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- The Apple Corporation - Casty's version
- Hello. My name is the Apple Computer Company. I came out with this really cool product, the I-phone. It doesn't have a headphone jack, but I have this really expensive dongle for you and you can plug your headphones into that.
- I like it when people play with my dongle.
- Oh. And if your I-phone breaks, don't bother trying to fix it because it's not fixable. And you can't just buy a new one. I know it costs a thousand dollars, but... that doesn't matter.
- Also, don't try to recycle it because I glued the battery in and if you try to take it apart, it'll explode. But that's ok, because I'm really good at pretending to be environmentally friendly.
- Alright. That's it. Apple Computer out!
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- The Apple Corporation - Thecanadianviking88 version
- Hello. My name is Apple Inc. but I used to be called the Apple Computer Company. I used to be known for making really cool computers. But not anymore. Remember the Apple II and all of its variants? Don't like talking about the Apple 3 though, or the Apple 2gs.
- I came out with this really cool product, the I-phone. It doesn't have a headphone jack, but I have this really expensive dongle for you and you can plug your headphones into that.
- I like it when people play with my dongle.
- Oh. And if your I-phone breaks, don't bother trying to fix it because it's not fixable. And you can't just buy a new one. I know it costs a thousand bucks, but... that doesn't matter.
- Also, don't try to recycle it because I glued the battery in and if you try to take it apart, it'll explode. But that's ok, because I'm really good at pretending to be environmentally friendly.
- Alright. That's it. Apple Computer out!
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