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**Item #:** SCP-22,805

**Object Class:** Keter

**Special Containment Procedures:**
    SCP-22,805 is to be kept totally disassembled at all times at Moonbase [Redacted] until the specific activity period has been signaled by [Data Expunged]. SCP-22,805 will then be assembled at Site [Redacted] to be accessed once a year for a period of no less than three days in the month of November by Mobile Task Forces 420A, 420B, 420C, and 420D (Dawn Guard, Alpha Flight, Night Watch, and Zeta Shift). MTFs 420A-420D will then assemble within SCP-22,805's driver's compartment and forward passenger cabin section a base camp from which operations will take place. Over the course of approximately thirty minutes after entering SCP-22,805 and sealing the compartment, SCP-22,805 will [Data Expunged] and create an instance of SCP-22,805-1. MTFs 420A-420D will then engaged with SCP-22,805-1 over a period of no less than 72 hours, but this period may be extended to a period of more than 150 hours. SCP-2017-1's attention must not be lost or else [Data Expunged]. At the end of the of the activity period SCP-22,805 and SCP-22,805-1 will [Date Expunged], after which MTF 420A-420D will then disassemble SCP-22,805 for storage at Moonbase [Redacted].

    In case of any memetic-cognihazard contamination of MTF personnel by SCP-22,805-1, MTF personnel are to [Data Expunged] which may result in the following health effects: [Data Expunged].

    In case of loss of control of SCP-22,805 by MTF personnel, MTF personnel are to signal for Foundation reinforcements and recieve support from rapid reaction Mobile Task Force 420E(Engineering). MTF 420E will then blanket Site [Recadacted] with coordinated Electronic Warfare support from a modified Boeing E-3 Sentry. If physical presence and immediate threat of SCP-22,805-1 is confirmed, MTF 420E is authorized to begin fire missions with standby Lockheed AC-130W, callsign Mod-Team.

    If contact has been lost by MTF 420A-420D, MTF 420E is authorized to initiate Arclight mission with standby Boeing B-52H, callsign Equipment Check. Use of [Redacted] has been authorized in case of contact lost by MTF 420A-420D. SCP-22,805 will then be recovered by Foundation ground support personnel from nearby Site [Redacted].

    If containment of SCP-22,805 is breeched, [Data Expunged], and SCP-22,805 will then be recovered by nearest surviving Foundation personnel.



**Description:**
    SCP-22,805 is a passenger bus of unknown make and model. The manufacturer is unknown. During a single continuous period lasting at least 72 hours once a year it can be started and operated. All attempts to start or operate SCP-22,805 at any other time have been unsuccessful. Attempts to accelerate to a greater speed than 55 MPH have been unsuccessful. SCP-22,805 drifts approximately 13 inches to the right every mile during forward motion at 55MPH. Measurements of the passenger compartment are inconsistent and appear to be different each year when measured during the operable period. The decor, number of seats, and other attributes of the interior vary, and these variations appear to correlate with the changes in interior dimensions. Exterior measurements do not appear to vary in this way.

    SCP-22,805-1 is a series of audiovisual phenomena created when SCP-22,805 [Data Expunged]. SCP-22,805-1 most consistently manifests as many distinct voices appearing to emenate from within the passenger compartment. The voices are described as numerous and often difficult to distinguish from one another. Where MTF 420A-420D have reported understanding the voices the content of their speech often appears to have significance only to MTF 420A-420D, while appearing entirely meaningless to others. No persons other than MTF 420A-420D have been observed entering or leaving the bus at any time. MTF 420A-420D have been observed referring to these phenomena as "the chat" in conversations with one another.

**Addendum:**

Operational Summary of Recovery of SCP-22,805 by Agent [The_Passerby] and Researcher [M0N0P0LE]:

Transcripts of interactions between SCP-22,805-1 and Mobile Taske Force 420A-420E personnel:
Currently Restricted by O-5 Council under Operation Rejected Challenge.