The Big Bad Fox and Other Tales (2017)

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          (HAMMERING)

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         PIG:<i> Hurry up.</i>
      <i> We're running late!</i>

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     <i> -On stage, everybody!</i>
  -DUCK:<i> Anyone seen the baby?</i>

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  RABBIT:<i> What about the tree?</i>

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   CHICKEN:<i> I believe Rabbit</i>
           <i> has it.</i>

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  -DUCK:<i> I can smell the baby.</i>
            -(GASPS)

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    PIG:<i> Shh! They're here,</i>
          <i> hurry up!</i>

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  DUCK:<i> I can't find the baby!</i>

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FOX:<i> Maybe she's with the props.</i>

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    -PIG:<i> She's not a prop.</i>
 -So, where does this tree go?

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    Behind! It goes behind.
           (GRUNTS)

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-Hey, uh, did you see the baby?
      -Yeah, over there.

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         -(CLATTERING)
     -Where did Pig get to?

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-Oh yeah, he just went that way.
           -Right-oh!

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   CHICKEN:<i> We're not ready.</i>
   <i> The audience is waiting.</i>

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    <i> You, you, get out there</i>
      <i> and keep them busy!</i>

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        -FOX:<i> What? Now?</i>
         -CHICKEN:<i> Now!</i>

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           (CHUCKLES)

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  (SIGHS) Welcome, everybody.

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 We are called the Honeysuckle
     Farm Theatre Company

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     and today-- Tonight,
    we are proud to present

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   three plays! The first one
   is called,<i> Baby Delivery!</i>

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   -It's about a stork and--
            -Psst,

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   we're gonna have to change
           the title.

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 -Huh? We can't just change it!
     -We don't have a baby!

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       Are you kidding?
  What shall we call it then?

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    Oh yeah, good question.
           Hold on!

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         -(CLATTERING)
         -DUCK:<i> Got it!</i>

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   We'll use this watermelon!

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        Ah! Good! Um...

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   So, our first play is now,
     <i> Watermelon Delivery!</i>

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       The story of a...

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   baby melon who's delivered
       by a stork to a...

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   -Psst, we found the baby.
    -Ah. Where was she then?

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 She was behind the watermelon.

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   Well, without further ado
     here's,<i> Baby Delivery</i>

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          (ALL GASPS)

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        We're not ready,
        we're not ready!

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 (CHUCKLES) So sorry, you, uh,
       didn't see that!

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     -CHICKEN:<i> The ladder!</i>
 -PIG:<i> Someone take the ladder.</i>

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    -CHICKEN:<i> I'll get it.</i>
   -RABBIT:<i> I'm still on it.</i>

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          -(SCREAMING)
          -(THUDDING)

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       Okay, we're ready.

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     Ladies and gentlemen,
        <i> Baby Delivery!</i>

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        (BIRDS CHIRPING)

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       (ROOSTING CROWING)

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            (COUGHS)

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PIG:<i> To most, being called a pig</i>
         <i> is an insult.</i>

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   <i> We're considered selfish,</i>
      <i> filthy, lazy and...</i>

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  <i> some pigs are. But not me.</i>

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     <i> I love nothing more</i>
  <i> than tending to my garden.</i>

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          <i> My crops...</i>

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     <i> are like my children.</i>

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    <i> Ah, well I've just cut</i>
         <i> the head off</i>

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<i>of one of my children and yes,</i>

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   <i> clearly they're not my--</i>
     <i> my actual children.</i>

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 <i> Oh, I've got to stop talking</i>
          <i> to myself.</i>

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            <i> Still,</i>
  <i> I'd rather listen to myself</i>

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   <i> than that pair of idiots</i>
       <i> over the fence.</i>

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        -What you doing?
       -Oh, I'm garden--

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        -Not gardening!
         -Can I help?

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      No, no, no, no, no!
   Thanks, I'm fine, really.

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      -What're you doing?
       -We're gardening.

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        Ah! Love that,
     I'll give you a hand.

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    Oh no, there's no need.
     It's quite all right!

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      -(SCISSORS SNIPPING)
      -DUCK: What's that?

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         -Can I cut it?
 -D-- d-- don't you dare touch!

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  They're hard enough to grow
    without you butting in.

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      Okay! I'll crack on
     with the weeding then.

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       Yes, you do that.
     Stick to the weeding.

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   RABBIT: And what about me?

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   -My beans are ruined! Huh?
       -(DUCK WHISTLING)

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     Oh, stop! Stop! Stop,
      what are you doing?

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 I'm getting rid of the weeds.

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     You told me to get rid
         of the weeds,

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-so that's just what I'm doing.
    -But those are carrots

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      not weeds, you fool!

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      (DUCK AND PIG COUGH)

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      Stop! Are you crazy!
        That is poison!

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          -(MUMBLING)
             -Huh?

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 -It gets rid of all the bugs!
  -You're the only bug here!

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        Go on, get out!

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    Really? Cause I did find
         some big bugs

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  -in your bushes over there.
       -That's a tomato.

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         In that case,
I stopped your tomato invasion!

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       -PIG: All of them?
        -You're welcome.

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  Okay, so, what can I do now?

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  Nothing at all! Both of you,

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             -out!
  -Okay, all right! (EXHALES)

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 -We were only trying to help.
 -Well, go and help elsewhere!

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           But look,
I haven't pruned this tree yet.

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     Now you listen to me,
no one goes near my apple tree.

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             -Hmm?
             -Hmm?

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            (COOING)

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          Am I a dad?

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 But? Where did that come from?

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      (BLOWS RASPBERRIES)

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           (RUSTLING)

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            (GROANS)

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         -I'm in pain!
  -Wh-- what happened to you?

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 I was flying through the air,
  when out of nowhere your...

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      -pine tree hit me!
     -You mean apple tree.

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I don't think I can fly anymore.

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 The violence of the collision
        broke my wing.

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 You can stay here and recover,
      as long as you like.

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   -It doesn't look that bad.
         -Not that bad?

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   It's an absolute disaster,
      darling! A tragedy!

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   You know this little girl
    will become an orphan,

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if I do not deliver her on time!

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   Unless I find a volunteer
  to deliver her in my place.

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   Hmm? But I can't do that,
    I'm just a little pig.

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            Come on,
    it's not that difficult.

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    What, delivering babies?

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    Oh, don't underestimate
           yourself.

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    It is! Stop pushing me!

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    You're going to abandon
          this baby?

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 Hey, we can deliver the baby,
          easy peasy.

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    Actually, you know what,
          I'll do it.

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         Certainly not!
      You can't handle it,

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      -you're just a pig.
 -Yes I can, you said I could.

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 No, you can't. That's enough.

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   Here. Her name is Pauline.
       There's her bottle

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    and her address. Well,
 thanks again, and bon voyage.

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    Wait there, wait there.
   You don't seem to know...

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     -Oh, it's you again.
  -You cannot trust those two

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 with this baby! You don't seem
 to know that they're a menace!

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  You have no right demeaning
others when you were too selfish

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 -to agree in the first place.
      -But look at them,

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         they're fools.
    Where have they gone to?

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              Hmm?

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      RABBIT:<i> Genius idea</i>
       <i> but are you sure</i>

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     <i> the tree is pointing</i>
        <i> the right way?</i>

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          -Absolutely.
  -So, she'll land in Avignon?

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    Yes, of course she will.
          No problem.

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        Now, up you go.

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    -You sit there Pauline.
      -Stop! Wait! Wait!

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        Drop that rope!

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      You can't put a baby
         on a catapult.

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   What are you thinking of?

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We only wanted to send her home.

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        -Come here, you.
        -(PAULINE COOS)

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Now, please take this baby back
         to the stork!

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   Oh, okay, okay, we'll go.

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           (SCREAMS)

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   (GRUNTS, SCREAMS, GROANS)

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  You know, I'm not sure about
  catapults for personal use.

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       They're dangerous
 and generally not a good idea.

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Hey, we could always walk there.

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       Yeah! Great idea.

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   No, no, no. Very bad idea.
      We're going nowhere!

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  We're taking this baby back
         to the stork!

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-We simply can't look after her!
 -Of course, we can! Let's go!

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And you know the way to Avignon?

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       Sure! Hmm, it's--
    We'll ask along the way.

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            (GRUNTS)

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Bonjour! You are off to Avignon,
              No?

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  We know all about that town!
   We go there every summer!

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      It's not complicated
     to get there. You see,

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 when you're at the crossroads,
   the fourth to your right,

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  that's Avenue De Champignon.
 Don't take it! Go straight on.

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   Then, you take the second
         to the right

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and then you take another right
    and then straight away

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-at the roundabout, you take a--
           -(SNEEZES)

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   (SNIFFS) It's the pollen.

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           (SNEEZES)

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     Okay, I found someone
       who can help us!

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Ah, yeah, I'd like to introduce
           Mr. Wolf.

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       -Hello, gentlemen.
            -Hello.

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    Do you mind if I rustle
 something up before we leave?

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  Yes, yes. That's no problem.
            Please.

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         -It's a wolf.
-Well yes, his name is Mr. Wolf.

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    We shouldn't stay here,
     he's going to eat us.

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          I doubt it.
  He's fixing himself a snack!

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         Almost ready.

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  No worries, take your time.

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 Hmm! Hmm! Hmm! He's got fangs
  and fur, a tail and fangs!

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        Sorry Mr. Wolf,
     he's always in a rush.

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    We, on the other hand...

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            (ROARS)

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I think you may have been right,
           you know.

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           (PANTING)

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 Thank you. What do we do now?

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       There! The lorry!

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           -(GRUNTS)
           -(PANTING)

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          (WHIMPERING)

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            (GROWLS)

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           (ALL SIGH)

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  I thought he was a nice guy
           at first.

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           PIG: Huh?

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          -(ALL GASP)
         -(PIG SCREAMS)

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           (GROANING)

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   Great idea, the truck was.

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            -Oh no!
             -What?

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    I left the baby's bottle
   in the back of the truck.

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          -(PIG SIGHS)
             -Phew!

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  If you'd forgotten the baby
that would have been really bad.

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           ALL: Huh?

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     I don't believe this!
        How could you?

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 -Don't panic, we'll find her!
     -(CAR ENGINE REVVING)

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    Told you we'd find her.

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          -(WHISTLING)
        -(PEE TRICKLING)

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         -ALL: Pauline!
          -(SCREECHES)

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          We thought,
   we'd never see you again.

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    We were all so worried.

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     Right, let's go! Hmm?

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  Now let's deliver that baby!
          Hold tight.

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  -How does this thing start?
        -(LEVER TWISTS)

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          -(WHISTLING)
        -(PEE TRICKLING)

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            Oh, no!

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     Right, all systems go.
      Where are we off to?

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      We need to go there.

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   No, no, no, you're wrong,
  you're wrong, it's this way.

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        (PAULINE LAUGHS)

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 I read the map, it's this way!

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   And I'm driving the truck,
       so it's this way.

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       -DUCK:<i> I told you</i>
       <i> it's over there!</i>
 -RABBIT:<i> No, no, you're wrong!</i>

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        DUCK:<i> You're all</i>
       <i> over the place!</i>
      <i> Give me the wheel!</i>

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      -(PAULINE SCREECHES)
      -(GRUNTS) Give it--

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        (BOTH GRUNTING)

220
00:11:15,162 --> 00:11:18,196
 -Very well, here's the wheel.
        -Oh, no thanks,

221
00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:19,931
       you're the driver.

222
00:11:23,837 --> 00:11:25,737
          (SPLASHING)

223
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,340
        (BIRDS CHIRPING)

224
00:11:35,449 --> 00:11:36,414
            (GROANS)

225
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:41,786
    Oh! The baby, Pauline,
 where are you? Where are you?

226
00:11:42,222 --> 00:11:43,822
        -She's not here.
            -(GASPS)

227
00:11:43,824 --> 00:11:47,058
       -And not up there.
      -Where could she be?

228
00:11:47,394 --> 00:11:49,394
        There! Pauline!

229
00:11:52,165 --> 00:11:54,866
           -(CROAKS)
         -(MIMICS FROG)

230
00:11:54,868 --> 00:11:55,800
  PIG: Now, this is your job.

231
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,635
    You're the one who takes
       to water like a--

232
00:11:57,637 --> 00:11:59,771
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
         Just hold on!

233
00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:01,740
   -Now, what's the problem?
          -Yes, well,

234
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:03,341
   um, you're going to laugh
       when I tell you,

235
00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:05,744
    it's comical, actually.
To tell you the absolute truth,

236
00:12:05,746 --> 00:12:10,148
-I, um, you know. I can't swim.
   -What? But you're a duck!

237
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:13,885
It's okay! I'll take care of it!
   This is the way to do it.

238
00:12:13,887 --> 00:12:17,956
Oh. With no unpleasant drowning.

239
00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:19,057
  Who-- wh-- whoa, whoa, whoa.

240
00:12:19,059 --> 00:12:22,293
There's going to be no drowning.
         I'll go, too.

241
00:12:22,295 --> 00:12:28,399
  (GRUNTS) Right. Left. Right.
    Very good, slowly there.

242
00:12:28,401 --> 00:12:33,805
Left. Uh, nearly there, Pauline,
         we're coming.

243
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:37,408
            -Okay...
        -Safe and sound!

244
00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:40,645
         You see that?
    You hardly even got wet.

245
00:12:50,023 --> 00:12:54,392
Have you got a little thank you
    for me, Pauline? Yeah?

246
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:00,765
           (SCREAMS)

247
00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:02,267
            Such...

248
00:13:02,435 --> 00:13:03,802
             big...

249
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,270
             teeth!

250
00:13:05,372 --> 00:13:06,805
            (GROANS)

251
00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:14,846
      (CRICKETS CHIRPING)

252
00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:17,448
      DUCK: Hey! You okay?

253
00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:19,217
           Are you...

254
00:13:19,386 --> 00:13:20,785
             angry?

255
00:13:21,688 --> 00:13:25,290
      Aw, don't be angry.
     We make a great team.

256
00:13:25,292 --> 00:13:27,025
    -We'll make it! Look...
     -(METALLIC THUDDING)

257
00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,127
     ...we've built a car
    to get us there faster!

258
00:13:29,129 --> 00:13:33,932
   Oh, yes, it'll work great,
  a little petrol, a match...

259
00:13:33,934 --> 00:13:36,034
          (EXPLOSION)

260
00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:40,872
     (SIGHS) That's enough.

261
00:13:41,174 --> 00:13:42,707
           It's over.

262
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:44,809
  What do you mean, it's over?

263
00:13:44,811 --> 00:13:47,245
      Let's cut our losses
         and head back.

264
00:13:47,247 --> 00:13:50,782
 What about Pauline? We've got
  to take her to her parents!

265
00:13:50,784 --> 00:13:51,716
    Take her to her parents?

266
00:13:51,718 --> 00:13:53,451
       We don't even know
        where they are.

267
00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:54,886
        We've been gone
      for over five hours

268
00:13:54,888 --> 00:13:57,021
      and we're 200 meters
         from the farm!

269
00:13:57,023 --> 00:13:59,057
  (SIGHS) You're exaggerating.

270
00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:03,294
      PIG: Oh sorry, yes,
  that's 300 meters, at least.

271
00:14:03,296 --> 00:14:05,797
What about what the stork said?
           Remember?

272
00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,232
      She'll be an orphan
       if we do nothing.

273
00:14:07,234 --> 00:14:10,535
      Well, thanks to you
she almost got eaten by a wolf,

274
00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:11,536
      trampled by a bull,

275
00:14:11,538 --> 00:14:13,705
      we had to rescue her
         from drowning,

276
00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,707
 not to mention your catapult.

277
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,375
      You'd be better off
        doing nothing.

278
00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:19,010
         You do things
 without thinking them through!

279
00:14:19,012 --> 00:14:22,180
 You do things without thinking
     at all! You are awful.

280
00:14:22,182 --> 00:14:25,316
Oh, yeah? Well, you're all talk
          and no do!

281
00:14:25,318 --> 00:14:30,722
 -Yeah, no do! At least we try.
-Well try on your own. Goodbye!

282
00:14:30,724 --> 00:14:34,225
            (COOING)

283
00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:38,296
            (SIGHS)

284
00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:42,333
       Oh, sorry Pauline.

285
00:14:42,335 --> 00:14:43,801
    We have to stop kidding
          ourselves,

286
00:14:43,803 --> 00:14:47,005
     we just can't manage!
    The farm's right there,

287
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,406
      we'll take you back
        to the humans.

288
00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:51,709
    They'll know what to do.
      The humans are nice.

289
00:14:51,711 --> 00:14:52,977
            (SNIFFS)

290
00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:58,950
Hey, there are two humans there.

291
00:14:59,686 --> 00:15:01,252
          (GUN COCKS)

292
00:15:02,422 --> 00:15:04,789
  Uh, no, no, not those ones.

293
00:15:08,728 --> 00:15:10,161
         (TWIG CRACKS)

294
00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:26,444
           -(INHALES)
           -(SNEEZES)

295
00:15:29,282 --> 00:15:30,648
           (GUNSHOT)

296
00:15:34,054 --> 00:15:34,786
             -Hmm?
             -Huh?

297
00:15:34,788 --> 00:15:38,489
    -What on earth is this?
       -(GASPS) Rabbit!

298
00:15:38,491 --> 00:15:42,760
 You killed him! You murderers!

299
00:15:42,762 --> 00:15:45,697
  -Rabbit! Rabbit! Talk to us!
          -Pauline...

300
00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:49,567
     -You saved her life!
  -Then my work here is done.

301
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:52,770
N-- No! No! Stay with us Rabbit!

302
00:15:52,772 --> 00:15:55,073
      -I'm-- I'm going...
          -(SOBS) No.

303
00:15:55,075 --> 00:15:57,375
    I'm going to the light
   at the end of the tunnel.

304
00:15:57,377 --> 00:16:00,478
       -Turn back to us!
   -Someone's talking to me.

305
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:06,951
     It's-- it's a carrot.
She wants me to eat her! Coming!

306
00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,953
        What on earth...

307
00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:10,822
        A tranquilizer?

308
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:15,326
      Stop! He's not dead!
       He's only drugged.

309
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:21,466
       They only shot him
   with a tranquilizing dart.

310
00:16:21,468 --> 00:16:22,967
           -Carrots.
          -(WHISTLES)

311
00:16:22,969 --> 00:16:24,068
He's really out of it, isn't he?

312
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:27,538
    Wow, there's enough here
    to knock out an alpaca.

313
00:16:29,109 --> 00:16:33,177
    -DUCK: Hey, it's broken!
   -PIG: Yes, well observed.

314
00:16:33,179 --> 00:16:35,213
  Right, where's that rabbit?

315
00:16:35,749 --> 00:16:37,715
DUCK: Isn't that him over there?

316
00:16:37,717 --> 00:16:39,884
   PIG: Ah, I don't think so.

317
00:16:40,653 --> 00:16:41,519
         DUCK: Ask him!

318
00:16:41,521 --> 00:16:42,253
      PIG: Why don't you?

319
00:16:42,255 --> 00:16:43,955
       DUCK: But you ask
       better questions.

320
00:16:43,957 --> 00:16:46,391
 PIG: Uh, Rabbit? Is that you?

321
00:16:46,393 --> 00:16:48,259
       -RABBIT: Carrots!
        -(PAULINE COOS)

322
00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:51,662
   -(TARSIER SPEAKS CHINESE)
-PIG: It's okay, we're leaving!

323
00:16:51,664 --> 00:16:55,733
    (TARSIER SPEAKS CHINESE)

324
00:16:55,735 --> 00:16:58,169
 DUCK: What did they shoot him
             with?

325
00:16:58,171 --> 00:17:00,104
             -Huh?
             -Huh?

326
00:17:00,507 --> 00:17:02,807
        (SPEAKS CHINESE)

327
00:17:05,812 --> 00:17:07,812
        (BIRDS CHIRPING)

328
00:17:15,522 --> 00:17:18,456
         Welcome back.
      How are you feeling?

329
00:17:18,591 --> 00:17:21,726
  All right. Where's the farm?

330
00:17:21,728 --> 00:17:24,729
      We're in the forest,
        do you remember?

331
00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:26,330
      And, who's this guy?

332
00:17:26,332 --> 00:17:30,768
      -Don't really know.
       -(SPEAKS CHINESE)

333
00:17:38,945 --> 00:17:39,544
        Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

334
00:17:39,546 --> 00:17:41,712
   He's saying the same thing
      over and over again,

335
00:17:41,714 --> 00:17:42,914
    but we don't understand.

336
00:17:42,916 --> 00:17:45,650
  He says he comes from China,
       escaped from a zoo

337
00:17:45,652 --> 00:17:48,786
and that humans have been trying
        to capture him.

338
00:17:48,788 --> 00:17:54,292
      (BOTH SPEAK CHINESE)

339
00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:05,103
   -Wait! You speak Chinese?
    -Of course. Don't you?

340
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:06,938
        (SPEAKS CHINESE)

341
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:08,773
    -What is he saying now?
       -He says, thanks.

342
00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:11,576
   -Why is he saying thanks?
     -He wants to go home,

343
00:18:11,578 --> 00:18:13,010
         so I told him
     he could mail himself.

344
00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:15,880
    We put him in a parcel,
 write a Chinese address on it

345
00:18:15,882 --> 00:18:18,082
   and zoom! He's back home.

346
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:19,984
         Directly home?

347
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:23,121
             (COOS)

348
00:18:23,756 --> 00:18:25,523
        You're a genius.

349
00:18:28,461 --> 00:18:34,465
    (BOTH SPEAKING CHINESE)

350
00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:41,305
  Come on, you will be happier
         in your home!

351
00:18:41,374 --> 00:18:43,541
   It's time to say goodbye.

352
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:47,378
        You've got to go
    to Mum and Dad. (SNIFFS)

353
00:18:48,982 --> 00:18:52,483
            -(COOS)
         -(ALL SOBBING)

354
00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:54,986
       Goodbye, Pauline.

355
00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:58,356
        Right... (SIGHS)

356
00:18:58,358 --> 00:19:01,025
  ...now we need to find a way
     to drop the boxes off.

357
00:19:01,027 --> 00:19:03,027
   RABBIT: I've got an idea!

358
00:19:03,563 --> 00:19:06,197
         (DUCK GRUNTS)

359
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,968
Oh no, this is not a good idea.
   In fact, it's a bad one.

360
00:19:10,970 --> 00:19:14,739
Okay, let me get this straight.
      This one's Avignon.

361
00:19:14,741 --> 00:19:17,108
   This one's going to China.

362
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:23,714
 This box is going to Avignon,
            right?

363
00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:27,084
 So, it's that one, is it then?
 Right, that's what I thought.

364
00:19:27,086 --> 00:19:28,152
           Very well.

365
00:19:28,154 --> 00:19:29,387
Come on son, people are waiting.

366
00:19:29,389 --> 00:19:33,691
  So, you're absolutely sure,
   Avignon, China, Avignon.

367
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:35,793
          Off they go!

368
00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:40,698
       PIG:<i> You did what?</i>

369
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:43,935
    The boxes could have got
           mixed up.

370
00:19:43,937 --> 00:19:46,837
 So there's a 50 percent chance
         that you fools

371
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:48,372
    posted Pauline to China?

372
00:19:48,374 --> 00:19:50,875
    And a 50 percent chance
          she's fine!

373
00:19:50,877 --> 00:19:52,543
      (MAILMAN WHISTLING)

374
00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:55,613
  -We need to get those boxes.
         -(DOOR SHUTS)

375
00:20:04,824 --> 00:20:06,524
         ALL: Pauline!

376
00:20:06,526 --> 00:20:09,360
      Don't worry Pauline,
 I've got this. I'm in control.

377
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:12,530
       MAILMAN:<i> Oh yeah,</i>
<i> one more parcel then we're off!</i>

378
00:20:12,532 --> 00:20:14,398
          (DOOR SHUTS)

379
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,640
     PIG:<i> I was in control.</i>

380
00:20:30,483 --> 00:20:31,382
   RABBIT:<i> What's the matter?</i>

381
00:20:31,384 --> 00:20:33,150
   <i> Didn't you want a holiday</i>
           <i> as well?</i>

382
00:20:33,152 --> 00:20:35,119
        -(ALL GRUNTING)
        -(VAN SCREECHES)

383
00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:42,059
    -(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
   -(ALL GRUNTING, GROANING)

384
00:20:45,565 --> 00:20:47,365
  DUCK:<i> I think we've arrived!</i>

385
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:50,201
       -(ENGINE REVVING)
        -(ALL GROANING)

386
00:20:51,037 --> 00:20:53,137
   DUCK:<i> Now, we've arrived!</i>

387
00:20:53,306 --> 00:20:55,506
            -Ha! Uh?
            -Ha! Uh?

388
00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:59,243
   PIG:<i> I don't believe this!</i>

389
00:20:59,245 --> 00:21:02,079
Don't worry! It's just a detour!

390
00:21:02,548 --> 00:21:04,915
   A detour? It's a disaster.

391
00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:09,453
  I can't even speak Chinese,
 let alone raise a baby there.

392
00:21:09,455 --> 00:21:12,156
  Let it blossom, let it flow.
          That's life.

393
00:21:12,158 --> 00:21:14,558
             Yeah,
 you have to let go sometimes!

394
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,661
        -We have failed.
          -BOTH: What?

395
00:21:16,663 --> 00:21:20,231
    We have failed. Pauline
  will never find her parents.

396
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:23,901
    -Why would you say that!
   -We'll work something out.

397
00:21:23,903 --> 00:21:25,703
   We'll work something out!
            Great!

398
00:21:25,705 --> 00:21:28,139
     I suppose we're going
     to take over the plane

399
00:21:28,141 --> 00:21:30,041
        and fly it, eh?

400
00:21:30,977 --> 00:21:33,544
     Take care of Pauline,
        we'll be back!

401
00:21:33,713 --> 00:21:36,480
       (PAULINE GIGGLING)

402
00:21:36,482 --> 00:21:39,183
 So, I tell my wife. "Watch it,
    because they will add it

403
00:21:39,185 --> 00:21:42,019
       -as a supplement."
          -(KNOCKING)

404
00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:45,790
 Well, that's how they get you
       with insurance...

405
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:47,558
         -(DOOR OPENS)
  -...and all the extra fees,

406
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,493
  and you know, you gotta pay
        for your seats.

407
00:21:49,495 --> 00:21:52,496
     So, what do you think?
 I know that I need a vacation.

408
00:21:52,498 --> 00:21:53,230
      That's what I think.

409
00:21:53,232 --> 00:21:55,399
   If you could go anywhere,
      where would you go?

410
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:58,736
         -(LEVER PULLS)
          -(SCREECHES)

411
00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:01,739
           (BEEPING)

412
00:22:03,076 --> 00:22:07,578
 What do you know, they did it.
   Avignon we are on our way!

413
00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:11,615
But it will clear up eventually,
 with the prescribed ointment.

414
00:22:11,617 --> 00:22:13,951
           (INHALES)

415
00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:17,355
          -(SNEEZES)
        -(BUTTON BEEPS)

416
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,760
            No, no!

417
00:22:29,202 --> 00:22:30,868
           -Pauline!
           -Pauline!

418
00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:34,405
    What do we do now, huh?

419
00:22:34,407 --> 00:22:36,407
         I don't know!

420
00:22:41,614 --> 00:22:45,616
   -The one thing I must do.
    -And what might that be?

421
00:22:45,785 --> 00:22:48,319
            Let go!

422
00:22:48,321 --> 00:22:50,855
         (BOTH SCREAM)

423
00:22:56,796 --> 00:22:57,261
            Got her.

424
00:22:57,263 --> 00:22:59,864
         -I've got her
  -Yeah, I've got her as well.

425
00:22:59,866 --> 00:23:03,267
           -(COOING)
        -(RABBIT GASPS)

426
00:23:15,214 --> 00:23:17,081
      (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

427
00:23:21,788 --> 00:23:27,691
         -Mr. Tarsier?
       -(SPEAKS CHINESE)

428
00:23:27,693 --> 00:23:30,494
   Hold on, if you're here...

429
00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:32,663
         we must be...

430
00:23:32,865 --> 00:23:35,399
   (ALL THREE) At Pauline's!

431
00:23:36,602 --> 00:23:41,172
 This time you really are home
and now we have to say good bye.

432
00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:43,374
Time to meet your real parents.

433
00:23:44,477 --> 00:23:46,377
             (COOS)

434
00:23:52,385 --> 00:23:53,651
            (SNIFFS)

435
00:23:56,722 --> 00:24:01,192
    Oh! Henry! You remember
    that weekend in Bruges?

436
00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:04,829
    64B, we made a mistake!
    She should be next door.

437
00:24:04,831 --> 00:24:08,065
    Come here my cutie-- Oh.

438
00:24:12,939 --> 00:24:16,240
  WOMAN: Look! It's our baby.
          She's here!

439
00:24:16,242 --> 00:24:19,477
     MAN: Oh, my goodness,
      she's so beautiful.

440
00:24:19,479 --> 00:24:22,813
        (WOMAN GIGGLES)
      What do we call her?

441
00:24:22,815 --> 00:24:24,448
      She looks like a...

442
00:24:24,450 --> 00:24:25,349
            Pauline.

443
00:24:25,351 --> 00:24:27,651
           So proud,
   our first baby delivered.

444
00:24:27,653 --> 00:24:30,087
             Yeah,
 we should do this more often.

445
00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:32,623
       (PAULINE GIGGLES)

446
00:24:34,727 --> 00:24:37,628
  Bye, bye, Pauline. (SNIFFS)

447
00:24:53,379 --> 00:24:57,681
  (YAWNS) Always feels quicker
        on the way home.

448
00:24:58,818 --> 00:25:02,553
 Well... (YAWNS) ...I'm tired,
          off to bed!

449
00:25:02,555 --> 00:25:04,355
   -PIG: Good night, fellas.
         -Good night.

450
00:25:04,357 --> 00:25:06,023
         (EXHALES) So,
  spot of gardening tomorrow?

451
00:25:06,025 --> 00:25:08,459
  STORK: So then, I tell them,
        look I can't go,

452
00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:11,228
       my wing is broken
   because of the, you know,

453
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:12,663
    you know, the pine tree.

454
00:25:12,665 --> 00:25:16,834
    (LAUGHS) You know, what?
   They believed me! Idiots!

455
00:25:16,836 --> 00:25:20,738
 -I wonder where they are now.
       -Uh, over there.

456
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:23,874
            -Hello!
      -Oh, uh-- (CHUCKLES)

457
00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:26,377
         -Well, hello.
       -Well, goodnight.

458
00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:31,949
  -Your wing seems all right.
-Oh, yes, much better thank you.

459
00:25:31,951 --> 00:25:36,487
   -How about you? The baby?
  -Pauline? Oh, she's at home.

460
00:25:36,489 --> 00:25:39,690
We found a revolutionary method
      of transportation.

461
00:25:39,692 --> 00:25:42,393
    It will change your life
       forever, you know.

462
00:25:42,395 --> 00:25:45,262
      -Are you interested?
        -Oh, uh, well...

463
00:25:45,264 --> 00:25:49,433
 You'll see, it's very simple.
    You take a tree, a rope

464
00:25:49,435 --> 00:25:51,735
          and whoop,
 straight to your destination.

465
00:25:51,737 --> 00:25:54,538
       It seems a little
     dangerous though, no?

466
00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:57,975
  No, no, no, not at all. See?
   Just sit here, would you?

467
00:25:57,977 --> 00:26:01,111
  -Make yourself comfortable.
  -Ah, do you mean like this?

468
00:26:01,113 --> 00:26:06,250
      -A bit to the left.
     -So, how does it work?

469
00:26:13,926 --> 00:26:16,493
         Ah-ha. There!
   That was our first piece,

470
00:26:16,495 --> 00:26:19,463
     <i> Baby Delivery.</i> Now,
    here's our second play,

471
00:26:19,465 --> 00:26:22,132
       -which we'll do--
          -(SCREAMS)

472
00:26:22,134 --> 00:26:25,102
      -Oh, are you okay?
     -Of course, I'm okay.

473
00:26:25,104 --> 00:26:27,304
      I do my own stunts.

474
00:26:27,306 --> 00:26:29,239
       What did you make
       of my performance?

475
00:26:29,241 --> 00:26:30,641
     -You need to get off.
         -Some actors

476
00:26:30,643 --> 00:26:33,043
    simply have more talent
     to bring to the part.

477
00:26:33,045 --> 00:26:35,846
   -Please, I'm trying to--
  -So, if you like what I do,

478
00:26:35,848 --> 00:26:39,516
     I will be performing
a conceptual piece this summer,

479
00:26:39,518 --> 00:26:40,618
     sitting on a chimney,

480
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:42,486
    chained to an unbearable
        wall of silence,

481
00:26:42,488 --> 00:26:47,024
         I will reflect
  on the futility of existence

482
00:26:47,026 --> 00:26:49,326
and, um-- No, let me-- (GROANS)

483
00:26:49,328 --> 00:26:50,995
Well that's rather interesting.

484
00:26:50,997 --> 00:26:53,931
      Opening in Tamworth
and then running unti-- (GRUNTS)

485
00:26:53,933 --> 00:26:56,367
   And now, get ready for...
        (CLEARS THROAT)

486
00:26:56,369 --> 00:26:59,403
     <i> ...The Big, Bad Fox!</i>

487
00:27:00,272 --> 00:27:02,006
         Oh! That's me.

488
00:27:06,212 --> 00:27:09,346
          -(RUSTLING)
       -(GUITAR PLUCKING)

489
00:27:13,419 --> 00:27:14,818
            FOX: Ow!

490
00:27:16,555 --> 00:27:18,455
            (GROWLS)

491
00:27:27,033 --> 00:27:28,332
            (GRUNTS)

492
00:27:28,701 --> 00:27:31,969
       (CHICKEN HUMMING)

493
00:27:35,675 --> 00:27:37,508
        Oh, oh. (GROANS)

494
00:27:39,478 --> 00:27:42,780
          Ah. (GRUNTS)

495
00:27:42,782 --> 00:27:44,148
           You again!

496
00:27:44,150 --> 00:27:45,315
           -(GROWLS)
     -Have you ever thought

497
00:27:45,317 --> 00:27:47,017
    about looking into some
      other line of work?

498
00:27:47,019 --> 00:27:50,854
I mean, really, you make a mess,
        you clean it up.

499
00:27:55,494 --> 00:27:57,861
           -Eh, Hi!
        -Oh, hi, there.

500
00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:00,631
           -(GRUNTS)
       -Oh, let me help.

501
00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:02,232
           -(GROWLS)
             -No?

502
00:28:08,107 --> 00:28:10,708
           -(GROWLS)
     -How many more times,

503
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:12,710
    really, haven't you got
    someone else to bother?

504
00:28:12,712 --> 00:28:16,547
  -I'm sorry, but I'm hungry.
    -Go back to the woods!

505
00:28:19,085 --> 00:28:22,953
Ouch! You little pest! Get out,
        out take that!

506
00:28:22,955 --> 00:28:24,421
        -(FOX SCREAMS)
      -And that and that!

507
00:28:24,423 --> 00:28:27,591
           -(THUDS)
       -(FOX WHIMPERING)

508
00:28:28,761 --> 00:28:31,095
  Ah. Oh. So glad you're here.

509
00:28:31,097 --> 00:28:34,898
  Uh, um, your basket's ready!
    Mainly turnips tonight.

510
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:37,434
    I've had a great harvest
           this week.

511
00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:40,104
   See you soon! Bon Appetit!

512
00:28:45,311 --> 00:28:47,111
            (SIGHS)

513
00:28:55,187 --> 00:28:58,555
      -Bonjour, my friend.
           -I failed.

514
00:28:58,557 --> 00:29:00,858
            -Again?
          -Completely!

515
00:29:00,860 --> 00:29:02,793
     -I tried it your way!
           -Really?

516
00:29:02,795 --> 00:29:06,130
    Yeah, just like you do.
        (ROARS, COUGHS)

517
00:29:06,132 --> 00:29:11,769
   -You know, just like that!
    -Oh this? (ROARS LOUDLY)

518
00:29:11,771 --> 00:29:12,669
            Exactly.

519
00:29:12,671 --> 00:29:15,172
      -But it didn't work.
           -(SCOFFS)

520
00:29:15,174 --> 00:29:16,273
   Of course it didn't work.

521
00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:18,542
     Why don't you try, eh?
 You're better at this than me!

522
00:29:18,544 --> 00:29:22,246
 You're a pro! You can just go
  in there and grab a chicken!

523
00:29:22,248 --> 00:29:24,448
     -Big, fat, juicy one?
        -Too dangerous.

524
00:29:24,450 --> 00:29:26,183
   Those idiots will spray me
          with bullets

525
00:29:26,185 --> 00:29:29,486
    as soon as they see me.
    You get in all the time.

526
00:29:29,488 --> 00:29:31,255
      -You're quite safe.
            -Safe?

527
00:29:31,257 --> 00:29:32,856
       That chicken's got
       a mean right hook!

528
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,424
 You should really try harder,
           you know.

529
00:29:34,426 --> 00:29:37,461
     They're only chickens.
  I mean, they can't even fly!

530
00:29:37,463 --> 00:29:39,263
       It's not my fault
     no one's scared of me!

531
00:29:39,265 --> 00:29:42,766
  (SIGHS) I can't even terrify
        the little ones.

532
00:29:42,935 --> 00:29:44,768
           (SCREAMS)

533
00:29:45,771 --> 00:29:49,873
    Little ones! That's it.
       You're a genius!

534
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:52,075
             -Me?
  -You can't catch a chicken,

535
00:29:52,077 --> 00:29:55,746
  obviously. But you can catch
        the most naive,

536
00:29:55,748 --> 00:29:59,216
       the most innocent
       of all creatures.

537
00:29:59,218 --> 00:30:01,185
          -Um, a pony?
              -No!

538
00:30:01,187 --> 00:30:04,755
A chick that hasn't hatched yet.

539
00:30:04,757 --> 00:30:06,356
              Ah.

540
00:30:06,592 --> 00:30:10,027
 Good night, my little angels.

541
00:30:26,879 --> 00:30:29,613
         Hmm? (GROWLS)

542
00:30:29,615 --> 00:30:31,548
           <i> Get out!</i>

543
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,519
   Madame, if you don't mind,

544
00:30:35,521 --> 00:30:37,221
  could you throw your rubbish
          somewhere--

545
00:30:37,223 --> 00:30:39,923
         -(WOLF HOWLS)
    -(GASPING) What's that?

546
00:30:41,093 --> 00:30:44,494
   It's the wolf! Come quick,
    we need to hide, quick!

547
00:30:52,204 --> 00:30:54,571
       Psst! Hey, Genius!

548
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:58,108
            (PANTS)

549
00:31:04,717 --> 00:31:06,049
            Wake up.

550
00:31:06,118 --> 00:31:06,650
            Wake up!

551
00:31:06,652 --> 00:31:09,586
          (DOG YAWNS)
    <i> No. I'm still sleeping.</i>

552
00:31:10,556 --> 00:31:13,056
     That fox took my eggs!

553
00:31:13,259 --> 00:31:17,160
  Are you sure they were here?
  Maybe they went for a walk.

554
00:31:17,162 --> 00:31:19,830
No, it's the fox. Go after him!

555
00:31:19,832 --> 00:31:21,465
      -Rescue my children!
       -Ah, well you see,

556
00:31:21,467 --> 00:31:26,870
  -I'm very busy this morning.
 -You lazy dog! Go get my eggs!

557
00:31:26,872 --> 00:31:30,040
   Hey! But I haven't had me
        breakfast yet.

558
00:31:30,776 --> 00:31:33,677
 And I was going to have a bath
         this morning.

559
00:31:33,679 --> 00:31:35,545
           CHICKEN:
    There, now some coffee?

560
00:31:35,547 --> 00:31:38,115
          Thank you,
    but I'm trying to quit.

561
00:31:51,764 --> 00:31:53,096
            (SIGHS)

562
00:31:53,098 --> 00:31:55,132
          -(CRACKING)
             -Hmm?

563
00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:57,234
            (GASPS)

564
00:32:09,782 --> 00:32:12,449
          Dinner time!

565
00:32:12,451 --> 00:32:13,450
            -Mummy?
             -Huh?

566
00:32:13,452 --> 00:32:16,153
         -ALL: Mummy!
 -Huh? What do you mean Mummy?

567
00:32:16,155 --> 00:32:17,287
          -Stay back!
       -(CHICKS CHEERING)

568
00:32:17,289 --> 00:32:19,823
 I'm not a chicken, I'm a fox!
            (ROARS)

569
00:32:19,825 --> 00:32:22,659
         -I love you!
  -(GRUNTS) Get off my snout!

570
00:32:22,661 --> 00:32:25,295
        -PAULA: Me, too.
       -ALL: Hugs, Mummy!

571
00:32:25,297 --> 00:32:26,830
           (WHIMPERS)

572
00:32:26,832 --> 00:32:30,767
   Help! What are you doing.
       Let me go! Quick,

573
00:32:30,769 --> 00:32:32,703
give me your hand! Oh! It's you!

574
00:32:32,705 --> 00:32:33,837
     CHICKS: Mummy, Mummy,
         I wanna play.

575
00:32:33,839 --> 00:32:36,740
   -Are you quite all right?
  -I've done something weird!

576
00:32:36,742 --> 00:32:38,208
         -ALL: Mummy.
 -They think I'm their mother!

577
00:32:38,210 --> 00:32:41,979
   -ALL: Mummy, Mummy, Mummy.
 -Of course. It's quite normal.

578
00:32:41,981 --> 00:32:45,248
    Whatever they see first
     becomes their mother.

579
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:46,516
   They saw you, didn't they?

580
00:32:46,518 --> 00:32:49,953
 -What? But I'm not their mum!
     -I really don't care.

581
00:32:49,955 --> 00:32:53,323
   We have to look after them
    until we're ready to...

582
00:32:53,959 --> 00:32:55,492
           -eat them.
            -Great!

583
00:32:55,494 --> 00:32:57,361
    Let's eat them now! Oof.

584
00:32:57,963 --> 00:33:01,698
        -Don't you dare.
           -No? Wha--

585
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,767
         -Wh-- why not?
        -Look carefully.

586
00:33:03,769 --> 00:33:05,569
        There's no more
     than a mouthful here.

587
00:33:05,571 --> 00:33:08,438
    But if we fatten them up
   over the next few months,

588
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:12,209
  then we'll have some juicy,
         fat chickens.

589
00:33:12,211 --> 00:33:15,545
 A few months? But who's going
     to take care of them?

590
00:33:15,547 --> 00:33:17,414
      -Well, take a guess.
           -What, me?

591
00:33:17,416 --> 00:33:21,451
Absolutely not! It's your idea,
    you take care of them!

592
00:33:21,453 --> 00:33:22,819
           (TUTTING)
       What's the matter,

593
00:33:22,821 --> 00:33:26,656
  you can't keep them in line,
 by scaring them occasionally?

594
00:33:26,658 --> 00:33:29,593
      -Of course, I can!
     -Well, prove it then!

595
00:33:29,595 --> 00:33:32,229
       -(CHICKS HUMMING)
     -Well, not right now.

596
00:33:32,231 --> 00:33:34,798
        I wouldn't want
   to traumatize them. Later.

597
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,266
 WOLF: Ha. Of course, you will.

598
00:33:36,268 --> 00:33:38,368
   I'll be back in the autumn
      and we'll see then,

599
00:33:38,370 --> 00:33:41,538
       if you've finally
     become a big, bad fox.

600
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:45,042
    (MIMICS WOLF) "If you've
    become a big, bad fox."

601
00:33:45,277 --> 00:33:46,810
        Ugh, stop that!

602
00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:50,180
            (YAWNS)

603
00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:53,750
  You've played, you've eaten,
 you've played, now go to bed.

604
00:33:53,752 --> 00:33:56,987
-ALL: Story, story, story, st--
           -A story?

605
00:33:56,989 --> 00:34:00,624
     What and you want me
  to tuck you in as well, eh?

606
00:34:00,626 --> 00:34:02,926
         (ALL SOBBING)

607
00:34:02,928 --> 00:34:08,365
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay!
  Calm down! Let me see, um...

608
00:34:08,367 --> 00:34:09,733
      Once upon a time...

609
00:34:09,735 --> 00:34:12,869
    there were three chicks
 who didn't want to go to bed.

610
00:34:12,871 --> 00:34:16,006
Their mother kept telling them,
    "If you make any noise,

611
00:34:16,008 --> 00:34:18,608
   the big, bad fox will come
         and eat you."

612
00:34:18,610 --> 00:34:22,646
  But the chicks didn't listen
  and continued making noise.

613
00:34:22,648 --> 00:34:25,449
   (CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

614
00:34:25,451 --> 00:34:30,087
      So, the big, bad fox
          heard them.

615
00:34:30,089 --> 00:34:33,824
    He swallowed the first!
    He crunched the second!

616
00:34:33,826 --> 00:34:36,560
   And he devoured the third!

617
00:34:36,895 --> 00:34:39,596
     And ever since then...

618
00:34:39,598 --> 00:34:45,936
    no one would dare annoy
       that big, bad fox

619
00:34:45,938 --> 00:34:48,205
          ever again.

620
00:34:48,207 --> 00:34:53,076
  Ah, I'd like to see the wolf
       be that scary, Ha.

621
00:34:53,078 --> 00:34:55,445
      (CHICKS WHIMPERING)

622
00:34:55,447 --> 00:34:57,013
          -Now what?
         -We're afraid

623
00:34:57,015 --> 00:34:58,815
that the big bad fox is coming!

624
00:34:58,817 --> 00:35:02,252
I don't care! You get back there
        and go to sleep.

625
00:35:02,254 --> 00:35:02,786
            ALL: No.

626
00:35:02,788 --> 00:35:03,987
        We want to sleep
        with our mummy!

627
00:35:03,989 --> 00:35:06,756
     <i> -I am not your mummy!</i>
     -ALEX:<i> 'Night, Mummy.</i>

628
00:35:06,758 --> 00:35:09,459
   -PAULA:<i> Good night, Mummy.</i>
         -(FOX GROANS)

629
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,797
 Here's some good news for you,
            at last.

630
00:35:13,799 --> 00:35:16,399
  -Oh, you found the fox then?
          -Your eggs.

631
00:35:16,401 --> 00:35:21,071
   Ah, my eggs. You did it.
  Well done. Where were they?

632
00:35:21,073 --> 00:35:24,608
      Uh, under the, oh--
    Um, uh, well, I forgot.

633
00:35:24,610 --> 00:35:26,977
   All's well that ends well!

634
00:35:27,479 --> 00:35:30,514
  Hmm? These are not my eggs.

635
00:35:30,516 --> 00:35:31,581
   Well, of course, they are.

636
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,984
         You took these
    out of the refrigerator.

637
00:35:33,986 --> 00:35:36,153
  -That's really not my style.
          -Oh, indeed?

638
00:35:36,155 --> 00:35:40,624
When did I start producing eggs
 with a sell-by date on them?

639
00:35:40,893 --> 00:35:43,293
       Hmm? Yeah, funny.

640
00:35:43,295 --> 00:35:46,129
DOG: No, seriously it was funny,
       look because, time

641
00:35:46,131 --> 00:35:48,698
   plus missing eggs equals--
            (GROANS)

642
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,967
         -(CLATTERING)
         -Get off-- Ow!

643
00:36:00,879 --> 00:36:04,080
         -Mummy? Mummy?
          -You there?

644
00:36:04,082 --> 00:36:06,049
  There is no more mummy here!

645
00:36:06,051 --> 00:36:10,253
 You must quake before the big,
      bad fox. Whoa! Woah!

646
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:16,760
 I shall swallow the first one,
 I shall crunch the second one.

647
00:36:16,762 --> 00:36:17,694
           (RUSTLING)

648
00:36:17,696 --> 00:36:21,631
     Eh, and I will devour
        the third one.

649
00:36:21,633 --> 00:36:25,268
   ALL: Hurray! Hurray! Yay!
     Hurray! Hurray! Yay!

650
00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:26,937
   Do it again for us, Mummy!
           Will you?

651
00:36:26,939 --> 00:36:30,707
     (GROWLS) I am the big,
       bad fox! (GROWLS)

652
00:36:30,709 --> 00:36:32,776
My turn, my turn, I want to try!

653
00:36:32,778 --> 00:36:33,677
            -Mummy?
             -What?

654
00:36:33,679 --> 00:36:39,449
-Please, can we play tea party?
  -Tea party? Are you insane?

655
00:36:41,153 --> 00:36:42,519
            (WAILS)

656
00:36:42,521 --> 00:36:46,189
   My, what a beautiful day!
  Care for a little more tea,

657
00:36:46,191 --> 00:36:50,594
      would you, my dear,
        Lady Victoria?

658
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:51,595
           -(GRUNTS)
            -Madame,

659
00:36:51,597 --> 00:36:54,030
    you are holding your cup
          upside down.

660
00:36:54,032 --> 00:36:55,765
           -(GRUNTS)
     -That's much better...

661
00:36:55,767 --> 00:36:57,534
  -EVAN: Mummy, Mummy, Mummy.
         -ALEX: Help!

662
00:36:57,536 --> 00:36:58,768
       -(BOTH SCREAMING)
       -The big, bad fox!

663
00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:01,271
   -We saw the big, bad fox!
   -We saw the big, bad fox!

664
00:37:01,273 --> 00:37:03,840
     No, that's impossible.
        You can't have.

665
00:37:03,842 --> 00:37:05,275
         EVAN: We did.
       He's right there.

666
00:37:05,277 --> 00:37:07,177
     (CLEARS THROAT) Hello,
           my friend.

667
00:37:07,179 --> 00:37:10,680
       Oh, you mean that.
  That's not the big, bad fox.

668
00:37:10,682 --> 00:37:14,050
         That's a wolf!
  No need to be afraid of him.

669
00:37:14,052 --> 00:37:15,885
    -He's not scary at all.
           -But he--

670
00:37:15,887 --> 00:37:18,955
   -but he looks quite mean.
       -This guy, mean?

671
00:37:18,957 --> 00:37:22,993
 -Hey, he's a pussy cat, right.
  -Now, I'm the ferocious one.

672
00:37:22,995 --> 00:37:27,097
       Watch and learn.
    I'll smash him to bits.

673
00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:29,599
              Uh,
 could we have a bit of a chat?

674
00:37:29,601 --> 00:37:32,035
    I'm not lowering myself
        to your level.

675
00:37:32,037 --> 00:37:32,802
          Oh, please!

676
00:37:32,804 --> 00:37:37,641
You fight me and I lose to you?
 That would ruin my reputation.

677
00:37:37,643 --> 00:37:38,575
   But if you agree to do it,

678
00:37:38,577 --> 00:37:40,176
        they'll believe
     I'm the big, bad fox!

679
00:37:40,178 --> 00:37:42,379
            And why
   should I do this for you?

680
00:37:42,381 --> 00:37:43,880
         Tell me that?

681
00:37:44,616 --> 00:37:45,982
             Um...

682
00:37:45,984 --> 00:37:48,251
   because you're my friend?

683
00:37:48,253 --> 00:37:49,519
              Hmm?

684
00:37:49,521 --> 00:37:50,654
              Hmm.

685
00:37:50,656 --> 00:37:52,656
   PAULA: Can you see mummy?

686
00:37:52,724 --> 00:37:53,757
       EVAN: No, can you?

687
00:37:53,759 --> 00:37:56,660
     ALEX: Look over there!
     It's the big bad fox.

688
00:37:56,662 --> 00:38:00,330
       Growl, growl! Oh,
 I am the biggest, baddest fox

689
00:38:00,332 --> 00:38:03,199
        -in the forest!
       -Ah-ha! You Liar!

690
00:38:03,201 --> 00:38:04,501
              I--

691
00:38:04,503 --> 00:38:07,504
    -I am the big, bad fox!
        -CHICKS: Mummy!

692
00:38:07,506 --> 00:38:10,774
    You have met your match,
       you scoundrel. Ha!

693
00:38:10,776 --> 00:38:13,076
      Take that, you cad!

694
00:38:13,078 --> 00:38:15,779
             -Wow!
     -You lout! (CHUCKLES)

695
00:38:15,781 --> 00:38:18,848
   -You will kneel before me!
         -Don't touch.

696
00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:22,452
          -Oh, sorry.
       -Mummy's amazing.

697
00:38:22,454 --> 00:38:25,255
  Get out! And don't you dare
          come back!

698
00:38:25,257 --> 00:38:28,325
           -(GROWLS)
     -(CHUCKLES) Too much?

699
00:38:31,096 --> 00:38:32,996
            (GROWLS)

700
00:38:35,734 --> 00:38:37,267
            (GROWLS)

701
00:38:37,269 --> 00:38:39,736
      So, you are the real
         big, bad fox.

702
00:38:39,738 --> 00:38:43,406
         -Oh yes, I am!
       -So, that means...

703
00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:46,343
   we are all big, bad foxes
          like mummy!

704
00:38:46,345 --> 00:38:46,810
              Huh?

705
00:38:46,812 --> 00:38:48,945
   (SCOFFS) What do you know!
      We are the children

706
00:38:48,947 --> 00:38:53,083
      of the big, bad fox.
   Yeah, we are sly and quick

707
00:38:53,085 --> 00:38:55,251
      -and roar like this!
           -What? No.

708
00:38:55,253 --> 00:38:58,221
     -You are just chicks!
      -No, we eat chicks.

709
00:38:58,223 --> 00:39:00,990
        -We crunch them!
  -Now you listen, all of you.

710
00:39:00,992 --> 00:39:04,761
       -I am terrifying!
     -No, you're our mummy.

711
00:39:04,763 --> 00:39:09,366
 -We'll never be scared of you.
  -That's it. I've had enough.

712
00:39:09,368 --> 00:39:11,901
I don't want to see you anymore.

713
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,336
    (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

714
00:39:13,338 --> 00:39:15,605
         -PAULA: Mummy?
          -(GRUMBLES)

715
00:39:15,607 --> 00:39:17,340
       We got you these.

716
00:39:17,342 --> 00:39:21,411
   Flowers? And what's a big,
    bad fox to do with them?

717
00:39:21,413 --> 00:39:23,780
           -Uh? We--
           -Nothing!

718
00:39:24,383 --> 00:39:26,850
      (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

719
00:39:29,921 --> 00:39:31,321
            (SIGHS)

720
00:39:31,790 --> 00:39:33,189
              Hmm.

721
00:39:35,927 --> 00:39:38,361
             -Hmm?
         -(CHICKS SIGH)

722
00:39:38,897 --> 00:39:41,931
    Mummy? You're the best.

723
00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:44,100
            (SIGHS)

724
00:39:45,036 --> 00:39:46,569
           (KNOCKING)

725
00:39:47,372 --> 00:39:48,905
          Hello? Hmm?

726
00:39:48,907 --> 00:39:52,075
       -I have a request.
      -Oh, yeah. Request.

727
00:39:52,077 --> 00:39:54,711
   You're here about the fox,
          right? Yeah?

728
00:39:54,713 --> 00:39:55,512
         No, not that.

729
00:39:55,514 --> 00:39:57,614
      I'd like you to sign
   this approval for my club.

730
00:39:57,616 --> 00:40:01,751
      -What sort of club?
 -Our Exterminate the Fox Club.

731
00:40:01,753 --> 00:40:02,919
You're useless at defending us,

732
00:40:02,921 --> 00:40:04,254
    so we're going to teach
           ourselves

733
00:40:04,256 --> 00:40:05,855
        how to get rid
      of the little pest.

734
00:40:05,857 --> 00:40:07,090
 Okay, you want me to sign this

735
00:40:07,092 --> 00:40:09,125
      and you'll take care
     of the fox yourselves?

736
00:40:09,127 --> 00:40:12,429
           -Exactly.
  -I support you 100 percent!

737
00:40:12,431 --> 00:40:17,500
 I always believed self defense
   was the way of the future!

738
00:40:17,502 --> 00:40:19,202
           -(SIGHS)
          -(THUDDING)

739
00:40:19,204 --> 00:40:20,136
            CHICKEN:
    Ladies and other ladies,

740
00:40:20,138 --> 00:40:23,840
 welcome to The Dog Is Rubbish,
So We'll Do It Ourselves event.

741
00:40:23,842 --> 00:40:24,841
  What are you doing up there?

742
00:40:24,843 --> 00:40:26,443
    What does it look like,
       having a meeting.

743
00:40:26,445 --> 00:40:28,211
  Take your meeting elsewhere,
         why don't you?

744
00:40:28,213 --> 00:40:30,280
     You have just given us
    an authorization. Look,

745
00:40:30,282 --> 00:40:33,049
    it's written right here,
 article three, paragraph four,

746
00:40:33,051 --> 00:40:36,219
  "You may use the dog kennel
  as the venue for the club."

747
00:40:36,221 --> 00:40:38,021
         So, first item
       on today's agenda,

748
00:40:38,023 --> 00:40:39,989
we have resolved to make a list
       of all the faults

749
00:40:39,991 --> 00:40:42,058
 of the incompetent guard dog.
       Now then, ladies,

750
00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:44,461
   -who would like to start?
    -CHICKEN 2: He's lazy.

751
00:40:44,463 --> 00:40:45,895
        -CHICKEN: Yes.
 -CHICKEN 3: He's incompetent.

752
00:40:45,897 --> 00:40:48,865
-CHICKEN 4: Hmm, he's an idiot.
 -CHICKEN 5: He's a total mess.

753
00:40:48,867 --> 00:40:50,800
        CHICKEN 6: Never
   does anything at the farm.

754
00:40:50,802 --> 00:40:53,570
(CHICKENS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

755
00:40:55,874 --> 00:40:59,642
-ALEX: I'm the biggest bad fox!
    -No, you are not! I am.

756
00:40:59,644 --> 00:41:01,778
      -Yeah, right hardly.
             -I am!

757
00:41:01,780 --> 00:41:05,982
   (CHUCKLES) I may be little
   but I can out fox you all!

758
00:41:05,984 --> 00:41:08,017
           -(GROWLS)
            -No way!

759
00:41:08,019 --> 00:41:10,520
     Children, dinner time.

760
00:41:10,856 --> 00:41:14,858
      -Not turnip again?
 -But foxes don't eat turnips.

761
00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:16,259
       -They eat chicks!
           -Oh yeah,

762
00:41:16,261 --> 00:41:18,628
    well you'll eat chicks
  when chickens start flying.

763
00:41:18,630 --> 00:41:19,996
      -Will that be soon?
          -No, later.

764
00:41:19,998 --> 00:41:23,867
-We want chicks sooner than now!
    -(GRUNTS) There you go.

765
00:41:23,869 --> 00:41:25,835
     Big, fat, juicy chick.

766
00:41:25,837 --> 00:41:28,571
      That's not a chick,
  you must think we're stupid!

767
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:30,306
          (CHUCKLES)
    He looks just like you.

768
00:41:30,308 --> 00:41:32,308
           -Not true!
   -You've got a turnip face!

769
00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:33,676
-And you've got a bum bum face!
           -(SIGHS)

770
00:41:33,678 --> 00:41:36,412
 -ALEX: No, I look like a fox!
      -All of you listen.

771
00:41:36,414 --> 00:41:38,381
  None of you look like a fox.
          The only one

772
00:41:38,383 --> 00:41:40,049
  -that looks like a fox is...
              -Me!

773
00:41:40,051 --> 00:41:43,553
     And when I'm grown up,
 I will pretty just like mummy.

774
00:41:43,555 --> 00:41:46,256
       With pointy teeth
     and a beautiful coat!

775
00:41:46,258 --> 00:41:48,591
           (LAUGHS)
 That's never going to happen.

776
00:41:48,593 --> 00:41:50,960
       When you grow up,
    you're gonna be dinner--

777
00:41:50,962 --> 00:41:52,495
            (GULPS)

778
00:41:52,697 --> 00:41:54,330
       What did you say?

779
00:41:54,332 --> 00:41:56,766
        (STOMACH GROWLS)

780
00:41:56,768 --> 00:41:59,469
 Nothing. Why don't you all go
       outside and play.

781
00:41:59,471 --> 00:42:01,738
         (ALL CHEERING)

782
00:42:02,641 --> 00:42:04,674
     ALEX:<i> Go away you big,</i>
         <i> fat hairball.</i>

783
00:42:04,676 --> 00:42:06,342
     (SIGHS) Something else
         to deal with.

784
00:42:06,344 --> 00:42:08,645
         Out of our way
   or I will break your nose.

785
00:42:08,647 --> 00:42:11,381
   Ah! Leave Mr. Wolf alone,
           children.

786
00:42:11,383 --> 00:42:13,983
        Wolves are big,
    fat, stupid wimpy wimps.

787
00:42:13,985 --> 00:42:14,884
          Off you go!

788
00:42:14,886 --> 00:42:19,556
     -Hey, nice to see ya!
    -And who's a wimpy wimp?

789
00:42:19,558 --> 00:42:20,423
       Oh, you know kids.

790
00:42:20,425 --> 00:42:21,791
   They don't really mean it,
            do they?

791
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:24,093
        (CHICKS SINGING)
  <i> ¶ Wimpy wimp. Smelly wimp ¶</i>

792
00:42:24,095 --> 00:42:26,162
<i>¶ Smelly wolfy, wimpy wimp. ¶</i>

793
00:42:26,164 --> 00:42:30,934
  You and I should have supper
  sooner than later,<i> mon ami.</i>

794
00:42:30,936 --> 00:42:31,834
    Not now, wait! (GROANS)

795
00:42:31,836 --> 00:42:33,636
      You said, we'd eat
 when they were fat and juicy!

796
00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:37,040
 -They look fat and juicy now.
-But-- but-- we can't eat them!

797
00:42:37,042 --> 00:42:38,508
      -WOLF: And why not?
          -Because...

798
00:42:38,510 --> 00:42:40,877
      -Because what, hmm?
   -They're ill, that's why.

799
00:42:40,879 --> 00:42:43,212
Really? They look healthy enough
             to me.

800
00:42:43,214 --> 00:42:45,782
          But Mummy,
    I feel completely fine.

801
00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:47,283
           (WHIMPERS)

802
00:42:47,285 --> 00:42:49,852
     I don't feel so well.
            (BARFS)

803
00:42:49,854 --> 00:42:54,724
Ah, you see. Come back tomorrow.
   They'll be better. (HUMS)

804
00:42:54,826 --> 00:42:56,125
            (GROWLS)

805
00:42:56,628 --> 00:43:00,663
Quickly, in the basket. Come on.
           (WHIMPERS)

806
00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:01,464
       (PANTS, WHIMPERS)

807
00:43:01,466 --> 00:43:03,366
      Oh, you're leaving?
    I thought they were ill.

808
00:43:03,368 --> 00:43:05,768
     Yup, just giving them
   some fresh air. (CHUCKLES)

809
00:43:05,770 --> 00:43:07,403
         In that case,
   I'll come along with you.

810
00:43:07,405 --> 00:43:09,138
       That was a nice,
    little walk. (CHUCKLES)

811
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:11,207
        -Right, see ya.
    -What's going on mummy?

812
00:43:11,209 --> 00:43:14,377
   Is Mr. Wolf bothering you?
    Come on, let's eat him.

813
00:43:14,379 --> 00:43:18,414
  No! No one's eating anyone!
      Right, help me dig.

814
00:43:22,053 --> 00:43:23,853
       We're far enough.
       That's great kids.

815
00:43:23,855 --> 00:43:27,290
   He's not here. We're safe.
              Hmm?

816
00:43:29,594 --> 00:43:33,363
 Wait a second. Are you trying
  to trick your dear friend?

817
00:43:33,365 --> 00:43:37,400
          -I hope not.
   -Me? Wouldn't dream of it.

818
00:43:37,402 --> 00:43:41,471
        -No, wait! Wait!
   -I've run out of patience.

819
00:43:42,107 --> 00:43:43,506
            (GRUNTS)

820
00:43:51,883 --> 00:43:52,882
              Ugh.

821
00:43:52,884 --> 00:43:56,219
         Huh? (SCREAMS)

822
00:43:56,221 --> 00:43:57,286
         -(FOX PANTING)
         -(WOLF HOWLS)

823
00:43:57,288 --> 00:43:58,688
   EVAN: What was that noise,
             Mummy?

824
00:43:58,690 --> 00:44:01,024
           Mr. Wolf,
    he's a little bit angry.

825
00:44:01,026 --> 00:44:02,625
    Why? Where are we going?

826
00:44:02,627 --> 00:44:05,695
       To the only place
       he'll never look.

827
00:44:07,332 --> 00:44:08,998
      (FOX CLEARS THROAT)

828
00:44:09,434 --> 00:44:10,833
              Hmm?

829
00:44:11,336 --> 00:44:14,437
 -Hello. (EXHALES) And you are?
        -We are chickens

830
00:44:14,439 --> 00:44:16,639
           -and we--
-We're not chicks we are foxes.

831
00:44:16,641 --> 00:44:20,610
    Pay no attention to him.
We seek refuge and a safe haven.

832
00:44:20,612 --> 00:44:24,113
 I'm afraid you're out of luck.
  There are no openings here.

833
00:44:24,115 --> 00:44:26,315
    Oh no, help us, please--
   I mean... (CLEARS THROAT)

834
00:44:26,317 --> 00:44:28,451
   The wolf will do anything
    to eat us. Oh, Please!

835
00:44:28,453 --> 00:44:32,722
  Okay, don't cry now. I'll go
 and see what I can rustle up.

836
00:44:32,724 --> 00:44:35,358
   But I don't want to hear
  about it if you're cramped.

837
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,126
    Oh, thank you-- I mean,
          thank you!

838
00:44:37,128 --> 00:44:39,662
      At least no one here
         wants me dead.

839
00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:45,134
    -Your chicks are lovely.
      -We are not chicks.

840
00:44:45,136 --> 00:44:46,302
              Oh.

841
00:44:46,304 --> 00:44:48,404
     You know, I had three
         little ones,

842
00:44:48,406 --> 00:44:50,339
  they'd be about the same age
           as yours.

843
00:44:50,341 --> 00:44:53,843
      But that stupid fox
        took them away!

844
00:44:54,879 --> 00:44:57,747
    (CHICKEN CLOCK CLUCKING)

845
00:44:59,150 --> 00:45:00,183
           -(GASPS)
          -It's time.

846
00:45:00,185 --> 00:45:03,586
        -Time for what?
     -Time to go to school.

847
00:45:03,588 --> 00:45:07,857
      (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

848
00:45:08,126 --> 00:45:09,759
 We don't want to go to school.

849
00:45:09,761 --> 00:45:11,694
     Listen, it's important
     we don't get noticed.

850
00:45:11,696 --> 00:45:13,563
        I'm a chicken,
   and you're little chicks,

851
00:45:13,565 --> 00:45:16,065
      so you go to school
     like any other chick.

852
00:45:16,067 --> 00:45:17,200
       But we are foxes.

853
00:45:17,202 --> 00:45:19,602
         That's right,
       and we eat chicks.

854
00:45:19,604 --> 00:45:21,404
    Hush, you are not foxes!

855
00:45:21,406 --> 00:45:23,072
          Go on, shoo!

856
00:45:23,274 --> 00:45:25,608
And don't eat your schoolmates.

857
00:45:25,610 --> 00:45:27,143
  Oh, are you the new pupils?

858
00:45:27,145 --> 00:45:29,712
   Don't be afraid to answer,
        I won't eat you.

859
00:45:29,714 --> 00:45:31,214
           (GROWLING)

860
00:45:33,218 --> 00:45:36,552
           New girl,
 I have something to show you.

861
00:45:36,855 --> 00:45:38,788
         Are you ready?

862
00:45:38,857 --> 00:45:40,356
          ALL: Ready.

863
00:45:40,759 --> 00:45:44,293
   CHICKEN: This is our self
defense fox extermination club.

864
00:45:44,295 --> 00:45:46,996
  We teach all of our chickens
      to defend themselves

865
00:45:46,998 --> 00:45:49,866
  and slay any foxes who enter
       into the farmyard.

866
00:45:49,868 --> 00:45:53,903
      So, we have several
 different activities on offer,

867
00:45:53,905 --> 00:45:57,173
    each one a vicious joy.

868
00:45:57,175 --> 00:45:59,308
          (EXPLOSION)

869
00:45:59,310 --> 00:46:00,309
     If you'd care to join,

870
00:46:00,311 --> 00:46:03,913
  I can give you a 10% rebate
      on your membership.

871
00:46:04,716 --> 00:46:07,984
 Uh, yes, I'll think about it.

872
00:46:07,986 --> 00:46:10,086
         (CROW CAWING)

873
00:46:10,922 --> 00:46:11,554
        (KNOCKS ON DOOR)

874
00:46:11,556 --> 00:46:15,324
     Um, wait a minute, uh,
          just coming.

875
00:46:16,761 --> 00:46:17,994
         Oh, it's you.

876
00:46:17,996 --> 00:46:20,563
       Mommy, we brought
        some food back.

877
00:46:20,565 --> 00:46:21,197
         Hello Madame!

878
00:46:21,199 --> 00:46:23,065
  FOX: Uh, what are you doing
       with that chick?

879
00:46:23,067 --> 00:46:26,302
  -Duh, we're going to eat it.
      -You said we could.

880
00:46:26,304 --> 00:46:28,905
We're playing foxes eat chicks.

881
00:46:28,907 --> 00:46:29,839
      Oh, no, we are not.

882
00:46:29,841 --> 00:46:31,808
      Put the chick down,
       get in the house!

883
00:46:31,810 --> 00:46:34,677
           -But why?
        -That means now!

884
00:46:37,115 --> 00:46:38,281
         See you later!

885
00:46:38,283 --> 00:46:42,151
      FOX: How many times?
     We do not eat chicks.

886
00:46:42,153 --> 00:46:44,153
        We wanna go back
         in the forest.

887
00:46:44,155 --> 00:46:45,354
  That is just not happening.

888
00:46:45,356 --> 00:46:47,757
        -ALL: But why?
     -Because of the wolf!

889
00:46:47,759 --> 00:46:48,891
     Are you afraid of him?

890
00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:51,794
      I can't believe it,
 you're acting like a chicken.

891
00:46:51,796 --> 00:46:54,463
   You're afraid of the wolf,
           the woods,

892
00:46:54,465 --> 00:46:55,398
    we're all tired of you.

893
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,101
   Yeah, we're tired of you.
 We want to live with the wolf.

894
00:46:59,103 --> 00:47:01,070
   At least, he's not a wimp.

895
00:47:01,072 --> 00:47:02,839
        Go right ahead,
       I'm tired of you.

896
00:47:02,841 --> 00:47:04,841
      Live with the wolf,
        why don't you?

897
00:47:04,843 --> 00:47:05,575
      Give me some peace.

898
00:47:05,577 --> 00:47:07,577
     The wolf would let us
    eat chicks, you'll see.

899
00:47:07,579 --> 00:47:09,145
Oh, he'll eat chicks, all right!

900
00:47:09,147 --> 00:47:10,613
           <i> Like you!</i>

901
00:47:12,684 --> 00:47:13,716
   We'd like a word with you.

902
00:47:13,718 --> 00:47:15,918
     It appears your chicks
         tried to bite

903
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,987
      several other pupils
        at school today.

904
00:47:17,989 --> 00:47:20,756
     And they tried to eat
      my little Michelle.

905
00:47:20,758 --> 00:47:21,924
         I don't mind.

906
00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:23,159
     Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

907
00:47:23,161 --> 00:47:24,460
        They keep saying
     it's cool to be a fox.

908
00:47:24,462 --> 00:47:27,396
 And they're threatening to eat
  all the chicks on the farm.

909
00:47:27,398 --> 00:47:28,865
          -Hear, hear!
           -Get out!

910
00:47:28,867 --> 00:47:31,000
         -Get them out!
   -They need to be expelled.

911
00:47:31,002 --> 00:47:31,734
      (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

912
00:47:31,736 --> 00:47:35,905
  Ladies, let's not be violent
 towards our own kind, please.

913
00:47:35,907 --> 00:47:38,875
It's the fox that's the threat.

914
00:47:42,847 --> 00:47:44,146
          (FOX YELPS)

915
00:47:44,148 --> 00:47:45,114
             (THUD)

916
00:47:45,116 --> 00:47:47,850
     It was you all along.
        You took them!

917
00:47:47,852 --> 00:47:49,986
 What have you done with them?

918
00:47:49,988 --> 00:47:50,853
            Tell me!

919
00:47:50,855 --> 00:47:53,556
        My-- my-- my...

920
00:47:54,192 --> 00:47:55,825
            chicks.

921
00:47:56,728 --> 00:47:59,228
    Where are you? Children?

922
00:47:59,230 --> 00:48:01,597
        Where are they?
    Where did you hide them?

923
00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:04,000
  What? The coop, where else?

924
00:48:04,002 --> 00:48:04,901
    Liar! They're not there.

925
00:48:04,903 --> 00:48:07,870
 What? Well, that's impossible,
     I just spoke to them.

926
00:48:07,872 --> 00:48:09,005
        They're grounded
          in the coop

927
00:48:09,007 --> 00:48:10,740
      because they wanted
         to see the...

928
00:48:10,742 --> 00:48:12,742
   To see the what? The what?

929
00:48:12,744 --> 00:48:14,176
           -Mr. Wolf!
           -Mr. Wolf?

930
00:48:14,178 --> 00:48:15,378
            -Hello?
           -Mr. Wolf?

931
00:48:15,380 --> 00:48:16,979
    Where are you, Mr. Wolf?

932
00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:18,114
            -Hello?
           -Mr. Wolf?

933
00:48:18,116 --> 00:48:21,350
        -Ah, Mr. Wolf.
  -We'd like to change mommy.

934
00:48:21,352 --> 00:48:23,452
Our old mommy has chickened out,

935
00:48:23,454 --> 00:48:25,454
        would you like
      to take care of us?

936
00:48:25,456 --> 00:48:27,556
    It would be my pleasure,
          little ones.

937
00:48:27,558 --> 00:48:30,559
    FOX: No, don't do that,
    no, don't do it, please.

938
00:48:30,561 --> 00:48:32,028
    You better tell me now.

939
00:48:32,030 --> 00:48:33,462
     I know it sounds mad,

940
00:48:33,464 --> 00:48:35,097
        but they've gone
        to see the wolf.

941
00:48:35,099 --> 00:48:37,166
And I'd be mad to believe that?

942
00:48:37,168 --> 00:48:38,567
              Oi.

943
00:48:39,304 --> 00:48:40,803
     What if he is telling
          the truth.

944
00:48:40,805 --> 00:48:42,805
    If he wanted to eat them
          before now,

945
00:48:42,807 --> 00:48:44,340
      he could've done so.

946
00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:44,974
         Let's face it,

947
00:48:44,976 --> 00:48:47,076
       he probably knows
     where your chicks are.

948
00:48:47,078 --> 00:48:49,845
       You and I can put
  this whole thing behind us.

949
00:48:49,847 --> 00:48:52,348
-Don't you think it's worth it?
     -Sorry to interrupt.

950
00:48:52,350 --> 00:48:54,750
       -Could you just--
        -Oh, be quiet!

951
00:48:54,752 --> 00:48:56,919
       I'm trying to save
        your life here.

952
00:48:56,921 --> 00:49:00,156
          -(EXPLOSION)
         -(FOX SCREAMS)

953
00:49:00,725 --> 00:49:02,391
       Oh, well, I tried.

954
00:49:02,393 --> 00:49:03,659
   EVAN: You know, Mr. Wolf,

955
00:49:03,661 --> 00:49:06,862
 we know of a place that's full
    of chicks and chickens.

956
00:49:06,864 --> 00:49:09,465
       Let's all go there
      and gobble them up!

957
00:49:09,467 --> 00:49:11,334
 Oh, yes, I'd love to do that.

958
00:49:11,336 --> 00:49:12,134
       But before we go,

959
00:49:12,136 --> 00:49:14,136
   I have something important
             to do.

960
00:49:14,138 --> 00:49:16,238
    And what would that be?

961
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,506
        Enjoy a starter.

962
00:49:17,508 --> 00:49:20,009
 -(FOX'S SCREAMING APPROACHES)
             -Hmm?

963
00:49:20,011 --> 00:49:20,910
            -Mommy?
            -Mommy?

964
00:49:20,912 --> 00:49:24,146
   Hmm? Children, shoo, shoo.
           Go, hurry!

965
00:49:24,148 --> 00:49:26,449
  Before the wolf catches you!

966
00:49:29,887 --> 00:49:31,520
         -Mommy, help!
            -Mommy!

967
00:49:31,522 --> 00:49:32,822
        Give them back!

968
00:49:32,824 --> 00:49:33,956
            (GROWLS)

969
00:49:33,958 --> 00:49:35,591
      Don't touch my kids!

970
00:49:35,593 --> 00:49:37,226
  They are not your children!

971
00:49:37,228 --> 00:49:39,628
You stole them from the chicken
    to eat them, remember?

972
00:49:39,630 --> 00:49:43,032
 But no! You seem to have gone
     all vegetarian on me.

973
00:49:43,034 --> 00:49:45,935
       Look how pathetic
      the big bad fox is.

974
00:49:45,937 --> 00:49:50,206
 He's incapable of eating you,
and even less able to save you.

975
00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:54,677
            -Mommy?
 -Ugh, say<i> au revoir</i> to mommy.

976
00:49:55,847 --> 00:49:57,013
           (SCREAMS)

977
00:49:57,015 --> 00:49:58,514
            (GRUNTS)

978
00:49:58,516 --> 00:50:00,716
      Run away, kids! run!

979
00:50:04,756 --> 00:50:06,655
       Leave them alone!

980
00:50:07,058 --> 00:50:10,359
   Enough! I'm done with you!
        This is the end!

981
00:50:10,361 --> 00:50:14,397
   -You and your own chicks--
  -CHICKEN: I say, you there.

982
00:50:15,433 --> 00:50:18,534
   Are you the one who's been
    trying to eat my chicks?

983
00:50:18,536 --> 00:50:21,337
  Chicken. Chicken everywhere.

984
00:50:21,339 --> 00:50:23,906
         <i> -Bon appetit!</i>
           -Oh, good.

985
00:50:23,908 --> 00:50:24,507
        I'll ask again.

986
00:50:24,509 --> 00:50:28,110
   Are you the one who's been
   trying to eat my children?

987
00:50:28,112 --> 00:50:28,844
        <i> Oui c'est moi.</i>

988
00:50:28,846 --> 00:50:30,312
       And I'm gonna skip
          that starter

989
00:50:30,314 --> 00:50:31,814
  and go for the main course,
           instead.

990
00:50:31,816 --> 00:50:34,283
 Yeah, I wouldn't get them mad,
         if I were you.

991
00:50:34,285 --> 00:50:35,885
     Children, step aside.

992
00:50:35,887 --> 00:50:38,788
     Mommy's going to deal
      with this gentleman.

993
00:50:38,790 --> 00:50:39,855
              Huh?

994
00:50:39,857 --> 00:50:41,757
        Let's go, girls!

995
00:50:49,534 --> 00:50:51,400
      Okay, well, I'm off.

996
00:50:51,402 --> 00:50:52,601
          And attack!

997
00:50:52,603 --> 00:50:54,970
     The pecking technique!

998
00:50:54,972 --> 00:50:56,072
         Let's rumble!

999
00:50:56,074 --> 00:50:58,374
 WOLF: Why would you ladies...

1000
00:50:58,376 --> 00:51:00,176
             -Wow!
       -WOLF: ...do this?

1001
00:51:00,178 --> 00:51:02,244
           (GRUNTING)

1002
00:51:03,581 --> 00:51:05,181
       Please have mercy.

1003
00:51:05,183 --> 00:51:06,015
        Come on, girls!

1004
00:51:06,017 --> 00:51:09,285
        Kick this twerp
      as far as possible.

1005
00:51:09,387 --> 00:51:10,453
           Children?

1006
00:51:10,455 --> 00:51:11,520
           Children!

1007
00:51:11,522 --> 00:51:13,055
        We're over here.

1008
00:51:15,393 --> 00:51:19,462
     CHICKEN: I'm so happy
     we're together again.

1009
00:51:19,464 --> 00:51:22,164
   So, you're our real mommy?

1010
00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:27,803
        Of course, I am.
  I've always been your mommy.

1011
00:51:30,842 --> 00:51:33,175
  You're still here, are you?

1012
00:51:35,413 --> 00:51:37,446
        Well, you know,
      I wanna say goodbye.

1013
00:51:37,448 --> 00:51:40,082
 Out of the question, go away.

1014
00:51:46,724 --> 00:51:48,624
       Bye-bye, children.

1015
00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:52,361
            (SNIFFS)

1016
00:52:01,439 --> 00:52:04,373
           (PANTING)

1017
00:52:07,145 --> 00:52:09,545
  Can't we work something out?

1018
00:52:09,547 --> 00:52:13,282
         Yes, I'm sure
   we can work something out.

1019
00:52:13,584 --> 00:52:16,085
        (BIRDS CHIRPING)

1020
00:52:16,954 --> 00:52:18,554
            (ROARS)

1021
00:52:18,556 --> 00:52:20,990
            (GRUNTS)

1022
00:52:20,992 --> 00:52:22,658
         Is that okay?

1023
00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:23,893
           Excellent.

1024
00:52:23,895 --> 00:52:24,827
       The grip was firm,

1025
00:52:24,829 --> 00:52:26,428
      but the throw lacked
        a little power.

1026
00:52:26,430 --> 00:52:28,964
          Take notes,
     grip both legs firmly

1027
00:52:28,966 --> 00:52:30,432
 and pivot while stepping back

1028
00:52:30,434 --> 00:52:32,234
     to flatten me properly
         on the ground.

1029
00:52:32,236 --> 00:52:35,004
  When in doubt, pull the fox
      firmly by the ears.

1030
00:52:35,006 --> 00:52:36,906
    The easiest, of course,
      is to grab the tail

1031
00:52:36,908 --> 00:52:39,508
  straight away and pull hard
          four times.

1032
00:52:39,510 --> 00:52:41,544
        -(BELL RINGING)
             -Oh?

1033
00:52:41,746 --> 00:52:43,112
    Okay, that's us finished
           for today.

1034
00:52:43,114 --> 00:52:46,682
Don't forget, bring your boxing
    gloves in tomorrow. Ah.

1035
00:52:46,684 --> 00:52:48,417
    Ooh, shall we get going?

1036
00:52:48,419 --> 00:52:49,752
        Yes, it's time.

1037
00:52:49,754 --> 00:52:52,855
      (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1038
00:52:52,957 --> 00:52:54,390
         ALL: Mommies!

1039
00:52:54,392 --> 00:52:56,525
           -Children!
           -Children!

1040
00:52:56,594 --> 00:52:59,061
        -How was school?
            -Great!

1041
00:52:59,063 --> 00:53:00,763
    You didn't bite anyone?

1042
00:53:00,765 --> 00:53:01,530
            ALL: No.

1043
00:53:01,532 --> 00:53:04,867
   -Oh. Come on, let's play!
         -Wait for me.

1044
00:53:04,869 --> 00:53:06,468
  Bring them back for dinner!

1045
00:53:06,470 --> 00:53:07,203
    Come, let's play a game.

1046
00:53:07,205 --> 00:53:08,904
       -What shall we do?
   -ALL: Wolves and chickens.

1047
00:53:08,906 --> 00:53:11,574
       As somebody said,
  all's well, that ends well.

1048
00:53:11,576 --> 00:53:13,375
         He teaches you
       to fend off foxes,

1049
00:53:13,377 --> 00:53:15,377
   and he gets to spend time
        with the kids.

1050
00:53:15,379 --> 00:53:20,149
  Yes, let's say, I would have
 preferred a less amateur fox.

1051
00:53:20,151 --> 00:53:21,650
        Well, I'm sure
       he'll do the job.

1052
00:53:21,652 --> 00:53:24,086
What sort of thing have you got
     him doing next then?

1053
00:53:24,088 --> 00:53:26,455
       The fox catapult.
        He's testing it.

1054
00:53:26,457 --> 00:53:28,657
           Oh, I see,
     it's very interesting.

1055
00:53:28,659 --> 00:53:30,726
 He must really like those kids
          to do that.

1056
00:53:30,728 --> 00:53:34,363
      I know, it's crazy.
 The things we'll do for love.

1057
00:53:34,365 --> 00:53:36,365
          (FOX LAUGHS)

1058
00:53:41,472 --> 00:53:44,240
         FOX: And now,
     for the closing play.

1059
00:53:44,242 --> 00:53:46,375
       Saving Christmas!

1060
00:53:46,377 --> 00:53:47,576
           Hello mom!

1061
00:53:47,578 --> 00:53:49,044
You're supposed to be backstage.

1062
00:53:49,046 --> 00:53:51,247
Moving swiftly onwards,<i> Saving--</i>

1063
00:53:51,249 --> 00:53:53,582
       Hello, everybody!
     Did you like the play?

1064
00:53:53,584 --> 00:53:55,451
     Michelle, don't bother
       the audience now.

1065
00:53:55,453 --> 00:53:58,087
      They want to eat me,
        but not really.

1066
00:53:58,089 --> 00:53:58,887
          It's a play!

1067
00:53:58,889 --> 00:54:00,956
       Uh, who is looking
        after Michelle?

1068
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:02,758
  Uh, I can take her for you.

1069
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:03,993
      No. No, no, no, no.

1070
00:54:03,995 --> 00:54:06,195
      Uh, I wouldn't wanna
       bother you at all.

1071
00:54:06,197 --> 00:54:06,929
    It's really no trouble.

1072
00:54:06,931 --> 00:54:10,899
 Ooh, uh, thanks, but, um, oh,
   look at that, she's gone.

1073
00:54:10,901 --> 00:54:11,467
           (CHUCKLES)

1074
00:54:11,469 --> 00:54:13,936
     You can always call me
    if you change your mind.

1075
00:54:13,938 --> 00:54:14,837
         Happy to help.

1076
00:54:14,839 --> 00:54:17,439
        -Hello! Hello!
       -Yes, you got it.

1077
00:54:17,441 --> 00:54:19,708
      I'll call you first.

1078
00:54:19,710 --> 00:54:22,378
       Ladies, gentlemen,
       our last offering,

1079
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:24,747
       <i> Saving Christmas.</i>

1080
00:54:33,257 --> 00:54:35,224
            (YAWNS)

1081
00:54:45,970 --> 00:54:49,672
      (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1082
00:54:59,917 --> 00:55:01,717
              Wow.

1083
00:55:04,522 --> 00:55:05,921
            (GRUNTS)

1084
00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:16,699
            (GROANS)

1085
00:55:16,701 --> 00:55:18,033
              Ow!

1086
00:55:25,609 --> 00:55:29,011
        (BELLS RINGING)

1087
00:55:34,885 --> 00:55:36,285
              Hmm?

1088
00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:40,522
      (SINGING TO THE TUNE
       OF "JINGLE BELLS")

1089
00:55:40,524 --> 00:55:41,957
     ¶<i> La la la la la la</i> ¶

1090
00:55:41,959 --> 00:55:43,459
     ¶<i> La, la, la, la, la</i> ¶

1091
00:55:43,461 --> 00:55:45,094
   ¶<i> La, la, la, la, la, la</i> ¶

1092
00:55:45,096 --> 00:55:46,695
   ¶<i> La, la, la, la, la, la</i> ¶

1093
00:55:46,697 --> 00:55:49,064
  ¶<i> La, la, la, la, la, la, la</i> ¶

1094
00:55:49,066 --> 00:55:50,766
     ¶<i> La, la, la, la, la</i> ¶

1095
00:55:50,768 --> 00:55:52,401
   ¶<i> La, la, la, la, la, la</i> ¶

1096
00:55:52,403 --> 00:55:55,604
   ¶<i> La, la, la, la, la, la</i> ¶

1097
00:55:55,606 --> 00:55:57,473
        Happy Christmas!

1098
00:55:57,475 --> 00:56:00,776
          Christmas.
    Right, that's tomorrow.

1099
00:56:00,778 --> 00:56:01,377
          But tonight,

1100
00:56:01,379 --> 00:56:03,512
           TOGETHER:
  Father Christmas is coming!

1101
00:56:03,514 --> 00:56:04,680
             -Yeah!
            -Yahoo!

1102
00:56:04,682 --> 00:56:05,914
        Can you imagine?

1103
00:56:05,916 --> 00:56:06,715
            Hurray!

1104
00:56:06,717 --> 00:56:07,449
    Yup, yup, that's great.

1105
00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:10,285
  Um, what if you guys started
         on a snowman,

1106
00:56:10,287 --> 00:56:11,387
     in the meantime, huh?

1107
00:56:11,389 --> 00:56:13,122
          -A snowman!
          -A snowman?

1108
00:56:13,124 --> 00:56:14,556
           BOTH: Yes!

1109
00:56:14,859 --> 00:56:16,091
            (LAUGHS)

1110
00:56:16,093 --> 00:56:17,092
   Ah, they'll never grow up.

1111
00:56:17,094 --> 00:56:19,695
        Good, you've got
   the Christmas decorations,

1112
00:56:19,697 --> 00:56:20,562
    I need something flashy.

1113
00:56:20,564 --> 00:56:22,698
 D'you know, they still believe
      in Father Christmas.

1114
00:56:22,700 --> 00:56:26,001
    Do you mean the idiots
   on the roof of your shed?

1115
00:56:28,172 --> 00:56:29,838
   What are you doing? Stop!

1116
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:31,907
     We're collecting snow
       for the snowman.

1117
00:56:31,909 --> 00:56:32,641
    What? From off my roof?

1118
00:56:32,643 --> 00:56:35,611
Yeah, but no one stepped on it,
 so this snow is really clean.

1119
00:56:35,613 --> 00:56:38,147
 Get down now, it's dangerous.

1120
00:56:38,149 --> 00:56:39,782
    RABBIT: Oh, okay. Sorry.

1121
00:56:39,784 --> 00:56:41,784
        Can you help me
       get down, please?

1122
00:56:41,786 --> 00:56:42,885
             Ready?

1123
00:56:42,887 --> 00:56:44,286
            (GRUNTS)

1124
00:56:48,392 --> 00:56:50,559
        Saw that coming.

1125
00:56:51,061 --> 00:56:52,628
     I don't believe this.

1126
00:56:52,630 --> 00:56:53,929
       It's not my fault.

1127
00:56:53,931 --> 00:56:56,598
        Look around you,
    there's snow everywhere!

1128
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:57,900
   Yeah, but it's less clean.

1129
00:56:57,902 --> 00:56:59,034
        What do we need?

1130
00:56:59,036 --> 00:57:02,271
        We've got snow,
   we need arms, and a nose.

1131
00:57:02,273 --> 00:57:04,339
    How about the TV aerial
         for the arms.

1132
00:57:04,341 --> 00:57:05,340
           -Oh, yeah.
             -Stop!

1133
00:57:05,342 --> 00:57:08,277
 Tree branches will be perfect
       for your snowman.

1134
00:57:08,279 --> 00:57:12,047
   DUCK: Yeah, you always got
        the best ideas.

1135
00:57:13,317 --> 00:57:15,684
   Why do you waste your time
     with those two idiots?

1136
00:57:15,686 --> 00:57:18,921
I don't know. I just-- I just--
        well-- I worry.

1137
00:57:18,923 --> 00:57:21,223
  You should see how they cope
     in their own for once.

1138
00:57:21,225 --> 00:57:23,358
     Ah, I feel like I have
   to protect them, you know.

1139
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,495
  You're not protecting them,
     you're stifling them.

1140
00:57:26,497 --> 00:57:27,596
    They will never grow up.

1141
00:57:27,598 --> 00:57:29,932
     -Oh, they're harmless.
        -(WOOD CREAKING)

1142
00:57:29,934 --> 00:57:31,300
            (THUDS)

1143
00:57:34,205 --> 00:57:36,705
         What and why?

1144
00:57:36,774 --> 00:57:39,942
     Uh, we needed an arm?

1145
00:57:39,944 --> 00:57:41,977
     Agh. Get out of here!

1146
00:57:41,979 --> 00:57:45,347
    Get away from me before
    there's any more damage.

1147
00:57:47,017 --> 00:57:49,084
     D'you need us to help?

1148
00:57:49,086 --> 00:57:50,486
              No.

1149
00:57:51,155 --> 00:57:52,588
  I think we did him a favor.

1150
00:57:52,590 --> 00:57:55,824
         Yeah, his roof
    needed replacing anyway.

1151
00:57:55,826 --> 00:57:58,293
 You know, he's been a bit off
        with us lately.

1152
00:57:58,295 --> 00:58:02,431
   Hmm. What if, as of now,
 we became responsible adults.

1153
00:58:02,433 --> 00:58:03,465
   Yeah, yeah, you're right.

1154
00:58:03,467 --> 00:58:05,367
        We should start
       being more mature.

1155
00:58:05,369 --> 00:58:06,335
           Oh, yeah.

1156
00:58:06,337 --> 00:58:07,402
       Snowman, finished!

1157
00:58:07,404 --> 00:58:09,037
        -Even sledging?
        -Even sledging.

1158
00:58:09,039 --> 00:58:10,706
   The age of wisdom is here.

1159
00:58:10,708 --> 00:58:11,807
       Father Christmas?

1160
00:58:11,809 --> 00:58:13,242
     Don't be so immature.

1161
00:58:13,244 --> 00:58:16,478
   -No, he's up there, look!
         -DUCK: What?

1162
00:58:16,747 --> 00:58:19,381
       Father Christmas!
       Don't do anything.

1163
00:58:19,383 --> 00:58:20,549
  Quick, we need to help him.

1164
00:58:20,551 --> 00:58:22,584
   Yeah, but like responsible
         adults, okay?

1165
00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:24,553
        Hold on tight,
       Father Christmas.

1166
00:58:24,555 --> 00:58:25,888
         I'll save you.

1167
00:58:25,890 --> 00:58:27,289
           I'm here.

1168
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:28,190
         Do not panic!

1169
00:58:28,192 --> 00:58:33,161
 Whoa. I got you, I've got you,
        safe and sound.

1170
00:58:33,163 --> 00:58:36,064
           (GRUNTING)

1171
00:58:40,771 --> 00:58:41,904
            (GASPS)

1172
00:58:41,906 --> 00:58:43,906
     He's still smiling...

1173
00:58:43,908 --> 00:58:44,873
             a bit.

1174
00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:46,475
      What have you done?

1175
00:58:46,477 --> 00:58:48,176
        I think we've...

1176
00:58:48,178 --> 00:58:50,078
         killed Santa!

1177
00:58:52,850 --> 00:58:54,249
            (GRUNTS)

1178
00:58:57,354 --> 00:59:00,622
           (GRUNTING)

1179
00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:02,157
              Hmm?

1180
00:59:04,261 --> 00:59:05,127
    PIG: What are you doing?

1181
00:59:05,129 --> 00:59:06,461
       Doesn't look like
          a snowman.

1182
00:59:06,463 --> 00:59:10,232
    Ooh. Uh, maybe, it does.
       Maybe it doesn't.

1183
00:59:10,234 --> 00:59:10,799
           Who knows?

1184
00:59:10,801 --> 00:59:13,635
       Are you two trying
       to bury something?

1185
00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:14,269
            Us? No.

1186
00:59:14,271 --> 00:59:17,205
     We're just moving snow
           like this.

1187
00:59:18,576 --> 00:59:23,078
          Moving snow,
       of course you are.

1188
00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:26,848
              -Oh.
              -Oh.

1189
00:59:26,850 --> 00:59:28,584
     I know you've been up
         to something!

1190
00:59:28,586 --> 00:59:31,787
  And don't think you can keep
   the truth hidden from me.

1191
00:59:31,789 --> 00:59:35,624
   I'm sorry. I can't keep it
       to myself anymore.

1192
00:59:35,626 --> 00:59:37,159
   We've done something bad.

1193
00:59:37,161 --> 00:59:40,128
  We killed Father Christmas!

1194
00:59:44,935 --> 00:59:48,604
           (LAUGHING)

1195
00:59:48,973 --> 00:59:51,073
    It's just a decoration.

1196
00:59:51,075 --> 00:59:54,476
        You didn't kill
    Father Christmas at all.

1197
00:59:54,812 --> 00:59:57,279
         Oh, so sweet.

1198
00:59:59,183 --> 01:00:00,382
       DUCK: Wait, wait.

1199
01:00:00,384 --> 01:00:04,052
  We found it hard to believe
           as well.

1200
01:00:04,054 --> 01:00:07,155
     Thousands of children
      won't get any toys.

1201
01:00:07,157 --> 01:00:09,458
       They'll be so sad.

1202
01:00:09,460 --> 01:00:11,193
    They'll be heartbroken.

1203
01:00:11,195 --> 01:00:12,361
             (SOBS)

1204
01:00:12,363 --> 01:00:14,696
       But don't worry...
        we have a plan.

1205
01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:17,032
       We'll save the day
       and hand out toys

1206
01:00:17,034 --> 01:00:17,766
      to all the children.

1207
01:00:17,768 --> 01:00:20,002
      We'll take his place
     and we'll be the ones

1208
01:00:20,004 --> 01:00:21,803
      who save Christmas.

1209
01:00:21,805 --> 01:00:22,671
           Yes, yes.

1210
01:00:22,673 --> 01:00:25,007
        And you can be
     our Father Christmas.

1211
01:00:25,009 --> 01:00:26,475
  Yeah, we need someone porky.

1212
01:00:26,477 --> 01:00:28,844
     Uh-hmm. Little cheeks,
      all pink and round.

1213
01:00:28,846 --> 01:00:30,078
       And a happy face.

1214
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,848
          No, stop it.
       I am not doing it.

1215
01:00:32,850 --> 01:00:35,584
     I have a roof to fix,
           remember?

1216
01:00:35,586 --> 01:00:37,653
      I thought the outfit
        would suit him.

1217
01:00:37,655 --> 01:00:39,855
   There's a part for an elf.

1218
01:00:39,857 --> 01:00:40,989
       Fine! Be that way,

1219
01:00:40,991 --> 01:00:43,291
  I'm playing Father Christmas
        now, all right?

1220
01:00:43,293 --> 01:00:44,926
 PIG: Yup, you go right ahead.

1221
01:00:44,928 --> 01:00:47,796
      I can play the elf,
          I suppose.

1222
01:00:48,866 --> 01:00:51,400
       (DUCK WHISPERING)

1223
01:00:51,402 --> 01:00:52,434
              Hmm?

1224
01:00:52,436 --> 01:00:56,138
          (WHISPERING)

1225
01:00:56,607 --> 01:00:58,006
            Mm-hmm.

1226
01:00:58,509 --> 01:00:59,274
            DOG: Oi.

1227
01:00:59,276 --> 01:01:01,610
        Where can I find
        the blue tinsel?

1228
01:01:01,612 --> 01:01:03,879
     Uh, yeah. In the shed.

1229
01:01:03,881 --> 01:01:06,181
        Rabbit and Duck
  seem to be up to something.

1230
01:01:06,183 --> 01:01:07,916
-Don't you think we should, uh--
              -No.

1231
01:01:07,918 --> 01:01:10,819
           You know,
 because don't you think, um--

1232
01:01:10,821 --> 01:01:11,887
          No, no, no.

1233
01:01:11,889 --> 01:01:13,021
         Just to check?

1234
01:01:13,023 --> 01:01:13,789
     Wouldn't do that, no.

1235
01:01:13,791 --> 01:01:15,991
             Okay.
  Well, thanks for your help.

1236
01:01:15,993 --> 01:01:17,359
     DOG: Don't mention it.

1237
01:01:17,361 --> 01:01:20,762
           (GRUNTING)

1238
01:01:20,931 --> 01:01:22,364
             There.

1239
01:01:23,834 --> 01:01:24,866
  You still look like a duck.

1240
01:01:24,868 --> 01:01:27,869
  DUCK: And what are you doing
 with that thing on your head?

1241
01:01:27,871 --> 01:01:30,138
          It's my hat.
    Now, I look like an elf,

1242
01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:30,739
        don't you think?

1243
01:01:30,741 --> 01:01:32,974
      Since when do elves
      wear feathered hats?

1244
01:01:32,976 --> 01:01:34,176
      Oh, yeah, of course.

1245
01:01:34,178 --> 01:01:37,179
         Wait a minute,
        I've got spares.

1246
01:01:37,414 --> 01:01:38,146
             Ta-da!

1247
01:01:38,148 --> 01:01:41,583
  (DUCK GRUNTS DISAPPROVINGLY)

1248
01:01:43,854 --> 01:01:45,253
            Oh, no.

1249
01:01:45,255 --> 01:01:46,054
              No.

1250
01:01:46,056 --> 01:01:47,456
    Oh, for goodness' sake.

1251
01:01:47,458 --> 01:01:49,458
       What? Oh, that's--

1252
01:01:49,460 --> 01:01:50,425
       What, no, no, no.

1253
01:01:50,427 --> 01:01:51,626
 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1254
01:01:51,628 --> 01:01:53,495
     Go-- go back, go back,
            go back.

1255
01:01:53,497 --> 01:01:54,730
     No. Right before that.

1256
01:01:54,732 --> 01:01:56,565
     There, there, perfect.

1257
01:01:58,202 --> 01:02:00,635
            RABBIT:
 Right, now for the itinerary.

1258
01:02:00,637 --> 01:02:02,904
   Starting point, the farm.

1259
01:02:02,906 --> 01:02:06,441
 -What do I put as destination?
 -Put every home in the world,

1260
01:02:06,443 --> 01:02:08,443
      and tick "no tolls."

1261
01:02:08,579 --> 01:02:10,579
Oh, dear, that's a twelve-year,
         seven months,

1262
01:02:10,581 --> 01:02:12,380
      hundred twenty days,
     and 32-minute journey.

1263
01:02:12,382 --> 01:02:15,016
    We're not gonna be able
 to do that in a single night.

1264
01:02:15,018 --> 01:02:17,319
   Try, "nice children only."

1265
01:02:17,321 --> 01:02:20,388
       Oh, yeah, shorter,
    seven years, six months,

1266
01:02:20,390 --> 01:02:21,189
        and four hours.

1267
01:02:21,191 --> 01:02:22,891
  Nah, they always exaggerate.

1268
01:02:22,893 --> 01:02:23,625
           Printing.

1269
01:02:23,627 --> 01:02:26,428
     All we have to do now
      is build a sledge.

1270
01:02:26,430 --> 01:02:28,597
        (DRILL WHIRRING)

1271
01:02:28,599 --> 01:02:30,132
 Oi. Can I borrow your wrench?

1272
01:02:30,134 --> 01:02:32,634
         I'm boosting
    the lawn mower's power.

1273
01:02:33,003 --> 01:02:33,668
        Yeah, go ahead.

1274
01:02:33,670 --> 01:02:36,571
      Just bring it back
     when you're finished.

1275
01:02:36,940 --> 01:02:38,306
          Lawn mower.

1276
01:02:38,308 --> 01:02:39,975
          Lawn mower?

1277
01:02:40,277 --> 01:02:41,176
        Hey, there, Pig.

1278
01:02:41,178 --> 01:02:44,179
 You wouldn't have any of that
   purple tinsel, would you?

1279
01:02:44,181 --> 01:02:45,380
Did you hear what he just said?

1280
01:02:45,382 --> 01:02:47,215
         They're doing
      something reckless.

1281
01:02:47,217 --> 01:02:47,949
       Leave them alone.

1282
01:02:47,951 --> 01:02:49,584
     Now, let's talk about
        purple tinsel.

1283
01:02:49,586 --> 01:02:51,987
     Let's talk about what?
       This is important!

1284
01:02:51,989 --> 01:02:54,156
      What, like my tinsel
        isn't important?

1285
01:02:54,158 --> 01:02:55,791
    Leave them be, will you?

1286
01:02:55,793 --> 01:02:57,459
    But aren't you worried?

1287
01:02:57,461 --> 01:02:59,594
      We're talking about
         a lawn mower.

1288
01:02:59,596 --> 01:03:01,296
      Worrying is in you.

1289
01:03:01,298 --> 01:03:03,131
    The solution is in them.

1290
01:03:03,133 --> 01:03:05,534
       -You believe that?
          -Absolutely.

1291
01:03:05,536 --> 01:03:07,269
          -Do nothing?
         -That's right.

1292
01:03:07,271 --> 01:03:10,005
        -Let them grow.
        -Like leg hair.

1293
01:03:10,007 --> 01:03:13,475
        I'll help meself
     to that purple tinsel.

1294
01:03:14,578 --> 01:03:15,744
     RABBIT: There we are.

1295
01:03:15,746 --> 01:03:16,978
    Our sledge is beautiful.

1296
01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:20,115
  Yup, and we don't even need
          a reindeer.

1297
01:03:20,117 --> 01:03:24,452
     (ENGINE TURNING OVER)

1298
01:03:24,521 --> 01:03:25,787
   Shouldn't we do something?

1299
01:03:25,789 --> 01:03:27,622
 This could get out of control.

1300
01:03:27,624 --> 01:03:28,323
            No, no.

1301
01:03:28,325 --> 01:03:31,626
   -RABBIT: It looks broken.
   -DUCK: Wait, I'll fix it.

1302
01:03:31,628 --> 01:03:34,963
     Ah, just tighten that.
            Try now.

1303
01:03:34,965 --> 01:03:36,264
     (ENGINE TURNING OVER)

1304
01:03:36,266 --> 01:03:39,201
-It's getting really dangerous.
       -Stay out of it,

1305
01:03:39,203 --> 01:03:39,901
       they're learning.

1306
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:42,704
     RABBIT: What if we put
        some petrol in?

1307
01:03:44,341 --> 01:03:47,375
  -So, d'you think it's full?
 -I don't know, it's too dark.

1308
01:03:47,377 --> 01:03:48,610
         DUCK: Hang on,
     I've got some matches.

1309
01:03:48,612 --> 01:03:50,712
 Ah! Oh, I don't believe this.
      I don't believe it.

1310
01:03:50,714 --> 01:03:53,381
    Wait, wait, wait, stop!
  No, give me the cap, let go,

1311
01:03:53,383 --> 01:03:54,216
     put the matches down.

1312
01:03:54,218 --> 01:03:57,219
          -(EXPLOSION)
         -(PIG SCREAMS)

1313
01:03:57,221 --> 01:03:59,020
            (THUDS)

1314
01:04:00,991 --> 01:04:02,190
         And my tinsel?

1315
01:04:02,192 --> 01:04:03,859
  (LAWN MOWER ENGINE REVVING)

1316
01:04:03,861 --> 01:04:05,527
              Hmm?

1317
01:04:06,163 --> 01:04:07,262
              Hmm?

1318
01:04:07,264 --> 01:04:08,897
            (LAUGHS)

1319
01:04:08,899 --> 01:04:10,498
         (PIG SCREAMS)

1320
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:11,266
           DOG: Hey.

1321
01:04:11,268 --> 01:04:14,603
  (LAWN MOWER ENGINE REVVING)

1322
01:04:14,605 --> 01:04:16,805
           (YELLING)

1323
01:04:25,015 --> 01:04:28,583
         (BELL TOLLING)

1324
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:31,353
       (GRANDMA HUMMING)

1325
01:04:31,355 --> 01:04:34,956
      (LAWN MOWER REVVING)

1326
01:04:34,958 --> 01:04:36,258
            (CRASH)

1327
01:04:36,260 --> 01:04:39,895
       (CAR APPROACHING)

1328
01:04:41,431 --> 01:04:43,098
              Huh?

1329
01:04:47,571 --> 01:04:49,037
              Hmm?

1330
01:04:49,239 --> 01:04:52,741
Why is it that everything you do
     turns into a disaster?

1331
01:04:52,743 --> 01:04:56,544
          Don't worry,
  I've got this under control.

1332
01:04:56,546 --> 01:04:58,613
     I'll talk to the man.

1333
01:05:02,019 --> 01:05:03,084
   DUCK: Oh, good to see you.

1334
01:05:03,086 --> 01:05:05,820
        Uh, listen here,
there's been a little confusion.

1335
01:05:05,822 --> 01:05:07,422
     Uh, uh, no, no, wait.

1336
01:05:07,424 --> 01:05:08,089
        Let me explain.

1337
01:05:08,091 --> 01:05:09,691
       No, you're making
        a huge mistake.

1338
01:05:09,693 --> 01:05:11,960
     Do you know who I am?

1339
01:05:11,962 --> 01:05:15,230
 I order you to open this door
           at once.

1340
01:05:15,299 --> 01:05:18,166
   Uh, oh. You know, please?

1341
01:05:18,168 --> 01:05:18,800
         Look at that.

1342
01:05:18,802 --> 01:05:21,636
      Someone's delivered
     our Christmas dinner.

1343
01:05:21,638 --> 01:05:22,237
          Bon appetit.

1344
01:05:22,239 --> 01:05:24,673
 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait!
      You can't do that.

1345
01:05:24,675 --> 01:05:27,475
     -Really? Why is that?
            -Um...

1346
01:05:27,477 --> 01:05:29,711
 because I'm Father Christmas.

1347
01:05:29,713 --> 01:05:32,080
  Yes, sir, and if you eat me,
             uh-uh,

1348
01:05:32,082 --> 01:05:34,616
     there'd be no presents
     for children tonight.

1349
01:05:34,618 --> 01:05:36,718
            (LAUGHS)

1350
01:05:38,956 --> 01:05:40,221
              -Ah!
              -No!

1351
01:05:40,223 --> 01:05:44,359
    Daddy, I want my toys.
  Don't eat Father Christmas.

1352
01:05:44,361 --> 01:05:48,863
 (LAUGHS) Sweetheart, he's not
  the real Father Christmas,

1353
01:05:48,865 --> 01:05:49,798
            -is he?
            -He is.

1354
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,534
       He has a red hat
   and a fluffy white beard.

1355
01:05:52,536 --> 01:05:54,302
  So, it's a true word spoken
          by a child.

1356
01:05:54,304 --> 01:05:56,671
 (SIGHS) What about the rabbit,
        can we eat him?

1357
01:05:56,673 --> 01:05:58,940
   He's really more of an elf
         and I need him

1358
01:05:58,942 --> 01:05:59,908
to help me deliver all the toys.

1359
01:05:59,910 --> 01:06:02,811
    -You can't eat an elf.
   -The pig, what about him?

1360
01:06:02,813 --> 01:06:05,747
   -He ain't doing nothing--
   -Hmm, that's a good point.

1361
01:06:05,749 --> 01:06:09,017
        Uh, not at all.
        I'm very useful.

1362
01:06:09,019 --> 01:06:12,554
  Ooh, uh, I pull the sledge,
           you know.

1363
01:06:12,556 --> 01:06:13,188
         Leave it out.

1364
01:06:13,190 --> 01:06:14,990
    Ain't that the reindeers
      who do the pulling?

1365
01:06:14,992 --> 01:06:18,593
    Yes, but the recession,
     so reindeer... pfft...

1366
01:06:18,595 --> 01:06:19,227
         are too dear.

1367
01:06:19,229 --> 01:06:21,062
Oh, uh, pigs, on the other hand,
          not at all.

1368
01:06:21,064 --> 01:06:24,532
    You can't eat the pig,
he's replaced all the reindeer.

1369
01:06:24,534 --> 01:06:27,068
   Don't eat the pig, please?

1370
01:06:28,505 --> 01:06:30,405
        (NERVOUS LAUGH)

1371
01:06:31,742 --> 01:06:33,975
              -Oh.
            -(SIGHS)

1372
01:06:34,044 --> 01:06:35,543
           All right.

1373
01:06:35,979 --> 01:06:37,078
            (SIGHS)

1374
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,613
  Right. Glad that's settled.

1375
01:06:38,615 --> 01:06:40,515
     So, would you help us
         get out then?

1376
01:06:40,517 --> 01:06:43,051
 Hmm? Children need their toys.

1377
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:46,388
           (LAUGHTER)

1378
01:06:46,390 --> 01:06:49,891
  Listen, sunshine, if we knew
    how to get out of here,

1379
01:06:49,893 --> 01:06:51,826
       we'd be long gone.

1380
01:06:53,330 --> 01:06:54,562
        I have an idea.

1381
01:06:54,564 --> 01:06:57,399
You can fly over the fence, yes,

1382
01:06:57,401 --> 01:06:59,934
     and then get the keys
         to the door.

1383
01:06:59,936 --> 01:07:01,503
        -Fly? Fly away?
        -You're the one

1384
01:07:01,505 --> 01:07:03,338
   pulling Father Christmas's
         sledge, right?

1385
01:07:03,340 --> 01:07:05,073
           -(LAUGHS)
       -(GASPS) So, fly!

1386
01:07:05,075 --> 01:07:07,142
    Or you serve no purpose
    and we're gonna eat you.

1387
01:07:07,144 --> 01:07:12,380
Fly, uh, yes, but I can't do it
      without the sledge.

1388
01:07:12,382 --> 01:07:15,550
           -You can.
         -(PIG SCREAMS)

1389
01:07:15,552 --> 01:07:18,219
  Watch, daddy. Watch him fly.

1390
01:07:18,221 --> 01:07:20,155
    Oh, yeah. Well, he was.

1391
01:07:20,157 --> 01:07:21,790
            -(CRASH)
           -Oh, dear.

1392
01:07:21,792 --> 01:07:23,258
   He found Fat Danny's cage.

1393
01:07:23,260 --> 01:07:26,061
  Oh, now, he gets to eat him
        instead of us.

1394
01:07:26,063 --> 01:07:28,997
  PIG: Nice, doggy, nice, dog,
          yeah, hello.

1395
01:07:28,999 --> 01:07:30,265
          (PIG GRUNTS)

1396
01:07:30,267 --> 01:07:33,535
       -(FAT DANNY BARKS)
         -(PIG SCREAMS)

1397
01:07:33,770 --> 01:07:35,170
       He's flying again.

1398
01:07:35,172 --> 01:07:38,039
             -Yay!
    -Yeah, so is Fat Danny.

1399
01:07:38,041 --> 01:07:40,275
 Uh, they're coming towards us.

1400
01:07:40,277 --> 01:07:43,611
           -(PANTING)
      -(FAT DANNY BARKING)

1401
01:07:47,017 --> 01:07:49,017
         Open the door.

1402
01:07:49,352 --> 01:07:50,752
            (THUDS)

1403
01:07:55,492 --> 01:07:58,059
    Oh, you managed to open
           the door.

1404
01:08:05,802 --> 01:08:07,135
        Right. Freedom.

1405
01:08:07,137 --> 01:08:09,637
     And with it, a chance
      to save Christmas,

1406
01:08:09,639 --> 01:08:13,074
        -Who's with me?
         -Me, me, me.

1407
01:08:13,076 --> 01:08:15,410
        (GROANS) Oh, no.

1408
01:08:16,613 --> 01:08:18,146
             -Yeah.
             -Yeah.

1409
01:08:18,148 --> 01:08:19,647
          -Yeah, yeah.
             -Sure.

1410
01:08:19,649 --> 01:08:20,482
        Of course, love.

1411
01:08:20,484 --> 01:08:22,016
  We're gonna save Christmas.

1412
01:08:22,018 --> 01:08:23,618
    And you will find warmth
         in your hearts

1413
01:08:23,620 --> 01:08:26,187
       as we get presents
    for the little children.

1414
01:08:26,189 --> 01:08:27,555
             Yeah.

1415
01:08:27,557 --> 01:08:29,591
       I'll get a sledge.

1416
01:08:29,659 --> 01:08:31,226
             Yeah.

1417
01:08:31,228 --> 01:08:33,795
       -One sledge-a-roo.
             -Yeah.

1418
01:08:33,797 --> 01:08:36,564
       Come on, come on,
        let's go, daddy.

1419
01:08:36,566 --> 01:08:39,200
  Think of us as extra elves.

1420
01:08:39,202 --> 01:08:41,970
   Right, you lot. Let's go!

1421
01:09:04,094 --> 01:09:06,194
          (CAT MEOWS)

1422
01:09:14,004 --> 01:09:15,637
        (ALARM BLARING)

1423
01:09:20,610 --> 01:09:23,011
        (RAT SQUEAKING)

1424
01:09:29,553 --> 01:09:32,320
     I really can't believe
       we're doing this.

1425
01:09:32,322 --> 01:09:34,022
     Are you not gonna look
          for presents

1426
01:09:34,024 --> 01:09:37,759
  because if not, I can think
    of a way you can help.

1427
01:09:37,761 --> 01:09:39,460
    Ooh, what a lovely gift.

1428
01:09:39,462 --> 01:09:41,763
    Someone's gonna be lucky
           this year.

1429
01:09:41,765 --> 01:09:44,265
  DUCK: What wonderful stuff.

1430
01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:45,099
        It's beautiful.

1431
01:09:45,101 --> 01:09:47,302
 Oh, there'll never be a better
           Christmas.

1432
01:09:47,304 --> 01:09:49,537
         There you are.
   The sledge is ready to go.

1433
01:09:49,539 --> 01:09:51,172
    Let's get you hitched up
            to fly.

1434
01:09:51,174 --> 01:09:52,140
    Please, don't be stupid.

1435
01:09:52,142 --> 01:09:54,876
 -We gotta get back to the farm
   -But what about the kids?

1436
01:09:54,878 --> 01:09:56,911
       -Father Christmas?
    -Don't start that again.

1437
01:09:56,913 --> 01:10:00,582
Father Christmas doesn't exist.
 It's a bunch of stupid stories

1438
01:10:00,584 --> 01:10:02,850
     we tell kids like you!

1439
01:10:02,986 --> 01:10:04,252
              Hmm.

1440
01:10:04,254 --> 01:10:04,752
             Daddy,

1441
01:10:04,754 --> 01:10:07,322
 -is the pig telling the truth?
     -Let's get a move on.

1442
01:10:07,324 --> 01:10:09,324
      We've got presents
  to deliver. It's Christmas.

1443
01:10:09,326 --> 01:10:11,826
   The sledge isn't gonna fly
           by itself.

1444
01:10:11,828 --> 01:10:12,860
            (LAUGHS)

1445
01:10:12,862 --> 01:10:15,730
           (GRUNTING)

1446
01:10:15,732 --> 01:10:18,032
          Thank you.
Thanks for everything, friends.

1447
01:10:18,034 --> 01:10:20,568
        Thanks to you,
      we saved Christmas.

1448
01:10:20,570 --> 01:10:23,037
      Awesome. Well done.

1449
01:10:23,273 --> 01:10:24,405
         Feel the love.

1450
01:10:24,407 --> 01:10:26,174
            -Bravo.
       -Happy Christmas.

1451
01:10:26,176 --> 01:10:27,108
            -Bravo.
            -Bravo.

1452
01:10:27,110 --> 01:10:30,178
Have a-- have a great Christmas.
           Love you.

1453
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,446
    Have a great Christmas.

1454
01:10:31,448 --> 01:10:34,716
    -Have a great Christmas.
    -Have a great Christmas.

1455
01:10:34,718 --> 01:10:37,885
          (SCREAMING)

1456
01:10:43,693 --> 01:10:44,759
        RABBIT: Woo-hoo.

1457
01:10:44,761 --> 01:10:47,128
  All right. Now, he's flying.

1458
01:11:02,412 --> 01:11:04,045
        (CAR HORN HONKS)

1459
01:11:07,917 --> 01:11:11,486
       SUZANNE:<i> Darling,</i>
<i> you look lovely in that outfit.</i>

1460
01:11:11,488 --> 01:11:13,755
  Oh, it's rather hot in here.

1461
01:11:13,757 --> 01:11:16,457
        Thank goodness,
  we only do this once a year.

1462
01:11:16,459 --> 01:11:17,558
           (GIGGLES)

1463
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,594
        Here, your hat.

1464
01:11:20,096 --> 01:11:21,929
  The children are so excited.

1465
01:11:21,931 --> 01:11:24,465
  It can't be just one Santa,
         that's silly.

1466
01:11:24,467 --> 01:11:28,002
     -No, there's only one.
     -I don't believe that.

1467
01:11:28,004 --> 01:11:30,505
      He couldn't deliver
       all those presents

1468
01:11:30,507 --> 01:11:33,141
  all by himself in one night.

1469
01:11:33,143 --> 01:11:35,043
            I mean,
  there must be at least five.

1470
01:11:35,045 --> 01:11:38,079
     No, there's only one,
     and he's a superhero.

1471
01:11:38,081 --> 01:11:41,349
       -Maybe, but still.
   -If only we could ask him.

1472
01:11:41,351 --> 01:11:44,619
      SUZANNE: Children,
   guess who's just arrived!

1473
01:11:44,721 --> 01:11:46,921
  Right, we got the presents,
           chimney,

1474
01:11:46,923 --> 01:11:49,524
 -the kids are waiting for us.
     -I can't believe you.

1475
01:11:49,526 --> 01:11:51,192
   Are you really going down
            there?

1476
01:11:51,194 --> 01:11:53,995
Oh, well let's just get the kids
     to come up here then.

1477
01:11:53,997 --> 01:11:55,363
   They'll get their pajamas
            dirty.

1478
01:11:55,365 --> 01:11:57,465
    But what if the chimney
          is blocked,

1479
01:11:57,467 --> 01:12:00,034
       -you'll get stuck.
       -Hmm, good point.

1480
01:12:00,036 --> 01:12:02,136
  If only we had a guinea pig
          to test it.

1481
01:12:02,138 --> 01:12:04,005
             -Huh?
  -Hey, what about a real pig?

1482
01:12:04,007 --> 01:12:05,840
       Knock three times
    when the coast is clear,

1483
01:12:05,842 --> 01:12:07,408
   and we'll be right there,
            got it?

1484
01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:08,676
             -Fire.
         -(PIG SCREAMS)

1485
01:12:08,678 --> 01:12:12,947
     Hello and ho, ho, ho.

1486
01:12:12,949 --> 01:12:14,415
             Uh...

1487
01:12:15,618 --> 01:12:16,784
           Oh, dear.

1488
01:12:16,786 --> 01:12:19,554
Go, fetch me the broom, Suzanne.

1489
01:12:20,957 --> 01:12:22,890
     Help, help, you guys.

1490
01:12:22,892 --> 01:12:23,791
             Help!

1491
01:12:23,793 --> 01:12:26,361
       That's the signal,
      the coast is clear.

1492
01:12:26,363 --> 01:12:27,662
              Hut.

1493
01:12:28,531 --> 01:12:30,431
        Hello, children.

1494
01:12:31,668 --> 01:12:35,436
 You wait until I get my hands
         on you. You.

1495
01:12:35,939 --> 01:12:37,438
           Come back.

1496
01:12:37,874 --> 01:12:39,841
         You see that?
    There is more than one.

1497
01:12:39,843 --> 01:12:41,075
        -I told you so.
          -Hmm, yeah,

1498
01:12:41,077 --> 01:12:44,379
    -but what about the pig?
-Pulls the sledge, I don't know.

1499
01:12:44,381 --> 01:12:47,081
But a reindeer pulls the sledge
           usually.

1500
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,851
        Yeah, but pigs
      are less expensive.

1501
01:12:51,154 --> 01:12:52,286
              Huh?

1502
01:12:52,288 --> 01:12:55,156
           (GRUNTING)

1503
01:12:55,225 --> 01:12:56,624
        What's going on?

1504
01:12:56,626 --> 01:12:58,025
              Oh!

1505
01:12:58,528 --> 01:12:59,761
         MAN: Got you.

1506
01:12:59,763 --> 01:13:01,028
           (SCREAMS)

1507
01:13:01,030 --> 01:13:02,130
        MAN: Clear off!

1508
01:13:02,132 --> 01:13:03,664
           (SCREAMS)

1509
01:13:03,666 --> 01:13:05,633
         (DOG BARKING)

1510
01:13:06,169 --> 01:13:09,570
 I say, uh, that wasn't too bad
      for our first time.

1511
01:13:09,572 --> 01:13:11,172
        Phew! Let's go.

1512
01:13:11,174 --> 01:13:12,573
        Oh, no. Enough.

1513
01:13:12,575 --> 01:13:13,307
       We stop this now,

1514
01:13:13,309 --> 01:13:15,643
     we are not delivering
      any more presents.

1515
01:13:15,645 --> 01:13:18,980
       -Father Christmas.
 -There is no Father Christmas!

1516
01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:22,350
         Yes, there is,
    and he's up there, look.

1517
01:13:23,686 --> 01:13:24,752
        He's in danger.

1518
01:13:24,754 --> 01:13:25,987
  Quick, we have to help him.

1519
01:13:25,989 --> 01:13:27,555
        Yeah, but like
      responsible adults?

1520
01:13:27,557 --> 01:13:30,091
   RABBIT: Father Christmas!
       Father Christmas.

1521
01:13:30,093 --> 01:13:33,761
       We've been through
      all of this before.

1522
01:13:33,763 --> 01:13:36,030
Oh, wait, that's really not him.

1523
01:13:36,032 --> 01:13:36,931
         No, it isn't.

1524
01:13:36,933 --> 01:13:38,666
   Yes, and they're all just
            copies.

1525
01:13:38,668 --> 01:13:39,934
     We killed the real one
         this morning.

1526
01:13:39,936 --> 01:13:43,104
-Uh, actually, it was more you.
 -It wasn't me, it was gravity,

1527
01:13:43,106 --> 01:13:44,739
      he got the attracted
         to the ground.

1528
01:13:44,741 --> 01:13:45,807
      -you know, physics.
            -Stop!

1529
01:13:45,809 --> 01:13:49,277
 You didn't kill anyone, it was
   a plastic Father Christmas

1530
01:13:49,279 --> 01:13:53,848
      -just like that one.
   -Are they plastic as well?

1531
01:13:58,822 --> 01:13:59,954
         What on earth?

1532
01:13:59,956 --> 01:14:01,622
       FATHER CHRISTMAS:
        Hey, you there?

1533
01:14:01,624 --> 01:14:04,559
     Help. I can't hold on
         much longer.

1534
01:14:04,561 --> 01:14:08,329
       -So, plastic, eh?
 -Hold on tight, Mr. Christmas.

1535
01:14:08,331 --> 01:14:10,097
          I am coming.

1536
01:14:11,201 --> 01:14:12,433
            Almost.

1537
01:14:12,435 --> 01:14:13,835
            Got you.

1538
01:14:14,604 --> 01:14:16,003
            (GASPS)

1539
01:14:16,773 --> 01:14:18,306
      RABBIT: Don't panic.

1540
01:14:18,308 --> 01:14:19,707
    It's all under control.

1541
01:14:19,709 --> 01:14:21,409
          (GRUNTS) Oh.

1542
01:14:26,115 --> 01:14:27,348
         There you are.

1543
01:14:27,350 --> 01:14:28,983
      Ooh, that was close.

1544
01:14:28,985 --> 01:14:30,184
       I don't understand
         what happened,

1545
01:14:30,186 --> 01:14:33,855
   I was on this rooftop when
there was this all mighty crash,

1546
01:14:33,857 --> 01:14:36,591
      and you know what,
    it looked like a, uh...

1547
01:14:36,593 --> 01:14:37,391
      supermarket trolley.

1548
01:14:37,393 --> 01:14:40,528
     A trolley on the roof,
  I have too much imagination.

1549
01:14:40,530 --> 01:14:42,330
    Can't thank you enough,
          my friends.

1550
01:14:42,332 --> 01:14:45,566
          I'm not sure
 what you're doing here, but...

1551
01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:46,868
       you saved my life.

1552
01:14:46,870 --> 01:14:50,438
        And what's more,
    you all saved Christmas.

1553
01:14:53,776 --> 01:14:58,145
  Gosh, is that the time, eh?
I still have to finish my round.

1554
01:14:58,147 --> 01:14:58,713
           Let's go.

1555
01:14:58,715 --> 01:15:00,882
     -Children are waiting.
          -Excuse me.

1556
01:15:00,884 --> 01:15:02,850
Are you really Father Christmas?

1557
01:15:02,852 --> 01:15:04,318
        Well, of course.

1558
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,720
     Who do you think I am?

1559
01:15:05,722 --> 01:15:06,954
   Uh, no, no, no. Uh, it's--

1560
01:15:06,956 --> 01:15:09,991
    I thought you'd be a bit
     more, you know, uh...

1561
01:15:09,993 --> 01:15:11,459
         yeah. Well...

1562
01:15:11,461 --> 01:15:12,527
        Yeah, you know.

1563
01:15:12,529 --> 01:15:15,730
 Well, I have to get in and out
     of chimneys, you know.

1564
01:15:15,732 --> 01:15:18,299
     So, can I drop you off
           somewhere?

1565
01:15:18,301 --> 01:15:19,734
            (GASPS)

1566
01:15:23,506 --> 01:15:24,505
         PIG: Tell me.

1567
01:15:24,507 --> 01:15:25,940
    Are reindeers expensive?

1568
01:15:25,942 --> 01:15:27,675
       FATHER CHRISTMAS:
      Well, actually, yes.

1569
01:15:27,677 --> 01:15:29,443
       We have to reshoe
       them all the time,

1570
01:15:29,445 --> 01:15:31,579
     even though their feet
    never touch the ground.

1571
01:15:31,581 --> 01:15:33,347
      RABBIT: Interesting.
          Can I drive?

1572
01:15:33,349 --> 01:15:34,248
 FATHER CHRISTMAS: Oh, oh, oh.

1573
01:15:34,250 --> 01:15:38,553
 Why don't you look at the view
  instead, it's rather pretty,

1574
01:15:38,555 --> 01:15:39,353
        don't you think?

1575
01:15:39,355 --> 01:15:41,422
 RABBIT: Oh, yeah, it's pretty.

1576
01:15:49,933 --> 01:15:51,332
            (YAWNS)

1577
01:15:53,503 --> 01:15:54,835
              Wow!

1578
01:15:54,837 --> 01:15:56,571
            (LAUGHS)

1579
01:16:03,613 --> 01:16:05,112
           (SCREAMS)

1580
01:16:14,390 --> 01:16:17,959
        (PLAYING FLUTE)

1581
01:16:34,143 --> 01:16:37,778
       -Merry Christmas!
      -And to you as well.

1582
01:16:41,618 --> 01:16:43,017
 What's with all the presents?

1583
01:16:43,019 --> 01:16:44,518
 Father Christmas bought them.

1584
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,454
        So you believe
      the fat-bloke-elves

1585
01:16:46,456 --> 01:16:49,256
        -nonsense then?
      -Well, you know me.

1586
01:16:49,258 --> 01:16:51,892
 DUCK: Father Christmas gave me
      an inflatable ring.

1587
01:16:51,894 --> 01:16:53,961
   And I got a carrot peeler.
         Got a carrot?

1588
01:16:53,963 --> 01:16:57,431
     -Anyone got a carrot?
  -Oh, dear, those crazy kids.

1589
01:16:57,433 --> 01:17:01,502
    Well, you know, as long
     as everyone's happy.

1590
01:17:02,038 --> 01:17:03,170
             Phew.

1591
01:17:03,172 --> 01:17:04,705
            (THUDS)

1592
01:17:19,288 --> 01:17:20,788
           All right.

1593
01:17:27,063 --> 01:17:29,030
       FOX: Well, we hope
   you've had a good evening,

1594
01:17:29,032 --> 01:17:31,999
     ladies and gentlemen,
    and please join us soon

1595
01:17:32,001 --> 01:17:33,868
        for some totally
        new adventures.

1596
01:17:33,870 --> 01:17:35,803
   On behalf of all of us...

1597
01:17:35,805 --> 01:17:37,338
          good night.

1598
01:17:37,340 --> 01:17:38,739
            (LAUGHS)

1599
01:17:39,909 --> 01:17:41,676
  FOX:<i> Shall we go for a drink</i>
        <i> and celebrate?</i>

1600
01:17:41,678 --> 01:17:44,145
  -RABBIT:<i> Oh, yeah. Why not?</i>
   -CHICKEN:<i> I fancy a pint.</i>

1601
01:17:44,147 --> 01:17:46,981
  PIG:<i> Not me. I'm going home.</i>
<i> Don't wanna miss the last trai.</i>

1602
01:17:46,983 --> 01:17:48,249
      DUCK:<i> Well, don't be</i>
        <i> a spoil sport.</i>

1603
01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:50,685
 -RABBIT:<i> We'll drop you home.</i>
-DUCK:<i> Yeah, we got the tractor</i>

1604
01:17:50,687 --> 01:17:53,187
   -RABBIT:<i> And I'm driving.</i>
 -PIG:<i> Yeah, uh, no, I'm fine.</i>

1605
01:17:53,189 --> 01:17:56,323
    No, no, no, it's fine.
   But thank you. Okay, bye.

1606
01:17:56,325 --> 01:17:56,791
              Huh?

1607
01:17:56,793 --> 01:18:00,461
 <i> -The audience is still here.</i>
  -DUCK:<i> What are they doing?</i>

1608
01:18:00,463 --> 01:18:02,229
     Oh, the curtain call.

1609
01:18:02,231 --> 01:18:03,464
  We forgot the curtain call.

1610
01:18:03,466 --> 01:18:05,366
  FOX:<i> Everybody on stage now.</i>

1611
01:18:05,368 --> 01:18:06,400
           <i> Come on.</i>

1612
01:18:06,402 --> 01:18:07,468
        <i> Michelle, kids.</i>

1613
01:18:07,470 --> 01:18:08,703
      <i> Is everybody ready?</i>

1614
01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:10,671
         <i> Okay. And go.</i>

1615
01:18:10,673 --> 01:18:14,508
            (¶¶¶¶¶)

1616
01:20:13,362 --> 01:20:17,131
   (VACUUM MACHINE WHIRRING)

1617
01:22:17,253 --> 01:22:23,657
           (HUMMING)

1618
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        (SWITCH CLICKS)