You are a teenager posting on GameFAQs in 2004. You are arguing with a stranger
 about which Final Fantasy game is the best. It's FFIX, OBVIOUSLY
> "Final Fantasy IX is the best FF game, OBVIOUSLY"

 and he says "Yeah, but it has some problems".

You both go back and forth for awhile until you realize that this guy isn't really
 worth your time. He doesn't know anything about the games and he just wants
 to argue with you because he thinks you're stupid
> Tell him that he is stupid

You tell him that he is stupid and that he should stop wasting his time. He gets
 angry at you and accuses you of being an *******. You apologize profusely and
 explain that you were just trying to help him out
> Help him out of being a dumb FF7 fanboy that is

You decide to try to get him to play FF8 instead since it's supposed to be easier
 than 7. He agrees and you agree to play together. You start off by explaining
 to him what the characters do and how they work. He seems to understand more
 as the game goes on
> As we play together we begin to form a connection. This isn't friendship, it's something more...

The next day you are playing in the forest when you notice that you have been
 talking to him all night long. It's like you've known each other for years.
 You begin to wonder if you've actually met before or if you've always had this
 strange feeling for each other
> I suddenly realize, we look exactly alike! We even have the same birthday

You both laugh and then you both realize that you look exactly alike. You both
 feel very happy and embrace each other. The two of you don't speak anymore for
 several days, but after a few weeks you finally break up again
> I rebound with the first breathing thing I see

You spend the rest of the week with him and the rest of the month with him. You
 become closer than ever before. You both share many secrets and you both love
 each other. One day you wake up and you both realize that you can't remember
 where you came from
> Search out the truth behind our origins

You both leave town and head towards the mountains. You both find a cave and
 you both enter it. You both stay there for a while and you both begin to talk
 about your pasts. You both realize that you are both human and that you aren't
 sure which one you are
> I'm the cool one

You both run into a small village and you both hide out in a house. You both
 talk about your lives and eventually you both come to the conclusion that you
 are both humans and that you are the cool one
> Nice

You both walk down the road and you both meet up with another couple. They are
 both human too and they are also nice. You both decide to keep going and you
 both realize that you are both humans and that you are nice
> Go on a double date at Applebees. My mom gave me a coupon

You both go to Applebees and order a large burger and fries. You both eat them
 and you both realize that you are both humans and that you are the nice one
> Realize that we aren't both human

You both go home and you both realize that you aren't both human. You both realize
 that you are just friends and that you will continue to hang out. You both decide
 to call it a night
> Hang out sometimes, but slowly drift apart as we just aren't the same people we used to be. Meet a new partner who's kind of boring but feels safe to be around, settle down, have kids, buy a house.

You both move away and meet a new person. You both grow close and eventually
 you realize that you are both humans and that you are the boring one
> Grow old together, pushing out regrets whenever they arise in my mind. Build models Gundams in my spare time. Learn Italian.

You both live happily ever after. You both build models Gundams in your spare
 time. You learn Italian. You both have children and grandchildren. You both
 enjoy life and you both die peacefully
 CONGRATS YOU WIN