Poker Pt 1

Dersite_Dealer>30 ===BEGIN===
18<29Basilisk18> not at all
18<29Basilisk18> but ill deal
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 fucking
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 asfsd
18<27Lich18> lol
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ok everyone is IN CHARACter now ok
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ===BEGIN===
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Cigarette smoke fills the air of the backroom.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Thalix still reels at the sudden teleportation here, but there's no point in losing his calm.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 He plays the game.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((im sending out cards now just a sec
18<27Thalix18> "I gu3ss let's get this start3d"
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((also, assume underlings can speak rudimentarily))
18* 22JackNoir enters and sits down.
18<22JackNoir18> "Deal me in."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 I look at you and send over two cards.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Left of the dealer is the lich.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Your bet
18<27Thalix18> ((where is my pig btw))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((sitting behind))
18<27Thalix18> You bet 10 of your child
18<27Thalix18> chips
18<29Basilisk18> (( Pfffffff
18<27Lich18> The lich looks over their cards, stony faced as they place their bet.
18<27Lich18> 10 chips on the table.
18* 22JackNoir keeps his pokerface.
18* 22JackNoir follows the lead of the other two and places 10 in.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Next is the newcomer.
18<22JackNoir18> ((i had assumed that))
18<27Thalix18> (( I already bet))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((wasnt yo turn kid))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((next time follow de order))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The snake's turn.
18<27Thalix18> Put in 10 chips
18<22JackNoir18> ((what is the order))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((itson the doc))
18<22JackNoir18> ((isnt it lich me/noir basilisk thalix))
18<22JackNoir18> ((so i did it right))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((yes))
18<22JackNoir18> ((oh you were talking to thalix))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 (( basilisk ))
18<29Basilisk18>  The snake has a name, y'know. Well, it doesn't, but it's not a snake. Nonetheless, the 'snake' as you so disrespectfully call it decides to follow the lead of the others and bets 10/
18<22JackNoir18> ((ops)
18<29Basilisk18> ( Hi$$
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The dealer throws out some cards.
18* 27Thalix Remain. l
18* 27Thalix Remains calm
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 First an eight of clubs, then a two of hearts and a four of diamonds.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Lich"
23* ProcyonDM (~Procyon@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:64da:f6c1:804d:998f23) has joined
24* 28ProcyonDM is now known as 18Jack_Noir
18<27Lich18> The Lich holds.
18* 28Jack_Noir does the same.
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk follows 'suit' and holds, hehe. Puns.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The dealer looks at you annoyedly.
18<27Thalix18> ((how did you know your cards??))
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk returns the gaze with an unsettling grin that seems to have been plastered on it's face since it's inception.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 (( i pm'ed you)
18<27Thalix18> ((( I see now))
18* 28Jack_Noir pulls out a knife and begins cleaning his teeth.
24* JackNoir has quit (Ping timeout: 194 seconds)
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((also, you is henceforth always referring to thalix))
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Whats your name kid"
18<27Thalix18> "It's uh.. It's Thalix.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Well make your bet, Thalix."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "I ain't got all day."
18<27Thalix18> After saying this Thalix foods
18<27Thalix18> folds*
18* 28Jack_Noir snorts
18<27Thalix18> (((sorry this phone correct everything))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Hah. Nice move kid."
18* 28Jack_Noir leans over to the Lich.
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Easy money"
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The dealer lays down another card.
18<27Lich18> The Lich looks at him silently.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 It's a two of clubs.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Hey, dead guy lets go."
18<27Lich18> The Lich raises to 20
18* 28Jack_Noir throws his cards on the table.
18<27Lich18> The Lich looks at him pointedly.
18<28Jack_Noir18> "What? Not like you were gonna do anything else?"
18<27Lich18> The Lich simply shrugs.
18<28Jack_Noir18> it was more of a toss
18<28Jack_Noir18> like what poker players do
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 (( basilisk))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Hey. Snake. What's takin so long."
18<29Basilisk18> (( huh? oh, sorry ))
18<29Basilisk18> The *BASILISK* holds.
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((cant dog)0
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((lich raised 20))
18<27Lich18> (psst i raised. you have to match me or fold)
18<29Basilisk18> In that case, the *BASILISK* who is not a snake, folds.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Pot to the Lich."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Ante up."
18<27Lich18> The Lich hands their cards back face down before taking the pot, then placing its ante on the table.
18* 28Jack_Noir antes.
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk has troubles with it's cards as it's small 'arms' are not particularly suited for card games, but manages eventually.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Fucking snakes man."
18* 27Thalix mockingly hisses
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The dealer looks at you pointedly and says, "Well? You in or out?"
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk glares at Thalix.
18<27Lich18> Teh Lich shakes its head at such blatant mockery.
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Why is everyone hissing"
18<27Thalix18> (( I already folded of you are talking to me))
18<29Basilisk18> The still-not-a-snake hisses at Thalix.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((next hand kid))
24* Thalix has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 eh
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 shit
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 well i think that was going well
18<29Basilisk18> (( 0n0
23* Thalix (Thalix@68-113-152-133.static.ftwo.tx.charter.com23) has joined
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Next hand. Ante in or out."
18<27Thalix18> (((sorry sorry sorry))
18<27Thalix18> Match the bet
18* 28Jack_Noir gestures with his knife to his ante.
18<27Thalix18> Match
20* Dersite_Dealer 30deals
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Noir. You're quite the celebrity."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "You first."
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Am?" I grin
18<28Jack_Noir18> I"I check."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Basilisk."
22* 26Dersite_Dealer has changed the topic to: guys the order is LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH, in whatever order at the time
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk holds, even though holding is still the most frustrating thing ever with these god-damned arms
18<27Thalix18> ((( what are the new cards I left before seeing them))
18<27Lich18> The Lich assumes this means everyone has placed their ante and the new cards can be placed on the table.
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((check pms))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((no new cards yet, we're still in the pre-card phase))
18<27Thalix18> ((( no the new three))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The dealer tosses out the cards, casually yet perfectly.
18<27Thalix18> ((( oh ok sorry))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Two nines, one of hearts and one of clubs and a two of spades.
18<29Basilisk18> (( someone nat 20'd their sleight of hand roll ))
18<27Thalix18> ((( I could so do that))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((if any of you guys want to try that, go ahead basilisk has disadvantage due to shitty hands))
18<29Basilisk18> (( waow
18<27Thalix18> ((It's 1d20+DEC right?))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((yes))
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((surely jack has some kind of feat for that))
18<27Thalix18> (( what would attempting even accom.
18<27Thalix18> plish))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Noir. Bet?"
18* 28Jack_Noir measures out and puts in 10 chips.
18<29Basilisk18> The still-not-a-snake-i-swear-to-fucking-god folds
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ===alert===
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 everyone please roll perception
18<27Thalix18> !roll 1d20+2
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Thalix rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{10}
18<28Jack_Noir18> rill 1d20
18<27Lich18> !roll d20
18<28Jack_Noir18> !roll 1d20
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Lich rolled1,15 d20 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{8}
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Jack_Noir rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=7 ]4,15{7}
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 basilisk whatchu doin
18<29Basilisk18> roll 1d20
18<29Basilisk18> (( i was checking if basilisks had any wis
18<29Basilisk18> !roll 1d20
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Basilisk rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{14}
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ==continue playing==
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Thalix's turn.
18<29Basilisk18> ominous
18<27Lich18> Lich no longer knows what round we're on.
18<25Archive18> [Round two. On the table: 9 of Hearts, 9 of Clubs, 2 of Spades. Basilisk has golded, Jack placed 10 chips]
22* 26Dersite_Dealer has changed the topic to: LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH Table cards: 9 clubs, 9 hearts, 2 spades
18<25Archive18> ((Folded* bluh))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((thanks archive))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Hey. Player kid. Get betting or get folding."
18<29Basilisk18> (( Thalix 0n0
18<27Thalix18> Hold
18<28Jack_Noir18> I bet
18<27Thalix18> or March bet or whatever I need to do
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Finally. Lich?"
18<27Lich18> Lich holds
18<28Jack_Noir18> you can do that
18<28Jack_Noir18> cant*
18<27Lich18> Did somebody raise another 10?
18<28Jack_Noir18> i did
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ==+ALERT+==
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 roll perception again people
18<29Basilisk18> !roll 1d20
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Basilisk rolled1,15 1d20 12,15[ 1d20=4 ]4,15{4}
18<27Lich18> !roll d20
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Lich rolled1,15 d20 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{14}
18<28Jack_Noir18> !roll 1d20+1
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Jack_Noir rolled1,15 1d20+1 12,15[ 1d20=14 ]4,15{15}
18<27Thalix18> !roll 1d20+2
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Thalix rolled1,15 1d20+2 12,15[ 1d20=19 ]4,15{21}
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ===Resume playing===
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Good shit."
18<27Lich18> Lich matches
20* Dersite_Dealer 30lays down a 7 of Spades.
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((what about the basilisk?))
22* 26Dersite_Dealer has changed the topic to: LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH Table cards: 9 clubs, 9 hearts, 2 spades, 7 of spades
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((basi folded))
18<29Basilisk18> (Basilisk folded)
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((with perception))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((he was first, rolled a 4))
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((oh oops))
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((nicely done me))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((your bet btw))
18<28Jack_Noir18> I bet another 10
18<27Thalix18> Match the bet
18<27Lich18> Lich raises another 40
18<28Jack_Noir18> I match.
18<27Thalix18> Match
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Now it's getting interesting."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Last card."
20* Dersite_Dealer 30lays down a 4 of clubs.
22* 26Dersite_Dealer has changed the topic to: LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH Table cards: 9 clubs, 9 hearts, 2 spades, 7 of spades, 4 of clubs
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Any bets before we show'em?"
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Another 10." I toss another
18<27Thalix18> Match
18<27Lich18> Lich folds.
18<28Jack_Noir18> I grunt.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Show'em.
18<28Jack_Noir18> I show.
18<27Thalix18> Show
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((read your cards damnit i dont wanna scroll for both of you.
18<27Thalix18> A 10 and an 8
18<28Jack_Noir18> 9spades and 10clubs
18<28Jack_Noir18> "ha ha."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Three of nines takes it kid."
18<27Thalix18> 10 hearts 8 spades
18<28Jack_Noir18> "good luck next time kiddo"
18<27Thalix18> (((why have you forsaken me))
18* 28Jack_Noir rakes in all the cash
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((heart of the cards mate.))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Antes."
18<27Lich18> Lich antes up
18* 28Jack_Noir complies
18<27Thalix18> (( if I got a six man I would be rolling in money))
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk looks up when it notices the round has ended, and follows suit with the others to join in.
18<27Thalix18> Antes up as well
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Nice and prompt.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Any more bets?
18<27Thalix18> Raise by 5
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk raises by 10.
18<28Jack_Noir18> "out of turn, basilisk."
18<29Basilisk18> (( huh.
18<27Lich18> Lich matchs
18<28Jack_Noir18> I follow suit.
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Now you"
18<29Basilisk18> NOW can I raise by 10?
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((yes))
18<29Basilisk18> I do so
18<27Thalix18> Match (((current bet 25?))
18<27Lich18> MAtch
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Noir, you in?"
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Eh."
18* 28Jack_Noir tosses.
20* Dersite_Dealer 30nods.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Eight of hearts, Eight of spades, Jack of spades.
22* 26Dersite_Dealer has changed the topic to: LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH Table cards: Eight of hearts, Eight of spades, Jack of spades.
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisks grin somehow manages to widen even further from it's already unnatural look.
18<27Lich18> (is snek turn)
18<29Basilisk18> The Snek raises 10 '
18<29Basilisk18> who is
18<29Basilisk18> still not
18<29Basilisk18> a snake.
18<29Basilisk18> for fucks sake.
18<27Thalix18> Match and Raise by 10
18<27Lich18> Lich folds
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk stares at Thalix with an unearthly grin.
18* 27Thalix stares back with the same level of unearthly grim0
18<29Basilisk18> !roll 1d20 for grin-ness
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Basilisk rolled1,15 1d20 1,15for grin-ness 12,15[ 1d20=15 ]4,15{15}
18<27Thalix18> (((grin goddamnIt
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Not to break up this strange love-fest, but do you match kid?"
18<29Basilisk18> (( Me
18<29Basilisk18> (( You need to keep consistent with who you're calling who as Thalix is a kid and i am an snake monster
18<29Basilisk18> (( who isnt a snake
18<29Basilisk18> If me then yes
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((thalix))
18<27Thalix18> Match and Raise by 10
18<27Thalix18> I did that a second ago
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((wait yeah its basilisk im sorry))
18<29Basilisk18> I match ,and raise another ten.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((im gonna go the the bathroom
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((alex, deal for a bit
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((yoiu can edit the doc))
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((dont know everyone's cards))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((ok, thalix's turn again
18<27Thalix18> ((is it just me and basilisk?))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((yes))
18<27Thalix18> Raise by 5
18<29Basilisk18> Basilisk matches.
18<27Thalix18> Raise by 15
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Next card: Jack of clubs
22* 26Dersite_Dealer has changed the topic to: LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH Table cards: Eight of hearts, Eight of spades, Jack of spades, Jack of clubs
18<27Thalix18> Raise by 35
18<27Thalix18> (( in total raised by 50))
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk matches, and raises 10.
18<27Thalix18> Matches
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Last card."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Big pot."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Three of Spades
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Last bets?
18<27Thalix18> Raise by 20
18<27Thalix18> ((hehehehehehehehehehehehehe))
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk matches, and raises another ten.
18<25Archive18> ((wellthatescelatedquickly.jpg))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((not enough chips yo))
18<27Thalix18> Matches and Thalix also smirks
18<29Basilisk18> (lol.)
18<27Thalix18> "le4rn your lim1ts man"
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The Basilisk is ALL IN.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Hah. Show your cards, reptile.
18<27Thalix18> Thalix goes all in even better
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((no point))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((not gonna bother lol))
18<27Thalix18> (( I know))
18<27Thalix18> (((just gotta one up him))
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk, his bluff called, places down the King, and the Four of Hearts.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Shit."
18<29Basilisk18> youtried.mov
20* Dersite_Dealer 30laughs.
18<27Thalix18> "HAH!"
18<27Thalix18> ((fuckin full house and 4 of a kind))
18<29Basilisk18> (( Jesus fucking christ
18<25Archive18> ((root and branch, how did you manage that?))
24* Dersite_Dealer has quit (Quit: Leaving)
20* Disconnected (20Remote host closed socket)
19* Now talking on 22#rpgstuck_backroom
22* Topic for 22#rpgstuck_backroom is: LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH Table cards: Eight of hearts, Eight of spades, Jack of spades, Jack of clubs
22* Topic for 22#rpgstuck_backroom set by 26Dersite_Dealer!~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:78a6:cc54:ca1a:35d2 (24Thu Dec 03 22:19:22 2015)
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Odd.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Thalix takes the hand.
20* Disconnected (20)
19* Now talking on 22#rpgstuck_backroom
22* Topic for 22#rpgstuck_backroom is: LICH=>NOIR=>BASILISK=>THALIX=>LICH Table cards: Eight of hearts, Eight of spades, Jack of spades, Jack of clubs
22* Topic for 22#rpgstuck_backroom set by 26Dersite_Dealer!~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:78a6:cc54:ca1a:35d2 (24Thu Dec 03 22:19:22 2015)
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The Basilisk is out. Two empty spaces around the table now.
18<29Basilisk18> The Basilisk uses it's fire breath to burn the cards.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 !roll 1d20+3
19<`DICE> 1,15Dersite_Dealer rolled1,15 1d20+3 12,15[ 1d20=20 ]4,15{23}
18<27Lich18> The Lich uses telekinesis to float the basilisk out of the room first.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 The dealer pins the basilisk to the wall with 4 knives.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Don't fuck up my cards asshole."
18<29Basilisk18> tool ate
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 He takes out another set of cards.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Three left."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Antes?"
24* Basilisk has quit (Quit: Leaving)
18* 28Jack_Noir laughs and pulls out another knife.
18<27Thalix18> ((shit))
18* 28Jack_Noir antes.
18* 27Thalix laughs shyly
18<27Thalix18> Antes
18* 28Jack_Noir tries to balance the knives on top of each other.
18<28Jack_Noir18> !roll 1d20+2 dex
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Jack_Noir rolled1,15 1d20+2 1,15dex 12,15[ 1d20=9 ]4,15{11}
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 They stay up for a bit, then wobble and fall.
18<27Thalix18> Make a house of cards using your weapons
18<27Thalix18> !roll 1d20+4
18<25`DICE18> 1,15Thalix rolled1,15 1d20+4 12,15[ 1d20=8 ]4,15{12}
18<27Lich18> Lich places their ante, watching the shenanigans.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Thalix makes a one-story house of cards.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Heres your actual card kid."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Bets?"
18<27Thalix18> Raise by 5
18<27Lich18> Lich matches
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Eh." I'll check.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((lol))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 (( match or fold))
18<27Thalix18> ((checking brings back to you))
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((oops))
18<28Jack_Noir18> Ill see the bet'
18<28Jack_Noir18> ""*
18<27Thalix18> While Noir decides his bet, Thalix slips away to loot the basilisk stapled to the wall
20* Dersite_Dealer 30shakes his head and deals.
18* 28Jack_Noir leans over and chuckles.
18<28Jack_Noir18> "That grist starved kid?"
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 3 of diamonds, 7 of hearts, ace of hearts
29* #rpgstuck_backroom :You're not a channel operator
18<27Thalix18> "heh hav3nt ev3n gott3n any
18<27Thalix18> Hold
18<28Jack_Noir18> "None?"
18<28Jack_Noir18> "weak"
18<27Thalix18> "well the damn imps didn't giv3 any"
18<27Lich18> Lich raises to 30
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Tsk."
18* 28Jack_Noir folds again.
18<27Thalix18> Match
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 7 of diamonds
18<27Thalix18> Hold
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Lich?"
18<27Lich18> Lich raises another 10
18<27Thalix18> Matches
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 6 of clubs
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 No wit escapes the Dealer.
18<27Thalix18> (((Double Doubles))
18<27Thalix18> ((damn phone auto correct))
18<27Lich18> Lich holds
18<27Thalix18> Holds
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Show."
18<27Lich18> Ace of diamonds and 9 of hearts
18<27Thalix18> 3 of hearts 8 of spades
18<27Thalix18> (((does double pair go above single Ace pair?))
18<27Thalix18> ((nevermind))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Two pair for both. Lich has higher pair."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Pot to the lich."
18<27Lich18> Lich takes the pot smugly.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "One of theses chips a phylactery?"
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Antes."
18<27Lich18> Lich antes up
18<27Thalix18> Thalix Antes up
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Noir?"
18* 28Jack_Noir does so
20* Dersite_Dealer 30deals.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Bets?"
18<27Thalix18> Hold
18<27Lich18> Hold
18<28Jack_Noir18> Hold
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Exciting."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 3 of hearts, 6 of spades, queen of hearts
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "The lovely lady, out to play."
18<27Thalix18> Raise by 5
18<27Lich18> Lich folds
18<28Jack_Noir18> I call
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Jack of clubs
18<27Thalix18> Hold
18<28Jack_Noir18> I raise 10
18<27Thalix18> Match
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "The king of hearts, to join his queen."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 King of hearts.
18<28Jack_Noir18> I hold
18<27Thalix18> Hold
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Well if you're both going to be boring, show your cards."
18<27Thalix18> 4 club 2 heart
18<28Jack_Noir18> 3 club 8 dia
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Both with shit.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Noir wins. With shit."
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Best kind of win
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Heres all 60 grist kid."
18<27Thalix18> (( me?))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Ante up gentlemen. And jack noir."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((no noir im bad.))
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Thankya"
18<27Thalix18> Thalix Antes up
18<28Jack_Noir18> I do so.
18<27Lich18> Lich antes up
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((im gonna go to sleep soon.
18<27Thalix18> (((yeah me too))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 ((last hand for today?))
18<27Thalix18> ((yeah))
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Bets, bets bets."
18<27Thalix18> Hold
18<28Jack_Noir18> "I bet 30"
18<27Thalix18> Match
18<27Lich18> Match
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Jack of Hearts, 8 of spades, 9 of spades
18<27Thalix18> Hold
18<27Lich18> Raise 30
18<27Thalix18> Thalix sighs and matches
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Noir?"
18<27Thalix18> "you gonn4 go or what"
18<28Jack_Noir18> "Eh"
18<28Jack_Noir18> I fold again
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Moving on."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Ace of hearts
18<28Jack_Noir18> ((im heading to sleep)
24* Jack_Noir (~Procyon@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:64da:f6c1:804d:998f24) has left (Leaving)
18<27Lich18> Lich raises another 30
18<27Thalix18> Matches again
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Big bets."
20* Dersite_Dealer 30nods approvingly.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 7 of hearts
18<27Thalix18> Hold
18<27Lich18> Raises 30 once more
18<27Thalix18> Matches for the last time
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Good shit."
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Show them."
18<27Thalix18> Ace club 2 heart
18<27Lich18> Ace of diamonds and Jack of clubs
18<27Thalix18> son of a bitch
18<27Lich18> Aw yiss
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 j <3, 8 ><3, 9 spades, ace hearts, 7 hearts
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 Looks like it's higher pair for lich.
20<Dersite_Dealer>30 "Pot to lich."