Officer Undyne gives a presentation about drugs

Alphys had trouble keeping her class under control on the best of days. She was more than happy to have someone else take over for a while. Maybe she would even learn a thing or two.

The door burst open and slammed against the wall. Officer Undyne stepped inside.

"Howdy, punks! Are you ready to get educated?"

She got polite stares and a few nods.

"That's the spirit!" She swiped the keyboard aside and sat down cross-legged on the desk. "Now, I'm going to teach you about drugs. And why you shouldn't use any. Who can name a drug?" She looked around. "You, with the smug face."

"Aspirin," said Berdly.

"Yeah, that's not the kind we're talking about here. Anyone else? Susie? You know about drugs, right?"

Susie grinned. "I just stick to ham sandwiches."

Undyne shook her head. "Unbelievable. Buckle up, kids. I'll start with the background material."

Alphys was struck speechless as Undyne gave a long exposition about all the kinds of drugs she knew. The class was never this attentive when Alphys gave a lesson.

"...and then there's this pill called, uh, black phlegm. Gives you a hell of a headache."

She looked at the clock.

"Oh, shoot, my hour is up. I gotta get back to the station. Just, uh, remember not to do any of those, okay? See you!"

The class was unusually quiet and thoughtful for the rest of the day.