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- /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #883, #885, #886
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- So I've been thinking.
- Levianon is fk huge right?
- Taller than Valentino if I remember.
- That means that if his p enis was to scale with him with it being considered "average" for him, be would be way too big for Niffty
- Just the tip wouldn't even be a phrase that's all they could do
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- full body job time
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- >Implying he has a p enis
- Fish biology moment
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- But isn't he a sea creature chimera thing? He's gotta have some mammal biology in there somewhere
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- yeah that is true but how much is it sea creature and not?...
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- He's half leviathan and half siren lets just chalk it up to demonic biological fkery
- Also, sad to say i looked this up but sharks have dcks. Two of them.
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- >Two of them.
- Niffty is going to have a fun time with that
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- >sharks have dcks. Two of them.
- >Nifftys face when her giant pirate bf has two dcks
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- >Niffty's face when
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- >Levianon getting called by 666 news to try and arrange an interview with the "infamous pirate prince"
- >He agrees and has his men ready to steal anything not nailed down at a moments notice
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- >has a run-in with Asmodanon, who's there because his father wants to buy some shares in the company
- >Stretch, Chan and Funzie are also there, helping out at the studio
- >the awkward moment when the five anons meet, and immediately feel a sense of kinship, despite two of them not knowing the other three and only being aware of each other through rumors and hearsay
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- >Charlie unveals the gigantic pool she had installed at the hotel with Levianons funds
- >Vaggie is having a nice soak
- >Niffty is swimming like thise pattern swim teams
- >Husk is drinking beer while on a floaty chair
- >Angel dust is "sunbathing"
- >Showing off his ass.
- >Vaggie feels something brush up against her leg
- >She looks down
- >She's face to eye with an eye that's bigger than her
- >Whatever it belongs to dives down into the ridiculously deep pool
- >Vaggie gets out as fast as she can and screams about the sea monster in the pool
- "Well duh Vaggie, Anon payed for it so he got first dibs!"
- >"That THING is anon?!"
- "Yeah? He said something about wanting to let it all out and i thought he meant a beer gut or something..."
- >"HE'S A FKING GIANT MONSTER!"
- >>"So is my father you screeching hag."
- >Levianon steps out of the pool at his abnormally large normal size
- >"SINCE WHEN COULD YOU TURN INTO A FK OFF HUGE SEA MONSTER?!"
- >>"Since I was a guppy, honestly do you not know how demons, real demons not you bootlegged fk, work?"
- "Yeah, Vaggie you know that I have a different form."
- >"Your form is just you with horns, red eyes and sharp teeth! I call bullsht on this!"
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- >levianon can go from sea monster to humanoid at will
- this could be how leviathan got a siren pergant
- >humanoid form is still too huge to breed anything "normal" sized in hell
- >barely managed to get levianons mom pregnant without accidentally killing her
- >leviathans humanoid form makes levianon look like those 5'11 vs 6'0 memes
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- >Asmonon never meets Verosika, thus never gets into a relationship with her and never forcibly "helps" Blitzo and co
- >Never visits Charlie at the hotel, thus never helps fund it
- >Never goes out of his way to help any of Valentino's prostitutes
- >Eventually he ends up as a less loving version of his father
- >Anyone he doesn't personally know just aren't people to him, just walking screaming animals that can talk
- >Other than the family business he has nothing else
- >Ends up trying to find happiness by partaking in whores gambling like his dear old dad
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- >Ends up meeting Prince Anon at a some social party.
- >All it takes is ine look into each others eyes and they both realize that they both uave the same pain and emptiness in their lives as royals.
- Amd thats is how they became best firends
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