don't even make
- the noise you just made.
- 480
- 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:36,634
- Okay. Okay, now I know
- you don't recognize me.
- 481
- 00:26:37,509 --> 00:26:38,604
- You're thinking,
- "Who is this girl?
- 482
- 00:26:38,625 --> 00:26:39,656
- "And why is she here?
- 483
- 00:26:39,677 --> 00:26:43,489
- "What was she doing covering
- our screaming-ass mouths?"
- 484
- 00:26:43,573 --> 00:26:45,552
- You guys, it's me.
- 485
- 00:26:45,718 --> 00:26:47,604
- Renee.
- 486
- 00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:52,677
- What's happening?
- 487
- 00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:54,614
- Full spin.
- 488
- 00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,594
- Oh, my God,
- you don't believe me.
- 489
- 00:26:59,615 --> 00:27:00,615
- Why would you?
- 490
- 00:27:00,636 --> 00:27:02,678
- Okay, I'm going to prove
- to you that I'm Renee.
- 491
- 00:27:02,699 --> 00:27:04,594
- All right, I'm just going
- to tell you something
- 492
- 00:27:04,615 --> 00:27:05,646
- that there's no way
- I would know
- 493
- 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:06,667
- unless I was Renee.
- 494
- 00:27:06,688 --> 00:27:08,532
- Okay. Um...
- 495
- 00:27:08,615 --> 00:27:09,709
- Oh, remember the summer
- 496
- 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,605
- we all were gonna
- get those tattoos
- 497
- 00:27:11,626 --> 00:27:14,521
- of the 90210 characters
- on our ankles. Right?
- 498
- 00:27:14,542 --> 00:27:16,532
- But we decided not to
- because we were like,
- 499
- 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:17,605
- "What if we don't always feel
- 500
- 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:18,699
- "this strongly
- about the actors?"
- 501
- 00:27:18,719 --> 00:27:20,689
- - Thank God.
- - How would anyone know that?
- 502
- 00:27:20,710 --> 00:27:23,575
- Everyone would
- know that, right?
- 503
- 00:27:23,595 --> 00:27:26,522
- Because I actually
- got Andrea Zuckerman
- 504
- 00:27:26,543 --> 00:27:29,606
- tattooed on my ankle before
- you guys bailed on the idea.
- 505
- 00:27:29,627 --> 00:27:31,481
- I forgot that, I'm sorry.
- 506
- 00:27:31,502 --> 00:27:32,689
- - I still feel so bad.
- - No.
- 507
- 00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:34,637
- What's something only
- I would know? Help me.
- 508
- 00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:37,522
- You have HPV.
- 509
- 00:27:37,585 --> 00:27:39,595
- - Everybody has HPV.
- - I have it, too.
- 510
- 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:42,680
- The point is, it's me! Renee!
- 511
- 00:27:43,576 --> 00:27:44,659
- And I don't know
- how this happened
- 512
- 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,701
- and I can't explain it.
- 513
- 00:27:45,721 --> 00:27:47,523
- All I know is that Luna
- 514
- 00:27:47,544 --> 00:27:49,680
- reached into
- my Soul Cycled soul
- 515
- 00:27:49,701 --> 00:27:52,607
- and just gave me
- what I've always wanted.
- 516
- 00:27:52,628 --> 00:27:54,555
- The chance to be beautiful!
- 517
- 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:56,628
- Oh.
- 518
- 00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:59,544
- - Yeah, well, that's great.
- - Yeah.
- 519
- 00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:02,535
- - I'm so happy for you...
- - Are you?
- 520
- 00:28:02,556 --> 00:28:04,670
- ...that you are
- working out and that
- 521
- 00:28:04,691 --> 00:28:07,618
- that clearly is making,
- like, a big change for you.
- 522
- 00:28:07,639 --> 00:28:09,545
- I mean, like,
- I hear really good things
- 523
- 00:28:09,566 --> 00:28:12,545
- about Soul Cycle and,
- like, you look great.
- 524
- 00:28:12,577 --> 00:28:16,545
- Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian.
- One of the Jenner ones.
- 525
- 00:28:16,566 --> 00:28:19,577
- Maybe now that
- your contacts are in...
- 526
- 00:28:19,597 --> 00:28:21,629
- I don't wear contacts.
- I don't wear glasses.
- 527
- 00:28:21,649 --> 00:28:23,536
- I was just taking a swing,
- 528
- 00:28:23,557 --> 00:28:25,505
- - and it was a miss.
- - Yeah.
- 529
- 00:28:25,525 --> 00:28:28,494
- You're trying to make sense
- of this, and you can't.
- 530
- 00:28:28,515 --> 00:28:30,619
- That's true.
- We cannot make sense of this.
- 531
- 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,723
- But I want you guys to know
- 532
- 00:28:32,494 --> 00:28:33,619
- that even through I look like
- this very different,
- 533
- 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,692
- very hot person,
- 534
- 00:28:36,598 --> 00:28:37,692
- it's still me in here.
- 535
- 00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:39,567
- It's Renee.
- 536
- 00:28:40,505 --> 00:28:41,682
- I'm not going anywhere.
- 537
- 00:28:41,703 --> 00:28:43,650
- - Okay.
- - Okay?
- 538
- 00:28:43,671 --> 00:28:44,693
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 539
- 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,610
- But I am going to go to
- the bar and get us drinks.
- 540
- 00:28:46,631 --> 00:28:47,651
- I could use one.
- 541
- 00:28:47,672 --> 00:28:49,579
- - Tequila?
- - Sure.
- 542
- 00:28:49,693 --> 00:28:52,724
- How would I know that,
- unless I was Renee?
- 543
- 00:28:53,631 --> 00:28:54,631
- Okay.
- 544
- 00:29:02,579 --> 00:29:06,600
- Hey, Mason.
- I'm sorry I can't make it again.
- 545
- 00:29:07,652 --> 00:29:09,621
- I'll have to work remotely,
- I have pink eye.
- 546
- 00:29:10,527 --> 00:29:11,632
- Yeah, it's really bad.
- 547
- 00:29:12,621 --> 00:29:14,611
- It's like, it looks like
- my eyes are bleeding.
- 548
- 00:29:15,517 --> 00:29:16,600
- Um...
- 549
- 00:29:17,496 --> 00:29:19,652
- Yeah, no, I know
- it doesn't affect your voice,
- 550
- 00:29:19,673 --> 00:29:21,600
- but it's like
- the really bad kind
- 551
- 00:29:21,621 --> 00:29:23,715
- that causes flare-ups
- in prison populations.
- 552
- 00:29:24,486 --> 00:29:25,580
- Look, I gotta go,
- I'm going to the doctor.
- 553
- 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,643
- Hopefully,
- I'll be in tomorrow,
- 554
- 00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:30,508
- but I'm going
- in the subway, so I'm...
- 555
- 00:29:30,664 --> 00:29:32,487
- Hello? Hello?
- 556
- 00:29:32,508 --> 00:29:33,560
- 116.
- 557
- 00:29:35,695 --> 00:29:36,716
- Uh...
- 558
- 00:29:38,497 --> 00:29:39,726
- You probably haven't
- been here before,
- 559
- 00:29:40,497 --> 00:29:41,664
- but you have to wait in line
- and take a number.
- 560
- 00:29:42,487 --> 00:29:43,633
- - Oh, right.
- - I can grab it for you.
- 561
- 00:29:43,653 --> 00:29:44,653
- - Thank you.
- - Yeah.
- 562
- 00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,716
- - I just... Here.
- - Thank you.
- 563
- 00:29:47,488 --> 00:29:48,665
- And this guy just
- calls out a number
- 564
- 00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:49,686
- completely out of sequence.
- 565
- 00:29:49,707 --> 00:29:50,707
- Okay.
- 566
- 00:29:50,727 --> 00:29:52,519
- It's like a weird game
- of bingo.
- 567
- 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,623
- - All right.
- - But no one wins. So, yeah.
- 568
- 00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:58,540
- What's your number?
- 569
- 00:30:03,582 --> 00:30:04,717
- So this is how it happens?
- 570
- 00:30:05,717 --> 00:30:08,572
- Just like that? Wow.
- 571
- 00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:11,562
- Just like what?
- What happens, like what?
- 572
- 00:30:11,583 --> 00:30:12,655
- That is very clever.
- 573
- 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:15,541
- I don't know why that's...
- What is clever?
- 574
- 00:30:15,562 --> 00:30:16,572
- I'm just asking
- what the number is.
- 575
- 00:30:16,593 --> 00:30:19,510
- What's your number?
- And then I go, "Oh, 118..."
- 576
- 00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:21,551
- And then you're like,
- "No, your phone number."
- 577
- 00:30:21,728 --> 00:30:23,635
- - Oh.
- - Yeah. You are good.
- 578
- 00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:25,635
- How long have you been hanging
- onto that little nugget?
- 579
- 00:30:25,655 --> 00:30:27,551
- I haven't. I haven't been
- holding onto that.
- 580
- 00:30:27,572 --> 00:30:28,572
- That's not a nugget.
- 581
- 00:30:28,593 --> 00:30:29,625
- You hang out in
- a lot of dry cleaners
- 582
- 00:30:29,646 --> 00:30:31,584
- and hit on perfect girls?
- 583
- 00:30:33,677 --> 00:30:34,719
- All right, give me your phone.
- 584
- 00:30:35,563 --> 00:30:36,573
- My phone?
- 585
- 00:30:36,594 --> 00:30:37,625
- Give me your phone, I'm going
- to give you my number.
- 586
- 00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:39,656
- - Are you still talking to me?
- - Don't chicken out now, son.
- 587
- 00:30:39,677 --> 00:30:41,490
- - I'm not chickening out.
- - Here, come on.
- 588
- 00:30:41,511 --> 00:30:42,709
- Give me, we'll exchange phones.
- That's what'll happen.
- 589
- 00:30:42,729 --> 00:30:44,698
- Here, give me your phone,
- you take my phone,
- 590
- 00:30:44,719 --> 00:30:46,709
- put your number in.
- Level the playing field.
- 591
- 00:30:46,729 --> 00:30:47,729
- Do people do this?
- 592
- 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,604
- And this way you don't have
- to feel intimidated.
- 593
- 00:30:49,729 --> 00:30:51,532
- I know what it's like.
- 594
- 00:30:51,553 --> 00:30:54,699
- Okay. Yeah. That's me.
- 595
- 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,720
- Okay.
- 596
- 00:30:56,491 --> 00:30:58,543
- And you know,
- I'm slammed right now.
- 597
- 00:30:58,616 --> 00:31:00,564
- But I will do my best
- to pencil you in.
- 598
- 00:31:00,585 --> 00:31:02,626
- Right after the jailhouse
- pink eye clears up?
- 599
- 00:31:04,605 --> 00:31:05,605
- Who are you?
- 600
- 00:31:05,637 --> 00:31:07,512
- Number 118!
- 601
- 00:31:09,543 --> 00:31:10,584
- That's me.
- 602
- 00:31:13,669 --> 00:31:14,669
- Hi.
- 603
- 00:31:16,513 --> 00:31:19,596
- Oh, I couldn't get
- the red vomit stain out of it.
- 604
- 00:31:19,617 --> 00:31:21,544
- What was it, like Sangria?
- 605
- 00:31:21,617 --> 00:31:23,648
- Some wine, like a red?
- Something like that?
- 606
- 00:31:23,669 --> 00:31:25,627
- It had chunks in it,
- did you know that?
- 607
- 00:31:25,648 --> 00:31:27,596
- And then you let it
- sit for a while,
- 608
- 00:31:27,617 --> 00:31:28,617
- and I couldn't really...
- 609
- 00:31:28,648 --> 00:31:29,648
- That's fine.
- 610
- 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,533
- I could take
- another whack at it,
- 611
- 00:31:31,554 --> 00:31:32,555
- if you want.
- 612
- 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,670
- I'm not a magician. 119!
- 613
- 00:31:36,639 --> 00:31:39,597
- So, look, I have not
- logged into our account
- 614
- 00:31:39,618 --> 00:31:40,691
- since our profile went live
- 615
- 00:31:40,711 --> 00:31:42,503
- 'cause I thought we could
- all do it together.
- 616
- 00:31:42,524 --> 00:31:44,493
- Yeah, I think
- that's the best idea.
- 617
- 00:31:44,514 --> 00:31:45,722
- Um, excuse me, bartender.
- 618
- 00:31:46,493 --> 00:31:48,576
- Can I please get
- a couple shots of tequila?
- 619
- 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:49,659
- - Uh...
- - Can you stop it?
- 620
- 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,680
- It's a coffee shop.
- 621
- 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:53,567
- Now, listen. This is going to
- be awesome. Trust me.
- 622
- 00:31:53,587 --> 00:31:55,608
- I'm about to make it
- rain responses.
- 623
- 00:32:02,608 --> 00:32:03,608
- Hit refresh.
- 624
- 00:32:03,629 --> 00:32:05,567
- - Yeah, refresh.
- - Always refresh.
- 625
- 00:32:09,671 --> 00:32:11,702
- - Are we on the Wi-Fi or...
- - Yeah, we are.
- 626
- 00:32:11,723 --> 00:32:15,693
- So, it's true. Guys really
- only care about photos.
- 627
- 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:19,599
- My God, stop.
- This is clearly my fault.
- 628
- 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:20,724
- What? Why?
- 629
- 00:32:21,495 --> 00:32:22,620
- No, I take
- full responsibility for this.
- 630
- 00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:23,724
- Guys, this is
- because the old me
- 631
- 00:32:24,495 --> 00:32:25,620
- was clearly dragging
- our stock down.
- 632
- 00:32:25,641 --> 00:32:29,693
- I, like, feel bad for her.
- I wanna like hug this girl.
- 633
- 00:32:29,713 --> 00:32:31,630
- You look like you.
- 634
- 00:32:31,651 --> 00:32:34,495
- All we have to do
- are get new photos of me.
- 635
- 00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:37,652
- You know, like, a photo shoot
- for the new Renee.
- 636
- 00:32:37,673 --> 00:32:41,725
- Like maybe a hip-hop vibe.
- Like St. Tropez.
- 637
- 00:32:42,652 --> 00:32:44,600
- You know,
- let's get this in a bikini,
- 638
- 00:32:44,694 --> 00:32:48,610
- on a jet ski with,
- like, Lil Wayne,
- 639
- 00:32:48,631 --> 00:32:51,600
- or Lil' Bow Wow,
- or one of the Lil's.
- 640
- 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:52,694
- I don't think that's a thing.
- 641
- 00:32:52,714 --> 00:32:53,714
- Which thing?
- 642
- 00:32:53,735 --> 00:32:55,496
- The whole...
- Like, all those things.
- 643
- 00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:59,507
- One of the... A big one...
- Big... Medium George?
- 644
- 00:32:59,528 --> 00:33:00,611
- I don't know who it is,
- but it's going to be
- 645
- 00:33:00,632 --> 00:33:01,632
- hip-hop
- and it's going to be hot.
- 646
- 00:33:02,549 --> 00:33:05,653
- No, we're going to do it.
- Hot bikini action.
- 647
- 00:33:05,705 --> 00:33:07,538
- You know,
- I don't have a yacht, but...
- 648
- 00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:09,611
- Does your brother
- still have a kayak?
- 649
- 00:33:09,632 --> 00:33:10,632
- Hi, this message
- 650
- 00:33:10,653 --> 00:33:11,663
- is for Renee Bennett.
- 651
- 00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:14,611
- Please call Helen Grey's
- office at Lily LeClaire
- 652
- 00:33:14,632 --> 00:33:17,612
- to set up your interview
- for the receptionist position.
- 653
- 00:33:40,603 --> 00:33:41,624
- Renee Bennett?
- 654
- 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,717
- Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi.
- 655
- 00:33:44,707 --> 00:33:46,572
- No, I'm looking
- for Renee Bennett
- 656
- 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:47,634
- for the receptionist job.
- 657
- 00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:49,624
- That's me. Here.
- 658
- 00:33:51,572 --> 00:33:52,572
- Okay.
- 659
- 00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:59,646
- You must be Renee.
- I'm Helen Grey, CFO.
- 660
- 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,531
- We spoke on the phone.
- 661
- 00:34:01,552 --> 00:34:03,635
- And this is our CEO,
- Avery LeClaire.
- 662
- 00:34:03,656 --> 00:34:04,656
- Hello, Renee.
- 663
- 00:34:04,677 --> 00:34:05,677
- Hello.
- 664
- 00:34:05,698 --> 00:34:07,562
- Take a seat,
- make yourself comfortable.
- 665
- 00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:09,656
- Thank you so much.
- 666
- 00:34:10,552 --> 00:34:13,593
- Uh, it's nice to finally meet
- you face to face, Ms. Grey.
- 667
- 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,739
- And I of course know
- who you are, Miss LeClaire.
- 668
- 00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:20,511
- Renee currently works
- in the online division.
- 669
- 00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:21,574
- Oh, wow, super.
- 670
- 00:34:21,594 --> 00:34:25,553
- Yeah, but I figure I can be
- real with you guys,
- 671
- 00:34:25,574 --> 00:34:29,615
- like Gayle King real, and say
- that it would be a shame
- 672
- 00:34:29,647 --> 00:34:33,553
- to waste all this in
- a tiny Chinatown office.
- 673
- 00:34:34,501 --> 00:34:36,542
- I think we've got more
- of a front-of-house
- 674
- 00:34:36,563 --> 00:34:37,699
- situation on our hands.
- 675
- 00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:40,574
- Am I right or wrong?
- Yeah.
- 676
- 00:34:40,594 --> 00:34:42,616
- Renee, we appreciate
- you taking the initiative,
- 677
- 00:34:42,637 --> 00:34:43,637
- but you're not exactly
- 678
- 00:34:43,658 --> 00:34:44,700
- the obvious choice
- for this job.
- 679
- 00:34:46,512 --> 00:34:47,523
- Helen.
- 680
- 00:34:48,648 --> 00:34:49,741
- No, I totally get it.
- 681
- 00:34:50,575 --> 00:34:51,720
- Because I already
- work for the company,
- 682
- 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:53,595
- and this job would actually be
- 683
- 00:34:53,616 --> 00:34:55,668
- a pay cut
- to my current salary.
- 684
- 00:34:55,689 --> 00:34:57,700
- It doesn't make much sense
- why I'm here.
- 685
- 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,595
- So what are your goals,
- exactly?
- 686
- 00:35:02,565 --> 00:35:04,680
- To work here
- 687
- 00:35:07,586 --> 00:35:09,513
- as a receptionist.
- 688
- 00:35:09,576 --> 00:35:10,576
- Wow.
- 689
- 00:35:12,555 --> 00:35:14,544
- Okay, because most girls,
- they view this
- 690
- 00:35:14,565 --> 00:35:16,617
- as a stepping stone
- to modeling
- 691
- 00:35:16,638 --> 00:35:19,607
- or to opening their
- own e-commerce boutique.
- 692
- 00:35:19,628 --> 00:35:23,577
- I hear you. And yes,
- modeling is an option for me.
- 693
- 00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:25,577
- You are taking a risk.
- 694
- 00:35:25,597 --> 00:35:27,660
- Is this girl going to
- walk out of this office
- 695
- 00:35:27,681 --> 00:35:30,566
- and right onto the runway
- and never look back?
- 696
- 00:35:30,681 --> 00:35:32,504
- Is that realistic for me?
- 697
- 00:35:32,670 --> 00:35:36,597
- 1,000%. But it's not who I am.
- 698
- 00:35:37,681 --> 00:35:40,629
- My only real goal
- is to come here
- 699
- 00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:43,525
- to this office every day,
- 700
- 00:35:43,702 --> 00:35:45,661
- and help people feel
- the same way I feel
- 701
- 00:35:45,682 --> 00:35:48,609
- when I step off that elevator,
- 702
- 00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:53,505
- that this is
- the only place to be.
- 703
- 00:36:06,631 --> 00:36:08,693
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- I got it!
- 704
- 00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:19,735
- I work here now!
- 705
- 00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:24,631
- Mason, you in here?
- 706
- 00:36:25,662 --> 00:36:26,715
- It's me, Renee.
- 707
- 00:36:26,736 --> 00:36:28,569
- Can we talk in the office?
- 708
- 00:36:28,590 --> 00:36:30,580
- We can just talk here,
- it's fine.
- 709
- 00:36:30,611 --> 00:36:32,600
- Things have changed
- for me, Mason.
- 710
- 00:36:32,684 --> 00:36:35,538
- They're moving me to HQ.
- 711
- 00:36:37,580 --> 00:36:38,590
- It's headquarters.
- 712
- 00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:39,663
- Everything I've ever wanted...
- 713
- 00:36:39,684 --> 00:36:41,507
- I really need you to leave.
- 714
- 00:36:41,527 --> 00:36:43,538
- I really would rather
- you not hear the splash.
- 715
- 00:36:43,559 --> 00:36:44,642
- Don't worry.
- 716
- 00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:47,549
- I talked to them,
- and HR is already
- 717
- 00:36:47,570 --> 00:36:48,685
- interviewing
- for my replacement.
- 718
- 00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:51,539
- HR is just human resources.
- 719
- 00:36:51,685 --> 00:36:53,612
- Go, please. Go.
- 720
- 00:36:53,633 --> 00:36:55,653
- And I know you're happy here.
- 721
- 00:36:55,674 --> 00:36:57,601
- But anyway, I gotta go.
- 722
- 00:36:57,622 --> 00:36:59,518
- If you just finally
- got the courage
- 723
- 00:36:59,539 --> 00:37:01,706
- to ask me out, it's too late,
- buddy.
- 724
- 00:37:01,726 --> 00:37:03,591
- Go please. Go.
- 725
- 00:37:04,601 --> 00:37:06,695
- I'll miss you. You want me
- to leave it open?
- 726
- 00:37:07,570 --> 00:37:08,623
- - No.
- - No?
- 727
- 00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:13,665
- Shit!
- 728
- 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:39,520
- Whoo!
- 729
- 00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:44,207
- You're gonna wanna
- head to marketing,
- 730
- 00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:46,041
- and you're gonna wanna
- have a great time.
- 731
- 00:37:47,093 --> 00:37:49,134
- She's headed to you,
- she's adorable.
- 732
- 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:54,239
- Good morning.
- 733
- 00:37:56,177 --> 00:37:57,208
- Hi, you know what,
- 734
- 00:37:57,229 --> 00:37:59,125
- I think I pressed
- the wrong floor.
- 735
- 00:37:59,146 --> 00:38:01,083
- I'm looking for Lily LeClaire,
- and this is not...
- 736
- 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,104
- Nope, that's us.
- 737
- 00:38:02,229 --> 00:38:03,271
- Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
- 738
- 00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:07,073
- You're probably used to seeing
- Angie sit here,
- 739
- 00:38:07,104 --> 00:38:08,260
- but I promise
- to win you over, too.
- 740
- 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:11,240
- She served her bottle
- of water room temp.
- 741
- 00:38:11,272 --> 00:38:14,095
- Now, I prefer
- to serve it chilled.
- 742
- 00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:16,178
- I also serve it with a straw,
- 743
- 00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:19,095
- so you don't have to mess
- with your fierce lipstick.
- 744
- 00:38:19,115 --> 00:38:20,251
- God, I love that shade.
- 745
- 00:38:20,272 --> 00:38:24,147
- What is it, Rogue Red?
- Fall 2015?
- 746
- 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:27,178
- I don't know any Angie.
- 747
- 00:38:27,199 --> 00:38:29,251
- What confused me
- when I walked into this place,
- 748
- 00:38:29,272 --> 00:38:32,283
- honestly, is you and...
- 749
- 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:36,189
- I know, right?
- 750
- 00:38:36,283 --> 00:38:38,189
- You're not the only one. Okay.
- 751
- 00:38:39,116 --> 00:38:41,252
- People don't expect a girl
- sitting back here
- 752
- 00:38:41,273 --> 00:38:43,189
- to just be so on the ball.
- 753
- 00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:44,252
- See, that's not what I was...
- 754
- 00:38:44,273 --> 00:38:46,200
- But I know what it means
- to work hard.
- 755
- 00:38:46,283 --> 00:38:48,262
- And I don't plan on
- coasting off the benis
- 756
- 00:38:48,283 --> 00:38:50,106
- of this face or this body.
- 757
- 00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,054
- I'm going to bring it
- every day.
- 758
- 00:38:52,189 --> 00:38:53,242
- I can see by your portfolio
- 759
- 00:38:53,263 --> 00:38:55,128
- that you're here
- from the Rose Sheet,
- 760
- 00:38:55,169 --> 00:38:56,169
- which happens to be
- 761
- 00:38:56,190 --> 00:38:58,086
- my absolute favorite
- trade publication.
- 762
- 00:38:58,201 --> 00:39:01,055
- So I'll let them know that
- you're here for your 10:30,
- 763
- 00:39:01,076 --> 00:39:02,097
- and you can have a seat.
- 764
- 00:39:02,117 --> 00:39:03,138
- Or if you prefer,
- 765
- 00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:05,180
- get steps in to meet
- your Fitbit goal for the day.
- 766
- 00:39:05,201 --> 00:39:06,294
- This hallway loops around,
- 767
- 00:39:07,065 --> 00:39:08,242
- and I'll let you know
- when they're ready.
- 768
- 00:39:09,107 --> 00:39:11,201
- Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
- 769
- 00:39:12,055 --> 00:39:13,055
- Thanks.
- 770
- 00:39:13,076 --> 00:39:14,087
- And my name is Renee,
- 771
- 00:39:14,108 --> 00:39:16,233
- if you need
- absolutely anything at all.
- 772
- 00:39:17,056 --> 00:39:18,191
- Ever, ever.
- 773
- 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,077
- Hi, Lily LeClaire,
- you've got Renee.
- 774
- 00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:23,139
- Oh, I'll put you through.
- 775
- 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,202
- Hello, Renee.
- 776
- 00:39:29,223 --> 00:39:30,295
- It's all right.
- I overheard your name.
- 777
- 00:39:31,295 --> 00:39:33,139
- I'm here to meet Avery,
- 778
- 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:36,099
- but could you not make me wait
- next to that lady.
- 779
- 00:39:36,255 --> 00:39:38,192
- I don't think I'll be
- as nice to her as you were.
- 780
- 00:39:39,286 --> 00:39:43,151
- Oh, thank God. Okay, okay.
- 781
- 00:39:44,296 --> 00:39:46,192
- You're Grant LeClaire.
- 782
- 00:39:46,213 --> 00:39:47,213
- Yes.
- 783
- 00:39:47,234 --> 00:39:51,109
- Holy shit. Holy shit.
- 784
- 00:39:51,130 --> 00:39:52,286
- Relax, you're good.
- 785
- 00:39:53,213 --> 00:39:55,213
- Okay, okay.
- 786
- 00:39:55,234 --> 00:39:56,287
- Right. Um...
- 787
- 00:39:57,162 --> 00:39:59,204
- Well, Grant,
- I noticed on Page Six,
- 788
- 00:39:59,297 --> 00:40:03,058
- that you are often
- photographed drinking
- 789
- 00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:06,120
- these Pressed Juicery
- Greens 1.5.
- 790
- 00:40:06,141 --> 00:40:07,214
- Correct? I saw that
- 791
- 00:40:07,235 --> 00:40:09,277
- and I brought it here, in case
- you were ever to come in.
- 792
- 00:40:10,297 --> 00:40:12,225
- - Thank you.
- - You're welcome,
- 793
- 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:13,266
- Grant LeClaire.
- 794
- 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:16,183
- Sorry, what, you've seen me
- holding these?
- 795
- 00:40:17,069 --> 00:40:18,236
- So you got them in
- just for me?
- 796
- 00:40:18,257 --> 00:40:20,257
- I've also seen you holding
- a lot of Brazilian models,
- 797
- 00:40:20,278 --> 00:40:22,163
- but I didn't think they'd fit
- in the mini-fridge.
- 798
- 00:40:27,142 --> 00:40:29,111
- Okay, cool, I thought
- you were gonna be mad
- 799
- 00:40:29,132 --> 00:40:30,298
- 'cause I called you out
- so hard.
- 800
- 00:40:31,069 --> 00:40:32,090
- Who hired you, Renee?
- 801
- 00:40:32,111 --> 00:40:35,080
- Avery. Your sister.
- 802
- 00:40:35,153 --> 00:40:36,215
- Yes, I know who she is.
- 803
- 00:40:36,236 --> 00:40:39,112
- Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving
- would be really weird.
- 804
- 00:40:39,164 --> 00:40:42,122
- I don't know if you guys
- do things like Thanksgiving.
- 805
- 00:40:42,143 --> 00:40:43,206
- Yeah, we do.
- 806
- 00:40:43,227 --> 00:40:45,122
- Oh, my God, that's crazy.
- 807
- 00:40:45,237 --> 00:40:46,299
- So, Avery, huh?
- 808
- 00:40:48,299 --> 00:40:50,133
- Good for her.
- 809
- 00:40:51,102 --> 00:40:52,102
- Yes.
- 810
- 00:40:55,258 --> 00:40:57,081
- Oh, my God.
- 811
- 00:41:02,061 --> 00:41:03,207
- This is our first
- diffusion line,
- 812
- 00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:05,228
- and I really owe it
- to my grandma
- 813
- 00:41:05,248 --> 00:41:06,269
- to get it right.
- 814
- 00:41:06,290 --> 00:41:10,092
- We are at a critical stage
- for both the product itself,
- 815
- 00:41:10,113 --> 00:41:11,280
- and the packaging
- and the copy.
- 816
- 00:41:11,300 --> 00:41:14,207
- So, now for the exciting part,
- let's look at out samples.
- 817
- 00:41:14,228 --> 00:41:15,300
- This is our...
- 818
- 00:41:16,175 --> 00:41:18,259
- I'm so sorry. So sorry.
- 819
- 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,229
- I am so sorry!
- 820
- 00:41:20,249 --> 00:41:22,239
- Okay, going to put it all back
- right where it was.
- 821
- 00:41:22,260 --> 00:41:23,260
- Here is the blush.
- 822
- 00:41:24,104 --> 00:41:26,291
- All right, and here is
- the packaging,
- 823
- 00:41:27,062 --> 00:41:28,281
- and I just need to find
- the application brush,
- 824
- 00:41:28,301 --> 00:41:30,197
- and then we can move on
- with our lives.
- 825
- 00:41:31,093 --> 00:41:33,062
- There is no application brush.
- 826
- 00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:35,291
- Oh.
- 827
- 00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:40,260
- Really?
- 828
- 00:41:41,177 --> 00:41:42,219
- Okay. Got it.
- 829
- 00:41:43,136 --> 00:41:44,219
- Does that come
- as a surprise to you?
- 830
- 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,240
- Because if you knew
- our products,
- 831
- 00:41:45,261 --> 00:41:46,271
- you'd know that
- our blush never comes
- 832
- 00:41:46,292 --> 00:41:48,105
- with an application
- blush brush.
- 833
- 00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:49,125
- Of course I know that.
- 834
- 00:41:49,146 --> 00:41:50,209
- Same as the Shimmering
- Face Powders.
- 835
- 00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:53,188
- I just figured
- for this particular product,
- 836
- 00:41:53,209 --> 00:41:54,282
- you know,
- that there might be one.
- 837
- 00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:57,115
- But never mind, you guys,
- you know how this works,
- 838
- 00:41:57,136 --> 00:41:58,198
- and I'm just
- the beautiful face
- 839
- 00:41:58,219 --> 00:42:00,209
- keeping this place running.
- So...
- 840
- 00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,178
- I think we'd all like to hear
- what you'd have to say, Renee.
- 841
- 00:42:08,064 --> 00:42:09,095
- Well...
- 842
- 00:42:10,251 --> 00:42:13,126
- Well, with high-end products,
- 843
- 00:42:13,147 --> 00:42:14,210
- we expect our customers
- 844
- 00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:16,303
- to have high-end
- makeup brushes.
- 845
- 00:42:17,189 --> 00:42:21,137
- But regular girls
- put their blush on
- 846
- 00:42:21,158 --> 00:42:22,178
- in the rearview,
- 847
- 00:42:22,199 --> 00:42:24,107
- on the way
- to their crappy jobs.
- 848
- 00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:25,273
- And they're going to be pissed
- 849
- 00:42:25,294 --> 00:42:28,096
- when they open an $8.50 blush,
- 850
- 00:42:28,117 --> 00:42:29,304
- and they have
- no way they can use it.
- 851
- 00:42:30,159 --> 00:42:31,284
- Then you just wind up
- using your finger.
- 852
- 00:42:32,086 --> 00:42:34,096
- You know,
- it never goes on right.
- 853
- 00:42:34,117 --> 00:42:36,294
- Then you hit a bump,
- or you have an itch
- 854
- 00:42:37,065 --> 00:42:39,242
- and you wind up
- looking like Braveheart.
- 855
- 00:42:41,086 --> 00:42:44,160
- Or some more
- up-to-date reference.
- 856
- 00:42:45,233 --> 00:42:47,170
- That was very helpful, Renee.
- 857
- 00:42:47,201 --> 00:42:48,201
- Really?
- 858
- 00:42:49,201 --> 00:42:51,087
- Okay, great.
- 859
- 00:42:51,285 --> 00:42:54,076
- If anybody needs anything,
- any water or anything,
- 860
- 00:42:54,097 --> 00:42:55,118
- just give me a signal.
- 861
- 00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:57,128
- The signal will
- just be something like,
- 862
- 00:42:57,149 --> 00:42:59,305
- "Renee, we could use
- some more water."
- 863
- 00:43:00,243 --> 00:43:02,087
- Or something, you know...
- 864
- 00:43:02,108 --> 00:43:05,161
- "Thirsty, more water."
- 865
- 00:43:06,171 --> 00:43:07,171
- Thank you.
- 866
- 00:43:27,255 --> 00:43:30,120
- - Hello?
- - Hi, Ethan.
- 867
- 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,162
- Um...
- 868
- 00:43:31,245 --> 00:43:34,162
- I know calling
- a new love interest
- 869
- 00:43:34,182 --> 00:43:35,307
- can be stressful,
- 870
- 00:43:36,297 --> 00:43:39,172
- so I just wanted
- to take that pressure off you.
- 871
- 00:43:39,193 --> 00:43:40,245
- You know, you wonder like,
- 872
- 00:43:40,266 --> 00:43:42,182
- "How long
- should I wait to call?"
- 873
- 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:45,162
- Or, "Is she too good for me?"
- Blah, blah, blah.
- 874
- 00:43:47,152 --> 00:43:49,121
- But, uh, I'm just gonna
- 875
- 00:43:49,142 --> 00:43:51,069
- take all the heavy lifting
- off of you
- 876
- 00:43:51,090 --> 00:43:53,267
- and let you know
- that you are taking me out.
- 877
- 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,204
- Who is this again?
- 878
- 00:43:56,142 --> 00:43:59,131
- Oh, yeah,
- Renee from the dry cleaner.
- 879
- 00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:02,246
- Aren't you glad
- we're doing this?
- 880
- 00:44:02,267 --> 00:44:04,298
- I'm pretty scared of you,
- 881
- 00:44:05,069 --> 00:44:07,204
- so I was a little afraid
- to not do this.
- 882
- 00:44:07,225 --> 00:44:08,226
- Right.
- 883
- 00:44:08,268 --> 00:44:09,268
- So what do you do?
- 884
- 00:44:09,289 --> 00:44:12,257
- Uh... I'm at CNN,
- working in operations.
- 885
- 00:44:13,091 --> 00:44:14,226
- It's not what I want to do.
- I'm trying to segue
- 886
- 00:44:14,247 --> 00:44:15,268
- - into being a cameraman...
- - Oh.
- 887
- 00:44:15,289 --> 00:44:19,091
- But it's sort of
- a boys' club over there.
- 888
- 00:44:19,111 --> 00:44:21,111
- So I can't just...
- 889
- 00:44:22,091 --> 00:44:23,091
- What?
- 890
- 00:44:24,299 --> 00:44:26,091
- Well, only girls complain
- 891
- 00:44:26,111 --> 00:44:27,226
- about things
- being a boys' club.
- 892
- 00:44:28,268 --> 00:44:29,269
- Yes, good point,
- 893
- 00:44:29,290 --> 00:44:30,290
- but I mean it's like
- 894
- 00:44:30,310 --> 00:44:32,248
- a different breed
- of, like, boys' club.
- 895
- 00:44:32,269 --> 00:44:35,248
- Like tattoos,
- C-class driver's licenses.
- 896
- 00:44:35,269 --> 00:44:37,269
- I'm sure you're just
- in your head about it.
- 897
- 00:44:37,290 --> 00:44:38,290
- They call me "Wheat Thin."
- 898
- 00:44:39,144 --> 00:44:42,154
- Because of "Ethan."
- That's clever.
- 899
- 00:44:44,144 --> 00:44:46,112
- "Wheat Thin-Ethan."
- That is it!
- 900
- 00:44:46,133 --> 00:44:47,133
- Hot dog.
- 901
- 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,227
- Wheat Thin-Ethan.
- 902
- 00:44:49,081 --> 00:44:50,301
- That's not even as bad
- as what I thought they meant.
- 903
- 00:44:51,082 --> 00:44:54,186
- No, I mean, I used to be
- where you are right now.
- 904
- 00:44:54,301 --> 00:44:58,228
- I was working in this
- tiny office, like tiny.
- 905
- 00:44:59,124 --> 00:45:01,311
- And I never thought
- I'd make it to 5th Avenue.
- 906
- 00:45:03,186 --> 00:45:07,103
- But, I mean, look at me now.
- I'm a receptionist.
- 907
- 00:45:08,124 --> 00:45:10,197
- I haven't
- said that out loud yet.
- 908
- 00:45:10,218 --> 00:45:14,239
- I, Renee, am a receptionist.
- 909
- 00:45:15,292 --> 00:45:18,271
- Oh, that was my hot dog.
- You ate both of them.
- 910
- 00:45:19,083 --> 00:45:21,312
- Ooh, a bikini contest!
- We're going!
- 911
- 00:45:24,302 --> 00:45:26,229
- You sure this is
- where you want to be?
- 912
- 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,125
- There's a bar
- just down the thing,
- 913
- 00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:29,281
- they're doing
- Latin rhythms night.
- 914
- 00:45:29,302 --> 00:45:31,135
- Oh, we should hit that next.
- 915
- 00:45:31,167 --> 00:45:33,178
- Yeah. Or sooner.
- 916
- 00:45:33,199 --> 00:45:36,230
- Right here.
- Anybody sitting here? No?
- 917
- 00:45:36,251 --> 00:45:38,084
- You sure no one's
- sitting here?
- 918
- 00:45:38,105 --> 00:45:39,136
- Yeah, it's, like, starting.
- 919
- 00:45:39,157 --> 00:45:41,230
- You know, I'm cool with this.
- 920
- 00:45:41,251 --> 00:45:45,147
- As long as you're
- comfortable sitting here
- 921
- 00:45:45,168 --> 00:45:47,313
- while these women
- are kind of naked.
- 922
- 00:45:48,084 --> 00:45:49,272
- Kind of? They look great.
- 923
- 00:45:50,272 --> 00:45:51,293
- What are you doing?
- 924
- 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:53,085
- Well, I don't have
- a bathing suit,
- 925
- 00:45:53,106 --> 00:45:54,106
- so I have to improvise.
- 926
- 00:45:54,273 --> 00:45:57,116
- Kind of hotter
- than a bathing suit,
- 927
- 00:45:57,137 --> 00:45:58,241
- because it's, like,
- unexpected,
- 928
- 00:45:58,262 --> 00:46:00,096
- and you can, like,
- see most of my butt.
- 929
- 00:46:00,116 --> 00:46:01,273
- Wait, are you entering
- the bikini contest?
- 930
- 00:46:01,294 --> 00:46:02,314
- - Yeah!
- - No!
- 931
- 00:46:03,096 --> 00:46:04,314
- It's 500 bucks to the winner.
- Did you see the sign?
- 932
- 00:46:05,085 --> 00:46:06,189
- Yeah, but I think
- that you probably
- 933
- 00:46:06,210 --> 00:46:08,169
- had to pre-register online,
- 934
- 00:46:08,189 --> 00:46:09,252
- and then there's
- also the issue
- 935
- 00:46:09,273 --> 00:46:11,158
- of the non-regulation bikini.
- 936
- 00:46:11,179 --> 00:46:12,210
- Honestly,
- that Latin rhythms night...
- 937
- 00:46:12,231 --> 00:46:13,262
- It'll be more fun.
- 938
- 00:46:13,283 --> 00:46:15,149
- Oh, wait,
- I see what's going on.
- 939
- 00:46:16,097 --> 00:46:17,107
- You're worried that the guys
- 940
- 00:46:17,128 --> 00:46:18,305
- are going to be drooling
- all over me.
- 941
- 00:46:19,086 --> 00:46:22,107
- - Uh-uh.
- - Oh, my God, that's so sweet.
- 942
- 00:46:22,128 --> 00:46:25,232
- But don't worry, okay?
- I'm here with you.
- 943
- 00:46:26,253 --> 00:46:29,232
- I came with you
- and I'm leaving with you.
- 944
- 00:46:30,138 --> 00:46:32,263
- But I do need your help
- with something.
- 945
- 00:46:33,211 --> 00:46:36,139
- Now, what do you think?
- Shoe on or shoe off?
- 946
- 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,087
- - This is off.
- - Right.
- 947
- 00:46:38,108 --> 00:46:39,108
- This is me with it on.
- 948
- 00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:41,160
- Does it say, like, "Barefoot
- hippie, she doesn't care..."
- 949
- 00:46:41,181 --> 00:46:43,108
- Honestly,
- at the end of the day,
- 950
- 00:46:43,129 --> 00:46:44,160
- I don't know
- if it's gonna have
- 951
- 00:46:44,181 --> 00:46:45,233
- a dramatic effect either way,
- 952
- 00:46:45,254 --> 00:46:46,254
- so I would go shoes on
- 953
- 00:46:46,275 --> 00:46:48,202
- because the carpet
- is disgusting.
- 954
- 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:50,129
- Okay, cool. Wish me luck.
- 955
- 00:46:50,150 --> 00:46:52,264
- - Good luck. Yeah.
- - I got this.
- 956
- 00:46:54,223 --> 00:46:56,088
- So scared.
- 957
- 00:46:56,109 --> 00:47:01,151
- Welcome to the semi-annual
- Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest.
- 958
- 00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:03,192
- We're going to start it out,
- and do it proud.
- 959
- 00:47:03,213 --> 00:47:05,255
- Here she comes everybody,
- let's bring out our girls.
- 960
- 00:47:06,078 --> 00:47:07,192
- Lacey J.
- 961
- 00:47:07,213 --> 00:47:09,099
- She's pursuing her certificate
- 962
- 00:47:09,119 --> 00:47:11,119
- in heating
- and cooling maintenance.
- 963
- 00:47:11,192 --> 00:47:13,151
- Fire and ice, she sure is!
- 964
- 00:47:13,307 --> 00:47:16,172
- Is there a doctor
- in the house? No!
- 965
- 00:47:16,192 --> 00:47:18,079
- But there is
- a dental assistant
- 966
- 00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:19,120
- and her name is Tiffany!
- 967
- 00:47:20,256 --> 00:47:22,110
- Look at that!
- 968
- 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:23,214
- Oh! Whoa!
- 969
- 00:47:23,235 --> 00:47:25,183
- Work it out, honey!
- 970
- 00:47:26,110 --> 00:47:28,100
- Watch out, guys,
- it's about to heat up!
- 971
- 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,100
- Because here comes Vanessa!
- 972
- 00:47:30,152 --> 00:47:33,204
- Our Vanessa here has been
- to 11 of our United States.
- 973
- 00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:35,266
- So give it up for Vanessa!
- 974
- 00:47:35,298 --> 00:47:38,215
- Oh, we've got
- a late entry here.
- 975
- 00:47:38,299 --> 00:47:40,299
- I hope her buns are tighter
- than this penmanship
- 976
- 00:47:40,319 --> 00:47:43,121
- 'cause this is really
- hard to read.
- 977
- 00:47:43,278 --> 00:47:47,142
- But keep it going
- for Renee Bennett?
- 978
- 00:47:47,163 --> 00:47:48,163
- Renee Bennett.
- 979
- 00:47:51,194 --> 00:47:53,246
- Whoa, are you here
- for the barback job?
- 980
- 00:47:54,278 --> 00:47:55,299
- You're in the contest? Okay.
- 981
- 00:47:55,319 --> 00:47:57,309
- - I got it. I got it.
- - You got it? Okay.
- 982
- 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,185
- Hello, everyone, I am Renee!
- As advertised!
- 983
- 00:48:02,258 --> 00:48:06,133
- Renee hails
- from the Long Island,
- 984
- 00:48:06,154 --> 00:48:08,216
- and she is a receptionist.
- 985
- 00:48:08,258 --> 00:48:10,164
- Holler!
- 986
- 00:48:10,206 --> 00:48:12,195
- Um, Renee enjoys
- watching people
- 987
- 00:48:12,216 --> 00:48:14,154
- trying to cover up
- their disappointment
- 988
- 00:48:14,175 --> 00:48:17,154
- from their dreams being
- shattered on shows such as
- 989
- 00:48:17,175 --> 00:48:20,134
- Antiques Roadshow
- Shark Tank.
- 990
- 00:48:20,269 --> 00:48:22,238
- And Renee is not afraid
- 991
- 00:48:22,259 --> 00:48:26,248
- of returning things
- for store credit!
- 992
- 00:48:29,092 --> 00:48:31,123
- Renee was kicked out not once,
- 993
- 00:48:31,144 --> 00:48:32,144
- but twice from
- 994
- 00:48:32,165 --> 00:48:33,290
- a New Kids
- on the Block concert
- 995
- 00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:35,321
- for crying too hard.
- 996
- 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,311
- Joey! Am I right? Joey!
- 997
- 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:42,083
- Marry me!
- 998
- 00:48:42,104 --> 00:48:44,197
- And although you ladies all
- seem super chill,
- 999
- 00:48:44,218 --> 00:48:45,260
- I did not come here
- 1000
- 00:48:45,281 --> 00:48:47,270
- to make friends. Okay?
- 1001
- 00:48:48,197 --> 00:48:50,124
- DJ, hit it!
- 1002
- 00:50:24,316 --> 00:50:27,265
- And now it's time
- to tally the votes.
- 1003
- 00:50:27,286 --> 00:50:29,098
- Are you guys ready?
- 1004
- 00:50:31,234 --> 00:50:35,098
- The winner of this year's
- Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest,
- 1005
- 00:50:35,265 --> 00:50:39,088
- Lacey J. from New Brunswick,
- New Jersey! Lacey!
- 1006
- 00:50:42,223 --> 00:50:45,286
- Take a lap! Come on, Lacey!
- Beautiful!
- 1007
- 00:50:47,141 --> 00:50:49,141
- Don't worry, Romeo,
- she'll be right out.
- 1008
- 00:50:49,162 --> 00:50:51,172
- Yeah, I didn't know
- if they go backstage.
- 1009
- 00:50:51,193 --> 00:50:52,214
- Is there a backstage here?
- 1010
- 00:50:52,235 --> 00:50:54,110
- Yeah, it usually leads
- to a rehab.
- 1011
- 00:50:54,130 --> 00:50:56,089
- But that Renee?
- That's your girl, right?
- 1012
- 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,193
- - Uh... Friend for now.
- - Friend?
- 1013
- 00:50:58,214 --> 00:51:00,162
- Just friend, this is
- our first kind of night out.
- 1014
- 00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:01,328
- All right, I didn't ask
- for a podcast.
- 1015
- 00:51:02,099 --> 00:51:04,318
- Either way, your lady
- killed it tonight.
- 1016
- 00:51:05,089 --> 00:51:06,089
- She is awesome.
- 1017
- 00:51:06,110 --> 00:51:07,214
- She is the complete package.
- 1018
- 00:51:07,235 --> 00:51:09,204
- Yeah, I'm getting
- to know that.
- 1019
- 00:51:09,225 --> 00:51:11,308
- Um, I've never seen
- anything like that.
- 1020
- 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:13,111
- Now the girl who won,
- 1021
- 00:51:13,131 --> 00:51:15,142
- who happens to be
- my god-niece,
- 1022
- 00:51:15,163 --> 00:51:17,152
- of course, she was hotter.
- 1023
- 00:51:17,173 --> 00:51:18,329
- But let's say this,
- 1024
- 00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:21,131
- it's a lonely dark night,
- you got a flat.
- 1025
- 00:51:21,152 --> 00:51:22,204
- Who do you want next to you?
- 1026
- 00:51:22,256 --> 00:51:24,100
- Your girl. Yeah.
- 1027
- 00:51:24,121 --> 00:51:25,204
- Your girl can handle herself
- 1028
- 00:51:25,225 --> 00:51:27,194
- in a knife fight,
- and I like that.
- 1029
- 00:51:27,215 --> 00:51:28,215
- Dude, up here.
- 1030
- 00:51:28,236 --> 00:51:29,237
- Uh, thank you.
- 1031
- 00:51:29,257 --> 00:51:30,268
- Tonight's your night,
- good luck.
- 1032
- 00:51:34,247 --> 00:51:36,268
- - Hey, that was so great.
- - Hi.
- 1033
- 00:51:36,289 --> 00:51:38,195
- Sorry, I got you all wet.
- 1034
- 00:51:38,216 --> 00:51:40,278
- Oh, yeah, that's water, right?
- 1035
- 00:51:41,112 --> 00:51:42,268
- Yeah, I think it's water.
- 1036
- 00:51:43,122 --> 00:51:45,299
- I'm sorry it didn't go
- the way you wanted it to.
- 1037
- 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,184
- I mean, it was awesome.
- 1038
- 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:50,258
- Yeah. No, it didn't.
- It went way better.
- 1039
- 00:51:50,310 --> 00:51:51,310
- What?
- 1040
- 00:51:51,331 --> 00:51:54,217
- We each get two free drinks
- and an appetizer!
- 1041
- 00:51:54,238 --> 00:51:55,279
- That's what I was hoping.
- 1042
- 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:57,165
- - On the house.
- - What are the parting gifts?
- 1043
- 00:51:57,185 --> 00:51:58,269
- I was looking
- at the coconut shrimp
- 1044
- 00:51:58,290 --> 00:51:59,310
- 'cause I didn't get
- any hot dog.
- 1045
- 00:52:00,123 --> 00:52:01,217
- You snooze,
- you lose your hot dog.
- 1046
- 00:52:01,238 --> 00:52:02,238
- You're really not upset?
- 1047
- 00:52:02,258 --> 00:52:03,321
- No, not really.
- 1048
- 00:52:04,092 --> 00:52:07,196
- I mean, these things are
- so, like, political.
- 1049
- 00:52:08,133 --> 00:52:09,331
- - Yeah.
- - I won't get into all of it.
- 1050
- 00:52:10,102 --> 00:52:12,124
- Mostly because
- I have no information...
- 1051
- 00:52:12,218 --> 00:52:13,311
- No, I can see
- a place like this
- 1052
- 00:52:13,332 --> 00:52:14,332
- running kind of a shady...
- 1053
- 00:52:15,103 --> 00:52:16,259
- Yeah. I feel like I did win.
- 1054
- 00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,166
- The crowd was going crazy.
- 1055
- 00:52:18,186 --> 00:52:21,249
- And you know what,
- I know I look good.
- 1056
- 00:52:21,270 --> 00:52:24,301
- I don't need some, like, room
- of drunk guys to confirm that.
- 1057
- 00:52:25,186 --> 00:52:27,322
- Can I be you when I grow up?
- 1058
- 00:52:29,124 --> 00:52:31,124
- You should've won,
- you were ripped off.
- 1059
- 00:52:32,156 --> 00:52:33,156
- Thanks.
- 1060
- 00:52:33,177 --> 00:52:34,260
- I think I've earned this,
- right?
- 1061
- 00:52:34,333 --> 00:52:37,271
- That was just sitting there.
- That's not even mine.
- 1062
- 00:52:37,292 --> 00:52:39,250
- Mmm.
- 1063
- 00:52:44,271 --> 00:52:46,208
- Renee.
- 1064
- 00:52:46,229 --> 00:52:47,333
- I thought I smelled
- animal products.
- 1065
- 00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:50,156
- - Mmm.
- - Can I ask you something?
- 1066
- 00:52:50,177 --> 00:52:51,177
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1067
- 00:52:51,198 --> 00:52:53,147
- Just because you seem to have
- such great insight
- 1068
- 00:52:53,168 --> 00:52:55,136
- about our diffusion line
- earlier.
- 1069
- 00:52:55,168 --> 00:52:58,209
- Yeah, of course.
- I'm here to help.
- 1070
- 00:52:59,157 --> 00:53:02,147
- My grandma is coming
- to review everything
- 1071
- 00:53:02,168 --> 00:53:04,168
- for the big pitch to the
- Target people in Boston,
- 1072
- 00:53:04,188 --> 00:53:05,199
- and I just really
- want to make sure
- 1073
- 00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:06,261
- that I get everything right.
- 1074
- 00:53:07,334 --> 00:53:09,178
- Super, yeah.
- 1075
- 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:12,220
- - Oh!
- - So, I had this great idea.
- 1076
- 00:53:13,105 --> 00:53:14,294
- You know how
- at our traditional outlets
- 1077
- 00:53:14,314 --> 00:53:15,335
- like Bergdorf's
- or Bloomingdale's,
- 1078
- 00:53:16,106 --> 00:53:17,314
- we have a dedicated makeup
- counter with a specialist
- 1079
- 00:53:17,335 --> 00:53:18,335
- to help teach
- about the products
- 1080
- 00:53:18,337 --> 00:53:20,106
- and how to apply them.
- 1081
- 00:53:20,127 --> 00:53:22,127
- I thought what if,
- even at Target,
- 1082
- 00:53:22,148 --> 00:53:23,148
- during our peak hours,
- 1083
- 00:53:23,169 --> 00:53:24,169
- we offer the same thing
- 1084
- 00:53:24,189 --> 00:53:25,252
- to our diffusion line
- customers.
- 1085
- 00:53:27,252 --> 00:53:28,252
- Yeah.
- 1086
- 00:53:28,325 --> 00:53:30,148
- Oh, shit, you hate it.
- 1087
- 00:53:31,127 --> 00:53:32,169
- No, I don't hate it.
- 1088
- 00:53:32,189 --> 00:53:34,127
- No, if you think it's a shitty
- idea, please tell me,
- 1089
- 00:53:34,148 --> 00:53:36,118
- 'cause I am really freaking
- out about this whole thing.
- 1090
- 00:53:36,232 --> 00:53:37,232
- From what I can gather,
- 1091
- 00:53:37,253 --> 00:53:39,128
- just, you know,
- from my friends,
- 1092
- 00:53:39,295 --> 00:53:41,305
- those professionals
- at the makeup counter
- 1093
- 00:53:41,326 --> 00:53:43,128
- are actually a deterrent.
- 1094
- 00:53:43,274 --> 00:53:45,253
- There's these, like, beautiful
- 1095
- 00:53:45,274 --> 00:53:47,336
- statuesque women
- just staring at you,
- 1096
- 00:53:48,305 --> 00:53:51,284
- with your pimples and your
- asymmetrical face,
- 1097
- 00:53:51,305 --> 00:53:54,128
- and they just make you
- feel bad about yourself.
- 1098
- 00:53:54,211 --> 00:53:56,191
- I mean, it makes them
- feel bad about themselves.
- 1099
- 00:53:56,212 --> 00:53:58,181
- That's why these regular girls
- 1100
- 00:53:58,202 --> 00:54:02,139
- flock to the anonymous aisles
- of a big superstore.
- 1101
- 00:54:02,264 --> 00:54:04,160
- So they can just go in
- and buy their makeup
- 1102
- 00:54:04,181 --> 00:54:06,233
- without somebody
- standing there,
- 1103
- 00:54:06,254 --> 00:54:09,160
- making them just feel like
- they're not good enough.
- 1104
- 00:54:09,337 --> 00:54:11,337
- Like it's a waste of time
- to even try.
- 1105
- 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,275
- I'm just a stupid idiot,
- dumb bitch.
- 1106
- 00:54:15,119 --> 00:54:17,099
- Oh, my God. You?
- No, you're not.
- 1107
- 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,213
- You're, like, amazing.
- 1108
- 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,338
- You're everything I could
- ever want to be.
- 1109
- 00:54:22,161 --> 00:54:23,172
- It's this voice.
- 1110
- 00:54:24,265 --> 00:54:26,265
- Your voice? You...
- 1111
- 00:54:27,151 --> 00:54:29,182
- Something wrong
- with your voice?
- 1112
- 00:54:29,203 --> 00:54:30,276
- I haven't noticed anything...
- 1113
- 00:54:30,297 --> 00:54:32,109
- It's a little high-pitched.
- 1114
- 00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:33,276
- I sound like a freaking moron.
- 1115
- 00:54:33,297 --> 00:54:34,328
- - No.
- - But I'm not...
- 1116
- 00:54:35,099 --> 00:54:36,338
- I've got a JD/MBA
- from Wharton.
- 1117
- 00:54:37,109 --> 00:54:38,339
- I clerked for
- a Supreme Court Justice.
- 1118
- 00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:40,162
- But it's this voice,
- I can't kick it.
- 1119
- 00:54:40,183 --> 00:54:41,329
- I've tried everything.
- Vocal coaches...
- 1120
- 00:54:44,121 --> 00:54:45,235
- That's it, actually,
- just vocal coaches,
- 1121
- 00:54:45,256 --> 00:54:46,339
- but still nothing.
- 1122
- 00:54:47,110 --> 00:54:48,110
- Coaches, okay.
- 1123
- 00:54:48,298 --> 00:54:49,298
- That's why I feel really lucky
- 1124
- 00:54:49,318 --> 00:54:51,173
- to have someone
- like you here, Renee.
- 1125
- 00:54:51,193 --> 00:54:52,308
- Someone like me?
- 1126
- 00:54:52,329 --> 00:54:54,100
- Someone who knows
- the clientele
- 1127
- 00:54:54,121 --> 00:54:55,121
- that we're going after,
- 1128
- 00:54:55,141 --> 00:54:57,121
- someone who can
- speak to that world.
- 1129
- 00:54:57,193 --> 00:54:58,193
- Yeah.
- 1130
- 00:54:58,225 --> 00:55:00,299
- There's a dinner coming up.
- I'd love for you to come.
- 1131
- 00:55:00,319 --> 00:55:02,267
- A dinner? Oh, my gosh.
- 1132
- 00:55:02,288 --> 00:55:04,205
- You can bring
- your boyfriend or your
- 1133
- 00:55:05,246 --> 00:55:10,153
- girlfriend or however
- they identify,
- 1134
- 00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:12,121
- just, if you have one.
- 1135
- 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:13,319
- No, I... Uh...
- 1136
- 00:55:14,121 --> 00:55:16,174
- I guess I actually...
- I do have somebody
- 1137
- 00:55:16,215 --> 00:55:18,299
- that I could invite
- right now. Yeah.
- 1138
- 00:55:19,184 --> 00:55:21,206
- And he identifies as a guy.
- 1139
- 00:55:21,227 --> 00:55:24,289
- I mean, he's... There are some
- very feminine aspects to him,
- 1140
- 00:55:24,310 --> 00:55:27,185
- but it's part of his charm.
- You'll see.
- 1141
- 00:55:27,206 --> 00:55:28,216
- Okay, good.
- 1142
- 00:55:40,624 --> 00:55:41,624
- Hey.
- 1143
- 00:55:41,801 --> 00:55:42,811
- Hi.
- 1144
- 00:55:42,832 --> 00:55:44,686
- - Ready to get some dinner?
- - Yeah, I'm starving.
- 1145
- 00:55:44,718 --> 00:55:45,749
- - All right, let's do it.
- - Yeah.
- 1146
- 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,718
- - Okay.
- - Pretty hungry myself.
- 1147
- 00:55:47,749 --> 00:55:48,749
- Where you coming from?
- 1148
- 00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:51,603
- Oh, I was just, uh,
- down the street.
- 1149
- 00:55:51,624 --> 00:55:52,780
- Nowhere, hanging out.
- 1150
- 00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:54,624
- You're sweaty.
- 1151
- 00:55:54,811 --> 00:55:56,749
- I was working out,
- but I showered.
- 1152
- 00:55:56,801 --> 00:55:57,801
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 1153
- 00:55:59,593 --> 00:56:00,645
- Were you at Zumba?
- 1154
- 00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:02,812
- Zumba?
- Is that what it's called?
- 1155
- 00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:04,812
- I don't...
- I never pay attention.
- 1156
- 00:56:04,833 --> 00:56:07,635
- Yeah. Yeah, it's called Zumba.
- 1157
- 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:10,750
- It's pretty...
- Like a female workout.
- 1158
- 00:56:10,771 --> 00:56:11,812
- That's, like, a girl's...
- 1159
- 00:56:13,646 --> 00:56:14,719
- - Is it?
- - Yes!
- 1160
- 00:56:14,781 --> 00:56:16,802
- I don't... It's a workout.
- 1161
- 00:56:17,614 --> 00:56:18,656
- - I don't go to gyms...
- - Oh, my God...
- 1162
- 00:56:18,687 --> 00:56:19,729
- ...'cause I don't like
- all the machismo,
- 1163
- 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:21,718
- so I go where the ladies go.
- 1164
- 00:56:21,812 --> 00:56:23,719
- - Oh, I get it.
- - Not a big deal. Get what?
- 1165
- 00:56:23,772 --> 00:56:24,772
- You're that guy.
- 1166
- 00:56:24,803 --> 00:56:26,751
- "Go to the gym
- to pick up chicks" guy.
- 1167
- 00:56:26,844 --> 00:56:30,699
- I am 100% not the "go to
- the gym to meet chicks" guy.
- 1168
- 00:56:30,730 --> 00:56:31,730
- Really? Zumba?
- 1169
- 00:56:31,751 --> 00:56:33,636
- No, I am the guy
- 1170
- 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:34,667
- who sits
- next to you for, like,
- 1171
- 00:56:34,688 --> 00:56:36,730
- four years in high school
- and wants to ask you out,
- 1172
- 00:56:36,751 --> 00:56:38,792
- but I chicken out
- like I always do,
- 1173
- 00:56:38,813 --> 00:56:40,626
- and then I get online
- 1174
- 00:56:40,657 --> 00:56:41,813
- and monitor your status
- for 10 years,
- 1175
- 00:56:41,844 --> 00:56:43,814
- hoping that you'll be single
- at the reunion,
- 1176
- 00:56:43,835 --> 00:56:44,845
- but if you're not,
- you're married,
- 1177
- 00:56:45,627 --> 00:56:46,845
- that's great, don't care.
- 1178
- 00:56:47,627 --> 00:56:48,814
- - You're happy for her?
- - I'm happy for her.
- 1179
- 00:56:49,741 --> 00:56:51,627
- That's not real, by the way.
- By the way, that's not real.
- 1180
- 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:52,658
- That's me painting a picture.
- 1181
- 00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:54,689
- - That sounded pretty real.
- - I mean...
- 1182
- 00:56:55,679 --> 00:56:56,689
- Let's go to dinner.
- 1183
- 00:56:56,710 --> 00:56:58,627
- When I started to say it,
- I regretted it.
- 1184
- 00:56:58,658 --> 00:56:59,814
- What was the picture's name?
- 1185
- 00:57:00,658 --> 00:57:01,679
- Rachel.
- 1186
- 00:57:07,753 --> 00:57:09,815
- Yeah. You can have one grape.
- 1187
- 00:57:11,721 --> 00:57:14,846
- Where have you met the girls
- you've mostly dated? You know?
- 1188
- 00:57:15,784 --> 00:57:21,742
- Uh... Well, honestly,
- I don't date that much.
- 1189
- 00:57:22,628 --> 00:57:23,774
- Well, that's really weird.
- 1190
- 00:57:24,794 --> 00:57:25,795
- - Is it?
- - 'Cause neither do I.
- 1191
- 00:57:25,816 --> 00:57:26,827
- - What?
- - No, I really don't.
- 1192
- 00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:27,847
- I know it seems like...
- 1193
- 00:57:28,629 --> 00:57:29,670
- You're saying it
- 'cause I said it.
- 1194
- 00:57:29,691 --> 00:57:31,660
- No, it seems like I have
- all this experience, I know,
- 1195
- 00:57:31,681 --> 00:57:32,785
- and that's kind of like
- what I put out there,
- 1196
- 00:57:32,816 --> 00:57:35,681
- but I've dated...
- 1197
- 00:57:36,660 --> 00:57:38,629
- I've been
- in three relationships.
- 1198
- 00:57:38,650 --> 00:57:39,660
- - Really?
- - Yeah,
- 1199
- 00:57:39,681 --> 00:57:41,722
- and one of them had
- a girlfriend. I didn't know.
- 1200
- 00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:43,691
- I did not know. We were dating
- for a couple months,
- 1201
- 00:57:43,722 --> 00:57:45,691
- and then I get a phone call
- from this girl,
- 1202
- 00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,651
- like, "This is his
- girlfriend," I was like...
- 1203
- 00:57:47,817 --> 00:57:48,817
- - Oh...
- - "This is his girlfriend."
- 1204
- 00:57:48,848 --> 00:57:49,848
- Yeah.
- 1205
- 00:57:50,630 --> 00:57:53,692
- I would cry so hard.
- Did you cry?
- 1206
- 00:57:54,661 --> 00:57:55,671
- Don't answer that.
- 1207
- 00:57:55,692 --> 00:57:56,755
- - Don't answer that.
- - Yes, I cried.
- 1208
- 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:58,723
- - Why did I ask if you cried?
- - No, you're a sensitive...
- 1209
- 00:57:58,755 --> 00:58:00,755
- Ah! That's not what
- a dude would ask.
- 1210
- 00:58:00,786 --> 00:58:03,734
- What about... Is that
- your class over there?
- 1211
- 00:58:03,755 --> 00:58:05,651
- - Do you want to... No...
- - Okay.
- 1212
- 00:58:05,692 --> 00:58:07,693
- I'm strictly indoor Zumba.
- 1213
- 00:58:07,714 --> 00:58:08,808
- I would never
- do outdoor Zumba.
- 1214
- 00:58:08,839 --> 00:58:10,745
- What's the move they're doing
- right now called?
- 1215
- 00:58:10,777 --> 00:58:12,683
- That's called the star hop.
- 1216
- 00:58:12,714 --> 00:58:14,756
- It's not a full jump.
- 1217
- 00:58:15,756 --> 00:58:16,777
- You are...
- 1218
- 00:58:17,652 --> 00:58:18,839
- You are quite a man, Ethan.
- 1219
- 00:58:21,662 --> 00:58:22,849
- I got to read more Maxim
- or something.
- 1220
- 00:58:23,652 --> 00:58:25,724
- Ew, please don't read Maxim.
- You're perfect.
- 1221
- 00:58:25,745 --> 00:58:26,849
- I'm not perfect,
- 1222
- 00:58:27,620 --> 00:58:30,757
- but I do think that you are.
- 1223
- 00:58:32,694 --> 00:58:33,705
- Whatever, Wheat-Thin.
- 1224
- 00:58:33,725 --> 00:58:34,725
- I'm being serious.
- 1225
- 00:58:36,621 --> 00:58:37,663
- You're, like, so yourself
- 1226
- 00:58:38,778 --> 00:58:40,725
- or something,
- I don't know, it's cool.
- 1227
- 00:58:40,746 --> 00:58:43,632
- No, keep talking.
- 1228
- 00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:47,725
- Uh, I think a lot of people
- are confused about themselves.
- 1229
- 00:58:48,621 --> 00:58:52,695
- They, like, obsess over
- whatever negative quality
- 1230
- 00:58:52,726 --> 00:58:54,851
- they perceive in themselves
- and they completely miss
- 1231
- 00:58:55,633 --> 00:58:58,695
- the thing that really
- makes them awesome.
- 1232
- 00:59:00,622 --> 00:59:02,633
- You, like, know who you are
- 1233
- 00:59:02,654 --> 00:59:04,841
- and you don't really care
- how the world sees you.
- 1234
- 00:59:05,820 --> 00:59:09,758
- You're so yourself, too.
- 1235
- 00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:12,790
- I mean, you have no idea
- who you are.
- 1236
- 00:59:13,634 --> 00:59:15,665
- No, but you're honest
- about it.
- 1237
- 00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:17,727
- And it just
- makes me feel really,
- 1238
- 00:59:18,811 --> 00:59:20,759
- I don't know, close to you.
- 1239
- 00:59:21,821 --> 00:59:22,821
- Are you going to kiss me?
- 1240
- 00:59:23,759 --> 00:59:25,821
- I was just gonna
- 1241
- 00:59:25,852 --> 00:59:27,613
- get as close as I could...
- 1242
- 00:59:27,634 --> 00:59:28,634
- Uh-huh.
- 1243
- 00:59:28,790 --> 00:59:30,717
- - To tell you...
- - Yeah?
- 1244
- 00:59:30,852 --> 00:59:31,853
- That I...
- 1245
- 00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:33,635
- You have a girlfriend?
- 1246
- 00:59:33,666 --> 00:59:35,687
- That I would love to kiss you.
- 1247
- 00:59:44,853 --> 00:59:46,624
- Just give me one minute.
- 1248
- 00:59:46,728 --> 00:59:48,718
- Yeah, no worries,
- take your time.
- 1249
- 00:59:52,750 --> 00:59:54,698
- - Hey.
- - Hey. Hey...
- 1250
- 00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:58,667
- Wow.
- 1251
- 00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:02,636
- I thought you might want a
- sneak peek of what's to come.
- 1252
- 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,761
- I don't know if you know
- what "sneak peek" means.
- 1253
- 01:00:05,792 --> 01:00:07,698
- You're completely naked.
- 1254
- 01:00:08,667 --> 01:00:10,698
- Oh, how embarrassing.
- 1255
- 01:00:10,813 --> 01:00:11,854
- Do you want me to go cover up?
- 1256
- 01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:13,668
- No.
- 1257
- 01:00:14,637 --> 01:00:15,699
- No?
- 1258
- 01:00:15,783 --> 01:00:16,793
- No.
- 1259
- 01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:17,824
- Cool.
- 1260
- 01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,793
- Okay.
- 1261
- 01:00:25,824 --> 01:00:27,730
- - Ethan, are you coming?
- - Yup.
- 1262
- 01:00:39,690 --> 01:00:40,690
- Hi.
- 1263
- 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:42,669
- Thanks for coming over.
- 1264
- 01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:06,857
- - Um...
- - What?
- 1265
- 01:01:08,764 --> 01:01:12,774
- Yeah, I want you to see me.
- You know?
- 1266
- 01:01:12,795 --> 01:01:14,639
- Oh, yeah, no, 100%.
- 1267
- 01:01:14,660 --> 01:01:16,786
- I'm definitely
- loving seeing you.
- 1268
- 01:01:17,786 --> 01:01:22,733
- I just didn't know
- if you wanted to see me.
- 1269
- 01:01:23,817 --> 01:01:24,827
- No, I want to see you.
- 1270
- 01:01:25,702 --> 01:01:26,702
- - Okay.
- - Yeah.
- 1271
- 01:01:28,733 --> 01:01:30,629
- Oh, my God.
- 1272
- 01:01:30,671 --> 01:01:31,733
- Oh...
- 1273
- 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:32,765
- Oh, my God!
- 1274
- 01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:39,672
- Are you looking in the mirror?
- 1275
- 01:01:40,766 --> 01:01:41,766
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 1276
- 01:01:44,724 --> 01:01:45,859
- Oh, that is so hot.
- 1277
- 01:01:49,641 --> 01:01:50,734
- It felt good the whole time.
- 1278
- 01:01:50,755 --> 01:01:51,859
- - The whole time?
- - The whole time.
- 1279
- 01:01:52,641 --> 01:01:54,693
- - That was my favorite part.
- - This is perfect.
- 1280
- 01:01:54,828 --> 01:01:56,693
- I liked the whole time.
- 1281
- 01:01:56,734 --> 01:01:59,642
- Yeah, and you were
- such a great leader.
- 1282
- 01:01:59,673 --> 01:02:00,756
- You really took over.
- 1283
- 01:02:02,756 --> 01:02:05,621
- Thank you, and you
- follow the leader well.
- 1284
- 01:02:05,642 --> 01:02:06,735
- I was willing to do...
- 1285
- 01:02:06,756 --> 01:02:07,860
- Wait, shh... Do you hear that?
- 1286
- 01:02:08,673 --> 01:02:09,860
- - What is it?
- - Is that the ice cream man?
- 1287
- 01:02:10,725 --> 01:02:11,767
- I think that's
- the ice cream man.
- 1288
- 01:02:15,631 --> 01:02:16,704
- Oh, no,
- it's just an ambulance.
- 1289
- 01:02:16,725 --> 01:02:19,736
- Renee, you're just naked
- at the window.
- 1290
- 01:02:19,768 --> 01:02:20,851
- Everybody down there
- can see you.
- 1291
- 01:02:21,663 --> 01:02:23,861
- Well, they're welcome.
- 1292
- 01:02:25,674 --> 01:02:28,695
- - It's a good neighborhood.
- - Uh... How...
- 1293
- 01:02:29,851 --> 01:02:30,861
- How do you do that?
- 1294
- 01:02:31,705 --> 01:02:32,736
- Do what?
- 1295
- 01:02:32,768 --> 01:02:35,695
- I don't know,
- have all of the confidence?
- 1296
- 01:02:36,705 --> 01:02:37,705
- I wasn't always like that.
- 1297
- 01:02:37,799 --> 01:02:38,799
- And what changed?
- 1298
- 01:02:39,674 --> 01:02:42,800
- I started to
- really believe that
- 1299
- 01:02:43,821 --> 01:02:46,862
- if I wanted it bad enough,
- all my dreams could come true.
- 1300
- 01:02:47,789 --> 01:02:49,758
- And they are. You know?
- 1301
- 01:02:50,706 --> 01:02:51,706
- Yeah.
- 1302
- 01:02:54,737 --> 01:02:55,737
- That is the ice cream man.
- 1303
- 01:02:55,769 --> 01:02:56,800
- Okay. That might be
- the ice cream man.
- 1304
- 01:03:07,801 --> 01:03:09,645
- All right, follow me
- right this way.
- 1305
- 01:03:09,676 --> 01:03:10,822
- Your guests are
- in the private dining room.
- 1306
- 01:03:12,738 --> 01:03:13,832
- Private dining room?
- 1307
- 01:03:13,853 --> 01:03:15,665
- Mmm.
- 1308
- 01:03:15,770 --> 01:03:17,655
- It must be
- a company-wide thing,
- 1309
- 01:03:17,676 --> 01:03:18,832
- or I wouldn't have
- been invited.
- 1310
- 01:03:21,645 --> 01:03:23,708
- Okay.
- 1311
- 01:03:23,739 --> 01:03:24,791
- - What the...
- - Sorry.
- 1312
- 01:03:28,729 --> 01:03:31,760
- That's a very small company.
- 1313
- 01:03:32,729 --> 01:03:33,802
- So, how did you two meet?
- 1314
- 01:03:33,864 --> 01:03:37,771
- Uh, we actually met
- at the dry cleaners.
- 1315
- 01:03:38,864 --> 01:03:41,708
- I had vomited Sangria,
- like, all over a sweater.
- 1316
- 01:03:41,739 --> 01:03:42,739
- It was pretty romantic.
- 1317
- 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:44,709
- - Sounds magical.
- - Yeah.
- 1318
- 01:03:44,740 --> 01:03:47,803
- So, Renee, I was just
- telling Gram here about
- 1319
- 01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,855
- all our great ideas
- for the diffusion line.
- 1320
- 01:03:50,772 --> 01:03:52,740
- - Hmm.
- - Cool. Yeah.
- 1321
- 01:03:52,834 --> 01:03:53,834
- Great ideas.
- 1322
- 01:03:54,647 --> 01:03:57,709
- Yeah, oh, they're so great.
- 1323
- 01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,626
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1324
- 01:03:59,647 --> 01:04:00,792
- Wow, you're really
- nailing this, Avery.
- 1325
- 01:04:00,824 --> 01:04:02,709
- Avery, relax, dear.
- 1326
- 01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:07,679
- Renee, Avery
- obviously wants you here
- 1327
- 01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:10,627
- in order to legitimize
- her whole plan for the line.
- 1328
- 01:04:10,648 --> 01:04:11,648
- Gram.
- 1329
- 01:04:11,679 --> 01:04:13,679
- I mean, Avery
- has been incredible.
- 1330
- 01:04:13,741 --> 01:04:15,825
- I still can't believe
- I even get to work with her.
- 1331
- 01:04:16,637 --> 01:04:17,825
- Oh, my God.
- Is that Hidden Valley?
- 1332
- 01:04:18,679 --> 01:04:19,679
- Only the best, my dear.
- 1333
- 01:04:19,710 --> 01:04:21,710
- Oh, my God, that is
- my absolute favorite.
- 1334
- 01:04:21,866 --> 01:04:23,762
- In high school, I would just
- eat it by the spoonful.
- 1335
- 01:04:23,825 --> 01:04:25,794
- And by spoonful,
- I mean I would just chug it.
- 1336
- 01:04:25,826 --> 01:04:29,638
- You know,
- KFC actually uses HV.
- 1337
- 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,711
- But nobody knows, because they
- put it in their KFC packaging.
- 1338
- 01:04:32,732 --> 01:04:34,680
- Do you want me to grab you
- some, next time I'm in there?
- 1339
- 01:04:34,701 --> 01:04:35,711
- A couple of the small packets?
- 1340
- 01:04:35,794 --> 01:04:38,836
- That's the nicest offer
- I've had in a long time.
- 1341
- 01:04:39,638 --> 01:04:40,711
- Sure.
- 1342
- 01:04:40,732 --> 01:04:42,690
- Well, you know, collecting
- travel-sized condiments
- 1343
- 01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:45,659
- is, like, a very big
- part of my life.
- 1344
- 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:46,681
- The tiny little
- ketchup bottles?
- 1345
- 01:04:46,743 --> 01:04:48,848
- Or the little Tabascos?
- They slay me!
- 1346
- 01:04:48,868 --> 01:04:51,775
- - So, as I was saying, Renee...
- - Oh, yeah.
- 1347
- 01:04:51,806 --> 01:04:55,785
- ...has been instrumental
- in helping refine our message.
- 1348
- 01:04:55,806 --> 01:04:56,868
- Uh-huh.
- 1349
- 01:04:57,837 --> 01:04:59,806
- And just what is that message?
- 1350
- 01:04:59,837 --> 01:05:00,868
- Well...
- 1351
- 01:05:01,650 --> 01:05:05,660
- Just that I think that most
- luxury brands get it so wrong
- 1352
- 01:05:05,681 --> 01:05:06,806
- when they try to
- make a diffusion line.
- 1353
- 01:05:06,868 --> 01:05:08,869
- They treat it
- more aspirational,
- 1354
- 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:10,640
- when it really needs to be...
- 1355
- 01:05:10,713 --> 01:05:11,713
- Functional.
- 1356
- 01:05:11,765 --> 01:05:13,703
- And practical and real.
- 1357
- 01:05:13,724 --> 01:05:14,724
- I mean, these women,
- 1358
- 01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,869
- they know who they are,
- and they just...
- 1359
- 01:05:16,776 --> 01:05:17,838
- They're proud
- to be bargain hunters.
- 1360
- 01:05:18,651 --> 01:05:21,651
- Avery's life experience
- may not allow her
- 1361
- 01:05:21,838 --> 01:05:24,713
- to connect with that customer.
- 1362
- 01:05:25,744 --> 01:05:27,765
- Please tell me you're going to
- be in Boston with us.
- 1363
- 01:05:28,652 --> 01:05:29,777
- Yes, of course. She is.
- 1364
- 01:05:30,672 --> 01:05:31,672
- Of course I am?
- 1365
- 01:05:31,714 --> 01:05:32,808
- Yes, of course. Remember?
- 1366
- 01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:34,693
- You never
- mentioned that to me.
- 1367
- 01:05:34,714 --> 01:05:37,652
- Yeah, we definitely had this
- conversation about you...
- 1368
- 01:05:37,714 --> 01:05:38,714
- Avery, we definitely didn't.
- I would remember...
- 1369
- 01:05:38,745 --> 01:05:39,745
- - Boston...
- - That would be, like,
- 1370
- 01:05:39,766 --> 01:05:41,704
- - a very big deal to me.
- - Don't you remember?
- 1371
- 01:05:41,725 --> 01:05:42,725
- I would have called you.
- 1372
- 01:05:42,745 --> 01:05:43,777
- I would have called,
- like, everybody.
- 1373
- 01:05:43,870 --> 01:05:44,870
- Is your eye okay?
- 1374
- 01:05:45,704 --> 01:05:48,641
- Oh, my God, would you
- please just agree to go?
- 1375
- 01:05:48,745 --> 01:05:49,809
- Before her fake eyelashes
- 1376
- 01:05:49,830 --> 01:05:51,673
- come flying off
- her bulging eyes.
- 1377
- 01:05:52,778 --> 01:05:53,778
- Stop that.
- 1378
- 01:05:54,746 --> 01:05:57,746
- Would you come with us
- to Boston
- 1379
- 01:05:57,778 --> 01:05:58,861
- for the Target pitch?
- 1380
- 01:05:59,715 --> 01:06:02,653
- Oh, hell yeah, Gram.
- I will be in Boston!
- 1381
- 01:06:02,684 --> 01:06:03,684
- Of course I'll go!
- 1382
- 01:06:03,767 --> 01:06:05,757
- Does the Pope shit in Boston?
- I'm going.
- 1383
- 01:06:09,809 --> 01:06:11,810
- This is definitely where my
- work friends said they'd be.
- 1384
- 01:06:12,685 --> 01:06:13,685
- Why are we running?
- 1385
- 01:06:13,716 --> 01:06:15,654
- It's like a super exclusive
- 1386
- 01:06:15,674 --> 01:06:17,654
- speakeasy, with, like,
- a hot crowd.
- 1387
- 01:06:22,716 --> 01:06:25,747
- Hi. Um, we're here
- for the speakeasy.
- 1388
- 01:06:26,779 --> 01:06:27,799
- What speakeasy?
- 1389
- 01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:29,831
- Uh...
- 1390
- 01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,748
- Three girls for the speakeasy.
- 1391
- 01:06:33,811 --> 01:06:35,759
- - No.
- - Am I saying that right?
- 1392
- 01:06:35,780 --> 01:06:36,780
- - Speakeasy...
- - It's cool. We'll find it.
- 1393
- 01:06:36,811 --> 01:06:37,873
- - Thanks, dude.
- - Speak...
- 1394
- 01:06:38,811 --> 01:06:39,811
- He was supposed to
- just show us
- 1395
- 01:06:39,832 --> 01:06:41,655
- where the doorway was. Right?
- 1396
- 01:06:41,675 --> 01:06:42,873
- - That's clear.
- - Right.
- 1397
- 01:06:43,644 --> 01:06:44,811
- I don't understand. And now,
- 1398
- 01:06:44,842 --> 01:06:46,780
- look, he's leading
- these girls to it.
- 1399
- 01:06:47,686 --> 01:06:48,738
- Ew! Those posers don't know
- 1400
- 01:06:48,759 --> 01:06:49,759
- what they're missing out here.
- 1401
- 01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,717
- Didn't I ask you guys
- to wear heels?
- 1402
- 01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:53,770
- Yeah, well,
- I can't walk in heels.
- 1403
- 01:06:53,791 --> 01:06:54,791
- - So...
- - I'm just saying that
- 1404
- 01:06:54,812 --> 01:06:55,812
- if we want to get
- into places like this...
- 1405
- 01:06:55,843 --> 01:06:58,718
- We don't really care about
- getting into places like that.
- 1406
- 01:06:58,749 --> 01:06:59,833
- But I guess now you do?
- 1407
- 01:07:00,687 --> 01:07:02,687
- Jenn! Hi! Oh, my God!
- 1408
- 01:07:05,687 --> 01:07:07,645
- - Oh! Hello.
- - Hello, sir.
- 1409
- 01:07:07,801 --> 01:07:10,781
- Can I get
- one of all of those?
- 1410
- 01:07:10,864 --> 01:07:11,864
- Thank you.
- 1411
- 01:07:12,656 --> 01:07:13,771
- Okay, good news, bad news.
- 1412
- 01:07:13,865 --> 01:07:16,698
- Um... Good news is
- that I can get in.
- 1413
- 01:07:16,719 --> 01:07:17,844
- Bad news is you guys can't.
- 1414
- 01:07:18,657 --> 01:07:19,750
- So, you know, obviously
- 1415
- 01:07:19,771 --> 01:07:20,844
- I'm going to stay
- with you guys.
- 1416
- 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:22,636
- I want to be here
- 1417
- 01:07:22,657 --> 01:07:24,844
- and not in there,
- in some dumb club
- 1418
- 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:26,709
- with these girls
- I barely know.
- 1419
- 01:07:26,729 --> 01:07:27,729
- Yeah...
- 1420
- 01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,750
- Unless that's what you guys
- think I should do 'cause...
- 1421
- 01:07:29,771 --> 01:07:31,719
- - Yeah...
- - Yeah? Are you sure?
- 1422
- 01:07:31,750 --> 01:07:33,823
- Okay. Okay, thank you so much,
- you guys. Okay.
- 1423
- 01:07:33,844 --> 01:07:34,845
- I will tell you guys
- 1424
- 01:07:34,876 --> 01:07:35,876
- absolutely everything
- tomorrow.
- 1425
- 01:07:36,647 --> 01:07:37,658
- Enjoy the food.
- 1426
- 01:07:38,658 --> 01:07:39,876
- Okay, is there where it is?
- 1427
- 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:42,814
- - In here?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1428
- 01:07:46,876 --> 01:07:48,689
- And then what I realized
- 1429
- 01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:50,658
- is that I could eat
- whatever I want,
- 1430
- 01:07:50,678 --> 01:07:51,699
- and still look like this.
- 1431
- 01:07:52,803 --> 01:07:53,876
- Shout out to
- my genetic makeup.
- 1432
- 01:07:58,711 --> 01:07:59,721
- So blessed.
- 1433
- 01:08:03,659 --> 01:08:04,804
- We'll be with you momentarily.
- 1434
- 01:08:05,721 --> 01:08:07,784
- Hello, Lily LeClaire,
- you've got Renee.
- 1435
- 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:09,846
- - Hi.
- - Hi. One second.
- 1436
- 01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:11,877
- Yeah. I love
- hearing your voice, too.
- 1437
- 01:08:12,659 --> 01:08:13,659
- I have an appointment...
- 1438
- 01:08:13,679 --> 01:08:14,679
- East Coast Escrow
- is on the second floor.
- 1439
- 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:15,700
- You're gonna wanna
- head down there.
- 1440
- 01:08:15,721 --> 01:08:16,722
- I'm sorry, can you just...
- 1441
- 01:08:16,753 --> 01:08:17,753
- If you could scoot
- just a little bit.
- 1442
- 01:08:17,785 --> 01:08:18,826
- Welcome to Lily LeClaire.
- 1443
- 01:08:18,847 --> 01:08:20,868
- I am living for your bag.
- 1444
- 01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:22,660
- Thanks!
- 1445
- 01:08:34,660 --> 01:08:35,753
- Oh, my God,
- you're waiting for me. Hi.
- 1446
- 01:08:35,774 --> 01:08:36,826
- Hi.
- 1447
- 01:08:36,847 --> 01:08:38,848
- Thank you so much
- for still doing this.
- 1448
- 01:08:38,879 --> 01:08:40,733
- Oh, my God, stop it.
- 1449
- 01:08:40,754 --> 01:08:42,661
- I wouldn't miss
- our first Grouper date.
- 1450
- 01:08:42,692 --> 01:08:44,681
- I know, but you know,
- Ethan and...
- 1451
- 01:08:44,713 --> 01:08:45,869
- Hey, I want to do this.
- 1452
- 01:08:46,671 --> 01:08:47,671
- - Okay. Yes.
- - All right.
- 1453
- 01:08:47,692 --> 01:08:48,879
- I'm going to be like
- the ultimate wing woman.
- 1454
- 01:08:49,650 --> 01:08:50,692
- And when
- they pay attention to me,
- 1455
- 01:08:50,723 --> 01:08:51,744
- I'll just redirect them
- to you.
- 1456
- 01:08:51,765 --> 01:08:52,765
- - Oh.
- - That's my whole plan.
- 1457
- 01:08:52,786 --> 01:08:53,806
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1458
- 01:08:54,744 --> 01:08:55,744
- Okay.
- 1459
- 01:08:56,723 --> 01:08:57,744
- There's... Okay.
- 1460
- 01:08:58,849 --> 01:09:01,797
- - Hey, y'all. I am Renee.
- - Hey.
- 1461
- 01:09:01,818 --> 01:09:03,880
- - Hey.
- - Hi. Nice to meet you.
- 1462
- 01:09:04,651 --> 01:09:05,849
- - Nice to meet you.
- - You guys,
- 1463
- 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:06,880
- what are we talking about?
- 1464
- 01:09:07,651 --> 01:09:08,724
- Renee, where are you from?
- 1465
- 01:09:08,807 --> 01:09:09,870
- Oh.
- 1466
- 01:09:10,693 --> 01:09:11,849
- No, I see
- what's happening here.
- 1467
- 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,776
- No, redirect that energy
- all over here.
- 1468
- 01:09:15,849 --> 01:09:17,724
- Not all over her face,
- 1469
- 01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:19,788
- but you and I are
- not going to happen.
- 1470
- 01:09:20,694 --> 01:09:21,808
- Lyle, I like your scarf.
- 1471
- 01:09:22,663 --> 01:09:24,756
- Oh, really, this little thing.
- You don't think it's too much?
- 1472
- 01:09:24,871 --> 01:09:25,881
- Is it hand-knit?
- 1473
- 01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:28,840
- 'Cause I actually
- do some loom weaving.
- 1474
- 01:09:29,683 --> 01:09:30,735
- I don't know
- how to make a scarf,
- 1475
- 01:09:30,756 --> 01:09:32,808
- but once I made a Native
- American medicine bag.
- 1476
- 01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:35,881
- Actually, my sister studies
- 18th-century textiles online.
- 1477
- 01:09:36,652 --> 01:09:38,673
- Actually,
- a little bit about Viv
- 1478
- 01:09:38,694 --> 01:09:39,725
- that's unexpected.
- 1479
- 01:09:39,756 --> 01:09:41,664
- She was thrown
- out of eighth grade
- 1480
- 01:09:41,695 --> 01:09:43,820
- for showing everybody
- her boobies.
- 1481
- 01:09:43,841 --> 01:09:44,851
- We all have a past.
- 1482
- 01:09:44,872 --> 01:09:46,736
- And look, don't sleep on Jane.
- 1483
- 01:09:46,757 --> 01:09:47,820
- Yes, she's dressed
- like an old man
- 1484
- 01:09:47,841 --> 01:09:49,882
- watering his lawn,
- it doesn't matter.
- 1485
- 01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:51,820
- Because once she gets
- out of these clothes,
- 1486
- 01:09:51,841 --> 01:09:53,664
- she has a sick body.
- 1487
- 01:09:53,695 --> 01:09:55,684
- I can tell you guys have
- a lot of sexual energy.
- 1488
- 01:09:55,726 --> 01:09:56,726
- You know what, I feel like
- we could use
- 1489
- 01:09:56,747 --> 01:09:57,747
- some more drinks.
- The ladies will be right back.
- 1490
- 01:09:57,768 --> 01:09:58,768
- Yeah.
- 1491
- 01:09:58,789 --> 01:10:00,664
- Okay. You guys get a drink,
- and I'll hang with the boys.
- 1492
- 01:10:00,695 --> 01:10:01,706
- No, no. You're coming with.
- Come on. No.
- 1493
- 01:10:01,727 --> 01:10:02,727
- Okay.
- 1494
- 01:10:02,883 --> 01:10:05,685
- - Hey.
- - What are you doing to us?
- 1495
- 01:10:05,883 --> 01:10:07,831
- I'm trying to help you guys,
- you serious?
- 1496
- 01:10:07,862 --> 01:10:08,862
- What?
- 1497
- 01:10:08,883 --> 01:10:10,654
- I'm setting you up
- for success.
- 1498
- 01:10:10,685 --> 01:10:11,717
- Just be hotter.
- 1499
- 01:10:11,852 --> 01:10:13,779
- You got to lead
- with your hotness.
- 1500
- 01:10:13,883 --> 01:10:16,696
- And then let them find out
- how boring you are later.
- 1501
- 01:10:16,821 --> 01:10:17,883
- You think we're boring?
- 1502
- 01:10:18,654 --> 01:10:20,696
- Let's start over, okay.
- 1503
- 01:10:20,727 --> 01:10:21,790
- You guys are going to be fun.
- 1504
- 01:10:21,821 --> 01:10:22,822
- Let's have a blast.
- 1505
- 01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:25,666
- I'm feeling like shots.
- 1506
- 01:10:25,791 --> 01:10:26,822
- You guys want shots?
- 1507
- 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:28,811
- You guys are crazy.
- 1508
- 01:10:28,874 --> 01:10:31,697
- Oh, hi. Hi, how are you?
- 1509
- 01:10:31,728 --> 01:10:32,884
- Can we have six shots
- of Fireball?
- 1510
- 01:10:33,728 --> 01:10:34,759
- All right.
- 1511
- 01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,759
- Oh, my God. Obsessed with me.
- 1512
- 01:10:37,884 --> 01:10:38,884
- Is he staring?
- 1513
- 01:10:39,666 --> 01:10:40,697
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 1514
- 01:10:40,718 --> 01:10:42,811
- We always
- dance together like crazy.
- 1515
- 01:10:43,729 --> 01:10:44,729
- Back it up!
- 1516
- 01:10:44,760 --> 01:10:46,698
- - Not to me.
- - Please, don't do that to her.
- 1517
- 01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:09,699
- Renee.
- 1518
- 01:11:09,845 --> 01:11:10,845
- Can I sit here?
- 1519
- 01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:15,730
- I'm a slightly nervous flyer,
- so I took a few things.
- 1520
- 01:11:15,824 --> 01:11:16,845
- Oh, cool.
- 1521
- 01:11:17,824 --> 01:11:19,657
- Okay, yeah.
- 1522
- 01:11:19,793 --> 01:11:20,813
- This is absolutely nuts.
- 1523
- 01:11:20,834 --> 01:11:21,834
- I'm bugging,
- 1524
- 01:11:21,855 --> 01:11:23,668
- I'm bugging right out,
- right now.
- 1525
- 01:11:23,730 --> 01:11:25,762
- Well, if things go
- like I expect they will,
- 1526
- 01:11:25,783 --> 01:11:27,825
- we have a lot more trips
- like this in our future.
- 1527
- 01:11:28,658 --> 01:11:30,887
- What are you talking about?
- Like vacays to the Maldives?
- 1528
- 01:11:31,731 --> 01:11:33,835
- No, I was thinking
- more like Akron
- 1529
- 01:11:33,856 --> 01:11:36,731
- or Milwaukee,
- where we have our factories.
- 1530
- 01:11:36,794 --> 01:11:38,794
- Okay. Okay.
- I thought we were going
- 1531
- 01:11:38,825 --> 01:11:40,700
- a different way with it,
- but cool.
- 1532
- 01:11:40,794 --> 01:11:42,783
- Oh, I also want to
- give you a title.
- 1533
- 01:11:43,669 --> 01:11:44,669
- Something like...
- 1534
- 01:11:44,752 --> 01:11:46,826
- VP of diffusion line,
- if you like that?
- 1535
- 01:11:47,701 --> 01:11:50,815
- Okay. I have a title?
- VP of the diffusion line!
- 1536
- 01:11:51,722 --> 01:11:52,795
- Wait, should I get,
- like, a standing desk
- 1537
- 01:11:52,826 --> 01:11:54,680
- or something?
- Is that too fancy?
- 1538
- 01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:55,795
- No, those people always look
- like they work at Verizon,
- 1539
- 01:11:55,815 --> 01:11:56,815
- but I don't know.
- 1540
- 01:11:57,701 --> 01:11:58,815
- Are you sure you don't want to
- sit near the snacks?
- 1541
- 01:11:58,857 --> 01:11:59,857
- I don't want to hog them.
- 1542
- 01:12:00,659 --> 01:12:01,784
- There's just, like, so many.
- 1543
- 01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:03,784
- So, let's talk
- about the keynote speech.
- 1544
- 01:12:03,815 --> 01:12:05,795
- So I put the whole thing
- on my tablet.
- 1545
- 01:12:05,826 --> 01:12:08,691
- I can hook up to a Bluetooth,
- or I can just be on a remote.
- 1546
- 01:12:08,723 --> 01:12:09,754
- I can go to a flat screen...
- 1547
- 01:12:09,848 --> 01:12:10,858
- Shh...
- 1548
- 01:12:12,889 --> 01:12:14,827
- - Okay.
- - We'll be great...
- 1549
- 01:12:14,889 --> 01:12:16,691
- I'm just going to be quiet.
- 1550
- 01:12:18,796 --> 01:12:20,660
- Come up there? Okay.
- 1551
- 01:12:29,724 --> 01:12:30,724
- Hi.
- 1552
- 01:12:31,692 --> 01:12:32,692
- She see me?
- 1553
- 01:12:32,890 --> 01:12:34,661
- - Avery?
- - Yeah.
- 1554
- 01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:36,734
- No. It's an hour flight.
- 1555
- 01:12:36,849 --> 01:12:38,651
- Word will probably get out.
- 1556
- 01:12:38,672 --> 01:12:40,797
- Yeah, but once we're up
- in the air, it's too late.
- 1557
- 01:12:41,828 --> 01:12:42,828
- I didn't know you were coming.
- 1558
- 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:43,859
- Oh, yeah,
- I'm just hitching a ride
- 1559
- 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:44,890
- to the Yankees-Red Sox game.
- 1560
- 01:12:46,661 --> 01:12:47,672
- So cool.
- 1561
- 01:12:47,786 --> 01:12:48,859
- Are you pleasantly surprised?
- 1562
- 01:12:49,735 --> 01:12:50,798
- - That you're coming?
- - Yeah.
- 1563
- 01:12:51,735 --> 01:12:52,735
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1564
- 01:12:52,766 --> 01:12:53,798
- Good. Me, too.
- 1565
- 01:12:53,829 --> 01:12:54,860
- Good morning,
- welcome aboard. This is Dan,
- 1566
- 01:12:54,891 --> 01:12:56,704
- your captain speaking.
- 1567
- 01:12:56,725 --> 01:12:57,829
- About 35 minutes up to Boston,
- 1568
- 01:12:57,850 --> 01:12:58,870
- skies are clear.
- 1569
- 01:12:58,891 --> 01:13:00,891
- Sit back, relax
- and enjoy the ride.
- 1570
- 01:13:02,704 --> 01:13:06,652
- "What we really wanna say
- to our customer is that, yes,
- 1571
- 01:13:07,590 --> 01:13:08,715
- "we have made these items
- 1572
- 01:13:08,736 --> 01:13:11,643
- "cheaper for her
- and easier to use.
- 1573
- 01:13:12,612 --> 01:13:13,674
- "But really...
- 1574
- 01:13:15,674 --> 01:13:18,799
- "But really what
- we've made them is better...
- 1575
- 01:13:19,757 --> 01:13:22,737
- "...is better for her.
- 1576
- 01:13:23,799 --> 01:13:28,560
- "Because we love her."
- 1577
- 01:13:28,726 --> 01:13:29,778
- No, thank you.
- 1578
- 01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,602
- "Because we love her..."
- 1579
- 01:13:36,790 --> 01:13:37,790
- Oh.
- 1580
- 01:13:38,561 --> 01:13:39,581
- Hey.
- 1581
- 01:13:39,706 --> 01:13:40,727
- Hi.
- 1582
- 01:13:41,592 --> 01:13:43,561
- So, I'm...
- I'm right next door.
- 1583
- 01:13:43,581 --> 01:13:45,769
- That's crazy.
- 1584
- 01:13:45,790 --> 01:13:47,675
- Do you mind if I come in
- and make a quick phone call?
- 1585
- 01:13:49,571 --> 01:13:51,633
- That okay? Great, thanks.
- 1586
- 01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:58,718
- - Yeah, the phone is...
- - Right here?
- 1587
- 01:13:59,593 --> 01:14:00,666
- The phone... Yeah.
- 1588
- 01:14:03,572 --> 01:14:05,603
- Hey, yeah, can I get
- the steelhead salmon?
- 1589
- 01:14:05,728 --> 01:14:07,614
- And you can leave off
- the gremolata,
- 1590
- 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:10,739
- and the tartlette of leek
- and chanterelles.
- 1591
- 01:14:10,759 --> 01:14:12,811
- - You want anything?
- - Oh, no. I'm fine.
- 1592
- 01:14:13,656 --> 01:14:14,656
- Mozzarella sticks?
- 1593
- 01:14:16,615 --> 01:14:18,656
- - Mozzarella sticks.
- - Mozzarella sticks, okay.
- 1594
- 01:14:18,677 --> 01:14:19,812
- If you want them,
- I don't even like them.
- 1595
- 01:14:20,583 --> 01:14:21,812
- - But if you like them...
- - No, I want them.
- 1596
- 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,740
- And a couple of orders
- of mozzarella sticks.
- 1597
- 01:14:25,573 --> 01:14:26,635
- Right. Thanks.
- 1598
- 01:14:28,656 --> 01:14:30,646
- - Why can't you order?
- - Yeah.
- 1599
- 01:14:30,750 --> 01:14:32,792
- So, Avery had
- all the room charges
- 1600
- 01:14:32,812 --> 01:14:34,595
- blocked from my room.
- 1601
- 01:14:35,730 --> 01:14:37,595
- Hey, it's not funny.
- 1602
- 01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:39,626
- See, if I'd known
- she was going to do that,
- 1603
- 01:14:39,647 --> 01:14:42,657
- I would have just
- asked to room with you
- 1604
- 01:14:42,678 --> 01:14:43,688
- from the beginning.
- 1605
- 01:14:44,688 --> 01:14:45,709
- Huh.
- 1606
- 01:14:45,730 --> 01:14:47,647
- Right.
- 1607
- 01:14:48,647 --> 01:14:51,626
- This is cute. These pigtails.
- 1608
- 01:14:52,626 --> 01:14:53,626
- Yeah.
- 1609
- 01:14:53,647 --> 01:14:54,741
- Don't see them
- so much these days.
- 1610
- 01:14:54,793 --> 01:14:57,679
- Yeah, two of them.
- 1611
- 01:14:57,700 --> 01:14:59,637
- Yeah, saw the other one
- around there.
- 1612
- 01:14:59,658 --> 01:15:00,658
- Yeah.
- 1613
- 01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:03,585
- It's nice.
- 1614
- 01:15:03,689 --> 01:15:04,689
- Thanks.
- 1615
- 01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:07,710
- So, they got you
- the big suite, huh?
- 1616
- 01:15:08,814 --> 01:15:09,814
- Yeah.
- 1617
- 01:15:10,585 --> 01:15:11,783
- This is, like, twice the size
- of my room.
- 1618
- 01:15:12,617 --> 01:15:13,773
- It's bigger than my apartment.
- 1619
- 01:15:14,596 --> 01:15:15,742
- God, look at the size
- of this bed.
- 1620
- 01:15:15,762 --> 01:15:18,774
- Oh, yeah. Oh, that's...
- 1621
- 01:15:19,670 --> 01:15:20,670
- I'll just put this there.
- 1622
- 01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:21,722
- ...just a bandage from my leg.
- 1623
- 01:15:21,743 --> 01:15:24,638
- Um...
- 1624
- 01:15:24,743 --> 01:15:27,618
- I'm supposed to go
- meet your sister at the bar,
- 1625
- 01:15:27,638 --> 01:15:29,586
- to go over the presentation.
- 1626
- 01:15:29,774 --> 01:15:31,649
- I'll just leave as soon as
- the food comes, then.
- 1627
- 01:15:32,743 --> 01:15:33,743
- Wow.
- 1628
- 01:15:34,711 --> 01:15:35,743
- Looks like
- you're totally prepared
- 1629
- 01:15:35,763 --> 01:15:36,763
- for this meeting tomorrow.
- 1630
- 01:15:36,795 --> 01:15:37,796
- Yeah.
- 1631
- 01:15:37,816 --> 01:15:40,681
- I mean, I'm sure you'll just
- dazzle them, as per usual.
- 1632
- 01:15:42,619 --> 01:15:43,639
- I dazzle?
- 1633
- 01:15:43,723 --> 01:15:44,816
- Please, like you don't know.
- 1634
- 01:15:46,619 --> 01:15:50,712
- Come on, you dazzle my sister,
- my grandma, me.
- 1635
- 01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:52,691
- What?
- 1636
- 01:15:52,785 --> 01:15:53,785
- Come here, sit down.
- 1637
- 01:15:57,806 --> 01:16:00,620
- I don't know
- how you do it, Renee.
- 1638
- 01:16:02,651 --> 01:16:04,620
- But you've gotten
- a whole lot of women
- 1639
- 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,682
- who always think
- they know best
- 1640
- 01:16:06,703 --> 01:16:09,776
- to sit up
- and take notice of you.
- 1641
- 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:15,661
- And what you think,
- and who you are.
- 1642
- 01:16:17,786 --> 01:16:18,786
- Me?
- 1643
- 01:16:19,673 --> 01:16:22,704
- Yeah, I can't even get
- my room charges covered.
- 1644
- 01:16:23,808 --> 01:16:28,631
- Yeah, but a lot of women
- notice you, too.
- 1645
- 01:16:29,777 --> 01:16:32,766
- Maybe, but that's just
- 'cause of my family's money.
- 1646
- 01:16:33,673 --> 01:16:34,693
- Uh...
- 1647
- 01:16:34,714 --> 01:16:35,714
- I think.
- 1648
- 01:16:35,818 --> 01:16:36,818
- Yeah, no.
- 1649
- 01:16:37,589 --> 01:16:38,589
- Maybe not?
- 1650
- 01:16:38,610 --> 01:16:39,610
- No.
- 1651
- 01:16:40,705 --> 01:16:43,778
- Problem is, I never
- really know, you know?
- 1652
- 01:16:44,663 --> 01:16:45,736
- No, I don't.
- 1653
- 01:16:46,705 --> 01:16:48,642
- Except, you know, with you,
- 1654
- 01:16:49,642 --> 01:16:52,622
- I feel like
- I actually do know.
- 1655
- 01:16:53,767 --> 01:16:55,736
- That I'm gunning
- for your money?
- 1656
- 01:16:56,788 --> 01:16:58,590
- Every last cent of it.
- 1657
- 01:17:08,737 --> 01:17:10,664
- Oh...
- 1658
- 01:17:14,695 --> 01:17:15,727
- Uh...
- 1659
- 01:17:15,748 --> 01:17:17,675
- I am wet...
- 1660
- 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:18,727
- Excuse me?
- 1661
- 01:17:18,779 --> 01:17:21,591
- ...with diarrhea.
- 1662
- 01:17:21,664 --> 01:17:23,759
- - Oh.
- - Yeah, I...
- 1663
- 01:17:23,811 --> 01:17:25,644
- I need you to go,
- 1664
- 01:17:25,665 --> 01:17:27,780
- 'cause I just feel how much
- I'm getting diarrhea.
- 1665
- 01:17:27,801 --> 01:17:28,811
- Okay.
- 1666
- 01:17:29,582 --> 01:17:32,582
- And I don't want you
- to see the diarrhea.
- 1667
- 01:17:51,812 --> 01:17:53,666
- Who are you?
- 1668
- 01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:56,656
- Who are you?
- 1669
- 01:17:56,677 --> 01:17:57,760
- Hey, Renee,
- the food's here.
- 1670
- 01:17:57,781 --> 01:17:58,802
- I guess I'll head off.
- 1671
- 01:18:43,627 --> 01:18:45,742
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- 1672
- 01:18:51,805 --> 01:18:53,815
- Renee, whoa, are you okay?
- 1673
- 01:18:55,586 --> 01:18:56,742
- Yeah, never better.
- 1674
- 01:18:56,763 --> 01:18:58,711
- I'm looking
- for Avery LeClaire.
- 1675
- 01:18:58,732 --> 01:19:00,700
- I'm supposed to meet her down
- here, but I'm really late.
- 1676
- 01:19:00,721 --> 01:19:01,721
- Have you seen her?
- 1677
- 01:19:01,825 --> 01:19:03,784
- You've got blood spurting out
- of your head.
- 1678
- 01:19:04,659 --> 01:19:07,754
- Oh, yeah, it really hurts.
- What are you doing here?
- 1679
- 01:19:08,587 --> 01:19:09,639
- I'm just getting ready
- for the Target pitch tomorrow.
- 1680
- 01:19:09,660 --> 01:19:10,764
- They want me
- to do some AV stuff.
- 1681
- 01:19:10,785 --> 01:19:12,774
- Wait a minute.
- You recognize me?
- 1682
- 01:19:12,795 --> 01:19:13,795
- Yeah.
- 1683
- 01:19:13,816 --> 01:19:15,764
- You recognize me right now,
- no problem?
- 1684
- 01:19:15,785 --> 01:19:17,806
- Yeah, I mean, the blood
- threw me a little, but...
- 1685
- 01:19:17,826 --> 01:19:19,806
- Oh, my God,
- I knew I felt different.
- 1686
- 01:19:19,826 --> 01:19:22,806
- Oh, my God.
- Please let it not be gone.
- 1687
- 01:19:25,670 --> 01:19:27,786
- Please, God.
- Please, please, please.
- 1688
- 01:19:33,807 --> 01:19:37,671
- No, no, no.
- 1689
- 01:19:38,609 --> 01:19:39,609
- No!
- 1690
- 01:19:39,702 --> 01:19:41,650
- It's gone! It's gone!
- 1691
- 01:19:42,692 --> 01:19:46,765
- I said, "Who are you?"
- into the foggy mirror,
- 1692
- 01:19:46,786 --> 01:19:48,661
- and I hit my head.
- 1693
- 01:19:49,662 --> 01:19:50,787
- I must've broken the spell,
- 1694
- 01:19:50,808 --> 01:19:52,683
- and it's gone!
- 1695
- 01:19:55,630 --> 01:19:57,620
- I knew it.
- I knew it couldn't last!
- 1696
- 01:19:57,641 --> 01:20:00,766
- Why would this last?
- You're so stupid, Renee!
- 1697
- 01:20:01,651 --> 01:20:02,714
- What's wrong with you?
- 1698
- 01:20:03,620 --> 01:20:05,662
- I'm back to being me!
- 1699
- 01:20:16,798 --> 01:20:17,809
- Okay.
- 1700
- 01:20:18,829 --> 01:20:21,631
- I need you to give this
- to Avery LeClaire.
- 1701
- 01:20:22,694 --> 01:20:24,809
- It has everything she needs
- for the presentation.
- 1702
- 01:20:24,829 --> 01:20:26,756
- She's going to think
- she can't do it, but she can.
- 1703
- 01:20:26,777 --> 01:20:27,819
- Why?
- Aren't you going to do it?
- 1704
- 01:20:28,590 --> 01:20:30,685
- I wish I could be there,
- but I can't.
- 1705
- 01:20:30,705 --> 01:20:31,747
- Will you tell her?
- 1706
- 01:20:31,768 --> 01:20:33,632
- - Okay.
- - Okay.
- 1707
- 01:20:50,799 --> 01:20:53,665
- Flight 1116 to New York
- 1708
- 01:20:53,686 --> 01:20:56,613
- is now boarding at gate C-17.
- 1709
- 01:21:32,832 --> 01:21:34,667
- Oh, no.
- 1710
- 01:21:39,740 --> 01:21:41,656
- Renee, I did the pitch.
- 1711
- 01:21:41,677 --> 01:21:42,771
- I did it just like you said,
- 1712
- 01:21:42,792 --> 01:21:45,813
- but coming from me,
- it just didn't sound right.
- 1713
- 01:21:45,833 --> 01:21:47,813
- Now we're doing
- this giant launch event
- 1714
- 01:21:47,833 --> 01:21:49,708
- to show everyone
- how great the line is,
- 1715
- 01:21:49,729 --> 01:21:52,781
- and we need you. Call me!
- 1716
- 01:21:57,772 --> 01:21:58,793
- Hey, you're home!
- 1717
- 01:21:58,814 --> 01:22:00,730
- Oh, shit, hello?
- 1718
- 01:22:01,657 --> 01:22:03,803
- Are you okay?
- What just happened?
- 1719
- 01:22:03,824 --> 01:22:05,626
- Um... Uh... I...
- 1720
- 01:22:05,647 --> 01:22:06,709
- Oh, God.
- 1721
- 01:22:06,751 --> 01:22:09,720
- My back. I broke it.
- 1722
- 01:22:09,761 --> 01:22:10,761
- Just now?
- 1723
- 01:22:10,793 --> 01:22:12,626
- No, no, no. Um...
- 1724
- 01:22:13,761 --> 01:22:15,669
- At the airplane.
- 1725
- 01:22:15,804 --> 01:22:17,596
- Well, that sucks.
- 1726
- 01:22:17,669 --> 01:22:18,752
- What if I come over
- and take care of you?
- 1727
- 01:22:18,804 --> 01:22:20,679
- No, no, no, no.
- 1728
- 01:22:20,700 --> 01:22:21,700
- Okay...
- 1729
- 01:22:21,721 --> 01:22:23,773
- They're spraying for ants.
- 1730
- 01:22:23,794 --> 01:22:26,596
- Oh, well, then, Renee,
- you shouldn't be there anyway.
- 1731
- 01:22:26,617 --> 01:22:27,617
- That's horrible.
- 1732
- 01:22:27,637 --> 01:22:28,721
- That's like poison stuff.
- I'll come get you.
- 1733
- 01:22:28,742 --> 01:22:32,825
- No, I really want to be here
- for the ant removal.
- 1734
- 01:22:33,596 --> 01:22:35,690
- I don't want them
- to remove the ones I like.
- 1735
- 01:22:36,774 --> 01:22:38,774
- And I don't really look
- my best right now. So I...
- 1736
- 01:22:38,795 --> 01:22:40,659
- Obviously,
- I don't believe that.
- 1737
- 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,628
- I think you look great
- all the time.
- 1738
- 01:22:42,649 --> 01:22:43,649
- How about this?
- 1739
- 01:22:43,670 --> 01:22:44,743
- Saturday night,
- I'll take you out.
- 1740
- 01:22:44,784 --> 01:22:46,753
- You're probably gonna be
- recovered by then, right?
- 1741
- 01:22:46,805 --> 01:22:48,649
- Mmm-hmm. Yes.
- 1742
- 01:22:48,701 --> 01:22:49,701
- Okay. I miss you.
- 1743
- 01:22:49,795 --> 01:22:51,618
- I miss you, too.
- 1744
- 01:22:57,671 --> 01:22:59,775
- Oh, it seems like
- you're standing right there.
- 1745
- 01:22:59,796 --> 01:23:01,817
- - Is your back all right now?
- - No.
- 1746
- 01:23:01,837 --> 01:23:03,733
- It looked like
- you had gotten...
- 1747
- 01:23:03,754 --> 01:23:05,660
- No, that's a coincidence
- 'cause I'm not up.
- 1748
- 01:23:05,681 --> 01:23:06,806
- Don't rush this if you...
- 1749
- 01:23:14,785 --> 01:23:17,702
- Darling, if all you have
- is a pack of gum, please.
- 1750
- 01:23:18,828 --> 01:23:24,693
- Wait! Why her? What about me?
- I'm standing right here.
- 1751
- 01:23:24,713 --> 01:23:26,703
- All I have is this cookie.
- 1752
- 01:23:26,724 --> 01:23:28,745
- Is it because
- she's so beautiful?
- 1753
- 01:23:29,682 --> 01:23:30,734
- I didn't even see you in line.
- 1754
- 01:23:30,755 --> 01:23:31,755
- Yeah, right.
- 1755
- 01:23:31,776 --> 01:23:33,807
- You probably have all these
- cookies at your house
- 1756
- 01:23:33,828 --> 01:23:36,672
- from all the 20-year-olds
- that you bang!
- 1757
- 01:23:36,693 --> 01:23:37,838
- And you don't even deserve it!
- 1758
- 01:23:38,609 --> 01:23:41,683
- They just want your money,
- so now you know that.
- 1759
- 01:23:41,798 --> 01:23:43,610
- - Hi, darling.
- - Hi, honey.
- 1760
- 01:23:43,756 --> 01:23:45,673
- You found the ginkgo biloba.
- 1761
- 01:23:45,746 --> 01:23:46,829
- - You okay?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 1762
- 01:23:47,600 --> 01:23:48,756
- I would like to apologize.
- 1763
- 01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:52,808
- I did not know your situation
- and it's very beautiful.
- 1764
- 01:23:53,704 --> 01:23:57,641
- You are two beautiful
- aging white men.
- 1765
- 01:23:57,714 --> 01:23:58,714
- Thank you.
- 1766
- 01:24:16,809 --> 01:24:19,726
- I know, it's all gone.
- 1767
- 01:24:20,684 --> 01:24:21,841
- I brought you these cookies.
- 1768
- 01:24:22,643 --> 01:24:23,810
- They're covered in chocolate.
- 1769
- 01:24:24,633 --> 01:24:25,831
- Okay, you're so drunk.
- 1770
- 01:24:26,654 --> 01:24:28,841
- And there's a picture
- of a cat on safari.
- 1771
- 01:24:29,633 --> 01:24:31,643
- I know you just assume
- you can just
- 1772
- 01:24:31,664 --> 01:24:32,841
- drop by whenever you want
- 1773
- 01:24:33,612 --> 01:24:35,748
- because your loser friends
- have no plans.
- 1774
- 01:24:35,768 --> 01:24:38,789
- But we're about to go to
- "Escape the Room."
- 1775
- 01:24:39,664 --> 01:24:42,603
- It's the Grouper guys.
- Hey, Groupers!
- 1776
- 01:24:42,624 --> 01:24:43,665
- Don't call them that.
- 1777
- 01:24:43,686 --> 01:24:44,780
- Where's your scarf at?
- 1778
- 01:24:44,801 --> 01:24:48,707
- I want to go to the room
- you pay to be locked in.
- 1779
- 01:24:48,811 --> 01:24:51,717
- I don't really feel like
- being embarrassed
- 1780
- 01:24:51,738 --> 01:24:53,686
- or insulted tonight, so no.
- 1781
- 01:24:53,717 --> 01:24:54,801
- You don't want to go with me
- 1782
- 01:24:54,821 --> 01:24:56,676
- because I'm not
- pretty anymore.
- 1783
- 01:24:56,696 --> 01:24:57,707
- Look, why do you think
- 1784
- 01:24:57,728 --> 01:24:58,821
- everyone cares
- what you look like?
- 1785
- 01:24:59,759 --> 01:25:00,769
- Like, we're your friends
- 1786
- 01:25:00,790 --> 01:25:05,833
- because you were fun
- and funny and kind.
- 1787
- 01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:07,770
- And then I don't know
- what happened.
- 1788
- 01:25:08,656 --> 01:25:09,802
- I could tell you
- what happened.
- 1789
- 01:25:10,739 --> 01:25:12,729
- All my wildest dreams
- came true,
- 1790
- 01:25:12,750 --> 01:25:14,604
- and then it was gone.
- 1791
- 01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:15,833
- Renee, will you just
- listen to yourself?
- 1792
- 01:25:16,604 --> 01:25:18,739
- Your wildest dream
- is that you were beautiful?
- 1793
- 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,625
- That is so sad!
- 1794
- 01:25:20,645 --> 01:25:21,843
- Yeah, like,
- we never gave a shit
- 1795
- 01:25:22,614 --> 01:25:23,656
- what you looked like.
- 1796
- 01:25:23,677 --> 01:25:25,792
- Guys,
- I just want us to go back
- 1797
- 01:25:25,813 --> 01:25:27,730
- to how we were before.
- 1798
- 01:25:27,751 --> 01:25:29,709
- Can't we just do that?
- Can't we just go back?
- 1799
- 01:25:30,636 --> 01:25:32,823
- No. And we have to go, so...
- 1800
- 01:25:33,751 --> 01:25:35,698
- All of us? We all can go?
- 1801
- 01:25:35,719 --> 01:25:36,719
- No.
- 1802
- 01:25:36,740 --> 01:25:38,605
- Just us and not the guys?
- 1803
- 01:25:38,626 --> 01:25:39,834
- Absolutely not.
- 1804
- 01:25:40,667 --> 01:25:42,844
- Okay. Okay, I understand.
- 1805
- 01:25:43,813 --> 01:25:47,793
- Well, I have my cell phone on
- if anybody changes their mind.
- 1806
- 01:26:28,701 --> 01:26:29,701
- Whoa!
- 1807
- 01:26:35,816 --> 01:26:37,806
- I'm sorry. Sorry.
- 1808
- 01:26:38,754 --> 01:26:40,639
- - You okay?
- - Sorry.
- 1809
- 01:26:49,630 --> 01:26:50,702
- Sorry, sorry.
- 1810
- 01:26:51,650 --> 01:26:52,661
- What am I even worried about?
- 1811
- 01:26:52,682 --> 01:26:53,838
- There's no way he's going
- to recognize me.
- 1812
- 01:27:47,632 --> 01:27:48,746
- Are you here alone?
- 1813
- 01:27:50,715 --> 01:27:51,737
- No.
- 1814
- 01:27:53,612 --> 01:27:54,622
- Yes.
- 1815
- 01:27:54,643 --> 01:27:58,758
- Technically,
- but I'm meeting my boyfriend.
- 1816
- 01:27:58,789 --> 01:28:00,695
- Oh, right. Okay.
- 1817
- 01:28:00,716 --> 01:28:01,789
- Of course.
- 1818
- 01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:08,653
- Well, how about I buy you
- a drink while you wait?
- 1819
- 01:28:08,841 --> 01:28:10,705
- No, I really shouldn't.
- 1820
- 01:28:12,675 --> 01:28:13,779
- Well, why not?
- 1821
- 01:28:14,634 --> 01:28:16,821
- Just killin' time,
- you're waitin' for your boyfriend.
- 1822
- 01:28:16,842 --> 01:28:18,759
- I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.
- 1823
- 01:28:19,790 --> 01:28:20,852
- Your girlfriend?
- 1824
- 01:28:23,706 --> 01:28:25,717
- Did you say
- that she's your girlfriend?
- 1825
- 01:28:26,831 --> 01:28:28,811
- I did say that.
- 1826
- 01:28:29,696 --> 01:28:32,696
- And I hope that's okay.
- 1827
- 01:28:32,717 --> 01:28:34,760
- No, I'm sure
- she, like, loves it.
- 1828
- 01:28:35,707 --> 01:28:37,614
- But what...
- 1829
- 01:28:37,635 --> 01:28:38,655
- What's she like?
- 1830
- 01:28:40,780 --> 01:28:42,832
- Like, your girlfriend...
- That's your girlfriend?
- 1831
- 01:28:43,801 --> 01:28:47,645
- She is pretty amazing.
- 1832
- 01:28:48,687 --> 01:28:50,791
- Funny and smart.
- 1833
- 01:28:51,822 --> 01:28:54,771
- And the most beautiful girl
- in the world.
- 1834
- 01:28:54,854 --> 01:28:57,677
- And here I am,
- "How did I get this lady?"
- 1835
- 01:28:58,677 --> 01:28:59,677
- And I did.
- 1836
- 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:08,802
- I can't... Excuse me.
- 1837
- 01:29:15,741 --> 01:29:16,741
- Hey.
- 1838
- 01:29:16,803 --> 01:29:20,772
- Hey, I'm sorry. I'm not going
- to be able to make it tonight.
- 1839
- 01:29:21,637 --> 01:29:22,647
- Um...
- 1840
- 01:29:24,668 --> 01:29:25,709
- I can't do this.
- 1841
- 01:29:26,657 --> 01:29:27,668
- I don't know what we're doing.
- 1842
- 01:29:27,689 --> 01:29:31,626
- You, me, any of it.
- I can't do it. I'm sorry.
- 1843
- 01:29:31,741 --> 01:29:33,720
- Okay, wait. Hold on.
- 1844
- 01:29:33,741 --> 01:29:35,689
- I didn't mean
- to freak you out,
- 1845
- 01:29:35,709 --> 01:29:38,627
- I'm sorry. I really thought
- we were just having fun.
- 1846
- 01:29:38,648 --> 01:29:41,783
- No, we were having fun.
- That's not it. Um...
- 1847
- 01:29:43,627 --> 01:29:44,804
- Um... I...
- 1848
- 01:29:46,773 --> 01:29:48,679
- I don't know
- what to say to you.
- 1849
- 01:29:50,731 --> 01:29:51,742
- It's over.
- 1850
- 01:29:51,763 --> 01:29:52,815
- Well, look,
- you don't have to... Don't.
- 1851
- 01:29:52,835 --> 01:29:54,627
- Let's not do it
- over the phone.
- 1852
- 01:29:54,648 --> 01:29:55,773
- Wherever you are,
- I'll come and meet you,
- 1853
- 01:29:55,794 --> 01:29:56,794
- and let's talk.
- 1854
- 01:29:56,815 --> 01:29:58,847
- No, no, no. You can't come
- where I am.
- 1855
- 01:29:59,618 --> 01:30:00,639
- Why?
- 1856
- 01:30:00,659 --> 01:30:02,680
- You can't see me anymore.
- 1857
- 01:30:03,670 --> 01:30:05,628
- I'm not who you think I am.
- 1858
- 01:30:05,649 --> 01:30:06,743
- And that's it? I think I...
- 1859
- 01:30:07,701 --> 01:30:09,680
- I think I deserve
- better than that.
- 1860
- 01:30:09,784 --> 01:30:11,732
- You deserve much better
- than this.
- 1861
- 01:30:11,753 --> 01:30:13,753
- You deserve much better
- than me.
- 1862
- 01:30:14,805 --> 01:30:15,857
- I'm sorry.
- 1863
- 01:31:13,621 --> 01:31:14,829
- - Hey...
- - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 1864
- 01:31:14,850 --> 01:31:16,808
- Hi. Hi, it's me.
- 1865
- 01:31:16,829 --> 01:31:18,839
- - I know, yeah.
- - I really need bike 34.
- 1866
- 01:31:19,631 --> 01:31:20,683
- Oh, um...
- 1867
- 01:31:20,704 --> 01:31:23,757
- I need to recreate the magic
- of that last class.
- 1868
- 01:31:23,778 --> 01:31:26,653
- Oh. We would like it
- if you don't recreate that.
- 1869
- 01:31:26,674 --> 01:31:29,695
- I'll be fine. I just...
- I really, really need it.
- 1870
- 01:31:29,715 --> 01:31:31,632
- Okay. There.
- 1871
- 01:31:31,653 --> 01:31:34,632
- What's up, SoHo, you ready?
- 1872
- 01:31:34,653 --> 01:31:36,695
- This is your ride!
- This is your time!
- 1873
- 01:31:36,757 --> 01:31:39,642
- Reach inside your pelvis,
- core engaged!
- 1874
- 01:31:39,663 --> 01:31:41,799
- I want you to set an intention
- for this ride!
- 1875
- 01:31:41,820 --> 01:31:42,831
- I got one!
- 1876
- 01:31:42,852 --> 01:31:44,768
- If your intention
- was for change,
- 1877
- 01:31:44,789 --> 01:31:46,758
- the change is already here,
- 1878
- 01:31:46,779 --> 01:31:48,664
- and your miracle's
- already here.
- 1879
- 01:31:48,685 --> 01:31:49,685
- Yes, it is!
- 1880
- 01:31:49,706 --> 01:31:50,821
- Today you're going
- to see that person
- 1881
- 01:31:50,841 --> 01:31:53,643
- that you've always
- wanted to be!
- 1882
- 01:31:53,664 --> 01:31:56,685
- Change your mind!
- Change your body!
- 1883
- 01:31:56,706 --> 01:31:57,821
- Change your life!
- 1884
- 01:31:58,664 --> 01:31:59,800
- Are you ready?
- 1885
- 01:32:00,664 --> 01:32:01,664
- Yeah!
- 1886
- 01:32:01,789 --> 01:32:03,822
- Here we go!
- In three, two, one! Up!
- 1887
- 01:32:30,177 --> 01:32:31,177
- Oh, God.
- 1888
- 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:40,156
- - Hey.
- - Oh.
- 1889
- 01:32:40,198 --> 01:32:41,229
- You okay?
- 1890
- 01:32:42,146 --> 01:32:44,323
- Yeah. I just, um... Sorry.
- 1891
- 01:32:45,167 --> 01:32:47,230
- I'm just going through
- a rough breakup, so...
- 1892
- 01:32:47,251 --> 01:32:50,313
- Well, I bet guys
- can be pretty mean
- 1893
- 01:32:50,334 --> 01:32:52,199
- when you break up
- with them, right?
- 1894
- 01:32:52,220 --> 01:32:53,324
- Or when they break up with you
- 1895
- 01:32:53,345 --> 01:32:56,116
- for being
- a real freaking person.
- 1896
- 01:32:56,188 --> 01:32:58,220
- Wait, hang on.
- 1897
- 01:32:58,345 --> 01:33:00,261
- The acoustics in here
- are weird.
- 1898
- 01:33:00,282 --> 01:33:02,272
- It sounds like you are saying
- you got dumped.
- 1899
- 01:33:03,303 --> 01:33:05,199
- Someone said to you,
- 1900
- 01:33:05,220 --> 01:33:07,346
- "I don't want
- to see you anymore.
- 1901
- 01:33:07,366 --> 01:33:10,273
- "Ever again. I don't want
- to have sex with you again."
- 1902
- 01:33:10,294 --> 01:33:13,158
- Somebody has told you...
- You got dumped?
- 1903
- 01:33:13,179 --> 01:33:15,221
- - Can you stop saying "dumped."
- - Of course, I'm sorry.
- 1904
- 01:33:15,241 --> 01:33:18,210
- I... I just assumed
- 1905
- 01:33:18,231 --> 01:33:20,169
- that you wouldn't have to
- deal with stuff like that.
- 1906
- 01:33:20,189 --> 01:33:23,221
- What? 'Cause of my body.
- Or something like...
- 1907
- 01:33:24,189 --> 01:33:27,221
- Your body, your whole head.
- 1908
- 01:33:27,242 --> 01:33:29,128
- Do you have every rib
- that I have?
- 1909
- 01:33:30,253 --> 01:33:32,170
- Everything really
- worked out for you.
- 1910
- 01:33:32,190 --> 01:33:34,305
- Where even are your organs?
- 1911
- 01:33:34,326 --> 01:33:37,253
- I've always dealt with being
- really insecure,
- 1912
- 01:33:37,274 --> 01:33:38,315
- so it's nice to hear.
- 1913
- 01:33:38,336 --> 01:33:42,180
- Shut up, forever. What?
- 1914
- 01:33:42,201 --> 01:33:43,367
- No, I'm serious.
- Like, it's an issue.
- 1915
- 01:33:44,138 --> 01:33:45,253
- I struggle with self-esteem.
- So...
- 1916
- 01:33:45,274 --> 01:33:48,327
- I want to punch you right
- in your dumb face right now.
- 1917
- 01:33:48,348 --> 01:33:51,337
- Okay, that's the kind of
- comment that like... I just...
- 1918
- 01:33:52,223 --> 01:33:53,368
- That's what causes
- my insecurity.
- 1919
- 01:33:54,139 --> 01:33:55,275
- "Dumb." It's like...
- It's like a trigger word.
- 1920
- 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:56,368
- I'm sorry I said that,
- it's just...
- 1921
- 01:33:57,139 --> 01:34:00,316
- You getting dumped is making
- me feel like I might be okay.
- 1922
- 01:34:00,368 --> 01:34:02,296
- Randomly it's making me
- feel better, too.
- 1923
- 01:34:04,202 --> 01:34:06,160
- - Okay, that's good.
- - Oh, my gosh.
- 1924
- 01:34:06,181 --> 01:34:07,181
- But, um...
- 1925
- 01:34:07,202 --> 01:34:08,202
- I have to actually go.
- 1926
- 01:34:08,223 --> 01:34:10,328
- I have a go-see
- at Lily LeClaire.
- 1927
- 01:34:10,349 --> 01:34:12,161
- Lily LeClaire?
- 1928
- 01:34:12,182 --> 01:34:13,224
- - Yeah.
- - For what?
- 1929
- 01:34:13,244 --> 01:34:16,203
- Um, like modeling
- a new line, I guess.
- 1930
- 01:34:16,224 --> 01:34:17,224
- The diffusion line?
- 1931
- 01:34:18,140 --> 01:34:19,224
- Wait, you're going
- for that? It's...
- 1932
- 01:34:19,338 --> 01:34:20,359
- Yeah.
- 1933
- 01:34:21,130 --> 01:34:23,265
- - Okay, bye.
- - Okay, bye. Feel better.
- 1934
- 01:34:23,286 --> 01:34:25,203
- - Thanks.
- - That guy's a dick.
- 1935
- 01:34:25,224 --> 01:34:26,265
- Yeah.
- 1936
- 01:34:36,225 --> 01:34:38,235
- - Morning.
- - Hi.
- 1937
- 01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:39,370
- It's 3:00 p.m.
- 1938
- 01:34:40,308 --> 01:34:41,308
- What you got for me?
- 1939
- 01:34:41,329 --> 01:34:43,141
- In terms of what?
- 1940
- 01:34:43,162 --> 01:34:44,204
- Packages.
- 1941
- 01:34:45,173 --> 01:34:46,245
- Some of those for me?
- 1942
- 01:34:46,266 --> 01:34:47,308
- Uh... No, those are empty.
- 1943
- 01:34:47,329 --> 01:34:49,339
- Can I have an ionic water?
- Bottom right.
- 1944
- 01:34:52,184 --> 01:34:53,309
- Thanks. Uh, you should
- really serve these
- 1945
- 01:34:53,330 --> 01:34:55,194
- with a straw and a napkin.
- 1946
- 01:34:55,267 --> 01:34:57,163
- But I won't hold it
- against you.
- 1947
- 01:34:57,184 --> 01:34:58,215
- Hey, do you know
- if this is something
- 1948
- 01:34:58,236 --> 01:34:59,257
- to do with the diffusion line?
- 1949
- 01:34:59,278 --> 01:35:03,132
- Yeah, they're casting
- the face of the line.
- 1950
- 01:35:03,309 --> 01:35:05,132
- God!
- 1951
- 01:35:05,153 --> 01:35:07,215
- They're planning a huge party
- to launch the whole thing.
- 1952
- 01:35:07,236 --> 01:35:08,236
- Yeah.
- 1953
- 01:35:08,257 --> 01:35:10,226
- You think it ever occurred
- to them to cast someone
- 1954
- 01:35:10,246 --> 01:35:12,341
- who looks like they would
- actually buy the products?
- 1955
- 01:35:12,362 --> 01:35:14,185
- Someone like you?
- 1956
- 01:35:17,341 --> 01:35:19,143
- Yeah.
- 1957
- 01:35:19,206 --> 01:35:20,216
- Yes.
- 1958
- 01:35:21,154 --> 01:35:22,289
- Someone exactly like me.
- 1959
- 01:35:23,320 --> 01:35:26,164
- Hey, Viv. Um...
- 1960
- 01:35:26,185 --> 01:35:28,175
- I've been looking everywhere
- for you guys. I...
- 1961
- 01:35:29,175 --> 01:35:30,216
- I just want to apologize
- 1962
- 01:35:30,237 --> 01:35:32,154
- for how I behaved.
- I'm so sorry.
- 1963
- 01:35:32,175 --> 01:35:34,321
- I... I'm so embarrassed.
- 1964
- 01:35:34,342 --> 01:35:37,176
- Please tell Jane, I...
- 1965
- 01:35:38,290 --> 01:35:40,134
- Anyway, um...
- 1966
- 01:35:40,311 --> 01:35:43,228
- I really want you to
- meet up with me on Friday.
- 1967
- 01:35:44,290 --> 01:35:46,311
- I... I need you.
- 1968
- 01:35:48,259 --> 01:35:50,207
- Okay. This is Renee.
- 1969
- 01:35:50,342 --> 01:35:51,342
- Okay.
- 1970
- 01:36:03,197 --> 01:36:04,291
- Come on!
- We're going to miss it.
- 1971
- 01:36:04,312 --> 01:36:06,239
- - This is uphill!
- - This is it.
- 1972
- 01:36:06,260 --> 01:36:07,260
- This is the door.
- 1973
- 01:36:12,166 --> 01:36:13,239
- - Close it. Close it.
- - I am.
- 1974
- 01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:14,374
- Don't yell at me.
- I'm closing it.
- 1975
- 01:36:16,219 --> 01:36:17,219
- Act like
- you've been here before.
- 1976
- 01:36:17,240 --> 01:36:18,250
- Act like you work here.
- 1977
- 01:36:19,136 --> 01:36:20,261
- I can't lose my job,
- all right?
- 1978
- 01:36:20,282 --> 01:36:22,146
- I'll have to move back
- with my aunt.
- 1979
- 01:36:22,167 --> 01:36:23,209
- She calls me Meat Patty.
- 1980
- 01:36:23,230 --> 01:36:24,282
- - She drinks too much.
- - I know.
- 1981
- 01:36:24,303 --> 01:36:26,230
- Why didn't I hear about this
- when we worked together?
- 1982
- 01:36:26,250 --> 01:36:27,375
- This would be fun banter.
- 1983
- 01:36:28,146 --> 01:36:29,334
- - Yeah.
- - Okay. Just keep it cool.
- 1984
- 01:36:47,179 --> 01:36:48,179
- Good evening.
- 1985
- 01:36:50,335 --> 01:36:53,168
- And thank you all for
- coming tonight.
- 1986
- 01:36:53,262 --> 01:36:55,272
- We're so pleased
- to have you here.
- 1987
- 01:36:57,169 --> 01:36:58,336
- This is an exciting evening
- 1988
- 01:36:58,357 --> 01:37:02,221
- for Lily LeClaire,
- for you, and for me.
- 1989
- 01:37:02,346 --> 01:37:05,273
- When my grandmother
- first started this company,
- 1990
- 01:37:06,315 --> 01:37:08,305
- in the year 1200 AD...
- 1991
- 01:37:09,284 --> 01:37:11,180
- It's a long, long time ago.
- 1992
- 01:37:13,357 --> 01:37:17,346
- She had only $1,000...
- 1993
- 01:37:18,222 --> 01:37:20,201
- Again, that was
- a long time ago...
- 1994
- 01:37:22,306 --> 01:37:24,181
- Inflation, so...
- 1995
- 01:37:24,285 --> 01:37:28,243
- So that would be
- different now. And...
- 1996
- 01:37:31,253 --> 01:37:32,306
- That wasn't supposed
- to happen.
- 1997
- 01:37:33,378 --> 01:37:35,170
- What... What?
- 1998
- 01:37:35,253 --> 01:37:37,337
- Could somebody...
- Is there anybody here...
- 1999
- 01:37:37,358 --> 01:37:38,378
- Technical support?
- 2000
- 01:37:39,150 --> 01:37:43,161
- Anybody who's technical
- or support?
- 2001
- 01:37:43,182 --> 01:37:45,296
- Stupid bitch,
- you're such a failure.
- 2002
- 01:38:16,235 --> 01:38:17,370
- I thought that was
- going to bust easier.
- 2003
- 01:38:19,162 --> 01:38:20,203
- Um...
- 2004
- 01:38:21,225 --> 01:38:22,225
- Hello.
- 2005
- 01:38:22,319 --> 01:38:24,194
- My name is Renee.
- 2006
- 01:38:24,309 --> 01:38:25,319
- And...
- 2007
- 01:38:26,256 --> 01:38:28,371
- Some of you know me
- as this woman.
- 2008
- 01:38:31,194 --> 01:38:32,204
- Glamorous.
- 2009
- 01:38:33,204 --> 01:38:34,225
- Flawless.
- 2010
- 01:38:34,340 --> 01:38:35,361
- Perfection.
- 2011
- 01:38:36,267 --> 01:38:37,371
- But that's not the real me.
- 2012
- 01:38:38,340 --> 01:38:40,319
- This is the real me.
- 2013
- 01:38:42,309 --> 01:38:43,320
- I don't get it.
- 2014
- 01:38:44,143 --> 01:38:47,184
- I know, these women
- look nothing alike.
- 2015
- 01:38:48,289 --> 01:38:49,362
- But they're both me.
- 2016
- 01:38:50,247 --> 01:38:52,195
- Take a second to process it.
- 2017
- 01:38:53,268 --> 01:38:56,143
- But in this industry,
- I only felt wanted
- 2018
- 01:38:56,299 --> 01:38:58,341
- when I looked like this.
- 2019
- 01:39:01,184 --> 01:39:02,205
- I think she's crazy.
- 2020
- 01:39:02,226 --> 01:39:03,290
- Now when I looked...
- 2021
- 01:39:20,196 --> 01:39:21,248
- There was no magic.
- 2022
- 01:39:23,175 --> 01:39:24,239
- That's me.
- 2023
- 01:39:25,207 --> 01:39:27,166
- That's me, they're both me.
- That's me.
- 2024
- 01:39:38,364 --> 01:39:40,239
- I did all this as me.
- 2025
- 01:39:49,187 --> 01:39:50,354
- When we're little girls,
- 2026
- 01:39:52,167 --> 01:39:54,250
- we have all the confidence
- in the world.
- 2027
- 01:39:56,292 --> 01:39:58,385
- We let our
- bellies hang out, and...
- 2028
- 01:39:59,385 --> 01:40:02,281
- And we just dance and play
- 2029
- 01:40:02,302 --> 01:40:04,177
- and pick our wedgies.
- 2030
- 01:40:05,302 --> 01:40:07,282
- And then these things happen
- that just...
- 2031
- 01:40:07,303 --> 01:40:09,188
- They make us
- question ourselves.
- 2032
- 01:40:09,366 --> 01:40:12,147
- Somebody says something
- mean to you on the playground,
- 2033
- 01:40:12,355 --> 01:40:14,147
- and then we grow up,
- 2034
- 01:40:14,168 --> 01:40:17,261
- and you doubt yourself
- over and over again
- 2035
- 01:40:17,282 --> 01:40:19,355
- until you lose
- all that confidence.
- 2036
- 01:40:19,376 --> 01:40:20,386
- All that self-esteem,
- 2037
- 01:40:21,157 --> 01:40:23,241
- all that faith
- you started with is gone.
- 2038
- 01:40:24,334 --> 01:40:26,386
- But what if we didn't
- let those moments get to us?
- 2039
- 01:40:27,314 --> 01:40:29,231
- What if we were
- stronger than that?
- 2040
- 01:40:31,221 --> 01:40:32,283
- Right?
- 2041
- 01:40:32,387 --> 01:40:34,356
- What if we didn't care
- about how we looked?
- 2042
- 01:40:36,169 --> 01:40:37,231
- Or how we sounded?
- 2043
- 01:40:40,200 --> 01:40:43,179
- What if we never lost
- that little-girl confidence?
- 2044
- 01:40:43,346 --> 01:40:45,189
- What if when someone tells us
- 2045
- 01:40:45,210 --> 01:40:48,315
- that we aren't good
- or thin or pretty enough,
- 2046
- 01:40:49,274 --> 01:40:51,253
- we have strength
- and the wisdom
- 2047
- 01:40:53,190 --> 01:40:55,347
- to say what I am is better
- than all of that?
- 2048
- 01:40:57,315 --> 01:41:00,295
- Because what I am is me!
- 2049
- 01:41:03,211 --> 01:41:04,284
- I'm me!
- 2050
- 01:41:04,388 --> 01:41:06,232
- And I'm proud to be me!
- 2051
- 01:41:07,159 --> 01:41:08,315
- And if you ever get the chance
- 2052
- 01:41:08,336 --> 01:41:10,379
- to hang out with me
- or my friends,
- 2053
- 01:41:11,150 --> 01:41:14,191
- my amazing, perfect friends...
- 2054
- 01:41:14,212 --> 01:41:16,358
- Well, all I have to say to you
- is you're welcome.
- 2055
- 01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:21,389
- Mason, hit it.
- 2056
- 01:41:24,244 --> 01:41:25,389
- We are real women.
- 2057
- 01:41:27,296 --> 01:41:30,224
- We are.
- What a great thing to be.
- 2058
- 01:41:32,161 --> 01:41:37,182
- A real, healthy, just strong,
- funny, kick-ass chick!
- 2059
- 01:41:37,338 --> 01:41:40,172
- This new line of products
- won't change your life.
- 2060
- 01:41:40,192 --> 01:41:41,370
- Only you can do that.
- 2061
- 01:41:42,328 --> 01:41:44,265
- And you can do that.
- 2062
- 01:41:45,151 --> 01:41:46,213
- Believe me.
- 2063
- 01:41:46,370 --> 01:41:48,338
- But this line
- is for every girl
- 2064
- 01:41:48,359 --> 01:41:50,370
- who is ready
- to believe in herself!
- 2065
- 01:41:53,214 --> 01:41:55,152
- You are beautiful!
- 2066
- 01:41:55,173 --> 01:41:56,246
- You are everything!
- 2067
- 01:41:56,266 --> 01:41:58,329
- And you are the real face
- of this line!
- 2068
- 01:41:58,350 --> 01:42:01,360
- And we are all the face
- of Lily LeClaire!
- 2069
- 01:42:05,381 --> 01:42:08,277
- Whoo!
- 2070
- 01:42:08,298 --> 01:42:10,152
- You go, Renee!
- 2071
- 01:42:10,266 --> 01:42:11,371
- You picked a good one,
- you know.
- 2072
- 01:42:14,163 --> 01:42:15,215
- Oh, my God!
- 2073
- 01:42:21,372 --> 01:42:23,226
- Well, that was super weird.
- 2074
- 01:42:24,278 --> 01:42:26,205
- And also very effective.
- 2075
- 01:42:27,330 --> 01:42:28,340
- Thanks.
- 2076
- 01:42:28,361 --> 01:42:31,174
- Do you know we offer a mental
- health program at work?
- 2077
- 01:42:31,267 --> 01:42:32,330
- I still have a job?
- 2078
- 01:42:33,331 --> 01:42:34,352
- Oh, my God.
- 2079
- 01:42:37,195 --> 01:42:39,320
- Okay, I'm gonna go say hi
- to some people.
- 2080
- 01:42:42,185 --> 01:42:45,237
- Avery? They're going crazy
- for all this.
- 2081
- 01:42:45,258 --> 01:42:47,300
- Let's be honest. We both know.
- 2082
- 01:42:48,154 --> 01:42:49,195
- That's for Renee.
- 2083
- 01:42:50,310 --> 01:42:51,320
- Oh!
- 2084
- 01:42:52,175 --> 01:42:55,353
- Sweetheart, Renee wouldn't
- be here without you.
- 2085
- 01:42:56,384 --> 01:42:58,155
- None of us would.
- 2086
- 01:42:58,374 --> 01:43:00,155
- Oh, Gram.
- 2087
- 01:43:17,270 --> 01:43:18,322
- This is Ethan.
- 2088
- 01:43:18,343 --> 01:43:20,156
- Hi, it's me.
- 2089
- 01:43:20,354 --> 01:43:21,354
- Renee.
- 2090
- 01:43:21,385 --> 01:43:23,343
- Um, I know
- you probably don't want
- 2091
- 01:43:23,364 --> 01:43:26,166
- to see me right now,
- but I just...
- 2092
- 01:43:26,187 --> 01:43:27,281
- Just, please hear me out.
- 2093
- 01:43:28,166 --> 01:43:29,343
- Okay? I... I...
- 2094
- 01:43:29,364 --> 01:43:32,239
- I am so sorry for how I acted
- the other night.
- 2095
- 01:43:34,177 --> 01:43:35,260
- I know this
- 2096
- 01:43:35,333 --> 01:43:37,271
- is hard to believe,
- but it has nothing to do
- 2097
- 01:43:37,292 --> 01:43:38,313
- with how I feel about you.
- 2098
- 01:43:39,209 --> 01:43:42,323
- And everything to do
- with my feelings about me.
- 2099
- 01:43:44,178 --> 01:43:45,178
- And...
- 2100
- 01:43:46,313 --> 01:43:47,313
- I, uh...
- 2101
- 01:43:48,303 --> 01:43:50,323
- This is gonna sound
- so crazy, but I...
- 2102
- 01:43:50,344 --> 01:43:52,271
- I thought that you thought
- 2103
- 01:43:52,292 --> 01:43:54,334
- that I was the most beautiful
- woman in the world.
- 2104
- 01:43:54,355 --> 01:43:56,313
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 2105
- 01:43:57,335 --> 01:43:59,179
- I do think
- that you're the most
- 2106
- 01:43:59,199 --> 01:44:00,314
- beautiful woman in the world.
- 2107
- 01:44:03,366 --> 01:44:05,179
- Just let me real quick...
- 2108
- 01:44:05,199 --> 01:44:06,304
- - 'Cause it was killing me...
- - What?
- 2109
- 01:44:06,324 --> 01:44:08,158
- You were, like,
- struggling with it.
- 2110
- 01:44:08,179 --> 01:44:09,293
- - You could see?
- - Yeah, well, I saw...
- 2111
- 01:44:09,314 --> 01:44:11,189
- - That's a camera?
- - Yeah.
- 2112
- 01:44:11,210 --> 01:44:12,272
- You could see me
- that whole time?
- 2113
- 01:44:12,293 --> 01:44:13,314
- Renee...
- 2114
- 01:44:14,397 --> 01:44:16,189
- I've always seen you.
- 2115
- 01:44:35,263 --> 01:44:37,159
- What's up, SoHo!
- 2116
- 01:44:37,242 --> 01:44:39,212
- You ready to change your life?
- 2117
- 01:44:40,212 --> 01:44:41,222
- Yes!
- 2118
- 01:44:41,295 --> 01:44:43,222
- I don't know what you
- came in here for today,
- 2119
- 01:44:43,243 --> 01:44:46,160
- but the miracle
- is already here!
- 2120
- 01:44:46,181 --> 01:44:49,201
- You just have to open up
- your heart and receive it!
- 2121
- 01:44:49,347 --> 01:44:51,191
- I want you
- to look into the mirror
- 2122
- 01:44:51,212 --> 01:44:53,378
- and visualize the change
- you came in here for.
- 2123
- 01:44:53,399 --> 01:44:55,326
- Is it spiritual?
- 2124
- 01:44:55,347 --> 01:44:57,212
- Is it physical?
- 2125
- 01:44:57,243 --> 01:44:58,285
- Is it emotional?
- 2126
- 01:45:10,050 --> 01:49:51,666
- Subtitle By: grid1
- & Improved By: Fidel33
- Sub Upload Date: July 4, 2018
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