Precious feelings 1-2H

Precious feelings 1-2H

[Jukai]

Tou: All hands, prepare for the enemy attacks and establish formation! Beginning the barrage now!

Tam: Woohoo! Tougou, you're on fire today! Everyone in the rear row is firing, it's like we've got fireworks here!

Its: They must be angry that the event got interrupted.

Yuu: By the event you mean Second Love, right?

Anz: It might be called that, but in Tougou-san's case it's definitely first...

Yuu: Fast? What, like hamburgers?

Fuu: And this clearly wasn't on purpose... *sigh* Natural airheads are unbeatable.

Uta: Yuuki-san, hamburgers are fast food. It's called that because you get it soon after ordering.

Yuu: Really? I didn't know that. Thanks, Utano-chan!

Kar: Don't stack your airheadedness!

Tak: Akamine-chan! Heey! Akamine-chan!

Chi: Wait, Takashima-san, what are you doing? Why are you calling her?

Tak: Sorry... Gun-chan.

Chi: Eh?

Tak: Yuuki-chan, can you come with me?

Yuu: Ah, that's right! Akamine-chan! Heey! Akamine-chan!

Aka: ...We're fighting here, what do you want? Don't bother trying to distract me, I still...

Yuu/Tak: Happy Valentine's!

Chi/Aka: Eh!?

Tak: Here, chocolates!

Aka: Huuuh!?

Tak: Me and Yuuki-chan made these for you, Akamine-chan!

Aka: Valentine's day, huh... You Heroes are a jolly bunch as usual.

Yuu: Thanks!

Kar: She's not complimenting you! Yuunas, what are you even doing!?

Tak: You don't like sweets? Or maybe you don't like chocolate? I'm sorry if that was it...

Yuu: But we wanted to give these to you, Akamine-chan! We want to be friends with you!

Aka: Friends... Haah, you people throw me off... I didn't expect to get salt from the enemy... [1]

Yuu: But it's not salt! It's sweet chocolate!

Aka: Do you think I'm going to go easy on you because of this? You're... pretty stupid if yes.

Tak: Nope, we don't think that at all. We just wanted to tell you that we love you, Akamine-chan! [2]

Aka/Chi: What!?

Yuu: We know you have your reasons. We'll take your hits. But even so, Yuuna and Yuuna love Yuuna!

Aka: ...I can't take this anymore.

Chi: Damn you, Akamine... I don't care what reasons you have, not saying thanks after getting chocolate from Takashima-san...

Sum: Tougou-san, you have to stop! Our rear unit is too far out front!

Tou: Curse you, Akamine! I will load my fury into a mortar...

Anz: Tougou-san has gone mad! I repeat, Tougou-san has gone mad!

SON: Haah... This is the first note I've ever taken in the Jukai. What a Valentine's we have this year.

Son: My ears are so happy. The word "love" is caressing my eardrums.

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Notes:
1 - A japanese expression originating from a warlord showing compassion sending salt to his enemy when his realm was stricken by a shortage of it during the Sengoku era.
2 - This is again an "aishiteru" and not a "suki".