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Don't touch my Duck, Quacker!

Jul 1st, 2015
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  1. Mr.Duck: Why are they there?
  2. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Why are what where?
  3. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: o~O
  4. Mr.Duck: Butts, on peoples back
  5. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Oh.
  6. Mr.Duck: I mean like.
  7. Mr.Duck: Their just bouncy
  8. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: They're
  9. Mr.Duck: Like a bouncy ball
  10. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Not their.
  11. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Their is posessive.
  12. Mr.Duck: YEAH COOL COOL
  13. Mr.Duck: MHM
  14. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Hides in the verbal trenches*
  15. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: FIRE IN THE DUCK
  16. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *KA-QUAAAACK!*
  17. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Ducks eveywhere*
  18. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Duck shaped mushroom cloud*
  19. Mr.Duck: ...
  20. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: MEDUCK!
  21. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: MEDUUUCK!
  22. Mr.Duck: I AM ZE MEDUCK
  23. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Duck with a red cross on its ass comes waddling*
  24. Mr.Duck: UBERCHARGE IS READY!
  25. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Heavy duck glows red*
  26. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: HA HAAAA
  27. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: I AM DUCKY PROOOOOOOOOOOF
  28. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Minigun goes QUAQUAQUAQUAQUAQUAQUACK!
  29. Mr.Duck: *Duouts moans are heard*
  30. Mr.Duck: AHHH~
  31. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: I want a voice over....So that whenever I kill someone?
  32. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "BONUS DUCKS!"
  33. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "BONUS DUCK!"
  34. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Bonus ducks......"
  35. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "B-B-B-BONUS DUCKS!"
  36. Mr.Duck: BONUSQUACKS
  37. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: BONU SQUACKS!?
  38. Mr.Duck: BOUARU DUACKUQS
  39. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: My name is Bo Nusquacks
  40. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: You killed my duck.
  41. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Prepare to Quack.
  42. Mr.Duck: *Ducks intensifies*
  43. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: 10/10 would quack again
  44. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: -Duck IGN
  45. Mr.Duck: I need to find a mod.
  46. Mr.Duck: For FaceRig and it makes you a duck
  47. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: XD
  48. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: DO you have a deep voice IRL?
  49. Mr.Duck: Nope....
  50. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Fuq
  51. Mr.Duck: Why?....
  52. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Be like *Pops on screen*
  53. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Giant duck*
  54. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Quack quack motherfuqer"
  55. Mr.Duck: Attack on Ducks
  56. Mr.Duck: *Theme song is replaced with rubber duck quacks*
  57. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Quaaaaack
  58. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: QUACK!
  59. Mr.Duck: WE HAVE TO GET ON THAT RUBBER DUCK!
  60. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: QUackquackquackquackquaaaack
  61. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUAAACK!
  62. Mr.Duck: *All grapples are replaced with strings of rubber*
  63. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Swords are duck feathers*
  64. Mr.Duck: QUACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
  65. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAACK
  66. Mr.Duck: "Uhhh...Am I the only one that notices that its a rubber duck?"
  67. Mr.Duck: FULL FORCE!
  68. Mr.Duck: "Everything I fuking do here..."
  69. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: I want a sound board for TF2, that has Samuel L Jackson yell at the top of his lungs...
  70. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX
  71. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Whenever I die in TF2.
  72. Mr.Duck: *Hacker outside of doors*
  73. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Scumbag Quackers..."
  74. Mr.Duck: Wow all the plebs acting like they are real ducks for the street...
  75. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Make a youtube channel...About easier ways for ducks to live their simple lives.
  76. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: I'll call it..
  77. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Life Quacks..."
  78. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Like it?
  79. Mr.Duck: Quacks that matter...
  80. Mr.Duck: Better.
  81. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "How 2 Quack the Bill of rights: Quacks that matter..."
  82. Mr.Duck: Is this going to be all of our talks from now on?
  83. Mr.Duck: Just duck jokes out the a$$
  84. Mr.Duck: "Chole: Quack Quack :3"
  85. Mr.Duck: "Mr.Duck: Quack quackkk...~"
  86. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: #Chole
  87. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: If you gotta quack?
  88. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: Quack properly.
  89. Mr.Duck: Smoke dat quack
  90. Mr.Duck: Crack is for chumps.
  91. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: What did the black duck say to the white duck?
  92. Mr.Duck: "Ayyy lamo"
  93. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Bitchass Quacker"
  94. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: *Duck laugh*
  95. Mr.Duck: "Be acting like a foo becuase he says hes from da streets"
  96. Mr.Duck: "He aint even got a grape strap"
  97. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Only real Quacks are from the pond."
  98. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "The street is for jumps"
  99. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Mo-fucking dry foots"
  100. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: YaknowwhatI'mQuackin'?
  101. Mr.Duck: "They prob didnt even mess with old man from the lemonaid stand..."
  102. Mr.Duck: "Pussys..."
  103. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Prolly didn't even eat his bread."
  104. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Foo's"
  105. Mr.Duck: "Or ask for grapes dawg... They aint even know who Snoop Grape is."
  106. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: "Awh sheet! Snoop Grape! Man that Quack can shoot some shit from that bill of rights"
  107. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (No really, he shoots that shit)
  108. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (Like SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT)
  109. Mr.Duck: (Like deez nuts)
  110. Mr.Duck: (HA GOTEM)
  111. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (NNNNDEEEESH NUTSH! HUE!)
  112. Mr.Duck: (Y-You too)
  113. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (Goodnight Duck)
  114. Mr.Duck: (Nighty night)
  115. Mr.Duck: (Also wtf was that
  116. Mr.Duck: (Like lets just be real)
  117. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (That was uh...)
  118. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (That was....)
  119. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (Quacktastic, Duck.)
  120. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (It was bloody Quacktastic)
  121. Mr.Duck: (I'll let it slide this time.)
  122. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (Like a duck on ice?)
  123. Mr.Duck: (No... LIKE A DUCK ON A ICE CUBE)
  124. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (Now all I can think about is a duck skating around on ice cubes)
  125. ♥Chloe Shark Butt♥: (Haters gonna hate)
  126. Mr.Duck: (Yis)
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