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Hurry up! We're running late!
On stage, everybody!

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Anyone seen the baby?

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- What about the tree?
- I believe Rabbit has it.

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I can smell the baby.

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- Shh! They're here! Hurry up!
- I can't find the baby.

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- Maybe she's with the props.
- She's not a prop.

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- So, where's this tree go?
- Behind, it goes behind!

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- Hey, did you see the baby?
- Yeah, over there.

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Where did Pig get to?

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- Oh, he just went that way.
- Righto!

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- We're not ready!
- The audience is waiting!

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You... you get out there
and keep them busy!

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- Now?
- Now!

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Welcome, everybody!

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We are called the Honeysuckle
Farm Theatre Company,

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And today-tonight, we are
proud to present three plays.

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The first one is called
"Baby Delivery".

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It's about a stork...

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We're gonna have
to change the title.

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- We can't just change it.
- We don't have a baby.

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Are you kidding me?
What should we call it, then?

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Oh, yeah. Good question.
Hold on.

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Got it!

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We'll use this watermelon!

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Ah, good! Erm...

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So, our first play is now
"Watermelon Delivery",

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the story of a baby melon who's
delivered by a stork to a...

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- Psst! We found the baby.
- Ah, where was she then?

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She was behind the watermelon.

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Ha-ha! Well, without further
ado, here's "Baby Delivery"!

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We're not ready!
We're not ready!

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So sorry!
You... didn't see that.

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- The ladder!
- Someone take the ladder!

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- I'll get it!
- I'm still on it!

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OK, we're ready.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
"Baby Delivery"!

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- What're you doing?
- I'm gard... Oh, not gardening.

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- Can I help?
- No, thanks. I'm fine, really.

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- What're you doing?
- We're gardening.

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I love that!
I'll give you a hand.

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Oh, no! There's no need.
It's quite alright.

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- What's that? Can I cut it?
- D-d-don't you dare touch!

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They're hard enough to grow
without you butting in.

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OK, I'll crack on
with the weeding, then.

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Yeah, you do that.
Stick to the weeding.

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And what about me?

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My beans are ruined! Huh?

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Argh! Stop! What are you doing?

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I'm getting rid of the weeds.

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You told me to get rid of the
weeds so that's what I'm doing.

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But those are carrots,
not weeds! You fool!

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Stop!

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Are you crazy? That is poison!

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Huh?

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- It gets rid of all the bugs.
- You're the only bug here.

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Go on, get out!

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Really?
Cause I did find some

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big bugs in your
bushes over there.

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That's a tomato.

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In that case,
I stopped your tomato invasion.

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- All of them?
- You're welcome.

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Phew! OK, so what can I do now?

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Nothing at all!
Both of you, out!

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OK, alright.

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- We were only trying to help.
- Well, go and help elsewhere!

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But look, I haven't
pruned this tree, yet.

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Now you listen to me.
No one goes near my apple tree!

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Am I a dad?

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But... where did that come from?

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- I'm in pain!
- What happened to you?

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I was flying through the air,
when, out of nowhere,

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your pine tree hit me.

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You mean apple tree.

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I don't think I can fly anymore.

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The violence of the collision
broke my wing.

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You can stay here and recover
as long as you like.

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- It doesn't look that bad.
- Not that bad?

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It's an absolute disaster,
darling! A tragedy!

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You know this little girl
will become an orphan,

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if I do not deliver her on time.

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Unless I find a volunteer
to deliver her in my place.

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Hm? But I can't do that,
I'm just a little pig.

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Come on it's not that difficult.

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- What, delivering babies?
- Don't underestimate yourself.

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It is! Stop pushing me.

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You're going to abandon
this baby?

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Hey, we can deliver the baby.
Easy peasy!

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Actually, you know what?
I'll do it.

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Certainly not,
you can't handle it.

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- You're just a pig.
- Yes, I can! You said I could.

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No, you can't. That's enough.

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Here. Her name is Pauline.

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There's her bottle
and her address.

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Well, thanks again
and bon voyage.

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Wait there!
You don't seem to know.

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Oh, it's you again.

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You cannot trust those two
with this baby.

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You don't seem to know
they're a menace!

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You have no right
demeaning others

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when you were too selfish
to agree in the first place.

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But look at them, they're fools!

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Where have they gone to?

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Genius idea, but are you sure

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the tree's pointing
the right way

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- Absolutely!
- So, she'll land in Avignon?

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Yes, of course she will.
No problem.

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Now, up you go!
You sit there, Pauline.

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Stop! Wait! Wait!

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Drop that rope!

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You can't put a baby
on a catapult!

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What are you thinking of?

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We only wanted to send her home.

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Come here, you.

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Now, please, take this baby
back to the stork.

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Oh, OK, OK! We'll go.

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You know, I'm not sure about
catapults for personal use.

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They're dangerous and
generally not a good idea.

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Hey! We could always
walk there.

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Yeah, great idea!

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No, no, no, very bad idea.
We're going nowhere.

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We're taking this baby
back to the stork.

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We simply can't look after her.

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Of course we can. Let's go.

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And you know the way to Avignon?

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Sure! Hmm...

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Er... we'll ask
along the way.

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Bonjour!
You are off to Avignon, no?

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We know all about that town.

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We go there every summer.

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It's not complicated
to get there.

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You see, when you're at the
crossroads, the fourth to your

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right,

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that's Avenue De Champignon.

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Don't take it! Go straight on.

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Then you take the second to
the right, then another right.

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Then straight away
at the roundabout...

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It's the pollen.

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OK, I found someone
who can help us.

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Ah, yeah, I'd like
to introduce Mr. Wolf?

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- Hello, gentlemen.
- Hello.

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Do you mind if I rustle
something up before we leave?

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Yes, yes,
that's no problem, please.

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It's a wolf!

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Well, yes,
his name is Mr. Wolf.

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We shouldn't stay here.
He's gonna eat us.

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I doubt it,
he's fixing himself a snack.

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Almost ready.

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No worries, take your time.

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No, he's got fangs and fur,
a tail and fangs!

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Sorry, Mr. Wolf,
he's always in a rush.

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We, on the other hand...

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I think you may have
been right, you know!

153
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Thank you! What do we do now?

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There, the lorry!

155
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I thought he was a nice guy
at first.

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- Huh?
- Huh?

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BUTCHER
L. BLOODY

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Great idea the truck was!

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- Oh, no!
- What?

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I left the baby's bottle
in the back of the truck.

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Phew!

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If you'd forgotten the baby,
that'd have been really bad.

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Huh?

164
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I don't believe this.
How could you?

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Don't panic, we'll find her!

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Told you, we'd find her.

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Pauline!

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We thought we'd never see you
again. We were so worried.

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Right, let's go! Huh?

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Now, let's deliver that baby.
Hold tight!

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How does this thing start?

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Oh, no!

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Right, all systems go.

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- Where are we off to?
- We need to go there.

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No, no, no, you're wrong.
It's this way!

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I read the map, it's this way!

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And I'm driving the truck.
So it's this way!

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I told you, it's over there!

179
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No, no, you're wrong!

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You're all over the place.
Come on, give me the wheel!

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- Very well, here's the wheel.
- No, thanks. You're the driver.

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Oh, the baby!
Pauline, where are you?

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- Where are you?
- She's not here.

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- Ooh!
- And not up there.

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Where could she be?

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There! Pauline!

187
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No, this is your job.

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You're the one
who takes to water like a...

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- Wait, wait! Just hold on.
- Now what's the problem?

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Yes, well, erm...
You'll laugh when I tell you.

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It's comical actually. To tell
you the absolute the truth...

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I, erm... you know...
I can't swim.

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What? But you're a duck!

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It's OK, I'll take care of it.
This is the way to do it. Ooh!

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With no unpleasant drowning.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
There's gonna be no drowning.

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I'll go, too. Right, left,
right... very good.

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Slowly there!

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Left... nearly there.

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Pauline, we're coming!

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- We've gotta get...
- Safe and sound.

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You see that?
You hardly even got wet.

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Have you got a little thank you
for me, Pauline, yeah?

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What...

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such...

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big...

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teeth!

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Oh!

209
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Hey! You OK? Are you angry?

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Aw, don't be angry.

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We make a great team.
We'll make it there.

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Look, we built a car
to get us there faster.

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Oh, yeah. It'll work great.
A little petrol, a match...

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Hmm...
That's enough. It's over.

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What do you mean, "it's over"?

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Let's cut our losses
and head back.

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What about Pauline? We gotta
take her to her parents.

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Take her to her parents? We
don't even know where they are!

219
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We've been going five hours, but
we're 200 meters from the farm!

220
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Oof, you're exaggerating.

221
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Oh, sorry!
Yes, that's 300 meters at least.

222
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What about what the stork said?
Remember?

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She'll be an orphan
if we do nothing.

224
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,470
Well, thanks to you,
she almost got eaten by a wolf,

225
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trampled by a bull, we had
to rescue her from drowning.

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Not to mention your catapult!

227
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You'd be better off
doing nothing!

228
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You do things without thinking
them through!

229
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You do things without thinking
at all!

230
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You are awful!

231
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Oh, yeah? Well, you're
all "talk" and no "do".

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Yeah, no "do".
At least we try!

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Well, try on your own. Goodbye.

234
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Oh, sorry, Pauline.

235
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We have to stop kidding
ourselves, we just can't manage.

236
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The farm's right there.

237
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We'll take you back to the
humans. They'll know what to do.

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The humans are nice.

239
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,260
Hey, there are two humans there.

240
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Ah, no, not those ones.

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- Huh?
- What on earth is this?

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Rabbit!

243
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You killed him. You murderers!

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Rabbit, Rabbit! Talk to us.

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- Pauline...
- You saved her life.

246
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:52,640
Then my work here is done.

247
00:15:52,810 --> 00:15:55,010
No, no, no,
stay with us, Rabbit!

248
00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,510
- I'm... I'm going...
- No!

249
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,680
I'm going to the light
at the end of the tunnel.

250
00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:03,010
- Turn back to us.
- Someone's talking to me...

251
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:05,100
It's... it's a carrot!

252
00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:06,720
She wants me to eat her!

253
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,180
Coming!

254
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:12,060
What on earth! A tranquillizer?

255
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,140
Stop, he's not dead!
He's only drugged!

256
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:24,060
They only shot him
with a tranquillizing dart.

257
00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,430
He's really out of it, isn't he?

258
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,060
Wow, there's enough here
to knock out an alpaca.

259
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:35,100
- Hey, it's broken.
- Yes, well observed.

260
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:37,350
Right, where's that rabbit?

261
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,390
Isn't that him over there?

262
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:43,260
- Ah, I don't think so.
- Ask him.

263
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,890
- You know him better.
- But you ask better questions.

264
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,260
Erm, Rabbit, is that you?

265
00:16:50,930 --> 00:16:53,390
It's OK, we're leaving.

266
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,260
Run away before I eat you!

267
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,850
I will never return to the zoo!

268
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,810
What did they shoot him with?

269
00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:04,350
You're not the hunters?

270
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,310
Welcome back.
How are you feeling?

271
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:23,510
Alright... Where's the farm?

272
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,260
We're in the forest.
Do you remember?

273
00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,350
And who's this guy?

274
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,970
Don't really know.

275
00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:32,010
Sorry, I'm the one to blame.

276
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:36,350
I'm a tarsier from China.
I escaped from the zoo.

277
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:40,560
Last night, the zoo keepers
tried to capture me.

278
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,560
Yeah, he's been saying the
same thing over and over again,

279
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,260
but we don't understand.

280
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,890
He says he comes from China,
escaped from a zoo

281
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:50,600
and that humans have been
trying to capture him.

282
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,470
I want to go back
to China, but it's impossible.

283
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,970
Send yourself by mail.

284
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,390
What do you mean?

285
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,350
Put yourself in a package.

286
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,350
Then, we'll send it by mail.

287
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,600
Excellent idea!

288
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:06,810
- Oi, you speak Chinese?
- Course. Don't you?

289
00:18:06,970 --> 00:18:09,060
Thank you, thank you.

290
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,970
- What's he saying?
- He's says "thanks".

291
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,560
Why's he saying thanks?

292
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,260
He wants to go home, so I
told him he could mail himself.

293
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,760
We put him in parcel,
write a Chinese address on it

294
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,220
and "zoom", he's back home.

295
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,350
Directly home?

296
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,220
You're a genius.

297
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:34,390
- Comfortable enough?
- Yes, thank you.

298
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:35,970
Bye!

299
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:43,180
Come on, you'll be happier
in your home.

300
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:47,930
It's time to say goodbye.
You've gotta go to Mom and Dad.

301
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:56,310
Goodbye, Pauline.

302
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:02,810
Right! Now, we need to find
a way to drop the boxes off.

303
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,560
I've got an idea.

304
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:13,140
Oh, no, this is not a good idea.
In fact, it's a bad one.

305
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:16,180
OK, let me get this straight.
This one's Avignon,

306
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,430
and this one's going to China.

307
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,430
This box is going to Avignon,
right?

308
00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,696
So, it's that one, is it, then?
Right, that's what I thought.

309
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,720
Very well.

310
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,760
Come on, son,
people are waiting.

311
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:36,930
You're absolutely sure? Avignon,
China. Avignon... Off they go.

312
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:42,680
You did what?

313
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:46,060
The boxes could have
got mixed up.

314
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,640
So there's a 50% chance

315
00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,390
that you fools posted
Pauline to China?

316
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,390
And 50% chance she's fine!

317
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,930
We need to get those boxes.

318
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,810
Pauline!

319
00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:11,560
Don't worry Pauline, I've got
this. I'm in control.

320
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,100
Yeah, one more
parcel there and then we're off.

321
00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:25,260
I was in control!

322
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,180
What's the matter? Didn't
you want a holiday as well?

323
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:37,350
Ooh!

324
00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:41,640
- Whoa!
- Ooh!

325
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:43,600
- Hey, ow!
- Eh?

326
00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:45,010
Whoa! Ow!

327
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,350
- Oh, oh, oh!
- Ow!

328
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,600
I think we've arrived.

329
00:20:50,770 --> 00:20:54,640
- Ooh!
- Now we've arrived!

330
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,010
- Ah!
- Ah...

331
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:00,720
I don't believe this!

332
00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:04,260
Don't worry, it's just a detour.

333
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,260
A detour? It's a disaster!

334
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:11,470
I can't even speak Chinese,
let alone raise a baby there!

335
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:14,100
Let it blossom, let it flow.
That's life.

336
00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,390
Yeah, you have to let go
sometimes.

337
00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:18,810
- We've failed!
- What?

338
00:21:18,970 --> 00:21:22,390
We have failed. Pauline will
never find her parents.

339
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,640
- Why would you say that?
- We'll work something out.

340
00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:28,010
"We'll work
something out?" Great!

341
00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,180
I suppose we're gonna take over.
the plane and fly it, eh?

342
00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,220
Take care of Pauline,
we'll be back!

343
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,430
So I tell my wife, "Watch it,
because

344
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,060
they will add it as a
supplement."

345
00:21:46,350 --> 00:21:47,890
Well, that's how they
get you, with

346
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,600
the insurance and
all the extra fees

347
00:21:49,770 --> 00:21:51,890
And, you know, you gotta
pay for your seats.

348
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,350
So what do you think? I need
a vacation, that's what I think.

349
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,850
If you could go anywhere,
where would you go?

350
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:09,930
Whaddya know? They did it.
Avignon, we're on our way!

351
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:13,640
It'll clear up eventually
with the prescribed ointment.

352
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,890
Atchoo!

353
00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:24,180
No, no!

354
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:31,970
Pauline!

355
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,510
- What do we do now, huh?
- I don't know!

356
00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:46,970
- The one thing I must do.
- And what might that be?

357
00:22:47,140 --> 00:22:49,600
Let go!

358
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,890
Ah!

359
00:22:57,890 --> 00:22:59,180
Got her!

360
00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:01,510
- I've got her!
- Yeah, I've got her, as well.

361
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,810
Ooh!

362
00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:25,140
Mr. Tarsier?

363
00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:29,260
Mr. Pig? Are we in China?

364
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:33,760
Hold on, if you're here,
we must be...

365
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,640
At Pauline's!

366
00:23:38,930 --> 00:23:40,970
This time, you really are home.

367
00:23:41,140 --> 00:23:44,640
And now we have to say goodbye.
Time to meet your real parents.

368
00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:03,060
Oh! Henri, you remember
that weekend in Bruges?

369
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:06,760
64 B! We made a mistake,
she should be next door!

370
00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:09,010
Come here, my cutie. Oh?

371
00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:18,010
Look, it's our baby.
She's here!

372
00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:21,260
My goodness, she's so beautiful!

373
00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:24,100
What shall we call her?

374
00:24:24,270 --> 00:24:27,140
She looks like a...
Pauline.

375
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:29,390
So proud, our first baby
delivered.

376
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,510
Yeah, we should do this
more often.

377
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,010
Bye-bye, Pauline.

378
00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:58,850
Always feels quicker
on the way home.

379
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:04,390
Well, I'm tired. I'm off to bed.

380
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,180
- Goodnight, fellas.
- Goodnight!

381
00:25:06,350 --> 00:25:07,930
Spot of gardening tomorrow?

382
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,260
So then I tell them,
"Look, I can't go.

383
00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:14,560
"My wing is broken because of,
you know, the pine tree!"

384
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,850
You know what?
They believe me, idiots!

385
00:25:18,020 --> 00:25:20,640
Ha-ha! I wonder
where they are now.

386
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,310
- Erm... Over there.
- Hello!

387
00:25:23,470 --> 00:25:25,510
Oh, erm...

388
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,430
- Well, hello...
- Goodnight.

389
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:30,140
Your wing seems alright.

390
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:33,930
Oh, yes.
Much better, thank you.

391
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:38,430
- How about you? The baby?
- Pauline? Oh, she's at home.

392
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,470
We found a revolutionary method
of transportation.

393
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,760
It'll change your life forever,
you know. Are you interested?

394
00:25:44,930 --> 00:25:46,890
Oh, erm, well...

395
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,470
You see, it's very simple.

396
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,970
You take a tree, a rope
and... whoop!

397
00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,560
Straight to your destination.

398
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,390
It seems
a little dangerous, though, no?

399
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,930
No, no, no, not at all.

400
00:25:58,100 --> 00:26:01,220
Just sit here. Would you?
Make yourself comfortable.

401
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:04,060
- You mean like this?
- A bit to the left.

402
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:07,390
So?
How does it...? Aargh!

403
00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:19,430
A-ha! There! That was our
first piece, "Baby Delivery".

404
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,930
Now, here's our second play,
which we'll do...

405
00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,220
Ooh, are you OK?

406
00:26:25,390 --> 00:26:28,720
Of course I'm OK!
I do my own stunts.

407
00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:30,600
What do you make
of my performance?

408
00:26:30,770 --> 00:26:32,180
You need to get off.

409
00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:34,930
Some actors simply have more
talent to bring to the part.

410
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,470
- Please, I'm trying to...
- So!

411
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,060
If you like what I do,

412
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,720
I'll be performing
a conceptual piece this summer.

413
00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:42,220
Sitting on a chimney,

414
00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:45,100
chained to an unbearable
wall of silence.

415
00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:48,810
I will reflect on the futility
of existence and...

416
00:26:48,970 --> 00:26:50,760
Don't... let me...
don't... hey!

417
00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,890
Well, that's...
rather... interesting.

418
00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:55,640
Opening in Tamworth,
and then running until... ah!

419
00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:57,720
And now get ready for...

420
00:26:57,890 --> 00:27:00,470
"The Big Bad Fox"!

421
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,260
Oh, that's me.

422
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:42,390
Ah!

423
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,760
- Tah-toh-tee-tow!
- You again?

424
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,996
Have you ever thought about
looking into some other line of

425
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:48,430
work?

426
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,680
I mean, really? You make
a mess, you clean it up.

427
00:27:56,970 --> 00:27:58,810
- Eh? Hi!
- Hi there.

428
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:03,510
Oh, let me help.

429
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,310
Ah, phew!

430
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,640
How many more times, really?

431
00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:14,560
Haven't you got someone else
to bother?

432
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,600
- I'm sorry, but I'm hungry.
- Go back to the woods!

433
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,680
Ouch! You pest! Get out, out!

434
00:28:23,850 --> 00:28:26,850
Take that!
And that and that!

435
00:28:30,220 --> 00:28:32,310
Ah, oh! So glad you're here.

436
00:28:33,930 --> 00:28:36,350
Your basket's ready.
Mainly turnips tonight.

437
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:38,810
I've had a great harvest
this week.

438
00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:40,850
See you soon! Bon appétit!

439
00:28:56,810 --> 00:28:58,350
Bonjour, my friend?

440
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,890
- I failed.
- Again?

441
00:29:01,060 --> 00:29:03,390
Completely. I tried it your way.

442
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,560
- Really?
- Yeah, just like you do.

443
00:29:07,930 --> 00:29:10,060
- You know, just like that.
- Oh, this?

444
00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:14,060
Exactly.

445
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:18,060
- But it didn't work.
- Oh, course it didn't work.

446
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,470
Why don't you try, eh?
You're better at this than me.

447
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,640
You're a pro! You can just go
in there and grab a chicken.

448
00:29:23,810 --> 00:29:25,970
- A big fat juicy one?
- Too dangerous.

449
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:29,060
Those idiots will spray me with
bullets as soon as they see me.

450
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:31,890
You get in all the time.
You're quite safe.

451
00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:34,390
Safe? That chicken's got
a mean right hook.

452
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,470
You should really try harder,
you know? They're only chickens.

453
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,140
I mean, they can't even fly.

454
00:29:39,310 --> 00:29:40,870
It's not my fault
no one's scared of me.

455
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:43,390
Ah, I can't even terrify
the little ones.

456
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:49,970
Little ones... That's it!

457
00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:52,010
- You're a genius!
- Me?

458
00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,720
You can't catch a chicken,
obviously.

459
00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:57,100
But you can catch
the most naive,

460
00:29:57,270 --> 00:30:00,390
the most innocent
of all creatures.

461
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,350
- Erm... a pony?
- No!

462
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,560
A chick that hasn't hatched yet.

463
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,760
Ah...

464
00:30:07,930 --> 00:30:11,560
Goodnight, my little angels.
Mwah-mwah.

465
00:30:29,310 --> 00:30:32,470
Grrrr! Get out!

466
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,930
Madam, if you don't mind,

467
00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:38,740
could you throw
your rubbish somewhere...?

468
00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:41,010
What's that?

469
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,060
It's a wolf! Come quick,
we need to hide, quick.

470
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,350
Psst! Hey, genius!

471
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,180
Wake up! Wake up!

472
00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:11,510
No, I'm still sleeping.

473
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:17,100
- That fox took my eggs.
- Are you sure they were here?

474
00:31:17,270 --> 00:31:19,930
- Maybe they went for a walk.
- No, it's the fox.

475
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,310
Go after him.
Rescue my children!

476
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:25,310
Uh, well, you see,
I'm very busy this morning.

477
00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:28,220
You lazy dog,
go and get my eggs!

478
00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,930
I haven't even had
breakfast yet!

479
00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:34,930
And I was gonna have a bath
this morning!

480
00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,600
There! Now some coffee?

481
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:39,180
Thank you,
but I'm trying to quit.

482
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,100
- Dinner time!
- Mommy?

483
00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:16,640
- Huh?
- Mommy!

484
00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:18,470
What do you mean, "mommy"?
Stay back.

485
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,680
I'm not a chicken, I'm a fox!

486
00:32:20,850 --> 00:32:22,890
I love you!

487
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:26,060
- Get off my snout!
- Hugs! Hugs! Hugs!

488
00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:31,260
Help! What are you doing?
Let me go!

489
00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:32,680
Quick, give me your hand!

490
00:32:32,850 --> 00:32:34,760
- Oh, it's you.
- Mommy!

491
00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:36,850
- Ah!
- Are you quite alright?

492
00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,560
I've done something weird.
They think I'm their mother!

493
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,390
Hmm...
Of course, it's quite normal.

494
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,930
Whatever they see first
becomes their mother.

495
00:32:46,100 --> 00:32:48,100
- Mommy! Mommy!
- They saw you, didn't they?

496
00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:51,310
- What? But I'm not their mom!
- I really don't care.

497
00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,600
We have to look after them
until we're ready to...

498
00:32:54,770 --> 00:32:58,060
- eat them.
- Great! Let's eat them now!

499
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,850
Don't you dare!

500
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:03,930
No? Oh, why not?

501
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:06,510
Look carefully. There's no more
than a mouthful here.

502
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,810
But if we fatten them up
over the next few months,

503
00:33:09,970 --> 00:33:13,760
then we'll have
some juicy fat chickens.

504
00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:16,510
A few months?
Who's gonna take care of them?

505
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,850
- Well, take a guess.
- What, me?

506
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:22,510
Absolutely not! It's your idea,
you take care of them.

507
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,600
What's the matter?

508
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:27,930
You can't keep them in line
by scaring them occasionally?

509
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:30,600
- Of course I can!
- Well, prove it, then.

510
00:33:30,770 --> 00:33:33,640
- La, la, la, la, la...
- Well, not right now.

511
00:33:33,810 --> 00:33:35,690
I don't wanna traumatize them.
I'll do it later.

512
00:33:35,770 --> 00:33:37,680
Of course you will!

513
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,650
I'll be back in the autumn
and we'll see then.

514
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,810
If you finally become
a big bad fox.

515
00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:45,680
"If you become a big bad fox."

516
00:33:45,850 --> 00:33:47,600
Ah, stop that!

517
00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:55,060
You've played, you've eaten,
you've played, now go to bed.

518
00:33:55,220 --> 00:33:57,560
Story! Story! Story!

519
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,260
A story? What, you want me
to tuck you in, as well, eh?

520
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,930
Whoa, whoa, whoa, OK!

521
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,220
Calm down! Let me see, erm...

522
00:34:09,390 --> 00:34:11,060
Once upon a time,

523
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:14,260
there were three chicks
who didn't want to go to bed.

524
00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:16,060
Their mother kept telling them,

525
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,560
"If you make any noise,

526
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,140
"the big bad fox
will come and eat you."

527
00:34:20,310 --> 00:34:23,760
But the chicks didn't listen
and continued making noise.

528
00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:31,390
So, the big bad fox heard them.

529
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,640
He swallowed the first!
He crunched the second!

530
00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:37,600
And he devoured the third!

531
00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:40,680
And ever since then,

532
00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:48,850
no one would dare annoy
that big bad fox ever again.

533
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:53,010
Eh! I'd like to see the wolf
be that scary.

534
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,680
Now, what?

535
00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:00,060
We're afraid that the big
bad fox is coming.

536
00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:02,930
I don't care! You get back
there and you go to sleep!

537
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,350
No, we want to sleep
with our mommy.

538
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,350
I am not your mommy!

539
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,010
Night, mommy.
Goodnight, mommy.

540
00:35:13,310 --> 00:35:15,100
Here's some good news
for you at last.

541
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:16,470
.You found the fox, then?

542
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,560
- Your eggs.
- Ah, my eggs!

543
00:35:19,720 --> 00:35:21,760
You did it! Well done.

544
00:35:21,930 --> 00:35:24,720
- Where were they?
- Erm... under the, erm, ooh...

545
00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:29,010
Oh, I forgot.
All's well that ends well.

546
00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:32,640
- These are not my eggs!
- Well, of course they are.

547
00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:34,680
You took these
out of the refrigerator.

548
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:37,600
- That's really not my style.
- Oh, indeed?

549
00:35:37,770 --> 00:35:41,600
When did I start producing eggs
with a sell-by date on them?

550
00:35:41,770 --> 00:35:44,640
Hmm... yeah, funny...

551
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:48,010
No, seriously! It was funny!
Look, time plus missing eggs...

552
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,350
Ow! Ouch!

553
00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:04,180
Mommy? Mommy!

554
00:36:04,350 --> 00:36:07,350
- He's there.
- There is no more mommy here!

555
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,310
You must quake
before the big bad fox!

556
00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,970
Whoa!

557
00:36:12,140 --> 00:36:15,850
I shall swallow the first one,
I shall crunch the second one...

558
00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:17,220
Aaargh!

559
00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:22,890
And I will devour
the third one... Aargh!

560
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:25,930
Hooray! Hooray! Yay!
Hooray! Hooray! Yay!

561
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,140
Do it again for us, mommy!
Will you?

562
00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:31,310
I am the big bad fox!

563
00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:33,390
My turn, my turn, I want to try!

564
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:34,890
- Mommy!
- What?

565
00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,720
Please, can we play tea party?

566
00:36:37,890 --> 00:36:39,640
Tea party? Are you insane?

567
00:36:44,020 --> 00:36:45,600
My, what a beautiful day!

568
00:36:45,770 --> 00:36:48,060
Care for a little more tea,
would you, my dear?

569
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:51,930
Lady Victoria?

570
00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:54,970
Madame, you're holding your cup
upside-down.

571
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,890
That's much better.

572
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,390
Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

573
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,760
- Ah! We saw the big bad fox!
- No, that's impossible.

574
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,220
- You can't have.
- We did! He's right there.

575
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:09,850
- Ahem... Hello, my friend.
- Oh, you mean that?

576
00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:12,890
That's not the big bad fox,
that's a wolf.

577
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,930
No need to be afraid of him.

578
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:18,890
- He's not scary at all.
- But he looks quite mean.

579
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,930
This guy? Mean?
Nah, he's a pussycat, right?

580
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:24,010
Now, I'm the ferocious one.

581
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:28,010
Watch and learn.
I'll smash him to bits.

582
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:30,470
Er... could we have
a bit of a chat?

583
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,560
I'm not lowering myself
to your level.

584
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,260
Oh, please!

585
00:37:34,430 --> 00:37:38,350
You fight me and I lose to you?
That would ruin my reputation!

586
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,616
But if you agree to do it,
they'll believe I'm the big bad

587
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:41,100
fox!

588
00:37:41,270 --> 00:37:44,760
Why should I do this for you?
Tell me that.

589
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:49,350
Erm...
Cause you're my friend? Huh?

590
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,850
- Can you see mommy?
- No. Can you?

591
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:57,810
Look over there.
It's the big bad fox!

592
00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,350
Growl, growl. Ooh!

593
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,890
I'm the biggest, baddest fox
in the forest.

594
00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:04,310
A-ha! You liar! I...

595
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,600
- I am the big bad fox!
- Mommy?

596
00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:11,350
You have met your match,
you scoundrel!

597
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,560
- Take that, you cad!
- Wow!

598
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:18,600
You lout! Ha-ha!
You will kneel before me!

599
00:38:18,770 --> 00:38:20,810
- Don't touch.
- Oh, sorry.

600
00:38:20,970 --> 00:38:23,350
Mommy's amazing!

601
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,220
Get out, and don't you dare
come back!

602
00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,720
Too much?

603
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,180
Hmm...

604
00:38:37,970 --> 00:38:40,470
So you are the real big bad fox?

605
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,760
Oh, yes, I am.

606
00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:46,600
So, that means... we are all
big bad foxes like mommy!

607
00:38:46,770 --> 00:38:49,180
- Huh?
- Ah! Whaddya know?

608
00:38:49,350 --> 00:38:52,560
We're the children
of the big bad fox! Yeah!

609
00:38:52,720 --> 00:38:55,180
We are sly and quick
and roar like this...

610
00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,970
- What? No, you are just chicks.
- No!

611
00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:01,890
- We eat chicks, we crunch them!
- Now you listen, all of you!

612
00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:06,060
- I am terrifying.
- No. You're our mommy.

613
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:08,310
We'll never be scared of you.

614
00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:12,010
That's it, I've had enough!
I don't wanna see you anymore!

615
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,060
- Mommy?
- Hmm?

616
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,350
We got you these.

617
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,890
Flowers? And what's a big
bad fox to do with them?

618
00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,970
- Erm...
- Nothing!

619
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,930
Mommy, you're the best.

620
00:39:43,020 --> 00:39:44,850
Hmm.

621
00:39:47,850 --> 00:39:49,760
Hello?

622
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:52,850
- I have a request.
- Oh, yeah, request...

623
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:55,140
You're all here about the fox,
right, yeah?

624
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,680
No, not that. I'd like you to
sign this approval for my club.

625
00:39:58,850 --> 00:40:02,010
- What sort of club?
- Our 'Exterminate the Fox' club

626
00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:04,810
You're useless at defending us,
so we'll teach ourselves

627
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,510
how to get rid
of the little pest.

628
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,060
OK, you want me to sign this

629
00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:09,970
and you'll take care
of the fox yourselves?

630
00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:13,640
- Exactly.
- I support you 100%.

631
00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:18,100
I always believed self-defense
was the way of the future.

632
00:40:19,890 --> 00:40:21,430
Ladies and other ladies,

633
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,560
welcome to the "Dog Is Rubbish,
So We'll Do It Ourselves" event.

634
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:25,800
What're you doing up there?

635
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:27,366
What's it look like?
Having a meeting.

636
00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:29,140
Take your meeting elsewhere,
why don't you!

637
00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:31,310
You have just given us
authorization. Look!

638
00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,260
It's written here.
Article 3, paragraph 4.

639
00:40:34,430 --> 00:40:37,010
You may use the dog kennel
as the venue for the club.

640
00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:38,930
So, first item
on today's agenda,

641
00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:40,940
we've resolved to make a list
of all the faults

642
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:42,260
of the incompetent guard dog.

643
00:40:42,350 --> 00:40:44,560
Now then, ladies,
who would like to start?

644
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:46,010
- He's lazy!
- Yes.

645
00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,390
- He's incompetent!
- Hmm.

646
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,600
- He's an idiot.
- He's a total mess.

647
00:40:57,060 --> 00:41:00,220
- I'm the biggest bad fox!
- No, you're not. I am!

648
00:41:00,390 --> 00:41:02,850
- Right! Hardly.
- I am!

649
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:06,560
Ha-ha! I may be little,
but I can outfox you all!

650
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:08,430
No way!

651
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,720
Children! Dinner time!

652
00:41:11,890 --> 00:41:13,720
Not turnip again?

653
00:41:13,890 --> 00:41:16,970
But foxes don't eat turnips,
they eat chicks!

654
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:19,310
Well, you'll eat chicks
when chickens start flying.

655
00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:20,890
- Will that be soon?
- No, later.

656
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,430
We want chicks sooner than now!

657
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,720
There you go!
Big fat juicy chick!

658
00:41:26,890 --> 00:41:29,140
That's not a chick.
You must think we're stupid.

659
00:41:29,310 --> 00:41:31,970
- Ha! He looks just like you.
- Not true!

660
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:34,640
- You've got a turnip face!
- And you've got a bum face?

661
00:41:34,810 --> 00:41:36,260
No, I look like a fox.

662
00:41:36,430 --> 00:41:38,390
All of you listen!
None of you look like a fox.

663
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,180
The only one that looks
like a fox is...

664
00:41:40,350 --> 00:41:44,100
Me! And when I'm grown up,
I'll be pretty just like mommy.

665
00:41:44,270 --> 00:41:46,810
With pointed teeth
and a beautiful coat.

666
00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:49,350
Ha-ha!
That's never gonna happen.

667
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,640
When you grow up,
you're gonna be dinner...

668
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,100
What did you say?

669
00:41:57,810 --> 00:41:59,850
Nothing. Why don't you all
go outside and play?

670
00:42:00,020 --> 00:42:01,810
Yay!

671
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,560
Go away, you big fat hairball!

672
00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:06,930
Something else to deal with?

673
00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:09,390
Out of our way
or I'll break your nose!

674
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,680
Ah, ta-ta-ta!
Leave Mr. Wolf alone.

675
00:42:11,850 --> 00:42:14,470
Wolf? A big fat stupid
wimpy wimp

676
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,640
Off you go!

677
00:42:15,810 --> 00:42:17,390
Hey. Nice to see ya!

678
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,810
And who's a wimpy wimp?

679
00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:22,760
Oh, you know kids. They don't
really mean it, do they?

680
00:42:22,930 --> 00:42:27,260
Wimpy wimp, smelly
wimp, smelly wolfy wimpy wimp!

681
00:42:27,430 --> 00:42:30,850
You and I should have supper
sooner than later, mon ami!

682
00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:34,470
Wait! You said we'd eat them
when they were fat and juicy!

683
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,060
They look fat and juicy now.

684
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,640
- But... we can't eat them.
- And why not?

685
00:42:38,810 --> 00:42:40,220
- Because...
- Because what, hm?

686
00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:42,220
- They're ill, that's why.
- Really?

687
00:42:42,390 --> 00:42:43,810
They look healthy enough to me.

688
00:42:43,970 --> 00:42:46,100
But, mommy,
I feel completely fine.

689
00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:50,640
I don't... feel so well.

690
00:42:50,810 --> 00:42:53,760
Ah, you see? Come back tomorrow,
they'll be better.

691
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,760
Quickly in the basket, come on!

692
00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:04,180
You're leaving?
I thought they were ill.

693
00:43:04,350 --> 00:43:06,430
Yep, just giving them
some fresh air.

694
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,310
In that case,
I'll come along with you.

695
00:43:08,470 --> 00:43:10,390
Well, that was a nice
little walk. See you!

696
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,640
- What's going on, mommy?
- Is Mr. Wolf bothering you?

697
00:43:13,810 --> 00:43:16,760
- Come on, let's eat him!
- No! No one's eating anyone!

698
00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:18,350
Right, help me dig.

699
00:43:22,930 --> 00:43:25,180
We're far enough. That's great,
kids. He's not here.

700
00:43:25,350 --> 00:43:27,350
We're safe... Huh?

701
00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:31,850
Wait a second!

702
00:43:32,020 --> 00:43:34,060
Are you trying to trick
your dear friend?

703
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:38,010
- I hope not.
- Me? Wouldn't dream of it.

704
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:41,470
- No, wait! Wait!
- I've run out of patience.

705
00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,220
What was that noise, mommy?

706
00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:01,260
Mr. Wolf is
a little bit angry.

707
00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:02,970
Why? Where are we going?

708
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,470
To the only place
he'll never look.

709
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,850
Ahem!

710
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:14,220
Hello. Oof... and you are?

711
00:44:14,390 --> 00:44:17,430
- We are chickens and...
- We're not chicks, we're foxes!

712
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,180
Pay no attention to him.
We seek refuge and a safe haven.

713
00:44:21,350 --> 00:44:24,890
I'm afraid you're out of luck.
There are no openings here.

714
00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:26,720
Oh, no, help us, please!

715
00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:28,430
The wolf will do anything
to eat us.

716
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,560
- Oh, please!
- OK, don't cry now.

717
00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:33,600
I'll go and see
what I can rustle up.

718
00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:35,760
But I don't wanna hear
about it if you're cramped.

719
00:44:35,930 --> 00:44:37,470
Oh, thank you. Thank you!

720
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,430
At least no one here
wants me dead.

721
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,760
Your chicks are lovely.

722
00:44:43,930 --> 00:44:45,640
We're not chicks... Ow!

723
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:49,060
You know,
I had three little ones.

724
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:50,890
They'd be about the same age
as yours.

725
00:44:51,060 --> 00:44:53,810
But that stupid fox
took them away!

726
00:44:59,220 --> 00:45:00,680
It's time.

727
00:45:00,850 --> 00:45:03,760
- Time for what?
- Time to go to school.

728
00:45:08,850 --> 00:45:10,350
We don't want to go to school!

729
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,220
It's important
we don't get noticed.

730
00:45:12,390 --> 00:45:14,220
I'm a chicken
and you're little chicks,

731
00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:16,010
so you go to school
like any other chick.

732
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:19,180
- But we are foxes!
- Right! And we eat chicks!

733
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:22,680
Shush! You are not foxes!
Go on, shoo!

734
00:45:23,850 --> 00:45:25,850
And don't eat your schoolmates!

735
00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:27,850
Ooh! Are you the new pupils?

736
00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,780
Don't be afraid to answer,
I won't eat you...

737
00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,640
Oh!

738
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:36,260
New girl, I have something
to show you.

739
00:45:36,890 --> 00:45:38,350
Are you ready?

740
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,970
Ready!

741
00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:45,260
This is our self-defense
fox extermination club.

742
00:45:45,430 --> 00:45:47,600
We teach all of our chickens
to defend themselves

743
00:45:47,770 --> 00:45:50,600
to slay any foxes
who enter into the farmyard.

744
00:45:50,770 --> 00:45:53,930
So, we have several
different activities on offer,

745
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:56,890
each one a vicious joy.

746
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:00,970
If you care to join,

747
00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:03,810
I can give you a 10% rebate
on your membership.

748
00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:07,890
Well, yes, I'll think about it.

749
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,470
Er, wait a minute, just coming.

750
00:46:17,020 --> 00:46:18,350
Oh, it's you.

751
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:20,760
Mommy, we brought
some food back.

752
00:46:20,930 --> 00:46:21,970
Hello, madam.

753
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,720
Uh, what are you doing
with that chick?

754
00:46:23,890 --> 00:46:26,510
- D'oh! We're going to eat him.
- He said we could.

755
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,850
We're playing
"Foxes Eat Chicks".

756
00:46:29,020 --> 00:46:31,930
Oh, no, we're not! Put the
chick down, get in the house.

757
00:46:32,100 --> 00:46:34,310
- But why?
- That means now!

758
00:46:37,350 --> 00:46:38,760
See you later!

759
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:42,430
How many times?
We do not eat chicks!

760
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,970
We wanna go back in the forest!

761
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:45,470
That is just not happening.

762
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,850
- But why?
- Because of the wolf!

763
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:49,600
Are you afraid of him?

764
00:46:49,770 --> 00:46:52,310
I can't believe it,
you're acting like a chicken.

765
00:46:52,470 --> 00:46:56,220
You're afraid of the wolf,
the woods... We're tired of you!

766
00:46:56,390 --> 00:46:59,600
Yeah, we're tired of you.
We want to live with the wolf.

767
00:46:59,770 --> 00:47:01,430
At least, he's not a wimp.

768
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,430
Go right ahead.
I'm tired of you!

769
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,760
Live with the wolf, why
don't you? Give me some peace.

770
00:47:05,930 --> 00:47:07,760
The wolf will let us eat chicks.

771
00:47:07,930 --> 00:47:10,100
He'll eat chicks, alright,
like you!

772
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,760
We'd like a word with you.

773
00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:16,640
It appears your chicks
tried to bite

774
00:47:16,810 --> 00:47:18,310
several other pupils
at school today.

775
00:47:18,470 --> 00:47:20,560
And they tried to eat
my little Michel!

776
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:21,890
I don't mind.

777
00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:23,720
Oh, no! I'm so sorry...

778
00:47:23,890 --> 00:47:25,350
They say it's cool to be a fox.

779
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,786
And they're threatening to eat
all the chicks on the farm!

780
00:47:27,810 --> 00:47:29,310
- Hear, hear!
- Get out!

781
00:47:29,470 --> 00:47:32,100
They need to be expelled.

782
00:47:32,270 --> 00:47:36,180
Ladies! Let's not be violent
towards our own kind, please.

783
00:47:36,350 --> 00:47:38,390
It's the fox that's the threat.

784
00:47:42,770 --> 00:47:44,350
Ow!

785
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,140
It was you all along.
You took them!

786
00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:53,430
What have you done with them?
Tell me! My... my... my...

787
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:55,640
chicks!

788
00:47:56,930 --> 00:47:59,680
Where are you? Children?

789
00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:00,850
Where are they?

790
00:48:01,020 --> 00:48:03,430
- Where did you hide them?
- What? The coop.

791
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:05,680
- Where else?
- Liar! They're not there!

792
00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,260
What? But that's impossible,
I just spoke to them.

793
00:48:08,430 --> 00:48:10,930
They're grounded in the coop
cos they wanted to see the...

794
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,760
To see the what? The what?

795
00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:15,180
- Mr. Wolf? Mr. Wolf?
- Hello?

796
00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:18,430
- Where are you, Mr. Wolf?
- Hello, Mr. Wolf?

797
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,560
- Ah, Mr. Wolf!
- We'd like to change mommy.

798
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:23,680
Our old mommy has chickened out!

799
00:48:23,850 --> 00:48:25,640
Would you like
to take care of us?

800
00:48:25,810 --> 00:48:28,350
It would be my pleasure,
little ones.

801
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,430
Don't do that.
Don't do it, please!

802
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,640
- Its better tell me now.
- I know it sounds mad!

803
00:48:33,810 --> 00:48:35,140
But they're gone
to see the wolf!

804
00:48:35,310 --> 00:48:37,010
And I'd be mad to believe that!

805
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:41,060
Oi! What if he is telling
the truth?

806
00:48:41,220 --> 00:48:44,470
If he'd wanted to eat them
before now, he could've done so.

807
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,600
Let's face it, he probably
knows where your chicks are.

808
00:48:47,770 --> 00:48:50,560
You and I can put
this whole thing behind us.

809
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,840
- Don't you think it's worth it?
- Sorry to interrupt,

810
00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:53,560
could you just..

811
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:57,100
Oh, be quiet! I'm trying
to save your life here!

812
00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:02,720
Oh, well, I tried.

813
00:49:02,890 --> 00:49:04,720
You know Mr. Wolf, we know of a

814
00:49:04,890 --> 00:49:07,260
place that's full of chicks
and chickens.

815
00:49:07,430 --> 00:49:09,390
Let's all go there
and gobble them up!

816
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,260
Oh, yes, I'd love to do that.

817
00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:14,140
But before we go, I have
something important to do.

818
00:49:14,310 --> 00:49:16,010
And what would that be?

819
00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:18,850
Enjoy a starter.

820
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,760
- Mommy!
- Huh?

821
00:49:21,930 --> 00:49:26,430
Children! Shoo! Shoo! Go! Hurry!
Before the wolf catches you...

822
00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:31,310
Mommy! Help!
Mommy! Mommy!

823
00:49:31,470 --> 00:49:33,640
Give them back!

824
00:49:33,810 --> 00:49:35,720
Don't touch my kids!

825
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:37,760
They are not your children!

826
00:49:37,930 --> 00:49:40,310
You stole them from the chicken
to eat them, remember?

827
00:49:40,470 --> 00:49:43,350
But, no, you seem to have
gone all vegetarian on me!

828
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,760
Look how pathetic
the big bad fox is.

829
00:49:46,930 --> 00:49:50,760
He's incapable of eating you,
and even less able to save you!

830
00:49:50,930 --> 00:49:54,600
- Mommy?
- Oh, say au revoir to mommy!

831
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,180
Run away, kids, run!

832
00:50:04,850 --> 00:50:07,060
Leave them alone!

833
00:50:07,220 --> 00:50:09,140
- No!
- Leave off! I'm done with you.

834
00:50:09,310 --> 00:50:10,970
This is the end!

835
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,510
- You and your antics!
- I say, you there?

836
00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:18,470
Are you the one who's been
trying to eat my chicks?

837
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,510
Chicken... Chicken everywhere.

838
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:23,310
- Bon appetit!
- Oh, good.

839
00:50:23,470 --> 00:50:25,140
I'll ask again.

840
00:50:25,310 --> 00:50:27,850
Are you the one who's been
trying to eat my children?

841
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,430
Oui, c'est moi,
and I'm gonna skip that starter

842
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,350
and go for the main course
instead.

843
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,220
I wouldn't get her mad,
if I were you.

844
00:50:34,390 --> 00:50:36,350
Children, step aside.

845
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,350
Mommy is going to deal
with this gentleman.

846
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,100
- Huh?
- Let's go, girls!

847
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,140
OK, well, I'm off.

848
00:50:51,310 --> 00:50:54,760
And attack!
The pecking technique!

849
00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:56,010
Let's rumble!

850
00:50:56,180 --> 00:51:00,140
- Would you ladies...?
- Wow!

851
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,060
Please have mercy!

852
00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:09,010
Go on, gals! Kick this twerp
as far as possible!

853
00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:12,430
- Children? Children!
- We're over here.

854
00:51:16,140 --> 00:51:19,260
I'm so happy
we're together again!

855
00:51:19,430 --> 00:51:22,350
So, you're our real mommy?

856
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:27,260
Of course I am.
I've always been your mommy!

857
00:51:30,850 --> 00:51:33,890
You're still here, are you?

858
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:39,510
- But I wanna say goodbye.
- Out of the question! Go away!

859
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:48,220
Bye-bye, children.

860
00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:09,850
Can't we work something out?

861
00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,680
Yes, I'm sure we can work
something out.

862
00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:23,640
- Is that OK?
- Excellent.

863
00:52:23,810 --> 00:52:26,470
The grip was firm, but the
throw lacked a little power.

864
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,600
Take notes. Grip both
legs firmly.

865
00:52:28,770 --> 00:52:30,510
And pivot whilst stepping back

866
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,720
to flatten me properly
on the ground.

867
00:52:32,890 --> 00:52:35,350
When in doubt, pull the fox
firmly by the ears.

868
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,850
The easiest, of course, is
to grab the tail straight away

869
00:52:38,020 --> 00:52:39,560
and pull hard four times.

870
00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:43,930
OK, that's us finished
for today.

871
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:46,640
Don't forget, bring your
boxing gloves in tomorrow!

872
00:52:46,810 --> 00:52:49,510
- Oh, shall we get going?
- Yes, it's time.

873
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,260
Mommies!

874
00:52:54,430 --> 00:52:56,390
- Children!
- Children!

875
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,720
- How was school?
- Great!

876
00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,760
- You didn't bite anyone?
- No!

877
00:53:01,930 --> 00:53:04,680
- Aw! Come on, let's play!
- Wait for me!

878
00:53:04,850 --> 00:53:07,260
- Bring them back for dinner!
- Come on, let's play a game!

879
00:53:07,430 --> 00:53:09,220
- What shall we do?
- Wolves and chickens!

880
00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:11,640
As somebody said,
"All's well that ends well."

881
00:53:11,810 --> 00:53:13,430
He teaches you
to fend off foxes,

882
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,760
and he gets to spend time
with the kids.

883
00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:20,220
Yes. Let's say, I would've
preferred a less amateur fox.

884
00:53:20,390 --> 00:53:22,140
Well, I'm sure he'll do the job.

885
00:53:22,310 --> 00:53:24,326
What sort of thing have you
got him doing next, then?

886
00:53:24,350 --> 00:53:26,640
The fox catapult,
he's testing it.

887
00:53:26,810 --> 00:53:28,760
Oh, I see.
That's very interesting.

888
00:53:28,930 --> 00:53:31,100
He must really like
those kids to do that.

889
00:53:31,270 --> 00:53:34,100
I know, it's crazy.
The things we'll do for love.

890
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:45,760
And now, for the closing play,
"Saving Christmas"!

891
00:53:45,930 --> 00:53:47,060
Hello, mom!

892
00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,970
You're supposed to be backstage.

893
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,140
Moving swiftly onwards,
"Saving..."

894
00:53:51,310 --> 00:53:52,640
Hello, everybody!

895
00:53:52,810 --> 00:53:54,890
- Did you like the play?
- Michel, don't bother the

896
00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:55,510
audience now.

897
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,600
They wanted to eat me,
but not really. It's a play.

898
00:53:58,770 --> 00:54:00,890
Ah, who is looking after Michel?

899
00:54:01,060 --> 00:54:04,060
- Ah, I can take him for you.
- No! No, no, no...

900
00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:07,220
- I wouldn't want to bother you.
- It's really no trouble.

901
00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:09,140
Ooh, erm... thanks, but erm...

902
00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:11,310
Oh, look at that he's gone!
Ha-ha!

903
00:54:11,470 --> 00:54:13,760
You can always call me
if you change your mind.

904
00:54:13,930 --> 00:54:15,760
- Happy to help.
- Hello!

905
00:54:15,930 --> 00:54:18,010
- Hello!
- Yes, you got it.

906
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:19,640
I'll call you first

907
00:54:19,810 --> 00:54:21,760
Ladies and gentlemen,
our last offering,

908
00:54:21,930 --> 00:54:23,850
"Saving Christmas"!

909
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,810
Aaah!

910
00:55:25,270 --> 00:55:27,390
Hop!

911
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:30,390
Hop!

912
00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:35,720
Hmm?

913
00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:43,430
La la la,
la la la, la la la la la...

914
00:55:55,270 --> 00:55:57,430
Happy Christmas!

915
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,180
Christmas?
Right, that's tomorrow.

916
00:56:00,350 --> 00:56:02,760
But tonight,
Father Christmas is coming!

917
00:56:02,930 --> 00:56:04,850
- Yeah!
- Can you imagine?

918
00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:07,260
- Hooray!
- Yeah, yeah, that's great.

919
00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:11,100
Erm... what if you guys started
on a snowman in the meantime?

920
00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:13,390
A snowman! Yes!

921
00:56:14,350 --> 00:56:16,930
Ha! They'll never grow up.

922
00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,310
Good. You've got
the Christmas decorations.

923
00:56:19,470 --> 00:56:20,640
I need something flashy.

924
00:56:20,810 --> 00:56:22,850
They still believe
in Father Christmas.

925
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:25,600
Do you mean the idiots
on the roof of your shed?

926
00:56:27,850 --> 00:56:29,760
What are you doing? Stop!

927
00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:31,286
We're collecting snow
for the snowman.

928
00:56:31,310 --> 00:56:32,890
What? From off my roof?

929
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:35,540
Yeah, but no one stepped on it,
so this snow it's really clean.

930
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:39,680
- Get down now, it's dangerous.
- Oh, OK, sorry.

931
00:56:39,850 --> 00:56:41,810
- Help me get down, please.
- Ready.

932
00:56:47,850 --> 00:56:50,640
Who saw that coming?

933
00:56:50,810 --> 00:56:54,010
- I don't believe this.
- It's not my fault.

934
00:56:54,180 --> 00:56:56,060
Look around you,
there's snow everywhere!

935
00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,890
- Yeah, but it's less clean.
- What do we need?

936
00:56:59,060 --> 00:57:02,010
We've got snow,
we need arms and a nose...

937
00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:03,760
How about the TV aerial
for the arms?

938
00:57:03,930 --> 00:57:05,390
- Oh, yeah!
- Stop!

939
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:08,310
Tree branches will be perfect
for your snowman.

940
00:57:08,470 --> 00:57:11,140
Yeah! You've always
got the best ideas.

941
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,850
Why do you waste your time
with those two idiots?

942
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:18,760
I don't know, I just...
I just... I worry.

943
00:57:18,930 --> 00:57:21,220
You should see how they cope
on their own for once.

944
00:57:21,390 --> 00:57:23,260
I feel like I have
to protect them, you know.

945
00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:26,220
You're not protecting them,
you're stifling them.

946
00:57:26,390 --> 00:57:29,180
- They'll never grow up.
- Oh, they're harmless.

947
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,510
What and why?

948
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,810
Er... we needed an arm.

949
00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:41,930
Get out of here!

950
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,600
Get away from me before
there's any more damage!

951
00:57:46,770 --> 00:57:49,510
- Do you need us to help?
- No!

952
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,430
I think we did him a favor.

953
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,760
Yeah, his roof needed
replacing anyway.

954
00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:59,260
Yeah, he's been a bit off
with us lately. Hmm...

955
00:57:59,430 --> 00:58:02,140
What if, as of now,
we became responsible adults?

956
00:58:02,310 --> 00:58:03,310
You're right!

957
00:58:03,430 --> 00:58:04,746
We should start being
more mature.

958
00:58:04,770 --> 00:58:06,890
- Oh, yeah!
- Snowmen finished!

959
00:58:07,060 --> 00:58:08,470
- Even sledging?
- Even sledging!

960
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:11,350
- The age of wisdom is here.
- Father Christmas?

961
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:14,430
- Don't be so immature!
- No, he's up there, look!

962
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,720
What?

963
00:58:16,890 --> 00:58:18,850
Father Christmas,
don't do anything!

964
00:58:19,020 --> 00:58:20,180
Quick, we need to help him.

965
00:58:20,350 --> 00:58:22,390
Yeah, but like
responsible adults, OK?

966
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,470
Hold on tight, Father Christmas!
I'll save you!

967
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:28,100
I'm here! Do not panic!

968
00:58:28,270 --> 00:58:33,470
Whoa! I've got you!
I've got you! Safe and sound!

969
00:58:40,020 --> 00:58:43,220
He's still smiling...

970
00:58:43,390 --> 00:58:45,680
- a bit
- What have you done?

971
00:58:45,850 --> 00:58:48,930
I think we've... killed Santa!

972
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:04,720
What are you doing?

973
00:59:04,890 --> 00:59:06,310
That doesn't look like
a snowman.

974
00:59:06,470 --> 00:59:10,350
Ooh! Maybe it does,
maybe it doesn't. Who knows?

975
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,680
Are you two trying
to bury something?

976
00:59:12,850 --> 00:59:15,850
Us? No! We're just
moving snow. Like this.

977
00:59:18,310 --> 00:59:21,810
Moving snow?
Of course you are.

978
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,600
I know you've been
up to something!

979
00:59:28,770 --> 00:59:31,010
And don't think you can keep
the truth hidden from me.

980
00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:34,970
I'm sorry. I can't keep it
to myself anymore.

981
00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:38,930
- We've done something bad.
- We've killed Father Christmas!

982
00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:50,560
That's just a decoration.
Ha-ha!

983
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,930
You didn't kill
Father Christmas at all.

984
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:56,220
So sweet.

985
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,100
Wait! Wait!

986
01:00:00,270 --> 01:00:03,310
We... we found it hard
to believe as well.

987
01:00:03,470 --> 01:00:06,470
Thousands of children
won't get any toys.

988
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,970
They'll be so sad!

989
01:00:09,140 --> 01:00:11,930
They'll be heartbroken!

990
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:14,510
But don't worry.
We have a plan.

991
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,260
We'll save the day and hand out
toys to all the children.

992
01:00:17,430 --> 01:00:20,890
We'll take his place and we'll
be the ones who save Christmas.

993
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,100
Yes, yes...

994
01:00:22,270 --> 01:00:24,350
And you can be
our Father Christmas.

995
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,310
Yeah, we need someone porky.

996
01:00:26,470 --> 01:00:27,970
Little cheeks
all pink and round.

997
01:00:28,140 --> 01:00:29,890
And a happy face.

998
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:35,060
No, stop it. I'm not doing it.
I have a roof to fix, remember?

999
01:00:35,220 --> 01:00:37,140
I thought the outfit
would suit him.

1000
01:00:37,310 --> 01:00:39,010
There's a part for an elf.

1001
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:42,890
Fine, be that way! I'm playing
Father Christmas now, alright?

1002
01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:44,720
Yep, you go right ahead!

1003
01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:47,100
I could play the elf, I suppose.

1004
01:00:57,770 --> 01:01:00,970
Oi, where can I find
the blue tinsel?

1005
01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:03,470
Er, yeah... in the shed.

1006
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:05,510
Rabbit and Duck seem to be
up to something.

1007
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,760
Think we should...?

1008
01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:09,680
- No.
- You know, don't you think...?

1009
01:01:09,850 --> 01:01:11,140
No, no, no.

1010
01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:13,140
- Just to check?
- Wouldn't do that, no.

1011
01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:16,470
- Well, thanks for your help.
- Don't mention it.

1012
01:01:20,020 --> 01:01:24,760
- There!
- You still look like a duck?

1013
01:01:24,930 --> 01:01:27,310
What are you doing
with that thing on your head?

1014
01:01:27,470 --> 01:01:29,680
It's my hat. Now I look like
an elf, don't you think?

1015
01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:32,260
Since when do elves
wear feathered hats?

1016
01:01:32,430 --> 01:01:36,260
Oh, yeah, of course.
Wait a minute, I've got spares!

1017
01:01:36,430 --> 01:01:37,850
Ta-da!

1018
01:01:43,020 --> 01:01:45,560
Oh, no.

1019
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,680
Ah, for goodness sake!
What?

1020
01:01:47,850 --> 01:01:49,600
Oh... what... No, no.

1021
01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:52,760
Wait, wait, wait...
Whoa, whoa, go back, go back!

1022
01:01:52,930 --> 01:01:55,560
No, before that.
There, there, perfect!

1023
01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:03,010
Right, now for the itinerary.
Starting point: the farm.

1024
01:02:03,180 --> 01:02:05,680
- What do I put as destination?
- Put every home in the world.

1025
01:02:05,850 --> 01:02:08,930
- And tick 'no tolls'.
- Oh, dear!

1026
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,180
That's a 12-year, 7-month,
120-day-and-32-minute journey.

1027
01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:14,076
We're not gonna be able
to do that in a single night

1028
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,930
Try nice children only.

1029
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:20,350
Oh, yeah, shorter.
7 years, 6 months and 4 hours.

1030
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,100
- Yeah, they always exaggerate.
- Printing!

1031
01:02:23,270 --> 01:02:25,430
All we have to do now
is build a sledge.

1032
01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:29,720
Oi, can I borrow your wrench?

1033
01:02:29,890 --> 01:02:31,890
I'm boosting
the lawn mower's power.

1034
01:02:32,060 --> 01:02:35,970
Yeah, go ahead. Just bring it
back when you're finished.

1035
01:02:36,140 --> 01:02:38,310
Lawn mower... Lawn mower?

1036
01:02:38,470 --> 01:02:40,720
- Aargh...
- Leave it, Pig?

1037
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,210
You wouldn't happen to have any
of

1038
01:02:42,270 --> 01:02:43,470
that purple tinsel, would you?

1039
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:45,496
Did you hear what he just said?
They're doing something

1040
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:45,720
reckless!

1041
01:02:45,890 --> 01:02:48,970
Leave 'em alone. Now, let's
talk about purple tinsel.

1042
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,470
Let's talk about what?

1043
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,470
- This is important!
- My tinsel isn't important?

1044
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,930
- Leave 'em be, will you?
- But aren't you worried?

1045
01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,760
We're talking
about a lawn mower.

1046
01:02:58,930 --> 01:03:02,760
Worry is in you.
The solution is in them.

1047
01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:04,890
- You believe that?
- Absolutely.

1048
01:03:05,060 --> 01:03:06,640
- Do nothing?
- That's right.

1049
01:03:06,810 --> 01:03:09,600
- Let them grow.
- Like leg hair.

1050
01:03:09,770 --> 01:03:12,140
I'll help myself
to that purple tinsel.

1051
01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:16,640
There we are.
Our sledge is beautiful.

1052
01:03:16,810 --> 01:03:19,350
Yep, and we don't even need
a reindeer.

1053
01:03:23,770 --> 01:03:26,220
Shouldn't we do something?
This could get out of control.

1054
01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:27,760
No, no.

1055
01:03:27,930 --> 01:03:31,140
- It looks broken.
- Wait, I'll fix it.

1056
01:03:31,310 --> 01:03:34,180
Just tighten that. Try now.

1057
01:03:35,930 --> 01:03:37,640
It's getting really dangerous!

1058
01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:39,430
Stay out of it,
they're learning.

1059
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,850
What if we put some petrol in?

1060
01:03:44,470 --> 01:03:46,850
- So, do you think it's full?
- I don't know, it's too dark.

1061
01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:48,760
Hang on.
I've got some matches.

1062
01:03:48,930 --> 01:03:50,970
I don't believe this!
Wait, wait, stop!

1063
01:03:51,140 --> 01:03:52,860
No, give me the can,
put the matches down...

1064
01:04:00,020 --> 01:04:01,430
And my tinsel?

1065
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,390
Huh?

1066
01:04:05,930 --> 01:04:07,600
Whoo!

1067
01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:52,310
Why is it that everything
you do turns into a disaster?

1068
01:04:52,470 --> 01:04:55,390
Don't worry,
I've got this under control.

1069
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,140
I'll talk to the man.

1070
01:05:01,310 --> 01:05:02,600
Ah, good to see you.

1071
01:05:02,770 --> 01:05:05,220
Listen, there's been
a little confusion...

1072
01:05:05,390 --> 01:05:07,100
Uh, no, no, wait,
let me explain.

1073
01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:08,760
No, you're making
a huge mistake!

1074
01:05:08,930 --> 01:05:11,350
Do you know who I am?

1075
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,310
I order you
to open this door at once!

1076
01:05:14,470 --> 01:05:17,060
Ooh... you know, please?

1077
01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:20,470
Look at that! Someone's
delivered our Christmas dinner.

1078
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:23,760
- Bon appétit
- Whoa, wait, you can't do that!

1079
01:05:23,930 --> 01:05:25,510
Really? Why's that?

1080
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:29,970
Erm... because
I'm Father Christmas. Yes, sir!

1081
01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:31,350
If you eat me, uh-huh,

1082
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,390
there'll be no presents
for children tonight.

1083
01:05:38,140 --> 01:05:39,850
No!

1084
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:43,930
Daddy, I want my toys.
Don't eat Father Christmas!

1085
01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:48,350
Sweetheart, he's not the real
Father Christmas, is he?

1086
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:51,760
He is! He has a red hat
and a fluffy white beard.

1087
01:05:51,930 --> 01:05:53,760
That's the true word
spoken by a child.

1088
01:05:53,930 --> 01:05:55,640
What about the rabbit?

1089
01:05:55,810 --> 01:05:57,616
- Can we eat him?
- He's really more than an elf.

1090
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:59,320
I need him to help me
deliver all the toys.

1091
01:05:59,470 --> 01:06:01,180
You can't eat an elf.

1092
01:06:01,350 --> 01:06:03,510
The pig? What about him?
He ain't doing nothing.

1093
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:05,510
- Hmm, that's good point.
- Er...

1094
01:06:05,680 --> 01:06:08,470
Not at all. I'm very useful.

1095
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:11,260
Oh... er...
I pull the sledge, you know!

1096
01:06:11,430 --> 01:06:14,310
Leave it out! Ain't it the
reindeers what do the pulling?

1097
01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:18,470
Yes, but the recession,
so reindeer... too dear.

1098
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,470
Pigs, on the other hand,
not at all.

1099
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:23,600
You can't eat the pig.
He's replaced all the reindeer.

1100
01:06:23,770 --> 01:06:26,600
Don't eat the pig, please!

1101
01:06:30,270 --> 01:06:32,850
Aww!

1102
01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,350
Alright.

1103
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:37,760
Right! Glad that's settled.

1104
01:06:37,930 --> 01:06:41,510
So, would you help us get out,
then? Children need their toys.

1105
01:06:46,060 --> 01:06:47,390
Listen, sunshine!

1106
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,600
If we knew how to get out
of here, we'd be long gone.

1107
01:06:52,350 --> 01:06:53,760
I have an idea!

1108
01:06:53,930 --> 01:06:56,510
You could fly
over the fence, yes?

1109
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:58,390
And then get the keys
to the door.

1110
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:00,140
Fly? Fly away?

1111
01:07:00,310 --> 01:07:03,100
You're the one pulling
Father Christmas' sledge, right?

1112
01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:04,350
So fly!

1113
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,060
Or you serve no purpose
and we'll eat you

1114
01:07:07,220 --> 01:07:11,390
Fly? Ah, yes! But I can't do it
without the sledge.

1115
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:14,470
- You can.
- Aargh!

1116
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,970
- Watch, daddy! Watch him fly!
- Oh, yeah... Well, he was.

1117
01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:22,560
Oh, dear! He fell
in Fat Danny's cage.

1118
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:25,470
And now he gets to eat him
instead of us.

1119
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,600
Nice doggy, hello...

1120
01:07:27,770 --> 01:07:30,430
Ouch! Ah! Ah!

1121
01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,850
Aaargh!

1122
01:07:33,020 --> 01:07:35,760
The pig's flying again! Yeah!

1123
01:07:35,930 --> 01:07:39,470
- So's Fat Danny.
- They're coming towards us.

1124
01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:47,310
Open the door!

1125
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:56,430
Well, you managed
to open the door.

1126
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,390
Right, freedom!

1127
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,890
And with it, a chance to save
Christmas. Who's with me?

1128
01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:13,470
Me! Me! Me!

1129
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,680
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

1130
01:08:17,850 --> 01:08:21,140
Of course, love.
We're gonna save Christmas.

1131
01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:22,760
And you'll find warmth
in your heart

1132
01:08:22,930 --> 01:08:24,890
as we get presents
for the little children.

1133
01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:28,060
- Yeah...
- I'll get a sledge!

1134
01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:30,350
Yeah...

1135
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,890
- One sledge-aroo!
- Yeah...

1136
01:08:33,060 --> 01:08:35,350
Come on! Come on!
Let's go, daddy!

1137
01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,970
Think of us as extra elves.

1138
01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:40,310
Right, you lot! Let's go!

1139
01:09:29,100 --> 01:09:31,600
I really can't believe
we're doing this.

1140
01:09:31,770 --> 01:09:33,600
Are you not gonna look
for presents?

1141
01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:36,640
Cause if not, I can think of
a way you can help.

1142
01:09:36,810 --> 01:09:38,260
Ooh, what a lovely gift!

1143
01:09:38,430 --> 01:09:40,680
Someone's gonna be lucky
this year.

1144
01:09:40,850 --> 01:09:43,260
What wonderful stuff.

1145
01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:46,760
It's beautiful! Oh, there'll
never be a better Christmas.

1146
01:09:46,930 --> 01:09:48,530
There you are!
The sledge is ready to go.

1147
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,350
Let's get you hitched up to fly.

1148
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:52,760
Please, don't be stupid.
We gotta get back to the farm.

1149
01:09:52,930 --> 01:09:55,180
But what about the kids?
Father Christmas?

1150
01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:58,010
Don't start that again.
Father Christmas doesn't exist!

1151
01:09:58,180 --> 01:10:00,720
It's a bunch of stupid stories
we tell kids like you!

1152
01:10:02,890 --> 01:10:05,720
Daddy, is the pig
telling the truth?

1153
01:10:05,890 --> 01:10:08,390
Er... let's get a move on.
We've got presents to deliver.

1154
01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:11,310
It's Christmas! This sledge
isn't gonna fly by itself.

1155
01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:17,140
Thank you,
thanks for everything, friends!

1156
01:10:17,310 --> 01:10:19,180
Thanks to you,
we saved Christmas!

1157
01:10:19,350 --> 01:10:21,850
Awesome! Well done!

1158
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:26,060
- Feel the love!
- Bravo! Merry Christmas!

1159
01:10:26,220 --> 01:10:28,970
Have a great Christmas,
love you!

1160
01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:32,720
- Have a great Christmas!
- Have a great Christmas!

1161
01:10:33,310 --> 01:10:34,810
Aaargh!

1162
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:42,970
- Aargh!
- Whoo-hoo!

1163
01:10:43,140 --> 01:10:45,350
Alright, now he's flying.

1164
01:11:07,470 --> 01:11:10,180
Darling, you look lovely
in that outfit.

1165
01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:12,720
Oh, it's rather hot in here.

1166
01:11:12,890 --> 01:11:15,010
Thank goodness,
we only do this once a year.

1167
01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:21,100
Hm-mm. Here, your hat.
The children are so excited.

1168
01:11:21,270 --> 01:11:23,220
There can't be just one Santa.
That's silly.

1169
01:11:23,390 --> 01:11:27,140
- No, there's only one.
- I don't believe that.

1170
01:11:27,310 --> 01:11:29,260
He couldn't deliver
all those presents

1171
01:11:29,430 --> 01:11:32,100
all by himself, in one night.

1172
01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:34,100
I mean, there must be
at least five.

1173
01:11:34,270 --> 01:11:37,060
No, there's only one.
He's a superhero.

1174
01:11:37,220 --> 01:11:40,390
- Maybe, but still-
- If only we could ask him.

1175
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,720
Children,
guess who's just arrived?

1176
01:11:44,180 --> 01:11:46,140
Right, we've got the presents,
a chimney.

1177
01:11:46,310 --> 01:11:48,470
- The kids are waiting for us.
- I can't believe you.

1178
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,640
Are you really going down there?

1179
01:11:50,810 --> 01:11:52,850
Oh, let's just get the kids
to come up here, then!

1180
01:11:53,020 --> 01:11:54,390
They'd get their pajamas dirty.

1181
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,760
But what if the chimney's
blocked? You'll get stuck.

1182
01:11:57,930 --> 01:12:00,640
Hmm... good point. If only
we had a guinea pig to test it.

1183
01:12:00,810 --> 01:12:02,470
What about a real pig?

1184
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,390
Knock three times
when the coast is clear,

1185
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,100
and we'll be right there,
got it? Fire!

1186
01:12:07,270 --> 01:12:09,970
Hello, and ho-ho-ho!

1187
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,180
Oh, dear.

1188
01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:18,010
Go, fetch me the broom, Suzanne!

1189
01:12:19,810 --> 01:12:22,720
Help, help! You guys, help!

1190
01:12:22,890 --> 01:12:25,640
That's the signal.
The coast is clear.

1191
01:12:27,220 --> 01:12:28,600
Hello, children!

1192
01:12:30,850 --> 01:12:33,930
You wait till I get
my hands on you!

1193
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:36,760
Aargh, come back!

1194
01:12:36,930 --> 01:12:39,560
You see that? There is more
than one. I told you so.

1195
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,600
Yeah. But what about the pig?

1196
01:12:41,770 --> 01:12:43,470
Pulls the sledge? I don't know.

1197
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,970
But don't reindeer pull
the sledge usually?

1198
01:12:46,140 --> 01:12:48,600
Yeah, but pigs are
less expensive.

1199
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:55,260
What's going on?

1200
01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:59,390
- Got you!
- Aargh!

1201
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:01,510
Clear off!

1202
01:13:05,430 --> 01:13:08,560
I'd say that wasn't too bad
for our first time. Oof!

1203
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,680
- Let's go!
- Oh, no. Enough.

1204
01:13:10,850 --> 01:13:14,850
We stop this now. We are not
delivering any more presents.

1205
01:13:15,020 --> 01:13:17,970
- Father Christmas...
- There is no Father Christmas!

1206
01:13:18,140 --> 01:13:20,310
Yes, there is
and he's up there. Look!

1207
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:24,760
He's in danger.
Quick, we have to help him.

1208
01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:27,010
Yeah, but like
responsible adults?

1209
01:13:27,180 --> 01:13:28,760
Father Christmas!
Father Christmas!

1210
01:13:28,930 --> 01:13:32,510
We've been through
all of this before.

1211
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,560
Oh, wait, that's not really him?

1212
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,640
- No, it isn't!
- Yes, they're all just copies.

1213
01:13:37,810 --> 01:13:39,210
We killed the real one
this morning.

1214
01:13:39,270 --> 01:13:40,810
Actually that was more you.

1215
01:13:40,970 --> 01:13:43,370
It wasn't me, it was gravity.
He got attracted to the ground.

1216
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:46,760
- You know, physics.
- Stop! You didn't kill anyone!

1217
01:13:46,930 --> 01:13:50,220
It was a plastic Father
Christmas just like that one!

1218
01:13:50,390 --> 01:13:52,760
Are they plastic, as well?

1219
01:13:57,310 --> 01:13:58,760
What on earth...?

1220
01:13:58,930 --> 01:14:03,640
Hey, you there! Help!
I can't hold on much longer.

1221
01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:06,760
- So, plastic, hey?
- Hold on tight, Mr. Christmas!

1222
01:14:06,930 --> 01:14:08,470
I'm coming!

1223
01:14:09,310 --> 01:14:11,640
Almost... gotcha!

1224
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:18,890
Don't panic!
It's all under control.

1225
01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:21,350
Whoo!

1226
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,720
- There you are.
- Ooh!

1227
01:14:26,890 --> 01:14:29,510
That was close. I don't
understand what happened.

1228
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,760
I was on this rooftop when
there was this almighty crash.

1229
01:14:32,930 --> 01:14:36,560
And you know what? It looked
like a... supermarket trolley.

1230
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:39,470
A trolley on the roof...
I have too much imagination!

1231
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:41,260
Can't thank you enough,
my friends.

1232
01:14:41,430 --> 01:14:44,010
I'm not sure what
you're doing here, but...

1233
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:45,760
you saved my life.

1234
01:14:45,930 --> 01:14:48,310
And what's more,
you all saved Christmas!

1235
01:14:53,100 --> 01:14:56,350
Gosh, is that the time, hey?
I still have to finish my round.

1236
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,470
Let's go,
children are a-waiting!

1237
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:01,430
Excuse me...
Are you really Father Christmas?

1238
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:04,350
But, of course!
Who do you think I am?

1239
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:08,470
Er, no, no, no, I... I thought
you'd be a bit more, you know...

1240
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:11,140
Yeah, you know...

1241
01:15:11,310 --> 01:15:14,680
Well, I have to get in and out
of chimneys, you know.

1242
01:15:14,850 --> 01:15:16,600
So, can I drop you off
somewhere?

1243
01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:24,930
Tell me,
are reindeers expensive?

1244
01:15:25,100 --> 01:15:28,390
Actually, yes. We have
to re-shoe them all the time.

1245
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,360
Even though their feet
never touch the ground.

1246
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:32,430
- Interesting.
- Can I drive?

1247
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:33,140
Oh, oh, ooh!

1248
01:15:33,310 --> 01:15:35,760
Why don't you look
at the view instead?

1249
01:15:35,930 --> 01:15:37,560
It's rather pretty,
don't you think?

1250
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,600
Oh, yeah, it's pretty.

1251
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:52,970
Wow!

1252
01:16:33,060 --> 01:16:35,510
- Merry Christmas.
- And to you, as well.

1253
01:16:40,100 --> 01:16:43,060
- What's with all the presents?
- Father Christmas bought them.

1254
01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:45,890
So you believe "the fat bloke
and elves" nonsense, then?

1255
01:16:46,060 --> 01:16:48,010
Well, ha-ha, you know me...

1256
01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:50,640
Father Christmas gave me
an inflatable ring.

1257
01:16:50,810 --> 01:16:52,850
And I got a carrot peeler.
Got a carrot?

1258
01:16:53,020 --> 01:16:56,220
- Anyone got a carrot?
- Oh, dear, those crazy kids.

1259
01:16:56,390 --> 01:16:59,430
Well, you know,
as long as everyone's happy.

1260
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,970
Ah...

1261
01:17:26,180 --> 01:17:28,850
Well, we hope you've had a good
evening, ladies and gentlemen,

1262
01:17:29,020 --> 01:17:32,350
and please join us soon
for some totally new adventures.

1263
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,310
On behalf of all of us,
goodnight!

1264
01:17:38,770 --> 01:17:40,600
Shall we have a drink
and celebrate?

1265
01:17:40,770 --> 01:17:43,180
- Oh, yeah, why not?
- I fancy a pint.

1266
01:17:43,350 --> 01:17:45,600
Not me, I'm going home.
Don't wanna miss the last train.

1267
01:17:45,770 --> 01:17:47,430
Ah, don't be a spoilsport.

1268
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:49,600
- We'll drop you home.
- We got the tractor.

1269
01:17:49,770 --> 01:17:51,260
- I'm driving.
- No, I'm fine.

1270
01:17:51,430 --> 01:17:52,630
No no, really.
No no, I'm fine.

1271
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:54,640
It's fine, really. But-but-but
thank you. Ok, bye

1272
01:17:54,810 --> 01:17:57,350
Eh? The audience is still here.

1273
01:17:57,520 --> 01:17:58,810
What're they doing?

1274
01:17:58,970 --> 01:18:02,010
Oh, the curtain call.
We forgot the curtain call!

1275
01:18:02,180 --> 01:18:05,970
Everybody on stage, now!
Come on! Michel! Kids!

1276
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,720
Is everybody ready? OK, and go!

1277
01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:04,930
THE END