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Four-way Fun-times

May 1st, 2017
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  1. -START-
  2. DM
  3. As Mark and Drykka head outside and look up, they see Cyrill and some dude standing on her roof.
  4. Cyrill_Mondrake
  5. "Mark! I was wondering where you were. And Drykka too! I guess you got to her before I could"
  6. Mark_Bradbury
  7. "Alright, D. We need to find that sprite, now."
  8. "I'll go with or without you."
  9. Cyrill_Mondrake
  10. "Hold up, Lukas and i just got here, and introductions are in order!"
  11. "Right before that, though."
  12. "Drykka, are you ok?"
  13. Mark_Bradbury
  14. "Who the fuck is Lukas? Wait, is he that kid we don't talk to? D's server?"
  15. Lukas_Miller
  16. "no I'm the magical session fairy"
  17. Cyrill_Mondrake
  18. "Lukas is just some random dude that materialized outta nowhere"
  19. Mark_Bradbury
  20. "Oh, okay. Thanks for clearing that up. That makes complete fucking sense."
  21. Cyrill_Mondrake
  22. "He's not too bad, but then again I still barely know him."
  23. Drykka_Mendhi
  24. "i am well, yes, mark arriveD anD singlehanDeDly slew my assailants,"
  25. Mark_Bradbury
  26. "Naturally."
  27. Cyrill_Mondrake
  28. "Oh thank god. Thanks so much, Mark."
  29. "I was worried about both of you"
  30. "Good to see you're both alright"
  31. Mark_Bradbury
  32. "Cy, I'm fine. There's no need to worry about me."
  33. Cyrill_Mondrake
  34. "You kinda disappeared on me once we reached the croc town"
  35. Mark_Bradbury
  36. "I... I needed some time to think."
  37. "I'll message you about it later."
  38. Drykka_Mendhi
  39. "i have more questions, but we'll resolve those in Due time,"
  40. Mark_Bradbury
  41. "In the meantime, I need to get to D's first gate. She's not gonna be able to clear out whatever her first dungeon is on her own, so I figure I'll go ahead and do it."
  42. Cyrill_Mondrake
  43. "Uh-huh, but what about the fact that Drykka's already stuck in this weird-ass game with us?"
  44. "She'll need to get stronger, too."
  45. Mark_Bradbury
  46. "She can stay with you. She's better off being protected by you."
  47. Lukas_Miller
  48. "oh well you must be a real macho man huh?"
  49. Cyrill_Mondrake
  50. "I'd be glad to stay with her and help her out, but I don't want you going off alone and potentially getting stranded"
  51. Mark_Bradbury
  52. "Louie, butt out of this. This is none of your business."
  53. Lukas_Miller
  54. "Lukas"
  55. Cyrill_Mondrake
  56. "We only just met up again, so let's take some time to relax and actually stick together."
  57. Lukas_Miller
  58. "least you could get my name right Matt"
  59. Cyrill_Mondrake
  60. "Lukas, please try not to tease or start something"
  61. Mark_Bradbury
  62. "I mean what's the point of that? You're finally with Drykka, and you've got this nice new boyfriend of yours. There's no point in me staying with you guys."
  63. Cyrill_Mondrake
  64. "Dude, I just met this dude after he appeared out of literally nowhere"
  65. * Lukas_Miller snorts at the boyfriend point
  66. Mark_Bradbury
  67. "A likely excuse."
  68. Cyrill_Mondrake
  69. "Look at me."
  70. "What reason would I ever have to try hiding something like this or lie about it?"
  71. Mark_Bradbury
  72. "Cy..."
  73. "It was a mistake."
  74. * Cyrill_Mondrake makes a confused gesture before going "Oh."
  75. Mark_Bradbury
  76. "I got caught in the heat of the moment and it seemed like the right thing to do."
  77. Cyrill_Mondrake
  78. "Let's find someplace better to talk about this than in front of Drykka and a stranger I barely know"
  79. "Okay?"
  80. Mark_Bradbury
  81. "Not now."
  82. "You and D need some time to catch up."
  83. Cyrill_Mondrake
  84. "Sure, but I don't want you running off to go sulk or be angst-y"
  85. Mark_Bradbury
  86. "I need to find a way to get to this damned gate."
  87. Cyrill_Mondrake
  88. "Just stay here and hang out with us"
  89. Lukas_Miller
  90. "hes angsty enough as is"
  91. Mark_Bradbury
  92. "Nah, I'm not sulking. There's someone else a few planets away I want to meet up with."
  93. Drykka_Mendhi
  94. "oh?"
  95. Cyrill_Mondrake
  96. "Oh, the cowboy wannabe?"
  97. Mark_Bradbury
  98. "Nope. My fellow moon dreamer, Alya."
  99. Cyrill_Mondrake
  100. "Who? You'll have to introduce me sooner or later"
  101. "And moon dreamer?"
  102. "Is this game-speak?"
  103. Mark_Bradbury
  104. "I think she's like, Drykka's Server's Server or something like that."
  105. Drykka_Mendhi
  106. "correct,"
  107. Mark_Bradbury
  108. "D, explain moons to her later okay?"
  109. Drykka_Mendhi
  110. "ah, very well, it's not exactly an easy subject,"
  111. Cyrill_Mondrake
  112. "I've got no clue what this moon-biz is, but I guess I haven't run into it"
  113. Lukas_Miller
  114. "you will when you sleep"
  115. Mark_Bradbury
  116. "Try taking a nap."
  117. Cyrill_Mondrake
  118. "But seriously, Mark. Stay here and let's just hang out and relax."
  119. "I wanna hang out with both of you"
  120. "in person"
  121. "For like the second time ever since we first met"
  122. Mark_Bradbury
  123. "Maybe later, when we can easily get between planets."
  124. "Isn't it obvious what I'm trying to do?"
  125. Cyrill_Mondrake
  126. "You're determined to see this girl, aren'tcha"
  127. Mark_Bradbury
  128. "I'm trying to chain together all of the planets, so we can go wherever we want and hang out together whenever."
  129. Cyrill_Mondrake
  130. "That's... actually a really good idea"
  131. Mark_Bradbury
  132. "Seems like I'm the only one actually trying to play this FUCKING GAME."
  133. * Lukas_Miller whispers to Drykka "are they always like this"
  134. * Drykka_Mendhi whispers back "not really, i Don't think, feels like something's gotten to them"
  135. Cyrill_Mondrake
  136. "Yea, I can't argue too much with that."
  137. "At least try to be careful and keep in touch"
  138. Mark_Bradbury
  139. "You know I will. Just, once I go, stay here with D until I return, alright? Then we'll spend some time together."
  140. Lukas_Miller
  141. "so youre just gonna run off then Mike?"
  142. Mark_Bradbury
  143. "Mark."
  144. "And yeah, probably."
  145. Lukas_Miller
  146. "Malcolm"
  147. Cyrill_Mondrake
  148. "Nothing much we can do to stop him. He's a slippery noodle of a guy"
  149. "But he can take care of himself"
  150. Lukas_Miller
  151. "wanna give me your handle before you go?"
  152. "see if pesterchum can handle cross session chats"
  153. Mark_Bradbury
  154. "Cut the shit, Lukas. Not playing this not-say-the-right-name game with you."
  155. "acousticDeadeye."
  156. Cyrill_Mondrake
  157. "That sounds like a fun time."
  158. "Mine is genousErichment"
  159. Lukas_Miller
  160. "scenicExplorator"
  161. Drykka_Mendhi
  162. "oh, right, please tell all your hypothetical troll frienDs about me,"
  163. "my hanDle is kinkshaman,"
  164. Mark_Bradbury
  165. "Yeah, this one's sort of the only troll in our session."
  166. Lukas_Miller
  167. "and I'll use whatever name I want to Morgan"
  168. * Mark_Bradbury sighs
  169. Lukas_Miller
  170. "oh wait really?"
  171. Mark_Bradbury
  172. "That's it."
  173. * Mark_Bradbury points his gun at Lukas
  174. Cyrill_Mondrake
  175. "Yea, Drykka's the only troll I really know, and she's kinda the only troll I think got into the game"
  176. Lukas_Miller
  177. "wow thats totally how you treat a guest"
  178. Mark_Bradbury
  179. "I'm not in the mood to put up with this nonsense."
  180. Lukas_Miller
  181. "very polite"
  182. Cyrill_Mondrake
  183. "Oy-oy-oy-oy, Mark, put the damn guns down"
  184. DM
  185. Roll perception
  186. Mark_Bradbury
  187. "Back off, Cy. He's pushing buttons he shouldn't push."
  188. DM
  189. everyone
  190. Drykka_Mendhi
  191. "mark, Don't kill him, we have to test the waters a bit"
  192. Cyrill_Mondrake
  193. "Chris'sake, you don't randomly point guns at people!"
  194. DM
  195. Except Mark
  196. Cyrill_Mondrake
  197. !roll 1d20+1
  198. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  199. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {3}
  200. Lukas_Miller
  201. !roll 1d20
  202. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  203. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {7}
  204. Drykka_Mendhi
  205. !roll 1d20+1
  206. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  207. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
  208. Lukas_Miller
  209. "hey if you can avoid killing me until sunset youll never see me again anyway"
  210. Mark_Bradbury
  211. "Never said I was going to kill you. Just shut you up a bit."
  212. Cyrill_Mondrake
  213. "Mark, put the guns away! This is NOT how you try and communicate with people, unless you want enemies!"
  214. Lukas_Miller
  215. "hasnt anyone ever taught you you dont pull a gun on anything you dont wanna kill?"
  216. * Mark_Bradbury sighs again
  217. * Mark_Bradbury points his other gun at Drykka
  218. Cyrill_Mondrake
  219. "Mark, dafuq?!"
  220. Drykka_Mendhi
  221. "if you Do, Don't fire the gun, fuck, you want enemies, not corpses,"
  222. Mark_Bradbury
  223. "Cy, take Drykka and back away now."
  224. Drykka_Mendhi
  225. "this is not the time, mark"
  226. Mark_Bradbury
  227. "I don't want to lose the two of you."
  228. Lukas_Miller
  229. "oh wow a totally and completely emotionally stable person right here"
  230. "wow"
  231. "who would have guessed?"
  232. Cyrill_Mondrake
  233. "Uh..... sure, if only to protect her from you right now."
  234. Mark_Bradbury
  235. "Thanks."
  236. Cyrill_Mondrake
  237. "Cmon Drykka, we should move a bit"
  238. Drykka_Mendhi
  239. "right, you two, stay up there anD have your hateflirts,"
  240. Cyrill_Mondrake
  241. "Mark, I swear, if you don't drop those guns, I will come right back and slap them away from you"
  242. * Cyrill_Mondrake leads Drykka maybe 10-15 feet away
  243. Mark_Bradbury
  244. "Cy, I swear to god."
  245. Lukas_Miller
  246. "hateflirts?"
  247. "wait what?"
  248. Cyrill_Mondrake
  249. "Mark, what is actually causing all this?"
  250. * Drykka_Mendhi whispers at Cyrill "you uh, might want to get a bit farther away"
  251. Cyrill_Mondrake
  252. "Okay, something's up, then."
  253. "Yea, let's back the hell up"
  254. Mark_Bradbury
  255. "Nah, D's kinda right. A bit of black feelings."
  256. * Cyrill_Mondrake backs away another 15-25 feet with Drykka
  257. Lukas_Miller
  258. "a bit of what now?"
  259. Mark_Bradbury
  260. "But I'm gonna beat these god damned feelings away."
  261. Drykka_Mendhi
  262. "what, why?"
  263. DM
  264. Everyone besides Drykka roll perception again
  265. Cyrill_Mondrake
  266. !roll 1d20+1
  267. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  268. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {7}
  269. Lukas_Miller
  270. !roll 1d20
  271. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  272. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
  273. Mark_Bradbury
  274. Including me?
  275. DM
  276. yes
  277. Mark_Bradbury
  278. !roll 1d20+1
  279. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  280. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {18}
  281. Mark_Bradbury
  282. "Wait."
  283. Drykka_Mendhi
  284. "you probably won't have to worry about your unresolveD quaDrants for long anyway, mark,"
  285. Mark_Bradbury
  286. "D, you feel that too?"
  287. Drykka_Mendhi
  288. "oh, yeah,"
  289. Mark_Bradbury
  290. "CY, TAKE D AND HIDE."
  291. Cyrill_Mondrake
  292. "Feel what?"
  293. Mark_Bradbury
  294. "NOW."
  295. Cyrill_Mondrake
  296. "Okay, got it"
  297. Mark_Bradbury
  298. "Lukas, can you fight?"
  299. * Cyrill_Mondrake hides another 20 feet away or something with Drykka
  300. * Lukas_Miller takes out his scimitar
  301. Mark_Bradbury
  302. "NO, CY, TAKE HER INSIDE."
  303. "SHE ISN'T SAFE HERE."
  304. Cyrill_Mondrake
  305. "Alright, then."
  306. * Cyrill_Mondrake takes Drykka inside her hive
  307. Drykka_Mendhi
  308. "something big's climbing the floaty island, i'm only on my thirD rung,"
  309. * Mark_Bradbury has begun pestering joyousDream [JD]
  310. Mark_Bradbury
  311. AD: WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE
  312. AD: BUILD UP YOUR GOD DAMN CLIENT PLAYERS HIVE NOW
  313. AD: SHE ISNT SAFE HERE
  314. Mark_Bradbury
  315. AD:...
  316. AD: Fuck
  317. AD: No response
  318. Lukas_Miller
  319. "whats coming?"
  320. Mark_Bradbury
  321. "Something big."
  322. "Something very big."
  323. DM
  324. Finally, a huge one eyed creatures climbs up over the edge of the tower you're on. Or at least, he would have one eye, it's currently a big X. On his shoulders rides a flaming basilisk and a couple teddy imps.
  325. Lukas_Miller
  326. "what the hell"
  327. Mark_Bradbury
  328. "Hoo boy."
  329. "Lukas, the basilisk and the imps are yours. I've got the big one."
  330. DM
  331. Everyone, roll initiative
  332. Lukas_Miller
  333. "oh yeah sure just leave me to fight these things that I've seen exactly none of before"
  334. Mark_Bradbury
  335. !roll 1d20+6
  336. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  337. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {8}
  338. Lukas_Miller
  339. !roll 1d20+1
  340. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  341. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {8}
  342. Cyrill_Mondrake
  343. !roll 1d20+5
  344. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  345. rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {25}
  346. Drykka_Mendhi
  347. !roll 1d20+1
  348. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  349. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {8}
  350. DM
  351. Lukas and Drykka reroll
  352. Lukas_Miller
  353. !roll 1d20+1
  354. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  355. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
  356. Drykka_Mendhi
  357. !roll 1d20+1
  358. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  359. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {2}
  360. DM
  361. lol
  362. Cyrill gets a bonus round so she gets two round here at the start
  363. Cyrill_Mondrake
  364. I snarf down the last healing gel I have, to start
  365. !roll 1d4+1
  366. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  367. rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {2}
  368. DM
  369. Well you feel a little better...
  370. That's one minor action down
  371. Cyrill_Mondrake
  372. how far am I from each enemy?
  373. DM
  374. You're inside the building,s o there's a wall and closed door between you. Total distance is about 50 feet.
  375. Cyrill_Mondrake
  376. Distance to Mark and Lukas?
  377. DM
  378. Past the wall, about 20
  379. They're between you and th emonsters
  380. Cyrill_Mondrake
  381. I leave Drykka's hive, opening and closing the door, stop about 15 feet from Mark and Lukas, and try putting on a supportive performance to help boost morale
  382. !roll 2#1d20 performance for both major actions
  383. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  384. rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=15 ]{15}, [ 1d20=19 ]{19}
  385. Mark_Bradbury
  386. "Cy, what are you doing? I need you protecting Drykka!"
  387. Lukas_Miller
  388. "youre not her guardian you know"
  389. DM
  390. Well, you guys sure are motivated to protect the pretty lady making eyes at you.
  391. Cyrill_Mondrake
  392. "Protecting her by doing nothing won't help. You guys are in good shape to fight, but I'm not, so I can just cheer you on for now."
  393. end turn
  394. Mark_Bradbury
  395. "Just stay safe, alright?"
  396. Cyrill_Mondrake
  397. "Understood"
  398. Mark_Bradbury
  399. "If you so much as get dust on you, get back inside."
  400. Cyrill_Mondrake
  401. "Hyperbole, but still understood"
  402. DM
  403. The basilisk is next, and jumps down. He moves towards all three of you quickly, rears back, and breaths fire
  404. !roll 1d20+3
  405. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  406. rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {8}
  407. DM
  408. You manage to all jump out of the way, without even getting singed.
  409. Lukas' turn
  410. Lukas_Miller
  411. Lukas runs up and slices the basilisk, staying away from its head
  412. !roll 1d20+6
  413. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  414. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {9}
  415. DM
  416. He misses
  417. Lukas_Miller
  418. Missing, he prepares a parry with his minor
  419. End turn
  420. DM
  421. An imp runs forward, stopping a bit out of range behind the basilisk. It sticks its tongue out at you
  422. Mark's turn
  423. Mark_Bradbury
  424. I sigh, seeing everyone do nothing useful, and fire a shot at the big guy's eye.
  425. !roll 1d20+8
  426. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  427. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {18}
  428. DM
  429. Hit
  430. Mark_Bradbury
  431. !roll 2d4+7
  432. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  433. rolled 2d4+7 --> [ 2d4=5 ] | {12}
  434. Mark_Bradbury
  435. I fire my second shot in the same spot.
  436. !roll 1d20+8
  437. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  438. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {17}
  439. DM
  440. Another hit
  441. Mark_Bradbury
  442. !roll 2d4
  443. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  444. rolled 2d4 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {6}
  445. Mark_Bradbury
  446. I close in on the big guy.
  447. DM
  448. You make it 20 feet away, close to the imp and behind the baslisk
  449. Mark_Bradbury
  450. End.
  451. DM
  452. The giclops rubs its empty eye hole, slightly irritated
  453. The next imp runs up to attack Mark
  454. !roll 1d20
  455. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  456. rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {15}
  457. Mark_Bradbury
  458. Miss
  459. DM
  460. It flails at him ineffectively
  461. The giclops finally moves foward and swings its massive fist at Mark.
  462. !roll 1d20+7
  463. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  464. rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {12}
  465. Mark_Bradbury
  466. Miss
  467. DM
  468. It hits the ground next to you so hard it feels like yhou're on a trampoline.
  469. Drykka's turn
  470. Drykka_Mendhi
  471. I try to find a window with a good view of the situation
  472. DM
  473. You go to the window by your front door, and are able to get a good look at the action
  474. Drykka_Mendhi
  475. You check for any loose objects to fling at the big thing.
  476. DM
  477. You spot some loose bricks ont he ground near the fight
  478. Drykka_Mendhi
  479. You use minor slot lift to throw one at the big one.
  480. DM
  481. Do the rolls
  482. Drykka_Mendhi
  483. !roll 1d20+4
  484. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  485. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {16}
  486. Drykka_Mendhi
  487. !roll 1d20+4
  488. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  489. rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
  490. DM
  491. You hit, roll damage
  492. If it doesnt specify, 1d6+int
  493. Drykka_Mendhi
  494. !roll 1d8
  495. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  496. rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=1 ] | {1}
  497. DM
  498. Ok you plink the bricks against his side and he doesn't notice.
  499. Drykka_Mendhi
  500. Turn over.
  501. DM
  502. Cyrill's turn
  503. Mark_Bradbury
  504. "DRYKKA FOCUS ON THE SMALL STUFF"
  505. "WAIT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING"
  506. "HIDE"
  507. Cyrill_Mondrake
  508. distance to the basilisk?
  509. DM
  510. 5 feet
  511. Cyrill_Mondrake
  512. Can't let it get any closer, so I slice at the monster
  513. but not before entering the flurry stance
  514. DM
  515. Do the rolls
  516. Cyrill_Mondrake
  517. !roll 2#1d20+7 controlled flurry
  518. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  519. rolled 2#1d20+7 --> | [ 1d20=9 ]{16}, [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
  520. DM
  521. Both hits
  522. Cyrill_Mondrake
  523. !roll 2#1d2+4
  524. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  525. rolled 2#1d2+4 --> | [ 1d2=1 ]{5}, [ 1d2=1 ]{5}
  526. DM
  527. The basilisk screeches in pain
  528. Cyrill_Mondrake
  529. end turn
  530. DM
  531. The basilisk goes to wrap around Cy
  532. Roll acro or ath
  533. Cyrill_Mondrake
  534. !roll 1d20+9 acro
  535. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  536. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {20}
  537. DM
  538. !roll 1d20+2
  539. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  540. rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {13}
  541. DM
  542. You successfully fend off the attack
  543. Lukas' turn
  544. Lukas_Miller
  545. "now dont do that"
  546. He slices at the basilisk again
  547. !roll 1d20+6
  548. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  549. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {21}
  550. DM
  551. Hit
  552. Lukas_Miller
  553. and uses powerstrike as a minor action to add his str an extra time to damage
  554. !roll 1d8+8
  555. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  556. rolled 1d8+8 --> [ 1d8=3 ] | {11}
  557. DM
  558. The basilisk looks very hurt now, but not down yet
  559. Lukas_Miller
  560. End turn
  561. DM
  562. The imp goes to attack Mark
  563. !roll 1d20+1
  564. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  565. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {5}
  566. Mark_Bradbury
  567. Miss
  568. DM
  569. Yep its an imp
  570. Mark's turn
  571. Mark_Bradbury
  572. I fire a shot at the giclops
  573. !roll 1d20+6
  574. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  575. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
  576. DM
  577. Lucky you, it hits
  578. Mark_Bradbury
  579. wait what
  580. ok
  581. !roll 2d4+7
  582. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  583. rolled 2d4+8 --> [ 2d4=7 ] | {15}
  584. Mark_Bradbury
  585. I fire my second shot at the basilisk.
  586. !roll 1d20+6
  587. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  588. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {27}
  589. DM
  590. Ok you hit that one too
  591. Mark_Bradbury
  592. !roll 2d4+2
  593. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  594. rolled 2d4+2 --> [ 2d4=6 ] | {8}
  595. DM
  596. The basilisk explodes into grist
  597. Mark_Bradbury
  598. Who's Next?
  599. I fire another Shot at the giclops.
  600. !roll 1d20+6
  601. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  602. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {22}
  603. DM
  604. hit
  605. Mark_Bradbury
  606. you can do it dicebot
  607. !roll 2d4+6
  608. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  609. rolled 2d4+6 --> [ 2d4=3 ] | {9}
  610. Mark_Bradbury
  611. End turn.
  612. DM
  613. The other imp decies to give it another go
  614. !roll 1d20+1
  615. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  616. rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {10}
  617. Mark_Bradbury
  618. Miss
  619. DM
  620. It clings to your leg uselessly
  621. The giclops swings at you, like he's playing wackamole
  622. !roll 1d20+9
  623. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  624. rolled 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {27}
  625. Mark_Bradbury
  626. yeah that's a hit
  627. DM
  628. !roll 2d6+7
  629. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  630. rolled 2d6+7 --> [ 2d6=8 ] | {15}
  631. DM
  632. Take 15 damage
  633. Drykka's turn
  634. Mark_Bradbury
  635. 83/98 remaining
  636. Drykka_Mendhi
  637. You continue trying to beat the giclops with the brick like a useless piece of shit
  638. !roll 2#1d20+4
  639. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  640. rolled 2#1d20+4 --> | [ 1d20=13 ]{17}, [ 1d20=13 ]{17}
  641. DM
  642. Hit
  643. Drykka_Mendhi
  644. !roll 1d8
  645. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  646. rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=5 ] | {5}
  647. DM
  648. You smack it more with the brick, good job
  649. Drykka_Mendhi
  650. End turn
  651. DM
  652. Cyrill's turn
  653. Cyrill_Mondrake
  654. I go to the nearest imp and slice away
  655. !roll 2#1d20+7 controlled flurry
  656. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  657. rolled 2#1d20+7 --> | [ 1d20=9 ]{16}, [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
  658. Cyrill_Mondrake
  659. !roll 2#1d2+4
  660. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  661. rolled 2#1d2+4 --> | [ 1d2=1 ]{5}, [ 1d2=1 ]{5}
  662. DM
  663. you make the poor imp cry
  664. Cyrill_Mondrake
  665. I slice at it again
  666. !roll 1d20+7 half of a controlled flurry
  667. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  668. rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {14}
  669. Cyrill_Mondrake
  670. !roll 1d2+4
  671. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  672. rolled 1d2+4 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {5}
  673. DM
  674. You kill the poor babby imp
  675. Cyrill_Mondrake
  676. and I attack the imp clinging to mark to finish
  677. !roll 1d20+7 other half of a controlled flurry
  678. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  679. rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {20}
  680. Cyrill_Mondrake
  681. !roll 1d2+4
  682. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  683. rolled 1d2+4 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {5}
  684. DM
  685. The other imp is hurt but alive
  686. Lukas' turn
  687. Lukas_Miller
  688. what's the distance from him to the giclops and him to the imp?
  689. DM
  690. The imp is on his leg, the giclops is 10 feet in front of him
  691. * Lukas_Miller me blinks at the imp attached to his leg
  692. Lukas_Miller
  693. "hi there"
  694. DM
  695. It chatters at you
  696. Lukas_Miller
  697. "you want to let go?"
  698. DM
  699. It chatters more angrily.
  700. Lukas_Miller
  701. "rude"
  702. * Lukas_Miller hauls himself and the imp toward the giclops, taking a Slice at it
  703. Lukas_Miller
  704. !roll 1d20+6
  705. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  706. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {16}
  707. DM
  708. Hit
  709. Lukas_Miller
  710. !roll 1d8+8
  711. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  712. rolled 1d8+8 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {14}
  713. Lukas_Miller
  714. Powerstrike!
  715. DM
  716. Mark's turn
  717. Mark_Bradbury
  718. I fire shot number 1
  719. !roll 1d20+6
  720. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  721. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
  722. DM
  723. At?
  724. Mark_Bradbury
  725. The only thing alive?
  726. more specifically the giclops
  727. DM
  728. There are two
  729. an imp and a giclops
  730. Hit
  731. Mark_Bradbury
  732. !roll 2#2d4+7 advantage due to steady aim
  733. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  734. rolled 2#2d4+7 --> | [ 2d4=8 ]{15}, [ 2d4=4 ]{11}
  735. DM
  736. 15
  737. Mark_Bradbury
  738. I put that pathetic imp out of it's misery
  739. !roll 1d20+6
  740. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  741. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {12}
  742. DM
  743. Miss
  744. Mark_Bradbury
  745. youve always favored defender
  746. ;-;
  747. end
  748. DM
  749. The imp decides to swap to Lukas' leg
  750. The giclops swings at Mark again
  751. !roll 1d20+8
  752. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  753. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {26}
  754. DM
  755. !roll 2d6+7
  756. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  757. rolled 2d6+7 --> [ 2d6=10 ] | {17}
  758. Mark_Bradbury
  759. Mark throws his middle finger at the giclops.
  760. DM
  761. Take 17 damage from getting wackamoled
  762. Mark_Bradbury
  763. 67/98
  764. Drykka's turn
  765. Drykka_Mendhi
  766. You continue your strategy of beating the big boy with the brick
  767. !roll 2#1d20+4
  768. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  769. rolled 2#1d20+4 --> | [ 1d20=6 ]{10}, [ 1d20=20 ]{24}
  770. DM
  771. Oh a crit
  772. DM
  773. roll your damage
  774. Drykka_Mendhi
  775. !roll 1d8
  776. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  777. rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=6 ] | {6}
  778. DM
  779. 12
  780. He's starting to look a bit haggered
  781. Cyrill's turn if you're done
  782. Drykka_Mendhi
  783. Yeah, done.
  784. Cyrill_Mondrake
  785. I'll let lukas handle the imp. The biggie needs to go
  786. I run up and slice
  787. !roll 2#1d20+7 controlled flurry
  788. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  789. rolled 2#1d20+7 --> | [ 1d20=20 ]{27}, [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  790. Cyrill_Mondrake
  791. DOUBLE CRITS
  792. !roll 2#1d2+4
  793. Mark_Bradbury
  794. DOUBLE CRITS
  795. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  796. rolled 2#1d2+4 --> | [ 1d2=2 ]{6}, [ 1d2=2 ]{6}
  797. Cyrill_Mondrake
  798. 24 total damage
  799. DM
  800. yup, good hits
  801. Cyrill_Mondrake
  802. I continue my assault
  803. !roll 2#1d20+7 controlled flurry
  804. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  805. rolled 2#1d20+7 --> | [ 1d20=8 ]{15}, [ 1d20=20 ]{27}
  806. Cyrill_Mondrake
  807. CRIT
  808. !roll 2#1d2+4
  809. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  810. rolled 2#1d2+4 --> | [ 1d2=2 ]{6}, [ 1d2=1 ]{5}
  811. Cyrill_Mondrake
  812. 6 + 10 = 16 damage
  813. DM
  814. 16
  815. Lukas' turn
  816. * Lukas_Miller turns to the imp
  817. Lukas_Miller
  818. "so"
  819. "do you really want to keep attacking us?"
  820. DM
  821. It chatters some more
  822. Can't really understand it but it isn't attacking so?
  823. Lukas_Miller
  824. "nice"
  825. He slices the giclops again
  826. !roll 1d20+6
  827. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  828. rolled 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {23}
  829. DM
  830. Hit
  831. Lukas_Miller
  832. !roll 1d8+8
  833. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  834. rolled 1d8+8 --> [ 1d8=4 ] | {12}
  835. Lukas_Miller
  836. Powerstrike!
  837. DM
  838. He's looking pretty haggard
  839. Mark's turn
  840. Mark_Bradbury
  841. "Okay. Let's finish this."
  842. Shot at Giclops
  843. !roll 1d20+8
  844. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  845. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {14}
  846. Mark_Bradbury
  847. !roll 2#2d4+7
  848. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  849. rolled 2#2d4+7 --> | [ 2d4=3 ]{10}, [ 2d4=3 ]{10}
  850. Mark_Bradbury
  851. 10 damage
  852. Shot at the imp
  853. !roll 1d20+8
  854. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  855. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {10}
  856. DM
  857. Ok the imp is dead now
  858. Mark_Bradbury
  859. Whos next
  860. !roll 1d20+8
  861. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  862. rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {22}
  863. Mark_Bradbury
  864. !roll 2#2d4+6
  865. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  866. rolled 2#2d4+6 --> | [ 2d4=7 ]{13}, [ 2d4=6 ]{12}
  867. Mark_Bradbury
  868. 13 damage
  869. DM
  870. The giclops goes to one knee
  871. Mark_Bradbury
  872. Can I rule of cool
  873. pls
  874. DM
  875. nope
  876. Mark_Bradbury
  877. ;-;
  878. end
  879. DM
  880. The giclops takes one more swing
  881. At Lukas
  882. !roll 1d20+7
  883. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  884. rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {24}
  885. DM
  886. !roll 2d6+7
  887. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  888. rolled 2d6+7 --> [ 2d6=9 ] | {16}
  889. DM
  890. Drykka's turn
  891. Drykka_Mendhi
  892. You hit it with a brick once more
  893. !roll 2#1d20+4
  894. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  895. rolled 2#1d20+4 --> | [ 1d20=3 ]{7}, [ 1d20=11 ]{15}
  896. DM
  897. Yep is a hit
  898. Drykka_Mendhi
  899. !roll 1d8
  900. @Kaiserbot[Dice]
  901. rolled 1d8 --> [ 1d8=7 ] | {7}
  902. DM
  903. You smack it in the face with a brick, wedging it in its eyehole. It almost falls on Mark before disappearing into grist
  904. It is dead
  905. Lukas_Miller
  906. "well that was painful"
  907. Cyrill_Mondrake
  908. "Thank god no one got too badly injured."
  909. Lukas_Miller
  910. "I dunno, macho man over there got hit a few times"
  911. DM
  912. -END-
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