[1:59 PM] Sledge: By the way I'd just like to reiterate what Kegan mentioned in the thread
[2:00 PM] Sledge: We finally found out more reliable barrel meta
[2:00 PM] Sledge: Flicking boogers at them will often piss them off before blowing them up
[2:00 PM] Sledge: So you can identify killer barrels by flicking boogers at them and seeing if they get indignant

[2:00 PM] HexaDoken: that seems strangely appropriate

[2:00 PM] a1337spy: all i can imagine is just
[2:01 PM] a1337spy: the killer barrel getting hit by a booger and just
[2:01 PM] a1337spy: audibly shouting “DAAUYGHHURFHF JESUS CHRIST WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU”

[2:01 PM] Brohnesorge: :angeryeyes:

[2:01 PM] Sledge: hahaha

[2:01 PM] Sledge: booger meta is real
[2:02 PM] Sledge: Speaking of booger meta

[2:02 PM] a1337spy: “OH GOD THIS IS SO DISGUSTING”

[2:02 PM] HexaDoken: "the waste i contain is very high class"

[2:02 PM] Sledge: I forgot if I mentioned this and I don't know if Matt plans on "fixing" it but

[2:02 PM] HexaDoken: "stop contaminating it with your peasant boogers"

[2:02 PM] Sledge: As an unintended side effect of what flicking boogers does
[2:02 PM] Sledge: TECHNICALLY you can heal people with them
[2:02 PM] Sledge: Insofaras
[2:02 PM] Sledge: If you flick a booger at someone, it raises their heart rate
[2:02 PM] Sledge: Higher heart rate = faster healing

[2:02 PM] Brohnesorge: Bro they eat it and get energy
[2:02 PM] Brohnesorge: Duh

[2:02 PM] HexaDoken: this is becoming better and better by the minute


[2:03 PM] Sledge: Since you're painstating them while doing very very little damage, but the effect on their heart rate will last a little longer
[2:03 PM] Sledge: So if you stim someone and then flick boogers at them
[2:03 PM] Sledge: It's basically the same as if they started jumping or squatting to raise their heart rate

[2:04 PM] phantombeta: can you flick boogers at someone until they have a heart attack

[2:04 PM] Sledge: Probably.

[2:04 PM] phantombeta: See, that's the real question
[2:04 PM] phantombeta: Someone should try it out

[2:05 PM] Sledge: The fact that there's actually booger meta is great
[2:05 PM] Sledge: and I love it

[2:05 PM] HexaDoken: hmm
[2:06 PM] HexaDoken: do you pain if damage recieved is zero?

[2:06 PM] Sledge: Engine-side or HD?

[2:06 PM] HexaDoken: HD
[2:07 PM] HexaDoken: i don't think you do, otherwise forcepain wouldn't exist

[2:07 PM] Sledge: I reckon it's 0-1 damage already, which makes me wonder

[2:07 PM] HexaDoken: well yeah boogers do deal damage

[2:07 PM] Sledge: I wonder if the reason you only painstate sometimes is if it hits the vest

[2:07 PM] Eric: you can knock each other around with punches even without friendly fire on

[2:07 PM] HexaDoken: actually about 2 usually

[2:07 PM] Sledge: and then it does 0 damage

[2:07 PM] HexaDoken: but what if e.g. teamdamage is 0

[2:07 PM] Sledge: Boogers do pain with teamdamage at 0

[2:07 PM] HexaDoken: hah
[2:07 PM] HexaDoken: okay

[2:07 PM] Caligari87: what even is this fucking cursed chat
[2:07 PM] Caligari87: booger meta
[2:08 PM] HexaDoken: theoretically it's possible to cause a heart attack with boogers
[2:08 PM] Caligari87: only in HD
[2:08 PM] Caligari87: my god
[2:08 PM] Caligari87: lol

[2:08 PM] HexaDoken: but it would require flinging boogers faster than people are actually able
[2:08 PM] HexaDoken: even if you had a fireteam of 7 people focus boogering the eight one i think they would recover heartrate faster than they would get it

[2:09 PM] Caligari87: https://tenor.com/view/wth-what-the-hell-joseph-gilgun-rudy-wade-gif-5627670