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- >be you
- >have huge bitch gf (feminist too)
- >living together in your house
- >she cheats on you and basically walks all over you
- >she says you have an 'open relationship'
- >threw a total shit fit when she found a female name in your contacts
- >be today
- >you are watch tv
- >she comes into house with a tall black guy, says they are 'friends' go to her room
- >her room
- >you sleep in another room because you hate her so
- >she'll find a way to bleed you dry of cash if you kick her out
- >alimony
- >deal with it
- >hope she leaves you
- >at least you have your show
- >My Little Aircraft: Warfare is Tactical
- >your favorite planepony is Boeing 747. She is called Boeing by her friends
- >these adorkable planeponies kept you sane
- >they were one of the only lights in your dark life
- >the other was your fedora collection
- >But it was sold by bitchgf
- >back to the episode
- >predator drone pony has just showed up
- >all the planeponies are hiding from her
- >your gf comes out and you switch to some other stupid show
- >your gf tells you that she's pregnant
- >shes naming you as the father
- >you hadnt had sex with her for over a year
- >you get mad tell her to leave
- >she refuses
- >throw her out of the house
- >shes gone for a couple days
- >you are out one night and look up at the sky
- >a plane is flying overhead
- >you kek to yourself, only you understanding the symbolism planes have to you
- >you start think about Boeing
- >multiverse theory
- >you feel happy for a few seconds before you have a feely crash
- >the long country road stretches out into the horizon your house was still nearby, just not near the road
- >you walk back home
- >the next morning
- >get a letter, gf is suing you for rape, domestic abuse, assault, battery, and for alimony+child support, the house and both your cars
- >burn the letter
- >you go to banks and withdraw all of your money from all your accounts
- >buy 5 gallons of gasoline
- >wait until night
- >you wanted to see it shine
- >out on the country road you see another plane
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