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Feb 8th, 2013
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  1. CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  2. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] appears --
  3. CCG: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
  4. CAG: I'm concerned and worried.
  5. CCS ceased responding to memo.
  6. CTG: shit theres bro
  7. CTT: Shit, where.
  8. CTG: behind you
  9. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] turns around --
  10. CTG: shit now hes in front of you
  11. CTT: God damn slippery bastard.
  12. -- CURRENT gardenGnosis [CGG] flops onto the couch --
  13. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite's [CTG'S] stomach makes unhappy noises --
  14. -- CURRENT gardenGnosis [CGG] stuffs her face into pillow --
  15. CTG: ugh
  16. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] stops twirling around looking for himself --
  17. CTT: ?
  18. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] curls his arms over his stomach. Grumbly stomach. --
  19. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] wanders on over --
  20. CTT: Sup, lil dude.
  21. CTG: nausea
  22. CTG: guts been like this for like a week
  23. CTT: Gross.
  24. CTG: i know
  25. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] tries floating out of his nest for once??? --
  26. CTT: Can't be food poisoning. That would have passed by now...
  27. CTG: some kind of stomach bug probably
  28. CTT: Eugh.
  29. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] scoots away --
  30. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite's [CTG'S] gut makes another weird sound. --
  31. -- CURRENT gardenGnosis [CGG] rolls off couch --
  32. CTG: hnnngh
  33. CTG: no one else even has a stomach ailment so i dont know where i got it
  34. CTT: Hrm.
  35. CTT: Yeah that's pretty unusual.
  36. CTG: ugh
  37. CTG: youre good at tea
  38. CTG: could you make me some thats good for stomach issues
  39. CAG: May8e he is just dying.
  40. CAG: Did any8ody think of that?
  41. CTG: id rather not be
  42. CAG: Dave, you're dying.
  43. CTG: no thanks
  44. CTT: Yeah let's not go there.
  45. CAG: Don't 8e surprised when I'm right.
  46. CTG: havent there been enough deaths in this family
  47. CTT: ...Yeah.
  48. CTT: Dude you're going to a doctor if you don't recover in a day or two.
  49. CTG: i dont think theres doctors in the bubbles but ok
  50. CTT: Welp time to get my doctorate.
  51. CTG: welp
  52. CTG: but seriously
  53. CTG: tea?
  54. CTG: yes or no
  55. CTG: please
  56. CTT: Yeah.
  57. CTT: Herbal?
  58. CTG: sure
  59. CTT: Ok.
  60. CTG: whatever will make me feel less shitty
  61. CTT: Peppermint should do it.
  62. CTG: what about ginger
  63. CTT: Technically that'd work too. However ginger-peppermint tea sounds unappetizing at best.
  64. CTG: oh yeah true
  65. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] follows Bro, looking queasy --
  66. PRR ceased responding to memo.
  67. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] sets about making tea --
  68. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] leans on him --
  69. CTG: bluh
  70. -- CURRENT gardenGnosis [CGG] so much orange --
  71. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] you like it --
  72. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] orange is best --
  73. -- CURRENT gardenGnosis [CGG] pokes vriska --
  74. -- CURRENT arachnidsGrotesque [CAG] makes a face --
  75. CAG: What.
  76. CCG: HEH
  77. CTT: If you pass your diseases to me, I'm going to punch you.
  78. CTT: ...Maybe it's an avian sickness.
  79. CTT: Hm.
  80. CTG: is this another bird flu joke
  81. CAG: What are we laughing for.
  82. CAG: Stop.
  83. CTT: Potentially.
  84. CGG: hows your arm ms. rude :I
  85. CAG: My HAND.
  86. CAG: Is fine.
  87. CAG: Thanks for asking.
  88. CTG: bluh
  89. CAG: Bluh.
  90. CTG: i wanna stop being ill already
  91. CAG ceased responding to memo.
  92. PAST radioactiveGambler [PRG] 21:00 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
  93. PRG: Sup
  94. CGG: hi there
  95. CCG: HEY.
  96. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] burps --
  97. CTG: oops
  98. CTG: scuse
  99. PRG: Whats 'appenin in here?
  100. PAST redundantRegret [PRR] 4 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
  101. PRR: HEllo
  102. CCG: HEY SORCEN.
  103. CCG made RR an OP.
  104. CTT: Gross.
  105. CTG: when a mans gotta burp its best not to hold it back
  106. CTT: You sound like you were raised by wild animals, Dave.
  107. CTG: im pretty sure you count as a wild animal
  108. CTG: so yes
  109. CTG: i was
  110. CTT: ...True enough.
  111. CTG: is the tea ready yet
  112. CTT: Hold your horses, kiddo.
  113. CTT: It has to steep.
  114. CTG: these horses cannot be contained
  115. CGG: sorcen!
  116. PRR: HEy you two .]
  117. CTG: mrgh
  118. PRG: Sup person everybodys callin' Sorcen
  119. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] hands Dave a mug --
  120. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] aw shit yes --
  121. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] makes to grab the mug and promptly spits up on Bro a bit instead  --
  122. CTG: glff
  123. CTT: !!
  124. CTT: HGLi.
  125. CTG: gfshg
  126. CTT: What the hell, Dave!
  127. CGG ceased responding to memo.
  128. CTG: uugghhh
  129. CTT: HGlldg.
  130. CTG: im sorryyy
  131. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] wipes his mouth???? --
  132. CURRENT gardenGnosis [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  133. CGG: (( there we go )
  134. PRG ceased responding to memo.
  135. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] promptly gets himself out of that fucking shirt --
  136. CTT: Disgusting.
  137. CTT: Ugh, shit.
  138. CTG: im sorry ugh!
  139. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] downs a gulp of his tea, trying to get the gross out of his mouth. --
  140. CTT: I thought we got past the let's-spit-up-on-everyone phase when you were fucking two.
  141. PRR: ( whoops didn't mean to ignore RG oh well )
  142. CTG: i thought so too
  143. CTT: God fuckin-
  144. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] walks off, the scars on his back temporarily exposed while he seeks a fresh shirt (and potentially a shower) --
  145. CTG: sorry bro
  146. CTT: Just drink your tea.
  147. CTG: ok thanks
  148. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] teaslurp... --
  149. CTG: i feel slightly better now if its any consolation
  150. CTT: It's not.
  151. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] he calls from the next room over --
  152. CTG: hahahaa
  153. -- CURRENT tacitTatterdemalion [CTT] emerges, pulling on a new shirt --
  154. CTT: Ugh.
  155. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] sniggering into his mug --
  156. CTT: God, you little shit.
  157. CTG: hey its not my fault your reaction is hilarious
  158. CTG: plus i feel better
  159. CGG: ...
  160. CGG: o-o;
  161. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] hi jade --
  162. CTT: You're disgusting.
  163. CTG: thanks
  164. -- CURRENT turntweetGodsprite [CTG] rolls his eyes --
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