Leni and Bobby

>Bobby rang the doorbell again
>It was the two-monthiversary of his and Lori's relationship, so he'd decided to make a surprise visit to the Loud House
>But it was his third time ringing the doorbell and his second time knocking; he still hadn't gotten an answer.
>Was Lori out of the house? Was she just asleep? Shouldn't at least one of her ten siblings be answering the door right about now?
>Maybe-
>The door finally swung open.
>"Oh, like, hey Bobby!"
>Second-oldest and second-cutest Loud sibling (besides his girl Lori, of course) Leni Loud answered the door.
>Bobby squinted at the visible tag on the collar of her seafoam dress. She was wearing it inside-out again.
>"Oh, hey Leni! Great to see ya. Is your sister here? It's our two-monthiversary and-"
>"Ohmigosh, Lori has been talking about the two-monthiversary for, like, a whole week. She's so excited it's crazy!
>She even got some of those balloons in the little packets from Mom and Dad's room, so she can blow them up and it can be like a real party!"
>Bobby felt a shiver run down his spine
>He and Lori hadn't actually sealed the deal yet
>They'd tried, sure, but in between his twelve jobs and her twelve other family members, private time was hard to come by
>But here he was! He'd managed to fit a vacation day into his schedule, and now he got to spend it all with Lori. And it sounded like things were going to go even better than he imagined today.
>Speaking of...
>"So, uh, where is your sister, Leni?"
>"No, I'm Leni."
>"What? I - where's Lori?"
>"Oh, everybody went out to get groceries, but apparently I'm not allowed to go back into the Food Mart after what happened on Tuesday-"
>Black Tuesday. Bobby had heard about that particular incident.
>"Wait, they let you stay home alone?"
>"I'm not alone, silly! Lincoln's here too, but you know how he is, always up in his room with those weird picture books.
>Anyway, they'll be home in like an hour. Want to come inside and wait for them in there?"
>Bobby had barely said 'sure' before Leni took his hand and pulled him in

>It was strange being in the house when it was so... quiet.
>Usually there would be at least something going on in the living room.
>Leni pulled him onto the couch in front of the TV
>"You can just sit there and watch TV until Lori gets back, okay?"
>"Sure, I guess I'll wait. Thanks, Leni."
>Leni, pleased with herself, headed upstairs.
>Bobby picked up the remote, turned on the TV, and tried to relax.
>How was he going to wait a whole hour to see Lori? He wouldn't be apart from her one minute if he could help it.
>Maybe the siren song of brain-dead daytime TV would keep his mind off of his true love?
>*click*
>"Oh, Alfonso, we've only known each other for two months, but already-"
>Yeah, looks like that isn't going to work.
>At least he was in a comfortable environment. The Loud House was like his home away from home.
>Lori was Bobby's number one girl, obviously, and Lincoln was like his surrogate little bro, but he was friendly with everybody in the house.
>The 'rents approved of him, the young tykes looked up to him, the older siblings could chew the fat with him...
>Take Leni, just as a random example. They were pretty close.
>She wasn't very smart, nobody could deny that, but Bobby wasn't much of a genius either.
>They didn't share a lot of interests, but they could feel comfortable together because they could talk to each other on the same level.
>She was pretty cute, too. Not as cute as Lori, of course, but close.
>She had the same blonde hair, but a shade lighter, and it ran longer down her neck
>She had the same wide, beautiful eyes, too.
>The same bright, friendly smile
>The same - well, Bobby was too much of a gentleman to even think of such a thing - but Leni was just as developed as her older sister.
>Maybe even more so.
>Bobby tried to rerail his train of thought. Maybe there was something better on TV.

>It had been approximately fifteen thousand years since Bobby had sat down on the couch to wait for his girlfriend to arrive
>Well, more like five minutes, but it sure felt like millenia.
>Bobby remembered why he liked the stimulation of his many jobs and the constant activity in the Loud House
>He hated sitting around doing nothing!
>But he didn't want to get up off the couch - Leni told him to sit there, and he didn't want to cause trouble or act like he owned the place or anything.
>His eyes wandered around the familiar comforts of the living room.
>Yep, there was that hole in the ceiling you could see into the bathroom from.
>Probably should get that fixed...
>Man, this is lame! He shouldn't just be sitting here! He should be with his girlfriend on this milestone day!
>He'd wrap his arms around her waist, and she would wrap her arms around his shoulders
>He'd give her a kiss on the cheek, and then run a trail of little pecks right down to her chin and her neck
>And then-
>Bobby was suddenly aware of an unusual feeling between his legs.
>Oh, geez, right now? And just from that? He really was a lightweight.
>Well, he was just going to have to hope his unwanted half-chub went away quickly. Not like he could deal with it right here on his girlfriend's couch,with two other people in the house.
>Well... could he?
>I mean, what if he just bottled up his urges, and then when things got heated with his girl he would act too desperate and she'd dump him?
>That would be terrible!
>And Leni and Lincoln are upstairs, so he had the whole lower level to himself.
>Little Bobby was demanding more attention by the second.
>Well...
>Bobby sighed and began to unzip his pants.
>He'd just have to be quiet about it.

>Bobby figured that he could get it over with quickly
>He wasn't incredibly practiced in this sort of thing, but it shouldn't take him too long, right?
>He already had his semi-erect dick in his hands, he had already probably gone too far to back out at this point.
>Veeeeeerrrryyyyy sloooooowwwlllyyy, he started sliding a few fingers up and down the length of his shaft.
>Soon, he'd gotten his whole hand wrapped around his member, and he quickened his pace
>Bobby closed his eyes and bit down on his lower lip as his mind wandered.
>He thought about his amazing, beautiful girlfriend, the loving look in her eyes, her soft fingers touching his cheek...
>The possibility that they might go all the way this time...
>"Bobby?"
>Leni...
>Wait a minute. He didn't imagine that.
>Bobby's eyes shot open to see Leni Loud standing in front of him with a confused expression.
>Bobby let out a choked, pained noise as he finished onto his shirt and stomach
>"L-L-Leni, didn't see you there, haha!"
>Oh shit, oh shit, oh shi-i-iiit.
>Some people say that after you ejaculate you get a sudden moment of clarity, when the haze clears up in your mind
>Bobby's moment of clarity hit him like a bus.
>He was choking the chicken on his girlfriend's couch, where anybody could just walk in and see him.
>And now he'd gotten caught by somebody he dearly cared about. Great work, Santiago.
>Well, it was what he deserved for being such a degenerate. These people were practically his family! How could he do something like this?
>"I, Leni, I, uh... this isn't what it looks like?"
>His life was, as his girlfriend might say, literally over.
>"Bobby?" Leni asked, noticeable worry in her voice.
>There she goes. She's gonna chew him out now for being a pervert.
>But she didn't.
>She pointed at his flaccid member, still flopping out of his jeans, and asked:
>"What is that thing?"

>"Wait, what?"
>Leni had already sidled up onto the couch next to him, examining his limp dick with intense curiosity.
>"What is this? It's like a floppy hot dog."
>She reached out with one finger to get an exploratory poke in, but Bobby shielded himself with his hands.
>"H-hey! Take it easy, Leni!"
>Bobby wasn't sure how to handle this situation
>He really did not want to give Leni "the talk".
>At least, not on this couch-
>Hey, where'd that intrusive, adulterous thought come from? Shoo! Shoo!
>He had a girlfriend! He couldn't have thoughts like that!
>Still, with a cute girl like Leni trying to get a peek of his family jewels, it was hard not to.
>Much to Bobby's dismay, that was not the only thing that was hard at the moment.
>"Um..." How the heck was he supposed to put this? "This is a boy's thing. It's normal for men to have this."
>"Why's it moving like that?"
>Now she'd gotten around his defenses and managed to touch him
>A quick tap right on the glans with her index finger
>It felt like an electric shock
>His penis reacted to the touch and started filling with blood yet again
>This was really, really not good for Santiago.
>How could this be happening to him?
>"It feels weird..."
>Leni had managed to get her soft, well-manicured hand around his erection. Bobby didn't put up much resistance.
>"You were doing something like this," she mumbled. "Is this kind of thing normal for boys?
>Does Lincoln do this sort of thing?"
>Hearing Lincoln's name got Bobby to snap out of it. He sat right up and managed to push Leni away from him, harder than he would have liked.
>"Bobby, what-"
>"I'm sorry! I just- you can't touch somebody there. It's really private and intimate and something you shouldn't-
>I shouldn't have even let you do that to me in the first place."
>Leni looked shaken.
>"Aren't we friends, Bobby?"
>"Yes, we are friends! Best friends, even! But we can't-"
>"Do you love me, Bobby?"
>Ah, shit.

>Leni's eyes were wet with tears
>Bobby had never seen her like this.
>"Lori - she always talks about how totes great you are and how wonderful you are and how happy you make her feel...
>and that's what love is supposed to be, right? Like, that's what it's supposed to make you feel like?"
>"Babe..."
>In his attempt to be comforting, Bobby had called her by Lori's pet name. This wasn't helping his case.
>"I-I've never felt this way about anybody! Just you! I mean, first off, you're like the most attractive guy I know-"
>"Leni..."
>"B, you're always there for Lori and me and my family when we need help, which is like all the time-"
>"Leni, please..."
>"Seventh, you're like the only person I can talk to like a normal person! You're the only person in this house who doesn't think I'm s-s-STUPID!"
>"Leni, I really-"
>"And, second of all, you're like - I forgot what I was going to say. I just love you! I know what love is more than I know about anything else, and it's how I feel when I'm with you!"
>Bobby wasn't sure if he knew how to handle this, but he couldn't exactly cut Leni off now.
>Well, he'd spent a lot of time with her, but he'd never seen her vulnerable like this.
>He'd only known Lori for two months, let alone her family! He didn't expect them to unburden their deepest secrets onto him!
>Bobby rested his hand on his stomach, and discovered an unwanted sensation. Oh, yeah, his shirt...
>Dang. He'd really liked that shirt, too. Now it wasn't much better than a skeet blanket.
>He slid the semen-stained shirt up off of his body and tossed it onto the floor. He doesn't want to be distracted for this.
>"Leni, you are an amazing girl. You're sweet and cute and talented a zillion times over. Just because I'm with Lori doesn't mean she's better than you are. I mean, you might be even better than she is-"
>Did he say that? That didn't seem like what he wanted to say there.
>Was it?

>Bobby could stop this. All he had to do was say "I'm sorry, Leni, I am not in love with you," and that would prove it and settle things.
>All he had to do was that hand that Leni had just put on his bare shoulder, and slide it off
>Lori was such a loving and tender girl once you got to know her, she had a good head on her shoulders, she was strikingly beautiful.
>Plus, more importantly than that, he was supposed to be her boyfriend, and it was their two-monthiversary, and Leni was her freaking SISTER, and-
>And then, well, she kissed him. Right on the nose.
>Well, he had plenty of chances to back out of this. He could have just sat down on that couch and waited for an hour like he was supposed to.
>But he didn't, and now he was here, with his girlfriend's sister.
>Maybe he was just a spineless, cheating bastard all along. Well, whatever the case, Bobby was too weak, and Leni was too strong.
>She'd beaten him.
>He tilted his head up and touched his lips to hers. She took right to it like a cat lapping milk, trying to get more of him.
>He ran his arms around her back and held onto her tight while he continued to kiss her
>She made odd little squeaks as he brought his hands lower down, towards her waist, towards her hips
>He brought his mouth away from Leni's face and traced a path down to the side of her neck
>This is just what he was planning to do with Lor-
>No, he couldn't think about her right now. Not with the perfect girl he already had in front of him.
>He found the hem of her dress with his fingers and started pulling up. Leni inhaled sharply in surprise.
>"Hey, Bobby-"
>"It's okay, babe. If you don't like anything I do, just tell me to stop, alright?"
>Leni nodded, and allowed Bobby to get back to what he was doing.
>With great care, he managed to lift her dress up over her stomach, exposing her plain white cotton panties
>And further up...

>Bobby's hands found their way up to Leni's chest.
>Just from his hands-on examination, they felt like they were a little bigger than - well, HERS.
>Maybe softer, too.
>Leni gasped as Bobby's fingers went underneath her bra.
>"Do you want me to stop-"
>"N-no," she stammered, "please. Just... like..."
>Bobby dragged the rest of her dress up over her face, exposing her barely-clothed body to the world, or at least himself.
>"Bobby, it's dark! And I didn't close my eyes or anything!"
>"It's okay, Leni, it's okay. Look, I'll fix it."
>With a flourish, he removed the dress from her entirely. Her face lit up in delight.
>"Wow, it's like, like, a magic trick or something!"
>She giggled. Bobby giggled. Soon they were cracking up despite themselves.
>"Well, uh, babe," Bobby said, suddenly feeling more confident, "that isn't the only trick I can show you."
>He took his hands up to Leni's hips. Carefully, he began to remove her underwear
>In a perfect scenario, with candles and rose petals and everything, he might start off with something fancy that he saw in a movie or on the internet...
>but damn it, he couldn't wait for this!
>And judging by how damp these panties are, Leni couldn't either.
>"Bobby... is this alright?"
>There weren't any barriers to entry anymore.
>He could still get out of this, and stay true to Lori, and just live with the shame for the rest of his life.
>But he didn't think he wanted to any more.
>"Leni, babe..."
>Bobby pushed her back against the couch, as gently as he could.
>The tip of his cock was just BARELY brushing up against her entrance.
>"...you're alright with me."
>He held her close and pushed in.

>Leni moaned in shock
>She dug her nails deep into Bobby's back
>Bobby just gritted his teeth and kept at it.
>It wasn't anything like doing it yourself.
>It was... weird
>Weird and wet and warm and soft and TIGHT.
>He didn't know what he was doing, really
>His strokes were awkward, and staccato, and slow
>but he was good enough for Leni, and she was good enough for him.
>His hands wandered up
>one holding her breast, squeezing, maybe a little roughly
>the other one touching her cheek, gentle as a dove
>"B-babe, I think-"
>"Bobby..."
>"Babe, I think I love yo-"
>Leni shut him up with a kiss and swallowed his words.
>Everything was perfect. More than Bobby could have ever imagined.
>He was close, now. He could feel it. It was almost over.
>Bobby wasn't a genius, but he wasn't stupid. At the last minute, he pulled out entirely, and kissed Leni one last time as he came
>The two of them collapsed onto each other, and lay there together for a little while.
>Bobby stroked her hair lightly. How had he never seen how beautiful she was before all of this?
>"You know, babe," Bobby said, "I feel like I can forget everything when I'm with you."
>Forget everything...
>Forget every- wait a minute!
>At that very moment, the front door opened.
>"Luna, there's literally no way you can carry more bags than I can-"
>Lori, Luna, and one of the twins- Bobby could never tell them apart- filed into the house, and stopped dead once they saw the sight on the couch.
>Lori dropped her grocery bags.
>"Boo-boo bear?" she asked, her voice trembling.
>"Oh, hey Lori!" Leni said, excitedly. "Bobby was showing me how much he loves me!"
>Bobby swallowed hard.
>"Heh heh, uh, happy two-monthiversary, Lori!"