Episode 35

Episode 35) Execute Order 66 Destroy the Tree:

	We return to Conspiracy Files Season 2: Rebirth today another Episode of Edeneth the ultra-famous 10/10 IGN confirmed series brought to you by a team of awesome possum peeps, but today the new update of Minecraft came out the Update improved the colors intensifying them reaching a new level of color!!! But for the love of Notch could Microsoft create a Cloud Update because Holy Jesus they are so boring!!

	Alright Bois listen the Clouds are meant to be cute puffballs of cuteness, not bland boring boards of White Supremacy.
The Update has provided a new system of Achievements (because Advancements are very dumb and in our heart of hearts it’s Achievements) for them to explore and achieve, so tonight on this Episode we will continue to explore the rest of the Update! But as the Brothers continue to explore the really interesting Update the Admirals gathered as many ships as they could a massive Armada of 400+ Vessels will take part in this Naval Operation, called Operation Rolling Thunder the destruction of the CorSec Super Weapon Uniting Force and it’s defensive Fleet but it’s easier said than done for Uniting Forces Super Laser which could snipe their Armada 400 miles away and there ships would be vaporized not even the Dreadnaughts Armor and Shields could sustain a hit. Uniting Force’s Super Laser is based on the Genesis Grinder’s Super Laser which could blow up Islands Eden Fleet learned the hard way of Uniting Force’s fearsome power, but hopefully with Neos Force they could even the score but Neos Force had to be taken out of Trail Phase 3 months early this worried the Admirals for they don’t know how battle ready it is.

	The Brothers are in a pickle they need cactus but due to Climate Change tit pushed the Desserts away from them, as Raph continues to read the Patch Notes Lorny climbs a tree in the mean time they also removed Herobrine again this is like the 100th time they removed can a guy get a hint he is not wanted in the game the loser we all know Notch was the better Brother Kappa. It was in the middle of the night Loryn was killing more trees and with less trees Climate Change worsens moving the Dessert further from them away from the Desserts lovely cactus, but Lorny noticed something where were the enemies and you know Loryn the Conspiracy Dictator he needs more ENEMIES TO KILL!!!

	He then joined Raph at the Grinder there Raph turned and got the bejesus scared out him for it was Loryn in his mighty Imperial Golden Enchanted Powered Armor, Raph thought a Golden Ninja Skeleton managed to escape and was standing right behind him ready to kill his face but it was not a Skelly it was Loryn! But Raph soon asked him the most important question for the Leader of the Imperial Forces he needed to complete the Commanders Armor so he could be the Immortal Regretful Warrior the Imperium needed to save and protect it from its enemies who wish to see it destroyed forever, but Loryn denied him the resources needed for it saying he would need a good looting sword of looting first and then they could advance to the Armor.

	But Loryn the Imperial troll himself played the Ultimate Prank on Raph while he was AFK Lorny pushed him into the Concentration Camp Cow Pens hoping he might assimilate and become a Regretful Cow of legends, when Raph returned he informed Lorny of how the Imperial Veterans Clone Association has succeeded in housing over 500,000 Wounded beyond repair Clones, he also informed Loryn of his attempts to bond with the Injured Clones he walked to each room he swore an oath he would continue the good fight he promised he would lead their Brothers to ultimate victory against their enemies and bring Peace and Order to the Imperium and to the world.

	Lorny walked into this room there he took out the 6 Fragments of the Book of Kings he was able to get the 6 fragments by stealing it from the Order of Bones Library Necrosis, after reading them he then started to stare out window he discovered form reading the Powerful Book that the remaining Fragments are in Valkarion he was angry no furious he was trapped in this Universe he couldn’t strike them at their homes like they could to him, he heard reports of Valkarion Soldiers fighting the Clones at the Order of Bones Front they are putting a good fight against the Clones, but they are no match for battle hardened Clone Soldiers equipped with the best weapons of war available not only that but the Clone Commanders leading the assault into Order of Bones Territory are Extremely Experienced they have learned much and with that knowledge they have out thought the Valkarion Commanders.

	Sly has arrived on the world but he got rekt for he has the illness known as LAG but he is here and with his help they can lead the Clones Pilots and Seaman to battle, talking to them at his war room Lorny told them they need to crush the CorSec Fleet and sink their Super Weapon but this time they will purge the world of their fleets this time they will eradicate the Rebels once and for all, for too long they have been a massive thorn at their sides destroying their convoys, crippling their fleets, and is one of the main threats to their Carrier Force, ever since Minecraft Saga 1 but they will be conquered  and subjugated to extermination via Concentration Camps their suffering will power the Neo Genesis Grinder Soul Reactor.

	News from the Front my name is Julia Smith and today in Conspiracy Files News we bring to you the Number 1 source of Indoctrination and Mind Control Propaganda to the masses, tonight we continue to talk about the CorSec Super Weapon Uniting Force and the massive 400+ Vessel Army and it’s unknown number of Submarines stalking the seas for any enemy ship to sink tonight we have a Guest Speaker the newly promoted Admiral, here is Admiral Mancuso thank you for coming what can you tell us?

	“It’s good to be here Julia thank you for having me I need to inform you and the good people of the Imperium that the Imperium is facing a threat the world has never seen before, the power of Uniting Force is immense it has already killed over 43,000 Imperials Soldiers and Community Members but we are in the process of plaining an attack on the Super Weapon and it’s defending Fleet but we would need a miracle.” Said Admiral Mancuso he then took out a poster ad placed it on the table it was a picture of the Super Weapon the then started to point at the center of the Super Weapon, it was a spire and on top of the spire was a blue crystal.

	“What is that?” Asked Julia Smith the ship looked amazing it was a deep blue it had 28, 30 inch guns rail guns and 40, 25 inch rail guns it was also brisling with hundreds of AAA it also had 5 massive shield Generators it was indeed formidable.

	“That my Dear is the Super Laser called Dividing Force I have seen its effect on Eden Fleet only 1 ship remained and from it were able to return to friendly lines but they were severely damaged to the point we could not repair them, we had to salvage them thousands of Clones lost their lives on those ships only 435 Clones survived the attack 143 died from Soul Corruption the rest are in critical care the Scientists are trying to figure out what’s causing their souls to decay and die.” Said Admiral Mancuso he soon took back the image of the Super Weapon and placed it back in his briefcase.

	“And with that we unfortunately have to cut this Interview short for Admiral Mancuso needs to be deployed to the front, I and many Loyal Patriots of the Imperium wish you and your men luck Admiral May the Emperor grant you the power to destroy the enemy of the Imperium.” said Julia he smiled at that.

	“Thank you Julia but the Emperor his Brother Raph and their Friend will be joining us in battle and I can say for myself and the Clones we are glad they are morale has gone up for my Flying Boys and naval crew, fighting with the Emperor I thought I would never see it.” Said Admiral Mancuso he soon got up and saluted Julia returned the Salute he then left the News Room.
And with that this has been Julia Smith and this is Conspiracy Files News the #1 biased Source of brainwashing and indoctrination as well as the only source of information you will ever need ever anything else is Rebel Propaganda and that is against the Law whose punishment is not limited to total mind rework at the institute Long Live The Imperium.

Raph’s War Journal Part 24) Begun Operation Rolling Thunder:

	The Might of the Imperial Navy has been assembled at the Naval Port of Naga the newest Naval Port built there we got our supplies of food, ammunition, Jet Fuel for our Warships and Air Planes, this is going to be one epic battle to the death we must be victorious if we don’t the Imperium will crumble for Uniting Force will steam to the Capital and blow it to kingdom come we must hold the line we must fight to the last ship and to the last aircraft.

	On the Carrier Tyranny I look at my aircraft the newly built XF 23 Night Hawk Stealth Craft the only one of its kind, my Brother would be piloting the XF-Millennium the First Imperial Nuclear Powered Gundam. I also got reports form High Admiral Johnston that the Neos Prototype Weapon would be meeting them in 2 weeks, and with its power they might be able to turn the tide.
On the Main Dreadnaught Pride of the Imperium Sly is leading the 3rd Main Fleet and its fleet Mancuso would be leading the 5th Main Fleet, he just arrived on his Vessel it was time to steam to the East we must stop them before it’s too late but I fear for our losses there are going to be many bodies to bury our Fleet is going to take a serious hit in number it might take some time to rebuild this glorious Navy.

	Next time on Conspiracy File Season 2 rebirth the End Game the final confrontation between the Forces of the Imperial Navy against the CorSec Main Fleet, in a battle to decide the fate of the world! As this goes on the Think Tank is hard at work trying to break through the Shield surrounding their Universe, and it looks like progress is being made it appears they have discovered the flaw… but what kind of flaw well find out next time in Conspiracy Files season 2 Rebirth!
*Note 10 more Episode’s till the 100th Episode Extravaganza!*